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Hritik gate par aata hai aur samne hi ruhi dikh jati hai lekin usse ignore karta hai jo ruhi ko thoda bura laga lekin fir normal ho gaye kyuki Hritik apni jagah sahi hi tha
Hritik apna phone nikalta hai aur Daksh ke number dial karta hai
Hritik- kaha ho bchodo
Daksh- hospital bhai
Hritik- bakchodi mat karo
Daksh- yaar sach me hospital me hi hai
Vo Arjun ko bejh raha hu tu apni shocks dedena
Sayad uski smell se ruhi ka dora bhag jaye
Hritik- Vo mere samne khadi hai
Tu mil fir batata hu
Daksh- khatam karke aajana uncle ki dukan par
Aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Ruhi- hritik
Bahut pyaar se bolti hai
Etni pyaar se ki Hritik chah kar bhi ignore nahi kar paya
Ruhi- I'm sorry for that day
And a very happy birthday
Gift aage karte hue bolti hai
Hritik- thank you
But main ye accept nahi kar sakta
Ruhi- kyu? Sad sa face bana ke
Hritik- tumhe pata hai na mere Dost kon hai
Aur tumhe vo bilkul pasand nahi hai
Main un logo me se bilkul nahi hu jo ladki ke liye Dost chhod de
Ruhi- kya tum mere Dost Arjun aur Daksh ki baat kar rahe ho?
Hritik- tumhre dost?
Ruhi- ha
Tumhre bhi hai?
What a coincidence
Hritik thoda confused ho jata hai
Ruhi- main sach bol rahi hu
Daksh aur Arjun mere Dost hai
Agar tumhe yakin nahi hota to call karke puch lo
Hritik- aur ye Kab hua?
Ruhi- bas thodi der pehle hi
Hritik- acha esliye un salo ne acting karke mujhe yaha bulaya hai
Ruhi- hmm
Hritik- lekin tumhe dore padte hai?
Mazak me bola
Ruhi- Hritik please
Vo log kuch bhi bol dete hai
Hritik- ab sayad tumhe aadat dal leni chahiye
Kyuki tumhre Dost jo hai
Tabhi Hritik ka phone firse bajane lagta hai jo Arjun ka tha
Arjun- bas karo bc kya aaj hi bache paida kar doge
Jaldi aaja uncle ki dukan par
Bill tujhe hi pay karna hai
Hritik- ha aa raha hu aand mat khao
Aur Hritik phone kaat deta hai
Ruhi- main bhi chalu?
Hritik- agar tumhe late nahi ho raha to
Ruhi- vo main manage kar lungi
Hritik- chalo fer
Uske baad ye dono bhi uncle ki dukan par pahuch jate hai
Arjun- uncle purana kuch bill baki to nahi hai
Ye sutte wala uncle hai
Uncle- nahi beta
Daksh- to ek kaam karo agle mahine ka advance me eske(hritik) khate me likh lo
Hritik- lund bc mera
Uncle do chai dedo aur ek cigarette
Arjun- dekh rahe ho uncle
Ladki aate hi kaise badal gaye
Uncle- akasar aisa hi hota hai beta
Lekin Hritik beta nahi badlega
Arjun- matlab hum badal jaenge
Uncle- baki sab ka to pata nahi lekin tu sabse pehle badlega
Aur uncle hasne lage
Daksh- bilkul sahi bola uncle aapne
Arjun- dil hi tod diya uncle aapne to aaj
Uncle- koe baat nahi first year me hi ho abhi
Aage Bahut baar tutna hai
Uncle ruhi aur Hritik ko chai dete hue bolte hai
Uncle- kya naam hai beta aapka?
Ruhi- ruhi uncle ji
Uncle- Bahut acha ladka hai ye(hritik)
Ache se rahna
Uske sir par hath rakh ke bolte hai
Ruhi- Ji uncle
Daksh- Bhai mujhe apan dono ki bejati kyu feel ho rahi hai
Hritik- kyuki ho rahi hai
Daksh- ruhi tum eske birthday party me nahi aa rahi?
Arjun- mujhe pakka yakin hai esne invite bhi nahi kiya hoga
Ruhi- nahi vo actually hostel wale allow nahi karte
Daksh- vo to main karva dunga simran ko bol ke
Arjun- fir seniors chutad fodne aajenge
Ruhi- tum Simran Ma'am ko jante ho?
Daksh- Bahut kareb se Arjun ki side dekh ke
Arjun- meri taraf kya dekh raha hai be
Daksh- bas bata raha tha
Arjun- jarurat nahi hai
Daksh- acha tumne bataya nahi ki tum aa rahi ho ya nahi
Ruhi- vaha sab ladke honge
Main kya karungi
Arjun- kon kon ladkiya hai
Hritik- Simran, priya, Rashmi, aur ek do aur hai
Arjun- Bahut din ho gaye yaar Rashmi ko dekhe
Daksh- ek room chahiye yaar mujhe
Arjun- tu aa hi mat na bhai
Jada acha rahega
Daksh- ho kaha rahi hai vaise?
Arjun- mujhe kya pata bc
Daksh- Hritik se puch raha hu
Hritik- Simran Ma'am ke flat par
Daksh- fir to ruchi bhi hogi
Arjun- humare liye bakas de kisi ko
Daksh- mohini hai to
Arjun- kaha hai?
Daksh- are maan hi le ab to
Promise jo kiya hai?
Ruhi- jaisi tumhri harkate hai us hisaab se man to bilkul nahi hai mera
Hritik- tumne esko promise kiya hai?
Galti bahut badi galti
Daksh- bas ho gaya aaj ka
Chalo hostel chalte hai
Aur tune daru leli?
Hritik- Kal hi leli thi bc
Arjun- Aur maal
Hritik- sab leliya
Ek kaam karo tum dono jake baki sab ko ekhata karlo
Fir 9 baje ke aas pas chalenge
Daksh- Aur tu kya karega bc
Hritik- kuch kaam hai
Arjun- chal bhai
Esko Ladki mil gaye ab ye hume kaha hi puchega
Aur Daksh aur Arjun vaha se chale jate hai
Ye Hritik ne bola bhi kisko hai Daksh aur Arjun ko
Enko salo ko do minutes baad ye bhi yaad nahi rahta ki bc aaj party hai
Daksh- sun ek kaam karega?
Arjun- gand dega to?
Daksh- bata na
Arjun- bol kar dunga ek ahsaan
Daksh- ****** us area ka hai na tu
Arjun- ha
Daksh- janta hai vaha aas pass kisi ko
Arjun- ek to bc sidhe sidhe bola kar mujhe
Daksh- bina koe question kare kaam kare to bata
Arjun- bina question kare to nahi karunga
Daksh- fir jane de
Arjun- jane de to bc
Mujhe ganta fark nahi padta
Arjun- acha ye bata tera aur teri family ke bich kya scene hai
Daksh- tujhe kya matlab bc
Arjun- agar tu bata dega to tera kaam kar dunga vo bhi bina kuch puche aur ha agar sach bataega to
Daksh- tujhe kaise pata chalega ki main sach bol raha hu ya juth
Arjun- jo tu bolega main usse sach maan lunga
Ye baat hai bahut simple lekin sala bahut deep chot deti hai
Daksh- hum sab alag rahte hai
Kisi ko kisi se koe matlab nahi hai
Jisko jo karna hai vo kare
Arjun- aisa kyu?
Daksh- kya reason hota hai
Arjun- nahi pata
Daksh- chhod na bc
Kyu gade murde ukhad rakha hai
Arjun- to bc tujhe paise kon deta hai
Daksh- mujhe kon dega
Main bahut sudh gareeb hu
Arjun- bakchodi mat kar
Daksh- bas aajate hai bhai
Arjun- chhod tu bata kya kaam tha
Daksh- tere area me ek dadu Bhai naam ka aadmi rahta hai kya?
Arjun- vo mera area nahi hai
Aur ha rahta hai sayad koe gunda hai
Daksh- kitna bada gunda?
Arjun- jada nahi vo local type ke nahi hote hai jo politician ka chatate rahte hai
Us type ka hai
Tujhe kya kaam hai?
Daksh usse look deta hai jaise bol raha ho ki sale question nahi puchna
Arjun- ha sorry
Tu bol
Daksh- aur kya pata hai tujhe uske bare me
Arjun- tapori hai
Vasuli ka dhanda hai
Ek chota Bhai hai uske hi jaisa
Daksh- bas
Arjun- ha jada khash nahi hai
Daksh- thik?
Arjun- marna hai kya usse?
Daksh- aisa hi samjh le
Arjun- uda de sale ko
Log pareshan ho rakhe hai
Arjun majak me bolta hai
Fir aise hi bakchodi karte karte hostel pahuch jate hai jaha Pawan ke room me bath ke pubg khelne lagte hai
Pawan- exam ke bare me kya socha hai?
Daksh- bahut din hai abhi soch lenge
Pawan- bc 10 din hi to hai
Arjun- sale paap lage tujhe das din kam lag rahe hai
Karan- sun main kya bolta hu es baar puri ki puri book chhap lejate hai
Arjun- usse kya hoga be
Number hi ache aaenge na
Karan- aur kya chahiye?
Daksh- chhod Arjun chutiyo ko ye nahi batana chahiye ki vo chutiya hai
Pawan- next year se asli gand marni start ho jaegi
Arjun- ajeeb negative banda hai yaar tu
Agle janam ki baat ko leke abhi ro raha hai
Ye uhi bakchodi karte karte game khelte hai aur essi bich jetne bhi phone aate hai un sabko kaat dete hai
Vahi Hritik apne aap ko kos raha tha ki kin chutiyo ko bol diya usne
Thodi der baad gate jor se khulta hai aur Hritik andar aata hai
Pawan- virgra kha ke aaya hai kya behanchod
Hritik- bhosdiyoke kya bola tha tum dono ko
9 baje nikalna tha
Arjun- Abe en salo ne batha liya
Hum to bolne hi aaye the
Karan- o mc
Hritik- bas ab jaldi se utho
Sab wait kar rahe hai
Daksh- ha chalo
Bc har waqt late kara dete ho
Daksh ko sab ignore karte hai aur fir jaldi se tayar hoke simran ke flat par pahuch jate hai
Simran aur baki log unka hi wait kar rahe the
Simran- badi jaldi aagaye?
Hritik- sorry vo......
Simran- birthday boy sorry nahi bolta aur usko hug karke birthday wish karti hai
Vaise mujhe pura yakin hai ki ye late endono(Daksh aur Arjun) ki vajah se hua hoga
Daksh- dil tod rahe ho aap
Hum dono hi to sabko leke aaye hai
Simran- chhodo aajao
Fir sab andar aate hai yaha Rashmi Priya ruchi pehle se hi thi
Sabne Hritik ko birthday wish kiya aur fir Hritik ne sabko ruhi se introduce karaya
Uske baad thodi bahut vahi cake wali bakchodi hoti hai aur Uske baad sab daru leke bath jate hai
Simran- to Hritik girlfriend kab banae
Aur bataya bhi nahi
Daksh- humare jaise Dost ho to sab kuch aise hi hota hai
Ruchi- tumhre jaise Dost bhagwan kisi ko na de
Daksh- ohh tum yaha par ho
Maine dhayan hi nahi diya
Ruchi- tumhre dhayan dene ya na dene se kisko fark padta hai
Daksh- bataunga tumhe ye bhi thoda intezaar karo
Simran- Pawan tum kyu chhup ho?
Pawan- maal kaha hai?
Hritik- Bhai yahi hai
Tu naraj kyu hota hai
Pawan- to gand me kyu de rakha hai nikal le
Arjun- Rashmi Maam aap kaha the etne Dino se?
Rashmi- are bas project aur job ke silsile me yaha vaha gum rahi thi
Arjun- aankhen hi taras gae thi aapko dekhe
Rashmi- hahahaha sorry
Aage se tumhe bata ke jaya karungi
Karan- dhayan se Ma'am
Ye pant utarne me jara bhi waqt nahi lagaega
Rashmi- beta jaha tak mujhe pata hai tumse to late hi hoga ye
Pawan- humare Bhai ke karname seniors tak masur ho rahe hai
Wah bc
Karan- aisa kuch nahi hai
Main thahra sarif ladka
Rashmi- seniors ki najar ja chuki hai tujh par
Dhayan rakhna
Karan- are jab tak aap ho tab tak kya fikar karna
Rashmi- mere par hi try marne lag gaya tu
Karan- kosis karte rahna chahiye
Kahi na Kahi, kabhi na kabhi kamyabi jarur milti hai
Simran- tumhra sahi hai bilkul
Jaha ched dikhe vahi gusne ki kosis karne lag jate ho
Daksh- humari hi kismat kharab hai sala
Rashmi- Daksh bas kar ab
Hume sab pata hai
Daksh- ye sala mere bare me afvah kon faila raha hai
Arjun- mujhe to khud par shak ho raha hai
Daksh- aaj se dosti khatam
Main Rashmi Maam ke sath rah lunga
Simran- hahahahaha
Tum sabke sab ek jaise ho
Rashmi- Pawan roll ho gaya ho to jala bhi le
Pawan- aapne kaha aur humne jala diya
Aur joint jala ke Rashmi ko pass karta hai
Ab yaha ladkiya bahut thi aur kahi na kahi Daksh ka ruhi ko chhod ke har jagah chance tha to vo soch raha tha ki aaj kiske sath try kiya jaye
Simran ka to usse pata tha ki uski to firse bajani hai lekin ek aur aaj mil jaye to kya kharabi hai
Ye sochte sochte usne Rashmi ko aaj ke liye side me kiya kyuki usme thoda time lag sakta tha
Ab bachi Priya aur ruchi
Usne kuch soch ke Priya ko bhi hata diya kyuki sala bahut nakhre chhod rahi thi
Esliye usne decide kiya ki aaj to ruchi ko hi chodna hai aur sali bol bhi bahut rahi hai
Daksh soch hi raha tha ki Simran ne joint usko pass kiya
Priya- tu kiske khawabo me khoya hua hai?
Daksh- hai ko
Tujhe kya?
Priya- gussa kyu ho raha hai
I'm just asking
Daksh- aur main bhi bas bata hi raha hu
Fir sab aise hi bakchodi karte hue nashe karne lage aur dheere dheere sab dher hone lage
Sabse pehle Hritik ki bandi hue uske baad Rashmi fir pawan karan aur fir hritik
Ab bach gaye the Arjun Daksh Simran aur ruchi
Arjun ne apna joint uthaya aur chala gaya
Priya ke bande ka message aagaya tha to vo bhi chali gae
Simran ne Daksh ko ishara kiya aur vo bhi room me chali gaye
Sabse pehle to Daksh ne usse message karke bol diya thoda time lagega vo samjh gae
Fir ab bach gaye ruchi aur Daksh
Daksh ne ek joint jalaya aur ruchi ke side me aake bath gaya
Daksh- kya chal raha hai
Ek puff marte hue bola
Ruchi- tujhse matlab
Daksh- kis baat ka gussa kar rahi hai tu?
Ruchi- tujhe nahi pata
Daksh- pata hota to puchta kyu
Ruchi- fir jab tujhe kuch pata hi nahi hai to batane ka kya fayda
Daksh ne usse joint diya aur bola
Tu bataegi to pata chalega na
Ruchi- tu janwar haiv
Koe feeling nahi hai kya tujhme?
Daksh- sidhe sidhe bol yaar
Ruchi- tune kya kiya tha us raat trip pe
Daksh- tune karaya tha
Ruchi- main bas masti kar rahi thi
Tu pura janwar ban gaya
Daksh- dekh bike pe the aur nashe me bhi
Kuch ho jata to bc
Ruchi- aur agle din kaise react kar raha tha tu jaise main koe randi hu
Ab Daksh ko lagne lag gaya tha ki kuch ho sakta hai to usne ruchi ke pairo par hath rakh ke sahlane lag gaya
Daksh- ha na tu lekin sirf meri
Ruchi- nahi hu main
Mera boyfriend hai samjha
Aur uska hath hata deti hai
Daksh uske side me khada hua aur apni shirt nikal de
Aur uske side me bath ke pehle joint liya aur fir dhua muh me bharke ruchi ke muh ke bilkul pas aagaya
Do second to ruchi ne react nahi kiya lekin tisre second usne apna muh khol diya aur dono ke honth mil gaye
Jada der ke liye nahi lekin jitna bhi tha acha tha
Daksh- room hai nahi aur yaha bhi thik nahi hai
Bathroom me chalte hai
Ruchi- koe jag gaya to
Daksh- sab bahut nashe me hai
Koe nahi jagega
Aur Daksh uska hath pakad ke usse bathroom me leke jane laga
Ruchi ko bhi to yehi chahiye tha aur vaise bhi Daksh ne pehal ki thi to vo bhi piche piche chalne lagi
Bathroom me guste hi Daksh ne shower on kar diya aur dusre side ruchi ko buri tarah chumne chatne laga
Do second me hi dono nange ho gaye the
Ruchi ke bade bade chuchiyo ko dekh ke to vo jaise pagal hi ho gaya tha aur jor jor se dabane aur marne laga
Ruchi- ahhh Daksh aaram se dard hota hai
Lekin ab Daksh kaha rukne wala tha
Vo firse janwar banane hi wala tha ki ruchi ne dimag lagaya aur jaldi se niche bath ke Daksh ke lund ko muh me bhar liya
Ek jhatke me jo ruchi ne muh me dala tha usse Daksh ko aisa laga jaise abhi jhad jaega
Etne wild tarike se sayad hi kisi ne Daksh ka lund chusa hoga
Vo bhi ruchi ke baal pakad ke jor jor se uske muh ko chodne laga
Es time jaise un dono me competition chal rha tha ki koe piche nahi hatega
Ruchi ki saas fulne lagi lekin Bhai himat thi ladki me
Aakhir kar Daksh ne hi usse chhoda aur toilet seat par ulta kar diya
Aur do teen thapad uski gand me jor jor se mare
Ruchi- ahhh bc maar aur tej maar
Aaj dikha kitni mardangi hai tujhme
Daksh bhi josh me hi tha aur usne agle hi jhatke me pura ka pura lund ek baar me gussa diya
Ruchi- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bcccc
Chhodd aur tej chhod
Etne din ka pura badla lungi aaj
Aur vo khud gand aage piche karke Daksh ko help karne lagi
Ess position me thodi der rahe uske baad Daksh ne usse God me utha liya Aur shower ke niche lejake buri tarah chodne laga
Dono pani me bhi buri tarah pasine me ho chuke the
Aur jor jor se thap thap thap thap ki aawaze aane lagi
Fir ruchi ko diwar par laga ke chodne laga
Etna maal fuka hua tha ki jaldi se to kisi ka hone wala nahi tha
Aur ye Dono hawas me pagal hoke ek dusre ko katane lag gaye
Daksh- aaj to teri gand bhi fategi bc
Ruchi- don't touch my ass
Aur Daksh ka lund pakad ke vapas chut me gussa diya
Lagbhag ek ghante dono ke bich damdar chudai hue Aur fir ruchi to bahar aake soffe par turant so gaye
Aur Daksh second round ke liye Simran ke kamre me chala gaya.....
Hritik gate par aata hai aur samne hi ruhi dikh jati hai lekin usse ignore karta hai jo ruhi ko thoda bura laga lekin fir normal ho gaye kyuki Hritik apni jagah sahi hi tha
Hritik apna phone nikalta hai aur Daksh ke number dial karta hai
Hritik- kaha ho bchodo
Daksh- hospital bhai
Hritik- bakchodi mat karo
Daksh- yaar sach me hospital me hi hai
Vo Arjun ko bejh raha hu tu apni shocks dedena
Sayad uski smell se ruhi ka dora bhag jaye
Hritik- Vo mere samne khadi hai
Tu mil fir batata hu
Daksh- khatam karke aajana uncle ki dukan par
Aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Ruhi- hritik
Bahut pyaar se bolti hai
Etni pyaar se ki Hritik chah kar bhi ignore nahi kar paya
Ruhi- I'm sorry for that day
And a very happy birthday
Gift aage karte hue bolti hai
Hritik- thank you
But main ye accept nahi kar sakta
Ruhi- kyu? Sad sa face bana ke
Hritik- tumhe pata hai na mere Dost kon hai
Aur tumhe vo bilkul pasand nahi hai
Main un logo me se bilkul nahi hu jo ladki ke liye Dost chhod de
Ruhi- kya tum mere Dost Arjun aur Daksh ki baat kar rahe ho?
Hritik- tumhre dost?
Ruhi- ha
Tumhre bhi hai?
What a coincidence
Hritik thoda confused ho jata hai
Ruhi- main sach bol rahi hu
Daksh aur Arjun mere Dost hai
Agar tumhe yakin nahi hota to call karke puch lo
Hritik- aur ye Kab hua?
Ruhi- bas thodi der pehle hi
Hritik- acha esliye un salo ne acting karke mujhe yaha bulaya hai
Ruhi- hmm
Hritik- lekin tumhe dore padte hai?
Mazak me bola
Ruhi- Hritik please
Vo log kuch bhi bol dete hai
Hritik- ab sayad tumhe aadat dal leni chahiye
Kyuki tumhre Dost jo hai
Tabhi Hritik ka phone firse bajane lagta hai jo Arjun ka tha
Arjun- bas karo bc kya aaj hi bache paida kar doge
Jaldi aaja uncle ki dukan par
Bill tujhe hi pay karna hai
Hritik- ha aa raha hu aand mat khao
Aur Hritik phone kaat deta hai
Ruhi- main bhi chalu?
Hritik- agar tumhe late nahi ho raha to
Ruhi- vo main manage kar lungi
Hritik- chalo fer
Uske baad ye dono bhi uncle ki dukan par pahuch jate hai
Arjun- uncle purana kuch bill baki to nahi hai
Ye sutte wala uncle hai
Uncle- nahi beta
Daksh- to ek kaam karo agle mahine ka advance me eske(hritik) khate me likh lo
Hritik- lund bc mera
Uncle do chai dedo aur ek cigarette
Arjun- dekh rahe ho uncle
Ladki aate hi kaise badal gaye
Uncle- akasar aisa hi hota hai beta
Lekin Hritik beta nahi badlega
Arjun- matlab hum badal jaenge
Uncle- baki sab ka to pata nahi lekin tu sabse pehle badlega
Aur uncle hasne lage
Daksh- bilkul sahi bola uncle aapne
Arjun- dil hi tod diya uncle aapne to aaj
Uncle- koe baat nahi first year me hi ho abhi
Aage Bahut baar tutna hai
Uncle ruhi aur Hritik ko chai dete hue bolte hai
Uncle- kya naam hai beta aapka?
Ruhi- ruhi uncle ji
Uncle- Bahut acha ladka hai ye(hritik)
Ache se rahna
Uske sir par hath rakh ke bolte hai
Ruhi- Ji uncle
Daksh- Bhai mujhe apan dono ki bejati kyu feel ho rahi hai
Hritik- kyuki ho rahi hai
Daksh- ruhi tum eske birthday party me nahi aa rahi?
Arjun- mujhe pakka yakin hai esne invite bhi nahi kiya hoga
Ruhi- nahi vo actually hostel wale allow nahi karte
Daksh- vo to main karva dunga simran ko bol ke
Arjun- fir seniors chutad fodne aajenge
Ruhi- tum Simran Ma'am ko jante ho?
Daksh- Bahut kareb se Arjun ki side dekh ke
Arjun- meri taraf kya dekh raha hai be
Daksh- bas bata raha tha
Arjun- jarurat nahi hai
Daksh- acha tumne bataya nahi ki tum aa rahi ho ya nahi
Ruhi- vaha sab ladke honge
Main kya karungi
Arjun- kon kon ladkiya hai
Hritik- Simran, priya, Rashmi, aur ek do aur hai
Arjun- Bahut din ho gaye yaar Rashmi ko dekhe
Daksh- ek room chahiye yaar mujhe
Arjun- tu aa hi mat na bhai
Jada acha rahega
Daksh- ho kaha rahi hai vaise?
Arjun- mujhe kya pata bc
Daksh- Hritik se puch raha hu
Hritik- Simran Ma'am ke flat par
Daksh- fir to ruchi bhi hogi
Arjun- humare liye bakas de kisi ko
Daksh- mohini hai to
Arjun- kaha hai?
Daksh- are maan hi le ab to
Promise jo kiya hai?
Ruhi- jaisi tumhri harkate hai us hisaab se man to bilkul nahi hai mera
Hritik- tumne esko promise kiya hai?
Galti bahut badi galti
Daksh- bas ho gaya aaj ka
Chalo hostel chalte hai
Aur tune daru leli?
Hritik- Kal hi leli thi bc
Arjun- Aur maal
Hritik- sab leliya
Ek kaam karo tum dono jake baki sab ko ekhata karlo
Fir 9 baje ke aas pas chalenge
Daksh- Aur tu kya karega bc
Hritik- kuch kaam hai
Arjun- chal bhai
Esko Ladki mil gaye ab ye hume kaha hi puchega
Aur Daksh aur Arjun vaha se chale jate hai
Ye Hritik ne bola bhi kisko hai Daksh aur Arjun ko
Enko salo ko do minutes baad ye bhi yaad nahi rahta ki bc aaj party hai
Daksh- sun ek kaam karega?
Arjun- gand dega to?
Daksh- bata na
Arjun- bol kar dunga ek ahsaan
Daksh- ****** us area ka hai na tu
Arjun- ha
Daksh- janta hai vaha aas pass kisi ko
Arjun- ek to bc sidhe sidhe bola kar mujhe
Daksh- bina koe question kare kaam kare to bata
Arjun- bina question kare to nahi karunga
Daksh- fir jane de
Arjun- jane de to bc
Mujhe ganta fark nahi padta
Arjun- acha ye bata tera aur teri family ke bich kya scene hai
Daksh- tujhe kya matlab bc
Arjun- agar tu bata dega to tera kaam kar dunga vo bhi bina kuch puche aur ha agar sach bataega to
Daksh- tujhe kaise pata chalega ki main sach bol raha hu ya juth
Arjun- jo tu bolega main usse sach maan lunga
Ye baat hai bahut simple lekin sala bahut deep chot deti hai
Daksh- hum sab alag rahte hai
Kisi ko kisi se koe matlab nahi hai
Jisko jo karna hai vo kare
Arjun- aisa kyu?
Daksh- kya reason hota hai
Arjun- nahi pata
Daksh- chhod na bc
Kyu gade murde ukhad rakha hai
Arjun- to bc tujhe paise kon deta hai
Daksh- mujhe kon dega
Main bahut sudh gareeb hu
Arjun- bakchodi mat kar
Daksh- bas aajate hai bhai
Arjun- chhod tu bata kya kaam tha
Daksh- tere area me ek dadu Bhai naam ka aadmi rahta hai kya?
Arjun- vo mera area nahi hai
Aur ha rahta hai sayad koe gunda hai
Daksh- kitna bada gunda?
Arjun- jada nahi vo local type ke nahi hote hai jo politician ka chatate rahte hai
Us type ka hai
Tujhe kya kaam hai?
Daksh usse look deta hai jaise bol raha ho ki sale question nahi puchna
Arjun- ha sorry
Tu bol
Daksh- aur kya pata hai tujhe uske bare me
Arjun- tapori hai
Vasuli ka dhanda hai
Ek chota Bhai hai uske hi jaisa
Daksh- bas
Arjun- ha jada khash nahi hai
Daksh- thik?
Arjun- marna hai kya usse?
Daksh- aisa hi samjh le
Arjun- uda de sale ko
Log pareshan ho rakhe hai
Arjun majak me bolta hai
Fir aise hi bakchodi karte karte hostel pahuch jate hai jaha Pawan ke room me bath ke pubg khelne lagte hai
Pawan- exam ke bare me kya socha hai?
Daksh- bahut din hai abhi soch lenge
Pawan- bc 10 din hi to hai
Arjun- sale paap lage tujhe das din kam lag rahe hai
Karan- sun main kya bolta hu es baar puri ki puri book chhap lejate hai
Arjun- usse kya hoga be
Number hi ache aaenge na
Karan- aur kya chahiye?
Daksh- chhod Arjun chutiyo ko ye nahi batana chahiye ki vo chutiya hai
Pawan- next year se asli gand marni start ho jaegi
Arjun- ajeeb negative banda hai yaar tu
Agle janam ki baat ko leke abhi ro raha hai
Ye uhi bakchodi karte karte game khelte hai aur essi bich jetne bhi phone aate hai un sabko kaat dete hai
Vahi Hritik apne aap ko kos raha tha ki kin chutiyo ko bol diya usne
Thodi der baad gate jor se khulta hai aur Hritik andar aata hai
Pawan- virgra kha ke aaya hai kya behanchod
Hritik- bhosdiyoke kya bola tha tum dono ko
9 baje nikalna tha
Arjun- Abe en salo ne batha liya
Hum to bolne hi aaye the
Karan- o mc
Hritik- bas ab jaldi se utho
Sab wait kar rahe hai
Daksh- ha chalo
Bc har waqt late kara dete ho
Daksh ko sab ignore karte hai aur fir jaldi se tayar hoke simran ke flat par pahuch jate hai
Simran aur baki log unka hi wait kar rahe the
Simran- badi jaldi aagaye?
Hritik- sorry vo......
Simran- birthday boy sorry nahi bolta aur usko hug karke birthday wish karti hai
Vaise mujhe pura yakin hai ki ye late endono(Daksh aur Arjun) ki vajah se hua hoga
Daksh- dil tod rahe ho aap
Hum dono hi to sabko leke aaye hai
Simran- chhodo aajao
Fir sab andar aate hai yaha Rashmi Priya ruchi pehle se hi thi
Sabne Hritik ko birthday wish kiya aur fir Hritik ne sabko ruhi se introduce karaya
Uske baad thodi bahut vahi cake wali bakchodi hoti hai aur Uske baad sab daru leke bath jate hai
Simran- to Hritik girlfriend kab banae
Aur bataya bhi nahi
Daksh- humare jaise Dost ho to sab kuch aise hi hota hai
Ruchi- tumhre jaise Dost bhagwan kisi ko na de
Daksh- ohh tum yaha par ho
Maine dhayan hi nahi diya
Ruchi- tumhre dhayan dene ya na dene se kisko fark padta hai
Daksh- bataunga tumhe ye bhi thoda intezaar karo
Simran- Pawan tum kyu chhup ho?
Pawan- maal kaha hai?
Hritik- Bhai yahi hai
Tu naraj kyu hota hai
Pawan- to gand me kyu de rakha hai nikal le
Arjun- Rashmi Maam aap kaha the etne Dino se?
Rashmi- are bas project aur job ke silsile me yaha vaha gum rahi thi
Arjun- aankhen hi taras gae thi aapko dekhe
Rashmi- hahahaha sorry
Aage se tumhe bata ke jaya karungi
Karan- dhayan se Ma'am
Ye pant utarne me jara bhi waqt nahi lagaega
Rashmi- beta jaha tak mujhe pata hai tumse to late hi hoga ye
Pawan- humare Bhai ke karname seniors tak masur ho rahe hai
Wah bc
Karan- aisa kuch nahi hai
Main thahra sarif ladka
Rashmi- seniors ki najar ja chuki hai tujh par
Dhayan rakhna
Karan- are jab tak aap ho tab tak kya fikar karna
Rashmi- mere par hi try marne lag gaya tu
Karan- kosis karte rahna chahiye
Kahi na Kahi, kabhi na kabhi kamyabi jarur milti hai
Simran- tumhra sahi hai bilkul
Jaha ched dikhe vahi gusne ki kosis karne lag jate ho
Daksh- humari hi kismat kharab hai sala
Rashmi- Daksh bas kar ab
Hume sab pata hai
Daksh- ye sala mere bare me afvah kon faila raha hai
Arjun- mujhe to khud par shak ho raha hai
Daksh- aaj se dosti khatam
Main Rashmi Maam ke sath rah lunga
Simran- hahahahaha
Tum sabke sab ek jaise ho
Rashmi- Pawan roll ho gaya ho to jala bhi le
Pawan- aapne kaha aur humne jala diya
Aur joint jala ke Rashmi ko pass karta hai
Ab yaha ladkiya bahut thi aur kahi na kahi Daksh ka ruhi ko chhod ke har jagah chance tha to vo soch raha tha ki aaj kiske sath try kiya jaye
Simran ka to usse pata tha ki uski to firse bajani hai lekin ek aur aaj mil jaye to kya kharabi hai
Ye sochte sochte usne Rashmi ko aaj ke liye side me kiya kyuki usme thoda time lag sakta tha
Ab bachi Priya aur ruchi
Usne kuch soch ke Priya ko bhi hata diya kyuki sala bahut nakhre chhod rahi thi
Esliye usne decide kiya ki aaj to ruchi ko hi chodna hai aur sali bol bhi bahut rahi hai
Daksh soch hi raha tha ki Simran ne joint usko pass kiya
Priya- tu kiske khawabo me khoya hua hai?
Daksh- hai ko
Tujhe kya?
Priya- gussa kyu ho raha hai
I'm just asking
Daksh- aur main bhi bas bata hi raha hu
Fir sab aise hi bakchodi karte hue nashe karne lage aur dheere dheere sab dher hone lage
Sabse pehle Hritik ki bandi hue uske baad Rashmi fir pawan karan aur fir hritik
Ab bach gaye the Arjun Daksh Simran aur ruchi
Arjun ne apna joint uthaya aur chala gaya
Priya ke bande ka message aagaya tha to vo bhi chali gae
Simran ne Daksh ko ishara kiya aur vo bhi room me chali gaye
Sabse pehle to Daksh ne usse message karke bol diya thoda time lagega vo samjh gae
Fir ab bach gaye ruchi aur Daksh
Daksh ne ek joint jalaya aur ruchi ke side me aake bath gaya
Daksh- kya chal raha hai
Ek puff marte hue bola
Ruchi- tujhse matlab
Daksh- kis baat ka gussa kar rahi hai tu?
Ruchi- tujhe nahi pata
Daksh- pata hota to puchta kyu
Ruchi- fir jab tujhe kuch pata hi nahi hai to batane ka kya fayda
Daksh ne usse joint diya aur bola
Tu bataegi to pata chalega na
Ruchi- tu janwar haiv
Koe feeling nahi hai kya tujhme?
Daksh- sidhe sidhe bol yaar
Ruchi- tune kya kiya tha us raat trip pe
Daksh- tune karaya tha
Ruchi- main bas masti kar rahi thi
Tu pura janwar ban gaya
Daksh- dekh bike pe the aur nashe me bhi
Kuch ho jata to bc
Ruchi- aur agle din kaise react kar raha tha tu jaise main koe randi hu
Ab Daksh ko lagne lag gaya tha ki kuch ho sakta hai to usne ruchi ke pairo par hath rakh ke sahlane lag gaya
Daksh- ha na tu lekin sirf meri
Ruchi- nahi hu main
Mera boyfriend hai samjha
Aur uska hath hata deti hai
Daksh uske side me khada hua aur apni shirt nikal de
Aur uske side me bath ke pehle joint liya aur fir dhua muh me bharke ruchi ke muh ke bilkul pas aagaya
Do second to ruchi ne react nahi kiya lekin tisre second usne apna muh khol diya aur dono ke honth mil gaye
Jada der ke liye nahi lekin jitna bhi tha acha tha
Daksh- room hai nahi aur yaha bhi thik nahi hai
Bathroom me chalte hai
Ruchi- koe jag gaya to
Daksh- sab bahut nashe me hai
Koe nahi jagega
Aur Daksh uska hath pakad ke usse bathroom me leke jane laga
Ruchi ko bhi to yehi chahiye tha aur vaise bhi Daksh ne pehal ki thi to vo bhi piche piche chalne lagi
Bathroom me guste hi Daksh ne shower on kar diya aur dusre side ruchi ko buri tarah chumne chatne laga
Do second me hi dono nange ho gaye the
Ruchi ke bade bade chuchiyo ko dekh ke to vo jaise pagal hi ho gaya tha aur jor jor se dabane aur marne laga
Ruchi- ahhh Daksh aaram se dard hota hai
Lekin ab Daksh kaha rukne wala tha
Vo firse janwar banane hi wala tha ki ruchi ne dimag lagaya aur jaldi se niche bath ke Daksh ke lund ko muh me bhar liya
Ek jhatke me jo ruchi ne muh me dala tha usse Daksh ko aisa laga jaise abhi jhad jaega
Etne wild tarike se sayad hi kisi ne Daksh ka lund chusa hoga
Vo bhi ruchi ke baal pakad ke jor jor se uske muh ko chodne laga
Es time jaise un dono me competition chal rha tha ki koe piche nahi hatega
Ruchi ki saas fulne lagi lekin Bhai himat thi ladki me
Aakhir kar Daksh ne hi usse chhoda aur toilet seat par ulta kar diya
Aur do teen thapad uski gand me jor jor se mare
Ruchi- ahhh bc maar aur tej maar
Aaj dikha kitni mardangi hai tujhme
Daksh bhi josh me hi tha aur usne agle hi jhatke me pura ka pura lund ek baar me gussa diya
Ruchi- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bcccc
Chhodd aur tej chhod
Etne din ka pura badla lungi aaj
Aur vo khud gand aage piche karke Daksh ko help karne lagi
Ess position me thodi der rahe uske baad Daksh ne usse God me utha liya Aur shower ke niche lejake buri tarah chodne laga
Dono pani me bhi buri tarah pasine me ho chuke the
Aur jor jor se thap thap thap thap ki aawaze aane lagi
Fir ruchi ko diwar par laga ke chodne laga
Etna maal fuka hua tha ki jaldi se to kisi ka hone wala nahi tha
Aur ye Dono hawas me pagal hoke ek dusre ko katane lag gaye
Daksh- aaj to teri gand bhi fategi bc
Ruchi- don't touch my ass
Aur Daksh ka lund pakad ke vapas chut me gussa diya
Lagbhag ek ghante dono ke bich damdar chudai hue Aur fir ruchi to bahar aake soffe par turant so gaye
Aur Daksh second round ke liye Simran ke kamre me chala gaya.....
yahi param satya he 
