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Agle din sab nashe ki vajah se kafi late tak sote rahe aur fir jab uthe to shayam ho chuki thi
Thodi bahut bakchodi hue aur uske baad din nikal gaya
Kuch din aisa hi hota raha essi bich ruhi enke group me kafi ache se gul mil gae thi aur uski Daksh ke sath dosti kuch jada hi gehri ho gae thi
Mohini ke sath Arjun ka scene karne ka bhi vo puri kosis kar rahi thi lekin jis type ke usne kaand kiye the uske hisab se bichari ko bahut mahnat karni pad rahi thi
Essi bich exam aagaye aur usse pehle jo preparation leave milti hai vo start ho gaye
Vaise to vo preparation leave thi lekin preparation ke alava usme sab kuch hota tha
Ek raat Arjun chauhan ke room me batha hua tha aur vaha chauhan Ritesh aur Naman bhi tha
Ritesh- sale kaha rahta hai tu aajkal
Naman- kisi ki chut me gussa rahta hoga
Chauhan- dhayan rakhna kahi ruchi ke me na gus jaye
Daksh- are bc mujhse bol rahe ho
Tum konsa dikhte ho madarchodo
Aur ye(chauhan) na to sala college jata hai aur na game khelta hai to batana jara kaha busy rahta hai tu
Chauhan- are bas aise hi bakchodi me time nikal jata hai
Daksh- to mere se kyu bol raha hai bc
Ritesh- kahi chale?
Naman- exam ke baad dekhte hai
Ritesh- uske baad ghar jana hai be
Chauhan- Ek do din baad me chale jana
Ritesh- bhosdike meri girlfriend nahi hai vaha
Hone wali wife hai
Uske sath bhi time spend karlu
Chauhan- vo teri problem hai
Naman- Ek kaam karte hai Ek badiya sa trip plan karte hai lagbhag Ek week ki
Nashe me mar jaenge bc
Chauhan- tu vaise bhi do peg me mar jata hai
Chauhan- tu ghar kab ja raha hai?
Daksh- tu bata kya scene hai
Main ruk jaunga
Chauhan- scene to banana padega
Daksh- kasol chale?
Naman- sahi hai bilkul bc
Mosam bhi acha hoga es time
Chauhan- thik fir done raha
Ritesh- mere bina jaoge tum?
Daksh- ha
Chauhan- koe baat nahi tu ghar ja
Hum ess khushi me thoda jada fuk lenge
Ritesh- main karta hu kuch jugad
Fir Ritesh aur Naman kuch kaam se bahar chale jate hai aur chauhan Daksh bach jate hai
Chauhan- sahi hai tu?
Daksh- ha bc bilkul
Chauhan- kitni baja di abhi tak
Daksh majje lete hue
Count karke bataunga
Chauhan- maine bhi Ek set ki hai
Daksh- kiski kismat futti hai bc
Chauhan- ha ek
Daksh- kab milva raha hai
Chauhan- bhosdike pehle tujhe photo dikha raha hu kahi tune koe rayta to nahi faila rakha
Daksh- main tujhe koe play boy lagta hu kya
Chauhan- abhi thoda thoda lagne lag gaya hai
Daksh- acha dikha
Chauhan usse photo dikhata hai
Daksh- it me hai ye to
Chauhan- janta hai tu esse?
Daksh- ha Ek Dost ke dost ne bajae thi
Chauhan- bakchodi mat kar
Daksh- koe danki ladki dond le
Ye to bina pate hi de degi
Chauhan- to dilava de
Daksh- main kya bc koe dalla hu
Chauhan- tuhi to bola ki bina pate de degi
To dilva de
Daksh- main dilvaunga tujhe esse acha main khud na le lunga
Chauhan- bc Bhai ke maal par
Daksh- aisa maal to nahi hone dunga main apne Bhai ke paas
Bc college me bahut achi ladkiya hai
Chauhan- apne ko to bas pani nikalna hai
Daksh- to try karle
Chauhan- karta hu eska bhi kuch bc
Daksh- kar kar
Nahi ho to batana
Chauhan- jab tak main na bolu tu bich me mat aana
Daksh- ha ha thik hai nahi aaunga
Fir thodi der bakchodi karte hai aur uske baad apne apne room me chale jate hai
Daksh aake book khol leta hai kyuki bakchodi bahut ho chuki thi aur padhna bhi jaruri tha
Usne Arjun ko bhi bula liya aur us raat hue us saal ki pehli serious padhae
Em wali raat bhi hue thi lekin vaha gand fati hue thi aur yaha ye dono fresh mind se padh rahe the
Arjun- ye sale college ka maths basic maths ke concept hi uda dega
Daksh- ha sala kuch bhi ho raha hai
Aisa lag raha hai ya to college wale chutiya kaat rahe hai ya school wale
Arjun- Mera to bc ladkiya bhi kaat rahi hai
Daksh- tu bc pada hi katvane ke liye hua hai
Daksh- acha ye batana physics ka hai
Arjun- center of mass galat jagah le raha hai tu
Daksh- waw bc dimag to hai tere me
Arjun- paida hi genius hua tha
Vo to tum chutiyo ki mahrbani se thoda chutiya ho gaya hu
Aise hi bakchodi karte hue vo subah 4 baje tak padhte rahe
Arjun- chal aaj ka bahut ho gaya
Kisi ne hume padte dekh liya to bc heart attack aa jaega
Daksh- chal chai sutta marne chalte hai
Arjun- ha abhi khul bhi gaya hoga sab
Daksh- chal
Arjun- baki sab kaha hai?
Daksh- padh rahe honge ya bakchodi pel rahe honge
Aur vo dono room ke bahar nikal ke sutte wale dukan ki taraf jane lage
Jo vaha se 5-10 minute ki doori par thi
Daksh- tune pucha ruhi se kaha tak pahuchi baat
Arjun- usne bataya nahi tujhe
Daksh- kya kaand kiya tune?
Arjun- bc pareshan ho gaya tha yaar
Na sala ha bol rahi thi aur na hi na
Daksh- to tune kya kiya fir
Arjun- kuch nahi bas maa chudai bol diya
Daksh- kisko?
Saaf Saaf bol
Arjun- Maine ruhi ko bol diya ki bc bahut attitude dikha rahi hai gand marane de
Aur koe doond lunga
Daksh- to bc pehle nahi bol sakta tha ye
Etna time aur mahnat waste karae
Arjun- chhod na jane de
Daksh- bura lagta hai be
Sala sab majje kar rahe hai aur ek tu hai Jo aise hi gand mara raha hai
Arjun- tere jaise dosto ka natija hai
Daksh- tu bole to Kiran se baat karu teri?
Arjun- lol
Mera jhaat bhi reject kar dega usse to
Daksh- achi ladki hai be
Arjun- maine Kab bola achi nahi hai
Lekin mere type ki nahi hai bas
Daksh- sale aur kaisi chahiye tujhe
Arjun- pata nahi lekin uske jaise nahi chahiye ye to sure hai
Fir pahuch jate hai Chai ki dukan par
Arjun- bc kya bhid hai
Yehi startup kar lete hai bc graduation ke baad
Bahut paise hai
Daksh- ha bc tu chai bechna aur main side me pakode aur samosas
Arjun- lekin bc etne paise sambhalenge kaise?
Daksh- ek underground building bana denge
Usme rakh diya karenge bc
Arjun- aur sarkar se bc z security bhi le lenge apne paiso ke liye
Daksh- fir bc apna naam newspapers me aaya kara karega
Tu baklundo ne chai bech bech kar kamaye billions
Arjun- ha yaar kya idea hai bc
Ye aise hi bakchodi karte karte vaha chai sutta marne lage
Fir kuch Dost mil gaye to unse bakchodi karne lag gaye aur vapas aake so gaye
Agle din sab nashe ki vajah se kafi late tak sote rahe aur fir jab uthe to shayam ho chuki thi
Thodi bahut bakchodi hue aur uske baad din nikal gaya
Kuch din aisa hi hota raha essi bich ruhi enke group me kafi ache se gul mil gae thi aur uski Daksh ke sath dosti kuch jada hi gehri ho gae thi
Mohini ke sath Arjun ka scene karne ka bhi vo puri kosis kar rahi thi lekin jis type ke usne kaand kiye the uske hisab se bichari ko bahut mahnat karni pad rahi thi
Essi bich exam aagaye aur usse pehle jo preparation leave milti hai vo start ho gaye
Vaise to vo preparation leave thi lekin preparation ke alava usme sab kuch hota tha
Ek raat Arjun chauhan ke room me batha hua tha aur vaha chauhan Ritesh aur Naman bhi tha
Ritesh- sale kaha rahta hai tu aajkal
Naman- kisi ki chut me gussa rahta hoga
Chauhan- dhayan rakhna kahi ruchi ke me na gus jaye
Daksh- are bc mujhse bol rahe ho
Tum konsa dikhte ho madarchodo
Aur ye(chauhan) na to sala college jata hai aur na game khelta hai to batana jara kaha busy rahta hai tu
Chauhan- are bas aise hi bakchodi me time nikal jata hai
Daksh- to mere se kyu bol raha hai bc
Ritesh- kahi chale?
Naman- exam ke baad dekhte hai
Ritesh- uske baad ghar jana hai be
Chauhan- Ek do din baad me chale jana
Ritesh- bhosdike meri girlfriend nahi hai vaha
Hone wali wife hai
Uske sath bhi time spend karlu
Chauhan- vo teri problem hai
Naman- Ek kaam karte hai Ek badiya sa trip plan karte hai lagbhag Ek week ki
Nashe me mar jaenge bc
Chauhan- tu vaise bhi do peg me mar jata hai
Chauhan- tu ghar kab ja raha hai?
Daksh- tu bata kya scene hai
Main ruk jaunga
Chauhan- scene to banana padega
Daksh- kasol chale?
Naman- sahi hai bilkul bc
Mosam bhi acha hoga es time
Chauhan- thik fir done raha
Ritesh- mere bina jaoge tum?
Daksh- ha
Chauhan- koe baat nahi tu ghar ja
Hum ess khushi me thoda jada fuk lenge
Ritesh- main karta hu kuch jugad
Fir Ritesh aur Naman kuch kaam se bahar chale jate hai aur chauhan Daksh bach jate hai
Chauhan- sahi hai tu?
Daksh- ha bc bilkul
Chauhan- kitni baja di abhi tak
Daksh majje lete hue
Count karke bataunga
Chauhan- maine bhi Ek set ki hai
Daksh- kiski kismat futti hai bc
Chauhan- ha ek
Daksh- kab milva raha hai
Chauhan- bhosdike pehle tujhe photo dikha raha hu kahi tune koe rayta to nahi faila rakha
Daksh- main tujhe koe play boy lagta hu kya
Chauhan- abhi thoda thoda lagne lag gaya hai
Daksh- acha dikha
Chauhan usse photo dikhata hai
Daksh- it me hai ye to
Chauhan- janta hai tu esse?
Daksh- ha Ek Dost ke dost ne bajae thi
Chauhan- bakchodi mat kar
Daksh- koe danki ladki dond le
Ye to bina pate hi de degi
Chauhan- to dilava de
Daksh- main kya bc koe dalla hu
Chauhan- tuhi to bola ki bina pate de degi
To dilva de
Daksh- main dilvaunga tujhe esse acha main khud na le lunga
Chauhan- bc Bhai ke maal par
Daksh- aisa maal to nahi hone dunga main apne Bhai ke paas
Bc college me bahut achi ladkiya hai
Chauhan- apne ko to bas pani nikalna hai
Daksh- to try karle
Chauhan- karta hu eska bhi kuch bc
Daksh- kar kar
Nahi ho to batana
Chauhan- jab tak main na bolu tu bich me mat aana
Daksh- ha ha thik hai nahi aaunga
Fir thodi der bakchodi karte hai aur uske baad apne apne room me chale jate hai
Daksh aake book khol leta hai kyuki bakchodi bahut ho chuki thi aur padhna bhi jaruri tha
Usne Arjun ko bhi bula liya aur us raat hue us saal ki pehli serious padhae
Em wali raat bhi hue thi lekin vaha gand fati hue thi aur yaha ye dono fresh mind se padh rahe the
Arjun- ye sale college ka maths basic maths ke concept hi uda dega
Daksh- ha sala kuch bhi ho raha hai
Aisa lag raha hai ya to college wale chutiya kaat rahe hai ya school wale
Arjun- Mera to bc ladkiya bhi kaat rahi hai
Daksh- tu bc pada hi katvane ke liye hua hai
Daksh- acha ye batana physics ka hai
Arjun- center of mass galat jagah le raha hai tu
Daksh- waw bc dimag to hai tere me
Arjun- paida hi genius hua tha
Vo to tum chutiyo ki mahrbani se thoda chutiya ho gaya hu
Aise hi bakchodi karte hue vo subah 4 baje tak padhte rahe
Arjun- chal aaj ka bahut ho gaya
Kisi ne hume padte dekh liya to bc heart attack aa jaega
Daksh- chal chai sutta marne chalte hai
Arjun- ha abhi khul bhi gaya hoga sab
Daksh- chal
Arjun- baki sab kaha hai?
Daksh- padh rahe honge ya bakchodi pel rahe honge
Aur vo dono room ke bahar nikal ke sutte wale dukan ki taraf jane lage
Jo vaha se 5-10 minute ki doori par thi
Daksh- tune pucha ruhi se kaha tak pahuchi baat
Arjun- usne bataya nahi tujhe
Daksh- kya kaand kiya tune?
Arjun- bc pareshan ho gaya tha yaar
Na sala ha bol rahi thi aur na hi na
Daksh- to tune kya kiya fir
Arjun- kuch nahi bas maa chudai bol diya
Daksh- kisko?
Saaf Saaf bol
Arjun- Maine ruhi ko bol diya ki bc bahut attitude dikha rahi hai gand marane de
Aur koe doond lunga
Daksh- to bc pehle nahi bol sakta tha ye
Etna time aur mahnat waste karae
Arjun- chhod na jane de
Daksh- bura lagta hai be
Sala sab majje kar rahe hai aur ek tu hai Jo aise hi gand mara raha hai
Arjun- tere jaise dosto ka natija hai
Daksh- tu bole to Kiran se baat karu teri?
Arjun- lol
Mera jhaat bhi reject kar dega usse to
Daksh- achi ladki hai be
Arjun- maine Kab bola achi nahi hai
Lekin mere type ki nahi hai bas
Daksh- sale aur kaisi chahiye tujhe
Arjun- pata nahi lekin uske jaise nahi chahiye ye to sure hai
Fir pahuch jate hai Chai ki dukan par
Arjun- bc kya bhid hai
Yehi startup kar lete hai bc graduation ke baad
Bahut paise hai
Daksh- ha bc tu chai bechna aur main side me pakode aur samosas
Arjun- lekin bc etne paise sambhalenge kaise?
Daksh- ek underground building bana denge
Usme rakh diya karenge bc
Arjun- aur sarkar se bc z security bhi le lenge apne paiso ke liye
Daksh- fir bc apna naam newspapers me aaya kara karega
Tu baklundo ne chai bech bech kar kamaye billions
Arjun- ha yaar kya idea hai bc
Ye aise hi bakchodi karte karte vaha chai sutta marne lage
Fir kuch Dost mil gaye to unse bakchodi karne lag gaye aur vapas aake so gaye
Aise hi badiya chhutiya bitae ja rahi thi aur sath me thoda bahut padha bhi liya ja raha tha
Kisi tarah exam khatam hue aur sabki jo gand fatti padi thi usko thoda aaram mila aur jo kaand paper me karke aaye the usse thodi aur fatne lag Gaye thja
Last exam deke Arjun akele hi vapas aa raha tha kyuki uska center sabse alag tha to raste me hi usse kiran dikh gaye
Pata nahi kya chal raha tha uske dimag me ki vo kiran ki taraf badhne laga aur bilkul uske piche pahuch ke bola
Arjun- hie thoda jor se
Jisse kiran halka dar gae
Aur jab piche mudi aur samne Arjun ko dekha to aur jada
Arjun- Maine hie bola
Jab kiran ka koe reply nahi aaya to vo dobara bola
Kiran- hello thodi dheeme aawaz me
Arjun- listen us din ke liye sorry
Main thoda over react kar diya tha
I don't know what I was thinking so sorry for that
Kiran- it's okay
Firse dheere aur sad aawaz me boli
Arjun- mela laga hai aaj city me chaloge?
Exam bhi khatam ho gaye
Kiran- vo main ghar ja rahi hu
Vo abhi bhi dari hue thi
Arjun- ha to aaj raat ko chal rahe hai
Vaise kab ja rahi ho ghar?
Kiran- Kal morning me
Arjun- ha to koe problem nahi hai
Late night tak aa jaenge
Kiran- Warden allow nahi karegi
Arjun- ek kaam karo
Apna samaan pack karke aajao
Bol dena aaj hi ghar nikal rahi hu
Simran Ma'am ke flat par rakh denge
Aur vapas aate time le lena
Main tumhe airport drop kar dunga
Tension mat lo
Kiran- why you are doing this?
Aakhir kaar usne puch hi liya
Arjun- look maine tumhe dekh raha tha kuch din se
Na kisi se bolti ho aur na hasti ho
May be meri vajah se ya may be tumhra koe friend nahi hai
So I'm just trying to be a good friend and yeah apologizing at the same time
Kiran- mere Dost the jo tumhri vajah se meri taraf dekhte bhi nahi hai
Arjun- yaar sorry Bol to raha hu
Main gusse me tha
Aur bas ho gaya
Arjun- acha number do mujhe
Main 8 baje ke aas pass call karunga
Ready rahna
Aur ha vo jo hostel ki formalities hoti hai vo pehle hi kar lena
Kiran- aur kon kon ja raha hai
Arjun- hum sab
Daksh, hritik,karan,Pawan, Hritik ki bandi aur mujhe bas etna hi yaad hai
Kiran- okay
Thank you
Arjun- suno kisi ko batana mat ki maine ye sab kaha hai?
Kiran- kyu?
Arjun- sab firse marne lag jaenge
Kiran- to kya bolu main
Ki aise hi bina bulaye aa gaye
Arjun- ye to problem hai
Acha ye Bol dena ki maine sorry bola tha aur tumne sorry accept karne ke liye ye demand rakh di
Sale gand to es baat par bhi marenge(man me)
Arjun- fuck it
Main bata dunga sabko sach
Ab to vaise bhi aadat ho gaye hai marvane ki
Kiran- thik hai
Thank you so much
Arjun- uski jarurat nahi hai
Lekin kiss dena chaho to.....
Kiran- you.....
Arjun usse sune bina vaha se hasta hua bhag gaya aur sayad aaj kafi dino ke baad kiran bhi muskurae thi
Dono apne apne hostel pahuch chuke the
Jaha hritik aur Pawan apna beg pack kar rahe the
Arjun- kaha jane ka plan ho raha hai bc
Daksh jo bed par aadha nanga pada cigarette pukh raha tha vahi se bola
Dono ki gand me ghar jane ki jaldi ho rahi hai
Arjun- enko to baad me dekhunga lekin tu ye bata mere bed par koe ganda kaam to nahi Kiya hai na
Daksh- bas do baar vo bhi alag alag corner par
Do corner bach gaye unko raat me sich dunga
Arjun- bhosdike bathroom kis liye hai mc
Daksh- bathroom me feel nahi aati
Arjun- Ab ye bed sheet tu hi dhoega mc
Aur bhosdiwalo aaj to mele me jana tha na
Pawan- ha to vahi se nikal jaenge
Daksh- tu kab ja raha hai?
Arjun- ek do din nashe karte hai fir chala jaunga
Tera kya scene?
Daksh- socha nahi hai abhi
Sayad kasol ka plan ban jaye
Arjun- kiske sath
Chauhan?
Daksh- ha lekin abhi sure nahi hai
Dekhte hai
Tu chalega?
Arjun- aane ke baad ek baar firse chal lenge
Abhi ke plans bana liye hai
Daksh- ha koe nahi
Arjun- acha aaj Kiran bhi chal rahi hai apne sath
Pawan aur Hritik jo apna saman band rahe the aur karan jo sayad kisi ko pel ke aa raha tha sabke sabke Arjun ko aise dekhne lage jaise pata nahi koe pagal khane se bhaga hua aadmi aa gaya ho
Pawan- I think ye puch raha hai
Agar puch raha hai to Bhai vo nahi chal rahi
Arjun- main bata raha hu
Karan- tum dono ne firse date karna suru kar diya
Arjun- aisa kuch nahi hai
Ab vo kya hai na bahut bada dil hai mera esliye maaf kar diya usse maine
Daksh- mujhe to kuch kalla lag raha hai daal me
Hritik- bc puri daal hi kali hai
Pawan- Sach Sach bata kya hua hai tum dono ke bich
Karan- kya tum dono ne sex kar liya?
Pawan- ya vo pregnant to nahi hai?
Daksh- kya tujhe usse bhi pyaar to nahi hogya hai
Hritik- main oyo book karta hu
Daksh- uski kya jarurat hai
Bc Simran ka flat kis din kaam aaega
Arjun- gand marao bc
Tum logo se kuch batana hi bekar hai
Aur Tu bosdike bed sheet change kar dena meri
Aur room se bahar nikal jata hai......
Agle din sab nashe ki vajah se kafi late tak sote rahe aur fir jab uthe to shayam ho chuki thi
Thodi bahut bakchodi hue aur uske baad din nikal gaya
Kuch din aisa hi hota raha essi bich ruhi enke group me kafi ache se gul mil gae thi aur uski Daksh ke sath dosti kuch jada hi gehri ho gae thi
Mohini ke sath Arjun ka scene karne ka bhi vo puri kosis kar rahi thi lekin jis type ke usne kaand kiye the uske hisab se bichari ko bahut mahnat karni pad rahi thi
Essi bich exam aagaye aur usse pehle jo preparation leave milti hai vo start ho gaye
Vaise to vo preparation leave thi lekin preparation ke alava usme sab kuch hota tha
Ek raat Arjun chauhan ke room me batha hua tha aur vaha chauhan Ritesh aur Naman bhi tha
Ritesh- sale kaha rahta hai tu aajkal
Naman- kisi ki chut me gussa rahta hoga
Chauhan- dhayan rakhna kahi ruchi ke me na gus jaye
Daksh- are bc mujhse bol rahe ho
Tum konsa dikhte ho madarchodo
Aur ye(chauhan) na to sala college jata hai aur na game khelta hai to batana jara kaha busy rahta hai tu
Chauhan- are bas aise hi bakchodi me time nikal jata hai
Daksh- to mere se kyu bol raha hai bc
Ritesh- kahi chale?
Naman- exam ke baad dekhte hai
Ritesh- uske baad ghar jana hai be
Chauhan- Ek do din baad me chale jana
Ritesh- bhosdike meri girlfriend nahi hai vaha
Hone wali wife hai
Uske sath bhi time spend karlu
Chauhan- vo teri problem hai
Naman- Ek kaam karte hai Ek badiya sa trip plan karte hai lagbhag Ek week ki
Nashe me mar jaenge bc
Chauhan- tu vaise bhi do peg me mar jata hai
Chauhan- tu ghar kab ja raha hai?
Daksh- tu bata kya scene hai
Main ruk jaunga
Chauhan- scene to banana padega
Daksh- kasol chale?
Naman- sahi hai bilkul bc
Mosam bhi acha hoga es time
Chauhan- thik fir done raha
Ritesh- mere bina jaoge tum?
Daksh- ha
Chauhan- koe baat nahi tu ghar ja
Hum ess khushi me thoda jada fuk lenge
Ritesh- main karta hu kuch jugad
Fir Ritesh aur Naman kuch kaam se bahar chale jate hai aur chauhan Daksh bach jate hai
Chauhan- sahi hai tu?
Daksh- ha bc bilkul
Chauhan- kitni baja di abhi tak
Daksh majje lete hue
Count karke bataunga
Chauhan- maine bhi Ek set ki hai
Daksh- kiski kismat futti hai bc
Chauhan- ha ek
Daksh- kab milva raha hai
Chauhan- bhosdike pehle tujhe photo dikha raha hu kahi tune koe rayta to nahi faila rakha
Daksh- main tujhe koe play boy lagta hu kya
Chauhan- abhi thoda thoda lagne lag gaya hai
Daksh- acha dikha
Chauhan usse photo dikhata hai
Daksh- it me hai ye to
Chauhan- janta hai tu esse?
Daksh- ha Ek Dost ke dost ne bajae thi
Chauhan- bakchodi mat kar
Daksh- koe danki ladki dond le
Ye to bina pate hi de degi
Chauhan- to dilava de
Daksh- main kya bc koe dalla hu
Chauhan- tuhi to bola ki bina pate de degi
To dilva de
Daksh- main dilvaunga tujhe esse acha main khud na le lunga
Chauhan- bc Bhai ke maal par
Daksh- aisa maal to nahi hone dunga main apne Bhai ke paas
Bc college me bahut achi ladkiya hai
Chauhan- apne ko to bas pani nikalna hai
Daksh- to try karle
Chauhan- karta hu eska bhi kuch bc
Daksh- kar kar
Nahi ho to batana
Chauhan- jab tak main na bolu tu bich me mat aana
Daksh- ha ha thik hai nahi aaunga
Fir thodi der bakchodi karte hai aur uske baad apne apne room me chale jate hai
Daksh aake book khol leta hai kyuki bakchodi bahut ho chuki thi aur padhna bhi jaruri tha
Usne Arjun ko bhi bula liya aur us raat hue us saal ki pehli serious padhae
Em wali raat bhi hue thi lekin vaha gand fati hue thi aur yaha ye dono fresh mind se padh rahe the
Arjun- ye sale college ka maths basic maths ke concept hi uda dega
Daksh- ha sala kuch bhi ho raha hai
Aisa lag raha hai ya to college wale chutiya kaat rahe hai ya school wale
Arjun- Mera to bc ladkiya bhi kaat rahi hai
Daksh- tu bc pada hi katvane ke liye hua hai
Daksh- acha ye batana physics ka hai
Arjun- center of mass galat jagah le raha hai tu
Daksh- waw bc dimag to hai tere me
Arjun- paida hi genius hua tha
Vo to tum chutiyo ki mahrbani se thoda chutiya ho gaya hu
Aise hi bakchodi karte hue vo subah 4 baje tak padhte rahe
Arjun- chal aaj ka bahut ho gaya
Kisi ne hume padte dekh liya to bc heart attack aa jaega
Daksh- chal chai sutta marne chalte hai
Arjun- ha abhi khul bhi gaya hoga sab
Daksh- chal
Arjun- baki sab kaha hai?
Daksh- padh rahe honge ya bakchodi pel rahe honge
Aur vo dono room ke bahar nikal ke sutte wale dukan ki taraf jane lage
Jo vaha se 5-10 minute ki doori par thi
Daksh- tune pucha ruhi se kaha tak pahuchi baat
Arjun- usne bataya nahi tujhe
Daksh- kya kaand kiya tune?
Arjun- bc pareshan ho gaya tha yaar
Na sala ha bol rahi thi aur na hi na
Daksh- to tune kya kiya fir
Arjun- kuch nahi bas maa chudai bol diya
Daksh- kisko?
Saaf Saaf bol
Arjun- Maine ruhi ko bol diya ki bc bahut attitude dikha rahi hai gand marane de
Aur koe doond lunga
Daksh- to bc pehle nahi bol sakta tha ye
Etna time aur mahnat waste karae
Arjun- chhod na jane de
Daksh- bura lagta hai be
Sala sab majje kar rahe hai aur ek tu hai Jo aise hi gand mara raha hai
Arjun- tere jaise dosto ka natija hai
Daksh- tu bole to Kiran se baat karu teri?
Arjun- lol
Mera jhaat bhi reject kar dega usse to
Daksh- achi ladki hai be
Arjun- maine Kab bola achi nahi hai
Lekin mere type ki nahi hai bas
Daksh- sale aur kaisi chahiye tujhe
Arjun- pata nahi lekin uske jaise nahi chahiye ye to sure hai
Fir pahuch jate hai Chai ki dukan par
Arjun- bc kya bhid hai
Yehi startup kar lete hai bc graduation ke baad
Bahut paise hai
Daksh- ha bc tu chai bechna aur main side me pakode aur samosas
Arjun- lekin bc etne paise sambhalenge kaise?
Daksh- ek underground building bana denge
Usme rakh diya karenge bc
Arjun- aur sarkar se bc z security bhi le lenge apne paiso ke liye
Daksh- fir bc apna naam newspapers me aaya kara karega
Tu baklundo ne chai bech bech kar kamaye billions
Arjun- ha yaar kya idea hai bc
Ye aise hi bakchodi karte karte vaha chai sutta marne lage
Fir kuch Dost mil gaye to unse bakchodi karne lag gaye aur vapas aake so gaye
Agle din sab nashe ki vajah se kafi late tak sote rahe aur fir jab uthe to shayam ho chuki thi
Thodi bahut bakchodi hue aur uske baad din nikal gaya
Kuch din aisa hi hota raha essi bich ruhi enke group me kafi ache se gul mil gae thi aur uski Daksh ke sath dosti kuch jada hi gehri ho gae thi
Mohini ke sath Arjun ka scene karne ka bhi vo puri kosis kar rahi thi lekin jis type ke usne kaand kiye the uske hisab se bichari ko bahut mahnat karni pad rahi thi
Essi bich exam aagaye aur usse pehle jo preparation leave milti hai vo start ho gaye
Vaise to vo preparation leave thi lekin preparation ke alava usme sab kuch hota tha
Ek raat Arjun chauhan ke room me batha hua tha aur vaha chauhan Ritesh aur Naman bhi tha
Ritesh- sale kaha rahta hai tu aajkal
Naman- kisi ki chut me gussa rahta hoga
Chauhan- dhayan rakhna kahi ruchi ke me na gus jaye
Daksh- are bc mujhse bol rahe ho
Tum konsa dikhte ho madarchodo
Aur ye(chauhan) na to sala college jata hai aur na game khelta hai to batana jara kaha busy rahta hai tu
Chauhan- are bas aise hi bakchodi me time nikal jata hai
Daksh- to mere se kyu bol raha hai bc
Ritesh- kahi chale?
Naman- exam ke baad dekhte hai
Ritesh- uske baad ghar jana hai be
Chauhan- Ek do din baad me chale jana
Ritesh- bhosdike meri girlfriend nahi hai vaha
Hone wali wife hai
Uske sath bhi time spend karlu
Chauhan- vo teri problem hai
Naman- Ek kaam karte hai Ek badiya sa trip plan karte hai lagbhag Ek week ki
Nashe me mar jaenge bc
Chauhan- tu vaise bhi do peg me mar jata hai
Chauhan- tu ghar kab ja raha hai?
Daksh- tu bata kya scene hai
Main ruk jaunga
Chauhan- scene to banana padega
Daksh- kasol chale?
Naman- sahi hai bilkul bc
Mosam bhi acha hoga es time
Chauhan- thik fir done raha
Ritesh- mere bina jaoge tum?
Daksh- ha
Chauhan- koe baat nahi tu ghar ja
Hum ess khushi me thoda jada fuk lenge
Ritesh- main karta hu kuch jugad
Fir Ritesh aur Naman kuch kaam se bahar chale jate hai aur chauhan Daksh bach jate hai
Chauhan- sahi hai tu?
Daksh- ha bc bilkul
Chauhan- kitni baja di abhi tak
Daksh majje lete hue
Count karke bataunga
Chauhan- maine bhi Ek set ki hai
Daksh- kiski kismat futti hai bc
Chauhan- ha ek
Daksh- kab milva raha hai
Chauhan- bhosdike pehle tujhe photo dikha raha hu kahi tune koe rayta to nahi faila rakha
Daksh- main tujhe koe play boy lagta hu kya
Chauhan- abhi thoda thoda lagne lag gaya hai
Daksh- acha dikha
Chauhan usse photo dikhata hai
Daksh- it me hai ye to
Chauhan- janta hai tu esse?
Daksh- ha Ek Dost ke dost ne bajae thi
Chauhan- bakchodi mat kar
Daksh- koe danki ladki dond le
Ye to bina pate hi de degi
Chauhan- to dilava de
Daksh- main kya bc koe dalla hu
Chauhan- tuhi to bola ki bina pate de degi
To dilva de
Daksh- main dilvaunga tujhe esse acha main khud na le lunga
Chauhan- bc Bhai ke maal par
Daksh- aisa maal to nahi hone dunga main apne Bhai ke paas
Bc college me bahut achi ladkiya hai
Chauhan- apne ko to bas pani nikalna hai
Daksh- to try karle
Chauhan- karta hu eska bhi kuch bc
Daksh- kar kar
Nahi ho to batana
Chauhan- jab tak main na bolu tu bich me mat aana
Daksh- ha ha thik hai nahi aaunga
Fir thodi der bakchodi karte hai aur uske baad apne apne room me chale jate hai
Daksh aake book khol leta hai kyuki bakchodi bahut ho chuki thi aur padhna bhi jaruri tha
Usne Arjun ko bhi bula liya aur us raat hue us saal ki pehli serious padhae
Em wali raat bhi hue thi lekin vaha gand fati hue thi aur yaha ye dono fresh mind se padh rahe the
Arjun- ye sale college ka maths basic maths ke concept hi uda dega
Daksh- ha sala kuch bhi ho raha hai
Aisa lag raha hai ya to college wale chutiya kaat rahe hai ya school wale
Arjun- Mera to bc ladkiya bhi kaat rahi hai
Daksh- tu bc pada hi katvane ke liye hua hai
Daksh- acha ye batana physics ka hai
Arjun- center of mass galat jagah le raha hai tu
Daksh- waw bc dimag to hai tere me
Arjun- paida hi genius hua tha
Vo to tum chutiyo ki mahrbani se thoda chutiya ho gaya hu
Aise hi bakchodi karte hue vo subah 4 baje tak padhte rahe
Arjun- chal aaj ka bahut ho gaya
Kisi ne hume padte dekh liya to bc heart attack aa jaega
Daksh- chal chai sutta marne chalte hai
Arjun- ha abhi khul bhi gaya hoga sab
Daksh- chal
Arjun- baki sab kaha hai?
Daksh- padh rahe honge ya bakchodi pel rahe honge
Aur vo dono room ke bahar nikal ke sutte wale dukan ki taraf jane lage
Jo vaha se 5-10 minute ki doori par thi
Daksh- tune pucha ruhi se kaha tak pahuchi baat
Arjun- usne bataya nahi tujhe
Daksh- kya kaand kiya tune?
Arjun- bc pareshan ho gaya tha yaar
Na sala ha bol rahi thi aur na hi na
Daksh- to tune kya kiya fir
Arjun- kuch nahi bas maa chudai bol diya
Daksh- kisko?
Saaf Saaf bol
Arjun- Maine ruhi ko bol diya ki bc bahut attitude dikha rahi hai gand marane de
Aur koe doond lunga
Daksh- to bc pehle nahi bol sakta tha ye
Etna time aur mahnat waste karae
Arjun- chhod na jane de
Daksh- bura lagta hai be
Sala sab majje kar rahe hai aur ek tu hai Jo aise hi gand mara raha hai
Arjun- tere jaise dosto ka natija hai
Daksh- tu bole to Kiran se baat karu teri?
Arjun- lol
Mera jhaat bhi reject kar dega usse to
Daksh- achi ladki hai be
Arjun- maine Kab bola achi nahi hai
Lekin mere type ki nahi hai bas
Daksh- sale aur kaisi chahiye tujhe
Arjun- pata nahi lekin uske jaise nahi chahiye ye to sure hai
Fir pahuch jate hai Chai ki dukan par
Arjun- bc kya bhid hai
Yehi startup kar lete hai bc graduation ke baad
Bahut paise hai
Daksh- ha bc tu chai bechna aur main side me pakode aur samosas
Arjun- lekin bc etne paise sambhalenge kaise?
Daksh- ek underground building bana denge
Usme rakh diya karenge bc
Arjun- aur sarkar se bc z security bhi le lenge apne paiso ke liye
Daksh- fir bc apna naam newspapers me aaya kara karega
Tu baklundo ne chai bech bech kar kamaye billions
Arjun- ha yaar kya idea hai bc
Ye aise hi bakchodi karte karte vaha chai sutta marne lage
Fir kuch Dost mil gaye to unse bakchodi karne lag gaye aur vapas aake so gaye
Aise hi badiya chhutiya bitae ja rahi thi aur sath me thoda bahut padha bhi liya ja raha tha
Kisi tarah exam khatam hue aur sabki jo gand fatti padi thi usko thoda aaram mila aur jo kaand paper me karke aaye the usse thodi aur fatne lag Gaye thja
Last exam deke Arjun akele hi vapas aa raha tha kyuki uska center sabse alag tha to raste me hi usse kiran dikh gaye
Pata nahi kya chal raha tha uske dimag me ki vo kiran ki taraf badhne laga aur bilkul uske piche pahuch ke bola
Arjun- hie thoda jor se
Jisse kiran halka dar gae
Aur jab piche mudi aur samne Arjun ko dekha to aur jada
Arjun- Maine hie bola
Jab kiran ka koe reply nahi aaya to vo dobara bola
Kiran- hello thodi dheeme aawaz me
Arjun- listen us din ke liye sorry
Main thoda over react kar diya tha
I don't know what I was thinking so sorry for that
Kiran- it's okay
Firse dheere aur sad aawaz me boli
Arjun- mela laga hai aaj city me chaloge?
Exam bhi khatam ho gaye
Kiran- vo main ghar ja rahi hu
Vo abhi bhi dari hue thi
Arjun- ha to aaj raat ko chal rahe hai
Vaise kab ja rahi ho ghar?
Kiran- Kal morning me
Arjun- ha to koe problem nahi hai
Late night tak aa jaenge
Kiran- Warden allow nahi karegi
Arjun- ek kaam karo
Apna samaan pack karke aajao
Bol dena aaj hi ghar nikal rahi hu
Simran Ma'am ke flat par rakh denge
Aur vapas aate time le lena
Main tumhe airport drop kar dunga
Tension mat lo
Kiran- why you are doing this?
Aakhir kaar usne puch hi liya
Arjun- look maine tumhe dekh raha tha kuch din se
Na kisi se bolti ho aur na hasti ho
May be meri vajah se ya may be tumhra koe friend nahi hai
So I'm just trying to be a good friend and yeah apologizing at the same time
Kiran- mere Dost the jo tumhri vajah se meri taraf dekhte bhi nahi hai
Arjun- yaar sorry Bol to raha hu
Main gusse me tha
Aur bas ho gaya
Arjun- acha number do mujhe
Main 8 baje ke aas pass call karunga
Ready rahna
Aur ha vo jo hostel ki formalities hoti hai vo pehle hi kar lena
Kiran- aur kon kon ja raha hai
Arjun- hum sab
Daksh, hritik,karan,Pawan, Hritik ki bandi aur mujhe bas etna hi yaad hai
Kiran- okay
Thank you
Arjun- suno kisi ko batana mat ki maine ye sab kaha hai?
Kiran- kyu?
Arjun- sab firse marne lag jaenge
Kiran- to kya bolu main
Ki aise hi bina bulaye aa gaye
Arjun- ye to problem hai
Acha ye Bol dena ki maine sorry bola tha aur tumne sorry accept karne ke liye ye demand rakh di
Sale gand to es baat par bhi marenge(man me)
Arjun- fuck it
Main bata dunga sabko sach
Ab to vaise bhi aadat ho gaye hai marvane ki
Kiran- thik hai
Thank you so much
Arjun- uski jarurat nahi hai
Lekin kiss dena chaho to.....
Kiran- you.....
Arjun usse sune bina vaha se hasta hua bhag gaya aur sayad aaj kafi dino ke baad kiran bhi muskurae thi
Dono apne apne hostel pahuch chuke the
Jaha hritik aur Pawan apna beg pack kar rahe the
Arjun- kaha jane ka plan ho raha hai bc
Daksh jo bed par aadha nanga pada cigarette pukh raha tha vahi se bola
Dono ki gand me ghar jane ki jaldi ho rahi hai
Arjun- enko to baad me dekhunga lekin tu ye bata mere bed par koe ganda kaam to nahi Kiya hai na
Daksh- bas do baar vo bhi alag alag corner par
Do corner bach gaye unko raat me sich dunga
Arjun- bhosdike bathroom kis liye hai mc
Daksh- bathroom me feel nahi aati
Arjun- Ab ye bed sheet tu hi dhoega mc
Aur bhosdiwalo aaj to mele me jana tha na
Pawan- ha to vahi se nikal jaenge
Daksh- tu kab ja raha hai?
Arjun- ek do din nashe karte hai fir chala jaunga
Tera kya scene?
Daksh- socha nahi hai abhi
Sayad kasol ka plan ban jaye
Arjun- kiske sath
Chauhan?
Daksh- ha lekin abhi sure nahi hai
Dekhte hai
Tu chalega?
Arjun- aane ke baad ek baar firse chal lenge
Abhi ke plans bana liye hai
Daksh- ha koe nahi
Arjun- acha aaj Kiran bhi chal rahi hai apne sath
Pawan aur Hritik jo apna saman band rahe the aur karan jo sayad kisi ko pel ke aa raha tha sabke sabke Arjun ko aise dekhne lage jaise pata nahi koe pagal khane se bhaga hua aadmi aa gaya ho
Pawan- I think ye puch raha hai
Agar puch raha hai to Bhai vo nahi chal rahi
Arjun- main bata raha hu
Karan- tum dono ne firse date karna suru kar diya
Arjun- aisa kuch nahi hai
Ab vo kya hai na bahut bada dil hai mera esliye maaf kar diya usse maine
Daksh- mujhe to kuch kalla lag raha hai daal me
Hritik- bc puri daal hi kali hai
Pawan- Sach Sach bata kya hua hai tum dono ke bich
Karan- kya tum dono ne sex kar liya?
Pawan- ya vo pregnant to nahi hai?
Daksh- kya tujhe usse bhi pyaar to nahi hogya hai
Hritik- main oyo book karta hu
Daksh- uski kya jarurat hai
Bc Simran ka flat kis din kaam aaega
Arjun- gand marao bc
Tum logo se kuch batana hi bekar hai
Aur Tu bosdike bed sheet change kar dena meri
Aur room se bahar nikal jata hai......
RAJIV SHAW
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Gajab bhisi Gajab
Exams ki aur Khas kar ke EM ki bakchodi tal he gayi aakhir
Lekin achha he Arjun ke ghumne me akal to aa gayi
Kiran ka scene iske saath sahi me jam sakta he
