Update-42
Subah vohi sab class ke liye bhag rahe the ki Karan galati se kisi ladke se takra jata hai
Ladki thi vo ho gaye start
You don't have manners, you creep
Karan- sorry sorry class ke liye late ho raha tha
Sorry
Ladki- ye sahi hai pehle galti karo fir sorry se hath dho lo
Karan- sorry bol to raha hu
Nahi dekha jaldi me
Ladki- kya matlab hai ki nahi dekha
Kya mujhe Pagal samjhte ho
Tum jaise ladko ko main ache se janti hu
Tabhi Hritik piche se aagya
Aur sabko pata hi hai ki es group ka sabse short tempered kon hai
Hritik- suno madam apne aapko husan ki pari mat samjho
Galti hue hai aur uske liye sorry bol chuka hai
Bina matlab ke issue mat banao
Ladki- tum kon hote ho mujhe advice dene wale
Hritik- advice ke sath sath aur bhi bahut kuch de sakta hu main
Abhi jaldi me hai yakin na ho to college ke baad milna
Chal karan
Aur Hritik Karan ko leke class ki taraf bhag gaya aur vo Ladki vahi khadi gusse me daat pisti rah gaye
Bahut muskil se becharo ko class me entry mili thi aur harami teacher tha jo humesha en sabko alag alag bathata tha
Vohi aaj Hua aur Daksh firse Nidhi ke sath bath gaya
Uska lecture kaise karke khatam Hua aur aagaya cad ka lecture
Nidhi- ye to tumhra favorite hai
Daksh- tumko kisne kaha?
Nidhi- Daksh main ladki hu aur mujhe pata rahta hai ki kiske konse subject me mere se jada marks aae
Daksh- lekin sala exam kab hua?
Nidhi- chhodo tumse ye sab baat karni hi bekar hai
Tum thik ho?
Daksh- bilkul
Nidhi- good
Aise hi rahna chahiye
Daksh- vaise main to tumhra competition ban gaya fir class me
Nidhi- healthy competition is good
Vaise bhi tumhre group se khatra to hai hi mujhe
Arjun kisi ko thermo me nahi tikne deta aur tum cad me
Bakiyo ka abhi pata nahi chala hai
Daksh- hoye hoye puri information nikal ke rakhi hai humari
Nidhi- ab tum mere Dost ho to tumhre dosto ke bare me bhi thoda bahut janana jaruri hai
Daksh- wait a minute
Hum Dost kab bane?
Nidhi- kyu nahi hai kya
Daksh- bane kab?
Mujhe yaad nahi hai
Nidhi- jab hum ye bole ki friends tabse hi Dost mane jate hai kya
Bina bole bhi to ho sakte hai
Daksh- tumhe mujhse pyaar to nahi hogya hai?
Nidhi- sakal dekhi hai apni?
Muskurate hue
Daksh- Har roj dekhta hu aur tarrif karne ke liye words bhi nahi milte
Nidhi- hahahaha
Ye sahi hai
Daksh- nahi to tum bata do mujhse handsome kon hai yaha?
Nidhi- ummmmmmmmm
Daksh- aaram se soch lo pure teen saal hai abhi tumhre paas
Nidhi- kuch jada impress nahi ho tum khudse?
Daksh- kuch jada impress nahi ho tum mujhse?
Nidhi- bilkul bhi nahi
Daksh- to fir edar udar kyu dekh rahi ho?
Girl pehle hi bata deta hu main faad ke bhag jaunga aur tum roti rah jaogi
Nidhi- chhiiiii gande kahi ke
Aise bolte hai kisi ko?
Daksh- main to apne dosto ko aise hi bolta hu
Nidhi- bahut gande ho tum
Daksh- esme kya ganda hai
Sachae bata raha tha bas
Nidhi- jo mujhe nahi sunani
Teacher- you two both get out of my class
Bahut aaram se padhae huve bola
Daksh aur Nidhi ek dam se nind se jage
Nidhi- sorry sir
Teacher- just get out of my class
Tumhe tumhri attendance mil jaegi
Bas aur kya chahiye tha bc
Daksh Nidhi ka hath pakad ke bahar le jane laga aur gate par sabko dekh ke hasta hai kyuki bc bina class attend kiye londe ko attendance jo mil rahi thi
Baki sab ke chehre utar gaye the aur Daksh muskurata hua bahar nikal gaya
Nidhi- aaj pehli baar mujhe class ne nikala gaya hai aur vo bhi tumhri vajah se
Daksh- excuse me?
Meri vajah se?
Nidhi- aur kya
Tumne hi mujhe bata me laga rakha tha
Daksh- jaise tum to interested hi nahi thi
Nidhi- lekin start tumne kiya tha
Daksh- fine aaj ke baad main tumhe kabhi disturb nahi karunga
Infact kabhi tumhre sath hi nahi bathunga
Aaram se bath ke padhna
Nidhi- ooooo Daksh naraj ho gaya?
Acha sorry
Daksh- fuck off
Nidhi- mind your words Mr. Chaudhary
Daksh- how the fuck you know my surname
Nidhi- hum ek hi class me hai samjhe
Daksh- tum sach me kuch jada hi impress ho mujhse
Nidhi- in your dreams
Ab chalo class se niklava hai to coffee tumhre naam
Daksh- Maine nahi nikalvaya
Tumhri galati thi
Nidhi- lekin main Ladki hu to kabhi nahi manungi esliye coffee to tumhe hi pilani padegi
Daksh- pila dunga lekin agar tum admit karo ki tumhri galati thi
Nidhi- vo to nahi karungi
Daksh- Fir khud pee lo coffee
Nidhi- yaar tum kitna gussa karte ho
Ek coffee pilane me kya bigad jaega tumhra
Daksh- bahut kuch
Mera ego bura maan jaega
Nidhi- tum apne ego ko bura mat manvao
Coffee main pila dunga
Ab chale?
Daksh- ha chalo
Kyu time waste kar rahi ho
Fir dono canteen me aake bath jate hai
Aur Nidhi dono ke liye coffee leke aati hai
Daksh- main chai pita hu
Nidhi- as if I care
Chhup chhap pilo
Daksh- pehli baar mili thi to tum kitni sareef lag rahi thi
Nidhi- vo to strangers ke liye chehra tha mera
Ab to tum mere Dost ban gaye ho
Daksh- tumhe doctor ki jarurat hai
Pata hai na tumhe
Nidhi- nahi bilkul nahi pata
Daksh- kabhi bolti ho ki classmates hai to kaise strangers aur kabhi bilkul opposite
Sala dimag guma rakha hai
Nidhi- to fir kisne kaha hai etna sochne ka
Vaise bhi exams aa rahe hai uske bare me soche
Daksh- konse exam?
Nidhi- apne ek semester me teen baar exam hote hai aur uske baad final
Daksh- fuckkkk
Ye to mujhe pata hi nahi tha
Nidhi- tum direct second year me aaye ho kya
Aise react kar rahe
Ye log aise hi baat kar rahe the ki lunch time hogya aur enka pura group canteen pahuch chuka tha
Arjun- sale kya kismat paae hai bc bina class attend kiye attendance mil rahi hai
Daksh ne Kiran ko sath dekh liya tha
Daksh- beta aise hi jalte rahna
Main aaya mujhe thoda kaam hai
Ruhi- tu kuch jada hi jaldi me nahi rahne lag gaya
Daksh- Hritik kal ache se muh band nahi kiya kya tune
Kya yaar etni tips di thi tujhe
Ruhi- you......
Vo bolti hi rah gaye aur Daksh haste hue vaha se nikal gaya
Baki sab Nidhi ke sath hi bath gaye aur vapas me baatein karne lage
Vahi Daksh flat chala gaya aur flat pahuchte hi uska phone bajane laga
Daksh- hello
***** main call nahi karungi to kya tum nahi kar sakte
Daksh- nahi bilkul nahi
***** bilkul pyaar nahi karte na mujhse
Daksh- jis question ka answer pata ho vo baar baar nahi puchna chahiye
****** pata to hai ki bahut pyaar karte ho mujhse bas tumhre ohh sorry aapke muh se sunana tha
Daksh- tumhe yakin hai aisa kabhi hoga?
****** bahut jaldi hoga
Daksh- dekhte hai
******* kya kar rahe ho?
Daksh- mujhe aise boring question pasand nahi hai
***** ek raaj ki baat batau
Daksh- nahi
***** tumse ek ladki bahut pyaar karti hai
Daksh- Maine kaha nahi
******* Chhup chhap suno
Tumse ek Ladki bahut pyaar karti hai aur vo ab tumhre pass aa rahi hai
Daksh- mujhse pyaar karne walo ke sath kya hota hai ye pata hai na
**** pata hai
Jaise main tadap rahi hu vaise hi tadapti hai
Daksh- tum pagal ho kya?
Ye dekh lo ki humara rista kya hai aur uske according baat kiya karo mujhse
***** aapne kabhi vo rista mana hai kya aur jab mana hi nahi to chhup chhup ke nibhate kyu ho
Daksh- mere manane ya na manane se kuch nahi hota
Tum ye gande khayal apne dimag se nikal do
**** milne aa jao ek baar
Jispar mera hak hai vo dedo fir nikal dungi
Daksh- maar dunga main tumhe ek din
***** jaise baki sabko marte ho?
Roka kisne hai at least tumhre hatho se marna to naseeb hoga
Daksh- tumhra hogya to main jau
Mera college hai
**** mere rokne se jaise ruk jaoge
Vaise kyu Kiran ko pareshan Kar rahe ho
Etni pyaari ladki hai etna pyaar karte ho
Fir kyu?
Daksh- ek to main usse pyaar nahi karta
Dusra ye mera personal matter hai
**** usse bhi maar dena jab matlab nikal jaye
Ye sunte hi Daksh ka gussa jaise chhat faad chuka tha
***** gussa aa rha hai?
Mujhe marne ka man kar raha hai?
Hahahaha lekin yehi to sachae hai
Yehi to hai Daksh Chaudhary
Use karna aur fir kachre ki tarah fek dena
Daksh- dhayan rakhna kabhi tumhre sath bhi aisa hi na ho jaye
***** maine to choose kar liya hai
Aur vaise bhi jo tum etne saalo se karte aaye ho uske baad mujhe kya fark padega
Daksh- mujhe bas ek baat bata do ki maine kya bigada hai tumhara
Ya kya bura kiya hai tumhre sath?
Bahut gusse me bola
**** ye bura kiya hai ki tumne mujhe kabhi koe musibaat khud se face karne nahi di
Jab bhi aae mere jane bina khatam kardi tumne
Agar vo sab main khudse face karti to sayad aaj tumhe bhi face karne ki himmat aajati hai
Daksh- maine pehle bhi kaha hai aur ab bhi Kah raha hu maine kabhi kuch nahi kiya
Ye sab tumhri galatfami hai
****** kaash hoti
Lekin sach sabko pata hai
Daksh- tum ek bahut raeesh family ki beti ho
Hazaro log tumhari hifazat ke liye gumte hai
**** jaise tum to sadak par sone wale hona
Daksh- kash hota to sayad khush hota
***** jo tumhe chahiye vo tumhe nahi mila aur jo mujhe chahiye vo mujhe nahi mil raha
Aur yehi problem hai na tum move on kar pa rahe aur na main
Daksh- aaj ka hogya tumhra
Ab mujhe college jana hai aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai aur sidha joint jala leta hai
Daksh apne hi man me
Sala jab kismat hi gadhe ke lode se likhi hai to bc koe kar bhi kya hi sakta hai
Hum ek aur jump marte Hai aur pahuch jate hai Roy's mansion me
Mohini- aadi hua kya hai?
Tum etne Dino se pareshan lag rahe ho
Aaditya- mujhe Daksh ko raste se hatana hoga nahi to vo hume sadak par la dega
Mohini- bevakufo jaise baatein nahi karte
Ye mat bhulo ki vo kon hai aur eska natija kya ho sakta hai
Aaditya- kon hai vo?
Vo koe nahi
Log bhul chuke hai usse aur jin ek do ko yaad hai unhe bhulna padega
Mohini- tumne kya kiya?
Aaditya- jo jaruri tha
Mohini- aadi mujhe batao tumne kya kiya hai?
Aaditya- marega Daksh
Bahut hogya ye dar aur jilat ki jindagi
Mohini- aadi please jo tumne kiya hai usse roko
Main khud jake Daksh se baat karungi
Meri baat nahi talega vo
Aaditya- ab vo kisi ki bhi baat nahi manega
Usko uski hi language me samjhana padega
Mohini- aadi last time please
At least let me give it a try
Please aadi
Aaditya- aagar main fail hua to tum kar lena jo tumhe karna hai kyuki uske baad tumhe dobara moka nahi dunga
Aur es baar jo plan hai vo main cancel nahi kar sakta........