Sorry for late replyUpdate-41
Nae flat ka subhaarab ho chuka tha kyuki bottles khul gaye thi
Pawan- ab majja aaega bc
Khud ka flat mc
Karan- hona tere se vaise bhi kuch nahi hai
Pawan- mud band rakho bc
Girlfriend ban gaye hai Bhai ki
Daksh- jala raha hai ye bc hume to
Pawan- tu chhup rah
Dimag kharab kar rakha hai tune
Daksh- maine kya kiya
Pawan- bhosdike ab tu etna bada nashedi ho gaya hai ki college me bhi nasha karke aane laga?
Daksh- main kab aaya college me nasha karke
Pawan- beta jab tu diper me susu karta tha na tab se main maal fuk raha hu
Chutiya kisi aur ko banaeyo
Daksh- Bhai galat fami ho gaye hai tujhe
Arjun- to door karde
De proof ki tu nashe me nahi tha?
Daksh- tu bhi mere against ho gaya?
Arjun- against me nahi hu
Bas sach janana hai
Daksh- yaar family problem thi
Esliye bina bataye chala gaya tha
Yaha rahta to kisi ko kuch galat na bol du esliye
Hritik- jaise hum to Chutiya hai
Bura maan jate na?
Daksh- aisi baat nahi hai bhai
Tum log samjh nahi rahe ho
Karan- kyuki tu samjha nahi raha hai
Tu bataega nahi to hume pata kaise chalega
Daksh- nahi bata sakta main yaar
Majburi hai meri
Arjun- gand me gus gaye bc tere majburi
Madarchod teen Dino se gand faati hue thi humari
Sala ye bhi nahi pata chal raha tha ki sala jinda bhi hai ya nahi tu
Aur yaha bol raha hai ki majburi hai
Aisi kya majburi hai teri
Daksh kuch nahi bola bas apna beg utha ke peene laga
Karan- bol na bc
Daksh- aage se nahi hoga aisa
Hritik- aur agar hua to?
Daksh- sab bata dunga main
Arjun- mujhe trust nahi hai ab tere pe bilkul bhi
Daksh ek fake smile pass karta hai
Pawan- tu chahta kya hai bas etna bata de hume
Daksh- successfull banana
Karan- jo ye puch raha hai uska jawab de
Daksh- jitna batana hai utna bata raha hu aur uske baad mujhe dobara ye conversation nahi chahe
Thoda gusse me bola
Arjun- bata
Daksh- main yaha sirf padhne hi aaya tha aur vohi karke yaha se jaunga
Lekin yaha se nikalne ke baad kya hoga vo alag hai
Dusri baat mere kuch maksad hai jo mujhe pure karne hai
Dangerous hai
Esliye kisi ko involve nahi kar sakta
Tisri
Main humesha nashe me rahta tha bas fark etna hai tum logo ne notice nahi kiya
Fourth
Agar main gayab hua college me to samjh jana ki do teen dino me vapas aajaega kyuki etni jaldi nahi marunga main
Fifth
Arjun mujhe pata hai tu Kiran ke sath relationship me hai and trust me I'm so happy for you lekin ye tera kaam hai mujhe usse door rakhne ka
Arjun- Lund mera
Main kyu roku usse
Aur vaise bhi mujhse jada tu important hai uske liye
Daksh- tujhe karna hi hoga
Ye uski safety ke liye hi hai
Arjun- esse main involve hu to mujhe reason janana hai
Daksh- tu pyaar karta hai na usse?
Arjun- ha karta hu
Daksh- to fir bas uski safety ke bare me soch
Arjun- Maa chuda tu aur Maa chudae vo
Samjha
Mujhe ya to reason bata ya apni gand mara
Daksh- vo mere raste ke bich me aaegi
Pawan- aur tera rasta kya hai
Daksh- etna samjh lo ki vo achi ladki hai lekin main acha nahi hu
Aur apni manjil ke liye main usse bhi kurbaan kar sakta hu
Karan- fir to kal ko hume bhi kar dega tu
Daksh- sahi samjha
Esliye abhi waqt hai bhagna hai to bhag jao
Arjun- mera eski gand todne ka bahut man kar raha hai
Hritik- kar to mera bhi bahut raha hai
Daksh- Maine kaha tha mat pucho
Tum logo ki hi gand me aag lag rahi thi
Arjun- tu gand mara aur tere secrets gand marae
Bas ek baat yaad rakhna
Kiran ke liye mere se important tu hai aur mere liye Kiran se important tu
Maine usse kuch nahi bolunga chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
Pawan maal de bc dimag kharab ho rakha hai
Pawan- main bolta hu es topic ko yahi khatam kar dete hai
Jab gand fategi to vapas yahi aaega marham lagvane
Sabne hami bhari aur
Pawan- pehle tu Mujhe ye bata bc tera aur ye Kiran ka kabse suru hua?
Aur ye kya pyaar pyaar ki raat laga rakhi hai tune kal se
Arjun- bas Bhai ho gaya
Karan- usse bataya tune
Arjun- ha bata diya
Hritik- kya kaha usne
Karan- ha kardi hogi tabhi sala hawa me ud raha hai
Pawan- hume batane ka kab plan tha?
Arjun- bataya to tha jis din tum log gand maar rahe the
Pawan- acha Mujhe to yaad nahi hai
Hritik- tune sirf etna bola tha ki tu usse pyaar karta hai ye to bataya hi nahi ki tum dono relationship me ho
Arjun- maaf kardo bhaiyo
Galti hogae
Pawan- aise to maafi nahi milegi
Daksh- esko ulta karo eski gand me daru dalte hai
Arjun- beta jab sab tere against me khade honge to main hi tere sath hunga dekh lena
Daksh- fir bhi eski gand me jada kide ho rahe hai
Aaj sabko maar dete hai
Karan- nashe me ho jaenge bc fir edar udar ungli karenge eski gand me
Hritik- tabhi sala sach bolne laga karega
Daksh- baatein mat karo
Ulta karo esko
Arjun- gand tood dunga bc agar kisi ne hath lagaya to
Pawan- ruk bc batata hu
Hritik tu deo lana Bhai mere room se
Aaj eske sare kide jala dene hai
Arjun- dosti yahi toot jaegi bc
Bakchodi nahi
Karan- tu sale pehle hi kisi aur ka ho gaya hai
Aur saro ne milke Arjun ko ulta kar diya aur uski pent nikalne lage
Arjun bc pade pade chhila raha tha aur sabko sunahri sunahri galliya bhi de raha tha
Abhi Arjun ka chhada nikalne wala tha ki flat ka gate khula
*****ohhhhh shhhittttttt
Sooorrrryyyyyy koe boli aur fataak se apna chehra dusri taraf kar liya
Halaat aisi thi ki Arjun niche pada hua tha uski pent aadhi nikali hue thi
Karan aur Hritik ne uski hath pair pakde hue the, Daksh ke hath me saraab ki bottle thi aur Pawan ke hath me deo aur lighter
Samne gate khulte hi unki najar gate par aur hath jaha the vahi ke vahi ruk gaye
Aur fir bilkul dheere dheere se jaise yaha to sarif bache rah rahe the ek dusre ki halaat thik karne lage aur tab tak Arjun ne bhi apni pent vapas pehan li thi
Vaise to ye daru sach me to nahi dalte sala problem ho sakti thi lekin Arjun ki gand jarur faad dete
Hritik- what the hell you are doing here?
Samne khadi ruhi ko dekhte hue hritik bola
Ruhi ne darte darte chehre samne kiya aur fir sab kuch normal dekh ke vo khud normal hue
Daksh- sweetheart aise bachelor's ke flat par nahi guste
Kahi anjane me aisi kuch na dikh jaye jo tum bhula na pao
Daksh muskurate hue bola aur yaha khud Ruhi jo etni modern thi uska chehra saram se laal padh gaya tha
Hritik- tum yaha kar kya rahi ho?
Ruhi Hritik ko ek cake dete hue
Kal mera birthday tha ye yaad dilane aae thi tum sabko
Aur ye bolke Ruhi sabko gusse se dekhte hue bahar nikal gaye
Sabke chehre par hawae ud gaye kyuki bc unko koe idea hi nahi tha ruhi ke birthday ke bare me aur Hritik ki to jada fat rahi thi
Daksh- mchodo sakal kya dekh rahe ho pakdo usko
Daksh ke bolte se sab bahar ki taraf bhage
Ruhi se to sabki achi dosti ho gaye the kyuki vo bahut jaldi sabme gul mil jati thi Esliye sab hi bhag pade usse rokne aur stairs par pakad bhi liya
Ruhi gusse me
Main tum sabka muh tod dunga agar mujhe roka to
Karan aage aaya aur Ruhi ko kandhe par utha ke
Karan- tod lena muh pehle cake to kaat le
Aur usse flat par leke jane laga
Baki sab bhi uske piche piche chal rahe the
Ruhi Karan ke kandhe par hi sabko galliya dene lagi
Karan usse flat par laya aur fir upar se hi soffe par patak diya
Karan- Hritik yaar esko leke gym jaya kar
Bahut moti ho Gaye hai
Kaise jhelta hai tu
Ruhi- shut up
Aur maine nahi kaha tumhe samjhe
Pawan- tumne to ye bhi nahi bataya ki tumhra birthday tha
Ruhi- uska tumhe pata hona chahiye tha
Pawan- acha ruko
Daksh batana Arjun ka birthday Kab ka hai
Daksh- mujhe kyu bich me gused raha hai be
Pawan- tu yaha par jo jo hai kisi ka bhi birthday bata de
Ek ka bhi
Daksh- mujhe pata hai sabka
Hritik ne puch
Arjun Bahut time baad bechara bola
Usse mat pucho uski lanka dahne wali hai
Ruhi Arjun ki taraf dekh ke
Vo sab chhodo ye batao yaha ho kya raha tha
Pawan- Hritik ka man kar raha tha fun ka to hum bas Dost ki help kar rahe the
Daksh- dekha sale tere chakkar me hum badnaam ho gaye
Hritik- Salo meri kyu gand maar rahe ho
Gand me daru dalne ka idea to tera hi tha
Karan- lekin gand jalane ka Pawan ka tha bhai
Ruhi- chhhhuuuppppp
Mujhe nahi sunani tum logo ki bakwash
And Hritik breakup
Hritik ka to bechare ka chehra khula ka khula rah gaya vahi baki sab jor jor se hasne lage
Daksh- alle llleeee leeee mellleee bhai
Karan ab hum teen ho gaye
Hritik- dimag mat kharab kar muh tod dunga
Karan Hritik ko jabardasti galle laga ke koe baat nahi bhai
Hota hai sabke sath hota hai
Hum samjh sakte hai tera dukh
Daksh- chhodo be esko
Aajao cake katate hai
Pawan- vaise kabhi dekha hai ki jiska birthday ho vohi cake leke aa raha ho
Karan- ruk ja bhai
Abhi party me bhi degi
Bc ab bol kon tha Vo jd peene wala
Daksh ne room se ek table khichi aur uspar cake rakh ke candles jala di
Arjun ne fridge se beer ko bottle nikali
Arjun- sorry esse se hi kaam chalana padega
Sab charo taraf khade hogaye
Daksh- aajao tumhra asli birthday celebrate karenge
Daksh ne jabardasti usko uthaya aur cake katvane laga
Ruhi Daksh ko khilane lagi lekin Daksh ne uska hath pakad ke Hritik ko khilva diya
Aur agle hi second ruhi ka pura ka pura chehra cake me aur uske sar ke upar beer bahane lagi
Vo edar udhar hath marne lagi lekin koe fayda nahi hua balki jo cake niche jamin par gir gaya tha vo bhi utha utha ke vapas ruhi ko laga diya
Jab ruhi ko chhoda to vo cake aur beer me naha chuki thi aur side me hoke khasne lagi
Lekin es baat ki kisi ko bhi parhvah nahi thi
Sab thoda Bahut cake jo bacha tha usse taste karne laga
Ruhi- you..........
Vo etna hi bol paae ki sab uspar kud pae aur happy birthday happy birthday karne lage
Galat mat sochna haramiyo pure friendship hai yaha
Fir sabne usse birthday wish kiya aur uske liye ek beer nikal ke di
Ruhi- I hate you all so so much
Pawan- as like we care ha
Ruhi- ye Jada nahi bolne lag gaya
Karan- eski bhi bandi ban gaye Hai na
Ruhi- main aur kapde bhi nahi laae
Sare kharab kar diye tum logo ne
Daksh- Hritik ke shorts aur t pahan le
Ek kaam kar pehle jake shower lele
Ruhi- hmm
Aur ruhi vaha se uth ke chali jati hai
Daksh aur baki sab Hritik ko ishara karne lagte hai
Hritik- bhosdiwalo muh se kuch bologe
Karan- Lund ke bache ja na
Yaha kyu gand mara raha hai
Hritik- kaha?
Vo to nahane gae hai
Karan- Daksh samjha esse
Daksh usse bathroom ke gate tak leke gaya aur dheere se best of luck bol ke vapas chala gaya
Hritik ne knock kiya gate khula aur baki aap log imagine karlo
Pawan- yaar ye Facebook wale sale dhokha karne lag gaye hai bc
Birthday notification dene hi band kardi
Arjun- sab log mujhe date batao main sala event add kar leta hu
Pawan- kyu us din fir humare se aise hi marvaega
Daksh- bas kar be
Thoda kal ke liye bhi chhod de
Pawan- man hi nahi manta bc esko chhodne ka
Haste hue
Arjun- sabka badla lunga bc
Ruk jao thode din
Daksh- aise mat bol nahi to bc sari kasar aaj hi nikal lenge
Aise hi bakchodi karte karte saraab peene lagte hai aur fir so jate hai.....
Karan jis ladki takraya he wo shayad saanvi ho sakti he (?)Update-42
Subah vohi sab class ke liye bhag rahe the ki Karan galati se kisi ladke se takra jata hai
Ladki thi vo ho gaye start
You don't have manners, you creep
Karan- sorry sorry class ke liye late ho raha tha
Sorry
Ladki- ye sahi hai pehle galti karo fir sorry se hath dho lo
Karan- sorry bol to raha hu
Nahi dekha jaldi me
Ladki- kya matlab hai ki nahi dekha
Kya mujhe Pagal samjhte ho
Tum jaise ladko ko main ache se janti hu
Tabhi Hritik piche se aagya
Aur sabko pata hi hai ki es group ka sabse short tempered kon hai
Hritik- suno madam apne aapko husan ki pari mat samjho
Galti hue hai aur uske liye sorry bol chuka hai
Bina matlab ke issue mat banao
Ladki- tum kon hote ho mujhe advice dene wale
Hritik- advice ke sath sath aur bhi bahut kuch de sakta hu main
Abhi jaldi me hai yakin na ho to college ke baad milna
Chal karan
Aur Hritik Karan ko leke class ki taraf bhag gaya aur vo Ladki vahi khadi gusse me daat pisti rah gaye
Bahut muskil se becharo ko class me entry mili thi aur harami teacher tha jo humesha en sabko alag alag bathata tha
Vohi aaj Hua aur Daksh firse Nidhi ke sath bath gaya
Uska lecture kaise karke khatam Hua aur aagaya cad ka lecture
Nidhi- ye to tumhra favorite hai
Daksh- tumko kisne kaha?
Nidhi- Daksh main ladki hu aur mujhe pata rahta hai ki kiske konse subject me mere se jada marks aae
Daksh- lekin sala exam kab hua?
Nidhi- chhodo tumse ye sab baat karni hi bekar hai
Tum thik ho?
Daksh- bilkul
Nidhi- good
Aise hi rahna chahiye
Daksh- vaise main to tumhra competition ban gaya fir class me
Nidhi- healthy competition is good
Vaise bhi tumhre group se khatra to hai hi mujhe
Arjun kisi ko thermo me nahi tikne deta aur tum cad me
Bakiyo ka abhi pata nahi chala hai
Daksh- hoye hoye puri information nikal ke rakhi hai humari
Nidhi- ab tum mere Dost ho to tumhre dosto ke bare me bhi thoda bahut janana jaruri hai
Daksh- wait a minute
Hum Dost kab bane?
Nidhi- kyu nahi hai kya
Daksh- bane kab?
Mujhe yaad nahi hai
Nidhi- jab hum ye bole ki friends tabse hi Dost mane jate hai kya
Bina bole bhi to ho sakte hai
Daksh- tumhe mujhse pyaar to nahi hogya hai?
Nidhi- sakal dekhi hai apni?
Muskurate hue
Daksh- Har roj dekhta hu aur tarrif karne ke liye words bhi nahi milte
Nidhi- hahahaha
Ye sahi hai
Daksh- nahi to tum bata do mujhse handsome kon hai yaha?
Nidhi- ummmmmmmmm
Daksh- aaram se soch lo pure teen saal hai abhi tumhre paas
Nidhi- kuch jada impress nahi ho tum khudse?
Daksh- kuch jada impress nahi ho tum mujhse?
Nidhi- bilkul bhi nahi
Daksh- to fir edar udar kyu dekh rahi ho?
Girl pehle hi bata deta hu main faad ke bhag jaunga aur tum roti rah jaogi
Nidhi- chhiiiii gande kahi ke
Aise bolte hai kisi ko?
Daksh- main to apne dosto ko aise hi bolta hu
Nidhi- bahut gande ho tum
Daksh- esme kya ganda hai
Sachae bata raha tha bas
Nidhi- jo mujhe nahi sunani
Teacher- you two both get out of my class
Bahut aaram se padhae huve bola
Daksh aur Nidhi ek dam se nind se jage
Nidhi- sorry sir
Teacher- just get out of my class
Tumhe tumhri attendance mil jaegi
Bas aur kya chahiye tha bc
Daksh Nidhi ka hath pakad ke bahar le jane laga aur gate par sabko dekh ke hasta hai kyuki bc bina class attend kiye londe ko attendance jo mil rahi thi
Baki sab ke chehre utar gaye the aur Daksh muskurata hua bahar nikal gaya
Nidhi- aaj pehli baar mujhe class ne nikala gaya hai aur vo bhi tumhri vajah se
Daksh- excuse me?
Meri vajah se?
Nidhi- aur kya
Tumne hi mujhe bata me laga rakha tha
Daksh- jaise tum to interested hi nahi thi
Nidhi- lekin start tumne kiya tha
Daksh- fine aaj ke baad main tumhe kabhi disturb nahi karunga
Infact kabhi tumhre sath hi nahi bathunga
Aaram se bath ke padhna
Nidhi- ooooo Daksh naraj ho gaya?
Acha sorry
Daksh- fuck off
Nidhi- mind your words Mr. Chaudhary
Daksh- how the fuck you know my surname
Nidhi- hum ek hi class me hai samjhe
Daksh- tum sach me kuch jada hi impress ho mujhse
Nidhi- in your dreams
Ab chalo class se niklava hai to coffee tumhre naam
Daksh- Maine nahi nikalvaya
Tumhri galati thi
Nidhi- lekin main Ladki hu to kabhi nahi manungi esliye coffee to tumhe hi pilani padegi
Daksh- pila dunga lekin agar tum admit karo ki tumhri galati thi
Nidhi- vo to nahi karungi
Daksh- Fir khud pee lo coffee
Nidhi- yaar tum kitna gussa karte ho
Ek coffee pilane me kya bigad jaega tumhra
Daksh- bahut kuch
Mera ego bura maan jaega
Nidhi- tum apne ego ko bura mat manvao
Coffee main pila dunga
Ab chale?
Daksh- ha chalo
Kyu time waste kar rahi ho
Fir dono canteen me aake bath jate hai
Aur Nidhi dono ke liye coffee leke aati hai
Daksh- main chai pita hu
Nidhi- as if I care
Chhup chhap pilo
Daksh- pehli baar mili thi to tum kitni sareef lag rahi thi
Nidhi- vo to strangers ke liye chehra tha mera
Ab to tum mere Dost ban gaye ho
Daksh- tumhe doctor ki jarurat hai
Pata hai na tumhe
Nidhi- nahi bilkul nahi pata
Daksh- kabhi bolti ho ki classmates hai to kaise strangers aur kabhi bilkul opposite
Sala dimag guma rakha hai
Nidhi- to fir kisne kaha hai etna sochne ka
Vaise bhi exams aa rahe hai uske bare me soche
Daksh- konse exam?
Nidhi- apne ek semester me teen baar exam hote hai aur uske baad final
Daksh- fuckkkk
Ye to mujhe pata hi nahi tha
Nidhi- tum direct second year me aaye ho kya
Aise react kar rahe
Ye log aise hi baat kar rahe the ki lunch time hogya aur enka pura group canteen pahuch chuka tha
Arjun- sale kya kismat paae hai bc bina class attend kiye attendance mil rahi hai
Daksh ne Kiran ko sath dekh liya tha
Daksh- beta aise hi jalte rahna
Main aaya mujhe thoda kaam hai
Ruhi- tu kuch jada hi jaldi me nahi rahne lag gaya
Daksh- Hritik kal ache se muh band nahi kiya kya tune
Kya yaar etni tips di thi tujhe
Ruhi- you......
Vo bolti hi rah gaye aur Daksh haste hue vaha se nikal gaya
Baki sab Nidhi ke sath hi bath gaye aur vapas me baatein karne lage
Vahi Daksh flat chala gaya aur flat pahuchte hi uska phone bajane laga
Daksh- hello
***** main call nahi karungi to kya tum nahi kar sakte
Daksh- nahi bilkul nahi
***** bilkul pyaar nahi karte na mujhse
Daksh- jis question ka answer pata ho vo baar baar nahi puchna chahiye
****** pata to hai ki bahut pyaar karte ho mujhse bas tumhre ohh sorry aapke muh se sunana tha
Daksh- tumhe yakin hai aisa kabhi hoga?
****** bahut jaldi hoga
Daksh- dekhte hai
******* kya kar rahe ho?
Daksh- mujhe aise boring question pasand nahi hai
***** ek raaj ki baat batau
Daksh- nahi
***** tumse ek ladki bahut pyaar karti hai
Daksh- Maine kaha nahi
******* Chhup chhap suno
Tumse ek Ladki bahut pyaar karti hai aur vo ab tumhre pass aa rahi hai
Daksh- mujhse pyaar karne walo ke sath kya hota hai ye pata hai na
**** pata hai
Jaise main tadap rahi hu vaise hi tadapti hai
Daksh- tum pagal ho kya?
Ye dekh lo ki humara rista kya hai aur uske according baat kiya karo mujhse
***** aapne kabhi vo rista mana hai kya aur jab mana hi nahi to chhup chhup ke nibhate kyu ho
Daksh- mere manane ya na manane se kuch nahi hota
Tum ye gande khayal apne dimag se nikal do
**** milne aa jao ek baar
Jispar mera hak hai vo dedo fir nikal dungi
Daksh- maar dunga main tumhe ek din
***** jaise baki sabko marte ho?
Roka kisne hai at least tumhre hatho se marna to naseeb hoga
Daksh- tumhra hogya to main jau
Mera college hai
**** mere rokne se jaise ruk jaoge
Vaise kyu Kiran ko pareshan Kar rahe ho
Etni pyaari ladki hai etna pyaar karte ho
Fir kyu?
Daksh- ek to main usse pyaar nahi karta
Dusra ye mera personal matter hai
**** usse bhi maar dena jab matlab nikal jaye
Ye sunte hi Daksh ka gussa jaise chhat faad chuka tha
***** gussa aa rha hai?
Mujhe marne ka man kar raha hai?
Hahahaha lekin yehi to sachae hai
Yehi to hai Daksh Chaudhary
Use karna aur fir kachre ki tarah fek dena
Daksh- dhayan rakhna kabhi tumhre sath bhi aisa hi na ho jaye
***** maine to choose kar liya hai
Aur vaise bhi jo tum etne saalo se karte aaye ho uske baad mujhe kya fark padega
Daksh- mujhe bas ek baat bata do ki maine kya bigada hai tumhara
Ya kya bura kiya hai tumhre sath?
Bahut gusse me bola
**** ye bura kiya hai ki tumne mujhe kabhi koe musibaat khud se face karne nahi di
Jab bhi aae mere jane bina khatam kardi tumne
Agar vo sab main khudse face karti to sayad aaj tumhe bhi face karne ki himmat aajati hai
Daksh- maine pehle bhi kaha hai aur ab bhi Kah raha hu maine kabhi kuch nahi kiya
Ye sab tumhri galatfami hai
****** kaash hoti
Lekin sach sabko pata hai
Daksh- tum ek bahut raeesh family ki beti ho
Hazaro log tumhari hifazat ke liye gumte hai
**** jaise tum to sadak par sone wale hona
Daksh- kash hota to sayad khush hota
***** jo tumhe chahiye vo tumhe nahi mila aur jo mujhe chahiye vo mujhe nahi mil raha
Aur yehi problem hai na tum move on kar pa rahe aur na main
Daksh- aaj ka hogya tumhra
Ab mujhe college jana hai aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai aur sidha joint jala leta hai
Daksh apne hi man me
Sala jab kismat hi gadhe ke lode se likhi hai to bc koe kar bhi kya hi sakta hai
Hum ek aur jump marte Hai aur pahuch jate hai Roy's mansion me
Mohini- aadi hua kya hai?
Tum etne Dino se pareshan lag rahe ho
Aaditya- mujhe Daksh ko raste se hatana hoga nahi to vo hume sadak par la dega
Mohini- bevakufo jaise baatein nahi karte
Ye mat bhulo ki vo kon hai aur eska natija kya ho sakta hai
Aaditya- kon hai vo?
Vo koe nahi
Log bhul chuke hai usse aur jin ek do ko yaad hai unhe bhulna padega
Mohini- tumne kya kiya?
Aaditya- jo jaruri tha
Mohini- aadi mujhe batao tumne kya kiya hai?
Aaditya- marega Daksh
Bahut hogya ye dar aur jilat ki jindagi
Mohini- aadi please jo tumne kiya hai usse roko
Main khud jake Daksh se baat karungi
Meri baat nahi talega vo
Aaditya- ab vo kisi ki bhi baat nahi manega
Usko uski hi language me samjhana padega
Mohini- aadi last time please
At least let me give it a try
Please aadi
Aaditya- aagar main fail hua to tum kar lena jo tumhe karna hai kyuki uske baad tumhe dobara moka nahi dunga
Aur es baar jo plan hai vo main cancel nahi kar sakta........
Wow ... Marvellous update..last me Kiya twist dia ..lagthey mamla or bigjdey ga.. waiting eagerly for today s update..Update-42
Subah vohi sab class ke liye bhag rahe the ki Karan galati se kisi ladke se takra jata hai
Ladki thi vo ho gaye start
You don't have manners, you creep
Karan- sorry sorry class ke liye late ho raha tha
Sorry
Ladki- ye sahi hai pehle galti karo fir sorry se hath dho lo
Karan- sorry bol to raha hu
Nahi dekha jaldi me
Ladki- kya matlab hai ki nahi dekha
Kya mujhe Pagal samjhte ho
Tum jaise ladko ko main ache se janti hu
Tabhi Hritik piche se aagya
Aur sabko pata hi hai ki es group ka sabse short tempered kon hai
Hritik- suno madam apne aapko husan ki pari mat samjho
Galti hue hai aur uske liye sorry bol chuka hai
Bina matlab ke issue mat banao
Ladki- tum kon hote ho mujhe advice dene wale
Hritik- advice ke sath sath aur bhi bahut kuch de sakta hu main
Abhi jaldi me hai yakin na ho to college ke baad milna
Chal karan
Aur Hritik Karan ko leke class ki taraf bhag gaya aur vo Ladki vahi khadi gusse me daat pisti rah gaye
Bahut muskil se becharo ko class me entry mili thi aur harami teacher tha jo humesha en sabko alag alag bathata tha
Vohi aaj Hua aur Daksh firse Nidhi ke sath bath gaya
Uska lecture kaise karke khatam Hua aur aagaya cad ka lecture
Nidhi- ye to tumhra favorite hai
Daksh- tumko kisne kaha?
Nidhi- Daksh main ladki hu aur mujhe pata rahta hai ki kiske konse subject me mere se jada marks aae
Daksh- lekin sala exam kab hua?
Nidhi- chhodo tumse ye sab baat karni hi bekar hai
Tum thik ho?
Daksh- bilkul
Nidhi- good
Aise hi rahna chahiye
Daksh- vaise main to tumhra competition ban gaya fir class me
Nidhi- healthy competition is good
Vaise bhi tumhre group se khatra to hai hi mujhe
Arjun kisi ko thermo me nahi tikne deta aur tum cad me
Bakiyo ka abhi pata nahi chala hai
Daksh- hoye hoye puri information nikal ke rakhi hai humari
Nidhi- ab tum mere Dost ho to tumhre dosto ke bare me bhi thoda bahut janana jaruri hai
Daksh- wait a minute
Hum Dost kab bane?
Nidhi- kyu nahi hai kya
Daksh- bane kab?
Mujhe yaad nahi hai
Nidhi- jab hum ye bole ki friends tabse hi Dost mane jate hai kya
Bina bole bhi to ho sakte hai
Daksh- tumhe mujhse pyaar to nahi hogya hai?
Nidhi- sakal dekhi hai apni?
Muskurate hue
Daksh- Har roj dekhta hu aur tarrif karne ke liye words bhi nahi milte
Nidhi- hahahaha
Ye sahi hai
Daksh- nahi to tum bata do mujhse handsome kon hai yaha?
Nidhi- ummmmmmmmm
Daksh- aaram se soch lo pure teen saal hai abhi tumhre paas
Nidhi- kuch jada impress nahi ho tum khudse?
Daksh- kuch jada impress nahi ho tum mujhse?
Nidhi- bilkul bhi nahi
Daksh- to fir edar udar kyu dekh rahi ho?
Girl pehle hi bata deta hu main faad ke bhag jaunga aur tum roti rah jaogi
Nidhi- chhiiiii gande kahi ke
Aise bolte hai kisi ko?
Daksh- main to apne dosto ko aise hi bolta hu
Nidhi- bahut gande ho tum
Daksh- esme kya ganda hai
Sachae bata raha tha bas
Nidhi- jo mujhe nahi sunani
Teacher- you two both get out of my class
Bahut aaram se padhae huve bola
Daksh aur Nidhi ek dam se nind se jage
Nidhi- sorry sir
Teacher- just get out of my class
Tumhe tumhri attendance mil jaegi
Bas aur kya chahiye tha bc
Daksh Nidhi ka hath pakad ke bahar le jane laga aur gate par sabko dekh ke hasta hai kyuki bc bina class attend kiye londe ko attendance jo mil rahi thi
Baki sab ke chehre utar gaye the aur Daksh muskurata hua bahar nikal gaya
Nidhi- aaj pehli baar mujhe class ne nikala gaya hai aur vo bhi tumhri vajah se
Daksh- excuse me?
Meri vajah se?
Nidhi- aur kya
Tumne hi mujhe bata me laga rakha tha
Daksh- jaise tum to interested hi nahi thi
Nidhi- lekin start tumne kiya tha
Daksh- fine aaj ke baad main tumhe kabhi disturb nahi karunga
Infact kabhi tumhre sath hi nahi bathunga
Aaram se bath ke padhna
Nidhi- ooooo Daksh naraj ho gaya?
Acha sorry
Daksh- fuck off
Nidhi- mind your words Mr. Chaudhary
Daksh- how the fuck you know my surname
Nidhi- hum ek hi class me hai samjhe
Daksh- tum sach me kuch jada hi impress ho mujhse
Nidhi- in your dreams
Ab chalo class se niklava hai to coffee tumhre naam
Daksh- Maine nahi nikalvaya
Tumhri galati thi
Nidhi- lekin main Ladki hu to kabhi nahi manungi esliye coffee to tumhe hi pilani padegi
Daksh- pila dunga lekin agar tum admit karo ki tumhri galati thi
Nidhi- vo to nahi karungi
Daksh- Fir khud pee lo coffee
Nidhi- yaar tum kitna gussa karte ho
Ek coffee pilane me kya bigad jaega tumhra
Daksh- bahut kuch
Mera ego bura maan jaega
Nidhi- tum apne ego ko bura mat manvao
Coffee main pila dunga
Ab chale?
Daksh- ha chalo
Kyu time waste kar rahi ho
Fir dono canteen me aake bath jate hai
Aur Nidhi dono ke liye coffee leke aati hai
Daksh- main chai pita hu
Nidhi- as if I care
Chhup chhap pilo
Daksh- pehli baar mili thi to tum kitni sareef lag rahi thi
Nidhi- vo to strangers ke liye chehra tha mera
Ab to tum mere Dost ban gaye ho
Daksh- tumhe doctor ki jarurat hai
Pata hai na tumhe
Nidhi- nahi bilkul nahi pata
Daksh- kabhi bolti ho ki classmates hai to kaise strangers aur kabhi bilkul opposite
Sala dimag guma rakha hai
Nidhi- to fir kisne kaha hai etna sochne ka
Vaise bhi exams aa rahe hai uske bare me soche
Daksh- konse exam?
Nidhi- apne ek semester me teen baar exam hote hai aur uske baad final
Daksh- fuckkkk
Ye to mujhe pata hi nahi tha
Nidhi- tum direct second year me aaye ho kya
Aise react kar rahe
Ye log aise hi baat kar rahe the ki lunch time hogya aur enka pura group canteen pahuch chuka tha
Arjun- sale kya kismat paae hai bc bina class attend kiye attendance mil rahi hai
Daksh ne Kiran ko sath dekh liya tha
Daksh- beta aise hi jalte rahna
Main aaya mujhe thoda kaam hai
Ruhi- tu kuch jada hi jaldi me nahi rahne lag gaya
Daksh- Hritik kal ache se muh band nahi kiya kya tune
Kya yaar etni tips di thi tujhe
Ruhi- you......
Vo bolti hi rah gaye aur Daksh haste hue vaha se nikal gaya
Baki sab Nidhi ke sath hi bath gaye aur vapas me baatein karne lage
Vahi Daksh flat chala gaya aur flat pahuchte hi uska phone bajane laga
Daksh- hello
***** main call nahi karungi to kya tum nahi kar sakte
Daksh- nahi bilkul nahi
***** bilkul pyaar nahi karte na mujhse
Daksh- jis question ka answer pata ho vo baar baar nahi puchna chahiye
****** pata to hai ki bahut pyaar karte ho mujhse bas tumhre ohh sorry aapke muh se sunana tha
Daksh- tumhe yakin hai aisa kabhi hoga?
****** bahut jaldi hoga
Daksh- dekhte hai
******* kya kar rahe ho?
Daksh- mujhe aise boring question pasand nahi hai
***** ek raaj ki baat batau
Daksh- nahi
***** tumse ek ladki bahut pyaar karti hai
Daksh- Maine kaha nahi
******* Chhup chhap suno
Tumse ek Ladki bahut pyaar karti hai aur vo ab tumhre pass aa rahi hai
Daksh- mujhse pyaar karne walo ke sath kya hota hai ye pata hai na
**** pata hai
Jaise main tadap rahi hu vaise hi tadapti hai
Daksh- tum pagal ho kya?
Ye dekh lo ki humara rista kya hai aur uske according baat kiya karo mujhse
***** aapne kabhi vo rista mana hai kya aur jab mana hi nahi to chhup chhup ke nibhate kyu ho
Daksh- mere manane ya na manane se kuch nahi hota
Tum ye gande khayal apne dimag se nikal do
**** milne aa jao ek baar
Jispar mera hak hai vo dedo fir nikal dungi
Daksh- maar dunga main tumhe ek din
***** jaise baki sabko marte ho?
Roka kisne hai at least tumhre hatho se marna to naseeb hoga
Daksh- tumhra hogya to main jau
Mera college hai
**** mere rokne se jaise ruk jaoge
Vaise kyu Kiran ko pareshan Kar rahe ho
Etni pyaari ladki hai etna pyaar karte ho
Fir kyu?
Daksh- ek to main usse pyaar nahi karta
Dusra ye mera personal matter hai
**** usse bhi maar dena jab matlab nikal jaye
Ye sunte hi Daksh ka gussa jaise chhat faad chuka tha
***** gussa aa rha hai?
Mujhe marne ka man kar raha hai?
Hahahaha lekin yehi to sachae hai
Yehi to hai Daksh Chaudhary
Use karna aur fir kachre ki tarah fek dena
Daksh- dhayan rakhna kabhi tumhre sath bhi aisa hi na ho jaye
***** maine to choose kar liya hai
Aur vaise bhi jo tum etne saalo se karte aaye ho uske baad mujhe kya fark padega
Daksh- mujhe bas ek baat bata do ki maine kya bigada hai tumhara
Ya kya bura kiya hai tumhre sath?
Bahut gusse me bola
**** ye bura kiya hai ki tumne mujhe kabhi koe musibaat khud se face karne nahi di
Jab bhi aae mere jane bina khatam kardi tumne
Agar vo sab main khudse face karti to sayad aaj tumhe bhi face karne ki himmat aajati hai
Daksh- maine pehle bhi kaha hai aur ab bhi Kah raha hu maine kabhi kuch nahi kiya
Ye sab tumhri galatfami hai
****** kaash hoti
Lekin sach sabko pata hai
Daksh- tum ek bahut raeesh family ki beti ho
Hazaro log tumhari hifazat ke liye gumte hai
**** jaise tum to sadak par sone wale hona
Daksh- kash hota to sayad khush hota
***** jo tumhe chahiye vo tumhe nahi mila aur jo mujhe chahiye vo mujhe nahi mil raha
Aur yehi problem hai na tum move on kar pa rahe aur na main
Daksh- aaj ka hogya tumhra
Ab mujhe college jana hai aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai aur sidha joint jala leta hai
Daksh apne hi man me
Sala jab kismat hi gadhe ke lode se likhi hai to bc koe kar bhi kya hi sakta hai
Hum ek aur jump marte Hai aur pahuch jate hai Roy's mansion me
Mohini- aadi hua kya hai?
Tum etne Dino se pareshan lag rahe ho
Aaditya- mujhe Daksh ko raste se hatana hoga nahi to vo hume sadak par la dega
Mohini- bevakufo jaise baatein nahi karte
Ye mat bhulo ki vo kon hai aur eska natija kya ho sakta hai
Aaditya- kon hai vo?
Vo koe nahi
Log bhul chuke hai usse aur jin ek do ko yaad hai unhe bhulna padega
Mohini- tumne kya kiya?
Aaditya- jo jaruri tha
Mohini- aadi mujhe batao tumne kya kiya hai?
Aaditya- marega Daksh
Bahut hogya ye dar aur jilat ki jindagi
Mohini- aadi please jo tumne kiya hai usse roko
Main khud jake Daksh se baat karungi
Meri baat nahi talega vo
Aaditya- ab vo kisi ki bhi baat nahi manega
Usko uski hi language me samjhana padega
Mohini- aadi last time please
At least let me give it a try
Please aadi
Aaditya- aagar main fail hua to tum kar lena jo tumhe karna hai kyuki uske baad tumhe dobara moka nahi dunga
Aur es baar jo plan hai vo main cancel nahi kar sakta........
Sorry brother. ..I am a fan of your writing.. I don't know what to say but I read your story daily and try to understand it. But I am not like some writer nor a reviewers ..so I can't say much...All that I can say to you that you are a excellent writer and and regular one... From your writing we can imagine our college life.and how to behave with friends..You give your very best in yours every update that we can see the character and how they are doing...so please don't mind and post the update..Aap log nice update, good update, awesome update likhte jao aur main update delay karta jaunga
Yaar bc etni mahnat se ache size ka achi quality ka update de raha hu aur vo bhi continuous to bc kya ek acha review bhi nahi expect kar sakta kya
Kabhi do word se kuch jada bhi likh diya karo ya fir vo do word bhi mat likha karo sala bejjati si feel hoti hai
Do se teen gante lagte hai ek update likhne me kya aap log do minutes laga ke acha ya bura nahi bata sake
Aisa lagta hai ek line save kar rakhi Hai usko hi har update ke baad chhipka dete ho aur hogya kaam
Bc dimag kharab ho jata Hai pura
Ek badiya mega update likha tha aaj ke liye lekin Bc post karne ka man hi nahi kiya
Main bhi fir aisa hi karne lag jata hu jab man kiya update dunga aur vo bhi do do line ka
Chalega???
Bhai mass audience nahi chahiye mujhe but genuine chahiye
Jo Bc bata sake ki Bhai ye acha tha aur ye bura
Kya sala etna expect karna bhi galat Hai kya?
Kasam se nashe ki maa chud gaye aaj
Ab bc jab mera man karega tab sala update post karunga