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UPDATE 2
Ajay:- Yaar Rahul ab hum to class 12 me pahunch chuke hai...Bahut hi mushkil se kata class 11...Socha nahi tha ki itna padhna padhega...Jab 10th mai tha to bahut hi easy tha course...Socha tha 11 aur 12 me bhi masti karke padhunga lekin yaha ka condition to bilkul alag hai.
Rahul:- Haan yaar...10th me to koi tension hi nahi tha....Science aur math me kabhi marks 90 se nichhe nahi aaya tha...Lekin jab 11 me pahuchha tha Terminal exams me 2 subjects me just pass...Agar galti se bhi fail ho jaata to college wale parents ko phone kar dete aur ghar se bhi dher saari baat suno.
Ajay:-Tune apne 11 ke final exams ke baare me kya bataya ghar par...Maine to keh diya thik thak hua hai..Lekin jis din result aayega us din kya hoga yahi soch soch kar dar raha hun.
Rahul:- Maine to exam se 1 month pehle hi keh diya tha ki 80% aayega...Lekin exam ke time me achhe se na padhne ke kaaran mera to exam bahut bura ho gaya...Baaki sab subjects me pass ho jaunga lekin physics me doubt ho raha hai.
Ajay:- Chal chhod purani baatein...Ab to hum log class 12 me pahuch gaye hai aur course 11 jitna boring nahi lag raha hai....Mera to main subject physics hai lekin tera to biology hai .... Tujhe 12 ke biology kaisa laga 11 ke comparison me interesting ya boring?
Rahul:- 11 se to interesting hi hai... Biology se yaad aaya tujhe to biology ke exam ke din hua ek funny baat batana hi bhul gaya...
Ajay:- Exam me bhi funny baatein hote hai kya ....Mujhe laga tha ki sabhi students seriously exams dete hai...Acchha bata
tujhe kya funny laga?
Rahul:- Jab main Botany ka answer likh raha tha to ek ladki ne bahut hi simple question ka answers mujhse puccha...What is Cytology and Histology?
Ajay:- Cytology means study of cell aur mujhe histology ke baare me pata nahi hai kyuki class 10 tak ye sab cheez ke baare me padhai nahi hua tha.
Rahul:- Histology means study of tissue.
Ajay:- To iss me kaunsi funny baat ho gayi...Uss ladki ko question ko answer nahi aaya to usne tujhe pucch liya.
Rahul:- Kamine...Ye sab basic knowledge hai biology me...Agar issi ka answer use nahi pata tha to baaki ka questions ka to use kuch bhi maalum nahi hoga...Pata nahi aise students padhte hi kis liye hai.
Ajay:- Tab to wo ladki definitely fail ho jaayegi.
Rahul:- Are nahi yaar...Fail to nahi hogi bahut cheating ki thi usne.
Ajay:- Ye baatein chhod....Ye bataa ki wo ladki sundar thi kya?
Rahul:-Chup kar kamine...Jab dekho ladki ke baare me baat karta rehta hai...Tujhe aur koi kaam nahi hai kya?
Ajay:- Are bhai bhadak kyu raha hai? Main to majak kar raha tha...Waise bhi mere section me bahut kam ladkiya hai.
Rahul:- Bhai ab bahut hua...Chal ab padhte hai warna iss saal bhi 11 ka jaisa hi exam ho jaayega.
Ajay:- Bhai abhi just 12 me aaye hai to kuch din masti karte hain...Agar abhi se seriously padhne lag gaye to baad me acche se nahi padh paayenge....Hume continuously padhna chahiye naa ki kuch din seriously aur baad me books bhi naa chhuye.
Rahul:- To thik hai...Chal movie dekhte hai.
Ajay:- Kis type ki movie Comedy, Romantic ya action...
Rahul:- Mujhe to romantic comedy movie dekhna hai.
Ajay:- Jab main ladki ke baare me baat kar raha tha to bhadak utha tha mujh par.... Jab ladki ke baare me itna nahi sun sakta to romantic movie kyun dekh raha hai?
Rahul:- Maine tujhe iss liye chup hone ko kaha tha kyu ki jab tu ladki ke baare me baat karta hai tab non sense baatein hi karta rehta hai... Tere baat me koi logic hi nahi hota hai.
Ajay:- Kya tu wahi Rahul hai jo kuch saal pehle ladki se nafrat karta tha aur unn se dur rehta tha.
Rahul:- Ha main wahi Rahul hu...Time ke saath saath asdmi ka nature aur "mentality" bhi change ho jaata hai.
Ajay:- Chal acchi baat hai....
Aur fir dono 1 movie dekh kar aur baat karke soo jaate hai....Dono ko neend to itni jaldi nahi aayi kyuki wo dono apne new class ke baare me bahut der tak soch rahe the...Bahut der baad unn dono ko neend aaya...Dono kuch der baad so jaate hain iss baat se anjaan ki kal ka din unn logon ko bahut disturb karne wala hai.