UPDATE 20
Yaha Dev babu kahana kaah rahe
Kuch Log Bar mai naach dekhe ja rahe..
Yaha ritik aur subham bethe kuch baate kar rahe piche kuch log kuch gaa rahe the
Host - lets start the 4-4 line battle now start with red
Aya mujhsai ladanai khana kaah ke aaya kaya
Teri bandi hai etnai golddigger ghar walo ko dikhya kaya
Rap kaya karega tuh dekh mujhe jaise mai tera sir hai
Ungli teri sukhi hile aise jaise niche body cused hai...
Log hala machane lage
Ritik - kaya be yeh kaya bak rahe hai
Subham apna shir pakad ke - abe shir dard ho raha aur yeh koi rap battle kar rahe honge
Host - Now blue its your turn
Dekh ke khaane ko bole mujhe bikhari hai tu
Baal etnai tere pe jhandu hai ki jhadi hai tu
Maine muh dikhayi mai dikhayi apni bandi gahr pe
Tere bandi ko dekh lage aise jaise kadhi ho red ghar pe
Etna bola usnai aur wha kisi nai kisi kaa muh tod diya
Ritik - hat sala yeh ek dusare sai battle kar rahe yaar humari battle yaad dila rahe hai
Subham - abe uska haath hai ki hathoda pe college ke murati ko fod diya
Ritik - haa yaar mujhe toh kuhani maari thi mai gaya usmai hi
Shubham - yaar Naman bhai sai bhida be woh aur lotiya mara gaya aur pata kaya hua
Ritik - kaya hua bhai
Shubham - lotiya mara aur koi report nahi kuch nahi jaise kuch hua nahi
Ritika apna gaal pakad ke - yaar yeh kon aa gaya hai riya ke ghar sala lad aise raha jaise anadi hai
Subham - par haath aise pakde jaise underworld kaa bhai ho
Etna bola ki piche ki ladayi sai ek kursi enke lagi ....
Enko pitane do ..
Aur aage pari ko dekhane do ..
Pari - kaya hai kyu pareshan kar rahi hai tuh
Snehal - yaar tuh bol de naa dev i love you
Pari chauk ke - wha...what .. kaya bol rahi tuh kyu bolegi dev ko love ...dimag thik hai naa tera tujhe toh akash mil gaya naa
Snehal hasti hui - payar dekho enka payaar bataya nahi
Humnai kahan jatane ko to jataya nahi
Pari - haa bus samajh gayi ched mat mujhe mai kaise aage sai bol du aise hi pagal hai
Snehal - woh kehate naa why all fun only boy have ...maine akash ko bola mujhe mast feel aayi
Pari - etnai jaldi mai etnai power kaha sai aa gayi hai
Snehal dheere sai - ess kaya baate kar rahi hai kaha power normal hi mai toh
Pari - kahi kuch kiya toh nahi tumnai like kiss......
Snehal - aee pari pagal.....
Edhar chhode chale waha jaha kuch khaya piya gaya tha
Sunny - chalo bhai chalo hum chale kuch khelane aap log maje karo
Mai - chal jaa warna kuch na kuch aur keh dega
Woh dono chale gaye
Didi apne baal sahi karti hui - yeh dono kuch jada hi nahi bol rahe the pari ke baare mai
Mai - are didi bolane do naa bache hai maje le rahe hai ...
Didi - haa sahi keh raha kuch bhi kehate mai kyu waise muh banae lagi haa
Mai - haa haa thik ek baat yaad rakhana abb ki kabhi bhi abb yaha ki yeh sab situtation ghar pe nahi batana
Riya azeeb dai ghurati hai dev ko - thik hai jaisa tum kaho
Mai - aur haa mausi musa prince ko bata dena kuch naa bole ...
Riya haa mai shir hilati hai aur dev waha sai uth ke chala jata hai ...
Riya man mai - yeh dev waise kitna cool lagta par jab koi jor dekar bolta hai dark feel ata hai
Din gujara raat aayi
Chaand gayi roshani dikhayi di
Dev haa jisko kuch log sayad abb desi vedhya ( dr .) keh rahe hai uth kar bahar aa gaya aur woh sab kaam karne ke liye jagah dudhane laga joh woh etnai saal se kiye jaa raha tha
Karib 2-3 km bhagane ke baad joh area sehar sai bahar aa gaya uske gaav ki taraf but gaav ke paas nahi woh kaafi dur hai haa par usko side
Jaise usnai dekha acha saa ek jungle mil gaya aur woh chalu ho gaya apna kaam me matalab pedo pe apni excercise aur kya ...
Edhar
Akash call karata hai
Sunny - good morining bhai kaya haal
Akash - morning aur kaisa hai
Sunny - bus mast ekdum aap batao kaize yaad kiya aaj
Akash - dev hai kaha
Sunny - mujhe lagata jungle dudhane gaye honge uske bina nahi reh sakate hai
Akash - acha my tarzan in jungle
Sunny has ke - haa bhai aap bhi jaa rahe ho kaya
Akash - nahi kaha mujhe kaise pata kaha jaayega woh
Sunny - are bhai jab koi ghar se dur hota hai toh kuch dudhane usi tarf jata hai naa
Aksh chauk ke - ohh hu lagata school ke padhayi chalu ho gayi ...chal mai jata hu
Akash nai time dekha call cut ke ...its 4:58
Akash apni bike lekar nikala woh abhi kuch dur aaya thaa ki uske aage phir ek gaadi ruki
Akash brake marate ho piche side me laga ek danda nikal leta hai ..
Par samane waalo dekh uske haath sai woh danda chhut jata hai aur bhaag ke woh uske gale lag jata hai
Akash - bhai aap yaha kaise kyu kab
Raj uske kandhe pe haath rakh - bus aise tere sai milane kaa man hua toh aa gaya
Akash alag hota hua - kaya ..
Raj - tujhsai milane aya hu aur kaya
Akash - etnai din baad mile aur jhutt
Raj apne shir pe hath rakh ke - what me toh bhul gaya tuh toh bada ho gaya hai abb naa
Akash - yeh jhutti baat bol ke tumnai meri kushi khatam kar di hai
Raj side waale ko udhar muh karke khada tha - akash ki bike lekar piche aa aur akash tuh andar beth
Akash raj je saath beth gaya car mei....
Raj car chalata hua - dekh tuh sahi samjha hai par mai jhutt nahi bol raha tujhsai milane bhi aaya aur kuch baat karne bhi
Akash - aisa kaya baat karne aaye ki subah mera picha kiya ghar se aapne
Raj - acha tune car ko notice kiya
Akash - haa aur uss bande ko bhi joh meri bike chala raha tha jisnai kuch din mujhe pita aur dev ke shir pe hamala kiya....
Raj - hmmm.... tuh kis chiz ki padhayi kar raha ohh sorry tuh toh padh kaha raha fail ho raha kab sai
Akash - abb ess baar ho jaaunga naa bhai taane toh mat maaro ..
Raj - haa thik hai aur suna maine mere kaand ki wajag sai teri gf bhi ban gayi hai
Akash mirror ke bahar dekhane jaa raha tha ...
Raj - waha mat dekh joh baat karne hai mujhe abhi woh aise sharam karke hum nahi kar paayenge
Akash - abb achank sai kaise mai aapke saath aise khul ke baat kar lu
Raj ekdum sai - because i love pari
Akash kaa jaise dimag kaa fuse udd gaya - what aapke dimag mai jata hai joh aap b rahe ho aur kaya baat kroge dev sai ess baare mai
Raj - yehi ki i love pari uss sai pehele sai
Akash - i don't care who you love and why
Raj - but why
Akash - because you did the wrong thing
Raj - kisi ke payar ko pana kab sai wrong ho gaya akash
Akash - acha aap uss sai kab sai payaar karte ho kyu karte mujhe nahi janana par uske liye aap usko dosto ko aur uske lover ko aise maaroge
Raj ghusse sai brake laga - dev kab sai uska lover ban gaya usnai teri madad ki par eska matlab nahi har chiz mai saath de
Akash dash pe laat marata hai - hattt ... gaadi roko abhi
Raj ghusse - abr gaadi ruki hui hai
Akash gate khol ke - dev sai baat nahi hogi espar aur yeh bhi naa batana ki tum mere bhai kyuki tum jaise ke shakal usko yaad nahi rehati aur naa hogi ...abb nikalo yaha sai
Akash apni bike liya uss sai aur nikal gaya waha sai
Paresh raj - bhai aapka toh bhai hai hi nahi
Raj cigar jalata hua - yeh dev naa drugs sai bhi bura nasha hai jisko lat lagi usko aage kuch nahi dikhata hai
Paresh man mai - yeh boss bhi bada azeeb kal toh esko hi bhai bhai keh raha tha ghor kalyug hai ...