UPDATE:-2 (FIRST DAY)
Aaj subah 4 baje soke utha mein to ek alag sa hi josh tha body mein kyuki aaj naye school mein pehla din tha. Mera mann khush hoye jaa raha tha ki bc nayi ladkiya taadunga kya pata koyi de hi de. Lekin insab baato ko side karke main nikal gaya ground mein running aur workout karne 6 baje ghar aaya aur naha dho ke ek dum chaka chak ready ho gaya. Sishe ke samne khada hoke khud ko dekha to ek ander se awaz ki bc maal lag raha hai tu.
Khair insab baato ko chod ke maine apna bag uthaya aur bus stand ki taraf chal diya raaste mein jaha se bhi jaa raha tha waha pe jo bhi mujhse chota milta wo namste bhaiya namaste bhaiya bolta, saale izzat nahi karte they bas darte they kyuki inko khelne nahi deta tha main. Ye sab backchod baate sochte huye main bus stand pe pahuch 7:15 ho rahe they school bus aane mein abhi time tha to main aa gaya panwadi ki dukan pe.
Main:- aaaey chotu! Ek gold flake de be.
Chotu:- laaya Chaudhary sahab.
Main:- bhsdk ke mujhe ye Chaudhary wagarh na bola kar.
Chotu kuch na bola bas meri taraf dekh ke muskura diya matlab saaf tha ki usey ghanta fark nahi padta wo to mujhe yahi bolega.
Main:- teri setting ka kya haal hai bc, kal mili thi wo mujhe tanki pe.
Chotu:- kaahe ki setting bhai, saali baat karne ke alawa kuch karne hi nahi deti.
Main:- bhsdk wo khud nahi bolegi aa ke meri maar lo, tujhe khud kuch karna hoga.
Maine ye sab backchodi karte huye ciggrete jala hi li thi ki piche se awaz aayi.
"Lawde ek meri bhi le liyo" aur ye awaz main sapne mein bhi pehchan sakta hu ye vivek ki awaz thi jo ki eklauta dost tha mera abhi filhal jispe mujhe bharosa tha dost to ek aur bhi tha par pata nahi wo kaha gayab ho gaya ek saal pehle.
Main:- aaja lawde issi mein tu bhi sutta maar le bus aane wali hai.
Tabhi mere chacha ka ladka bhi aa gaya aur bola.
Ravi:- laa mujhe bhi pila nahi to tere baap ko bata dunga.
Main:- bhsdk aisi gaand todunga teri aur tere chacha ki sab kuch bhool jaoge, apne paiso ki pi, main na pilane wala tujhe.
Ravi:- beta bada hu tere se tamiz se bola kar.
Main:- bada hai to loda chus le mera.
Ravi mereko maarne aaya hi tha ki itne mein bus aa gayi maine aur vivek ne ciggrete niche feki aur bhaag ke bus mein chhad gaye ravi bichara ghurte huye hi reh gaya hume. Main aur vivek sidha gaye piche ki seat pe jaha ek aur launda baitha tha 10th class ka usko vivek ne ek thappad marke bhaga diya. Hum dono baithe aur vivek ne nikala apna phone aur galich aadmi ne porn laga di subah subah bc ye dharm bhrast karwayega mera.
Maine uski aur jyada dhyan na diya main to bas aage maal taad raha tha. Khair hum aise hi school pahuch gaye lekin thoda late ho gaye they prayer wagarh khatam ho chuki thi class bhi start ho hi gayi ho gi kyuki shaanti thi school mein lekin hume koi kuch nahi kehne wala tha kyuki hum bus mein aaye they.
Main aur vivek apni Senior wing ki aur bhaage aur ek ladke ko pakad ke pucha ki 12th section A kaha hai. Us ladke ne ek class ki aur ishara kiya aur hum dono chale gaye us taraf.
Class ke door ke paas aake maine ander jhaank ke dekha to koi teacher nahi tha to hum dono chupchap ander aa gaye aur piche ki seat khali thi to us taraf ho liye, lekin bhenchod saare students humey hi ghoor rahe they.
Vivek:- bhsdk tune koi kaand to na kar rakha na yaha pe.
Main:- mera lawda kaand karega yaha aaya to doosri baar hu aaj. Tu ignore maar inko aur piche chal. Saalo ne smart londe nahi dekhe honge aaj tak.
vivek:- chal chal.
Maine aur vivek ne piche ki bench pe apna bag rakha hi tha ki ek londa khada hua choti si hieght ka aur usne school dress bhi nahi pehni sakal se bhi thoda hamari umar se bada lag raha tha.
Wo:- oyyy tum dono puch ke nahi aa sakte they ander.
Main usko kuch bolta usse pehle vivek bol pada apna impression banane ke liye
Vivek:- tu prime minister hai kya class ka jo tujhse puch ke ander aaunga. Bhsdk niche baith jaa nahi to aur chota kar dunga.
Ye baat sunke puri class hasne lagi tabhi wo chilake bola.
Wo:- silence!
Aur sab chup ho gaye bc bilkul sanata.
Vivek mere kaan mein:- bc kahi ye koi dada wagarh to na hai yaha ka sab chup ho gaye.
Main:- hoga mujhe lund fark na padta isse.
Tabhi hamari baate sun raha ek chasmish bola bhai physics ke sir hai wo. Itna sunte hi hum dono ki gaand chok kha gayi.
Main:- sorry sir humey pata nahi tha aap teacher ho hume laga koi bacha dadagiri kar raha hai aapke raaz mein, warna hamari itni mazal ki hum aapse Bina puche ander aaye, aapke baare mein to bahut suna hai maine.
Wo chutiya teacher apni tarif sun ke khus ho gaya aur bola
P.sir :- tum samajhdaar lagte ho baith jaao aur tum niklo class se.
Vivek bichare ne ek do baar sorry bhi bola lekin koi fayda na hua.
Main:- aur hero ban le bhsdk.
Vivek:- beta ruk jaa is master ki to maa mein hi chodunga.
Aur wo bahar chala gaya. Khair ye period bhi introduction mein khatam hua main to waha aadhi class ko janta tha bc aur mujhe bhi waha sab jante they to maine koi jyada dhyan na diya unpe. Aise hi next period start hua ek madam ander aayi, bhaari maal thi wo lund khada ho gaya ek dum se, lekin yaha ke bache itne bade chodu they ki sab ek soor mein bole.
Sab:- morning madam
Baklode kaise jhaatu student hai yaha. Main ye sab soch hi raha thi ki itne mein mam ne vivek ko bhi ander bula liya.
Mam:- hello students myself deepika aur main aap sabko chemistry padhaungi. Aur intro wagarh baad mein hote rahenge hum sab padhai start karte hai.
Mera mann kiya ki ek chummi phek ke maaru mam ko koi to syana nikla is school mein.
Aise hi period bitte gaye aur chodu teachers intro intro khelte rahe. Khair in sab ke beech main ek chehre ko talash raha tha wo thi manisha par wo aaj aayi nahi thi bc lekin uski kami uski dost priya puri kar rahi thi, waise manisha to meri taraf dekhti bhi nahi thi lekin ye priya puri line deti thi mujhe aur saali maal bhi ek number thi.
Vivek:- abey ghurna band kar ladkiyo ko aur ground mein chal lunch ho gaya.
Main:- chal bc bhook lagi hai bhari .
Hum dono ground mein aaye to mere ko ek baat yaad aayi.
Main:- lawde waise tu agar physics wale amit ki maa ko chodega to tujhe uski budhi chut ke ander ghusna padega kyuki waha to gufa milegi.
Main ye baat bolke hasne laga lekin vivek chutiya mujhe ghoorne laga, dost na hota to gaand tod deta aise ghoorne pe.
Khair lunch khatam hua aur baaki ki classes bhi aise hi nikal gayi.
Tabhi ek bell baji aur iska matlab tha chutti bhenchod puri class ke bache chutiyo jaise bhaage jaise bhandare mein jaana ho aur waha limited khana milega, lekin main aur vivek to mast aaram se chalte huye apni bus ke paas pahuche.
Conductor:- oo hero jaldi chad jaa garden mein aaya hai ke.
Main:- sun bc khuch bhi bol le lekin hero na boliyo, because i am not a hero bitch.
Us lawde ko kuch samjh na aaya lekin aage baithi ladkiya mujhe ghurne lagi. Lekin main sabki ignore karke pahuch piche ki seat pe jaha priya baithi thi.
Vivek:- aaey khadi ho hamari seat hai.
Priya:- kyu naam likha hai kya tera.
Vivek:- nahi likha to likh dunga.
Priya:- jaa be paka mat mujhe waise bhi AK se baat karni hai.
Main to khus ho gaya bc ye maal mujhse baat karegi.
Vivek:- nahi karega ye tere se baat.
Main:- vivek tu aage jaa mujhe baat karne de.
Vivek:- bhsdk dekh lunga tujhe ladki dikhte hi dost ko bhul gaya.
Priya:- jaa na kyu nakhre dikha raha hai.
Vivek aage chala gaya mujhe pata tha uska mood off hai aur wo kaise sahi hoga ye bhi pata tha.
Priya ne mera hath pakad ke apne paas bitha liya aur main bhi ache bache ki tarah usse chipak ke baith gaya, kya sarir tha saali ki ek dum ruyi jaisa mulayam.
Bc lund khada na ho jaaye bezati ho jayegi.
Priya:- AK mera banda banega.
What the fuck! Bhenchod ye kya bol gayi ye, badi fast hai.
Main:- main in sab pyar wyar ke lafdo me na padta, aur agar padta to manisha ko set kar chuka hota.
Priya:- manisha ko to bhool jaa wo amir ladke se hi pategi bas.
Main:- fir bhi main ye pyar wyar ke liye na bana aur mujhe koi fark na padta manisha kisi ke sath ho chahe.
Priya:- abey ghonchu to main konsa pyar karne ko bol rahi hu bas mera ek bf hoga smart sa aur teri ek maal gf ho jayegi aur kya chahiye tujhe.
Main:- fir thik hai lekin baad mein pyar ka chutiyapa na kariyo mere sath.
Priya:- nahi karungi.
AK:- chal to kiss de.
Priya:- itni jaldi nahi. Jaa tera stop aa gaya.
Main khada hua aur ek fast kiss priya ke gaal pe karke bhaag gaya. Main aur vivek niche utre aur ghar ki taraf chal diye, par ye bakloda apna muh fulaye chal raha tha.
Maine bhi jyada backchodi nahi ki bas itna bola
Main:- sun shyam ko ground chaliyo raajpura wale londe ko pelna hai aur fir raat ko daaru piyenge.
Vivek ki aankho mein chamak aa gayi daaru ka naam sunke aur sala mere gale mila bhaag ke
Main:- oyyy gay kahi ke dur ho mujhse.
Vivek hata aur apne raste chala gaya aur main apne ghar ki taraf....
TO BE CONTINUED ??