SAAND
UPDATE-296
Kunti ne jis shakhs ka naam liya, use sun kar main hairan rah gaya..mujhe to jaise apne kaano par vishwash hi nahi ho raha tha ki kya ye sach ho sakta hai ? phir na jane kya soch kar mere chehre par vijyi mushkan ubhar aayi, aise jaise ki maine lagbhag haari huyi bahut badi jung jeet li ho.
Ab Aage……
Uske baad main ragini didi ko kuch din abhi vahi par rukne ko bol kar uski sasural se nikal gaya…DGP ko bol kar maine apne liye dusri gadi manga li thi..raste me mere mobile par kisi ka call aaya jo ki prem pujari ka tha isliye maine pick kar liya aur usko vahi par aane ko kaha jaha par maine sadhana (sheetal) ke sath vo ghatna hote dekhi thi.
Main jab uss ghatna wali jagah par pahucha to mujhe vaha par apni chodu team ke member prem pujari aur sorbobhuk pahle se hi khade huye dikhayi diye.
Raj—kisi ka phone kyon nahi lag raha tha ? kaha hain baki sab ?
Sorbobhuk—yaar, kisi ka kuch pata nahi chal raha aur na hi phone lag raha hai..mujhe to lagta hai ki kahi vo sab black star ke bichhaye kisi jaal me ulajh kar kisi musibat me na phans gaye ho ?
Raj—kya matlab ?
Sorbobhuk—amilpur se nikalne wali chodu gang se bhi contact nahi ho raha hai..sirf rajasthan me jab vo enter huye the tab baat huyi thi uske baad se unka phone bhi band aa raha hai.
Raj—agar aisa kuch ho gaya to sab gadbad ho jayega…
Sorbobhuk—amtul, siraj, iron man, jitu ye sabhi tumhare piche hi amilpur se nikal aaye the magar kisi ka pata nahi chal raha..aur tum kaha chale gaye the ?
Prem—sheetal didi theek to hain na bhai ? vo tumhe mili kya ?
Sorbobhuk—haan, yaar hame bahut tension ho rahi hai. Batao na sheetal didi theek to hain na ? hum kabse tumhe dhoond rahe hain..
Didi ka naam sunte hi meri ankho ke samne vahi drishya ubhar aaya jisse mere seene me asahneey dard umadne laga aur ankho me nami utar aayi.
Prem—raj, kya hua bata na ? kya hua didi ko ?
Sorbobhuk—haan bhai, bata na, sab theek to hai na ? kuch to bol..
Raj (nam ankhe)—kuch bhi theek nahi hai yaar
Dono—kya matlab ?
Phir maine unko sab bataya jo kuch maine dekha tha aur jo kuch hua tha mere sath…vo sab batate huye meri ankho se lagatar anshuo ki ladi bahe ja rahi thi.
Prem—kyaaa? Tab to hame jaldi se jaldi didi ko talash karna chahiye isse pahle ki vo harami abhay apne napak iraado me kamyab ho jaye.
Raj—didi abhay ke kabze me nahi hain.
Sorbobhuk—ye tum kaise kah sakte ho jabki raghuhalkal ne to clear bataya tha na ? usse dubara baat huyi kya ?
Raj—nahi, uska phone bhi nahi lag raha...ho sakta hai ki black star ne usko pehchan liya ho ?
Prem—tab to hame yaha time barbad karne ki bajaye turant pahle didi ko talash karna chahiye...kidhar le gaye honge didi ko vo log ?
Raj—abhi hum uss (kunti ke bataye ghar) jagah jayenge jiska uss wasiyat aur inn paheliyo se kuch na kuch sambandh jarur hai.
Prem (thoda gusse se)—ye kya bakwas kar rahe ho raj ? yaha sheetal didi musibat me hain aur tumhe aise samay me wasiyat ki padi huyi hai ? mujhe yakin nahi ho raha hai ki jo sheetal didi ki ankho me anshu ki ek boond nahi dekh pata tha, vahi raj unhe iss halat me chhod kar paise ke piche bhag raha hai ? tum aisa soch bhi kaise sakte ho ? didi itne din se lapata hain aur tum yaha vaha bur chodte phir rahe ho…mujhe to lagta hai ki tum hamare vo dost raj ho hi nahi jise hum jante the warna didi ki halat sun kar vo ab tak taandav macha chuka hota.
Sorbobhuk—prem sahi kah raha hai raj..main iss samay wasiyat ke piche jane ke paksh me nahi hu balki hame didi ko bachana chahiye warna anarth ho jayega..black star aur abhay dono apne maqsad me kamyab ho jayenge…agar sheetal hi nahi rahi to wasiyat mil bhi gayi to kis kaam ki ?
Raj (nam ankhe)—tum dono ko kya lagta hai ki jiski ankh me main anshu tak nahi dekh pata tha, usko iss halat me dekh kar mujhe koi khushi ho rahi hogi ? arrey, main sabke samne hasta hu, bolta hu, ye sab bas dikhawa hai mere dost kyonki meri sab bahan mere hi bharose par hain, mere liye unhone bahut dukh sahe hain, agar main hi himmat haar kar toot gaya to vah sabhi samay se pahle hi jeete ji mar jayengi.
Prem—to kya sheetal didi ko yu hi marne ke liye chhod doge ?
Sorbobhuk—mana ki baki sabne bhi dukh sahe hain lekin un sabki tulna sheetal didi se to nahi ho sakti na ? kya iss samay tumhara farz sheetal didi ko pahle bachana nahi hai jo tum abhi bhi wasiyat ke chakkar me pade ho ?
Raj (bhigi palke)—tumhe kya lagta hai ki sheetal didi ko dhoondne jaoge to bacha loge ? nahi mere dost, hum sirf parchhayi ke peechhe daudte rah jayenge, hath kuch nahi ayega…didi ko uss haal me dekh kar mere dil par kya beet rahi hai, ye main bata nahi paunga…lekin didi ko bachane ke liye wasiyat tak pahuchna bahut jaruri hai, uske bina hum kuch nahi kar payenge.
Prem (gusse me)—aur tab tak vo abhay unke jism ko noch noch kar khata rahega ? yahi chahte ho tum ?
Raj (tezi se)—aisa hone se pahle main upar ja kar uss madarchod ki maa chod dalunga.. didi ki ankho se gire anshu ke ek ek boond ki saugandh, main black star aur abhay ka vo haal karunga ki khud mout bhi aisi bhayanak mout dekh kar kaamp uthegi.
Sorbobhuk—agar aisa hai to phir tum akhir karna kya chahte ho ? na tum didi ko bachane jana chahte ? na hi abhay ko thikane lagane de rahe ho ? meri to kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai.
Raj (ankho me anshu)—didi, abhay ke kabze me nahi hain..
Prem—ye tum kaise kah sakte ho ? jabki raghuhalkal ne saaf saaf to bataya tha ki black star aaj unhe abhay ke hawale karne wala hai ?
Raj—kyonki blck star aisi galti kabhi nahi karega..maine usko 13 din ka altimatum diya tha, aur vo ye baat achchi tarah se janta hai ki wasiyat use dhoond kar sirf main hi de sakta hu, agar didi ko koi nuksan hua to use isse hamesha ke liye hath dhona pad jayega..vaise bhi usne 13 din tak didi ko koi nuksan na pahuchane ka vada kiya tha…aise me vo didi ko abhay ke hawale kabhi nahi karega…aur abhi to aaj 10th din hi hai, abhi bhi teen din baki hain.
Sorbobhuk—aur tumne uss harami ki baat par yakin kar liya ? iski vajah ?
Raj—shayad tumne abhi black star ko samjha nahi hai..lekin jaha tak maine jana hai ki usme bahut burayi hain, bahut khatarnak hai, inn sabke bavjud usme ek khoobi bhi hai aur vo ye hai ki black star, apne vaade ka bahut pakka hai… dusri vajah ye bhi hai ki uska maqsad didi nahi balki wasiyat hasil karna hai aur vo aisa kar ke apne pair me kulhadi nahi maarega kyonki vo itna to jaan hi chuka hai ki ye saand bhi apne vaade ka pakka hai…isliye main janta hu ki 13 din tak didi ki izzat me vo aanch nahi aane dega.
Prem—chalo agar tumhari baat maan bhi le to aage ka kya socha hai tumne ? hamare chodu sathiyo ke sath kya kiya black star ne, aur unhe kaha le gaya, hum to ye bhi nahi jante ? aisi halat me hum black star ka muqabla kaise karenge ? jiske baare me hame kuch nahi malum..phir didi ko kaise bachayenge uske changul se ?
Raj—kal tak use koi nahi janta tha lekin ab vo mere liye anjan nahi hai…black star koun hai, uska agla plan kya hoga ? ye sab ka kuch kuch andaza to ho gaya hai..do din aur jee lene do usko..aaj se teesra din uski mout ke sath sath uski 13vi ka bhi hoga.
Dono (chounk kar)—kyaa ? tum jaan gaye ki koun hai ?
Raj—abhi confirm nahi hu..
Sorbobhuk—akhir koun hai ye madarchod black star ?
Raj—vahi to confirm karne ja raha hu…koi bhi black star ho sakta hai, tum dono me se bhi ho sakta hai..ya phir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki ..Main hi Black Star hu..
Prem—ufff..aage ka plan kya hai ? kya hum chodu gang ko talash kare ?
Raj—nahi, itna time nahi hai hamare paas..abhi uss ghar ko dekhna hai..
Uske baad hum teeno ragini didi ki saas ki batayi jagah ki taraf chal pade…abhi hum kuch door hi gaye the ki tabhi kahi se ek tez dhamake ki awaz sunayi padi..jise sun kar hamara dhyan bhi barbas hi uss taraf chala gaya..kuch aur aage jane par tabhi na jane kaha se ek admi aa kar hamari gadi se takra kar niche gir pada…hamne utar ke dekha to chounk gaye kyon ki ye Iron man tha jo kafi ghayal avastha me tha.
Prem—ye to iron man hai..kya hua ise ? lagta hai ki ye bohosh ho gaya hai..?
Sorbobhuk ne jaldi se gadi me se pani ki bottle nikal kar uske chehre par pani chhidka to tab ja kar use hosh aaya..hosh me aate hi vo ghabra kar uth baitha.
Iron man (ghabra kar)—kkk…koun hai ? paas aaye to bhosdi ke…gaand me bomb laga ke uda dunga..
Raj—iron man kya hua ? aur tum yaha aur iss haal me kaise ?
Iron man (dard me)—aaahhhh…raaajjjj…tummm..theek to ho na..?
Raj—haan, main theek hu..lekin tum ?
Iron man—hum sab tumhara picha karte huye aa rahe the ki tabhi raste me kuch log sheetal didi ko jabran ghasit kar le jate dekha to hamne tumhara picha karna chhod kar unse bhid gaye lekin vo madarchod, bata nahi kis mitti ke bane the, hamari maar ka unpar koi asar hi nahi hua…ulta sabne peet peet kar hamari gaand lal kar di..aur uske baad hame adhmara aur behosh kar ke hum sabko alag alag disha me gadi ke piche baandh kar ghisitte huye na jane kis ko kaha le gaye…mujhe jab hosh aaya to khud ko iss jungle me ek ped se bandha hua paya..badi mushkil se unn madarchodo ki gaand me bomb phod kar vaha se bhaga hu…aaaahhhh….bahut mara madarchodo ne…aaaahhhh..haddi pasli tod dali..aaaahh
Prem—iska matlab ki hamara andaza sahi nikla, chodu gang iss samay black star ke kabze me hai..
Raj—uski black army ke..
Iron man—lekin tumhare sir me ye patti kyon bandhi hai ? kya tum bhi pele gaye ? vo saale mera picha karte aate hi honge..chalo jaldi yaha se... Warna Hum To Pele Hi Gaye...Tum Sab Bhi Pele Jaoge… aaahhh
Raj—Saand Ko Kabhi Koi Nahi Pelta, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki Kisi Ne Saand Ko Pela Ho ?…Lekin Saand Sabki Pelta Hai.
Uske baad iron man ko bhi sath lekar hum aage badh chale..raste me maine use bhi vahi sab bataya jo prem aur sorbobhuk ko bataya tha.
Prem—lekin yaar ek baat samajh nahi aayi ki jab tum behosh ho gaye the tab tumhare sir me patti kisne baandhi ? aur phir tumhe vahi road par hi chhod kar chala gaya..aisa kyon ?
Raj—ye baat to meri bhi samajh me nahi aayi yaar.
Aise hi baate karte huye hum akhir uss jagah par pahuch hi gaye..lekin vaha to har taraf ghani jhadiyo ke alawa kuch bhi dikhayi nahi pad raha tha…bade bade jungli ped charo taraf phaile huye the.
Prem—yaar, yaha to kuch bhi nahi hai..
Sorbobhuk—haan bhai..ye to jungle hai..yaha ghar kaha ho sakta hai ? jarur usne tumhe ullu bana diya..
Raj—nahi, hona to yahi chahiye..chalo aage chal kar dekhte hain..lekin hoshiyar rahna..koi khatra bhi ho sakta hai vaha..
Hum jhadiyo ko raste se hatate huye aage badhne ka rasta banate banate chalte gaye…aise hi chalte chalte thodi doori par kuch khandahar jaisa kuch nazar aaya.
Iron man—lagta hai ki vahi hoga..
Raj—hmmm..chalo dekhte hain..
Hamne tezi se kadam badhate huye akhir uss toote phute ghar tak ka rasta tay kar hi liya..lekin vaha pahuch kar jaise hi hamne uss khandahar me ghusne ke liye apne kadam aage badhaye ki tabhi achanak…
