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Kuchh din baad aditya aur Pratap nashte ke table par baithe the. aditya aaj dekhta hain ki Pratap apne kaam se kaafi pareshaan ho chuka hain.
Aditya “subah ke 9 baj rahe aur tere muh par 12 kyun baje hain?” Pratap “kuchh nahin hain”
Aditya “dekh jhuth bolna buri baat hain aur mujhe jaise se jo teri rag
rag se wakif ho usse to bahut jyada dangerous”
Pratap apne sir ko haath lagakar kuchh der sochta hain aur aakhirkaar bol hi deta hain “are yaar tere ko kyaa bataau ye production targets, workers ke lafde aur naa jaane kya kya”
Aditya hante huye kahta hain “are company ka maalik main hun yaa tu?”
Pratap “haan sach baat hain malik mast ishq farmate rahte hain to kisina kisi ko to company ki fikar karni padegi naa?”
Aditya “chhod re sab kuchh thik ho jaayega”
Pratap “haan tu bas yahi suna main deepa hun naa jo teri baton par yakeen kar lunga”
Aditya ab zor zor se hansne lagta hain aur kahta hain “tere jagah koi
aur bharti kar le aur tu maje maar”
Pratap “ye sab itna aasan hain naa wo Buddha narayanan apne donon ka muh dekhega aur kahega ki aap donon mauj manaao main kaam karunga”
Aditya hansta rahta hain Pratap aage kahta hain “wo Buddha khud roj aakar dinbhar office baithta hain aur chahta hain ki hum bhi dinbhar kaam Karen”
Aditya “are wo to uski biwi se uski jamti nahin isliye wo dinbhar office
men baitha rahta hain”
Pratap “are wo to chhod designer ladkonko kuchh problem aayi nahin ki hamen yaad karta hain”
Aditya “wo bolta hain ladkonko ‘errr…. Ye kyaa laaya…… aditya sir ko dikhao, ye wahi dekhta hain’”
Pratap “aur koi acchi chhokri aaye office men”
Aditya “are bahar ki to de chhod pichhali baar ek customer aayi thi purchase officer thi”
Pratap “kya kiya thaa?”
Aditya “are office men hi jo dore daal raha thaa uspar ki mujhe hi sharam aa rahi thi. bahar smoke kar raha thaa to bahar hi maine usse baat karke deal pakki karwai par jaate waqt bol gaye ki ‘sambhaal ke raho apne partner ko”
Is baat par donon hansne lagte hain aur Pratap kahta hain “ab pata chala mujhe ki kyun tum office men koi ladki job par nahin rakhne dete”
Aditya “yaar aakhir meri bhi koi jimmedari hain kaise main kisi bakri ko laakar ek bhediye ke side men baandh du”
Pratap “waise isko sabak sikhane wali koi bharti karwa le”
Aditya “koi milne de aisi ki jo isko milk no.6 yaad dila sake 1 minute men bharti kar lungaa”
Is baat par firse hansne lagte hain. Pratap waqt dekhta hain “oh shits yaar chal office ke liye late ho jayenge”
Aditya turant gadi ki chaabi uthata hain aur chalta hain. Pratap ko office drop karke kahta hain “taiyar rahna saath men lunch karne abhiman ke yahan jaayenge” itna kahkar wo kahin par chala jata hain.
Kuchh din baad aditya aur Pratap nashte ke table par baithe the. aditya aaj dekhta hain ki Pratap apne kaam se kaafi pareshaan ho chuka hain.
Aditya “subah ke 9 baj rahe aur tere muh par 12 kyun baje hain?” Pratap “kuchh nahin hain”
Aditya “dekh jhuth bolna buri baat hain aur mujhe jaise se jo teri rag
rag se wakif ho usse to bahut jyada dangerous”
Pratap apne sir ko haath lagakar kuchh der sochta hain aur aakhirkaar bol hi deta hain “are yaar tere ko kyaa bataau ye production targets, workers ke lafde aur naa jaane kya kya”
Aditya hante huye kahta hain “are company ka maalik main hun yaa tu?”
Pratap “haan sach baat hain malik mast ishq farmate rahte hain to kisina kisi ko to company ki fikar karni padegi naa?”
Aditya “chhod re sab kuchh thik ho jaayega”
Pratap “haan tu bas yahi suna main deepa hun naa jo teri baton par yakeen kar lunga”
Aditya ab zor zor se hansne lagta hain aur kahta hain “tere jagah koi
aur bharti kar le aur tu maje maar”
Pratap “ye sab itna aasan hain naa wo Buddha narayanan apne donon ka muh dekhega aur kahega ki aap donon mauj manaao main kaam karunga”
Aditya hansta rahta hain Pratap aage kahta hain “wo Buddha khud roj aakar dinbhar office baithta hain aur chahta hain ki hum bhi dinbhar kaam Karen”
Aditya “are wo to uski biwi se uski jamti nahin isliye wo dinbhar office
men baitha rahta hain”
Pratap “are wo to chhod designer ladkonko kuchh problem aayi nahin ki hamen yaad karta hain”
Aditya “wo bolta hain ladkonko ‘errr…. Ye kyaa laaya…… aditya sir ko dikhao, ye wahi dekhta hain’”
Pratap “aur koi acchi chhokri aaye office men”
Aditya “are bahar ki to de chhod pichhali baar ek customer aayi thi purchase officer thi”
Pratap “kya kiya thaa?”
Aditya “are office men hi jo dore daal raha thaa uspar ki mujhe hi sharam aa rahi thi. bahar smoke kar raha thaa to bahar hi maine usse baat karke deal pakki karwai par jaate waqt bol gaye ki ‘sambhaal ke raho apne partner ko”
Is baat par donon hansne lagte hain aur Pratap kahta hain “ab pata chala mujhe ki kyun tum office men koi ladki job par nahin rakhne dete”
Aditya “yaar aakhir meri bhi koi jimmedari hain kaise main kisi bakri ko laakar ek bhediye ke side men baandh du”
Pratap “waise isko sabak sikhane wali koi bharti karwa le”
Aditya “koi milne de aisi ki jo isko milk no.6 yaad dila sake 1 minute men bharti kar lungaa”
Is baat par firse hansne lagte hain. Pratap waqt dekhta hain “oh shits yaar chal office ke liye late ho jayenge”
Aditya turant gadi ki chaabi uthata hain aur chalta hain. Pratap ko office drop karke kahta hain “taiyar rahna saath men lunch karne abhiman ke yahan jaayenge” itna kahkar wo kahin par chala jata hain.