Romance Uff! Ye Mohabbat ! (completed)

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Update 2​

SPP college me har taraf ragging ka bhoot sawar tha, wo ladka jaise hi apne class ke paas pahucha tha gate par 3 seniors ek ladke se uthak baithak karwa rahe the us ladke ko jiski ragging ho rahi thi uspar daya aa gayi wo sudha jakar us ladke se bola

Ladka-ha chalo bas ho gaya ab uth

Tab un teen seniors me se ek bola

Senior- oye tu kaun hai be ?

Ladka-pappa tut era, bas ho gaya na uthak baithak kara ke ab bas..

Senior2- ye decide hum karenge tu nahi chal theek hai isko jane dete hai tu aa ja ab

Fir seniors ne pehle wale ladke ko jane diya

Ladka-ha bol ab kya karu

Senior- chal 20 pushups maar

Ladka-gajab, dil khush kar doiya bhai tune to isko bolte hai asli ragging, apne ko yahi pasand hai

Iske baad us ladke ne raparap 25 pushups mare aur fir hath jhatakte huye utha aur bola

Ladka-chalo ab tumhari bari

Uski baat sunkar wo teeno seniors hase

Senior3- crack hai kya ragging junior hi hoti hai senior ki nahi

Tab wo ladka bola

Ladka-par ab niyam badal gaya hai tumhe nahi pata kya? Ab naya niyam aisa hai ki junior ko jo tum karne lagaoge wo senior ko khud karte aana chahyie, ab maine 25 pushups mare ab tumhari bari

Senior-bahut masti chadhi hai kya BC ruk abhi sari garmi utarta h uteri

Itna bol k eek banda use marne ke liye aage badha par us ladke ne ghuma kar aisi jhapad mari ke wo wahi dher ho gaya jise dekh ke baki dono ki bhi halat kharab ho gayi fir wo ladka baki dono ki taraf palat ke bola

Ladka-aur koi try karega?

Un dono ne na me mundi hila di

Ladka-chalo seniors is tumhare dost ke pushups bhi tumko hi pure karne hai ab tumhare upar hai pushups maarne hai ya iske bagal me letna hai..

Naliaj tha un dono seniors ne jaise taise pushups complete kiye, wo pasine me tarbatar ho gaye the aur ab tak bahut se juniors waha jama ho chuke the aur unpar has rahe the tab wo ladka unhe samjhate huye bola

Ladka- jab tum pushups nahi maar sakte to juniors ko kyu karne lagate ho haramkhoro dobara dikhayi diye to pure college me se baarat nikalunga , niklo ab idhar se

Fir wo ladka class me gaya, pehle hi din wo sare juniors me famous ho gaya tha aur ek junior ne seniors ki bajayi hai ye khabar dekhte dekhte pure college me fail gayi aur is popularity ke sath use ek dost bhi mila, shubham.

Wo din waise hi beet gaya, agle din wo college me aaya to shubham use parking me hi mil gaya aur dono college me aa hi rahe the ke parking ke dusre side char ladke aur bathe huye the aur unme se ek ne us ladke ko awaj di

“hello..! ha ha tu hi.. idhar aa”

Wo dono un ladko ke paas pahuche.. shubham thoda ghabra raha tha

“hi, myself chetan, kal tune hi us senior ko mara tha kya?”

Us ladke ne bhi bindass jawab diya

Ladka- ha

Chetan-naam kya hai tera

Ladka- AK

Chetan-AK bole to?

AK- naam hai mera, bulane ke liye naam chahiye hota hai to itna kafi hai..

Uski baat sunkar chetan hasa

Chetan-interesting character hai tu..

Usne apna hath aage badhaya to AK ne bhi muskurakar chetan se hath milaya aur shubham thoda confuse hua, class me abhi time tha to wo dono canteen me jakar baithe aur tab shubham ne pucha

Shubham- AK ek baat bata, kal tune ragging lene waleseniors ko sabak sikhaya tha to aaj tu itna shant kaise?

AK- dekh shubham aisa hai kal ko ladke ragging le rahe the unka tarika bahut negative tha isiliye kal maine unka virodh kiya tha par aaj baat waisi nahi thi

Shubham- ragging to ragging hai usne kya positive kya negative

AK- simple si baat hai, ab tak yani graduation tak ke education me sab kuch ekdum saral hota hai gulabi gulabi ekdum par ab hum PG me nahi iske baad naukri to is ragging ko bahar ki duniya ke liye net practice samajhne ka

Shubham-to matlab AK tu ragging ko support karta hai?

AK- bilkul nahi, waisa hota kal kal mai jhagde na karta ragging ko mera virodh hai hi par kaisa hai na senior ko good morning bolna ya sir bola thodi respect dena yaha tak sab theek hai, ab kal ki baat dekh le unhone naam pucha theek hai kaha se aaya pucha theek hai par jab wo physical hone lage tab maine virodh kiya, ragging lene walo ki khud ki layki honi chahiye

Shubham ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha AK kya bol raha hai

Shubham- o bhai tu kya bol raha hai mujhe kuch nahi samajh raha, jara baat dimag me ghuse aisa bol, kal ke aur aaj ke ragging me kya fark tha maarna chhodke

AK-bahut jyada farak tha, pehle usne mujhe ache se awaj di dusra usne pehle apna naam bataya fir mera naam pucha, ye fark tha

Shubham-aur wo ragging lene walo ki layki wagaire

AK- chetan ke kapdo par se uske baithe se dhang se baat kart eke tarike se kahi se bhi nahi lagta tha ke wo tapori hai dusra uske gaadi par rakhi uski bag wo bhari lag rahi thi, jaha baki seniors sirf ek book lekar aate hai iske paas bag thi, uske sath khade logo ko dekh ke aisa kahi se nahi lagta tha ke wo hamari khilli udane ke liye khade hai, overall mujhe banda sahi laga to maine uske sare sawalo ke jawab diye aur dosti bhi ki

Shubham- mujhe laga that ere sirf hath chalte hai ab dekha kit era dimag bhi chalta hai

Itne me ek ladka unke paas aakar baitha aur bola

Ladka- AK bhai help kar na, wo senior bahut sata rahe hai yaar

AK- tereko mai koi don wagaire dikh raha hu kya? Ek dhyan me rakh wo ragging kar pa rahe hai kyuki tu unhe karne de raha hai, tu khud jawab de..

Ladka- maine jawab diya to marenge wo..

AK- to sidha jake principal ko complaint kar

Ladka- taki wo mera jina mushkil kar de

AK- dekh bhidu ya to kaho nahi to saho choice teri hai

Ladka- matlab tu madad nahi karega?

AK- pehle tu khud apne aap ki madad kar

Wo ladka utha aur dusre table par jakar baith gaya itne me do seniors aaye aur uske sar me tapli maar ke bole

Senoor- oye junior do chai bol ke aa

Tab wo ladke ne tadak se jawab diya

Ladka- junior hu tere baap ka naukar nahi hu

Ye sunte hi ek senior ne uski gardan pakad li

AK bhi baithe huye ye scene dekh raha tha par wo jagah se nahi hila ulta usne baithe jagah se ek siti bajayi aur ungliyo ke ishare se us ladke ko chhodne kaha, ek hi din me AK ka naam sare college ko pata chal gaya tha, un seniors ne us ladke ko chhoda aur waha se chale gaye

AK- Shabash launde bas itna dhyan me rakhio key u jitna darega ye utha darayenge tu darna band kar ye daranaband kar denge, aur kuch kal jyada hua to mai hu hi

Shubham- kamal hai teri bhi, kab kya karega koi bharosa nahi

Udhar kal principal ne sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ki achi khasi class lagayi thi aur warning bhi di thi ke dobara agar complaint aayi to wo teeno ko rusticate kar denge

Wo teeno canteen me aaye aur unhone wala AK ko jalti najro se dekha par AK ne unki taraf palat kar bhi nahi dekha, wo aaram ne baitha apni chai pita raha aur fir apne class ke liye chala gaya

AK ko dekhte hi sanjana ka para chadh gaya thaw o table par apne hath ka mukka maarte huye boli

Sanjana- ab bhale hi main college se rusticate ho jau par ise nahi chhodungi mai…..

Wah bhai....

Toh story ka hero AK hai...

 

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Update 3​

sanjana ka para chadh gaya tha wo table par apne hath ka mukka maarte huye boli

Sanjana- ab bhale hi main college se rusticate ho jau par ise nahi chhodungi mai

Jispar rahul use samjhate huye bola

Rahul- sanjana tum mat chinta karo mai dekhta hu isko, college me hum kuch nahi kar sakte, principal ko pata chala to kand hoga par koi tension nahi hai, college ke baahar to dekh sakta hu isko, hostel me to milega hi ye..

Jyoti- o bhai maramari mat kariyo tu

Rahul- kyu kya hua?

Sanjana- sahi bol rahi hai wo, usse jyada teri chinta hai hame, usdin usne tujhe machis ki tili ke jaise baju me kar diya tha to mara mari wale pange to lena hi mat, kya bola thaw o us din?

Waise dekha jaye to Rahul ko sanjana aur jyoti ki baat pasand nahi aayi thi par logically dono sahi bol rahi thi, AK ka koi bharosa nahi tha kya pata Rahul use maarne jaye aur wo Rahul ke hi hath pair tod ke wapis bhej de isiliye Rahul ne is waqt apni bhavnao par kabu kiya aur bola

Rahul- masti me bola thaw o ki use kabu karna hai to dimag ka use karo karke

Sanjana- correct!! Ab use laat mukke se nahi to dimag se harana chahiye, socho.. socho kaise maja chakhaya jaye use.. ?

Rahul- hame aisa kuch karna chahiye jisse hum kisi kin ajar me na aaye par wo jitni speed se famous hua hai utni hi speed se badnaam hona chahiye..

Rahul ki baat sabko jachi aur wo teeno soche lage, jyoti, Rahul aur sanjana teeno apna sar khujate baithe the par kisi ke paas koi idea nahi aa raha tha.. aur ye baat wo teeno jaante the ke AK ko maja chakhake ke liye unhe koi tagda idea chahiye kyuki wo bhi koi mamuli khiladi nahi tha aur ye baat usne pehli hi mulakat ke saaf kar di thi..

Jab kafi der tak kisi ko kuch nahi sujha to Rahul thoda frustrate hote huye bola

Rahul- sala dimag ka dahi kar diya ye AK ne, koi idea nahi aa raha hai, mast jake char peg lagane padenge ab tab shayad koi idea aaye

Par Rahul ki baat sunkar sanjana ko idea mil gaya tha, wo pat se boli

Sanjana-yess!! kya solid idea aaya hai

Par Rahul aur jyoti ko kuch samajh nahi aaya

Jyoti- kya idea hai hame bhi to bata..

Tab sanjana apne aap se khush hote huye boli

Sanjana- tum logo ko pata hai hathi ko shant kaise rakha jata hai… ?

Jyoti- ab hathi kaha se aa gaya beech me tu idea bata na behan

Tab sanjana ekdum kutil muskan ke sath boli

Sanjana- yahi to idea hai.. maine kahi padha tha ke hathi ko shant rakhne ke liye use daru pilayi jati hai fir hathi ke aaju baju bhale ki kitni hi gardi ho wo apni hi dhundh me rehta hai..

Sanjana kya kehna chah rahi thi ye Rahul samajh gaya tha

Rahul- matlab tera bolna hai ke AK ko daru pilayi jaye aur fir maja dekhi jaye

Sanjana- correct..!

Jyoti- wo sab to theek hai par billi ke gale me ghanti kaun bandhega.. matlab AK ko daru kaun pilayega ?

Sanjana- ye Rahul kaunse din kaam aayega..

Jyoti- par AK iske sath daru pine kyu jayega

Sanjana- arey pura plan to sun

Fir sanjana ne sabko plan samjhaya jo Rahul aur jyoti ko bhi sahi laga

Rahul- maan gaye SMP jitni tu dikhne me achi hai usse bhi badhiya dimag chalta hai tera, ab to wo AK gaya kaam se, kal kis muh se college aayega dekhenge, uskko bhi samajh aa jayega ki usne kisse panga liya hai..

Teeno ekdusre ko taali deke khush ho rahe the wahi AK in sab se be khabar apni hi duniya me mast tha..

Raat ke AK hostel me apne teen char dosto ke sath baate karte huye baitha tha tabhi waha Rahul aaya to use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola

AK- kya Rahul seth idhar kaise kya aa gaye aaj, meko maarne ke liye ladke wagaire leke aaya hai kya

Rahul bhi jhuthi muskan ke sath bola

Rahul- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai, aur shayad teko jhuth lage par asal me mai tujhse mafi mangne aaya hu

AK ne has ke shubham ki taraf dekha to wo pehle hi sawaliya najro Ak ki taraf dekh raha tha, Rahul ne fir se kaha

Rahul- arey sach me, mai akela hi aaya hu. Sorry yaar wo maine usdin ragging ki, tune jawab diya, hisab barabar ho gaya, ulta principal ne vaat lagayi wo alag

AK- oh! To principal ke kehne pe aaya hai tu mafi mangne

Rahul- nahi bilkul nahi, mai khud aaya hu aur jyoti aur sanjana ne bhi mafi mangi hai tumse..

AK- gajab! Par najane kyu mujhe yakin nahi ho raha hai

Rahul- par mai sach keh raha hu, hum aur kuch saal isi college me rehne wale hai to faltu ke jhagdo se kya matlab, tumpar mera jor nahi hai par hamari side se ye topic close hai aur tumse bhi request hai ke jo hua bhul jao, mai dosti ka hath badhane aaya hu

Itna bolke Rahul ne shake hand ke liye hath aage badhaya, AK ne ek baar apne dosto ko dekha jo na me ishara kar rahe the par AK ne muskura kar Rahul ne hath mila liya

AK- dosti ke liye to apun hamesha ready rehta hai, college me ye bate hoti hi hai, jyada tension nahi leta mai, aajse dosti shuru

Rahul bhi jhutha khush hote huye bola

Rahul- ye huyi na baatchalo to fir aaj apni dosti celebrate karte hai

Rahul ki baat sunkar AK ke alawa baki sab chinta me pad gaye aur Rahul ne apni bag me se daru ka ek pura khamba baahar nikala aura ankh maarte huye bola

Rahul- meko pata that u acha aadmi hai maaf kar dega isiliye mai tayari ke sath aaya hu..

AK- waise to iski jarurat nahi thi par daru ko na bolne pe paap lagta hai aur mai wo risk nahi le sakta

Rahul man hi man khush ho raha tha, uska plan success ho raha tha, jab sabke do do peg ho gaye tab Rahul ne agli chal kheli

Rahul- AK tere paas badhiya dimag hai bhai, kya paitra badla us din, hum principal ke samne sar patakte rahe par usne ek baat nahi suni hamari

AK- jane de na kyu gade murde ukhad raha hai, daru enjoy kar na

Rahul- dimag to tera gajab hai par pine me nahi hara sakta tu mujhe, lagata hai challenge?

AK- Rahul dekh faltu pange mat le..

Par Rahul kaha manne wala tha aur akhir AK bola

AK- chal dekhte hai tere me kitna dum hai, par teri layi daru bakwas hai ruk ek minute

Itna bol ke AK uth k eek room me gaya aur jab wapis aaya touske hath me ek Bacardi ka khamba tha

AK- ye apna brand hai apne ko harne me koi dikkat nahi hai par dekhe tere me kitna dum hai, waise bata hu is competition me aajtak nahi hara mai

Ab Rahul bhi full competition ke mood me tha

Rahul- hara to mai bhi nahi bol kya bet lagayega

AK- agar mai hara to akkhe college ke samne ghutne tek ke teri aur sanjana ki mafi mangunga aur tu hara to college end hone tak tu mere samne nahi baithega aur mujhe sir bulayega

Rahul man hi man khush ho raha tha, wo to waise bhi AK ko badnaam karne aaya tha aur ye khud hi sare college ke samne mafi mangne ko ready tha matlab uske liye ye baat thi ke muh kholaaur daru ki barish ho gayi

Waise Rahul bhi pine me ustad tha ek khamba to easily khatam kar deta thaw o wo haske bola

Rahul- paltega to nahi baadme

AK- apan palatne walo me se nahi hai, apni boli banduk ki goli jo bol diya so bol diya

Rahul man hi man AK ko mafi mangte huye imagine karne laga kyuki khamba to usne pehle bhi kayi baar khali kiya tha usne ek aur patta feka

Rahul- par isne aur maja aana chahiye, peg direct pineka, na pani na soda, direct shots

Ab AK thoda tension me aa gaya aur thoda darr uske chehre pe dikhne laga aur ye Rahul ke dhyan me aa gaya

Rahul- kya hua AK , jaban ladkhadane lagi kya? Ladhayi ke pehle hi haar manega kya?

AK- na ab piche nahi hatunga aur mafi mangne se mai chota thodi hone wala hu

Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha……..

Ye Sanjana aur Rahul kyu AK ke pichhe hath dho ke (naha dho ke) pade hai ?

 

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Update 4​

Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha wahi AK ke sabhi dost use samjha rahe the ke wo is shart ke chakker me na pade par AK kuch sunne ko tayar hi nahi tha

Rahul ne glass rakhe aur apni bag me se ek naya khamba nikala aur pehla peg banaya.. Wahi AK ne bhi apne Bacardi vodka ka peg banaya, Rahul ne glass uthaya aur bola

Rahul- dosti ke naam, Cheers

Aur ek jhatke me peg gatak liya, idhar AK ne bhi wahi kiya aur ek hi jhatkeme apne hath ka glass khali kar diya

Rahul- good! Ab aayega maja

Dono raparap peg bana rahe the aur pi rahe the.. dekhte dekhte aath peg khatam ho gaye… ab Rahul ko mushkil hone lagi thi wahi AK aaram se Bacardi vodka ko khatam kar raha tha par ab AK thoda thoda jhulne laga tha aur bolte huye bhi use mushkil ho rahi thi aur Rahul ne yahi apni aadhi ladayi jeet li thi…

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Agli subah Rahul ki aankhe logo ki hasne ki awaj se khuli uske kano me logo ki hasne ki awaje aa rahi thi lekin uska sar bahut bhari lag raha tha, daru ka hangover itna bhayankar tha ke use aankhe kholne me bhi mushkil ho rahi thi, overconfidence me raat ko usne kuch jyada hi pi li thi aur wo waise hi pada hua tha,

Dheere dheere logo ki awaje badhne lagi aur fir Rahul ko apne chehre par kuch thanda thanda mehsus hua usne jaise taise apni aankhe kholi to usne jo dekha usse wo shocked ho gaya, ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha.. usne jaise taise kutte ko bhagaya aur uthne ki koshish ki par uska sar ghum raha thaw o wapis se niche gir gaya aur waise hi pada raha

Kuch samay baad ek balti bhar paani Rahul ke upar gira jisse use thoda hosh aaya aur usne aankhe kholi aur jab aankhe khuli to usne dekha ke wo hostel ke baju ki kachra peti me pada tha aurcollege ke sare ladke ladkiya uski or dekh ke has rahe the aur kuch to mobile me uska video bana rahe the aur sanjana ke hath me paani ki bucket thi

Sanjana- abey paagal aadmim ab uthega ke municipality ke kachre ki gaadi me jayega ? idiot fool

Sanjana ko subah subah kisi ne whatscrap pe rahul ke kachra peti me pade hone ka video bheja tha

Sanjana subah subah uthne ke baad kafi khush thi kyuki use lag raha tha ke uska kaam ho gaya hai aur Rahul ne ladayi jeet li hogi kyuki usne raat ko AK ke sath daru pite huye use ek selfi bhi bheji thi par usne jaise hi wo video dekha uski khush ek pal ne gayab ho gayi

Jyoti aur sanjana ne jaise taise Rahul ko uthaya aur wahi paas me lag eek nal ke niche bithaya jisne baad Rahul ab hosh me tha, wo hostel ke uske classmate ke room me jake kapde badal aaya aur wo teeno waha se sanjana ki gadi pe baith ke nikal gaye aur ek hotel me jake baithe..

Sanjana ka para satve aasman ke bhi upar tha aur wo Rahul ke upar bhadki

Sanjana- gajab, jyoti tere ko akkal hai kya thodi, aise hi muh uthake khal hath chali aayi yu

Jyoti ko kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye mahamaya uspar gussa kyu hai par sanjana ka mood dekh ke usne chup rehna hi behtar samjha (dehshat ) aur sanjana gusse me bol rahi thi

Sanjana- sath me ek aarti ka thal lana chahiye tha tune, apne dost ne itna mahan kaam kiya hai aarti to utari jani chahiye uski..

Aur ab sanjana ne apna morcha Rahul ki taraf badhaya

Sanjana- shabash Rahul seth shabash, mauj kardi tune to waah.. arey tereko ko sharam hai thodi, bas badi badi baate aur pichwade pe khate laate kal kya bol raha tha tu ? daru me teko koi nahi hara sakta, fir kya hua ab? Aapka karnama to akkhe college me mashoor ho gaya hai ab..

Rahul chup chap gardan jhukaye sab sun raha tha, aur option bhi kyat ha bechare ke paas AK ne sari masti ho utar di thi par wo kuch bol hi nahi raha hai ye dekh ke sanjana aur bhi bhadak gayi

Sanjana- abey mai kya bol rahu hu samajh me aa raha hai kya ya abhi bhi masti nahi utri ? kal to bada bol raha tha aaj kya hua ? us AK ko sabak sikhane wala that u to dekh usne teri kya halat kar di, use daru me load karna tha par idiot usne tera hi game kar diya, apne ko jitni pachti hai utni hi pine ki samajh nahi hai kya tujhme..

Sanjana gusse me idhar udhar ghumkar bol rahi thi aur kafi samay tak koi kuch nahi bola fir jyoti dheere se boli

Jyoti- ab kya kare?

Sanjana- ab kar bhi kya sakte hai ab tak ko Rahul ka video pure college me viral ho gaya hoya

Ab ye sunke Rahul ekdum shock

Rahul- Kya…!! Mera video

Fir jyoti ne apne phone Rahul ke samne kiya aur Rahul ne dekha ki woe k kachre ki peti me pada hua tha aur ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha, wo video dekh ke Rahul gusse se tantanane laga

Rahul- mai us AK ki jaan le lunga

Fir sanjana use baithate huye boli

Sanjana- o hero, us AK ko baadme dekhna pehle ye soch ki galti se bhi ye video tere gharwalo ke paas chala gaya to kya hoga

Rahul- abey yaar, mere baap me ye video dekh liya to maar maar ke ghar se nikalega be, mai chhodunga nahi us harami ko complaint hi karta hu uski..

Sanjana- pagal hai kya be.. aur kya complaint karega ? usne tujhe hostel me bulake daru pilayi aur kachre me feka.. abey agar aisa kiya to use to kuch nahi hoga ulta apan log hi fasenge usne apne ko apne hi jaal me fasaya hai

Jyoti- ha principal ne pehle hi warning di hai aur tu gaya tha uske hostel me ye uske room mate bata denge aur AK ko kuch nahi hoga hum rusticate ho jayenge

Rahul- jhaak mari aur us AK se bhida mai us harami ka to kuch nahi bigda ulta akkhe college me meri badnami ho gayi alag, ab to BC kasam hai mujhe daruko hath nahi lagaunga

Fir sanjana kuch soch ke boli

Sanjana- ab yahi acha hai k eek haft eke liye college se gayab hua jaye nahi to college wale jina mushkil kar denge…

Ab us raat hua kya wo suno..

Daru ko shart chal rahi thi aur 15 peg ke baad Rahul apni khurchi par se gir gaya, shubham use uthane ki koshish kar raha tha par Rahul hil bhi nahi raha tha aur use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola

AK- bhai log ye kachra apne ko apne room me chahiye hi nahi, dost ban ke pith me khanjar bhokne aaya tha madarjaat ab to isko iski jagah dikhani hi padegi

Shubham- iski aisi halat karni chahiye ke dobara apne se bhidne ki soche bhi na, bol AK kya kara jaye iska

Aur yaha kamal ki baat ye thi ke itni pine ke baad bhi AK hosh me tha, wo shanti se bola

AK- maarke koi fayda nahi hai char din me bhul jayega, aisa karte hai ki iske ego ko thes pahuchate hai jo ye jindagi bhar nahi bhulega

Shubham- O bhai kuch samjhe aisa bol

AK- simple hai isko bahar karne kachre ked abbe me fek dete hai

Shubham- video banau kya?

AK- na uski jarurat nahi hai, iske dost bhi to hai hostel me wo bana lenge aur use bhi bhej denge jo parde ke piche se operate kar rahi hai

Shubham- matlab?

AK- matlab ye to pyada hai re asal khiladi to koi aur hai

Shubham- kaun

AK- kaun kya ye bhoot ki dost chudail

AK ki baat pe sab hasne lage fir unhone Rahul ko utha ke kachre me feka aur wapis aane ke baad shubham AK se bola

Shubham- AK maan gaye teko, kya stamina hai BC itna pi ke bhi hosh me

AK- usme kya hai aise do khambe apun aaram se pi sakta hai mera chhod ye to tub hi pi lega

Shubham- na bhai, mai itni daru nahi pi sakta

AK- arey sach me tu try to kar ek baar fir boliyo

AK ke bolne me shubham ne botal uthayi aur muh ko lagayi to use 440 volt ka jhatka laga

Shubham- kya harami aadmi haibe tu AK, bsdk ye to pani hai

AK- ab vodka pani jaisi dikhti hai isme meri galti thodi hai

Shubham- aur us Rahul ko lag raha tha kit u vodka pi raha hai par tu pani pi raha tha aur nautanki to aisi kar raha tha jaise sach me talli ho

AK- abe jab usne daru nikali tabhi mai samajh gaya tha ye kuch to gadbad hai iska sorry aur dosti bas dhoka hai aur jab usne shart ki baat ki tab to confirm ho gaya ki ye trap hai aur maine ander jake botal me pani bhar laya aur use dhyan me na aaye isiliye ghabrane ki acting kar raha tha

Shubham- gajab! Maan gaye tere dimag ko….

Kya sahi presence of mind hai...

Daaru ki bottle me pani !!

 

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Update 5​

Is din ke baad sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ek hafta college me dikhe hi nahi, college me kya college ke aas paas bhi nahi dikhe, ab beijatti hi itni bhari wali huyi thi to koi kya kare, ek hafte baad ye tikdi fir se ikattha huyi, AK ke liye gussa ab aur bhi badh gaya tha aur tabhi rahul bola

Rahul- AK AK AK, dimag badheer kar diya hai ye AK ne, hamari planning hum pe hi ulti kar di aura b muh chipana pad raha

Sanjana- gussa to mujhe bhi bahut aa raha hai ye ek hafta kaise nikala mai hi janti hu par kare to kare kya? Waise kuch bhi ho jaye mai use chhodne wali nahi

Fir thodi der wapis se shanti chha gayi aur sanjana fir kuch soch ke boli

Sanjana- meko lagta hai ab is AK se badla lene ka aakhri rasta ek hi hai..

Sanjana ne jaise hi ye baat boli jyoti aur Rahul ko ek jhatka laga aur Rahul sanjana ko samjhate huye bola

Rahul- nahi sanjana ye theek nahi rahega, ye sab apne tak hi theek hai baat yahi khatam karna hi theek hoga ise badhane se ab koi fayda nahi hai

Par Rahul ki baat se sanjana aur bhadak gayi

Sanjana- baat khatam ? aur ye tu bol raha hai Rahul ? bhul gaya kya us halkat ne tujhe kachre me feka that u bhale hi use chhod de par mai nahi chhodne wali use bhi to pata chale ki usne sanjana mohite-patil se panga liya hai

Jyoti- to kya ab tu ye baat apne papa ko batane wali hai kya

Sanjana- ha, ab to ye baat papa tak jayegi aur mai hi unhe bataung, wo police hai au raise logo ko sidha karna ache se aata hai unhe ye to mano unke baye hath ka khel hai

Rahul- arey par jab wo puchenge ki usne kya kiya hai tab ?

Sanjana- puri baat kaun batane wala hai unhe

Itna bol ke sanjana ne apne papa sangram mohite-patil ko call lagaya jo ki usi area ke inspector the..

Sanjana- hello papa, wo mujhe aapki ek help chahiye

Sangram - ha bol na beta

Sanjana- papa mere college me ek ladka hai AK naam ka wo mujhe pareshan kar raha hai..

Bas itna sunte hi sangram patil ka para chadh gaya

Sangram- kaun hai wo, din bhar lage ab uske, tu chinta mat kar aaj hi pakadta hu usko aur sidha karta hu, kal pair pakad ke mafi mangega wo teri..

Sanjana- ok papa, mai uska photo send karti hu aapko

Sangram- jaldi bhej aur bilkulchinta nahi karna tera baap hai yaha pe wo sab dekh lega…

Sanjana ne ek ladke se AK na number liya tha usi se usne uska WA dp copy kiya aur apne papa ko bhej diya aur fir khush hote huye boli..

Sanjana- AK ab to tu gaya, bahut ghamand hai na tujhe ab dekhti hu mere papa ke samne kitni der tikta hai tu..

Tab jyoti use samjhate huye boli

Jyoti- sanjana ye jyada ho raha hai ab, aur usne humne kya kya kiya hai ye tere papa ko bata diya to ?

Sanjana- mai mere papa ko ache se jaanti hu mere bare me koi kuch bhi bole wo kuch nahi sunenge don’t worry ab bas tum maja dekho AK ki..

Yaha AK aur shubham road par chalte huye college ki taraf ja rahe the tabhi ek police ki gaadi unke paas aakar ruki aur ek hawaldar ne kadak awaj me pucha

Hawaldar- ye, tu AK hai kya ?

AK thoda chauka

AK- ha sir mai hi hu..

Hawaldar- chal police station sahab ne bulaya hai tujhe..

AK- par maine kiya kya hai sir..

Hawaldar- kuch nahi bas tere ander jyada masti bhari huyi hai usi ko nikal na hai

AK- sir aapko galat fehmi ho rahi hai maine kuch nahi kiya hai

Hawaldar- oye harishchandra ab side chalega ke ghasitke leke jau

Ab AK thoda sambhla aur bola

AK_ ghasitke lene jane ko mai aparadhi hu kya ya koi gunda, maine kya kiya hai wo batao pehle fir mai khud chalunga tumhare sath..

AK ki baat sunkar hawaldar garam ho gaya

Hawaldar- borkar utha isko aur daal gaadi me, deta hu teko jawab abhi, bahut bada aadmi hai na tu

Tabhi AK ne apni jeb se ek card nikala aur shubham ko diya

AK- inko call karke ye sab bata de

Tab tak hawaldar ne AK ko pakdaaur gadi me daal diya aur AK ko leke police station pahuche, waha hawaldar ne AK ka hath pakad ke use khichte huye ander laya aur ek kadak salute mar ke bola

Hawaldar- sahab yahi hai wo mawali, bahut bolta hai bahut masti hai isme..

Sangram- theek hai jao tum ab

Wahi AK ne jab inspector ki chati par lagi name plate dekhi tabhi wo ye sab majra samajh gaya tha aur wo thoda normal hua aur wahi sangram apna police wala raub dikhate huye bola

Sangram- AK tera hi naam hai na

AK- ha

Sangrm- to college me padhne aaya hai ya ye sab karne

AK- maine kiya kya hai sir wo to bataiye pehle

Sangram- sanjana meri beti hai aur ab dobara tune uski taraf aankh uthakar bhi dekha to jindagi bhar jail me sadaunga tujhe

AK- maine kuch nahi kiya..

Par inspector sahab ka gussa badh raha tha aur unhone ek joprdar jhapad AK ke gaal pe lagayi aur bole

Sangram- teri itni himmat ke mere samne khada hoke aise jawab dega, borkar ander daal isko bahut masti hai isme aur iske jaise mawali ko sidha karna aata hai mujhe

Borkar jaldi se bhag ke aaya aur uske AK ko lejakar lockup me band kar diya

Abhi insab ko kuch 1 ghanta hi bita hoga k eek gadi dandanati huyi police station me aake ruki aur usme se ek raubdar aadmi utra, wo koi aam insab nahi tha uska naam sare jile me famous tha waha maujud kuch police walo ne bhi us insan ka abhivadan kiya par wo aadmi sidha dandanate huye inspector sangram ke office me ghusa, use dekhte hi inspector bhi uth kar khada hua aur unka swagat karte huye bola

Sangram- arey narayanrao ji aap, aaj yaha kaise aa gaye? Aaiye baithiye…

Tab narayanrao rane khurchi par baithte huye bole

Narayanrao- maaf karna inspector aapko takleef deni hai thodi

Sangram- arey aap aur takleef, ye kya baat kar di aapne aapke jaise ache aur nekdil insan ke kaam aana to hamare liye khushi ki baat hai, boliye

Narayanrao- mujhe ghuma fira ke baat karne ki adat nahi hai inspector, mere bete ko ander kyu dala hai ye pata chal jata to acha hota..

Sangram- aapka beta ??

Narayanrao- Avinash Kanitkar

Sangram- oh AK

Narayanrao- usne agar galti ki hai to saja use milni hi chahiye, mai aapke beech me nahi aaunga par pata to chale usne kiya kya hai ?

Sangram- ladki ki ched chad ka mamla hai sir

Narayanrao- kuch galatfehmi huyi hai inspector, maine avinash kobachpan se dekha hai, wo shararti hai dangekhor hai par itna mai jaanta hu ke wo ladki ko kabhi nahi chedega, ha woe k baar ko char ladko ko maar sakta hai par ladkiyo ke mamle me bilkul nahi..

Sangram- hmare paas complaint hai sir

Narayanrao thoda muskuraye

Narayanrao- aur complaint aapki beti ne hi ki hai ?

Ispar inspector ne koi jawab nahi diya

Narayanrao- inspector chahe to mai mafi mangta hu aapse abhi maaf kar dijiye

Ab sangram patil soch me pad gaye, narayanrao rane jile ke jane man vyakti the aur unki pahuch bhi kafi jyada thi to akhir wo bole

Sangram- borkar chhod ko us AK ko

Borkar bhi jakar AK ko le aaya aur jab narayanrao ne dekha ki Avi ko mara gaya hai wo chidh gaye

Narayanrao- inspector manya hai aap ek baap hai par sath me ek adhikari bhi hai ye dhyan me rakhna, dhanyawaad..

Par narayanrao ki baat inspector ko jami nahi wo AK ki taraf gusse se dekhte huye bola

Sangram- aaj chhd raha hu dobara complaint aayi to kisi ki nahi sununga

Narayanrao bhi samajh gaye the ki wo kya kehna chah raha hai

Narayanrao- bilkul galti ki saja milni hi chahiye par agli baar dono baju ki chanbeen karoge aisi umeed hai

Ab un dono meshabdik ladayi shuru ho gayi thi

Sangram- wo to karunga hi aur doshi ko ek baap aur adhikari dono saja denge

Narayanrao muskuraye aur bole

Narayanrao- agar aisi naubat aayi to saja dene me sabse aage mai rahunga par agar bagair matlab ke kuch hua to wo bhi sehan nahi kiya jayega.. aura b lagta hai ye baat yahi khatam honi chahiye aur mujhe ye batane ki jarurat nahi padni chahiye ki hum kaun hai aur aap kaun, dhanyawaad.

Narayanrao ki awaj me raub thaw o avio ko sath lekar baahar aaye aur bahar aate hi avi unke pair chune niche jhuka to unhone use lage laga liya

Narayanrao- shubham ne phone par sab bataya tha chal tujhe hostel chhod du….

Arey Adirshi Bhai, ye kya gazab kar dala !!

Ye AK toh Kammo ka silent premi aur Ani ka bhai Avi nikla !!!

Aapne pichhli story ko hi continue kar dala hai !!!! Hateli Love Story ke bad ab Uff Ye Mohabbat !!!!!!!!!

Aur Sanjana ke dad Police me hai...

 

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Update 6​

Narayanrao avi ko wapis hostel chhod ke apne gaon ke liye nikal gaye, Avi jab wapis hostel me dakhil hua to uske dost use dekh ke ekdum khush ho gaye usne me shubham sabse jyada khush tha, usne ko avi ko gale laga liya

Shubham- kya hua tha AK ? achanak ye sab ? kya matter hua tha ? aur aisa kyat ha wo police ko aana pada ?

Shubham ki baat sunkar avi muskuraya aur bola

Avi- bhai aaram se puch sare sawal eksath karega kya, waise naya kuch nahi hai ye purana hi matter hai

Shubham-purana boleto ?

Avi- arey wo sanjana ka baap inspector hai apne area ka usi ka failaya ka chudap hai ye aur kuch nahi..

Avi ki baat se shubham chidh gaya

Shubham- to usko sidha batane ka tha ne ke jake apni beti se puch

Avi- kya shubhya tub hi yaar, abe har baap ko lagta hai ki uski beti bahut sajjan aur samajhdar hai, mai kuch bhi batata to usko mujhpar yakin hi nahi hota

Shubham- matlab tu kuch nahi bola

Avi- nope, aur waise bhi bol ke fayda nahi thaw o aadmi jab khud is baat ke bare me dhyan se sochega tab wo apne aap samajh jayega aur waise bhi dusro ke bolne se koi fayda nahi hota hai jab khud ke pichwade aag lagti hai na jalan ka ehsas tabhi hota hai

Shubham- wo sab kuch nahi apan kal pehle jake principal koi ski complaint karenge

Avi- shubham ti faltu me hyper ho raha mere bhai, meko ek baat bata, unhone apne sath job hi kiya usse apne ko kya hua ? kuch nahi ulta har baar unki chaal unpar hi palat gayi bas jyada load nahi lene ka bhidu

Shubham- par AK teko ab jyada sambhalke rehna hoga

Avi- dekh bhai apan kisi ka bura nahi karte to apne ko chinta karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hai aur unko abhi tak samajh nahi aaya hai ke unka pala kisse pada hai, so chill

Shubham- par ab kuch bhi ho us tikdi ko chhodna hai hai, bahut ho gaya inka, tu bata kya karna hai ab ?

Avi- kuch nahi

Avi ne bed par pair pasarte huye kaha

Shubham- matlab

Avi- matlab apne ko kuch nahi karna hai

Shubham- matlab unko aise hi chhod de

Avi- maine aisa kab bola ki chhod denge, ab kuch aisa karenge ki wo aage kuch kar ho na paye

Shubham- oye bhai kabhi to kuch samjhe aisa bol, mana tere paas humse jyada dimag hai par kabhi kabhi hamare dimag ke level ki baat kar liya kar

Avi- abhi batake nahi samjhega re teko kal practical dekhiyo tu aura b mere ko sone de shanti se

Shubham- ha ye sahi hai, dusro ki neend uda ke aaram se so jao

Shubham bhi ab ye baat jaanta tha ke kuch ho jaye Avi abhi kuch nahi batane wala par use itna yakin tha ke wo kuch na kuch karega jaroor aur wahi sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ko bhi yahi lag raha tha..

Agle din sanjana jyoti aur Rahul college pahuche to kisi ne unhe piche se awaj diya

“ye KP”

Teeno ne palat ke dekha par kisi ko samajh nahi aaya ke kaun kise awaj de raha hai, ignore karke thoda aage badhe ki the kea age chetan apne dosto ke sath baitha tha aur usne sidha Rahul ki taraf ishara karne awaj di

Chetan- ye KP

Rahul ne ishare se pucha ke use bulaya ja raha hai kya aur fir wo teeno chetan ke paas pahuche

Rahul- chetan, tere ko mera naam malum nahi hai kya ? aur yr KP kya hai be ?

Rahul ki baat se chetan aur uske dost hasne lage aur chetan Rahul ki khilli udate huye bola

Chetan- tere ko nahi pata kya KP kya hai

Tab Rahul ne chidh kar kaha

Rahul- malum hota to teko puchta kya, tune is naam se awaj di hai teko pata hoga ye to

Chetan- teko nahi pata ??? ha sahi hai na pata bhi kaise hoga tu hosh me kaha tha itni pita kyu hai be ke kachra peti me jake sona pade isiliye kachra peti ka short form KP

Rahul gusse me chetan ko maarne ke liye aage badha par baki ke logo ne rok liya use aur Rahul galiya dete huye bola.

Rahul- bsdk madarjaat tu kaun be meko puchne wala ? lawde meri marji mai jo chahe karunga..

Chetan- sun KP main college ka GS hu samjha na landur, aur teko bahut masti chadhi hai kya re warning milne ke baad bhi wo AK ke piche pada tha, kachre me pahuch ke bhi akkal nahi aayi teko

Itne me waha se avinash aur shubham ja rahe the ko chetan me unko awaj deke apne paas bulaya aura b waha avi ko dekh ke Rahul aur bhi khawal gaya aur sidha uski taraf badha wahi avi pehle hi satark tha usne ek jhatke me Rahul ka hath pakad ke mod diya aur pith ke piche kiya, jisse Rahul ka hath dukhne laga wahi avi uske sar me tapli maarte huye bola

Avi- kya be landur, abe tu aadmi hai ke pajama sala itni baar muh ki khan eke baad bhi meri chhedi jar aha, bahut ho gaya ab tumhara natak..

Fir avi sanjana ki taraf muda

Avi- aur tu kya naam hai tera..?

Fir sanjana ke kuch bolne se pehle hi use jhidkarte huye bola

Avi- tu koi bhi ho mereko ghanta fark nahi padta, tumko teen chance de diye ab dekho mai kya karta hu, aur jab mai kuch karta hu na to saamne wale ko sidha ghune tekne pe majboor kar deta hu, be ready..

Itna bol ke avi ke Rahul ko apni taraf ghumaya aur sanjana ki taraf dekhte huye use ek sansanit thappad jad diya aur bola

Avi- kyu be shart bhul gaya kya us din ki ?

Rahul- nahi

Avi- dobara boliyo jara..

Rahul- yaad hai SIR

Avi- aur hamesha dhyan me hi rakhiyo, aur ladkiyo ke chakker me apni ijjat ki aisi taisi karana band kar be, soch mai jab bagair planning ke tujhe kachre me pahucha sakta hu to puri planning ke sath samne se vaar karu to teri kya halat hogi, ye ladkiya hai har baar bach jayengi aur har baar teri vaat lagegi, chal nikal ab KP

Chetan- aur ek baat aur sunte jao teeno, dobara agar AK ke chedi gaye to mai khud tumhari complaint registar karunga and I will make sure to get you guys rusticate..

Ab itni der se chup sanjana boli

Sanjana- chetan college kyat ere baap ka hai kya ?

Chetan- tere bhi baap na nahi hai samjhi na aur jaban sambhalke warna is college me papa ki pari kya kya karti ka iska lekha jokha sidha sangram patil tak pahuchega samjhi..

Sanjana ke liye ye expected nahi tha par chetan ye kar sakta th ye wo janti thi isiliye chup rahi itne me koi chillaya

“abe chala satko yaha ke principal aa raha hai”

Bas itna sunte hiwaha jama gardi apne apne raste nikal gayi,

Uske baad kuch din ekdum shanti me beete par us din me Rahul ka naya namkaran ho chuka tha aur sab use ab KP hi bolte the

Wahi shubham ne ek din avi se pucha

Shubham- meko pata hai tu kuch na kuch karega par kab..?

Avi- aa tere ko aaj detail me samjhata hu.. dekh bhai aisa hai kea b tak unhone teen koshishe ki par teeno baar unka plan backfire kiya par unhe ye pata hai ki mai kuch na kuch karunga aur aur wo yahi soch rahe honge ki mai kar sakta hu aur isi chakker me wo koi nayi kurafat nahi karenge, ye ek fayda hai, tune notice kiya kya wo teeno aajkal thode ghabraye dikhte hai, mai kya karne wala hu ye sochna hi unki saja hai unko tension lene de apan apna enjoy karte rehne ka.. Always remember if you are not able to solve a problem them to do the thing which is not expected..

Shubham sunn hoke avi ki baat sun raha tha

Shubham- kya rakshas aadmi hai be ? matlab tu bagair kuch kare unhe satane wala hai ?

Avi- aur nahi to kya, kayi baar samne wala hum jaisa sochte hai waisa nahi karta hai ye bhavna bhi takleef de jati hai, ab jo gud se mar sakta hai use jehar kyu diya jaye unka ahankar hi unka chain chinega so just chill and watch them sufering …

Aur ye Rahul ki izzat ka pura kachra kar dala KP bana ke...

 

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Update 7​

Agle kuch din college me ekdum shanti me beete, koi hungama nahi koi nayi planning nahi kuch nahi. Ab avi ne tikdi ke man me dehshat hi itni bhar di thi ke unhone koi plan na karna hi behtar samjha aur fir ek din police ki gadi college ke campus me aakar ruki..

Aqise achanak police ki gaadi campus me aane se sare students ghabra gaye the aur police ki taraf dekh rahe the tabhi police ki gaadi me se inspector mohite-patil utre aur sidha principal ke office ki taraf chale gaye

Avi aur shubham bhi waha baithe the aur apne adde pe baithe baithe saamne ka scene dekh rahe the, police ko dekhte hi shubham ghabra ke bola

Shubham- AK nikal le bhai ye sanjana ka baap wapis aa gaya hai

Wahi avi shant tha

Avi- ye chup be.. faltu me darta hu hai.. tune kuch galat kiya hai kya jo darr raha hai ?

Shubham- pichli baar tune kuch galat kiya tha kya firbhi teko pakda tha na in logo ne ?

Avi- to mera kuch ukhad paye kya?

Shubham- AK tune kabhi kisi chiz ka tension liya hai kya life me

Avi- liya hai na bhai, mai world cup ke matches ko bahut seriously leta hu full tension rehta hai apne ko iske alawa jab bhi ind-pak ka match ho full tension..

Itna bol ke avi hasne laga

Shubham- dhanya hai bhai tu, ye halat me bhi hasi aa rahi teko ?

Avi- ye gaadi agar college ke gate ke bahar hoti na to tension wali baat thi gate ke ander koi tension nahi hai

Shubham- arey par inspector to inspector hi hua na fir wo gate ke bahar ho ya ander usse kya farak padta hai

Avi- kya hoga BC tumlog ka abe kabhi kabhi whatscrap aur fuckbook se bahar nikal ke dusra kuch padh liya karo xforum par stories hi padh liya karo lawda knowledge badhega tumlog ka

Shubham- mere ko laga hi that u baba gyanchod gyan pelega ab to raah kiski hai bahao apne gyan ki ganga

Avi- mast naam bataya yahi naam se XF ki id banaunag ab BABA GYANCHO

( bsdk dikh mat jaiye idhar laal kar dunga , avi- ja be story likh aage ki )

Shubham- ab jo batane wala tha batayega ki daat hi dikhayega

Avi- dekh uska kya hai na apne constitution ne headmaster aur principal ko bahut se adhikar diye huye hai usme se maje ki baat batau, principal ki permission ke bagair police to kya army bhi college ke campus me pair nahi rakh sakti aur inspector ke ye kanun jarur pata hoga aur unhone yaha kuch kiya aur principal ne unki complaint ki to unki naukri bhi ja sakti hai so my dear friend chill apne ko koi kuch nahi kar sakta

Avi ki baat sun ke shubham awak hoke usko dekh raha tha

Shubham- AK maharaj aapke pair kaha hai prabhu ? yaha agar mitti na hoti to let jata mai aapke charno me BC dus dimag wale ravan

Avi- chal be nautanki sala

Shubham- tu itna shan kaise reh leta hai bhai

Avi- agar tension lene se problem solve ho rahe hai to bindass tension lene ka aur agar aisa nahi hai to faltu merocket banke apne ki pichwade me aag kyu lagani

Shubham- wo sab to theek hai re par tension to aata hi hai na

Avi- tarak mehta ka ulta chashma dekhta hai kyat u ?

Shubham- dekhta tha ek time pe, kyu ?

Avi- apun uske title song se inspired hai me, problem sabke sath hai bas najariye ki baat hai, kaisa hai shubham problem ki taraf thoda alag angel se dekhne ka fir tension aata hi nahi hai, ab yahi example lele, tune dekha ki inspector aaya matlab ab apne ko matlab meko maar padegi par ek angal aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki wo ye dekhne aaya ho ki sach kya hai aur maja to tab aayega jab use pata chalega ki uski papa ki pari college me kya gul khila rahi hai aur uske baad apni nahi us tikdi ki kaise vaat lagti hai wo dekh

Shubham- teri baat me dum hai boss

Itne me unko sanjana Rahul aur jyoti bhagte huyeprincipal office ki taraf jate dikhe

Shubham- lagta hai vaat lag gayi inki

Itne me avi ka phone baja usne phone utha ke ha sir abhi aaya bola aur phone cut

Shubham- ab kya hua ?

Avi- kuch nahi meko bhi bulaya hai, tu load mat le abhi aaya mai

Avi jab principal ke office me pahucha to wo sanjana par gussa ho rahe the

Principal- ek to tumlog naye ladke ki ragging lete ho upar se aaj tumhari wajah se mere college me police aayi ( principal bhadke huye the fir wo avi ko dekh ke bole) tu abhi ke abhi mujhe in teeno ke bare me written complaint de main abhi teeno ko rusticate karta hu

Par avi ne shanti se kaha

Avi- sir faltu me inki life barbad ho jayegi jane dijiye meri koi complaint nahi hai, thodi masti inhone ki thodi maine jane dijiye maaf kar dijiye itni badi saja mat dijiye

Avi ki baat sunkar sanjana Rahul aur jyoti ne rahat ki saas li par principal aur chidh gaya

Principal- listen avinash aaj tumne complaint nahi ki aur dobara aisa kuch hua to main in teeno ke sath tumko bhi rusticate kar dunga

Avi shanti se khada tha, inspector Rahul jyoti sanjana aur principal sab use dekh rahe the ki wo kya bolega aur akhir avi bola

Avi- theek hai sir jaisa aapko sahi lage par abhi ke liye maaf kar dijiye inko

Fir principal ne avi ko jane ko kaha aur un teeno ko bhi warning deke chhod diya

Principal ke office se bahar aate hi inspector ne rahul ka hath pakda aur bole

Sangram- kya re teko jyada masti chadhi hai lag raha hai au tere sath meri beti bigad rahi haiwo alag dobara agar iske aaspaas bhi dikha to ander karke itna marunga ki ragging chhod college me aane ke kabil bhi nahi rahega, chal fut

Itna bol ke usko ek chapat maar di aur sanjana ki taraf gusse dekhte huye bole

Sangram- tujhse ghar pe baat hogi

Inspector bahar aakar apni gadi me baithe tabhi unhe avi dikha unhone avi ko apne paas bulaya aur hath milate huye bole

Sangram- thank you aur narayanrao ko meri taraf se sorry kehna

Itna bolke wo chale gaye idhar jyoti sanjana aur Rahul canteen me aaye Rahul full gusse me tha aur jab sanjana ne use sorry bola to wo aur bhi bhadak gaya

Rahul- khadde me gaya tera sorry itna hi bura lag raha hai to tab apne baap ke samne kyu nahi boli ki uska gangadhar hi asli shaktimaan hai (mast joke mara re ) sala jhak mari aur tere se dosti kari, meri halat to sala mandir ke ghante jaisi ho gayi hai, jo koi bhi aa raha hai meko baja ke ja raha hai, AK kam tha jo chetan bhi usse mil gaya aur sone pe suhaga tera baap, jo aa raha hai meri hi maar raha hai ab to log mera naam tak bhul gaye sale sidha KP bolte hai

Sanjana use samjhate huye boli

Sanjana- aisa nahi hai Rahul meri baat suno….

Rahul- o madam o, merko maaf karo chahe to ek laga lo par sanjhao mat, ek baar ko main wo AK ki baat sun lunga par teri nahi, tere chakker me gir ke akkhe college ke samne khud ko joker bana liya hai maine, jab bahut ho gaya ab aur jate jate ek nasihat deta hu, wo AK dimag chalane me apna baap hai uske chedi mat jana aur isse aage merse to milna hi mat, aaj tere baap ko pata chala hai kal mere baap ko pata chalega to wo ghar se nikal dega meko aur fir signal pe khade rehke bhikh mange ki naubat aa jayegi isiliye ek ehsan karna mere pe dobana milna mat mero

Itna bolke Rahul waha se chala gaya

(bichara bahut bura hua uske sath par vidhi ke vidhan ko kaun badal saka hai )

Sanjana ko bhi Rahul ke is tarah jane ka bura laga par usse jyada use is baat ka darr tha ke ab uske sath ghar par kya hoga…..

Avi ne sabko rusticate hone se bacha liya...

 

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Update 8​

Sanjana college se apne ghar pahuchi aur jaldi jaldi fresh hokar apne room me ja baithi, waise to uske papa kabhi uspar gussa nahi karte the normally par ek baar chidh gaye ki fir unhe koi nahi rok sakta tha aur isi baat ko sochte huye sanjana ko tension aa raha tha aur uska dil joro se dhadak raha tha aur itne me uske pitaji inspector sangram ghar par aa gaye

Ghar aate hi sangram ne sanjana ko awaj di.. unki awaj sunkar sanjana ki maa bhi hall me aa gayi aur fir sanjana darte darte thartharate huye hall me aayi aur mundi jhukar khadi ho gayi

Sandhya( sanjana’s mom)- kyu ji kya hua? Aate aate hi kyu chilla rahe ho ? ab kya baat ho gayi..

Par sangram ne apni patni ki taraf dhyan nahi diya aur sanjana par bhadke

Sangram- sharam nahi aayi aisi harkat karte huye ? college me padhne jati ho ya ye sab dhande karne jati ho ?

Sanjana darr ke mare kamp rahi thi wo kuch nahi boli

Sangram- sanju main tumse baat kar raha hi, kya hai ye sab…

Sanjana ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ke ab kya bole par kuch bolna tha isiliye wo boli

Sanjana- papa mai nahi wo Rahul….

Sangram- achaa.. aisa hai kya.. aur tum to chhoti bacchi ho na ache bura kaha samajhta hai tumko hai na ? tu uske piche piche chalu gayi, tere baap policfe inspector hai ye baat dhyan me rakhna mujhe do minute bhi nahi lagenge sach bahar nikalne me samajh aaya..

Sanjana- sorry papa..

Sangram- sorry ? dimag diya hai na uparwale ne kabhi istamal kiya hia kya uska ? tumko pata hai na ragging kayde se gunah hai ek to tumne us ladke ko sataya aur upar se usne tumhe chheda hai aisa bolke mujhe bhi fasane ki koshish ki, tumhari wajah se maine nayaranrao rahe jaise bhale aadmi se ache se baat bhi nahi ki…

Sanjana- mujhse galti ho gayi papa, maaf kar dijiye please..

Sangram- mujhse mafi mat mango us ladko se mango jakar jisne itna sab hone ke baad bhi tumhe bachaya hai aur ek baat kaan khol ke sun lo dobara agar tumhari aisi koi harkat ki khabar mujhtak aayi to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga aur agar tumko college se rusticate kiya gaya to yaad rakhna main chahe road ke bhikari ko pakadkar teri shadi karwa dunga wo bhi ek mahine ke ander

( kya kya dhamki diyele hai uncle tum 70’s ke tame ki dhamki hai ye aise banoge gunda )

Tab sanjana ki maa beech me aate huye boli

Sandhya- kuch bhi kya abhadra bol rahe hai aap, bache is umra me masti nahi karenge to kab karenge, budhape me ?

Sangram- bacchi nahi hai wo ab, badi ho gayi hai..

Sandhya- arey abhi umra hi kya hai meri bacchi ki..

Sangram- aisa hai biwi ji ke isi umra me ye aapki god me khel rahi thi, mastoid alag haiaur gunah alag..

Uske baad inspector sahab ne apni biwi ko sab bata diya, ab waise to sandhya sanjana ko bachane aayi thi daant se par sabkuch sunne ke baad unhe bhi gussa aa gaya aur wo sanjana par shadakte huye boli

Sandhya- sanjana ek baat tum meri bhi sun lo maine aajtak tumhari har baat me tumhara sath diya hai par tumhari kisi bhi harkat ki wajah se mere pati ko kisi ke samne gardan jhukani pade ye mujhse bardasht nahi hoga, dobara agar aisa kuch hua to unse pehle mai hu..

Sanjana ki abtak ki jindagi me ye pehli baar tha ke uske mata pita ne eksath use daanta tha aur us din se sanjana puri badal gayi, wo kuch bhi she sakti thi par apne mata pita ki naraji nahi..

(finally matter end hua BC nacho ab )

Us din se sanjana dobada avinash ke chhedi nahi gayi, Rahul ne to ab usse baat karna hi band kar diya tha par jyoti uske sath thi aur ab halat ye thi ke wo jaise hi avinash ho dekhti to thoda sakuchati thi gardan jhukar chalti thi

Wahi avinash to apni hi dhun me khush tha par ye baat uske bhi dhyan me aa gayi thi au raise hi ekbaar sanjana gardan jhuka kar uske samne se ja rahi thi to avi ne use awaj di

Avi- hello madam..

Sanjana jaha thi ruk gayi, usne man me alag alag khayal aa rahe the ki ab avi college ke samne uka majak banayega wagaire wahi avinash se samne se aate huye bola

Avi- hello, kashi haay

Sanjana- theek.

Avi- tere se kuch baat karni thi, do minute baat kar sakte hai kya ?

Wahi in dono ko dekh ke aaju baju ke students unhe hi dekh rahe the kyuki inke beech jo rada hua tha akkhe college me famous jo tha itne sare logo ko apni taraf dekh sanjana kuch nahi bol rahi thi aur avi ne bhi uski halat samajh li

Avi- canteen me baat kare ?

Sanjana ne bhiha me apna sar hilaya aur ye use hi samajh me nahi aaya ke usne aisa kyu kiya khair dono canteen me aaye aur fir avinash ne bolna shuru kiya

Avi- ek baat hai jo mai bahut dino se notice kar raha hu, mujhe dekhte hi tum thoda uncomfortable hone lagti ho aur apni gardan jhuka kar jati ho to aisa kyu ?

Sanjana- aisa to kuch nhi hai

Avi- nahi hai tab to badhiya hai par mai koi rakshas nahi hu ya tum koi chudail nahi ho aur kitne din sar jhuka kar ghumogi, jo hua bhul jane ka men, college life dobara nahi milegi usko aise waste nahi karne ka, tereko ghabrane ka ya guilt feel karne ka koi reason hi nahi hai, jo hua mai sab bhul chukka hu tum bhi bhul ja and enjoy, tension nahi lene ka

Itna bolke avi to apne raste nikal gaya par sanjana aur jyoti ekdusre ka muh dekhne lage wahi sanjana sochne lagi ke “ye ladka hai kya chiz, itna kuch ho gaya, ye police station tak pahuch gaya par ispe koi asar hi nahi hai us baat ka, waise to mujhe ise sorry kehna chahiye tha par meri himmat hi nahi huyi upar se ye tufan jaise aaya aur sara scene hi change kar diya, kamaal hai, baki ye baat bhi utni hi sach hai ke dimag bahut sahi chalta hai iska, bagair kuch kare hame pareshan kar diya aur hum samajh rahe the ke hum iski ragging le rahe hai, aaj principal, college ka GS aur yaha tak ki mere maa baap bhi iske gun ga rahe hai aur hum sabke samne joker ban gaye itna kam tha to ab isne sorry bolne ka mauka bhi nahi diya, aur ye hai kaun ? kaha ka hai ? kisi ko nahi pata wo to chhodo kisi ko pura naam bhi nahi pata iska, bas AK itna pata hai fir narayanrao rane jaise insan se iska kya sambandh, aur agar ye unka beta hota to AK ki jagah AR hota na ?”

Avi ne sanjana ke dimag me ek naya tufan utha diya tha aur wo hamesha ki tarah apni duniya me mast tha

Wahi sanjana ab fir avi ke bare me soch rahi thi gusse ki jagah ab curiosity ne le leli thi aur ab sanjana ke dimag ka tension thoda kam hua tha wo dheere dheere normal ho rahi thi, wo aate jate avi ko dekha karti thi par avi to apni hi dhun me rehta tha wo sanjana ki taraf dekhta bhi nahi tha ekdum hi aamna samna hua to wo apni battisi faad smile de deta tha aura b sanjana ko is baat ka gussa nahi balki hasi aati thi, ab sanajana normal ho chuki thi aur ek din usne avi ko awaj di

Sanjana- hello AK..!

Avi bhi uske paas aate huye bola

Avi- bolo madam hows ares yous

Sanjana- sorry

Avi- ye kis liye

Sanjana- tujhe pata hai kis liye..

Avi- na mere ko nahi pata, arey ye college ke chakker me sunah mess par kya khaya wo yaad nahi rehta to ye sorry kis liye kya ghanta yaad rahega

Sanjana- mat pareshan karo na

Avi- arey sach me, tumko pata hai main ka bachpan pe barabar nishana sadh kar sar ke bal gira tha isiliye dimag me thoda chemical locha hai apne aura pun part time ghajini hai

Sanjana- fir bhi sorry

Avi- hey bhagwaan ye ladki ab bhi 1857 me atki hai re deva arey mai bhul gaya tu bhul ja matter close baat khatam apne ko nahi chahiye koi sorry

Sanjana- matlab tu maaf nahi karega

Avi- karta hu na pehle ek sawal ka jawab de

Sanjana- puch

Avi- apne dono ke loche ki wajah se apan akkhe college me famous hai aur sab apne ko dekh rahe hai to ab batao ki ek sunder aur Bandar agar aise sath khade honge to log sunder ko dekhenge ya bander ko..

Sanjana- bander ko

Avi- ha dekh sab tujhe hi dekh rahe hai

Itna bol ke avi waha se haste huye khisak liya wahi sanjana ko samajh hi nahi aaya ke ye hua kya wo khud se hi bol rahi thi

Sanjana- sunder mai hu par maine jaan bujh ke bola log bander ko dekhenge par isne bola log mujhe dekh rahe hai matlab mai bander yoooooouuuu oye AK ruk, log sunder ko dekhenge………………..

Aur ye dono ki dosti ki shuruat ho rahi hai kya ??

 

[vmvish]

Update 9​

Agle din avinash aur shubham canteen me baithe the tabhi shubham ko sanjana waha aati dikhayi di aur use dekhte hi shubham bola

Shubham- AK wo dekh tufan..

Avi- chya aaila na to ye chain se jiyegi na jine degi, chal satakte hai idhar se.. par un dono ke waha se satakne ke pehle hi sanjana waha aa pahuchi aur aake boli

Sanjana- oye kidhar chale tum log ?

Avi- hehe lecture ko

Sanjana- abhi kaunsa lecture hai abhi to break hua hai

Tab shubham bola

Shubham- arey nahi lecture nahi library ja rahe the

Sanjana- (shubham ko gusse se dekhte huye) teko kisi ne kuch pucha kya, cockroach, mujhe AK se baat karni hai, baith niche

Wo dono wapis apni jagah par baith gaye tab sanjana wapis se shubham ko dekh ke boli

Sanjana- tuhe library jana tha na ? chal nikal fir..

Shubham ne ek baar avi ki taraf dekha avi ne bhi use ishare se jane ke liye kaha aur bola

Avi- tu chal aage main aaya abhi

Shubham man maar ke waha se chala gaya aur uske jate hi sanjana ne sawal daga

Sanjana- mujhe dekh ke bhag kyu raha tha re ?

Avi- tu to aise baat kar rahi hai jaise mere namkaran ke time maujud thi

Sanjana- mujhe dekh ke bhag kyu raha tha

Avi- mai kyu bhagu

Sanjana- mai koi tujhe khane wali nahi hu

Avi- aur kha liya to

Sanjana- nahi khaungi

Avi- fir theek hai

Sanjana- dosti karni hai

Avi- kisse ?

Sanjana- hamare watchman se

Avi- wo bhi apne college me hai

Sanjana- nahi

Avi- fir kaha hai :tinking:

Sanjana- kaun ?

Avi- watchman

Ab sanajana ka para garam hone laga

Sanjana- mujhe tere se dosti karni hai

Avi- ek sawal, kyu ?

Sanjana- kyuki teri wajah se ab koi mujhse college me baat nahi karta isiliye

Avi- oh aisa hai kya, theek hai fir mai aath dus ladko se pehchan karwa deta hu bichare bahut marte hai tujhpar

Sanjana- marne de mujhe tujhse dosti karni hai

Avi- arey par kyu ?

Sanjana- tu theek se baat nahi kar sakta kya

Avi- kar to raha hu

Sanjana- ache se bol

Avi- ache se, le bol diya

Sanjana- teko itna kis chiz ka ghamand hai re, AK

Avi- ghamand? Mujhe ? kisi ne tumko mere bare me galat information di hai mai to sidha sadha ladka hu

Sanjana- ha, ekdum jalebi jaisa sidha hai tu to

Avi- mujhe ye samajh nahi aa raha tujhe mere se dosti karni kyu hai, apne classes alag hai, rehan sahan alag hai, tu kaha college queen mai apna fatichar..

Sanjana- wo sab mujhe kuch nahi pata aur tujhe kya problem hai friendship karne me

Avi- sach batau, mujhe darr lagta hai

Sanjana- kaisa darr

Avi- tere kurafati dimag me kab kya nayi kurafat aaye koi nahi keh sakta

Sanjana- ab tak ki sari planning mujhpar hi ulti padi hai

Sanjana ki baat sunkar avi bhola chehra bana ke bola

Avi- kya baat kar rahi ho sach me

Sanjana- jyada bhola banne ki koshish mat karo jaise tumhe kuch pata hi nahi hai mujhe pata hai tum kya chiz ho

Avi do minute ke liye shant baitha tab sanjana dobara boli

Sanjana- o hello, tumhari kidney nahi mangi hai jo itna sochna pad raha hai

Avi- baat wo nahi hai sanjana, rahul bhi aise hi dosti karne ke liye aaya tha..

Sanjana- (dheemi awaj me) Sorry

Avi- sorry, tune sorry bola

Sanjana- kaan fut gaye hai kya

Avi- nahi..

Sanjana- fir...

Avi- fir kuch nahi sab maje me, tu bata..

Sanjana- AK mai ye jug tere sar me de marungi agar dimag kharab kiya to..

Avi- sorry sorry, par iski kya guarantee hai ki tu koi nayi khurafat nahi karegi

Sanjana- kuch kiya to rusticate ho jaungi na

Ab avi ne sanjana ki firki lene ka socha

Avi- aur agar maine dosti ke liye mana kiya to

Sanjana kuch pal soch ke boli

Sanjana- for mai patthar se tera sar fod dungi, fir mai bhi rusticate aur tu bhi

Avi- mai kyu

Sanjana- bhul gaya principal ne jo kaha tha, wo takla sabko rusticate karega

Avi- theek hai soch ke batata hu

Itna bol ke avi apni jagah se uthne laga ab sanjana ka para chadhne laga wo avi ke piche bhag ke bahar aayi aur ek patthar utha ke boli

Sanjana- AK ha bol warna ye patthar abhi tere sar pe girega

Avi bhag kar aaya aur uske hath me se patthar chhin kar bola

Avi- tu pagal ho gayi hai kya sanjana ?

Sanjana- ha mai hu pagal aur pagal aadmi kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Avi- arey mata hath jode tere aage, aaj se apan dost, ekdum best wale friend jigri ekdum, jigar ka tukda ekdum, bass ! khush !

(ye kaunsa tarika hai BC dosti karne ka patthar dikha ke /avi- hase mat bsdk meko malum hai tera hi kiya dhara hai ye / isme mera koi hath nahi hai dimag hai )

Sanjana- Fir milao hath

Avi- aur kuch

Sanjana- ab dosti ho gayi hai to roj milne ka dhamal karne ka

Avi- sanjana tu subah subah daru pi ke aayi hai kya

Sanjana- nahi kya kuch bhi matlab

Avi- jau mai ab,ho gayi teri nautanki

Sanjana- ja AK ja jile apni jindagi

Avi- tu jine de tab na

Sanjana- chal tujhe teri class tak chhod du

Avi- merko malum hai mera class

Sanjana- patthar uthau ?

Avi- o mata nahi kuch bhi kar par patthar mat utha

Sanjana- good boy, chalo fir..

Fir sanjana AK ke sath uske class tak aayi aur fir sabko dikhe aise avi ke sath hath mila kar jor se bye bol kar chali gayi aur avine apne sar parhath maar liya

Wahi jyoti ye sab chup chap dekh rahithi aura b wo sanjana ke paas jake boli

Jyoti- sanjana tera dimag kharab hogaya hai kya? Jisne apni waat lagayi usi se dosti ke liye mari ja rahu hai tu ?

Fir sanjana ne muskura kar jawab diya

Sanjana- kyuki mujhe ab ache se samajh aa gaya hai ke usne nahi apan ne khud apni waat lagwa li thi, wo acha ladka hai yaar

Jyoti- acha ladka aur achanak ye sakshatkar kaise hua aapko

Sanjana- ab simple si baat lele, mujhse baat karne ke liye ye akkha college marta hai par ye ek aisa namuna hai jo meri taraf palat ke bhi nahi dekhta, aur uski sabse khas baat yahi wo har chiz soch samajh ke karta hai, bakiyo jaisa chehre par marne walo me se nahi hai, isse dushmani karke koi fayda nahi hai, ise to dost banke satane me maja aayega

Jyoti- kamal hai tub hi,dushman se dosti karne nikli hai..

Sanjana- jyoti tujhe pata hai na mai auro se alag hu, dushmani ho ya dosti apan bindass karte hai aur ye namuna to bilkul mere jaisa hai, masterpiece

Udhar shubham bhi ye sab dekh ke hairan tha

Shubham- ye tera kya chal raha hai ? jara dur reh bhai us afat ki pudiya se dost dost bolke khadde me na gira de wo

Avi- abe to karne de na, hum bhi dekhe kya karti hai wo, aur itni baat dhyan me rtakhiyo, kisi ka bura karne ke liye bahut sochna padta hai, apan apne raste chalne ka, apna niyam hai kisi ko chedo nahi aur kisi ne apne ko cheda to usko chhodo nahi

Shubham- fir bhisambhal ke rehna

Wahi avi soch raha tha ke ajeeb ladki hai, kuch din pehle mere piche hath dho ke padi thi mujhesabak sikhane aura b hath dho ke piche padi hai dosti karne, ajeeb hai, par ek baat hai upar se bhale hi wo mastoid khor ho par dil ki saaf hai, aaj avi ne sanjana ki aankho me sacchai dekhi thi, avi man hi man muskurane laga…..

Pathar utha kar dhaamki de kar zabardasti ki dosti ?

Ye aagli chaal hai kya Sanjana ki ??

 

[vmvish]

Update 10​

Agle din avi ne college me entry thoda darte darte li, kya pata sanjana kaha lapak le wo thoda sanjana ko leke tension me tha aur idhar udhar dekhte huye sanjana ke bachte bachate huye wo jaldi se apne class ke paas pahucha aur waha pahuch kar usne chain ki saas li aur apne dosto se baat karte huye khada ho gaya itne me kisi ne uske pith par mara

“hhiiiiiiiiii”

Avi ekdum dachak ke piche muda to sanjana piche apni battisi faad smile karte huye khadi thi aura vi ghabraye jaise chati par hath rakh ke khada tha

Avi- chya aaila ladki hai ke bhoot ! kidhar se bhi aa jati hai be

Sanjana- ha ha ha very funny, aur bhoot nahi betaal bol, mai betaal aur tu vikram

Sanjana me jhuthe gusse se kaha

Avi- o bai tu to mere piche hath dhoke nahi balki pura naha dhoke padi hai

Sanjana- a AK chal na canteen me chal ke badhiya baate karte hai

Avi- acha.. aur lecture kaun karega… mere dadaji kya?

Sanjana- wo aa jayenge kya yaha tak lakdi tekte huye

Avi- nahi rehne de dadi gussa karegi aur tu nukal abhi idhar se tere lecture nahi hai kya ?

Sanjana- chal na canteen me

Avi- bilkul nahi, mere ko bahut important kaam hai

Sanjana- acha? Aur wo kaam kya hai batana jara

Ab batane ke liye to kuch tha nahi avi ne to ye aise hi sanjana ko bhagane ke liye bol diya tha aur usne aise hi bol diya

Avi- arey wo mujhe notes jama karne hai

Sanjana- theek hai kar tu jama notes, miltu hu tujhe break me

Itna bol ke sanjana waha se chali gayi aur idhar shubham ne Avi se pucha

Shubham- AK ye to tere piche hi pad gayi bhai chakker kya hai

Avi- ye shubhya tu mat shuru ho ab

Shubham- abe usme kya hai, akkha college jis ladki pe marta hai aur wo tere piche pagal hai ye to katai jabardast baat hai na bhai..

Avi- shubhya, fan nikal ke baitha hua naag bhi dur se acha hi dikhta hai par iska ye matlab nahi na ye usko gale me daal ke uska haar banaya jaye..

Tab shubham uske pet me kohni se maarte huye bola

Shubham- par naag itna khubsurat ho to dikkat kya hai

Avi- aisa kya , theek hai teri pehchan kara deta hu fir isse bana le gale ka haar

Shubham- nahi bhai ye jhangadgutta apne se dur hi rakh apne ko nahi chahiye

Avi - aur tu sale tab se mere ko ungli kar raha uska kya

Shubham- abey to dikkat kya hai tere takker ki hai waise wo

Avi- kya bolu ab

Shubham- jab tera man hi nahi hai to sidha bol na bhai usko ki dur reh

Avi- aisa nahi hai re aur itni buri bhi nahi hai wo, ha mai manta hu ki thodi, thodi alhad hai dal dil ki saaf hai aur wo kaise bhi rahe apne ko kaunsa jindagi gujarni hai uske sath, college khatam wo apne raste mai apne raste

Shubham- pyaar to nahi ho gaya tujhe usse

Shubham avi ki firkin lete huye bola jispar avi hath jod ke bola

Avi- ek baar kar liya man bhar gaya mera ab to dobara pyaar wali jhanjhat me mai kya mera dada bhi na gire

Shubham- ek baar kar liya matlab ? bhai batana puri baat maja aaraha sunne me

Shubham ne utsah se pucha aur abki baar avi uski peeth me mukka marte huye bola

Avi- teko maja aane ke liye mai kya idhar mujra kar raha hu kya jot u hath me gajra bandh ke maja lega bataunga fir kabhi chal abhi class me…

Avi aur shubham dono class karne lage, jaise taise teen lecture karke wo dono baahar nikle to aba vi ko bhuk lag gayi thi isiliye dono sidha canteen pahuche aur bas waha pahuch kar khurchi par baithne wale the hi ke tabhi

“hiiiiiiii”

Aur ye awaj sunte hi avi ne apne sar pe hath maar liya bola

Avi- aagayi sar khane, bolokaunse flavor me du dimag ki bhurji

Jispar sanjana ne bhi waisa hi reaction diya

Sanjana- mujhe nahi chahiye tu hi kha acha wo sab chhodo tera kaam ho gaya ?

Ab avi thoda confuse hua

Avi- kaam ? kaunsa kaam ?

Sanjana- tujhe kuch important kaam tha na ?

Ab avi ko subah college me enter hote huye banaya bahana yaad aaya

Avi- ha, ha wo bola hai 2-3 logo ko notes ke liye

Sanjana- to ho raha hai na kaam

Avi- arey bilkul sahi ekdum

Sanjana- shakal dekho deti, saaf samajh me aa raha hai jhuth bol raha hai aur mai pagal sach me samajh rahi thi, jhutha

Itna bolke sanjana ne ek bag table par rakhi

Sanjana- ye lo..

Avi- ye kya hai ab

Sanjana- ye mera raddi ka dukan hai, aaj hi jama kiya hai sab

Par avi ne jab bag khol k dekhi to usme uske saare subject ke notes aur reference books the, aur sach kaha jaye to in sab ke baad use aur kisi notes ki jarurat nahi thi

Avi- thanks yaar, par kaha se laaye ye sab ?

Sanjana- oh hello, mai kya tujhe koi chillar ladki lagti hu kya? Pichle saal college ke top 3 rank holders me se thi mai, pata bhi hai tumhe kuch ?

(story ke start wala sapna pura jhuth bhi nahi tha )

Sanjana ki baat sunkar avine haste huye kaha

Avi- paper leak kiye the kya tumko saari khurafat karne ke baad padhai ke liye samay mil jata hai ?

Sanjana- tum khudko samajhte kya ho ? acha chalo tumhe jhuth lag raha hai to isme se koi bhi book utha ke koi bhi sawal puch lo

Avi- dekh lo haar jaogi

Sanjana- acha chal jo haarega movie dikhayega

Avi ab thoda soch me pad gaya par fir bhi usne sawal puch hi liya aur uske baad sanjana me koi mantra padh rahi ho aise uska jawab bhi de diya aur itna hi nahi wo jawab kaunse reference book me hai ye bhi bata diya aura b wo apni collor tight karte huye boli

Sanjana- bol kab jana hai movie dekhne

Avi- aaila sanjana, maan gaye yaar, mai to teko paagal adiyal nakchadi samajhta ta tu kamaal nikli yaar..

Sanjana- AK tu meri taarif kar raha hai ya taang khich raha hai

Avi- nahi re taarif hiker raha hu, mai apni haar swikar karta hu

Avi ki baat sun kar sanjana ekdum shant ho gayi itne me break khatam hone ki bell baji aur sabhi log apne classes ki taraf jane lage, avi aur shubham bhi chale gaye par sanjana wahi baithi rahi aura b uske paas jyoti aayi

Jyoti- oh hello aise naye dosto ke milne pe purano ko nahi bhulte

Jyoti ki baat sun sanajana ka dhyan tuta aur wo haste huye boli

Sanjana- yaar jyoti hum log kitne pagal hai yaar, matlab kisi ko chhota dikhane ke chakker me hum hi chhote ban jate hai

Jyoti- kuch samjhe aisa bolegi ab ?

Sanjana- maje ki baat batau? AK ko hara diya maine aaj

Jispar jyoti aankhe badi karte huye boli

Jyoti- kya ? sach me ? par kaise ?

Sanjana- hamare beech shart lagi thi usme haar gaya wo

Jyoti- ek number, aakhir me uski naak niche kar hi di tune, bada seena tane firta tha, ab samjha tu dosti ka natak kyu kar rahi thi, kis baat ki shart thi ? aura b kya karwana hai usse ? acha maja chakhana

Sanjana- arey wahi to bata rahi hu, kisi ko apne se kam dikhane me hum khud chhote ban bate hai, hum khud ko dusre se bada dikhane me ye bhi bhul jate hai ki hum kaun hai, ek baat bata hum ragging kyu kar rahe the ?

Jyoti- bas maje ke liye

Sanjana- nahi, balki hum ye sabit karna chahte the ki hum bade hai senior hai, humne ek saal pehle college me admission liya hai, itne plan kiye, khurafat ki AK ko harane ke liye sab fail kyu ?

Jyoti- kyuki wo dedh shyana nikla

Sanjana- nahi dedh shyana wo nahi balki hum murkh the, mere paas jo hai, knowledge uska maine use hi nahi kiya aur jaha jarurat nahi thi waha dimag lagaya aur aaj bagair kuch plan kare maine madad karne ke liye use apne notes diye aur uspar hamari shart lagi mai jeeti jarur par wo hara iska use bilkul dukh nahi hai aur mujhe khusi mil gayi

Jyoti use dekhte huye boli

Jyoti- sanju tu badal gayi hai

Sanjana- badly nahi hu re balki pichle anubhavo se bahut seekha hai aur mujhe khushi hai is baat ki

Jyoti ko kya bole samajh hi nahi aa raha thaw o gaur se sanjana ko dekhne lagi, uske chehre par ek alag hi khushi thi, wo upar upar se nahi balki dil se khush thi…….

Itni khurafati aur toofani ladki, aur college ki topper bhi ?

Aur uska hriday parivartan ho raha hai... ???

 

[vmvish]

Update 11​

Aise hi masti majak me din beet rahe the par ekdin sanjana ka mood thoda ajeeb tha avi aur shubham canteen me baithe the ke tabhi sanjana waha aa gayi aur usko dekhte hi avi bola

Avi- aao madam, tikao..

Aur sanjana bhi baithte huye boli

Sanjana- AK ab bahut ho gaya yaar, mujhe aisa lagta hai maine jabardasti dosti kar li tujhse..

Par avi apna hamesha wale masti ke mood me thaw o bola

Avi- ha to, aise patther se dara koi kisi se dosti karta hai kya ?

Par ab sanjana achanak serious hote huye boli

Sanjana- sorry, dosti aise jabardasti nahi ki jati , ulta mujhe tumhe thanks kehna chahiye ki tumne mera ye pagalpan sehan kiya hai, mai masti kar rahi thi par mujhe sachme acha lagega tumse friendship karke, sach me, jabardasti nahi, mai aage se nahi karungih pareshan tumhe

Itna bolke sanjana waha se nikal gayi aur avi ye samajhne me laga hua tha ke abhi abhi hua kya (mand buddhi )

Baadme avi ne sanjana ko awaj de kar rokne ki bhi koshish ki par wo nahi ruki aur wo sar par hath rakhe shubham se bola

Avi- chya maayla ye ladki ko samajhna bahut mushkil hai bhai, kabhi patthar utha ke piche padti hai kabhi aisa senti shoran de ke chali jati hai

Shubham- hota hai aisa, ladkiyo ke man me kya hai ye to uparwala bhi nahi samajh sakta tu to tuccha manushya hai re…

Avi- ye bhi theek hai, par itni baat confirm hai ke ye upar upar se jaisi dikhti hai na waisi hai nahi

Shubham- jane de na AK waise bhi bahut dimag kha rahi thi apna, chal class ka time ho gaya

Wo dono lecture karne chale to gaye par avi ka lecture me dhyan hi nahi tha, uske dimag me sirf sanjana ka hi khayal tha

Do teen din aise hi bite par sanjana college me dikhayi nahi di, avi ko bhi ye baat kafi khatak rahi thi, wo bhi use college me dhundh raha tha par sanjana use dikhayi nahi de rahi thi qaur akhir me teesre din jab sanjana dikhi aur avi ekdum khush ho gaya ur daudte huye uske paas gaya aur bola..

Avi- hey, hi..

Par badle me sanjana ne ekdum thanda jawab diya

Avi- canteen me chale kya ?

Sanjana- mera lecture hai..

Avi- oye sanjana, chhod na yaar, kaha hi waise do din

Sanjana- tabiyat theek nahi thi meri

Avi- acha sorry…

Sanjana- sorry kyu ?

Ispar avi kuch nahi bola aur sanjana apne class ki taraf jane lagi to avi bhag ke uske piche pahucha

Avi- sanjana chup chap canteen me chalne ka kuch important baat karni hai tumse

Sanjana- aur agar mai nahi aayi to

Ab tak ki baatchit me avinash ne apna ek hath piche kar rakha tha aur sanjana ki baat sunkar usne apna hath samne kiya to uske hath me bhi patthar tha ek ( patthar ke upar utho se baba )

Avi- ab chalegi ke sar fodu tera

Avi ki ye harkat dekh ke sanjana has di

Sanjana- copy cat

Avi- hao tera hi dost hu tere se hi seekha hai

Fir dono haste huye canteen ki taraf jane lage

Avi- kya ajeeb ladki hai yaar tu sanjana, matlab kabhi ekdum hath dho ke piche padegi to kabhi ekdum gayab..

Par sanjana kuch bol nahi rahi thi, aur wo dono canteen me aake baithe

Avi- tera talk time khatam ho gaya hai kya ? kuch to bol yaar

Ab sanjana muskurayi aur aur apna ek hath aage badhate huye boli

Sanjana- hi mai sanjana

Avi- malum hai meko

Avi ne hath milate huye kaha

Sanjana- abhi ye nayi dosti huyi hai na isiliye formal intro waise bhi patthar se pareshan ho gayi thi mai

Avi- I am AK

Avi ne ekdum khush hoke style me kaha

Sanjana- chee ye kya hai AK naam nahi hai kya tera

Avi- Avinash naam hai mera, avinash kanitkar

Sanjana- itna acha naam hai wo batane ka chhod ke ye kya hai AK

Avi- sorry yaar maine bahut hud hud kiya teko pichle kuch dino me

Sanjana- chalta hai, maine kaunse phool barsaye the

Avi- par mujhe ek baat samajh nahi aayi tumko mujhse hi dosti kyu karni thi

Sanjana- uska kya hai na avinash

Achanak sanjana ko kuch sujha

Sanjana- a mai tujhe avi bulau

Avi- arey bindass kisi bhi naam se bulane ka

Sanjana- good good, avi sahi hai to uska kya hai na avi tera dimag bahut solid hai aur mujhe tere se bahut kuch seekhna hai

Sanjana ki baat sunkar avi ko ashcharya hua

Avi- seekhna hai ? wo bhi mujhse ? kyo majar kar rahi yaar, tumhare jaisi college topper ko mai kya sikhaunga

Sanjana- mai kitabo ki baat nahi kkar rahi, wo to koi bhi padh ke seekh jayega par jis tarah se tumhara dimag chalta hai ka wok has baat hai

Avi- aur ye kaise decide kiya samjhaogi jara

Sanjana- ab yahi dekh lo, mere dimag ka bhurji paav ho gaya par mai tumhe hara nahi payi wahi teen din me tum ekdum easily shart haar gaye, ye kaise hua ?

Avi muskuraya aur bol

Avi- tum mujhe hara nahi payi kyuki tum galat ring me mere sath fight kar rahi thi

Sanjana ko avi kya bola kuch samajh nahi aaya

Sanjana- kuch samjhe aisa bologe

Avi- there is a theory called Fight in Your Ring, samjho tum football player ho aur mai cricket, ab har game me ek ring hoti hai aur game usi me khela jata hai, tum cricket ground me aake mujhe nahi hara sakti kyuki tum football player ho to ab batao agar tumhe mujhe harana hai to kaise haraogi ?

Sanjana- tumhe pehle mere ring me lana padega tab hi hara paungi na

Avi- correct, aur tumne wahi kiya, samjha kuch

Sanjana- ha thoda thoda

Avi hasa aura age bola

Avi- ruk tujhe ek example deta hu, wo saamne ek ladka dikh raha hai ? wo junior hai aur kuch senior pareshan karte hau use, ab maja dekho

Avi utha aur us ladke ke paas jake baitha, wo ladka bhi avi ko pehchanta tha avi waha jake usse bola

Avi- bhai bahut din ho gaye mai dekh raha hu kuch senior pareshan kar rahe hai tujhe, mai bolu wo karega ? fikra mat kar mai hu sambhalne ke liye

Uske baad avi ne use sab samjhaya ki kya karna hai aur wapis sanjana ke paas aake baitha aur bola

Avi- sanjana ab dekh ring fight

Sanjana bhi exited thi

Sanjana- avi kya hone wala hai abhi

Avi- shanti se baitho aur dekho, maja bhi aayega aur sawal ka jawab bhi milega

Fir dono waha aaram se chai pite baithe aur thodi der baad do senior aaye aur us ladke ko pareshan karne lage tab wo junior achanak utha aur senior ke kaan ke niche rakh di, us thappad ka awaj sare canteen me gunja aur sanjana se aspni hasi control nahi ho rahi thi, wo senior us ladke ko pakadte itne me wo waha se bhag gaya aur senior uske piche bhage avi bhi sanjana ko mere piche aane ka bolke unlogo ke piche bhaga

Avi ke bataye mutabik wo junior ek jagah jake ruka aur seniors ne use pakad liya aur do thappad lagaye fir avi ne jake use chhudwaya aur apne hath jod ke jhuk ke bola

Avi- dobara agar ise hath lagaya to hath tod ke dusre hath me pakda dunga aur jara upar dekh

Dono seniors ne upar dekha, avi unhe dhamki de raha tha par wo junior aura vi dono jhuk ke khade the

Ye abhi abhi kya hua sanjana kio theek se kuch samajh me nahi aaya, avi aur wo dono wapis canteen me aake baithe aur sanjana shuru ho gayi

Sanjana- ye abhi kya hua theek se samjha nahi, tum unhe dhamki bhi de rahe the aur hath jod ke khade bhi the, theek se samjhaoge ab ?

Tab avi ke haste huye kaha

Avi- arey kuch nahi maine us junior ko thappad maar ke waha jake khada rehne kaha tha, seniors ne use pakad ke thappad lagaye aur maine use bachaya aur ye sab scene barabar CCTV camera ke saamne hua CCTV me sirf scene dikhta hai awaj nahi aati isiliye dekhne wale ko aisa lagega ki mai hath jod ke khada hu aur senior pareshan kar rahe hai

Avi ki baat sun ke sanjana ne apne sar pe hath maar liya

Sanjana- maa kasam, matlab tune unhe dhamki bhi di aur agar kal ko jarurat padi to CCTV ka footage dikha kar college se bhi nikalwa sakta hai, maan gaye avi seth tumhare dimag ko….

Ye toh ab Avi ne bhi same to same pathar utha ke hi Sanjana ki taraf dosti ka haath badha diya hai...