Update-132(The Truth About 3.0)
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Main-3.0 permanently aajae?? Di woh 1 ghantey mein saikdon logon ki moutt kaa kaaran ban shakta hai toh permanently kaa matlab samjh rahe ho aap??
Niharika - Yeah yeah i know issiliye toh jaldi jaa or MRI karwake aa test k results kuch din mein aaenge but images jo hai woh 1 ghantey mein he dedenge wohi kaafi hongi ek baar k liye.. Jaldi..
Main-Im going right now..
Niharika - Also.. Ek he tip dena caahungi tujhe kuch bhi karna gussa nahi karna.. Samjha..
Main-Ok di..
Call disconnected..
Mereko rona aaraha tha bhenchod.. Mera harr ek decision regret kar raha tha main jab maine drug liya.. "Main AP hun bhenchod pure drug hoga toh lena jaruri hai" "Mujhe lawda koi addicted bana lega" "Drugs mera kya he bigaad lenge". Areey maadarchod drugs ne gand maarlee teri.. Pure drug teri gand faad gaya.. Ab bol bhosdk ab maar dialogues.. Ab le dose bhenchod..
Lekin bhosdk drugs lene se thodi kuch hua hai ye cocaine toh kuch bhi naa hai isase kahin jyaada hard maal le chuka hun main woh bhi isase kai gunna jyaada.. Jaise Niharika di ne bola ye toh drugs jaldi chhod dene ki wajah se hua hai.. Or kar khudse de addiction..
Lekin maadarchod drugs lene laga tabhi toh de addiction ki nobat aai agar leta he nahi toh chhdone ki jarurat he naa padti bhosdk.. Or bawligand excuses kya deraha hai suna naa tune ki 3.0 permanently aa shakta hai..
3.0 kya cheej hai pata hai tujhe?? Ek cheej hoti hai "Moutt" yaani " DEATH "sabkuch khatam.. Sareer khatam dimag khatam paisa khatam sab khatam seconds k hisab se.. "Moutt" iss duniya kaa ek maatar satya hai "Death is the only truth in this entire universe" or 3.0 uss Moutt kaa beta hai.. Samjha?? Bhosdk He is Death's Own son..Ye sab tune novels mein padha hoga lekin yahaan woh sachmein hai.. 2.0 kaa motive hai World Domination, duniya par raaj karna caahta hai woh lekin agar 3.0 aaya toh koi bachega nahi jispe Raaj kiya jaa shake.. Uske plans bhenchod Terrorists se kai gunna jyaada khatarnaak hotey hain bus farak itana hai terrorists k plans fail hotey hai yaa fir unhe rouka jaa shakta hai lekin iske plans naa he fail hotey or isse rouka bhi nahi jaa shakta.. Haan maybe bhagwan khuss ho or sabki kismat achi chal rahi ho or usse roukk Lein masters wagairaah.. But remember this usse keval bhagwaan he roukk shakta hai..
Toh bhosdk khadda kya hai MRI karwaake aa..
Main turant bahaar aaya toh humaari gaadi mein Bhai babhi or Mama gaye they toh main garage side aaya wahaan guard mojjud tha..
Main-Uncle koi bhi gaadi ki chaabi dedo..
Uncle ne sabse uppar waali chaabi dedi jo ek Mercedes ki thi model wodel kuch naa dekha maine remote se he gaadi dhundi bhenchod koi 10-15 gaadiyaan khaddi thi wahaan and gaadi mein baithke turant nikala, google par MRI k liye search kiya or jo sabse closest tha wahaan kaa map lagaaya 10 minutes ki drive par tha woh wahan pohancha gaadi park ki and mask lagaaya munh pe and andar aaya.. Andar aaya toh bhenchod bhayanak bheed thi andar reception se pata kiya toh pata chala parchi kategi then number aaega or abtoh parchi bhi naa kategi as raat takk k slots full they.. Toh main aaya MRI section mein wahaan ek nurse baithi thi jo sabko number wise andar bhej rahi thi.. OK bhenchod ghuss khilaani padegi..
Main-Madam mujhe Brain ki MRI karwani hai..
Nurse - Sir slip mujhe dedijiye main aapka number aane par bula lungi..
Main-Slip milli he nahi mujhe bole slots full hain..
Nurse - Then sir subah he ho paaega..
Main-Dekho listen to me ye thoda ajeeb lagega but mujhe abhi karwana hai mri main aapko 10 hajaar rupaye dunga agar aap mera MRI abhi karwaa dein toh..
Nurse - 10 Hajaar?? Itane kaa toh test he nahi hai sir. 4500 kaa toh test hai..
Main-Woh alag se.. I promise main 10000 aapko dunga abhi.. Bahot urgent hai.. Advance karwalo caahe.. Online kardeta hun main..
Usne idhar udhar dekha fir kuch seconds mujhe ghurra..
Nurse - Idhar aaiye ek second..
Woh mujhe leke water cooler ki side aai jahaan koi nahi tha..
Nurse - Tum police se toh nahi ho??
Main-Police??
Nurse - Sting operation wagairaah ho ye??
Main-Sting??? madam are you serious ye private center hai yahaan agar saamne waala 1 lakh de toh bhi le shaktey ho tumlog.. Yahaan police kaa kya role hua..
Nurse - Mask hatao..
Main-Ok.. Dekho chowkana matt..
Maine mask hataaya usne meri shakal dekhi or freeze hogayi..
Main-Dekha kahaa tha naa chowkana matt.
Nurse - Sir main lene waali nahi thi paise.. I swear.. Main toh bus aapko samjhaane laai thi idhar..
Main-Arrey bawli ladki mujhe koi matlab nahi hai.. Bola toh private hai ye tumlog kuch bhi karo caahe mujhe urgent or chup chaap MRI karwana hai.. Laa tera online payment address dey.. Jaldi.. Warna jail bhejdunga tujhe.. Jaldi..
Usne phone mein scanner nikaalke diya maine 20000 pay kiye usko..
Main-Mri k bhi issi mein kardiye hain.. Abhi karwaadey or mujhe woh jo temporary report detey haina woh caahiye turant.. Asap..
Nurse - Main sab arrange karwaaungi sir don't worry.. Main jahaan baithi thi naa jo woh gate hai usme se jaise he koi bahaar nikale aap bina rukke seedha andar chale jaana meri taraf dekhna bhi matt.. Main andar bata deti hun kya karwana hai.. Jaldi aao bahaar aane he waala hai patient..
Main-Ok.. Thanks..
Main uski chair k pass aise khadda hogaya maano main yahaan mri karwaane nahi deewar color karne aaya hun woh kuch minutes k liye andar jaake aai or bahaar aatey he usne mujhe ishaare se ready hone ko kaha.. Andar se ek ladies nikali bahaar or main uske kahe anusaar turant andar ghuss gaya ab bahaar kaa woh khud sambhaale..
Andar 2 cabins they jo bhenchod War bunker ki tarah designed they maano koi bahaar nikaalke naa bhaage wahaan se.. Usme se ek cabin open tha toh main usme he gaya.. Toh wahaan ek bhayanak badi machine thi ye thi MRI machine aaj pehli baar full honsh mein mri karwaane jaa raha tha main.. Wahaan ek aadmi tha jo MRI karne waala tha..
"Phone, purse, coins, bracelets sabkuch ye box mein daal do nikaalke.."
Maine apna saara samaan nikaalke uss box mein daala..
"Nurse ne bata diya hai mujhe chinta matt karo images 1 ghantey se bhi pehle dedunga tumhe"
Main-Thanks bhai..
"Late jaao ispe"
Main ek stretcher par late gaya or usne mujhe uss machine k munh mein dhakell diya..
"Thoda awkward hoga and darrawna bhi lagega but hillna nahi hai jyada"
Bhosdk chaaku thodi maar dega koi, daraawna lawda.. Usne machine wagairaah set ki and on ki tab mujhe samjh aaya ki usne daraawna kyun bola tha.. Bhai sahaab uss machine ne itani loudly beeping suru ki, meri gand fattke hath mein aagayi bhenchod holy fucking shit.. Arrey lawde kaa MRI bhenchod.. Ye kya bakchodi hai bc.. Mujhe aisa lag raha tha maano koi mere sir mein saikdon hathode maar raha ho.. Or bhenchod ek baar suru hone k baad test khatam hone kaa naam he nahi leraha tha idhar bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi finally 20+ minutes baad woh machine bandh hui or maano main ek chalti train k niche se bahaar aaya.. Holy fucking shit..
Main - Bhai kya hai ye?? Bhenchod aisa bhi kuch hota hai.. This is insane..
"First time aise he hota hai Bhai.. 40 minutes baad report lejaana major report 3 din baad he mill paaegi.."
Main-Mera number le jaise he report ready hojaae mujhe miss call maardena main lene aajaaunga..
"Ok"
Main usko apna number deke samaan uthaake ladkhadaata hua bahaar aaya bhenchod gand fatt gayi sir or dard karne laga tha toh maine wahin medical se sir dard ki tablets lee or 3 ek sath gatak gaya and gaadi mein aake baitha. 5-10 minutes baad sir dard bhi theek hogaya toh chain padda.. Ab bus report kaa intejar tha bhenchod pata toh chale damage kitana hai minor hua toh sab theek tha and major hua toh RIP..
Continued..
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