Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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[Rajesh]

Update-130(Fucked Up) ​

130


Sam driving seat par aaya bhai aage baithtey and main or babhi piche and humlog nikale..


Babhi - chalo iss bahaane tum dono time toh spend karoge mere sath..


Sam-Oh come on babhi main daily milta hun aapse..


Main-Same..


Babhi - That's a lie.. Sam fir bhi milta hai but tu nope..


Main-What??That's a lie..


Babhi-Acha last time kab milla tha mujhse tu??


Main-Abhi kal he toh Humlog card distribute karne gaye they..


Babhi - Nice try but woh parson gaye they.. Yaani 2 din ..


Main-Really?? Well meri galati nahi hai main mission mein busy tha..


Babhi - Woh kuch bhi ho..The fact is..


Main-Yeah main time spend nahi karta aapke sath..


Babhi - Exactly.. Hum dono ko koi idea nahi hai ek dusare ki life mein kya chal raha hai.. Meri toh chal life boring and simple hai but what's happening with you Past few days??


Main- Hmm..Iss month Suru se start kartey hain.. Maine Vinu k liye plan banaaya uske through maine Riya ki friend ko bachaya and ek do or ladke ko, usko nipataake maine PK ko target kiya uske through main Jagdish takk pohancha then Jagdish ko nipataake ab yahaan hun..


Babhi - Teri life itani interesting hotey hue bhi itani boring kaise ho shakti hai??


Main-Yahi toh main kabse keh raha hun jo mile wohi kehta hai mujhe yaar AP teri aish hai.. Koi kya ye bhaddi shakal kaa Sam ye he bolta hai tere maje hain, isase reason pucho toh bolta hai tujhe college nahi jaana padta, bolo agar mujhe ye life chhodke college life join karne ko mile toh main ek second mein badal lun sab.. I hate this shit but...


Sam - Toh fir kyun karta hai??


Bhai-Kyunki kissi ko toh karna hai or uske skills hain jo usko inn sab mein sabse better banaatey hain.. Issi se adrenaline milta hai usko..


Main-Exactly.. I love this shit but no doubt ye bahot boring hai lagon ko maar maar k thakk gaya hun main.. Can you believe it??


Sam-Lol..


Ab kareeb 1 ghantey takk humlog baatein kartey rahe or humaara almost aadha safar complete hogaya tha or mujhe baithtey - 2 hone lagi thi thakaan toh main babhi ki goudd mein sirr rakh k sogaya.. Maine meri maa ko itane ache se nahi jaana but babhi mere liye maa se uppar thi unki goudd mein jannat thi mere liye babhi ne mere sirr mein hath ferrna suru kiya toh mujhe turant he nind aagayi or meri nind khulli ek bhayanak bump k sath Sam ne koi khaddey se nikaali gaadi..


Main - Kya kar raha haibe.. Andha hai kya..?


Sam-Main kya karun be sadak par gaddha tha.. Kya bhai kya faayda aapki sarkaar kaa jo ye theek nahi karwa shaktey..


Deva-Jaa jaa.. Almost 2 ghantey se gaadi chala raha hai or ye pehla gaddha aaya issi mein utaar di tune, sarkaar theek hai teri driving theek nahi hai..


Main-Exactly.. Noob..


Main firse lateney laga..


Babhi - Arrey uth 10 minutes mein pohanch jaaenge.. So so k thakata nahi hai kya tu?? Puri raat soke aaya firse soye jaa raha hai uth..


Main-Kya karun yaar babhi woh bukhaar ne meri aisi taisi kardi hai.. Itani thakaan hone lagti hai ki pucho matt.. Maano sareer switch off hojaaega abhi.. Baithe baithe thakk jaata hun main..


Babhi - Awww! Kuch din rahegi ye tiredness bukhaar bhi toh bhayanak he tha..


Main-Yeah yeah..


Main uthke baith gaya or humlog pohanchey Sam k gaon.. Gaon mein enter hotey he galli k dono taraf log ikkatha hue they or flowers daal rahe they gaadi k uppar bhai ki bahot jyaada respect hai yahaan par bahot se bhi jyaada, toh jaise he khabar mili ki bhai aarahe hain pura gaon ikkatha hogaya tha.. Gaadi bahot slow nikali logon ko hi hello, ram ram, parnaam kartey hue Humlog haweli pohanchey gaadi seedhi lawn mein park ki toh mama ji wahin they humlog uttare Mama ji ka aashirwad liya and unke sath andar aaye and hall mein baithtey..Kuch derr baatein hui ghar pariwar ki then hum sab ne lunch suru kiya..


Mama-Toh Sam tu toh rukk raha hai naa yahaan?


Sam-Hell no papa.. Main kya karunga idhar..


Mama-Kuch kaam hain 3-4 din rukk jaa..


Sam- Nope.. Main nahi rukkane waala shaadi k time main yahaan kya karunga..


Mama-Kaam jaruri hai..


Sam-Kuch bhi ho main naa rukk raha shaadi k baad aajaaunga 1-2 din..Abhi toh sawaal he paida nahi hota..


Babhi - Majaak kar rahe hain Mamu Sam..


Mama-(Hanske)Dekha kaise shakal badal gyi thi iski.. Aisa kya jadu kardiya AP tune iske uppar..


Main- Maine nahi sabne Mama jab chotta tha tab ye mere or Ravi k liye aata tha lekin uske baad toh yahaan se 10 gunna jyaada wahaan raha hai ye wahi ghar hai iska toh.


Sam-Yep.. Woh first home hai.. This comes second..


Mama-Chalo achi baat hai bhaiyon kaa pyaar yun he bana rahe humesha.. Mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai jabtak tumlog khuss ho..Mujhe bhalla kya he tension hogi, Padhai Deepu k hotey tumlog kar he loge, baaki duniyadari sikhaane k liye Deva hai he or problems mein se nikaalne k liye AP khud hai he.. Aajkal toh pure north India ki problems single handedly solve kar raha hai ye..


Deva-Facts Mamu..


Ab lunch k baad Babhi or bhai toh gaon chale gaye aaj kaa program kya tha rasam k according gaon ki ladies shyaam ko yahaan ikkatha hongi and bhajan wagairaah karengi Satsang type and uske baad ye rasam puri hogi.. Jyaada details mujhe khud nahi pata.. Toh babhi unn ladies ko invitation dene gayi gaon. Idhar main or Sam, Sam k room mein aaye and movie lagaalee.. Ab main thehra bimaar aadmi suru k 10 minutes mein he mujhe nind aagayi and nind jab khulli toh bhenchod maano kai saal baad utha main holy fuck.. Main utha bed se or ek angadaai lee Sam jaa chuka tha main bhi ubaasi leta hua niche aane laga seedhiyon se..


Kya he mast nind aai bhenchod.. Main niche uttartey hue khudse he bola, main uttarta gaya uttarta gaya lekin bhenchod seedhiyaan khatam hone ka naam nahi lerahi thi.. Maine piche muddke dekha toh main 60-70 seedhiyaan minimum uttar chuka tha, lekin bhenchod seedhiyaan toh puri 10-12 he thi.. Main fir uttarta gaya or tabtak uttarta he raha jabtak bhenchod mere ghutne jawaab naa degaye..


Main-Bhenchod what the fuck is happening..Hallucinations?? Oh for fucks shake bhenchod.. Fuckkkk..Meri gand maarlo bhen k lawdo..But ek second agar ye hallucinations hain toh mera sareer kyun dard kar raha hai seedhiyaan uttarne se??


Ab mujhe still ye belive nahi hua ki main sapne mein yaa hallucination mein tha kyunki mera ghutna sachmein jawaab degaya tha bhenchod kahin real mein toh kahin nahi chal raha tha sath sath main bhenchod uth warna kudd wudd jaaega kahin se.. Uth.. Lekin again maine khudko uthaana caaha but uth naa paaya.. Bhenchod ye sapna tha mujhe bhi pata tha ye sapna hai meri body ko bhi pata tha or ye sapna hai mere mind ko bhi pata tha or fir bhi bhenchod khudko utha nahi paaraha tha main.. This is insane bhenchod..


Ab maine khudko jagaane k liye extreme measures kaa use karna theek samjha or main aankh bandh karke seedhiyon se kudd gaya or niche girne se pehle main apne bed par utha or ek thappad laga meri gardan par..


Sam-Bhosdk kya kar raha hai. Gand faad di..


Main kuddke bed se utha toh Sam jo movie dekhne mein busy tha woh darr gaya bechara..


Sam-Hello??


Main-Yeah yeah sorry sapna dekh raha tha..


Sam-Bhosdk tu or tere sapne bawligand aadmi..


Ok, this is getting more and more serious everyday mujhe jawaab caahiye thi ki ye aise kabtak kaise or kyun rahega.. Fuck all that..Or jawaab bus ek he shaks de shakta tha..


Continued..

Superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-131(CONSEQUENCES) ​

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Main apne sapne se bahaar aake utha hath munh dhoya. Mujhe jawaab caahiye they pehle toh ki ye chal kya raha hai bhenchod.. Or jawaab keval ek he shaks de shakta tha jo hai Niharika di so maine abki baar Seedha Snow ko call kiya.


Snow - Hanji Sir..


Main-Niharika di se baat karwa toh..


Snow - First of all Nope.. Not at all.. Pichli baat mehangi paddi mujhe..


Main-Kyun dafukk?? Pata chal gaya kissi ko??


Snow - Ofcourse pata chal gaya main private jet leke dawaai dene gayi thi tumhe ofcourse pata chalna he tha. High command waalon ne james bond level ki Theory banaai ki "Snow private jet se Delhi gayi without any reasons then Delhi headquarters se gaadi leke Haryana gayi or haryana kon hai?? Ofcourse AP.. So puri meeting baithaai unhone ki main kya karne gayi thi obviously unhe pata tha main tumhaare pass gayi thi so maine bataya unko ab Tumhaara naam aaya toh mujhe or jyaada sunaya.. 100 Thousand dollars mein paddi Tumhaari dawaaiyaan.. And Jet lejaane k liye fine laga woh alag se..Bach gayi ye bolke ki tumhe koi medical emergency thi toh kissi hadd takk mera jaana justifiable tha but still 2.5 lakh dollars fine..


Main-Toh kya dikkat hai mere Account se deduct karwa deti..


Snow - Wohi toh karwaya maine.. Tumhe kya lagta hai main 2.5 lakh dollars khudse dungi?? Hell no..


Main-So paise mere lage toh ab kya dikkat hai??


Snow-unhone taane toh mujhe diye naa.. Warnings mujhe milli.. Or shakt mana kiya hai bina emergency tumse koi contact nahi rakhana.. Or mujhe Tumhaari tone se lagta nahi ki koi emergency hai..


Main-Emergency toh nahi but yeah chal baat matt karwa Di se puchana ki AP ko bahot jyada hallucinations horahe hain like bahot jyaada.. Pata hai kal maine 2 gaadiyaan imagine karlee thi mera picha kartey hue or unse bachke bhagaai gaadi maine.


Snow - What the fuck? Really?? Accident hojaata toh??


Main - Wahi toh.. Gand fatti paddi hai yaar Snow.. Jaise he thoda bahot thakkta hun turant he hallucinations suru hojaatey hain and Sota hun tab bhi.. I am fucked Snow..Or tiredness khatam he nahi horahi.. I am imagining things..


Snow - This is some deep shit boss.. Main karti hun baat Niharika di se then aapko bataati hun message karungi lekin call nahi.


Main-Sure..


Call disconnected..


Main niche aaya bhai or Di abtak nahi aaye they Shyaam hogayi thi almost.. Maine Snow k message kaa wait kiya Lekin 10 minutes baad uska call aagaya toh main samjh gaya ki meri gand marrne waali hai..


Main-Hello??


Niharika - Whats happening AP?? Snow ne bataya mujhe..


Main-Yeah di..


Niharika - Cars waali situation bata kitani derr takk tujhe lag raha tha ki sachmein cars hain tere piche?? ..Or kaise realise hua tujhe ki woh fake hain..?


Main-Mujhse khudse toh realise hua he nahi di mujhe toh Abeer ne bataya tab mujhe pata chala ki that's fake koi cars hain he nahi..Khudse toh mujhe kabhi pata nahi chalta..


Niharika - That's very serious AP.. What about sleep??


Main-Same ek toh sapna hota hai jisme koi figure he nahi kar paata ki ye ek sapna tha obviously uthne k baad he pata chalta hai but meri situation alag hai mujhe pata chal jaata hai ki ye hallucinations hain..


Niharika - Nind mein he pata chal jaata hai??


Main-Yeah..


Niharika - Toh fir tu khudko uthaa leta hai easily??


Main- Easily?? Hell no di pura dum lagaana padta hai khudko jagaane k liye.. Kuch naa kuch ajeeb he karna padta hai abhi just thodi derr pehle main sapne mein seedhiyaan uttar raha tha or seedhiyaan khatam he naa horahi thi toh main samjh gaya hallucinations hain toh khudko uthaane ki bahot koshish ki lekin naa utha paaya then sapne mein he seedhiyon se kudda then utha..


Niharika - Matlab tera mind ka control bahot weak hota hai teri body k uppar.. This is deadly serious AP.. Bahot jyaada serious.. You might have brain damage from the drugs and the de addiction process .. Agar main sahi hun toh this is very bad. Lekin confirm karne k liye tujhe MRI test karwana padega Brain ka.. So visual hallucinations Brainstem ki injury ki wajah se hotey hain yaa fir drug use ki wajah se. Tere case mein ye drugs lene se jyaada chhodne ki wajah se hue hain tune de addiction process bahot jaldi karlee or jaldi he chhod bhi diye drugs tune but tera mind uss speed ko seh nahi paaya and ye hogaya, so iska sabse major issue hai brain kaa woh part jo ye sab se affect hota hai " auditory cortex "..


Main - Di samjhane jaisa kuch bolo..


Niharika - In short you are fucked agar drugs ki wajah se tera brain ka woh hissa damaged hai toh obviously agar minor damages hain toh tu thehra AP toh minor issues ko Tera brain khud handle and heal karlega with time but agar damages jyaada hain jo mujhe lag raha hai jyada hain toh tera brain unko sambhaal nahi paaega or fir hoga asli khel hallucinations toh kuch bhi nahi hain Seizures, Deadly migraine, You can go into coma even..Ya usase bhi dangerous..


Main-Coma?? What the fuck do you mean coma di?? Or Coma se dangerous kya hoga?? Death Don't tell me i can die from this shit..


Niharika - Ofcourse not, tujhe maarna halwa thodi hai koi bimari tujhe itana easily nahi maar shakti .. But tere case mein death he dangerous nahi hai moutt se bhi jyada khatarnaak kuch cheejein hain tere sath..


Main-Wait wait wait wait.. No no no.. Nope.. Nope..


Niharika - Yep..


Main-2.0??


Niharika - Oh even worse..


Main-3.0??? What the fuckkkkk?? Are you serious?


Main chilaaya..


Niharika - Yeah.. Brain k iss part k damage hone se 2 Major issues honge first Bipolar disorder matlab Tera mood, energy, ability to function badalta rahega.. Tera mood time to time change hota rahega kaam mein mann nahi lagega focus nahi kar paaega.. Tiredness rahegi.. Jo abhi hai tujhe inn sabse aaega tujhe Gussa...Or tujhe gussa aaye toh kya hota hai??


Main - Fuckkkkkk.. Nooooo..


Niharika - Yeah fir hoga DID yaani "Dissociative identity disorder" yaa" Multiple Personality Disorder" bol lo.. Or teri multiple personalities kaa tujhe pata he hai.. Lekin yahaan baat unke aane ki nahi hai agar tune turant treatment nahi liya toh teri baaki personalities tere brain ko apne control mein karna caahengi or fir hogi tere brain mein fight or jo strongest hoga woh jeet jaaega and baaki sab personalities permanently bhi jaa shakti hain...


Main-Yaani.. Yaa yani?... Yayayani.. Aapka matlab main permanently 3.0 ban shakta hun?? Yee. E. Yee.. Keh rahe ho aap.. Ye??


Niharika - Yeah.. And this is dangerous..


Main-Dangerous?? Dangerous di?? This is fucking devastating.. This is deathly.. This is insanity... There is no stopping him.. Samjhe?? Nobody can stop him You heard me?? I can be the reason of millions of deaths.. Uske plans uske ideas uske goal World War 3 Suru karwa shaktey hain.. .. I could end up killing more people then Fucking Hitler..


Continued..

Nice update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-132(The Truth About 3.0)​

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Main-3.0 permanently aajae?? Di woh 1 ghantey mein saikdon logon ki moutt kaa kaaran ban shakta hai toh permanently kaa matlab samjh rahe ho aap??


Niharika - Yeah yeah i know issiliye toh jaldi jaa or MRI karwake aa test k results kuch din mein aaenge but images jo hai woh 1 ghantey mein he dedenge wohi kaafi hongi ek baar k liye.. Jaldi..


Main-Im going right now..


Niharika - Also.. Ek he tip dena caahungi tujhe kuch bhi karna gussa nahi karna.. Samjha..


Main-Ok di..


Call disconnected..


Mereko rona aaraha tha bhenchod.. Mera harr ek decision regret kar raha tha main jab maine drug liya.. "Main AP hun bhenchod pure drug hoga toh lena jaruri hai" "Mujhe lawda koi addicted bana lega" "Drugs mera kya he bigaad lenge". Areey maadarchod drugs ne gand maarlee teri.. Pure drug teri gand faad gaya.. Ab bol bhosdk ab maar dialogues.. Ab le dose bhenchod..


Lekin bhosdk drugs lene se thodi kuch hua hai ye cocaine toh kuch bhi naa hai isase kahin jyaada hard maal le chuka hun main woh bhi isase kai gunna jyaada.. Jaise Niharika di ne bola ye toh drugs jaldi chhod dene ki wajah se hua hai.. Or kar khudse de addiction..


Lekin maadarchod drugs lene laga tabhi toh de addiction ki nobat aai agar leta he nahi toh chhdone ki jarurat he naa padti bhosdk.. Or bawligand excuses kya deraha hai suna naa tune ki 3.0 permanently aa shakta hai.. 3.0 kya cheej hai pata hai tujhe?? Ek cheej hoti hai "Moutt" yaani " DEATH "sabkuch khatam.. Sareer khatam dimag khatam paisa khatam sab khatam seconds k hisab se.. "Moutt" iss duniya kaa ek maatar satya hai "Death is the only truth in this entire universe" or 3.0 uss Moutt kaa beta hai.. Samjha?? Bhosdk He is Death's Own son..Ye sab tune novels mein padha hoga lekin yahaan woh sachmein hai.. 2.0 kaa motive hai World Domination, duniya par raaj karna caahta hai woh lekin agar 3.0 aaya toh koi bachega nahi jispe Raaj kiya jaa shake.. Uske plans bhenchod Terrorists se kai gunna jyaada khatarnaak hotey hain bus farak itana hai terrorists k plans fail hotey hai yaa fir unhe rouka jaa shakta hai lekin iske plans naa he fail hotey or isse rouka bhi nahi jaa shakta.. Haan maybe bhagwan khuss ho or sabki kismat achi chal rahi ho or usse roukk Lein masters wagairaah.. But remember this usse keval bhagwaan he roukk shakta hai..


Toh bhosdk khadda kya hai MRI karwaake aa..


Main turant bahaar aaya toh humaari gaadi mein Bhai babhi or Mama gaye they toh main garage side aaya wahaan guard mojjud tha..


Main-Uncle koi bhi gaadi ki chaabi dedo..


Uncle ne sabse uppar waali chaabi dedi jo ek Mercedes ki thi model wodel kuch naa dekha maine remote se he gaadi dhundi bhenchod koi 10-15 gaadiyaan khaddi thi wahaan and gaadi mein baithke turant nikala, google par MRI k liye search kiya or jo sabse closest tha wahaan kaa map lagaaya 10 minutes ki drive par tha woh wahan pohancha gaadi park ki and mask lagaaya munh pe and andar aaya.. Andar aaya toh bhenchod bhayanak bheed thi andar reception se pata kiya toh pata chala parchi kategi then number aaega or abtoh parchi bhi naa kategi as raat takk k slots full they.. Toh main aaya MRI section mein wahaan ek nurse baithi thi jo sabko number wise andar bhej rahi thi.. OK bhenchod ghuss khilaani padegi..


Main-Madam mujhe Brain ki MRI karwani hai..


Nurse - Sir slip mujhe dedijiye main aapka number aane par bula lungi..


Main-Slip milli he nahi mujhe bole slots full hain..


Nurse - Then sir subah he ho paaega..


Main-Dekho listen to me ye thoda ajeeb lagega but mujhe abhi karwana hai mri main aapko 10 hajaar rupaye dunga agar aap mera MRI abhi karwaa dein toh..


Nurse - 10 Hajaar?? Itane kaa toh test he nahi hai sir. 4500 kaa toh test hai..


Main-Woh alag se.. I promise main 10000 aapko dunga abhi.. Bahot urgent hai.. Advance karwalo caahe.. Online kardeta hun main..


Usne idhar udhar dekha fir kuch seconds mujhe ghurra..


Nurse - Idhar aaiye ek second..


Woh mujhe leke water cooler ki side aai jahaan koi nahi tha..


Nurse - Tum police se toh nahi ho??


Main-Police??


Nurse - Sting operation wagairaah ho ye??


Main-Sting??? madam are you serious ye private center hai yahaan agar saamne waala 1 lakh de toh bhi le shaktey ho tumlog.. Yahaan police kaa kya role hua..


Nurse - Mask hatao..


Main-Ok.. Dekho chowkana matt..


Maine mask hataaya usne meri shakal dekhi or freeze hogayi..


Main-Dekha kahaa tha naa chowkana matt.


Nurse - Sir main lene waali nahi thi paise.. I swear.. Main toh bus aapko samjhaane laai thi idhar..


Main-Arrey bawli ladki mujhe koi matlab nahi hai.. Bola toh private hai ye tumlog kuch bhi karo caahe mujhe urgent or chup chaap MRI karwana hai.. Laa tera online payment address dey.. Jaldi.. Warna jail bhejdunga tujhe.. Jaldi..


Usne phone mein scanner nikaalke diya maine 20000 pay kiye usko..


Main-Mri k bhi issi mein kardiye hain.. Abhi karwaadey or mujhe woh jo temporary report detey haina woh caahiye turant.. Asap..


Nurse - Main sab arrange karwaaungi sir don't worry.. Main jahaan baithi thi naa jo woh gate hai usme se jaise he koi bahaar nikale aap bina rukke seedha andar chale jaana meri taraf dekhna bhi matt.. Main andar bata deti hun kya karwana hai.. Jaldi aao bahaar aane he waala hai patient..


Main-Ok.. Thanks..


Main uski chair k pass aise khadda hogaya maano main yahaan mri karwaane nahi deewar color karne aaya hun woh kuch minutes k liye andar jaake aai or bahaar aatey he usne mujhe ishaare se ready hone ko kaha.. Andar se ek ladies nikali bahaar or main uske kahe anusaar turant andar ghuss gaya ab bahaar kaa woh khud sambhaale..


Andar 2 cabins they jo bhenchod War bunker ki tarah designed they maano koi bahaar nikaalke naa bhaage wahaan se.. Usme se ek cabin open tha toh main usme he gaya.. Toh wahaan ek bhayanak badi machine thi ye thi MRI machine aaj pehli baar full honsh mein mri karwaane jaa raha tha main.. Wahaan ek aadmi tha jo MRI karne waala tha..


"Phone, purse, coins, bracelets sabkuch ye box mein daal do nikaalke.."


Maine apna saara samaan nikaalke uss box mein daala..


"Nurse ne bata diya hai mujhe chinta matt karo images 1 ghantey se bhi pehle dedunga tumhe"


Main-Thanks bhai..


"Late jaao ispe"


Main ek stretcher par late gaya or usne mujhe uss machine k munh mein dhakell diya..


"Thoda awkward hoga and darrawna bhi lagega but hillna nahi hai jyada"


Bhosdk chaaku thodi maar dega koi, daraawna lawda.. Usne machine wagairaah set ki and on ki tab mujhe samjh aaya ki usne daraawna kyun bola tha.. Bhai sahaab uss machine ne itani loudly beeping suru ki, meri gand fattke hath mein aagayi bhenchod holy fucking shit.. Arrey lawde kaa MRI bhenchod.. Ye kya bakchodi hai bc.. Mujhe aisa lag raha tha maano koi mere sir mein saikdon hathode maar raha ho.. Or bhenchod ek baar suru hone k baad test khatam hone kaa naam he nahi leraha tha idhar bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi finally 20+ minutes baad woh machine bandh hui or maano main ek chalti train k niche se bahaar aaya.. Holy fucking shit..


Main - Bhai kya hai ye?? Bhenchod aisa bhi kuch hota hai.. This is insane..


"First time aise he hota hai Bhai.. 40 minutes baad report lejaana major report 3 din baad he mill paaegi.."


Main-Mera number le jaise he report ready hojaae mujhe miss call maardena main lene aajaaunga..


"Ok"


Main usko apna number deke samaan uthaake ladkhadaata hua bahaar aaya bhenchod gand fatt gayi sir or dard karne laga tha toh maine wahin medical se sir dard ki tablets lee or 3 ek sath gatak gaya and gaadi mein aake baitha. 5-10 minutes baad sir dard bhi theek hogaya toh chain padda.. Ab bus report kaa intejar tha bhenchod pata toh chale damage kitana hai minor hua toh sab theek tha and major hua toh RIP..


Continued..

Mast update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Sidd19]

Waiting for the next update

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Kal

Ok Bhai

 

[Adirshi]

Index Updated till latest update.

 

[AP 316]

Index Updated till latest update.

Thanks Adi bhau