Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-132(The Truth About 3.0)​

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Main-3.0 permanently aajae?? Di woh 1 ghantey mein saikdon logon ki moutt kaa kaaran ban shakta hai toh permanently kaa matlab samjh rahe ho aap??


Niharika - Yeah yeah i know issiliye toh jaldi jaa or MRI karwake aa test k results kuch din mein aaenge but images jo hai woh 1 ghantey mein he dedenge wohi kaafi hongi ek baar k liye.. Jaldi..


Main-Im going right now..


Niharika - Also.. Ek he tip dena caahungi tujhe kuch bhi karna gussa nahi karna.. Samjha..


Main-Ok di..


Call disconnected..


Mereko rona aaraha tha bhenchod.. Mera harr ek decision regret kar raha tha main jab maine drug liya.. "Main AP hun bhenchod pure drug hoga toh lena jaruri hai" "Mujhe lawda koi addicted bana lega" "Drugs mera kya he bigaad lenge". Areey maadarchod drugs ne gand maarlee teri.. Pure drug teri gand faad gaya.. Ab bol bhosdk ab maar dialogues.. Ab le dose bhenchod..


Lekin bhosdk drugs lene se thodi kuch hua hai ye cocaine toh kuch bhi naa hai isase kahin jyaada hard maal le chuka hun main woh bhi isase kai gunna jyaada.. Jaise Niharika di ne bola ye toh drugs jaldi chhod dene ki wajah se hua hai.. Or kar khudse de addiction..


Lekin maadarchod drugs lene laga tabhi toh de addiction ki nobat aai agar leta he nahi toh chhdone ki jarurat he naa padti bhosdk.. Or bawligand excuses kya deraha hai suna naa tune ki 3.0 permanently aa shakta hai.. 3.0 kya cheej hai pata hai tujhe?? Ek cheej hoti hai "Moutt" yaani " DEATH "sabkuch khatam.. Sareer khatam dimag khatam paisa khatam sab khatam seconds k hisab se.. "Moutt" iss duniya kaa ek maatar satya hai "Death is the only truth in this entire universe" or 3.0 uss Moutt kaa beta hai.. Samjha?? Bhosdk He is Death's Own son..Ye sab tune novels mein padha hoga lekin yahaan woh sachmein hai.. 2.0 kaa motive hai World Domination, duniya par raaj karna caahta hai woh lekin agar 3.0 aaya toh koi bachega nahi jispe Raaj kiya jaa shake.. Uske plans bhenchod Terrorists se kai gunna jyaada khatarnaak hotey hain bus farak itana hai terrorists k plans fail hotey hai yaa fir unhe rouka jaa shakta hai lekin iske plans naa he fail hotey or isse rouka bhi nahi jaa shakta.. Haan maybe bhagwan khuss ho or sabki kismat achi chal rahi ho or usse roukk Lein masters wagairaah.. But remember this usse keval bhagwaan he roukk shakta hai..


Toh bhosdk khadda kya hai MRI karwaake aa..


Main turant bahaar aaya toh humaari gaadi mein Bhai babhi or Mama gaye they toh main garage side aaya wahaan guard mojjud tha..


Main-Uncle koi bhi gaadi ki chaabi dedo..


Uncle ne sabse uppar waali chaabi dedi jo ek Mercedes ki thi model wodel kuch naa dekha maine remote se he gaadi dhundi bhenchod koi 10-15 gaadiyaan khaddi thi wahaan and gaadi mein baithke turant nikala, google par MRI k liye search kiya or jo sabse closest tha wahaan kaa map lagaaya 10 minutes ki drive par tha woh wahan pohancha gaadi park ki and mask lagaaya munh pe and andar aaya.. Andar aaya toh bhenchod bhayanak bheed thi andar reception se pata kiya toh pata chala parchi kategi then number aaega or abtoh parchi bhi naa kategi as raat takk k slots full they.. Toh main aaya MRI section mein wahaan ek nurse baithi thi jo sabko number wise andar bhej rahi thi.. OK bhenchod ghuss khilaani padegi..


Main-Madam mujhe Brain ki MRI karwani hai..


Nurse - Sir slip mujhe dedijiye main aapka number aane par bula lungi..


Main-Slip milli he nahi mujhe bole slots full hain..


Nurse - Then sir subah he ho paaega..


Main-Dekho listen to me ye thoda ajeeb lagega but mujhe abhi karwana hai mri main aapko 10 hajaar rupaye dunga agar aap mera MRI abhi karwaa dein toh..


Nurse - 10 Hajaar?? Itane kaa toh test he nahi hai sir. 4500 kaa toh test hai..


Main-Woh alag se.. I promise main 10000 aapko dunga abhi.. Bahot urgent hai.. Advance karwalo caahe.. Online kardeta hun main..


Usne idhar udhar dekha fir kuch seconds mujhe ghurra..


Nurse - Idhar aaiye ek second..


Woh mujhe leke water cooler ki side aai jahaan koi nahi tha..


Nurse - Tum police se toh nahi ho??


Main-Police??


Nurse - Sting operation wagairaah ho ye??


Main-Sting??? madam are you serious ye private center hai yahaan agar saamne waala 1 lakh de toh bhi le shaktey ho tumlog.. Yahaan police kaa kya role hua..


Nurse - Mask hatao..


Main-Ok.. Dekho chowkana matt..


Maine mask hataaya usne meri shakal dekhi or freeze hogayi..


Main-Dekha kahaa tha naa chowkana matt.


Nurse - Sir main lene waali nahi thi paise.. I swear.. Main toh bus aapko samjhaane laai thi idhar..


Main-Arrey bawli ladki mujhe koi matlab nahi hai.. Bola toh private hai ye tumlog kuch bhi karo caahe mujhe urgent or chup chaap MRI karwana hai.. Laa tera online payment address dey.. Jaldi.. Warna jail bhejdunga tujhe.. Jaldi..


Usne phone mein scanner nikaalke diya maine 20000 pay kiye usko..


Main-Mri k bhi issi mein kardiye hain.. Abhi karwaadey or mujhe woh jo temporary report detey haina woh caahiye turant.. Asap..


Nurse - Main sab arrange karwaaungi sir don't worry.. Main jahaan baithi thi naa jo woh gate hai usme se jaise he koi bahaar nikale aap bina rukke seedha andar chale jaana meri taraf dekhna bhi matt.. Main andar bata deti hun kya karwana hai.. Jaldi aao bahaar aane he waala hai patient..


Main-Ok.. Thanks..


Main uski chair k pass aise khadda hogaya maano main yahaan mri karwaane nahi deewar color karne aaya hun woh kuch minutes k liye andar jaake aai or bahaar aatey he usne mujhe ishaare se ready hone ko kaha.. Andar se ek ladies nikali bahaar or main uske kahe anusaar turant andar ghuss gaya ab bahaar kaa woh khud sambhaale..


Andar 2 cabins they jo bhenchod War bunker ki tarah designed they maano koi bahaar nikaalke naa bhaage wahaan se.. Usme se ek cabin open tha toh main usme he gaya.. Toh wahaan ek bhayanak badi machine thi ye thi MRI machine aaj pehli baar full honsh mein mri karwaane jaa raha tha main.. Wahaan ek aadmi tha jo MRI karne waala tha..


"Phone, purse, coins, bracelets sabkuch ye box mein daal do nikaalke.."


Maine apna saara samaan nikaalke uss box mein daala..


"Nurse ne bata diya hai mujhe chinta matt karo images 1 ghantey se bhi pehle dedunga tumhe"


Main-Thanks bhai..


"Late jaao ispe"


Main ek stretcher par late gaya or usne mujhe uss machine k munh mein dhakell diya..


"Thoda awkward hoga and darrawna bhi lagega but hillna nahi hai jyada"


Bhosdk chaaku thodi maar dega koi, daraawna lawda.. Usne machine wagairaah set ki and on ki tab mujhe samjh aaya ki usne daraawna kyun bola tha.. Bhai sahaab uss machine ne itani loudly beeping suru ki, meri gand fattke hath mein aagayi bhenchod holy fucking shit.. Arrey lawde kaa MRI bhenchod.. Ye kya bakchodi hai bc.. Mujhe aisa lag raha tha maano koi mere sir mein saikdon hathode maar raha ho.. Or bhenchod ek baar suru hone k baad test khatam hone kaa naam he nahi leraha tha idhar bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi finally 20+ minutes baad woh machine bandh hui or maano main ek chalti train k niche se bahaar aaya.. Holy fucking shit..


Main - Bhai kya hai ye?? Bhenchod aisa bhi kuch hota hai.. This is insane..


"First time aise he hota hai Bhai.. 40 minutes baad report lejaana major report 3 din baad he mill paaegi.."


Main-Mera number le jaise he report ready hojaae mujhe miss call maardena main lene aajaaunga..


"Ok"


Main usko apna number deke samaan uthaake ladkhadaata hua bahaar aaya bhenchod gand fatt gayi sir or dard karne laga tha toh maine wahin medical se sir dard ki tablets lee or 3 ek sath gatak gaya and gaadi mein aake baitha. 5-10 minutes baad sir dard bhi theek hogaya toh chain padda.. Ab bus report kaa intejar tha bhenchod pata toh chale damage kitana hai minor hua toh sab theek tha and major hua toh RIP..


Continued..

Bahot zabardast shaandar
Tow MRI ho gaya ab intijar h report ki dekhte h kitna damage huwa h dimag

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

ए.पी. का कार वाला इन्सिडेन्ट , बार-बार हो रहा सपनों वाला इन्सिडेन्ट , शारीरिक थकावट और उसके विहेवियर मे हो रहा परिवर्तन कुछ कुछ उसके मानसिक प्रॉब्लम के बारे मे संकेत करने जैसा लग रहा था।
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Update-133(Good News) ​

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Kareeb ek ghante baad mera phone baja new number tha toh main samjh gaya images ready hain toh main seedha andar gaya toh images ready thi usne mujhe ek lifaafa diya..


"Original report 3 din baad aaegi"


Main - Cool.. Thanks boss..


Ye bolke main turant gaadi mein aaya report kholi toh usme khopdi ki bahot saari images thi maine sab photos turant SNOW k pass mail ki and turant usko call kiya..


Main-Report bhejdi hai jaldi dikhaa di ko...ASAP..


Snow - Got you..


Call disconnected..


Main wahin wait karne laga, hey bhagwan please major damage naa ho please major damage naa ho.. Minor se he kaam chal jaaye please..


Bhenchod mera woh haal tha maano court mein mujhe mout ki saja bhi sunai jaa shakti hai or bus ab judge sahab kaa intejar hai.. Jabtak di kaa phone naa aaya tabtak main soch soch k pagal hogaya bhenchod meri bechaini harr second badhti gayi.. Finally 10 minutes baad Snow kaa phone aaya or itana jaldi maine koi phone nahi uthaaya hoga..


Main-Please di please tell me. Good news or bad news??


Niharika - Well both good and bad..Lekin good thodi jyada hai..


Main-Matlab??Or please hindi mein samjhana medical terms mein nahi..


Niharika - Matlab damage minor nahi hai lekin major bhi nahi hai utani.. Bich mein hai dono k minor ki side jyaada jukhaav jyaada hai..


Main-Matlab meri khopdi khud sambhaal shakti hai..


Niha-Yes.. But sathmein medicines ki jarurat bhi padegi..


Main-Ok.. I can deal with that..


Niharika - Lekin dhyaan rahe no more drugs and gussa jitana kam karoge utana better hai kyunki khatra talla nahi hai abhi takk yahin mandara raha hai samjhe..Or Tumhaari ek childish mistake sabkuch khatam kar shakti hai.


Main - Ok.. Matlab drugs and gusse se durr rehna hai..


Niharika - Also ek or important baat jab bhi tujhe lage ki tu hallucinate kar raha hai toh khudko aware banaaney ki koshish kiya kar turant back to present aaya kar asap.. Like tujhe kuch bhi cheej thodi c bhi ajeeb lage toh usse hallucinations he maan liya kar caahe ho naa hallucinations.. Matlab khudko self aware bana harr cheej k uppar sawaal utha diya kar fir caahe woh hallucinations hon yaa naa hon..isase Recovery process or bhi easy hogi..


Main-Ok di got you..


Niharika - And also ye medicines yun he nahi mill jaaegi kissi medical hall par, bina permission nahi milti but woh arrange karna tera kaam hai..


Main-Yeah don't worry about that..


Niharika - 10-15 din ki process hai bus sab kuch under control rakh and sab back to normal hojaaega...


Main - I love you di..


Niharika - And haan thoda weapons and driving ye sab se durr rehna..


Main-Oh yeah for sure.. Don't even worry..


Niharika -Also befaltu mein dimag kharach nahi karna jahaan jarurat ho wahin lagaana.. And raat ko thoda exercise karke soya kar khaana wagairaah theek se pachaane k baad he soya kar jisase nind aaram se aaye and atleast nind waale hallucinations toh khatam hon..


Main-Di what about alchohol??Woh toh pee shakta hun na. Because Mangal ki shaadi hai and you know me..


Niharika-Yeah yeah.. Go ahead.. Lekin tareeke se peena step by step kahin bottle ko munh lagaake khadda hojaae aaraam se peena .. Even main toh kehti hun raatko exercise karne k bajaae 2-3 pegs lagaa kar soya kar toh nind waale hallucinations se toh picha chuttega.


Main-2-3 peg se mereko kya hoga di...


Niharika - Haan toh daily rehney dey shaadi mein pee lena full..Bus that's it dawaaiyaan likh k bhejdi hain maine.. And Please please please gussa matt karna kyunki


Main - Kyunki khatra still talla nahi hai or meri ek galati bahot mehangi padd shakti hai..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Main-I got you di.. Thanks a lot..


Niharika - Arrey rey rey itana bada hogaya ladka thanks bolne laga..


Main-Love you di..


Niharika - Same here AP.. Bye take care..


Call disconnected..


Holy shit chalo thank god bhenchod bach gaya ab bus agle kuch din aise he bache rehna hai. Ab maine dawaaiyan pata karni caahi as yahaan mere aas pass 6-7 medical halls they koi toh kuch toh dega so maine mask lagaya or niche uttara...Lekin main pehle 3 medicals par Gaya toh unhone mera phone dekhtey he mana kardiya like dhunda bhi nahi then main fourth medical par gaya toh usne bhi saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf mana kardiya..


Main-Arrey aisa kya kar rahe ho yaar ek aadh toh hogi dhundo toh sahi..


Shopkeeper - Ye dawaaiyaan yahaan kahaan millegi beta..


Main-Toh kahaan millegi?


Shop-Aise he nahi millti ye medicines beta Delhi Gurugram,,, Hisar Hisar Hisar wagairaah k hospitals mein pata karo or woh bhi itana easily nahi denge bina diagnostics..


Main - Toh kon dilwa shakta hai??


Shopkeeper - (Hanske) Yun bina diagnostics toh Health Minister dilwa shaktey hain..


Main-Really??


Toh Maine turant bhai ka phone nikaala or search kiya Health Minister toh saamne aaya Health, Medical education and research Minister of Haryana Devika Dahiya... Arrey isko toh jaanta hun main.. Well technically sab ministers ko he jaanta hun main as party president bananey k baad saikdon meetings le chuka hun inke sath..Maine usko phone kiya.. Ye Rohit ki koi relative hain Rohit k Papa yaani Haryana k Home and Education minister isko politics mein leke aaye they unki behan lagti hai ye koi mama wagairaah ki ladki yaa aisa he kuch..


Devika-Good Evening Sir..


Main-Arrey Bua ji main hun AP..


Devika-Still sir toh ho he AP tum..


Main-True.. Woh chhodo mujhe ek help caahiye aapki..


Devika - Hukkum karo AP puch kya rahe ho..


Main-Kuch medicines hain jo mujhe mill nahi rahi or mujhe urgent caahiye.. Illegal nahi hain obviously but aise he mill nahi rahi toh koi bola mujhe ki health minister he dilwa shakti hain..


Devika - Kya?? Hehehe..Kon pagal bana raha hai humaare president sahaab ko AP health minister thodi dawaaiyan dekhta hai hehehe..


Main piche medical waale ki taraf mudda toh ussko shocked khadda paaya wahaan yaani bhenchod woh satire maar raha tha ki Health minister dilwa shakta hai..Bawligand budha majaak karta hai dalle.


Main- Arrey bua ji ab mujhe nahi pata main list bhej raha hun woh medicines kal tak caahiye mujhe kissi bhi keemat par doctors toh aapke he under hain saare.. Toh kaise bhi karo dawaaiyan caahiye mujhe..


Devika -(Hanke) Ok ok karwaati hun arrange..


Main-Or haan kissi ko kaano kaan khabar nahi honi caahiye ki maine mangwaai hain jab mill jaaein toh mujhe call kardena..Personal favour hai ye..


Devika - Ji jaisa aap kaho.. Lekin ab aap ek personal favour karwa rahe ho toh badle mein mera bhi ek personal favour hai aapka hukkam ho toh bataaun.


Main-Oh yeah sure.. Badle mein kya aap toh waise he boldo hojaaega..


Devika - Actually bata chuki main already tumhe but obviously tum bahot busy rehtey ho so bhull gaye hoge..


Main-Yeah i dont remember anything.. Aapne medical college k liye bola tha woh hogaya. Students k liye seats badhaane ka kaha tha woh hogaya.. Kai promotions they woh hogaya kai demotions they woh hogaya. BPL card k sath ilaaj ko leke jo scheme thi woh bhi under construction hai.. Or kya tha or kya tha.. Hmm.. Oh haan 24 gaon mein Medical dispensaries kaa tha woh hogaya.. I guess yahi tha..


Devika - Yeah or inn sabke liye jitana thanks kahun utana kam hai but ek or request thi meri constituency mein ek banda hai Yogesh Yadav..


Main-Oh yeah yeah yaad aaya.. Bataya tha aapne.. Woh drug dealer type kuch hai right??


Devika-Yeah wahi..


Main-karwaatey hain uska bhi ilaaj..


Devika - Yahi pehle bola tha AP. Trust me bahot jyaada issues create kar raha hai woh..


Main-Yeah yeah i understand Bua ji but main uske baap log ko khatam kar raha hun idhar toh woh apne aap khatam hojaaega..


Devika - AP trust me woh khud ek Baap ban gaya hai.. I don't know kiska support hai uske pass but he is going nuts paison mein naha raha hai woh sabkuch khareed raha hai police, narcotics harr jagah uske sources hain sabko ghuss khila khila k khulla ghum raha hai.. Or mere sources ki Maane toh uske piche kissi Vikrant Mhatre kaa hath hai..


Main-Vikrant Mhatre hmmm.. Naam suna hua lagta hai chalo don't worry main karta hun iska ilaaj bahot jald..


Devika - Mangal ki shaadi se pehle??


Main-Oh no no.. Abhi toh nahi ho paaega bua ji not at all..


Devika-Pelase try karo AP..


Main-Samjha karo bua ji..


Devika - Ok ok..


Main-Chalo dawaaiyan kal tak for sure karwa dena arrange and hotey he phone karna..


Call disconnected..


Ok bhenchod dawaaiyan mill jaaengi bus gussa nahi karna hai.. And hallucinations ko control karna hai jo bhenchod near impossible hai lekin karna toh padega he warna fir warna fir pata he hai sabko...


Continued..

 

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Update-133(Good News) ​

133


Kareeb ek ghante baad mera phone baja new number tha toh main samjh gaya images ready hain toh main seedha andar gaya toh images ready thi usne mujhe ek lifaafa diya..


"Original report 3 din baad aaegi"


Main - Cool.. Thanks boss..


Ye bolke main turant gaadi mein aaya report kholi toh usme khopdi ki bahot saari images thi maine sab photos turant SNOW k pass mail ki and turant usko call kiya..


Main-Report bhejdi hai jaldi dikhaa di ko...ASAP..


Snow - Got you..


Call disconnected..


Main wahin wait karne laga, hey bhagwan please major damage naa ho please major damage naa ho.. Minor se he kaam chal jaaye please..


Bhenchod mera woh haal tha maano court mein mujhe mout ki saja bhi sunai jaa shakti hai or bus ab judge sahab kaa intejar hai.. Jabtak di kaa phone naa aaya tabtak main soch soch k pagal hogaya bhenchod meri bechaini harr second badhti gayi.. Finally 10 minutes baad Snow kaa phone aaya or itana jaldi maine koi phone nahi uthaaya hoga..


Main-Please di please tell me. Good news or bad news??


Niharika - Well both good and bad..Lekin good thodi jyada hai..


Main-Matlab??Or please hindi mein samjhana medical terms mein nahi..


Niharika - Matlab damage minor nahi hai lekin major bhi nahi hai utani.. Bich mein hai dono k minor ki side jyaada jukhaav jyaada hai..


Main-Matlab meri khopdi khud sambhaal shakti hai..


Niha-Yes.. But sathmein medicines ki jarurat bhi padegi..


Main-Ok.. I can deal with that..


Niharika - Lekin dhyaan rahe no more drugs and gussa jitana kam karoge utana better hai kyunki khatra talla nahi hai abhi takk yahin mandara raha hai samjhe..Or Tumhaari ek childish mistake sabkuch khatam kar shakti hai.


Main - Ok.. Matlab drugs and gusse se durr rehna hai..


Niharika - Also ek or important baat jab bhi tujhe lage ki tu hallucinate kar raha hai toh khudko aware banaaney ki koshish kiya kar turant back to present aaya kar asap.. Like tujhe kuch bhi cheej thodi c bhi ajeeb lage toh usse hallucinations he maan liya kar caahe ho naa hallucinations.. Matlab khudko self aware bana harr cheej k uppar sawaal utha diya kar fir caahe woh hallucinations hon yaa naa hon..isase Recovery process or bhi easy hogi..


Main-Ok di got you..


Niharika - And also ye medicines yun he nahi mill jaaegi kissi medical hall par, bina permission nahi milti but woh arrange karna tera kaam hai..


Main-Yeah don't worry about that..


Niharika - 10-15 din ki process hai bus sab kuch under control rakh and sab back to normal hojaaega...


Main - I love you di..


Niharika - And haan thoda weapons and driving ye sab se durr rehna..


Main-Oh yeah for sure.. Don't even worry..


Niharika -Also befaltu mein dimag kharach nahi karna jahaan jarurat ho wahin lagaana.. And raat ko thoda exercise karke soya kar khaana wagairaah theek se pachaane k baad he soya kar jisase nind aaram se aaye and atleast nind waale hallucinations toh khatam hon..


Main-Di what about alchohol??Woh toh pee shakta hun na. Because Mangal ki shaadi hai and you know me..


Niharika-Yeah yeah.. Go ahead.. Lekin tareeke se peena step by step kahin bottle ko munh lagaake khadda hojaae aaraam se peena .. Even main toh kehti hun raatko exercise karne k bajaae 2-3 pegs lagaa kar soya kar toh nind waale hallucinations se toh picha chuttega.


Main-2-3 peg se mereko kya hoga di...


Niharika - Haan toh daily rehney dey shaadi mein pee lena full..Bus that's it dawaaiyaan likh k bhejdi hain maine.. And Please please please gussa matt karna kyunki


Main - Kyunki khatra still talla nahi hai or meri ek galati bahot mehangi padd shakti hai..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Main-I got you di.. Thanks a lot..


Niharika - Arrey rey rey itana bada hogaya ladka thanks bolne laga..


Main-Love you di..


Niharika - Same here AP.. Bye take care..


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Holy shit chalo thank god bhenchod bach gaya ab bus agle kuch din aise he bache rehna hai. Ab maine dawaaiyan pata karni caahi as yahaan mere aas pass 6-7 medical halls they koi toh kuch toh dega so maine mask lagaya or niche uttara...Lekin main pehle 3 medicals par Gaya toh unhone mera phone dekhtey he mana kardiya like dhunda bhi nahi then main fourth medical par gaya toh usne bhi saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf mana kardiya..


Main-Arrey aisa kya kar rahe ho yaar ek aadh toh hogi dhundo toh sahi..


Shopkeeper - Ye dawaaiyaan yahaan kahaan millegi beta..


Main-Toh kahaan millegi?


Shop-Aise he nahi millti ye medicines beta Delhi Gurugram,,, Hisar Hisar Hisar wagairaah k hospitals mein pata karo or woh bhi itana easily nahi denge bina diagnostics..


Main - Toh kon dilwa shakta hai??


Shopkeeper - (Hanske) Yun bina diagnostics toh Health Minister dilwa shaktey hain..


Main-Really??


Toh Maine turant bhai ka phone nikaala or search kiya Health Minister toh saamne aaya Health, Medical education and research Minister of Haryana Devika Dahiya... Arrey isko toh jaanta hun main.. Well technically sab ministers ko he jaanta hun main as party president bananey k baad saikdon meetings le chuka hun inke sath..Maine usko phone kiya.. Ye Rohit ki koi relative hain Rohit k Papa yaani Haryana k Home and Education minister isko politics mein leke aaye they unki behan lagti hai ye koi mama wagairaah ki ladki yaa aisa he kuch..


Devika-Good Evening Sir..


Main-Arrey Bua ji main hun AP..


Devika-Still sir toh ho he AP tum..


Main-True.. Woh chhodo mujhe ek help caahiye aapki..


Devika - Hukkum karo AP puch kya rahe ho..


Main-Kuch medicines hain jo mujhe mill nahi rahi or mujhe urgent caahiye.. Illegal nahi hain obviously but aise he mill nahi rahi toh koi bola mujhe ki health minister he dilwa shakti hain..


Devika - Kya?? Hehehe..Kon pagal bana raha hai humaare president sahaab ko AP health minister thodi dawaaiyan dekhta hai hehehe..


Main piche medical waale ki taraf mudda toh ussko shocked khadda paaya wahaan yaani bhenchod woh satire maar raha tha ki Health minister dilwa shakta hai..Bawligand budha majaak karta hai dalle.


Main- Arrey bua ji ab mujhe nahi pata main list bhej raha hun woh medicines kal tak caahiye mujhe kissi bhi keemat par doctors toh aapke he under hain saare.. Toh kaise bhi karo dawaaiyan caahiye mujhe..


Devika -(Hanke) Ok ok karwaati hun arrange..


Main-Or haan kissi ko kaano kaan khabar nahi honi caahiye ki maine mangwaai hain jab mill jaaein toh mujhe call kardena..Personal favour hai ye..


Devika - Ji jaisa aap kaho.. Lekin ab aap ek personal favour karwa rahe ho toh badle mein mera bhi ek personal favour hai aapka hukkam ho toh bataaun.


Main-Oh yeah sure.. Badle mein kya aap toh waise he boldo hojaaega..


Devika - Actually bata chuki main already tumhe but obviously tum bahot busy rehtey ho so bhull gaye hoge..


Main-Yeah i dont remember anything.. Aapne medical college k liye bola tha woh hogaya. Students k liye seats badhaane ka kaha tha woh hogaya.. Kai promotions they woh hogaya kai demotions they woh hogaya. BPL card k sath ilaaj ko leke jo scheme thi woh bhi under construction hai.. Or kya tha or kya tha.. Hmm.. Oh haan 24 gaon mein Medical dispensaries kaa tha woh hogaya.. I guess yahi tha..


Devika - Yeah or inn sabke liye jitana thanks kahun utana kam hai but ek or request thi meri constituency mein ek banda hai Yogesh Yadav..


Main-Oh yeah yeah yaad aaya.. Bataya tha aapne.. Woh drug dealer type kuch hai right??


Devika-Yeah wahi..


Main-karwaatey hain uska bhi ilaaj..


Devika - Yahi pehle bola tha AP. Trust me bahot jyaada issues create kar raha hai woh..


Main-Yeah yeah i understand Bua ji but main uske baap log ko khatam kar raha hun idhar toh woh apne aap khatam hojaaega..


Devika - AP trust me woh khud ek Baap ban gaya hai.. I don't know kiska support hai uske pass but he is going nuts paison mein naha raha hai woh sabkuch khareed raha hai police, narcotics harr jagah uske sources hain sabko ghuss khila khila k khulla ghum raha hai.. Or mere sources ki Maane toh uske piche kissi Vikrant Mhatre kaa hath hai..


Main-Vikrant Mhatre hmmm.. Naam suna hua lagta hai chalo don't worry main karta hun iska ilaaj bahot jald..


Devika - Mangal ki shaadi se pehle??


Main-Oh no no.. Abhi toh nahi ho paaega bua ji not at all..


Devika-Pelase try karo AP..


Main-Samjha karo bua ji..


Devika - Ok ok..


Main-Chalo dawaaiyan kal tak for sure karwa dena arrange and hotey he phone karna..


Call disconnected..


Ok bhenchod dawaaiyan mill jaaengi bus gussa nahi karna hai.. And hallucinations ko control karna hai jo bhenchod near impossible hai lekin karna toh padega he warna fir warna fir pata he hai sabko...


Continued..

Chalo aakhirkaar kuch toh good news mili ab Gussa control me rakhna aur dawai lene ke sath sath hallucination ho toh kaise apne dimaag se kahega Bhai ek hallucination hai hata isko mere aage se very nice update

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update

 

[Sushilnkt]

Waah ji waah


Ye to sin sa ban raha hai.

Ab dava ki jarurt hai.

Or ek yadav bhi moti chij lagta hai..

 

[Mucchad]

Mst update bro

 

[Sidd19]

Very nice update bhai