Update-387(The Evil Returns)
387
Humlog Chang k hotel se nikale and waapis haweli k liye nikale...
Abeer-Bhai thoda dhyaan rakhna please haan.. Kissi ko shakk naa ho tera..
Main-Dont worry be.. Bola toh main normal he hun..
Abeer-Good.. Mera bhai kabtak waapis aaega??
Main-Bhosdk main tera bhai he hun bawligand banda dusara thodi hai..
Abeer-Tu dusara banda he hai.. Bhai he hai tu bhi but mera bhai wahi hai..
Main-Hatt bawligand.. Pakka matt.. Tum dono he ho jinhe main passand nahi hun..
Ami-Naa.. Aisa kuch nahi hai ki tum naapasand ho humein not at all bus ye hai 1.0 humein bahot jyaada passand hai... Tum pasand kyun nahi hoge?? Saikdon hajaaron baar humaari jaan bacha chuke ho tum .. Bus 1.0 k pass woh emotions hain woh care hai.. He is more likeable..
Abeer-I agree.. Passand toh Tu bhi hai he headquarters mein tere sath he toh tha main wahaan 1.0 thodi tha but 1.0 ki baat he alag hai ...Or tujhse darr laga rehta hai bhai kya pata kab bhenchod dimag fir jaaye tera..
Main-True darr hona bhi caahiye..
Abeer-Dekh bc.. Aise daraata rehta hai tu.. Issliye Tu mera second favorite version hai..
Main-Second toh aaya bc..
Abeer-Ofcourse be second toh aaega he.. Considering 3.0 .. Bhenchod woh mera bhai waai nahi hai.. Fuck that guy.. Woh toh bhenchod kuch alag he hai.. Tujmein AP ki jhalak toh hai usme kuch bhi na hai... Woh.. Woh.. Kya he cheej hai..
Main-Frankly speaking mujhe khud nahi pata woh kya he cheej haibe..
Ami-Ye orr daraawna hai tum, the great MOD jisse sab pata hai usse 3.0 ka kuch nahi pata.. Kya he hoga woh..
Abeer-Jab bhi aaya hai gand faad deta hai sab kuch cheejon ki..
Ami- Arre even masters bhi darrtey hain usase toh... Fuck that guy.. Kab kahaan kaise kyun kya karta hai kissi ko nahi pata..
Main-Trur that..
Abeer-Tune bataaya naa be kab jaaega??
Main-Don't worry jaise he headquarters k issues solve kardunga main chala jaaunga fir tera favorite bhai aajaaega...
Abeer-Good.. Thanks bhai..
Ami-Kya plans par plans bana rahe they mujhe shakk ho he gaya tha ki aise thodi hota hai.. Itana fast dimag.. No way..
Main-Chup re..
Humlog haweli pohanchey wahaan as expected bhai ne behisaab tareef ki meri behisaab.. Karni bhi caahiye bc itana bada kand kardiya maine itani ladkiyon ko bachaaya india mein kabhi naa hua tha aisa kuch chaaro taraf mere or bhai k charche he they.... Also ek or positive point woh Reporter Archana tiwari k segment ki headlines change hogayi thi naa caahtey hue bhi meri tareef kar rahi thi woh... But end mein wahi baat ki usne ki " AP ne apne hospital jaane ka reason still nahi bataaya , baat taal di yaani again kuch toh chal raha hai uske sath " ..
Sudhregi nahi Lawdi..
Khair dinner kiya maine uske baad finally jaake so gaya main itane din baad finally badhiya nind aai mujhe.. I mean mujhe koi issue nahi tha nind kaa woh 1.0 kaa issue tha.. But itane din baad soke aanand aagaya..
Subah main late he utha and fresh wresh hoke ready hua and niche aaya.. Sab log apne apne kaam par jaa chuke they bus jaanwar Ami babhi Or Meenu bache they gharpe..
Main-Babhi breakfast...
Babhi-Aaj late kaise utha?? Itane din se kya badhiya early morning uth raha tha..
Main-Waise he thakk gaya tha..
Babhi-Ab ye hogaya toh College chala jaa Ab toh betu.. Padh wadh le thoda..
Main-College?? Kaahe?? College mein kya hai..
Babhi-Study?? Or kya hoga re college mein.. Thappad khaaega..
Main-Oh yeah..
Bhenchod ye college bhi jaata hai kya 1.0..fucking nerd..
Khair maine breakfast kiya and main nikala parking ki side toh Abeer Or Ami mere piche aaye..
Abeer-Kahaan be??
Main-Hospital be..
Abeer-Wahaan kya karega!?
Main-Lund.. Mera session chal raha hai wahaan Psychiatrists k sath yaad haina??
Abeer-Chutiye tera nahi 1.0 ka session chal raha hai.. Or Bhai awaaj sunaney waali problem toh solve he hogayi Tu he tha problem toh ab wahaan kya karega..
Main-Abe chutiye aise ekdum se bandh kar dunga toh hajaar sawaal karenge gharwaale bhi or woh doctors bhi.. Rukk jaa thoda..
Abeer-True.. Good thinking..
Ami-Yeah.. Chalo boss..
Main-Tu kidhar??
Ami-Well main security k liye 1.0 k sath he jaati thi toh tumhare sath bhi..
Main-Thappad maardunga aisi bakchodi karegi toh mujhse.. Main akela he jaaunga..
Main gaadi mein aaya . . BC meri juth pakkad lenge??? Halwa thodi hai bhenchod.. 1.0 samjha hai kya?? Arrey kahaan 1.0 toh maha bawaligand hai.. 2.0 samjha hai kya bhenchod mujhe jo pakkad loge..
Maine khudse hanste hue kahaa.. Khair main hospital pohancha ek gaadi thi media waalon ki mere piche ,bolo ab ye picha karenge mera.. Hahahaha.. Funny..
Khair main hospital pohancha and seedha Rashi k cabin mein aaya.. Ruhi Or Rashi dono wahaan mojjud they..
Ruhi-Oho ho.. Look who is here.. national Hero aaye hain..
Main-Hehehe..
Ruhi-We are so so so proud of you AP..
Rashi-Yep.. Bahot bada kaam kiya hai tumne.. Great job.. Kitani masoom ladkiyon ki jaan bachaai tumne..
Main-Thanks guys thanks..
Rashi-So kaisa laga feild mein uttar ke..??
Main-Maine bus plan banaaya to be honest....
Rashi-Ok..
Ruhi-So aaj ka session suru kartey hain..
Main-Ok .. Wait.. So aaj kuch weird questions hain mere pass and mujhe caahiye answers..
Ruhi-Ok we are ready..
Main-Naa.. Darling Tu nahi.. Tu meri family hai or tere samne mujhe bataane mein sharam aarahi hai.. Toh tu chutti lele aajki.. Main Rashi se baat karta hun..
Ruhi-(Hanste hue) Aisa kya puchega re.. Lol.. Ok Rashi take care..tu sambhaal...
Ye bolke Ruhi room se chali gayi maine uthke room ka gate bandh kiya and Rashi k pass baitha..
Rashi-Ok.. What's going on?? Ghurr kyun rahe ho?? AP??
Main-Naa.. Naa.. AP is long gone.. Sorry.. So rude of me introduction nahi diya jo..
Rashi-What?? You ok??
Main-Tumhe shakk tha naa ki meri multiple personalities hain?? Right??
Rashi-Yeah..
Main-Toh...
Rashi-Oh my god.. I knew it. I Fucking knew it.. Mujhe pakka vishwaash tha ki tumhari multiple personalities hain i knew it..Toh tum ho woh second personality..
Main-No.. Noo.. No... Technically I am the Third One.... Let me introduce my self..
They Call Me 3.0...
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