Update-385(Headquarters Issues) 385
Main-Aapka apna Merchant Of Death.. Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen.
Ye sunke wahaan mojjud sabke pairon talle jameen khisak gayi..
Abeer-T. T. T. Tu.. Tu 2.0 hai?? Tabhi toh mujhe shakk tha ki itana weird kyun horaha hai daily tu or tera dimag??Bhenchod itana tej kabse hogaya tera dimag?? Pehle se bhi bahot jyaada tej hai tera dimag toh..
Main-Yeah.. Ab suno specially Ami or Abeer tu I know tumhare chote se brain mein abhi se mujhe waapis bhejne k plans bananey suru hogaye honge toh pehle he bata dun bahot need hai meri issliye aaya hun yahaan koi bakchodi nahi karni mujhe issliye befaltu ki koi bakchodi karke mujhe gussa matt dila dena ek he baar bolunga ye baat.. Main koi problem nahi create karne waala..
Abeer-But kyun?? Kya jarurat hai teri?
Main-Bata bey chutiye.. Kabtak chipaaega..
Chang-. w. ww. Oh boss..
Main-Main tabhi samjh gaya tha jab ye "help me" ki bakchodi suru hui ki koi toh hai jisse help caahiye sabse pucha 1.0 ne lekin sab clear they but tujhse naa pucha .. Tujhse mila tune bataaya tera pair injured hogaya issliye Tu woh Max ko nahi dhund paaya impossible tu ek chutiye ko naa dhund paaye ho he nahi shakta.. Fir teri injury fake lagi mujhe toh mujhe shakk hua ki tu kyun juth bolega i mean tu mujhe juth bol he nahi shakta tu marr jaaega lekin mujhe juth nahi bolega ab tune juth boli matlab mere faayde k liye juth boli hogi yaani headquarters mein kuch hua hai kuch bahot bada.. Ab wahaan bhi High Command se related kuch hua hai ye bhi pata hai mujhe kyunki ek unhi ka issue hai jo mujhe bataaenge nahi wohlog kyunki thode time pehle jab woh nakli mod aaya tha tab maine Jessica (High Command ki leader) ko officially boldiya tha ki main High Command ki koi help nahi karunga or main unse alag hogaya hun mera koi relation nahi hai High command se ab iska matlab maine High Command ko chhod diya , chhod diya toh wohlog caahke bhi mujhe kuch bata nahi shaktey woh rules k khilaaf hojaaega fir kyunki mera koi relation hai nahi unse yaani mujhe kuch bataana kissi bahaar waale ko khabbar dene jaisa hoga jo rules k khilaaf hai.. Ab wahi same situation apne sath hai humlog yaani mere team k log bhi high Command se koi information le yaa de nahi shaktey woh bhi rules k khilaaf hoga kyunki humlog members nahi hain high command k toh theft of information ka case lag jaaega or main yaa meri team aisa kuch karti hai toh team leader yaani mujhe 1-2 saal ki jail ho shakti hai.. Ab hua ye ki tujhe headquarters bulaaya hoga Randy ya master Boe ne yahi bataane k liye ki kuch toh chal raha hai High command waalon k sath jo kuch bhi hojaae mujhe pata nahi chalna caahiye..kyunki mujhe pata chal gaya toh bhenchod mujhe he jail mein daal denge wohlog.Ye hua tha..ab tere through mere mind ko signals mille ki kissi ko help ki jarurat hai jo tu bata nahi raha.. Issliye ye Help Me Help Me ki bakchodi chal rahi thi..
Chang-H.. hh. Haan boss..
Main-Ab tu thehra shyaana banda tune pata toh laga he liya hoga ki kya chal raha hai..
Chang-Thoda bahot..
Main-Toh fir?? Taali waali bajaaun tab bataaega??
Chang-B. B.. Boss.. Kya karoge jaanke chhodo naa jab pata hai jail bhi ho shakti hai.. Shakti kya hogi most probably..
Main-Raipata maar dunga bhosdk.. Aage ka mujhe sochne dey...
Abeer-Ek minute ek minute .. Jab bhosdk Jail hogi toh kyun pata karna hai.. Fuck High command Jessica(High Command ki leader) toh tujhe waise bhi passand nahi karti..
Main-Yeah.. But itana bada kuch hua hai or mujhe nahi pata.. Naa.. Naa.. Jessica nahi Flippy (Jessica ka Husband or High command ka Co-leader) woh toh mera khaas hai meri family hai woh.. BC pata hai tujhe kitani baar mujhe punishments se bachaaya hai usne kitani help ki hai usne meri..
Abeer-Flippy k baare mein High Command chhodne se pehle sochna caahiye tha na fir.. Itana bada decision kyun liya??? Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi high command chhod diya humne..
Main-Tab gusse mein tha main.. Bahot jyaada gusse mein toh karna padda.. Abe tu chup baith lawde..
Ab thoda bata dun main sabki memory refresh karne k liye ki underworld ka kya scene hai.. Basically Asian Underworld k 4 pillars hain 1st League jo sabse old and important hai basically League Mein sab hain Trained killers, Drug lords, Gang bangers, Fighters, tactical geniuses, Scientists, doctors, Business man's etcetera sab.. Ye log most part control kartey hain inke leader hai Master Mogui and Co Leader hain Bovice.. Then hai Hounds of Death Ye basically duniya kaa sabse bada contract killers kaa group hai i repeat duniya kaa sabse bada.. But they only act in Asia same as league.. Inke Leader hain master Norman Bones jisne mainly train kiya mujhe HOD k Co Leader bhi Master Bovice He hain..Master Norman k right hand hai master
Boe jo again meri mainly training ka hissa they..Ab League or HOD sabse old groups hain dono same day create hue they and dono ko 2 childhood friends ne create kiya tha and then aage unki families ne carry on kiya or
abhi bhi HOD or League k ristey bahot he ache hain they respect and love each other..
Then 3rd hai HIGH COMMAND toh ye log law makers hain ye ek hissab se sabse Uppar
hain kyunki sabka faisla yahi kartey hain .ye log bus numbers dekhte hain like kahan, kya,
kaise, kyun, kab hua or kissne kiya. Kissne Kitana paisa kamaya kissne Kitana ganwaaya kon rules k bahaar tha or kyun tha Wagairaah basically yelog police waale hain but with more power Underworld ki police,CBI,IB,ID,RAW sab yahi hain.Inki Leader hai Jessica usko mujhse kaafi nafrat hai i mean aise kuch personal issue nahi hai usko mujhse issue ye hai ki uska kaam hai rules banana or unko follow karwana ab main rules mein kabhi kaam nahi karta per second k hisaab se rules todta hun main issliye usko main jyaada passand nahi hun but Jo High Command ka Co leader haina Flippy jo Jessica ka husband bhi hai usse main bahot passand hun baaki masters ki tarah he is like family to me or ussi ki daya se main baar baar Jessica se bach jaata hun. Ab High Command ka dirty work HOD Karta hai basically sabka dirty work HOD he karta hai kissiko bhi maarna yaa marwaana hota hai toh sab HOD k pass contract leke jaatey hain and then 2 he options Baaki rehjaatey hain yaa toh aap Underworld Court k Saamnejaake uss contract ko fight karo ki woh galat hai but jabtak ye prove nahi hojata tabtak aapki death ho chuki hoti hai because HOD works quick.. Then 4th hai ROW ab Row
league kaa he ek part hua karta tha suru se he lekin bichmein kuch issues hue kaafi saal
Pehle almost 45 saal Pehle ye league se alag hue or Yahaan se nikal gaye or basically ab
in dono syndicates ki banti nahi hai or time to time wars hotey rehtey hain jinko shant
karwaata hai High Command Because unki sabko sunani padti hai.. Ab ROW bahot
powerful hai jiska main reason ye hai ki unke koi asool yaa rules nahi hain woh High
Command ki respect kartey hain bus naam ki or dikhaave k liye in real woh apni mann
marji kartey hain.. Ye group bahot bada hai like bahot bada almost HOD k barabar
members hain isme..Inke 2 headquarters hain 1st Myanmar Mein and second Spiti
Valley Himachal Pardesh Mein inka leader hai maadarchod Wrangler humaara jaani dushman.. Ye tha sabka overview.Ab iske alawa obviously Bahot saare major Clans, gangs or syndicates bhi hain underworld mein jimein se kuch powerful hotey hain in chaaron k he barabar but wohlog hidden kaam karna passand kartey hain.. Ab Sabse uppar hotey Hain "Elders " Jolog pure underworld ko oversee kartey hain Pure world ko.. Wohlog basically Court hain jinka fainsla sabko i repeat sabko maanana padta hai unke pass harr kissi ko khatam karne ki power hai lekin thankfully 4 elders hain Asia mein or 4on he Badhiya log hain or unhi ki madad se sab sahi chalta hai.. Woh jo kehtey hain sab leaders ko sunana padta hai.. Basically wohlog underworld k liye Bhagwaan k aadmi hain or woh bhagwaan hai Emo yaani "The Serpent" Elders se uppar bus Emo he hai or woh bhi ab active nahi hai toh Elders sab dekhte hain.. Ye tha Biodata to refresh your memories.. Yaad rakha karo baar baar refresh nahi karwaunga yaadasht..
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Mana AP unsab ka bhai hai dost hai but fir bhi boss hai or boss ke aane par juk kar respect dena to banta haiUpdate-385(Headquarters Issues) 385
Main-Aapka apna Merchant Of Death.. Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen.
Ye sunke wahaan mojjud sabke pairon talle jameen khisak gayi..
Abeer-T. T. T. Tu.. Tu 2.0 hai?? Tabhi toh mujhe shakk tha ki itana weird kyun horaha hai daily tu or tera dimag??Bhenchod itana tej kabse hogaya tera dimag?? Pehle se bhi bahot jyaada tej hai tera dimag toh..
Main-Yeah.. Ab suno specially Ami or Abeer tu I know tumhare chote se brain mein abhi se mujhe waapis bhejne k plans bananey suru hogaye honge toh pehle he bata dun bahot need hai meri issliye aaya hun yahaan koi bakchodi nahi karni mujhe issliye befaltu ki koi bakchodi karke mujhe gussa matt dila dena ek he baar bolunga ye baat.. Main koi problem nahi create karne waala..
Abeer-But kyun?? Kya jarurat hai teri?
Main-Bata bey chutiye.. Kabtak chipaaega..
Chang-. w. ww. Oh boss..
Main-Main tabhi samjh gaya tha jab ye "help me" ki bakchodi suru hui ki koi toh hai jisse help caahiye sabse pucha 1.0 ne lekin sab clear they but tujhse naa pucha .. Tujhse mila tune bataaya tera pair injured hogaya issliye Tu woh Max ko nahi dhund paaya impossible tu ek chutiye ko naa dhund paaye ho he nahi shakta.. Fir teri injury fake lagi mujhe toh mujhe shakk hua ki tu kyun juth bolega i mean tu mujhe juth bol he nahi shakta tu marr jaaega lekin mujhe juth nahi bolega ab tune juth boli matlab mere faayde k liye juth boli hogi yaani headquarters mein kuch hua hai kuch bahot bada.. Ab wahaan bhi High Command se related kuch hua hai ye bhi pata hai mujhe kyunki ek unhi ka issue hai jo mujhe bataaenge nahi wohlog kyunki thode time pehle jab woh nakli mod aaya tha tab maine Jessica (High Command ki leader) ko officially boldiya tha ki main High Command ki koi help nahi karunga or main unse alag hogaya hun mera koi relation nahi hai High command se ab iska matlab maine High Command ko chhod diya , chhod diya toh wohlog caahke bhi mujhe kuch bata nahi shaktey woh rules k khilaaf hojaaega fir kyunki mera koi relation hai nahi unse yaani mujhe kuch bataana kissi bahaar waale ko khabbar dene jaisa hoga jo rules k khilaaf hai.. Ab wahi same situation apne sath hai humlog yaani mere team k log bhi high Command se koi information le yaa de nahi shaktey woh bhi rules k khilaaf hoga kyunki humlog members nahi hain high command k toh theft of information ka case lag jaaega or main yaa meri team aisa kuch karti hai toh team leader yaani mujhe 1-2 saal ki jail ho shakti hai.. Ab hua ye ki tujhe headquarters bulaaya hoga Randy ya master Boe ne yahi bataane k liye ki kuch toh chal raha hai High command waalon k sath jo kuch bhi hojaae mujhe pata nahi chalna caahiye..kyunki mujhe pata chal gaya toh bhenchod mujhe he jail mein daal denge wohlog.Ye hua tha..ab tere through mere mind ko signals mille ki kissi ko help ki jarurat hai jo tu bata nahi raha.. Issliye ye Help Me Help Me ki bakchodi chal rahi thi..
Chang-H.. hh. Haan boss..
Main-Ab tu thehra shyaana banda tune pata toh laga he liya hoga ki kya chal raha hai..
Chang-Thoda bahot..
Main-Toh fir?? Taali waali bajaaun tab bataaega??
Chang-B. B.. Boss.. Kya karoge jaanke chhodo naa jab pata hai jail bhi ho shakti hai.. Shakti kya hogi most probably..
Main-Raipata maar dunga bhosdk.. Aage ka mujhe sochne dey...
Abeer-Ek minute ek minute .. Jab bhosdk Jail hogi toh kyun pata karna hai.. Fuck High command Jessica(High Command ki leader) toh tujhe waise bhi passand nahi karti..
Main-Yeah.. But itana bada kuch hua hai or mujhe nahi pata.. Naa.. Naa.. Jessica nahi Flippy (Jessica ka Husband or High command ka Co-leader) woh toh mera khaas hai meri family hai woh.. BC pata hai tujhe kitani baar mujhe punishments se bachaaya hai usne kitani help ki hai usne meri..
Abeer-Flippy k baare mein High Command chhodne se pehle sochna caahiye tha na fir.. Itana bada decision kyun liya??? Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi high command chhod diya humne..
Main-Tab gusse mein tha main.. Bahot jyaada gusse mein toh karna padda.. Abe tu chup baith lawde..
Ab thoda bata dun main sabki memory refresh karne k liye ki underworld ka kya scene hai.. Basically Asian Underworld k 4 pillars hain 1st League jo sabse old and important hai basically League Mein sab hain Trained killers, Drug lords, Gang bangers, Fighters, tactical geniuses, Scientists, doctors, Business man's etcetera sab.. Ye log most part control kartey hain inke leader hai Master Mogui and Co Leader hain Bovice.. Then hai Hounds of Death Ye basically duniya kaa sabse bada contract killers kaa group hai i repeat duniya kaa sabse bada.. But they only act in Asia same as league.. Inke Leader hain master Norman Bones jisne mainly train kiya mujhe HOD k Co Leader bhi Master Bovice He hain..Master Norman k right hand hai master
Boe jo again meri mainly training ka hissa they..Ab League or HOD sabse old groups hain dono same day create hue they and dono ko 2 childhood friends ne create kiya tha and then aage unki families ne carry on kiya or
abhi bhi HOD or League k ristey bahot he ache hain they respect and love each other..
Then 3rd hai HIGH COMMAND toh ye log law makers hain ye ek hissab se sabse Uppar
hain kyunki sabka faisla yahi kartey hain .ye log bus numbers dekhte hain like kahan, kya,
kaise, kyun, kab hua or kissne kiya. Kissne Kitana paisa kamaya kissne Kitana ganwaaya kon rules k bahaar tha or kyun tha Wagairaah basically yelog police waale hain but with more power Underworld ki police,CBI,IB,ID,RAW sab yahi hain.Inki Leader hai Jessica usko mujhse kaafi nafrat hai i mean aise kuch personal issue nahi hai usko mujhse issue ye hai ki uska kaam hai rules banana or unko follow karwana ab main rules mein kabhi kaam nahi karta per second k hisaab se rules todta hun main issliye usko main jyaada passand nahi hun but Jo High Command ka Co leader haina Flippy jo Jessica ka husband bhi hai usse main bahot passand hun baaki masters ki tarah he is like family to me or ussi ki daya se main baar baar Jessica se bach jaata hun. Ab High Command ka dirty work HOD Karta hai basically sabka dirty work HOD he karta hai kissiko bhi maarna yaa marwaana hota hai toh sab HOD k pass contract leke jaatey hain and then 2 he options Baaki rehjaatey hain yaa toh aap Underworld Court k Saamnejaake uss contract ko fight karo ki woh galat hai but jabtak ye prove nahi hojata tabtak aapki death ho chuki hoti hai because HOD works quick.. Then 4th hai ROW ab Row
league kaa he ek part hua karta tha suru se he lekin bichmein kuch issues hue kaafi saal
Pehle almost 45 saal Pehle ye league se alag hue or Yahaan se nikal gaye or basically ab
in dono syndicates ki banti nahi hai or time to time wars hotey rehtey hain jinko shant
karwaata hai High Command Because unki sabko sunani padti hai.. Ab ROW bahot
powerful hai jiska main reason ye hai ki unke koi asool yaa rules nahi hain woh High
Command ki respect kartey hain bus naam ki or dikhaave k liye in real woh apni mann
marji kartey hain.. Ye group bahot bada hai like bahot bada almost HOD k barabar
members hain isme..Inke 2 headquarters hain 1st Myanmar Mein and second Spiti
Valley Himachal Pardesh Mein inka leader hai maadarchod Wrangler humaara jaani dushman.. Ye tha sabka overview.Ab iske alawa obviously Bahot saare major Clans, gangs or syndicates bhi hain underworld mein jimein se kuch powerful hotey hain in chaaron k he barabar but wohlog hidden kaam karna passand kartey hain.. Ab Sabse uppar hotey Hain "Elders " Jolog pure underworld ko oversee kartey hain Pure world ko.. Wohlog basically Court hain jinka fainsla sabko i repeat sabko maanana padta hai unke pass harr kissi ko khatam karne ki power hai lekin thankfully 4 elders hain Asia mein or 4on he Badhiya log hain or unhi ki madad se sab sahi chalta hai.. Woh jo kehtey hain sab leaders ko sunana padta hai.. Basically wohlog underworld k liye Bhagwaan k aadmi hain or woh bhagwaan hai Emo yaani "The Serpent" Elders se uppar bus Emo he hai or woh bhi ab active nahi hai toh Elders sab dekhte hain.. Ye tha Biodata to refresh your memories.. Yaad rakha karo baar baar refresh nahi karwaunga yaadasht..
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