Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[AP 316]

Guys guys it's fine ye sab regularly hota rehta hai jiss line mein main hun usme Protests,case ,FIR ,parche, chargesheet etc hota rehta hai bus iss baar maine issko bataa diya or isne yahaan post kardiya jo isko nahi karna chahiye tha. Main theek hun 24 hours k andar I'm back home better thn ever. No issues no problems no bakchodi . Humein bhalla kon jail mein rakh shakta hai Bhagwaan hun main literally

Updates tomorrow.

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Naik]

Update-557(Escaped) ​

557

Claire Chang Ami Jatin Jack or Vinnny bhi aagaye they mere room mein.. Neha or uski team ne hotel ko puri tarah se gherr rakha tha unhe bus warrant kaa intejaar tha fir woh andar aa jaane waale they..

Abeer- Kya karna hai bhosdk?? Bahaar nahi nikal shakte.. 60-70 log hain niche..

Main- Acha...

Abeer- Achya kya bhosdk.. Fans gaye hain humlog.. Ek baar arrest hue naa humlog toh matlab gand maarlega Balvant dekhlena..

Main- Humlog nahi main bhosdk.. Tumhaare naam kaa warrant thodi nikala hai.. Issliye mujhe nikalna hai uska jugaad karo..

Abeer- Haan bc.. Humaara kya he ukhaad lenge..

Main- Wahi toh..

Abeer- Kya wahi toh bhosdk tujhe toh lejaa he shakte hain tu gaya toh hum kya chudenge yahaan.. Abe..

Main-Bhosdk.. Shant hojaa ek baar.. Shant..

Abeer- Shantt lu...

Abeer aage kuch bolta usase pehle mera phone baja new number tha but true caller par likha aaraha tha DIG Range. Main samjh gaya Neha ka hai, toh maine utha liya..

Main-Hello..

Neha- Hey There Mr Most Wanted..

Main- Good Evening Neha ji..

Neha - Oh You know me..

Main- Of course i know you.. Mere baad aajkal india mein koi famous hai toh woh tum he ho..

Neha- So tumhe pata he hai kyun call kar rahi hun main..?

Main- Nope.. No idea..

Neha- So main aapke fabulous hotel k bahaar khadi hun apni force k sath.. Ab better hoga tum surrender kardo and bahaar aajaao.

Main- Surrender madam main toh Lakshadweep mein hun..

Neha- Ohshut up AP.. Juth matt bolo.. Parking ki cctv footage mein abhi kuch ghante pehle tum apne ek friend k sath aaye ho gaadi mein..

Main- Acha baat nahi hai yun private establishments k cctv footage bina warrant check karna..

Neha- It's our job.. Ab jaldi karo .. Surrender.. I swear chup chaap yahaan se leke jaaungi tumhe bina koi scene create kiye ..

Main- Not a bad idea..

Neha- Or surrender nahi karoge toh 10 minutes mein warrant bhi aajaega and fir main tumhe ghaseetke leke jaaungi media bulaaungi woh alag pure desh k saamne beijjati hogi dekhlo..

Main- Ufff... That's rude..

Neha- Yeah. I'm rude.. Tum mujhe nahi darra shakte trust me.. You don't scare me.. Now surrender Or I'll ruin your life..

Main- How about no ..

Neha- Ok.. Koi baat nahi. Pakkad toh main lungi he tumhe.. One way or another..

Main- Madam.. Meri permission k bina mujhe pakkadna toh durr mujhe koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta..

Neha- Kuch he minutes ki baat hai fir main karungi touch tumhe...

Main- Nahi karogi trust me.. Shakal bhi nahi dekhogi tum meri pakkadna toh durr ki baat hai.

Neha- Wanna bet??

Main- Lagalo bet ..

Neha- Lag gayi. Give me 20 minutes fir aati hun andar..

Main- Give me 20 seconds and I'll be gone.. Ye dekho meri ride aagayi..

Neha- What is that?? What??? Is that a chopper?? Ye city k bich mein chopper kaise le aaya?? How's this happening??

Usne apne saathiyon ko chilaatey hue kaha..

Main- Latter Babes.. See you in Delhi..

Call disconnected..

Main- Jatin tu bhi chud gaya mere sath bhosdk.. Cctv mein aatey dekh liya tujhe.. Ab Tu bhi wanted hai..

Jatin- Koi naa bhai.. Naya kya hai..

Main-Nayaa maadarchod chindi chor case nahi hai koi ab officially mere uppar jitane case lagenge naa unka accomplish hai tu yaani baraabar kaa hakkdaaar bhosdk inhone pakkad liya naa toh gand mein hath daalke teri jubaan khinch lenge.

Jatin- Pakkadenge tab naa bhai..

Main-Exactly..Chal nikalte hain bc.. Tumlog Aajaana Delhi hum nikal rahe hain.. Tumhe bhalla kon roukega.

Abeer- Copy.. Bhosdk usko bataaya kyun Delhi jaa rahe hain??

Main- Gandu helicopter ki details nikaalegi ye fir private jet takk pohanchegi and pata chal jaaega jet Delhi gaya hai .. Chal nikalta hun main..

Ye bolke main Or Jatin elevator se terrace par aaye helicopter land ho chuka tha toh humlog baithey and nikale wahaan se ek private airfield k liye jahan ek private jet humaara wait kar raha tha ... Tab jaanwar ka call aaya mere pass..

Abeer- Bc.. Abhi aaye wohlog andar.. Laal hogayi thi DIG mujhe dhamki de rahi thi.. Bolrahi kahaan gaye wohlog... Maine kaha mujhe kya pata main toh ghumne aaya hun yahaan.

Main- Lol.. Rukk ussi kaa call aaraha hai.

Maine jaanwar ka call cut kiya and Neha ka call uthaaya..

Main- Haan ji madam..

Neha- Ye khussi jyaada derr nahi rehney dungi main i promise.. I'll catch you sooner or later.. Jaaoge kahaan yahaan se..

Main- Jaa chuka madam.. Jet take off karne waala hai.. Sound suno..

Neha- What??

Main- Yeah.. Airport par log bheje tumne lekin tum bhull gayi i dont need that shit..

Neha- I'll get you bitch... Pakkad he lungi tumhe main.. Sooner or later..

Main- As I said.. Meri permission k bina tum mujhe touch bhi nahi kar shakti. See you around DIG madam.. You lost the bet by the way..

Call disconnected...

Jatin- Bawligand aurat.. Jaanti nahi kisase panga le rahi hai..

Main- Wahi toh problem hai Jatin wahi..

Humlog raat 1:30 baje Noida ki ek private airfield par land hue and wahaan se Delhi nikale gaadi mein.. Delhi bhi jaa shakte they hum jet se but abtak Neha k log harr airfield par faill gaye honge.. Toh kyun risk lena.. Maine waapis Neha ko call kiya..

Main- Kya baat madam.. Bengalore mein he rehne ka plan hai kya?? Nikaloge nahi..

Neha- Where the fuck are you??

Main-Main Delhi.. Tum log ko Bengalore passand aagaya lagta hai..

Neha- Bitch..Rukk jaao thoda..

Main- Thoda nahi.. Actually abhi toh 1 ghante orr rukkna hai tumhe.. 12:45 ki flight thi naa tumhari.. Or woh late hue jaa rahi hai.. Or late hoti rahegi.. 1:45 par nikalegi.. Yaa mere mood k hisaab se..

Neha- How are you doing that??

Main- Arrey madam.. Kamaal karti ho.. Jaanti nahi abhi tum mujhe.. Apne sathiyon se pucho.. Shruti ji se pucho AP kya cheej hai...

Neha- Tum kar kya rahe ho??

Main- Pehli baat ye tuchi harkat matt karo.. Mujhe line par banaaye rakh rahi ho tum taaki tumhare sathi mera phone track kar shakein..

Neha- What?? H. w. w. Howww...?

Main- Mast tip deta hun.. Seconds nahi 1 ghanta baat karlo caahe puri duniya ka koi hacker mera phone track nahi kar shakta.. Toh tumlog toh kya cheej ho.. Karlo try line par hun main..

Neha- Who are you??

Main- Jaan jaaogi thoda time lagega.. Hogaye 90 seconds.. Hogaya trace phone?? Kahaan aai location?? dubai?? Haina??

Neha- Howw..??

Main- Goodbye madam.. See you soon..

Call disconnected..

Continued..

Kitne bade bade sapne leker aayi thi ki AP the most wanted criminal ko pakad legi media me wah wahi lootegi or Baad me shayad or Badi post mil jaye Lekin bechari ko muh ki Kahani padi
Or Bhai sahab Nazar ke saamne se furr ho gaye sahi h
Fase bethi raho Banglore me

 

[Naik]

Update-558(The Plan) ​

558


Jatin- Hahahaha.. Maa chod di bhai.. Plane he late karwa diya lawdo kaa.. Or phone bhi nahi track kar shaktey..


Main- Haan..


Actually Claire ne kaafi time pehle chip lagaai thi ek ab mera phone koi bhi tap yaa track nahi kar shakta...


Main- Yeah.. Tera phone faink dey bc.. Naya lenge aage jaake.. Kal tak tera number bhi nikal lenge wohlog..


Jatin ne sim todke apna phone bhi faink diya and idhar hum raat 2:30 baje pohanchey warehouse mein.. Jahaan T and J mojjud they masks k andar..


Main- Load kar diya saara paisa??


J- Yes boss.. 2 trucks hain. Alag alag boxes hain jaisa aapne bola tha 300 crore alag.1000 alag and 1400 alag..Lekin inka karna kya hai boss?? Bahaar nahi nikaal shakte yahaan se boss.. Bahaar harr kone par CBI waale khadde hain..


Main- Nahi milenge.. Yahaan se 3 kilometre piche ek cement factory hai wahaan chalna hai ye trucks leke.. Wahaan se ek Cargo Train jaane waali hai cement ki full bharke abhi 3:45 Am par yahaan Delhi se nikalegi woh train.India ko bichon bich cheerti hui via Mathura ,Jhansi , Bhopal, Nagpur hotey hue humaare pehle stop par pohanchegi Nizamabad Junction ,Telangana ,wahaan 300 crore uttaarega aaj raat 10:00 baje tabtak hopefully humlog Telangana clear kar lenge.. Uske baad wahaan se aage woh train Karnataka k border ko bus touch karti hui nikalegi Bidar City Karnataka k andar se aaj raat 12:30 baje wahaan Dusare 1000 crore uttarenge.. Fir woh train jaaegi Nizamabad se Nellore hotey hue direct Chennai Parson subah 6:00 baje jahaan last 1400 Crore unload honge. Ab Iss train ki khaasiyat ye hai ki ye train Special Goods train hai jo apne special corridor par chalti hai toh bus 26 ghante mein sab ho jaaega.. Ab special train hai toh iski checking bhi special hoti hai pehli yahaan Delhi mein dusari Nagpur Maharashtra mein and tisri Chennai.. Ab Thankfully Delhi mein mere log hain.. Nagpur mein bhi mere log hain or Chennai mein bhi mere log hain.. Yaani..


Jatin- Yaani checking ki maa ki chut..bhai aap gajab ho.. Aapki khopdi computer se bhi aage hai..


J- You have no idea of that.. No idea..


Main- Exactly.. So ab humein kuch nahi karna bus truck wahaan factory mein leke jaane hain jahaan koi nahi millega bus mere log honge checking waale ab wahaan loading k tools bhi hain toh 10 minute mein load ho jaaega paisa.. 2 pure dibbe mere liye khaali hain ..


J- Great fucking plan boss. Great.. Obviously aapke liye easy tha ye sab but this is insanely hard to think of..


Main- I know.. Also.. I need more money.. ASAP..


J- How much??


Main- 3000 crore..


J- Damn.. We are going almost double of the budget..


Main- Paise ko bhull jaa.. Kaam dekh bc koi kami ho toh bata..


J- None.. None at all boss..


Main- So paise ab tum do..kaam main kar he raha hun.


J- Paise bhi aap he doge boss.. Call karni padegi aapko wahaan se aapki permission k baad he paise release honge Or jaldi se jaldi call karo kyunki 24-36 hours lag jaane hain call k baad paisa aane mein so jaldi call karna..


Main- Number bata ..


J- Aapko pata hai boss..


Main- Abe mujhe.. Ohh ofcourse bade bhai ko pata hai.. Karlunga main.. Chal trucks uthaao pohancho factory.. Jatin 15 ek lakh cash alag uthaa le..


Humlog nikale wahaan se and industrial area k andar se he 15 minutes mein factor pohanchey gate khola and railway line takk aaye jahaan Northern Railway k 3 officers mojjud they..


Main- Parnaam sahaab parnaam..


Aadmi1- Parnaam maalik..


Usne mere pair chutte hue kaha uske baad baaki 2 ne pair chuwe mere.. Maine J ko ishara kiya toh wohlog Paisa load karne lage unhi ki machines se..


Main- Thanks for the help..


Aadmi1- Areey maalik kyun sharminda kar rahe ho.. Aapka hukkum sir aankhon par.. Aapki chattarchaaya mein rehna hai puri jindagi toh aapke kaam nahi aaye toh laanat hai humpe..


Aadmi2- Ji bhai sahaab.. Waise toh juniors ki duty lagti hai lekin jaise he aapka phone aaya hum khud chale aaye.. Koi gadbadi nahi caahiye ..


Main- Exactly.. Cctv ??


Aadmi1- Sab bandh kar diye bhai..


Main- Good. Jatin..


Jatin ne unhe paise diye gaadi se nikaalke..


Aadmi1- Arrey maalik.. Kya baat kar rahe ho.. Aapse paise leke kahaan jaaenge ...


Aadmi2- Ji.. Bhai.. Bus aapki daya bani rahe.. Paise nahi caahiye..


Main - Abe I insist.. Lene padenge ye toh. Naa nahi sununga main. Inki gaadi mein daal dey Jatin...


Ab 20 minutes baad paisa load hogaya tha train mein..


Main- Ok..main nikalta hun.. Sab sambhaal lena..


Aadmi2- Sambhaal liya bhai.. Aapka kaam hogaya samjho bus nikaal denge ab yahaan se train ko.. Aap jaaiye bhai chinta ki jarurat nahi hai.


Main- Great.. Thanks again..


Ye bolke Main J, T and Jatin nikale wahaan se.. Un dono ko drop kiya humne and Main or Jatin nikale mere ghar k liye.. Subah 7:00 baje humlog meri city pohanchey.


Jatin- Waise bhai.. Yahaan kyun aaye hain hum?? Yahaan toh sarkaar apni he hai


Main- Teri Bhabhi se milne..


Jatin- Oh.. Ye toh jaruri hai sarkaar se bhi..


Main- Yes.. Orr agla private jet yahin se lena hai humein.. Delhi NCR ki toh saari airfield seal karwa degi lawdi.. Issliye ye safe hai..


Jatin- Gajab. 2 kaam ho jaaenge...


Main- Yep. Thoda aaram se chal 7:15 aaegi teri bhabhi Haweli..


Jatin- Ok bhai..


Humlog 7:10 baje Haweli pohanchey toh Riya ki gaadi already khaddi thi wahaan bc time se pehle aagayi thi woh toh.. Gaadi andar lagaayi maine and andar aaya toh saamne he Rohit Sam Ravi Abeer Mangal Bhabhi , Meenu, Rishi Or Riya breakfast kar rahe they..


Main- Lo bc akele akele...


Sam- Brooo...


Rohit-My fucking boy.


Sam Ravi Rohit bhaagte hue mere galle mille fir Rishi Or Mangal.. Then Bhabhi or Meenu.. Fir Riya .. Haaye.. I missed these guys..


Continued..

Paisa jaha jaana h waha ke Liye Nikal gaya
Or Bhai sahab pahoch Ghar sahi h Riya ko isilye Bheja tha jao Bhai se mil lo taaki Ghar walo se mil lenge or Riya se bhi aisa alag Kahi Milne par ghtra bhi ho Sakta tha Matlab koyi Neha jaisa aakar faltu me apni maa bahen ek karwata
Baherhal ab agla safar kaha ka h
Badhiya zabardast shaandar lajawab update

 

[Avner]

Amazing updates bro

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-557(Escaped) ​

557

Claire Chang Ami Jatin Jack or Vinnny bhi aagaye they mere room mein.. Neha or uski team ne hotel ko puri tarah se gherr rakha tha unhe bus warrant kaa intejaar tha fir woh andar aa jaane waale they..

Abeer- Kya karna hai bhosdk?? Bahaar nahi nikal shakte.. 60-70 log hain niche..

Main- Acha...

Abeer- Achya kya bhosdk.. Fans gaye hain humlog.. Ek baar arrest hue naa humlog toh matlab gand maarlega Balvant dekhlena..

Main- Humlog nahi main bhosdk.. Tumhaare naam kaa warrant thodi nikala hai.. Issliye mujhe nikalna hai uska jugaad karo..

Abeer- Haan bc.. Humaara kya he ukhaad lenge..

Main- Wahi toh..

Abeer- Kya wahi toh bhosdk tujhe toh lejaa he shakte hain tu gaya toh hum kya chudenge yahaan.. Abe..

Main-Bhosdk.. Shant hojaa ek baar.. Shant..

Abeer- Shantt lu...

Abeer aage kuch bolta usase pehle mera phone baja new number tha but true caller par likha aaraha tha DIG Range. Main samjh gaya Neha ka hai, toh maine utha liya..

Main-Hello..

Neha- Hey There Mr Most Wanted..

Main- Good Evening Neha ji..

Neha - Oh You know me..

Main- Of course i know you.. Mere baad aajkal india mein koi famous hai toh woh tum he ho..

Neha- So tumhe pata he hai kyun call kar rahi hun main..?

Main- Nope.. No idea..

Neha- So main aapke fabulous hotel k bahaar khadi hun apni force k sath.. Ab better hoga tum surrender kardo and bahaar aajaao.

Main- Surrender madam main toh Lakshadweep mein hun..

Neha- Ohshut up AP.. Juth matt bolo.. Parking ki cctv footage mein abhi kuch ghante pehle tum apne ek friend k sath aaye ho gaadi mein..

Main- Acha baat nahi hai yun private establishments k cctv footage bina warrant check karna..

Neha- It's our job.. Ab jaldi karo .. Surrender.. I swear chup chaap yahaan se leke jaaungi tumhe bina koi scene create kiye ..

Main- Not a bad idea..

Neha- Or surrender nahi karoge toh 10 minutes mein warrant bhi aajaega and fir main tumhe ghaseetke leke jaaungi media bulaaungi woh alag pure desh k saamne beijjati hogi dekhlo..

Main- Ufff... That's rude..

Neha- Yeah. I'm rude.. Tum mujhe nahi darra shakte trust me.. You don't scare me.. Now surrender Or I'll ruin your life..

Main- How about no ..

Neha- Ok.. Koi baat nahi. Pakkad toh main lungi he tumhe.. One way or another..

Main- Madam.. Meri permission k bina mujhe pakkadna toh durr mujhe koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta..

Neha- Kuch he minutes ki baat hai fir main karungi touch tumhe...

Main- Nahi karogi trust me.. Shakal bhi nahi dekhogi tum meri pakkadna toh durr ki baat hai.

Neha- Wanna bet??

Main- Lagalo bet ..

Neha- Lag gayi. Give me 20 minutes fir aati hun andar..

Main- Give me 20 seconds and I'll be gone.. Ye dekho meri ride aagayi..

Neha- What is that?? What??? Is that a chopper?? Ye city k bich mein chopper kaise le aaya?? How's this happening??

Usne apne saathiyon ko chilaatey hue kaha..

Main- Latter Babes.. See you in Delhi..

Call disconnected..

Main- Jatin tu bhi chud gaya mere sath bhosdk.. Cctv mein aatey dekh liya tujhe.. Ab Tu bhi wanted hai..

Jatin- Koi naa bhai.. Naya kya hai..

Main-Nayaa maadarchod chindi chor case nahi hai koi ab officially mere uppar jitane case lagenge naa unka accomplish hai tu yaani baraabar kaa hakkdaaar bhosdk inhone pakkad liya naa toh gand mein hath daalke teri jubaan khinch lenge.

Jatin- Pakkadenge tab naa bhai..

Main-Exactly..Chal nikalte hain bc.. Tumlog Aajaana Delhi hum nikal rahe hain.. Tumhe bhalla kon roukega.

Abeer- Copy.. Bhosdk usko bataaya kyun Delhi jaa rahe hain??

Main- Gandu helicopter ki details nikaalegi ye fir private jet takk pohanchegi and pata chal jaaega jet Delhi gaya hai .. Chal nikalta hun main..

Ye bolke main Or Jatin elevator se terrace par aaye helicopter land ho chuka tha toh humlog baithey and nikale wahaan se ek private airfield k liye jahan ek private jet humaara wait kar raha tha ... Tab jaanwar ka call aaya mere pass..

Abeer- Bc.. Abhi aaye wohlog andar.. Laal hogayi thi DIG mujhe dhamki de rahi thi.. Bolrahi kahaan gaye wohlog... Maine kaha mujhe kya pata main toh ghumne aaya hun yahaan.

Main- Lol.. Rukk ussi kaa call aaraha hai.

Maine jaanwar ka call cut kiya and Neha ka call uthaaya..

Main- Haan ji madam..

Neha- Ye khussi jyaada derr nahi rehney dungi main i promise.. I'll catch you sooner or later.. Jaaoge kahaan yahaan se..

Main- Jaa chuka madam.. Jet take off karne waala hai.. Sound suno..

Neha- What??

Main- Yeah.. Airport par log bheje tumne lekin tum bhull gayi i dont need that shit..

Neha- I'll get you bitch... Pakkad he lungi tumhe main.. Sooner or later..

Main- As I said.. Meri permission k bina tum mujhe touch bhi nahi kar shakti. See you around DIG madam.. You lost the bet by the way..

Call disconnected...

Jatin- Bawligand aurat.. Jaanti nahi kisase panga le rahi hai..

Main- Wahi toh problem hai Jatin wahi..

Humlog raat 1:30 baje Noida ki ek private airfield par land hue and wahaan se Delhi nikale gaadi mein.. Delhi bhi jaa shakte they hum jet se but abtak Neha k log harr airfield par faill gaye honge.. Toh kyun risk lena.. Maine waapis Neha ko call kiya..

Main- Kya baat madam.. Bengalore mein he rehne ka plan hai kya?? Nikaloge nahi..

Neha- Where the fuck are you??

Main-Main Delhi.. Tum log ko Bengalore passand aagaya lagta hai..

Neha- Bitch..Rukk jaao thoda..

Main- Thoda nahi.. Actually abhi toh 1 ghante orr rukkna hai tumhe.. 12:45 ki flight thi naa tumhari.. Or woh late hue jaa rahi hai.. Or late hoti rahegi.. 1:45 par nikalegi.. Yaa mere mood k hisaab se..

Neha- How are you doing that??

Main- Arrey madam.. Kamaal karti ho.. Jaanti nahi abhi tum mujhe.. Apne sathiyon se pucho.. Shruti ji se pucho AP kya cheej hai...

Neha- Tum kar kya rahe ho??

Main- Pehli baat ye tuchi harkat matt karo.. Mujhe line par banaaye rakh rahi ho tum taaki tumhare sathi mera phone track kar shakein..

Neha- What?? H. w. w. Howww...?

Main- Mast tip deta hun.. Seconds nahi 1 ghanta baat karlo caahe puri duniya ka koi hacker mera phone track nahi kar shakta.. Toh tumlog toh kya cheej ho.. Karlo try line par hun main..

Neha- Who are you??

Main- Jaan jaaogi thoda time lagega.. Hogaye 90 seconds.. Hogaya trace phone?? Kahaan aai location?? dubai?? Haina??

Neha- Howw..??

Main- Goodbye madam.. See you soon..

Call disconnected..

Continued..

Update-558(The Plan) ​

558


Jatin- Hahahaha.. Maa chod di bhai.. Plane he late karwa diya lawdo kaa.. Or phone bhi nahi track kar shaktey..


Main- Haan..


Actually Claire ne kaafi time pehle chip lagaai thi ek ab mera phone koi bhi tap yaa track nahi kar shakta...


Main- Yeah.. Tera phone faink dey bc.. Naya lenge aage jaake.. Kal tak tera number bhi nikal lenge wohlog..


Jatin ne sim todke apna phone bhi faink diya and idhar hum raat 2:30 baje pohanchey warehouse mein.. Jahaan T and J mojjud they masks k andar..


Main- Load kar diya saara paisa??


J- Yes boss.. 2 trucks hain. Alag alag boxes hain jaisa aapne bola tha 300 crore alag.1000 alag and 1400 alag..Lekin inka karna kya hai boss?? Bahaar nahi nikaal shakte yahaan se boss.. Bahaar harr kone par CBI waale khadde hain..


Main- Nahi milenge.. Yahaan se 3 kilometre piche ek cement factory hai wahaan chalna hai ye trucks leke.. Wahaan se ek Cargo Train jaane waali hai cement ki full bharke abhi 3:45 Am par yahaan Delhi se nikalegi woh train.India ko bichon bich cheerti hui via Mathura ,Jhansi , Bhopal, Nagpur hotey hue humaare pehle stop par pohanchegi Nizamabad Junction ,Telangana ,wahaan 300 crore uttaarega aaj raat 10:00 baje tabtak hopefully humlog Telangana clear kar lenge.. Uske baad wahaan se aage woh train Karnataka k border ko bus touch karti hui nikalegi Bidar City Karnataka k andar se aaj raat 12:30 baje wahaan Dusare 1000 crore uttarenge.. Fir woh train jaaegi Nizamabad se Nellore hotey hue direct Chennai Parson subah 6:00 baje jahaan last 1400 Crore unload honge. Ab Iss train ki khaasiyat ye hai ki ye train Special Goods train hai jo apne special corridor par chalti hai toh bus 26 ghante mein sab ho jaaega.. Ab special train hai toh iski checking bhi special hoti hai pehli yahaan Delhi mein dusari Nagpur Maharashtra mein and tisri Chennai.. Ab Thankfully Delhi mein mere log hain.. Nagpur mein bhi mere log hain or Chennai mein bhi mere log hain.. Yaani..


Jatin- Yaani checking ki maa ki chut..bhai aap gajab ho.. Aapki khopdi computer se bhi aage hai..


J- You have no idea of that.. No idea..


Main- Exactly.. So ab humein kuch nahi karna bus truck wahaan factory mein leke jaane hain jahaan koi nahi millega bus mere log honge checking waale ab wahaan loading k tools bhi hain toh 10 minute mein load ho jaaega paisa.. 2 pure dibbe mere liye khaali hain ..


J- Great fucking plan boss. Great.. Obviously aapke liye easy tha ye sab but this is insanely hard to think of..


Main- I know.. Also.. I need more money.. ASAP..


J- How much??


Main- 3000 crore..


J- Damn.. We are going almost double of the budget..


Main- Paise ko bhull jaa.. Kaam dekh bc koi kami ho toh bata..


J- None.. None at all boss..


Main- So paise ab tum do..kaam main kar he raha hun.


J- Paise bhi aap he doge boss.. Call karni padegi aapko wahaan se aapki permission k baad he paise release honge Or jaldi se jaldi call karo kyunki 24-36 hours lag jaane hain call k baad paisa aane mein so jaldi call karna..


Main- Number bata ..


J- Aapko pata hai boss..


Main- Abe mujhe.. Ohh ofcourse bade bhai ko pata hai.. Karlunga main.. Chal trucks uthaao pohancho factory.. Jatin 15 ek lakh cash alag uthaa le..


Humlog nikale wahaan se and industrial area k andar se he 15 minutes mein factor pohanchey gate khola and railway line takk aaye jahaan Northern Railway k 3 officers mojjud they..


Main- Parnaam sahaab parnaam..


Aadmi1- Parnaam maalik..


Usne mere pair chutte hue kaha uske baad baaki 2 ne pair chuwe mere.. Maine J ko ishara kiya toh wohlog Paisa load karne lage unhi ki machines se..


Main- Thanks for the help..


Aadmi1- Areey maalik kyun sharminda kar rahe ho.. Aapka hukkum sir aankhon par.. Aapki chattarchaaya mein rehna hai puri jindagi toh aapke kaam nahi aaye toh laanat hai humpe..


Aadmi2- Ji bhai sahaab.. Waise toh juniors ki duty lagti hai lekin jaise he aapka phone aaya hum khud chale aaye.. Koi gadbadi nahi caahiye ..


Main- Exactly.. Cctv ??


Aadmi1- Sab bandh kar diye bhai..


Main- Good. Jatin..


Jatin ne unhe paise diye gaadi se nikaalke..


Aadmi1- Arrey maalik.. Kya baat kar rahe ho.. Aapse paise leke kahaan jaaenge ...


Aadmi2- Ji.. Bhai.. Bus aapki daya bani rahe.. Paise nahi caahiye..


Main - Abe I insist.. Lene padenge ye toh. Naa nahi sununga main. Inki gaadi mein daal dey Jatin...


Ab 20 minutes baad paisa load hogaya tha train mein..


Main- Ok..main nikalta hun.. Sab sambhaal lena..


Aadmi2- Sambhaal liya bhai.. Aapka kaam hogaya samjho bus nikaal denge ab yahaan se train ko.. Aap jaaiye bhai chinta ki jarurat nahi hai.


Main- Great.. Thanks again..


Ye bolke Main J, T and Jatin nikale wahaan se.. Un dono ko drop kiya humne and Main or Jatin nikale mere ghar k liye.. Subah 7:00 baje humlog meri city pohanchey.


Jatin- Waise bhai.. Yahaan kyun aaye hain hum?? Yahaan toh sarkaar apni he hai


Main- Teri Bhabhi se milne..


Jatin- Oh.. Ye toh jaruri hai sarkaar se bhi..


Main- Yes.. Orr agla private jet yahin se lena hai humein.. Delhi NCR ki toh saari airfield seal karwa degi lawdi.. Issliye ye safe hai..


Jatin- Gajab. 2 kaam ho jaaenge...


Main- Yep. Thoda aaram se chal 7:15 aaegi teri bhabhi Haweli..


Jatin- Ok bhai..


Humlog 7:10 baje Haweli pohanchey toh Riya ki gaadi already khaddi thi wahaan bc time se pehle aagayi thi woh toh.. Gaadi andar lagaayi maine and andar aaya toh saamne he Rohit Sam Ravi Abeer Mangal Bhabhi , Meenu, Rishi Or Riya breakfast kar rahe they..


Main- Lo bc akele akele...


Sam- Brooo...


Rohit-My fucking boy.


Sam Ravi Rohit bhaagte hue mere galle mille fir Rishi Or Mangal.. Then Bhabhi or Meenu.. Fir Riya .. Haaye.. I missed these guys..


Continued..

Bahut hi badhiya update bro maza aa gaya

 

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Update 551 To 558

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Aakhir kar aditi maan hi gayi , aree AP ke sath alliance ke liye manna hi tha uske pass ab rasta bacha hi kya , waise AP ne aditi ko allaince cm bana kar acha hi kiya nahi toh aditi baad mein dikat jaroor deti ,Aur sabse jaroori baat AP ne nirvi ko deputy cm ka wada kiya wo bhi pura hua , ab Maharashtra bhi AP ka hua .

Ab AP ko balwant ke paltu officer dhund rahe hai lekin AP bhi badi chalaki se state vs center police ke khel se aram se bach raha hai , Yaha Maharashtra mein ADG ya DGP ki madad se airport aaram se cross kiya .

Aur AB AP ne kerala aur karantaka mein bhi allaince kar liya , yaha shiva aur uska sathi dono tedhi kheer ban rahe thee , lekin AP ne inki dukthi nabz pakad li ya u kahu AP ne inki kamzori ka fayda uthaya.

Dono mann nahi rahe thee lekin inhe AP ke angry roop se manana hi tha , kya kare laato ke bhoot baato se kaha maante hai ,

Ab AP 3.0 ne shiva reddy se ek helicopter ki mang ki kyuki 3.0 ko andaja tha yaha aise nahi nikala jaa sakta kyuki police prashashan piche hi hai .
Aur police officer mein bhi kon neha aur shruti sandhu [ AP bhai female police se AP ka samna baar baar kyo hota hai kabhi mady , anjali , neha, anjana, versha].

shruti toh AP se pehle mil bhi chuki hai aur idea bhi hai Ki AP kis bala ka name hai toh woh puri planning kar kar aaye hogi . ab neha toh sudha ki chamchi hai toh woh bhi sudha jaisi hi hogi .

Aur ye AP ke pass 364 seats ke number hai toh bhi sarkaar nahi banwa raha aisa kyo , Mujhe yaha do wajah lagti ya toh AP ko constitution badlwana kyuki kuch policies changes mein 2/3 rd majority chahiye rehti .
ya usee 400 pa r ka magic number chahiye jisse Indian politics ko ek statement de ki yaha BLD or AP ko girana mushkil hi nahi nanumkim hai .

AP yaha se nikal aaram se nikal hi gaya, neha aur shruti haath dhare ki dhare baithe reh gaye , aur toh AP pass
Ke pass home minister aur prime minister dono sath hai issilye AP neha aur shruti ki team ko idhar udhar divert karwata rahega .

ab toh AP north India Apne ghar bhi pahuch gaya , bahut din baad family dikhi aur riya bhi aagayi, toh next update mein family bonding dikhegi .

Chalo AP ke sath reh kar jatin bhi most wanted bangaya .
3000 crores aur chahiye ohh 1 my god almost 1 billion dollars se 3.0 ne india ki sarkaar girwa di .

Overall all updates are awesome
Waiting for next

 

[Rohit1988]

Mast update AP 316 bhai
Waiting for next update

 

[Jasdil]

Nice update bro