Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Omi4748]

Super duper update the sir
Welcome back sir

 

[Rayder55]

Well come back AP bro
Fantastic updates

 

[111ramjain]

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[Vk248517]

Update-247(College)​

Bhai-Tumlog theek ho woh good news hai.. Khair so jaao ab bahot late hogaya hai Good job again guys..

Babhi - And haan yaad rakhna doobara aisa kuch hua..

Main-Arrey nahi hoga babhi.. Main.. Oh shit..

Babhi-Kya???

Main-Gaadi wahin khaddi hai meri media waalon ko pata chal gaya toh khoon pee lenge..

Maine turant Jack ko call kiya woh yahi haweli k piche quarters mein rehta hai mostly..

Jack-Ji bhai..

Main-Abe sun Ahuja k bungalow pe meri RR khaddi hai thuki hui chaabi andar he hai abhi jaa or leke aa usko start hojaaegi bus airbag nikala hua hai..Main address bhejta hun..

Jack-Ji bhai abhi gaya..

Main-Also mask lagaake jaana media waale hain wahaan unse bachke. Inspector Choudhry hai wahaan ka incharge usse bolna maine bheja hai.

Jack-Ok bhai..

Call disconnected..

Babhi-Thuki hui?? Airbag takk khulla hai or tune bola Kharonch takk nahi aai..

Main-Good night guys.. Good Night sweet dreams.. Good Night..Nind aarahi hai..

Ye bolke main jaan bujhke ubaasi leta hua uppar jaane laga..

Babhi-Soja sojaa kal early morning college bhi jaana hai..

Bhenchod kissi ka bodyguard bananey se toh college better hai..

Main room mein aaya kapde change kiye and bed pe baitha.. Bc bahot din baad free hua.. Free kya lund hua bc Vilas Singh bhi toh aane waala hai yaa aa bhi gaya ho or woh bhaari maadarchod aadmi hai Sanjay ki gang ka sabse experienced banda hai Vilas Singh almost 30 saal se is dhandhe mein hai woh.. Jaisa maine bataya tha Sanjay k 6 Pillars they First hai Sanjay ki behan Meghna Das Then second hai obviously Sanjay ka right hand Andrews then third hai Sanjay ka left hand Bhusan fourth hai Vilas Singh fifth tha Pankaj Pandey jisko main thok chuka uski beti still jinda hai because of me obviously.. Then sixth tha Namit bhatt jisko bhi main thok chuka hun.. So ab number aata hai Vilas Singh kaa..

Vilas Singh "ye Sanjay kaa dirty
banda hai yaani ye sab kaale kaam ko safed karta hai kaafi experienced hai ye Sanjay k
sath juddne se pehle 1992 - 1997 mein 22 ki ummmar mein ye Tamilnadu kaa sabse
bada don tha abhi age 52-53 hai yaani sabse jyaada experience iske pass he hai even Sanjay se bhi jyaada issliye Sanjay isko close rakhta hai.. Iska main business hai Black Market or Prostitution kaa ye pure Asia mein ladkiyon ki smuggling karta hai harr jagah bahaar se India, india se bahaar bhi kaafi shaatir hai 1997 se wanted hai ye, tab iski fatt gayi thi pakkada Jaane waala Tha issliye woh Sanjay k sath milgaya tabse aajtak saikdon cases hain iske naam lekin koi pakkad nahi paaya i mean pakadne kaa try nahi kiya..And ab obviously ye apne business k alawa Andrews ka drugs ka dhanda sambhaalne mein bhi Nidhi ki madad karega so iske dhande he isko ghatiya banaatey hain Female trafficking, weapons, Mass Killings, smuggling and now drugs so ye hua ghatiya banda saikdon murder cases hain iske uppar so ye khulke saamne nahi aaega .. Iske uppar baaki details thi nahi mere pass uske liye maine Chang ko message kiya ki woh iski janam kundali nikaale subah takk and uske baad main mast so gaya.. Kal gaadi mein soya tha toh nind puri hui nahi thi toh main late takk sone waala tha but bichmein he mujhe jaga diya gaya..

Main-Sone do na yaar babhi..

Babhi-Sone dun?? Raiptaa khaaega college jaana hai tereko.. Kitane saal se nahi gaya hai college.. Pehle cbi ka issue uske baad woh undercover mission fir waapis aake tu Party president bangaya or ab ye.. Maheene hogaye AP..Wake up..

Main-Ok.. Ok..


Babhi kuch or sunaati usase pehle main utha and seedha fresh hone gaya uske baad mast ubalte hue paani se nahaaya bhenchod aaj bhayanak shardi hone waali thi kyunki room k andar he shardi lag rahi thi mujhe.. Fucking hell.. Ready hoke main niche aaya toh Sam or Ravi bhi ready they so humlog breakfast k liye baithtey..

Ravi-Aaj aaya naa untt pahaad k niche.. Hafte hogaye college ki shakal dekhe tujhe..

Main-bc aaj toh shardi bhi bahot jyaada haibe.. Dhund dekh toh andar aarahi hai gate se fucking hell..

Ravi-Yeah..

Sam-But on positive note tu Riya se milega aaj..

Riya.. Uska naam sunte he bc ek baarko toh sabkuch bhull jaata hun main.. Riya, Riya he hai..

Sam-Kahaan khogaya be??

Main-By the way shaadi mein Nicki mam Riya Arushi wagairaah bol rahe they ki College ko meri shakt jarurat hai kya chal raha hai?

Sam-Abe wahi president ki bakwass.. Ego aagayi hain.. Hawa bana rahe hain log baag..bache hain khuss holene dey..tere jaatey he waise bhi sudhar jaaenge.

Main-Yahi Nicki mam ne bola tha main 3-4 din lagaatar college aagaya toh sab theek hojaaega..

Sam-Wahi toh.

Humlog ne breakfast finish kiya and nikale bahaar toh bhenchod Shardi bhayanak thi thandi hawa chal rahi thi baraf waali or uppar se dhund itani ki 10 feet aage kaa kuch naa dikhe.. Fucking hell.. Humlog gaadi mein baithtey and nikale college k liye.. Main kaafi excited tha college k liye first Riya se millunga itane din se bus messages pe he baat hui hai usase jabse usko shaadi mein dance k baad maine kiss kiya tha tabse milla na hun usase.. And secondly bc finally workload se free hoke main enjoy kar shakta tha.. But mostly Riya se milne k liye he excited tha main..

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[Janu002]

Superb updates

 

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Update-237(AP The Great) ​

So humlog Jagat family k bodyguard bane hue they, and Ab jab Jagat ki family ko meri asliyat pata chal gayi thi subah subah toh finally humaari job yahaan easy hone waali thi, kyunki unke reaction se saaf tha ki woh doobara mujhse bakchodi karne ki sochenge bhi nahi. Ab main gaadi leke haweli aaya fresh hua nahaya kapde change kiye then breakfast k liye niche aaya toh sablog ek sath they aaj, bus Abeer or Ami missing they jo Jagat k yahaan they..


Deva-Kaisa chal raha hai sab...


Main-Badhiya hai bhai..


Deva-Raatko wahin tha??


Main-Range Rover mein...


Deva-Kyun andar so jaata..


Main-Arrey naa naa..


Babhi-Sharam aagayi hogi bechare ko..


Main-Naa babhi aise bheed mein mujhe nind nahi aati..


Deva-Areey by the way uska call aaya tha raatko.. Kya Naam tha uska.. Arrey kon tha woh Gupta ji..


Guptaji-Raman Bhargav bhai..


Deva-Haan wahi.. Bolraha tha kissi ne uske bhai ko maara hai toh kya woh aa shakta hai yahaan? toh maine bola tha yahaan aake baat karna khudse kuch matt karna..


Guptaji-Subah aagaya hoga bhai..


Deva-Yeah. Pata nahi kisne maara uske bhai ko..


Main-Maine..


Deva-Tune??


Main-I mean maine khudse nahi maara.. Marwaya..


Deva-Kyun kya hua??


Main-Woh Jagat ki beti ka friend ya boyfriend aisa he kuch tha . Or bahot jyaada rude tha.. Bahot jyaada harr kissi se jhagda kar raha tha then he abused Jaanwar and me so mujhe laga isko bhejdena caahiye yahaan se toh better hai..


Deva-Acha kiya.. By the way 3 he din ki protection k liye kahi thi na Jagat ne??


Main-Yeah... 2 din orr..Sam Ravi kahaan hain..


Babhi-College gaye hain, woh thodi teri tarah hain..


Main-Aji haan, babhi meri tarah koi naa hai..


Babhi-Last time college kab gaya tha??


Main-Hmmm.. Sach kahun toh yaad takk nahi hai..


Babhi-Dekha..


Main-Aap chinta matt karo exams mein unse jyaada number naa aajaaein toh kehna.. Abhi nikalta hun main..


Babhi-Byee..


Main waapis Jagat k yahaan aaya or same routine chaalu tha dhoop nikal rahi thi toh pura din unke lawn mein pair pe pair rakh k baithaney waala tha main issi planning k sath Main ek side aake baitha dhoop mein..


"Hiii"


Ye sunke main piche mudda toh Piche woh Jagat ki beti Mahi uski behan Or bhai khaddey they..


Main-Arrey madam aaiye aaiye.. Please sit..Boliye how can i help you..


Mahi-We are really really sorry..


Main-Arrey aap kyun sorry bolrahe ho madam.. Woh bhi ek security guard ko..


Maine hanste hue kaha.


Mahi-Please, at least suno toh sahi.. We are new here so humein pata nahi tha..


Main-I know..


Mahi-Aapko kaise pata ?


Main-Agar tumhe mere baare mein pata hota toh tum mere saamne bolti nahi.. Himmat he nahi hoti..


Mahi-Exactly my point.. I had no idea, literally i thought tum ek security guard ho..


Main - Wahi toh tha main..


Mahi - But uske alawa bhi toh bahot kuch ho tum..


Main-True that..


Mahi-Can i sit here..


Main-Arrey bilkul .. Baitho.. Apna he ghar samjho..


Woh teeno mere saamne baithtey..


Mahi-So humne research ki aapke uppar..


Main-Interesting..


Mahi-Divyanshu k bhaiya majaak nahi kar rahe they.. Aap real mein God Of North India ho..


Main-Yeah.. Literally.. The One and only..


Mahi-We are really really sorry..


Main-For what??


Mahi-For everything.. Woh actually hum already frustrated they ki humein yun bina baat yahaan bula liya gaya and we hate it here so woh frustration Papa pe nikaal nahi shaktey toh aaplogon ko kuch bhi boldiya.


Main-Don't worry about it..


Mahi - Sachmein maaf kiya aapne??


Main-Yeah.. For sure.. Main grudges nahi rakhta...


Mahi-Well google toh kuch or he kehta hai aapke baare mein..


Main-Jaise ki??


Vipin - Ki aap apne enemies ko jinda nahi chhodtey..


Main-Hahahaa. Woh enemies alag hain, galat bolne se koi mera enemy nahi ban jaata.. Dont worry tumlogon ko nahi maarunga..


Maine hanste hue kaha..


Priya-Kal.. Kal.. Akansha ne aapke sath photo daala tha.. Maine dekha bhi tha but mujhe laga koi or hoga.



Main-Kon Akasnha??


Priya-Arreyy.. Bollywood actress.. Singer..


Main - By face jaanta hounga..


Priya-That's even more impressive..


Main-I guess..


Priya-Keval Akansha he nahi.. Divyanka, Vivek Purohit, Jeevan, Naresh Avasthi.. Etcetera celebrities ne photos daale hain aapke sath ..


Main-Kal humaare ghar marriage thi toh yeah wahaan bahot logon k sath photo lee thi maine wohlog khuss hojaatey hain politicians k sath photo khinchwaake..


Priya-But aap toh politician nahi ho..


Main-Oh trust me Mujhse bada politician India mein naa hoga koi..


Mahi - Still again we are really sorry for everything okk??


Main-Yeah it's ok..


Humlog bahaar dhoop mein baithtey they main gate k just saamne or gate opened tha or mujhe saamne again wahi gaadi dikhi jo mujhe kal dikhi thi same make nd model aaj driver mujhe nahi dikha as Mahi mere just samne baithi thi toh woh gaadi bus mujhe wahaan se jaati hui dikhi woh bhi thodi slowly slowly.. Hmmm.. Interesting.. Kuch toh gadbad hai beta.. Something is wrong here.. Kuch toh bakchodi hai yaa toh ye koi mera he dushman hai.. Most probably ye Vilas Singh ka banda hoga kyunki ab Sanjay Das ki taraf se wahi aane waala hai so most probably ye Vilas k bandey he honge jo mujhpe najar rakhe hue hain.. But jo bhi tha ye gadbad mein tha i dont know kya but yes..


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[Bhupinder Singh]

Update-246(Done And Dusted) ​

Humlog Jagat k yahaan se nikale Abeer ki gaadi leke kyunki mere waali toh maine thok di thi, finally bhenchod free tha main.. Pehle humlog hospital gaye Jahaan Mady wagairaah they.. Wohlog humei operation theatre k bahaar he millgaye..

Mady-Hey.. Kya raha??

Main-Bhaag gaye wohlog..Yahaan Kya situation hai??

Mady - operation on hai doctors ne kaha safe hai time se aagaye humlog khoon jyaada nahi baha he'll be fine.. All thanks to you AP.. You saved his life..

Main-I'm glad..

Mady-You risked your life to save him..

Main-i did.. Dont worry about it.. I was doing my job..

Mady-No it wasn't your job, your job was to protect Jagat but still apni jaan pe khelke tumne iski jaan bachaai you are a great human being AP, no wonder people love you that much..

Main-Arrey don't even worry about it.. You helped me i helped you then we helped each other now again i helped you so apna ab chalta rahega, ab jab mujhe jarurat padegi toh I'll call you..

Mady-1000%.. Whenever you need my help just call me..

Main-I will.. Take Care Mady..

Ye bolke main Mady se galle milla and humlog nikale wahaan se..

Abeer-Bc gand fatt gayi thi be.. Bach gaye..

Main-Yeah bc..

Abeer-Bhosdk tune bola tha ki Jagat par attack nahi hoga issliye haan ki thi bhai ne..

Main-Abe mujhe kya maalum tha.. Master Boe ne bhi bataya tha ki Jagat sareef banda hai ab iske 2 he matlab ho shaktey hain yaa toh ye Jagat niche se corrupt tha yaa fir woh killers apna pattern badal rahe hain..

Abeer-Jo bhi tha humaari toh gand marr gayi thi bc tu naa aata toh kya bhayanak tarah se setup kiya tha unhone bc 1 gaadi ne takkar maaari dusari ne pit kiya or fir bc andhadhun firing taaki humlog andar naa jaa paaein gate se bc ek inch takk naa hill paa rahe they humlog... Fucking hell..

Main-Yeah yeah bc itane logon ko maar chuke hain wohlog woh bhi bina kissi chinta k so ye toh choti baat thi..

Abeer-I guess..

Main-Humaari kismat achi thi jo bach gaye..

Abeer-Kismat nahi tu tha be..

Main-Jo bhi hai..Pehle to master Boe ko sunata hun unhone he bola tha ye Jagat safe hai...

Maine master Boe ko call kiya..

Boe-Ok ok tum bolna suru karo usase pehle bata dun ki meri information ekdum sahi thi Jagat ek sareef agent tha..

Main - Aji haan master fir attack kaise hua..

Boe-Main kya bataaun ab..

Main - Aapne bola tha ispe attack nahi hoga..

Boe - Nope maine aisa kuch nahi bola tha maine bola tha ki Jagat ek sareef aadmi hai, koi galat kaam nahi karta woh, attack ki koi baat nahi hui thi..

Main - Baal baal bache hain master.. Fucking hell it was crazy shit.. Kya planning karke aaye they wohlog..

Boe - Ofcourse AP unki planning ki wajah se he toh famous hain wohlog.. Itane logon ko maar chuke hain lekin aajtak no proper clue even aaj pehli baar unka task fail hua hai and pehli baar unka saamna tujhse hua hai so unhe bhi apna match mill gaya..

Main-Main lucky tha master..

Boe-Woh toh tum humesha hote ho.. Jo bhi hai pehli dafa khaali hath loute hain wohlog or reason tha tu or tujhe pata hai last time jab Pakistan mein unke mission k bichmein koi aaya tha toh kya hua tha..

Main-Oh yeah unhone ek pura police station jala diya tha police waalon k samett, ados pados k logon takk ko jinda jala diya tha..

Boe-Yeah so ussi liye master Norman just call karne waale they tere pass..

Main - Oh don't even worry Master unhe koi idea nahi hai main kon hun mera kuch nahi bigaaad shaktey wohlog..

Maine confidently kahaa..

Boe-Are you sure??

Main-Oh yeah.. Haan ISS waalon ka pata hai unko and ISS ka ghanta kuch nahi ukhaad shaktey wohlog...

Boe-Yeah true.. By the way underworld mein bhi yahi information failaai hai humne ki Jagat ko ISS waalon ne bachaaya hai taaki tumhaara naam nahi aaye kahin..

Main-Yeah great master.. Listen i gotta go take care..

Boe - Take care AP.. Good job you proved yourself yet again..

Call disconnected..

Humlog haweli pohanchey gaadi park ki and jaise he andar enter hue toh bc puri paltan humaara intejaar kar rahi thi Bhai Babhi Mangal Meenu Rishi Sam or Ravi..Or andar aatey he unka sunaana chaalu hogaya..

Babhi-Tune kaha tha koi issue nahi hai..

Main-Arrey babhi mujhe thodi maalum tha ki aisa hojaaega..

Babhi-Toh nahi maalum tha toh kyun itana surely bola tha ki kuch nahi hoga..

Main-Babhi hota rehta hai ye sab.. Aisa kuch nahi tha..

Babhi-Juth matt bol abhi tv pe dekha maine kaise gaadiyaan paddi hain kitani bullets fire hochuki thi..

Main-Ye dekho bhalla kissi ko kuch hua hai?? Kharonch takk aai ho toh batao.. News waale aivein he kuch bhi dikhate hain unki matt suno aap.. Itana late hogaya hai so jaao.. Its ok..

Babhi - Agar tune fir aise juth bola teri taangein tod dungi..

Main - Ok baba done..

Bhai - Yeah AP ye unnecessary risk nahi lena tha tujhe, mana kardetey Jagat ko..

Main-Arrey bhai aapki kasam sab confirmed tha ki kuch nahi hoga warna main khud mana kardeta aapko bola tha maine ki its dangerous.. But i dont know kya hua..But sab theek hai main hun yahaan Jagat and uski family bhi theek hai wohlog ab apni jimedaari nahi hain haan apne ehsaan k niche dab jarur gaya hai woh and that is the good news..

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Superb zabardast update pe update maza aagya bhai...

 

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Update-238(Sudha Choudhary) ​

Main uss gaadi k baare mein soch he raha tha ki baaki sablog bhi aagaye breakfast karke or woh teeno bhai behan baaki sabko bhi ek baar sorry bolke nikal gaye.

Humlog ne pura din again same routine se nikaala aaj Jagat ki family mein se koi bahaar nahi gaya toh hum sab wahin they ab shyaam ko Jagat mere pass aaya..

Jagat - AP i know tumne humein bahaar jaane se mana kiya hai but aaj humein thoda bahaar jaana hai..

Main - No worries.. Jaake aao bindaas..

Jagat - Well humaari puri family jaa rahi hai ek known k betey ki shaadi hai..

Main- Sure go ahead.. Ye sablog chale jaaenge tumhaare sath I'll stay here..

Jagat - Tum nahi aaoge??

Main-Mehh.. Not really.. Don't worry Mady ki team Abeer or Ami yelog kaafi hain..

Jagat - Ok.. Just letting you know..

Main-Cool..

Jagat chala gaya wahaan se maine Mady wagairaah ko unke sath jaane k liye ready kardiya..Fuck that main koi shaadi mein nahi jaane waala..

Khair shyaam 7 baje Jagat ki family ready thi jaane k liye and wohlog k sath baaki sab jaane waale they mere alawa main tabtak ghar jaane waala tha so main nikala ghar k liye..

Ghar aaya toh bhai or babhi ready they kahin jaane k liye..

Main-Waah babhi bhayanak cute lagrele ho.

Babhi-Aww! Thanks Betu..

Main-Kidhar Jaa rahe waise..

Deva-Tujhe nahi maalum??Arrey teri wajah se he toh shaadi horahi hai..Teri best friend k Bete ki shaadi hai..

Main-Aaila. Aisa kon aagaya..

Deva-Sudha choudhary K Betey Dheeraj ki shaadi hai..

Main-Oh Fuck really?? Uski shaadi toh sachmein meri wajah se he horahi hai..

Deva-Or nahi toh kya.

Well Sudha Chaudhary k Bete ki shaadi sachmuch meri wajah se he horahi hai.. Yaad hai uska affair chal raha tha apne dost ki biwi k sath jisko maine publicly expose kardiya tha fir majburan Sudha ko shaadi k liye haan bolna padda tha.. Wahaan toh jaana tha yaar maine promise kiya tha Sudha ko ki main jarur aaunga..

Main-Yaar wahaan toh jaana tha mereko.. Maine promise kiya tha Sudha ko ki jarur aaunga..

Deva-Well.. Awesome.. Jaa meri jagah.. Mujhe toh waise bhi nahi jaana uske yahaan.. Woh toh woh Mangal ki shaadi mein aai thi toh humaari side se kissi ko toh jaana padega..

Main-True.

Deva-Tu lejaa Deepu ko..

Main-Ok.. Sure.. Hell yeah.. Matlab woh Jagat family bhi udhar he gayi hogi... Babhi main ready hoke aata hun..

Babhi - Jaldi please haan..

Main-Abhi aaya babhi.. 5 minutes..

Main room mein aaya seconds k hissab se nahaya and then main ready hua and same kapde pehne jo Mangal ki shaadi mein pehne they 35 lakh ka attire tha mera bhenchod dushman k yahaan toh style se jaana caahiye bc.. Main niche aaya..

Main-9 minutes mein aagya babhi..

Babhi - Great.. Chal ab.

Main-Gaadi nikaal laaun main aap baitho tabtak..

Babhi-Gaadi bahaar haina..

Main-Woh nahi mehngi waali leke jaaunga.. Rukko..

Babhi - Mr Showoff..

Main bahaar aaya garage gaya jahaan Rahul tha apne shyaam kaka ka beta usko bola Aston Martin nikaal laa.. Woh 5 minutes baad gaadi leke waapis aaya bhenchod ye hui naa baat currently ye meri sabse jyaada show off waali Car hai ektoh bhenchod mehangi hai uppar se supercar hai then iski sound bhenchod insane hai specially upgrade karwa lene k baad so yeah ye car best thi.. Main bahaar aaya babhi ko baithaya and nikale humlog.

Babhi-Dulhe ko direct competition dene jaaraha hai lagta hai.. Looking awesome haan AP..

Main-Arrey dulha ghanta mere competition mein aaega babhi..

Babhi - True.. Tu alag he hai.. One and only..

Main-Exactly....Dushman k ghar jaane kaa maja he kuch orr hai.. Aapko pata hai wahaan k 90% guests mere haters millenge..

Babhi - Really??

Main-Oh yeah majaak nahi 90% log meri shakal dekhna nahi caahtey wahaan.. Dekhlena jaake aap..

Babhi - Hehhee.. Jealous people..

Main-Yess.. Arrey btw gift wagairaah liya kuch??

Babhi - Kahaan.. Lena hai.. Kya dein??

Main-I don't know.. Aap batao.. Main ghanta gift dunga kissi ko..

Babhi - Sun main Uski wife k liye kuch lelungi tu uss ladke k liye kuch lelena..

Main-Mall se he lelenge it'll be quicker..

Babhi-Ok..

Main-Jaldi karna haan please..

Maine gaadi mall parking mein lee main watch lene waala tha. But mehangi waali jisko pehananey pe majbur ho saamne waala atleast ek baar k liye toh.. Jab bhi pehane usse yaad aaye ki maine kaisi gand maari thi uski.. So main seedha Rolex mein gaya wahaan se Record 45 seconds mein ek watch khareedi almost 9 lakh ki and then main turant waapis parking mein aagaya.. Thankfully aaj babhi ne bhi jyaada time nahi lagaya or woh jaldi he aagaye as humlog already bahot late they so humlog nikale wahaan se and seedha Sudha Chaudhary k Bungalow pe aaye jo bc jagmag saja rakha tha pura, police, security media sablog mojjud they as kaafi vips aae honge..But Main gaadi bilkul aage takk leke gaya and wahaan park karke humlog niche uttare ab media ko main dikhun or woh mere piche naa bhaage woh toh impossible hai so media ka jhund meri taraf bhaga but thankfully police or Security waalon ne unhe piche he rokk liya and humlog chale Sudha k ghar k andar.. Ok here goes nothing..

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Superb update bhai

 

[Raj142]

AMAZING UPDATE BHAI

 

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Update-239(Baldev Patel - 1)​

Humlog andar enter hue toh pura lawn saja rakha tha ekdum badhiya se..

Babhi - Nice decorations haan..

Main-True..

"Hii There AP".

Humaare side se ek ladki ki awaaj aai main mudda toh woh thi Shreya Choudhary, Sudha ki beti, woh news channel wali and uske sath uski choti behan Neha jo mere college mein hai.. Wohlog logon k welcome k liye khaddey they..

Main-Oh Hii Shreya..

Shreya-Deepika Ji Welcome Welcome.. Thank for gracing us with your presence..

Deepika -Arrey aana toh tha he..

Shreya k sath formality karke humlog aage aaye toh sabse pehle humein dikha ek jhund India k sabse bade and powerful netao kaa jhund.. Wahaan Sudha thi Uska londa and uski wife uske alawa ab India K Prime Minister, then almost sab cabinet ministers or Ruling party President or Ruling party ka mera sabse bada dushman Balvant Patel and unke alawa most importantly ekmaatar sensible aadmi, India ka sabse powerful politician and India ka Home Minister and Balvant Patel ka Baap Baldev Patel.. Ruling party ka i guess ekmaatar aisa shaks jo mujhse Nafrat nahi karta ye sachmein bahot badhiya shaks hai humaara family friend hai ye mere dadaji ka khaas tha... Usse dekh mujhe better feel hua warna toh maadarchod sab dushman he dikhe wahaan mujhe.

Khair unke sath unki families uske alawa kuch businessmans unki families wagairaah wahaan mojjud thi almost 30-35 logon ka jhund tha woh.. Babhi ko koi relative mill gayi wahaan toh woh unke sath baat karne lagi or main uss jhund k orr close aaya taaki sabko by face dekh shakun.. Kyunki CBI waali kirti k according meri gand maarne waale yahi log they Sabse aage Sudha Choudhary and Balvant patel and kaafi saare cabinet ministers.. Apna Jagat bhi wahin baitha tha apni biwi k sath uski betiyan or beta piche khaddey they uske.. Main aage aaya toh meri najar Baldev Se takraai or mujhe dekhtey he woh hanste hue khadda hua..

Baldev-Aaao aao mere sher aao..

Ye sun main hanste hue unki taraf gaya or unke pair chune ko jukha toh unhone mujhe bichmein he pakkad liya..

Baldev-Arrey tu toh galle mill galle..

Ab uske bolne se sabka dhyaan gaya meri taraf or mujhe literally bhenchod jalne ki boo aai.. Literally..

Baldev - Kaise ho??

Main-Badhiya uncle aap batao??

Baldev-Mujhe kya he hoga haan?? 77 ki umar mein bhi ghode jaisa khadda hun..

Main-(Hanske) I can see that...

Baldev-Khadda kyun hai baith.. Sudha chair lagwane ka bolo kissi ko....

Sudha-Jii..

Main-Arrey nahi aaplog baitho important baat chal rahi hogi..

Baldev-Arrey inse toh main rojj mill leta hun tumse bhalla kab mill paata hun baitho baitho..

Ek nokar ne wahaan chair lagaai uncle k just bagal mein or main baitha unke sath..

Baldev-Deva se toh mulaqaat hoti rehti hai tu eid ka chand horaha hai bilkul.. Tumhare ghar aaya toh bhi nahi dikhta tu..

Main-Bus idhar udhar he kahin hounga uncle..

Baldev- Ye toh hai, harr jagah he hota hai tu..Ek din bhi aisa nahi jissdin tera jikar nahi sunta main..

Main-Hopefully acha jikar he hota hoga..

Baldev-Hahaha.. Ofcourse Acha he hoga. Actually abhi bhi tera he jikar hone wala tha .By the way ye apne Nanda ji ko jaanta hoga tu.. Businessman hain bahot bade..

Nanda-Arrey sir bade kahaan....

Baldev-Chup.. Hai so hai.. So ye abhi keh rahe they ki Sudha ji k bete ki hone waali bahu kitani kismat waali hai ki North India ki Sabse powerful family mein uski shaadi horahi hai.. Toh maine unko kaha ki no doubt bahu kismat waali jarur hai jo itane badhiya gharaane mein uski shaadi horahi hai or Sudha jaisi Saas milli hai jo maa se bhi badhke hai.. Lekin ye powerful waali baat main nahi maanta.. Bilkul bhi nahi.. Toh ab Nanda ne mujhse pucha ki Patel Sahaab or bhalla kon ho shakta hai North India mein. Arrey murkh insaan ye hai North India ki sabse powerful family.. Literally.. Inse uppar North India mein koi nahi hai uppar kya koi aas pass bhi nahi hai no one..

Main-Arrey bus uncle aapki daya hai..

Baldev-Naa naa naa.. Koi daya nahi hai AP ye mehnat hai pehle tumhaare dadaji ki fir tumhare bhai ki or ab Teri..Meri kya daya hogi?? Mere uppar tere Dadaji ki daya thi.. Pm sahaab..

PM-Ji....

Baldev - Aapko ek bahot puraani baat sunata hun.. Main or Tumhare Cacha ji jab koi 22-23 ki ummar k rahe honge jawaan khoon tha or hum uss samay ki sarkar k khilaaf pardarshan kar rahe they or uss time ki sarkaar aapko pata he hai kitani shaktishali thi ektarfa jeet jaatey they wohlog harr jagah, humse doguna rutba tha unka.. Toh hum dono ne dharna diya or kaafi kuch utt pataang bola sarkaar ko toh humaare uppar khud uss time k Prime Minister ne case karwa diya tha or arrest warrant nikalwa diya pure desh ki police piche padd gayi thi humaare kabhi Chennai kabhi Pune kabhi Mumbai kabhi Goa aise bhaage fir rahe they lekin police wahin pohanch jaati fir end mein Hum gaye Haryana issi sehar mein yahaan mille hum iske dadaji, Choudhary sahaab se unse pehle 2-3 baar Delhi mulaqaat hui thi toh humne madad maangi unse or unhone kaha ki chinta matt karo yahaan tumhe koi nahi pakkadne aaega.. Humne kaha dhanywaad Choudhary Sahaab bus chippne ki jagah or dedo bus kuch din.. Toh unhone hanske Humse pucha Chippna kyu hai?? Maine kaha ki arre Choudhary Sahaab Desh ki harr tarah ki police humaare piche paddi hai, Prime Minister ne khud humein pakkadne k aadesh diye hain isase bura bhalla kya ho shakta hai toh chippna toh padega he.. Toh unhone hanske kaha uski koi jarurat nahi hai ye bolke unhone humaare saamne telephone uthaya hum kuch samjh paatey usase pehle unhone phone laga diya tha or bus itana he kaha.." Baldev Patel or Ram Singh humaare mehmaan hain or humaari haweli mein reh rahe hain inhe koi takleef nahi honi chahiye" .. Or saamne se awaaj aai "Ji Choudhary sahaab jo hukkum".. Bus unhone phone rakh diya.. Ab humein laga kissi police waale ko lagaya hoga phone toh humne kaha ki Choudhary sahaab police ki nahi chalegi humein pakkadne ka aadesh khud Prime Minister ne diya hai toh aapke phone ko kon sunega.. Toh unhone bade he aaram se hanste hue apni typical haryanvi mein kaha "Pehalwaan Yo Pardhan Mantri ka he phone tha".. HE Called the damn Prime Minister for us.. Or uss time toh woh politics mein bhi nahi they puri tarah se, or independence India ka aajtak k sabse powerful prime minister ne unko kaha "Ji Choudhary Sahaab Jo Hukkum"....

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