Update-345(Working On It)
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Main still bhai k room k saamne khadda tha door knock kiya lekin door khulla nahi .. Toh maine abki baar jorse door knock kiya..
Main-Bhai...
Finally andar light on hui or darwaja khulla jo Babhi ne khola tha darwaja khulte he main andar aaya toh bhai still bed pe he they..
Babhi-Oye kya hua?? AP??
Main-Idhar aao toh Babhi dono mere saamne khaddey ho jaao..
Deva-Matlab??
Main-Ssshhh! Haan aise.. Ab meri baat suno dhyaan se.. Batao kya help caahiye aapko meri?? Bindaas boldo.. Babhi aapko kuch problem hai?? Bhai aapko?
Ye sun un dono ne mujhe ajeeb najaron se ghurra.. Guilt wuilt jaisa kuch naa tha unke cehre par matlab inhe meri help naa caahiye..
Meri baat sun bhai khaddey hue or unhone apna Daru waala cabinet khola or usme uppar se niche takk najar doudaai..
Deva-Meri toh koi bottle missing nahi hai.. Bahaar se laake pee gaya kya??
Babhi-Orr Pee kab gaya?? Pait bharke dinner toh kiya tha?? Khaane k baad bhi pee lee??
Main-Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho yaar kuch naa peeya Maine.. Aise he shakk naa karo..
Deva-Shakk?? AP raat k 12:30 baje hain, aadhi raat ko tu yahaan aaya or ye kya he puch raha hai .?? Daru nahi toh kya hai??
Main-Pencho saadhe baarah bajgaye??
Babhi-Lo bolo tujhe time ka bhi nahi pata.. Fir bolta shakk naa karo .Pakka daru pee hai tune..
Main-Arrey aapki kasam babhi.. Woh toh kya haina.. Lambi story hai baadmein bataaunga aapko but kissi ko meri help caahiye or woh mujhe bata nahi raha main ussi ka pata laga raha hun..
Babhi-Hainnn??
Main-I know i know weird hai but yahi hai..
Deva-Bhai Tu or teri khopdi..
Main-Sorry my bad aaplog so jaao..
Deva-Pakka??
Main-Yep.. I am sorry..
Babhi-Tu bhi sojaa..
Main-YeP..
Ye bolke main bhai k room se bahaar aaya, bc 12:30 baj gaye matlab 4 ghantey se yahi sab soch raha tha main iski maa kaa.. Ab?? Bhai babhi toh clean hain.. Hmm continue karta hun, ye best time hai bc nind mein log vulnerable honge unka cehra easy rahega padhne k liye.. Good. Gand marrae nind,nind toh roj letey hain . Next?? Rishi?? Uska room he close hai.. Bc ye kya he chipaa lega mujhse iska toh thobda he padhlunga main..
Maine Rishi ka door knock kiya but aaram se taaki bhai babhi naa sun lein.. Door nahi khulla toh thoda sa jor lagaya Maine and finally andar hal chal hui Or light on hui and gate khulla... Main seedha andar gaya..
Main-Haan beta bata kya dikkat hai?? Kyun nahi bataai mujhe..?? Kya help caahiye??
Rishi bhi mujhe dekhta raha then mere pass aaya..
Main-Bawligand chummi lega kya..
Lekin Rishi ne mera munh sungha..
Main-Arrey daru nahi pee haibe.
Rishi-Chutiya hai kya thoda sa?? Kya time hua??
Main-12:30 something.. Tu jawaab dey..
Rishi-Arrey ghanta kiska jawaab dun?? Kisko dikkat hai??
Main-Tujhe koi dikkat nahi hai??
Rishi-Haina dikkat bc aadhi raat jagaa diya ye dikkat hai..
Main-Lund sojaa..
Rishi-Arrey bata toh kya hua..?
Main-Kuch nahi.. Sojaa.. Subah batata.
Rishi-Bawligand..
Ye bolke main uske room se bahaar aaya.. Bc ye bhi clean.. Iske baad?? Jaanwar ka room hai next..
Ab maine jaanwar ka room khatkhataaya.. And again kaafi derr baad room khulla Or main fir wahi andar gaya seedha..
Main-Acha bhosdk ye baat hogayi ab mujhse baat chipaane laga?? Jaldi se batadey ab kya dikkat hai.. Hain??
Abeer-Nind mein hai kya bawligand?? Yaa nashe mein??
Main-Tujhe help nahi caahiye??
Abeer-Haao caahiye naa help ab nind kharaab kardi toh nind nahi aaegi easily, baithke lori sunaadey..
Main-Bakchod..
Abeer-Tujhe kya hua be abhi aadhi raatko??
Main-Subah bataadunga soja mujhe bhi nind aarahi hai..
Abeer-Main toh so he raha tha chutiye..
Main-Doobara soja..
Ye bolke main jaanwar k room se bahaar aaya and bina piche mudde uppar chadh gaya agla room uppar tha ab sabse pehle Mangal and Meenu kaa. Maine unka door knock kiya main sure tha mangal turant gate kholega woh bahot light sleeper hai jaldi he jaag jaata hai or wahi hua door Meenu ne khola but Mangal jaag gaya tha.. Main andar aaya..
Main -Haan toh bhai newlywed couple kya haal hai?? Itane bade hogaye ki mujhe baat nahi bataoge ab haan?? Kya dikkat hai bol Mangal .. Meenu my best friend Tu bata..
Mangal ne meri baat suni aaram se bed se utha woh or mere bilkul close aake Rishi ki tarah munh sungha mera..
Main-Areey nahi pee haibe nahi pee hai.. Sabko kyun lagta hai bc daru pee hai maine..
Mangal-Woh dekh.. Ghaddi dekh.. 1 baj gaya hai raatka, or raatke ek baje aake ye bawli bawli baat karega toh nahi lagega kya pee hai tune!?
Main-Arrey nahi pee hai bhai teri kasam..
Meenu-But AP hua kya?? Tu theek haina??
Main-Main theek hun , tumlog batao tum theek ho na??
Meenu-Yeah..
Mangal-Abtak toh theek he hain..
Main-Sorry fir sojaao subah batata kya tha..
Ye bolke main turant nikal gaya unke room se bc hadd hogayi.. Fuckk.. But dont worry sahi track pe hai tu abhi toh bahot log baaki hain..
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