PAAP
14. PEEPAL
UPDATE 3
Kaise?
Kaun keh sakta hai. Aur vaise bhi ishq aur mushq chhupaye nahi chhupte. Aur vo toh phir bhi ek Rajkumari thi, kabhi na kabhi toh baat khulni hi thi. Kehte hain ke vo pooja ke baad 2-3 din mandir mein rukti thi, is bahane se ke vo Shiv ki bahut badi bhakt hai par asliyat ye thi ke yahan ruk kar vo Ajmal ke saath waqt guzarti thi.
Phir?
Phir ek din dono ko kisi ne saath dekh liya aur baat pahunch gayi Rajshri ke pita tak. Jisne bhi unhen dekha, vo Ajmal ko pehchan gaya ke vo mughal hai. Ye baat un dino ki hai jab Badshah Akbar ne Maharani Jodhabai se shaadi ki thi. Is baat ko lekar un dino Rajputon mein vaise hi kaafi aakrosh tha. Jab ye baat Rajshri ke pita par khuli, toh pehle se hi gusse mein betha Raja aur pagla gaya.
[Machis jalne ki aawaz]
Ek cigarette mujhe bhi dena saahib.
Haan lijiye
[Phir machis jalne ki aawaz]
Phir kya hua?
Ek poornima ki pooja ke 2 din baad ki baat thi. Rajshri phir bahana karke Pooja ke baad mandir mein hi ruki hui thi aur Ajmal bhi yahin tha. Un dono ko dekh liya gaya tha aur baat Rajshri ke pita tak pahunch chuki thi. Gusse se pagal Raja fauran apne kuchh aadmi lekar mandir pahunch gaya.
Usne maar diya dono ko?
Haan. Kehte hain ke vo raat ke waqt yahan pahuncha aur jab vo aaya toh vo dono premi yahahn ret ke teele par khule aasman ke neeche prem leela mein magan the. Raja aaya toh Ajmal ko maarne tha par Apni beti ko yun be-libaas ek mamuli sipahi ki baahon mein dekh kar vo apna aapa kho betha aur usi waqt usne Ajmal ke saath saath apni beti ko bhi maar dala.
Horrible. Phir?
Bas itni hi kahani hai sahib. Uske baad kya hua kisko pata. Waqt ke saath sab mit gaya. Vo rajwade bhi mit gaye aur vo mughal bhi mit gaye, bas reh gaya ye Peepal ka ped.
Peepal wali baat ab bhi samajh nahi aayi. Is poori kahani se is ped ka kya lena dena?
Jahan is ped ki jaden hain na saahib, vahin un dono premiyon ko khoon gira tha. Unke marne ke kuchh din baad jaane kaise yahan ret mein ye Peepal ka ped ug aaya.
Now thats an interesting story. Toh aapko lagta hai ke ye Peepal ka ped Akbar ke zamane se yahan hai?
Nahi. Ye wala toh mere saamne hi bada hua hai. Jab purana ped marne lagta hai toh bilkul uski bagal mein
ek naya ped ugta hai aur purani ped ki jagah le leta hai.
Toh yahan pehle ek doosra ped tha?
Ji haan. Jab main chhota tha tab. Mere saamne hi vo ped khatam hua aur jaise apne aap hi dheere dheere toot kar bikhar gaya. Aise jhada jaise mitti ka bana ho aur dheere dheere mitti gir rahi ho. Aur jaise jaise vo ped khatam hua, uski jagah ye naya ped ug aaya.
Peepal hi kyun? Koi doosra ped kyun nahi?
Kudrat ki baat hai sahab. Aur doosra ped bhi kyun, peepal kyun nahi? Agar bargad hota toh aap kehte the aam ka ped kyun nahi? Neem hota toh kehte ke seb ka ped kyun nahi? Ye toh kudrat ki baat hai sahab.
Toh gaon ke logon ka is ped ko lekar kya kehna hai?
Logon ka maanna hai ke jis tarah se ye registan ke beech hara bhara ped khada hai, usi tarah se ye logon ki mannat poori karta hai. Unki pareshani door karke unki sookhi zindagi ko phir hara bhara kar deta hai.
Aap maante hain?
Bilkul.
Toh matlab Rajshri aur Ajmal marne ke baad bhi logon ki murad poori kar rahe hain? Khud chale gaye aur pichhe chhod gaye ek peepal ka ped?
Chale gaye? [Hasne ki aawaz] Nahi sahab, vo toh ab bhi yahin hain.
[Tape-recorder girne ki aawaz]
Yahin hain matlab?
Har poornima ki raat vo dono yahan laut aate hain. Prem leela karte hain. Jahan dono zinda ek na ho sake, marne ke baad ek hote hain.
Wow [Hasne ki aawaz] Aur aap maante hain ye sab?
Bilkul
Aapne dekha un dono ko?
Nahi
Kisi aur ne dekha?
Jisne dekha vo zinda bacha nahi.
Matlab vo dono ab bhoot bankar logon ko maar rahe hain?
Aapko aapki biwi ke saath rati-kriya karte hue koi dekhe toh aap kya karenge? Unko us halat mein dekh kar maar diya gaya tha.....
14. PEEPAL
UPDATE 3
Kaise?
Kaun keh sakta hai. Aur vaise bhi ishq aur mushq chhupaye nahi chhupte. Aur vo toh phir bhi ek Rajkumari thi, kabhi na kabhi toh baat khulni hi thi. Kehte hain ke vo pooja ke baad 2-3 din mandir mein rukti thi, is bahane se ke vo Shiv ki bahut badi bhakt hai par asliyat ye thi ke yahan ruk kar vo Ajmal ke saath waqt guzarti thi.
Phir?
Phir ek din dono ko kisi ne saath dekh liya aur baat pahunch gayi Rajshri ke pita tak. Jisne bhi unhen dekha, vo Ajmal ko pehchan gaya ke vo mughal hai. Ye baat un dino ki hai jab Badshah Akbar ne Maharani Jodhabai se shaadi ki thi. Is baat ko lekar un dino Rajputon mein vaise hi kaafi aakrosh tha. Jab ye baat Rajshri ke pita par khuli, toh pehle se hi gusse mein betha Raja aur pagla gaya.
[Machis jalne ki aawaz]
Ek cigarette mujhe bhi dena saahib.
Haan lijiye
[Phir machis jalne ki aawaz]
Phir kya hua?
Ek poornima ki pooja ke 2 din baad ki baat thi. Rajshri phir bahana karke Pooja ke baad mandir mein hi ruki hui thi aur Ajmal bhi yahin tha. Un dono ko dekh liya gaya tha aur baat Rajshri ke pita tak pahunch chuki thi. Gusse se pagal Raja fauran apne kuchh aadmi lekar mandir pahunch gaya.
Usne maar diya dono ko?
Haan. Kehte hain ke vo raat ke waqt yahan pahuncha aur jab vo aaya toh vo dono premi yahahn ret ke teele par khule aasman ke neeche prem leela mein magan the. Raja aaya toh Ajmal ko maarne tha par Apni beti ko yun be-libaas ek mamuli sipahi ki baahon mein dekh kar vo apna aapa kho betha aur usi waqt usne Ajmal ke saath saath apni beti ko bhi maar dala.
Horrible. Phir?
Bas itni hi kahani hai sahib. Uske baad kya hua kisko pata. Waqt ke saath sab mit gaya. Vo rajwade bhi mit gaye aur vo mughal bhi mit gaye, bas reh gaya ye Peepal ka ped.
Peepal wali baat ab bhi samajh nahi aayi. Is poori kahani se is ped ka kya lena dena?
Jahan is ped ki jaden hain na saahib, vahin un dono premiyon ko khoon gira tha. Unke marne ke kuchh din baad jaane kaise yahan ret mein ye Peepal ka ped ug aaya.
Now thats an interesting story. Toh aapko lagta hai ke ye Peepal ka ped Akbar ke zamane se yahan hai?
Nahi. Ye wala toh mere saamne hi bada hua hai. Jab purana ped marne lagta hai toh bilkul uski bagal mein
ek naya ped ugta hai aur purani ped ki jagah le leta hai.
Toh yahan pehle ek doosra ped tha?
Ji haan. Jab main chhota tha tab. Mere saamne hi vo ped khatam hua aur jaise apne aap hi dheere dheere toot kar bikhar gaya. Aise jhada jaise mitti ka bana ho aur dheere dheere mitti gir rahi ho. Aur jaise jaise vo ped khatam hua, uski jagah ye naya ped ug aaya.
Peepal hi kyun? Koi doosra ped kyun nahi?
Kudrat ki baat hai sahab. Aur doosra ped bhi kyun, peepal kyun nahi? Agar bargad hota toh aap kehte the aam ka ped kyun nahi? Neem hota toh kehte ke seb ka ped kyun nahi? Ye toh kudrat ki baat hai sahab.
Toh gaon ke logon ka is ped ko lekar kya kehna hai?
Logon ka maanna hai ke jis tarah se ye registan ke beech hara bhara ped khada hai, usi tarah se ye logon ki mannat poori karta hai. Unki pareshani door karke unki sookhi zindagi ko phir hara bhara kar deta hai.
Aap maante hain?
Bilkul.
Toh matlab Rajshri aur Ajmal marne ke baad bhi logon ki murad poori kar rahe hain? Khud chale gaye aur pichhe chhod gaye ek peepal ka ped?
Chale gaye? [Hasne ki aawaz] Nahi sahab, vo toh ab bhi yahin hain.
[Tape-recorder girne ki aawaz]
Yahin hain matlab?
Har poornima ki raat vo dono yahan laut aate hain. Prem leela karte hain. Jahan dono zinda ek na ho sake, marne ke baad ek hote hain.
Wow [Hasne ki aawaz] Aur aap maante hain ye sab?
Bilkul
Aapne dekha un dono ko?
Nahi
Kisi aur ne dekha?
Jisne dekha vo zinda bacha nahi.
Matlab vo dono ab bhoot bankar logon ko maar rahe hain?
Aapko aapki biwi ke saath rati-kriya karte hue koi dekhe toh aap kya karenge? Unko us halat mein dekh kar maar diya gaya tha.....
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