Update-114
"to ab plan kya hai..."hostel me pahuchkar Arun ne mujhse
puchha...
"main soch raha hoon ki 2001 price wala goggles aaj hee mall se le aaun,jo maine last week mall me dekha tha "
.
"bhad me jaye tera wo goggles aur ab ye bata ki karna kya hai...mujhe ab na jaane kyun aisa lag raha hai ki maine tera sath dekar galat kiya,kahi hum lambe lafde me na fans jaye
"apne chehre ko towel se pochhate hue Saurabh ne mere new goggles lene ke plan ko beech me hee rok diya
"ab kaisa lafda be, ab to jo hona tha ho chuka hai...jinhe marna tha unhone maar diya aur jinhe maar khana tha ,unhone bhi maar kha liya...bas topic end "
"beta,topic end nahi hua hai..abhi humne jo action kiya hai uska according to newton's third law humare action ke badle uske barabar ek reaction to aayega hee aur wo bhi opposite direction me...bole to talwar ab humare gardan ke upar latakne wali hai..."jis towel se Saurabh apna chehra saaf kar raha tha use mere face par fekte hue kaha
"mujhe samajh nahi aata ki log hamesha Newton ke third law ka hee example kyun dete hai, jabki third law se pahle first and second law aata hai...aur waise bhi maine unke reaction ko shuru hone se pahle hee khatam kar diya hai isliye chinta ki koyi baat nahi"
"kya kiya tune aur jab se canteen me meri pelayi hui hai tab se mera tujhpar se vishwas uth sa gaya hai...sale khud to marta hai sath me mujhe bhi marwata hai..."Arun beech me hee tapak pada"mujhe bhi ab aisalag raha hai ki tera sath dekar maine bahut badi galti kar di,kahi un dono ne phhir se police me report kar diya to
"
"wo to karenge hee"Arun ki fadte hue maine kaha"aur police college me bhi aayegi aue hostel me bhi aayegi aur to aur hume apne sath le jaane ki koshish bhi karegi..."
"bose dk, is baar to gaye kaam se, tu humara dost nahi hai..."Arun aur Saurabh ek sath mujhpar chillaye...
"abey gala fadna band karo...pahle mujhe baat to puri karne do..."apni t-shirt utarkar Arun ke face par phhekte hue main bola"apna kallu warden kis din kaam aayega..."
"kya ghanta kaam aayega wo kallu...balki wo to ulta humari aur shikayat kar dega...ek to pahle se hee tu use pasand nahi hai ,upar se ab ye naya locha.."meri t-shirt ko wapas meri taraf fekte hue Arun ne Saurabh se kaha"Saurabh mere bhai, mera bhi sixth sense kuchh-kuchh kaam karne laga hai...aur jaisa ki maine andaza lagaya hai uske hisab se hum dono ke pair police walo ne rassi se baandh diye hai aur dande se gand fatat le pel rahe hai.... abki baar to achchhe se chud gaye..."
"chup kar be chodu ,khud to dara hua hai upar se Saurabh ke pichhwade me bhi pin thok raha hai...Saurabh tu yakin maan apna warden apni side lega..."
"sunkar dil ko sukoon mila lekin mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki aisa kuchh bhi nahi hone wala...matlab ki hostel warden bhala humara sath kyun dega "
"our kallu warden will do this for me ,for you,for Arun,for hostel,for hostelers and for Sidar "
"dekh Arman ,abhi jyada dialogue bazi mat chod...warna do ko to pel ke aaya hee hoon,teesara number tera laga dunga...isliye short me bata lekin achchhe se bata..."
"Sidar ne warden ko humari taraf se gawahi dene ke liye mana liya hai,that's it...ab tum dono ke gobar bhare dimag me kuchh ghusa ya phhir german language me samjhaun ya phhir french me ya phhir spanish me..."
"sab samajh gaya apun " mujhe gale lagate hue Saurabh ne thanks kaha...
"apun bhi sara matter samajh gaya hai , thanks to Sidar ki wo har samay humari madad karne ke liye taiyar rahta hai...beta Arman ,yadi Sidar na hota to teri koyi bhi dal nahi galti...."
"yeah...i know
"cigarette ke packet se ek cigarette nikalte hue maine kaha aur dil hee dil me MTL bhai ka humara sath dene ke liye shukriya ada kiya...
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"waise Saurabh,Arman ne kuchh aur bhi promise kiya tha...yaad hai ki bhool gaya..."
Arun ke aisa bolte hee main samajh gaya ki wo mere kis promise ki baat kar raha hai aur main us waqt thoda pareshan sa ho gaya...kyunki dono ko ladayi me shamil karte waqt to maine badi aasani se kah diya tha ki main unke liye Divya aur Vibha ka jugad karunga...lekin mujhe maloom tha ki ye kaam bahut mushkil hai . Vibha ko to main khud bhi abhi tak nahi pata paya tha,isliye Saurabh ka mamla kaise jodu aur Arun ke mamle me to bhayankar khatra tha..kyunki yadi Divya ke baap ko jara si bhi bhanak lag gayi ki uski beti ko college ke kisi ladke ne kiss kiya hai to phhir wo ladka to gaya jaan se.....
"idhar-udhar kya dekh rahe ho Arman babu...apna promise yaad to hai na ya hum dono yaad dilaye..."mere gardan ko peechhe se pakad kar Saurabh ne kaha...
"main abhi aaya..."
un dono se peechha chhudane ke liye main waha se utha hee tha ki Arun kood kar darwaje ke paas pahucha aur darwaja andar se band kar diya...wahi Saurabh ne mere dono hath ko peechhe se pakad kar marodane laga....
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"jaldi se hum dono ke arman pure kar..warna tera khoon kar dunga..."Saurabh ne dhamki di
"main to direct rape karunga..."darwaje ke paas khade hokar Arun ne bhi dhamki di...
ab mujhe andaza ho gaya tha ki yadi is waqt maine un dono ko na kaha to ,wo dono mujhe bahut marenge isliye maine is samay un dono ko haan kahne me hee apni bhalayi samjhi aur bola...
"Arun tera kaam kuchh dino me ho jayega aur Saurabh tujhe kuchh din ke liye intezaar karna padega,...kyunki Vibha ko thokne ke liye manana thoda mushkil hai,lekin main ise karunga jaroor...ab to mera hath chhod...."
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Dopahar sham me dhali aur sham raat me tabdil hui aur phhir sawera hua...sawera hote-hote kal ke ground wale kand ki khabar lagbhag har ek ke kano tak pahuch chuki thi...koyi kahta ki first year ke un dono ladko ko Arman ne aur uske dosto ne mara,to koyi kahta ki city wale senior ke sath unka kuchh locha tha , kuchh to ye bhi kahne wale the ki shayad un dono ko Divya ke baap ne mara tha.....undono ki halat is waqt kharab thi aur dono city ke best hospital me admit the...kisi ko shaq na ho isliye main dusare din normal sa behave karte hue normal tarike se college gaya aur sath me beemar hone ka dhansu acting bhi kiya... mera aur mere khas dosto ka andaz wahi tha,jiske liye hum jane jate the...aur class me hum aaj bhi last bench par ladkiyo ke peechhe baithe...bole to hum pahle ki tarah aaj bhi back benchers the...class ke kuchh ladko ne mujhse puchha ki kya maine first year ke ladko ko mara hai...aisa sawal karne walo ki list me mere class ke sath-sath mera dost Naveen aur kayi teachers bhi shamil the...wo sab jitni bhi baar mujhse ye sawal puchhte mera jawab har baar ek hota aur wo jawab tha ki"main to kal lunch ke baad tabiyat kharab hone ke karan hostel jakar seedhe so gaya tha....mujhe to aaj college aane par is jhagde ke bare me maloom chala..."
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Mos ki chalti class ke beech me humare hod sir class me ghuse aur mujhe principal ke office me chalne ke liye kaha ,jaha principal sir aur three star ki khakhi vardi pahne hue ek police wala mera intezaar kar raha tha.....
"may i come in sir..."rukhe aawaz me maine principal sir se andar aane ki ijaajat mangi....
kisi ko mujhpar shaq na ho isliye maine aaj na to sar me tel lagaya tha aur na hee kanghi kiya tha...jisase mere sar ke baal bikhare hue the aur mere beemar hone ki gawahi de rahe the...principal ke office me aate waqt maine apni do ungaliyo ko aankho me daal liya tha,jisase meri aankhe is waqt ekdum laal thi aur jalan paida kar rahi thi....jisase main three star ki vardi dharan kiye policewale ko yakin dila saku main sachmuch me beemar hoon aur bada kast jhelkar college aaya hoon,fala khud ko galat hote hue bhi sahi sabit karne ke dhun me maine brush tak nahi kiya tha jisase is waqt mere muh se ek shandar khushbu bhi nikal rahi thi jiska asar waha par baithe principal sir aur us policewale par ho raha tha.... mujhe sardi bilkul bhi nahi thi lekin main waha principal ke office me khada hokar apne naak ko surkarta aur beech-beech me khasta...aisi acting karte hue ek samay jab maine khasne ka jhootha abhinay kiya to us waqt mujhe sach me joro ki khansi aa gayi aur meri aankh laal ho gayi ,ye khansi itni jabarjast thi ki mere aankho se aansu bhi nikal aaye aur muh se laar bhi tapak gaya
"are bhai,pani pilao isko..."three star ki vardi pahne hue us shaks ne kaha aur mujhe apne paas,bagal wali chair me bithaya...
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"to ab plan kya hai..."hostel me pahuchkar Arun ne mujhse
puchha...
"main soch raha hoon ki 2001 price wala goggles aaj hee mall se le aaun,jo maine last week mall me dekha tha "
.
"bhad me jaye tera wo goggles aur ab ye bata ki karna kya hai...mujhe ab na jaane kyun aisa lag raha hai ki maine tera sath dekar galat kiya,kahi hum lambe lafde me na fans jaye
"apne chehre ko towel se pochhate hue Saurabh ne mere new goggles lene ke plan ko beech me hee rok diya
"ab kaisa lafda be, ab to jo hona tha ho chuka hai...jinhe marna tha unhone maar diya aur jinhe maar khana tha ,unhone bhi maar kha liya...bas topic end "
"beta,topic end nahi hua hai..abhi humne jo action kiya hai uska according to newton's third law humare action ke badle uske barabar ek reaction to aayega hee aur wo bhi opposite direction me...bole to talwar ab humare gardan ke upar latakne wali hai..."jis towel se Saurabh apna chehra saaf kar raha tha use mere face par fekte hue kaha
"mujhe samajh nahi aata ki log hamesha Newton ke third law ka hee example kyun dete hai, jabki third law se pahle first and second law aata hai...aur waise bhi maine unke reaction ko shuru hone se pahle hee khatam kar diya hai isliye chinta ki koyi baat nahi"
"kya kiya tune aur jab se canteen me meri pelayi hui hai tab se mera tujhpar se vishwas uth sa gaya hai...sale khud to marta hai sath me mujhe bhi marwata hai..."Arun beech me hee tapak pada"mujhe bhi ab aisalag raha hai ki tera sath dekar maine bahut badi galti kar di,kahi un dono ne phhir se police me report kar diya to
"
"wo to karenge hee"Arun ki fadte hue maine kaha"aur police college me bhi aayegi aue hostel me bhi aayegi aur to aur hume apne sath le jaane ki koshish bhi karegi..."
"bose dk, is baar to gaye kaam se, tu humara dost nahi hai..."Arun aur Saurabh ek sath mujhpar chillaye...
"abey gala fadna band karo...pahle mujhe baat to puri karne do..."apni t-shirt utarkar Arun ke face par phhekte hue main bola"apna kallu warden kis din kaam aayega..."
"kya ghanta kaam aayega wo kallu...balki wo to ulta humari aur shikayat kar dega...ek to pahle se hee tu use pasand nahi hai ,upar se ab ye naya locha.."meri t-shirt ko wapas meri taraf fekte hue Arun ne Saurabh se kaha"Saurabh mere bhai, mera bhi sixth sense kuchh-kuchh kaam karne laga hai...aur jaisa ki maine andaza lagaya hai uske hisab se hum dono ke pair police walo ne rassi se baandh diye hai aur dande se gand fatat le pel rahe hai.... abki baar to achchhe se chud gaye..."
"chup kar be chodu ,khud to dara hua hai upar se Saurabh ke pichhwade me bhi pin thok raha hai...Saurabh tu yakin maan apna warden apni side lega..."
"sunkar dil ko sukoon mila lekin mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki aisa kuchh bhi nahi hone wala...matlab ki hostel warden bhala humara sath kyun dega "
"our kallu warden will do this for me ,for you,for Arun,for hostel,for hostelers and for Sidar "
"dekh Arman ,abhi jyada dialogue bazi mat chod...warna do ko to pel ke aaya hee hoon,teesara number tera laga dunga...isliye short me bata lekin achchhe se bata..."
"Sidar ne warden ko humari taraf se gawahi dene ke liye mana liya hai,that's it...ab tum dono ke gobar bhare dimag me kuchh ghusa ya phhir german language me samjhaun ya phhir french me ya phhir spanish me..."
"sab samajh gaya apun " mujhe gale lagate hue Saurabh ne thanks kaha...
"apun bhi sara matter samajh gaya hai , thanks to Sidar ki wo har samay humari madad karne ke liye taiyar rahta hai...beta Arman ,yadi Sidar na hota to teri koyi bhi dal nahi galti...."
"yeah...i know
"cigarette ke packet se ek cigarette nikalte hue maine kaha aur dil hee dil me MTL bhai ka humara sath dene ke liye shukriya ada kiya...
.
"waise Saurabh,Arman ne kuchh aur bhi promise kiya tha...yaad hai ki bhool gaya..."
Arun ke aisa bolte hee main samajh gaya ki wo mere kis promise ki baat kar raha hai aur main us waqt thoda pareshan sa ho gaya...kyunki dono ko ladayi me shamil karte waqt to maine badi aasani se kah diya tha ki main unke liye Divya aur Vibha ka jugad karunga...lekin mujhe maloom tha ki ye kaam bahut mushkil hai . Vibha ko to main khud bhi abhi tak nahi pata paya tha,isliye Saurabh ka mamla kaise jodu aur Arun ke mamle me to bhayankar khatra tha..kyunki yadi Divya ke baap ko jara si bhi bhanak lag gayi ki uski beti ko college ke kisi ladke ne kiss kiya hai to phhir wo ladka to gaya jaan se.....
"idhar-udhar kya dekh rahe ho Arman babu...apna promise yaad to hai na ya hum dono yaad dilaye..."mere gardan ko peechhe se pakad kar Saurabh ne kaha...
"main abhi aaya..."
un dono se peechha chhudane ke liye main waha se utha hee tha ki Arun kood kar darwaje ke paas pahucha aur darwaja andar se band kar diya...wahi Saurabh ne mere dono hath ko peechhe se pakad kar marodane laga....
.
"jaldi se hum dono ke arman pure kar..warna tera khoon kar dunga..."Saurabh ne dhamki di
"main to direct rape karunga..."darwaje ke paas khade hokar Arun ne bhi dhamki di...
ab mujhe andaza ho gaya tha ki yadi is waqt maine un dono ko na kaha to ,wo dono mujhe bahut marenge isliye maine is samay un dono ko haan kahne me hee apni bhalayi samjhi aur bola...
"Arun tera kaam kuchh dino me ho jayega aur Saurabh tujhe kuchh din ke liye intezaar karna padega,...kyunki Vibha ko thokne ke liye manana thoda mushkil hai,lekin main ise karunga jaroor...ab to mera hath chhod...."
.
Dopahar sham me dhali aur sham raat me tabdil hui aur phhir sawera hua...sawera hote-hote kal ke ground wale kand ki khabar lagbhag har ek ke kano tak pahuch chuki thi...koyi kahta ki first year ke un dono ladko ko Arman ne aur uske dosto ne mara,to koyi kahta ki city wale senior ke sath unka kuchh locha tha , kuchh to ye bhi kahne wale the ki shayad un dono ko Divya ke baap ne mara tha.....undono ki halat is waqt kharab thi aur dono city ke best hospital me admit the...kisi ko shaq na ho isliye main dusare din normal sa behave karte hue normal tarike se college gaya aur sath me beemar hone ka dhansu acting bhi kiya... mera aur mere khas dosto ka andaz wahi tha,jiske liye hum jane jate the...aur class me hum aaj bhi last bench par ladkiyo ke peechhe baithe...bole to hum pahle ki tarah aaj bhi back benchers the...class ke kuchh ladko ne mujhse puchha ki kya maine first year ke ladko ko mara hai...aisa sawal karne walo ki list me mere class ke sath-sath mera dost Naveen aur kayi teachers bhi shamil the...wo sab jitni bhi baar mujhse ye sawal puchhte mera jawab har baar ek hota aur wo jawab tha ki"main to kal lunch ke baad tabiyat kharab hone ke karan hostel jakar seedhe so gaya tha....mujhe to aaj college aane par is jhagde ke bare me maloom chala..."
.
Mos ki chalti class ke beech me humare hod sir class me ghuse aur mujhe principal ke office me chalne ke liye kaha ,jaha principal sir aur three star ki khakhi vardi pahne hue ek police wala mera intezaar kar raha tha.....
"may i come in sir..."rukhe aawaz me maine principal sir se andar aane ki ijaajat mangi....
kisi ko mujhpar shaq na ho isliye maine aaj na to sar me tel lagaya tha aur na hee kanghi kiya tha...jisase mere sar ke baal bikhare hue the aur mere beemar hone ki gawahi de rahe the...principal ke office me aate waqt maine apni do ungaliyo ko aankho me daal liya tha,jisase meri aankhe is waqt ekdum laal thi aur jalan paida kar rahi thi....jisase main three star ki vardi dharan kiye policewale ko yakin dila saku main sachmuch me beemar hoon aur bada kast jhelkar college aaya hoon,fala khud ko galat hote hue bhi sahi sabit karne ke dhun me maine brush tak nahi kiya tha jisase is waqt mere muh se ek shandar khushbu bhi nikal rahi thi jiska asar waha par baithe principal sir aur us policewale par ho raha tha.... mujhe sardi bilkul bhi nahi thi lekin main waha principal ke office me khada hokar apne naak ko surkarta aur beech-beech me khasta...aisi acting karte hue ek samay jab maine khasne ka jhootha abhinay kiya to us waqt mujhe sach me joro ki khansi aa gayi aur meri aankh laal ho gayi ,ye khansi itni jabarjast thi ki mere aankho se aansu bhi nikal aaye aur muh se laar bhi tapak gaya
"are bhai,pani pilao isko..."three star ki vardi pahne hue us shaks ne kaha aur mujhe apne paas,bagal wali chair me bithaya...
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