Romance 8TH SEMESTER ! (Completed)

[The Immortal]

Update-95
"haan yar, usne to totally ignore mar diya..."kahte hue maine apne chehre par hath setek lagayi aur Esha ko dekhne laga....jo ki Gautam ko pasand nahi aaya, wo apni jagah se utha aur seedhe meri taraf badhne laga....
Gautam ko apni taraf aata dekh mere andar ek hal chal si mach gayi aur apne dosto ke samne is halchal ko chhupane ke liye maine cigarette ka order de diya.....
"ye college Canteen hai ,tera ghar nahi...jo tu yaha beedi-cigarette ki farmaish karega to tujhe mil jayegi..."
"kuchh der baad main to daru ka order dene wala tha..."
"bakwas band kar aur ye bol ki basketball practice karne ka kya lega...."humare samne ek khali chair par baithkar Gautam bola"ye mat samajh lena ki ye sab main kah raha hoon ya phhir main chahta hoon ki tu humari team me aaye...aisa to coach ne kaha hai....pata nahi unhe kya dikh gaya tujhme...jabki humare pancho main players achchha khelte hai..."
"achchha khelna alag baat hai aur match jeetna alag baat hai...tum sab beshak court me damdar khel khelkar apni team ko aage rakh sakte ho ,lekin tum isase match jeet nahi paoge..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab tu wo player hai..."
"99 % ,sure hoon.."
"to phhir aaj sabke samne ek-ek match ho jaye...jisme sirf main aur tu rahenge...."
"sorry...not interested..."bolte hue maine canteen me order serve karne wale us chhote se ladke ko ishare se apne pass bulaya...
"bol na dar gaya..."
"Arman kyun isko jhel raha hai...tu bol to abhi isko pel du..."apne daant chabate hue Arun ne kaha....
"chal shuru ho ja..."Varun, jo ki samne wali ek table par baitha tha ,waha se uthkar seedhe humari taraf aaya aur sath me hostel ka wo senior bhi....
"haan bol ,kya bol raha tha..."Arun ki taraf nazar gadakar Varun ne puchha aur Sulabh ko waha se jane ke liye kaha...kyunki Sulabh city me rahta tha aur Varun ke kuchh dosto se uski dosti bhi thi....
"ab bol,challenge accept karega ya nahi.."Gautam ab bhi apni baat par atka hua tha....
"main tujhe apna final result batau ,usase pahle ek kahani sun....jab main 7th class me tha tab mere school ka principal mujhe bahut pareshan kiya karta tha...sala class me har uch-neech ka jimmedar mujhe thahrata tha aur phhir marta bhi bahut tha...us waqt na to mujhe wo Principal pasand tha aur na hee wo school...main chahta tha ki wo mujhe khud school se nikal de...isliye maine ek do baar bahut bade-bade kand bhi kiye...lekin mujhe school se nikalne ki bajay usne mujhe sirf mara-peeta aur phhir ghar par shikayat bheji...usase pareshan hokar maine ek din apne school ke principal ki beti ko jakar seedhe yahi kaha ki ""kya wo mujhe apni chut degi..."" aur uske baad Principal ne turant mujhe school se nikal diya...."
"is kahani ki batti banakar pichhwade me bhar le.."
"ye kahani sunakar main tum sabko ye samjhana chahta tha ki yadi mujhe jo chiz pasand ho to use hasil karne se tum sabka baap bhi nahi rok sakta...aur jo chiz main pasand nahi karta ,uske liye mera baap bhi kuchh nahi kar sakta...."
"kya tune aaj college aane se pahle ye socha tha ki aaj teri thik waisi hee pelayi hogi...jaise ki first year me hui thi..."
"Arun , Dangi uncle Ko phone laga kar bol ki kuchh ladke mujhe dhamka rahe hai..."
"Dangi kaun...S.P. "
"haan..."
"tu use janta hai..."
"aksar sham ki chay unhi ke bunglow par peeta hoon...yakin na ho to jakar kisi se bhi puchh lena...ya phhir last year Sidar ke hath se thukayi hone wale is gandul se puchh le..."
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Us din Canteen me pakka koyi lafda ho jata yadi maine ain waqt par S.P. Ka naam na liya hota to...S.P. Ka naam sunkar wo teeno peechhe laut gaye aur hum teeno bade aaram se nikle....Arun mujhse hamesha puchhta rahta tha ki main ye sab kaise soch leta hoon...ekdum achanak se aise dhansu ideas mere bheje me kaise aa jate hai....jiska jawab maine use bas ek smile dekar diya lekin sach ye tha ki ye sab situations mere dimag me bahut pahle se chhap chuki thi...main apne man se hee khud ko kisi pareshani me daal kar usase bahar aane ka tareeka dhoonda karta tha....aur aaj jo kuchh hua ye to bahut normal si baat thi...yadi aaj canteen me 20 log bhi mujhe marne ke liye aaye hote to main un sabse nipat leta....aap chahe to mujhe Aeroplane se neeche fek de ya phhir beech Samundar me ship se neeche utar de...main waha bhi aapko zinda rahne ke kayi tareeke bata sakta hoon...kyunki maine aisi problems me khud ko kayi baar khwab me fasaya aur nikala hai...jisme Google maharaj ki bhi bahut badi kripa rahi hai....lekin mere dwara use kiye gaye techniques ki koyi guarantee nahi hoti ki wo hamesha fit hee baithegi...kya pata meri hee technique kabhi meri jaan bachane ke bajay mujhe aur kamjor bana de.....
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"Arman aaj daru peete hai..."
"wo workshop ka fauji,humare upar machine chadha dega...yadi aaj copy check nahi karwayi to..."
"*** ki chut uski....sale ka lund todkar lathe machine se kaat dunga"
"chup kar be...ek to ye damyanti bore kar rahi hai,upar se tu aur... tu jakar kahi aur baith na..."
"bhad me jaye tu aur tera wo fauji aur teri maal damyanti....apun to daru aur Divya se hee khush hoon..."
"damyanti meri maal "...

 

[The Immortal]

Update-96
"bhad me jaye tu aur tera wo fauji aur teri maal damyanti....apun to daru aur Divya se hee khush hoon..."
"damyanti meri maal "
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"aur jor laga...abey bakchod ulta kyun dhakel raha hai...peechhe se dhakka de...."Arun room ke bahar kisi ko gariyate hue kuchh samjha raha tha....
"thaka diya be tune..."Saurabh andar aate hue bola....
Aur meri nazar room ke andar abhi-abhi ghaseet kar laye hue almirah par padi...
"abey ye kiski almirah chura ke laye ho..."
"Saurabh ki hai..."kamar par hath rakhkar hafte hue Arun ne jawab diya....
"to ise yaha kyun laya hai..."
"ab main bhi isi room me rahunga..."bolkar Saurabh ne Arun ko uthaya aur apna bistar utha kar lane ke liye Arun ko pakad ke le gaya.....
"sale dono gay hai...mujhe to dono ko pahli baar dekhte hee shaq ho gaya tha.. "
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"tune apna room change kyun kiya...matlab ki yaha already do the aur ab teesara....tu.."Saurabh ka bed jab mere bed ke bagal me shift ho gaya to maine puchha...
"wo mera room partner lafda karta hai sala...raat ko 10 baje light band karne ko kahta hai aur bolta hai ki wo subah uthega....isliye meri padhayi jo thodi-bahut raat ko hoti hai...wo nahi ho pati....dusara sala roj subah-subah uthkar light jala deta hai aur jor-jor se ratta marta hai,is vajah se meri neend puri nahi ho pati..."
"Arman...tere mobile me net chal raha hai na..."Arun apne mobile me kuchh dekhte hue bola..
"haan..."
"la de...Divya online hai, abhi uska messege aaya hai..."
"lekin main bf download kar raha hoon..."
"abey pause maar usko..."
Downloading rok kar maine mobile Arun ko diya aur phhir aaj college me jo padhaya tha uspar ek nazar mari...is beech Saurabh apna saman shift karne me aur Arun divya se chat karne me bhida raha...
"abey yar, aadha ghanta to ho gaya hai, ab to mobile de... "
"ruk ja do minute...goodbye bol deta hoon....."
Divya ko good bye bolne ke baad Arun ne mobile mujhe diya aur Saurabh ke sath net pack dalane chala gaya....
"main bhi thodi der facebook chalata hoon kya pata Esha online mil jaye..."
maine fb khola to usme Arun ki id log in thi, wo log out karna bhool gaya tha...Divya aur Arun kya baat karte hai ye janne ke liye maine unke messeges padhna shuru kar diya..
Divya-hiii..
Arun-hello dear...
Divya-how are you ?
Arun-maze me...
Divya-tumne mera new status like nahi kiya ?
Arun-abhi dekha nahi...
Divya-comment bhi kar dena...
Arun-thik hai
Divya-aaj jo dress pahan kar main aayi thi wo kaisi thi...
Arun-ekdum jhakkas....aur sunao kya chal raha hai...
Divya-kuchh nahi..
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"sale dono kitna boring baate karte hai "maine Arun ki id logout ki lekin jaise mujhe kuchh yaad aaya aur maine turant login karke Divya ki id open ki.....
"Divya Srivastava....iska surname Srivastava hai...ye to phhir bhi thik hai...lekin jo main soch raha hoon,wo na ho
" lekin meri sari tab bekar ho gayi jab Divya ki id me maine family option me Gautam(brother) ki id dekhi....
"gaye beta kaam se...Divya to Gautam ki bahan hai ,ye Arun bhi ek number ka chutiya hai,jo Gautam ki bahan ko set kar raha hai....pitega sala..."
uske baad maine Divya ki sari photos dekh mari, kayi photo me wo Gautam ke sath thi...
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"abey chodu, Janta hai Divya kaun hai..."Arun aur Saurabh ke aate hee main Arun par chillaya...
"kaun hai..."
"Gautam ki bahan hai Divya..."
"to kya hua..."
"jab uska baap tere gand me danda dalega ,tab bolna kya hua..main bolta hoon abhi sali ko unfriend kar de..."
"Sher log kabhi nahi darte aur waise bhi jab tu Gautam ki maal par nazar daal sakta hai to main Divya ko line kyun na maru...."
Arun ki is baat ka mere pass koyi jawab nahi tha aur maine Saurabh ki taraf dekhkar Arun ko samjhane ke liye kaha....
"abhi apun bahut mehnat karke aa rela hai...apun ko sone ka hai...bhad me jao tum dono aur tum dono ki item aur Gautam...."
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"sahi hai..."
"kya sahi hai be...jab laat khayega tab mat bolna ki maine tujhe nahi samjhaya tha..."maine aakhiri koshish ki...
"dekh be Arman, maine bhi koyi kachchi goliya nahi kheli hai...jab tu Esha ke peechhe pagal ho sakta hai to main Divya ke peechhe kyun nahi..."
"pahli baat ye ki Esha mere left side me hai aur dusari baat ye ki main...main hoon....matlab ki main situations ko sambhalna janta hoon..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab ye hai ki tu mujhse jyada hoshiyar hai..."
"officially yes..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab ye hai ki main situation nahi sambhal sakta..."
"bilkul..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab ye hai ki tu mujhse jyada smart hai..."
"haan "
"to tu ye kahna chahta hai ki tu mujhse jyada handsome hai..."
"teri to..chup kar sale..jaise teri wo maal Divya bore karti hai waise hee tu bhi bheja khata hai....ab gand mara, mujhe koyi matlab nahi tujhse aur teri us maha pakau, bewkoof Divya se...."
"Esha se to hoshiyar hee hai..."
"agree uncle, ab chup ho jao..."
Mere aur Gautam ya phhir kahe ki Mere aur Varun ke beech situation aur bhi jyada hyper hone wali thi...kyunki ek taraf jaha Arun,Gautam ki bahan ko patane me tula hua tha ,wahi main Gautam se uski maal chheen raha tha...bole to double attack....iska nateeza kafi bhayanak hone wala tha ,jiski khabar mere sixth sense ne mujhe usi din de diya tha,jab mujhe maloom chala tha ki Divya, Gautam ki bahan hai....lekin maze ki baat ye thi ki mujhe ek saal baad maloom chala ki Gautam ki bahan bhi is college me padhti hai aur wo Esha ki khas dosto me se hai...yun to Esha ko ghoorte waqt,college me uska peechha karte waqt Divya ko maine kayi baar dekha tha lekin kabhi uspar dhyan nahi diya aur na hee class ke laundo ne mujhe kabhi bataya,jabki class ke har ladke ko pata tha,ab mujhe first year ke kuchh flash back bhi yaad aane lage ,jab recess ke waqt Gautam ,jaha first year ki class lagti hai, waha aaya karta tha....ab mujhe recess me Gautam ke aane ka karan samajh me aa raha tha...ek to wo Esha se milne aata tha aur dusara wo Divya ki nigrani karta tha ki uske peechhe koyi ladka to nahi pada hai...main ye sachchayi jaankar behad hee shocked hua tha, kyunki bhu ne bhi mere samne kabhi Divya ke baare me jikra nahi kiya....
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"may i come in mam..."maine class me enter hone ke liye Vibha se permission mangi....
"class start hue already twenty minutes ho chuke hai...kaha the tum teeno..."
"wo mam hostel ka pani khatm ho gaya tha..."main kuchh bolta uske pahle hee Saurabh bol pada"to pani khatm hone ke karan late ho gaye..."
"yaha hostel ka aur kaun-kaun hai..."Vibha ne class me baithe students se puchha to aadha darjan ladko aur ladkiyo ne apne hath garv se khade kar diye....
"mam ,ye log naha kar nahi aaye honge , "aur phhir Saurabh ne ek ladke ko jisne abhi tak hath khada kiya hua tha uski taraf ungali dikhakar bola"mam,ye to kabhi nahata hee nahi aur na hee kabhi kapde saaf karta hai..."
"ok...ok, andar aa jao...sabki pol kholne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai..."
"thank you mam... "hum teeno ne kaha aur andar aakar sabse peechhe wali bench me ladkiyo ke peechhe jakar baith gaye....
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Arun ne jo address mere mobile par messege kiya tha ,waha pahuchkar maine ek room ka darwaza khatkhataya aur jab ek ladka bahar nikla to maine usase Vishwakarma ke baare me puchha....
"aap kaun ho..."
"main Vishwakarma ka dost hoon...Vishwakarma kaha hai..."
"maloom nahi hai kya, Vishwakarma sir yaha do mahine pahle rahte the...ab unki padhayi complete ho gayi hai to ye room chhodkar ja chuke hai..."
"unka koyi number wagerah hai kya..."uske room par nazar dalte hue maine kaha....
jis room me Vishwakarma rahta tha ,wo ek chhota sa room tha,jaisa ki aksar bahar padhne wale ladke ko hota hai...deewaro par ek taraf kayi bikni pahne hue ladkiyo ki photos lagi hui thi to dusari taraf ek bade se dil me Vishwakarma aur Nisha ka naam likha hua tha....
"ek number hai...du kya"
Maine haan me sar hilaya to usne Vishwakarma ka number mujhe de diya aur jab main waha se wapas jane laga to wo ladka bola...
"lekin ye number to ek saal se band hai..."
"phhir main is number ka kya achar dalunga...koyi dusara number de ,jo chalu ho..."
"wo mere room partner ke pass hoga,lekin wo abhi hai nahi....ek kaam karo aap kal aakar milo..."
"ye sahi rahega..."maine kuchh socha aur phhir apna number us ladke ko dekar kaha "sun na yar,ye mera number hai...yadi tera wo dost aa jaye ,jiske pass Vishwakarma ka number hai to...please use bol dena ki wo Vishwakarma ka number mujhe send kar de..."
"thik hai bol dunga...aur kuchh..."
Meri nazar ek baar phhir deewar par thik usi jagah padi,jaha par bade se dil ke andar Vishwakarma aur Nisha ka naam likha hua tha....
"ye Vishwakarma ke sath kis ladki ka naam likha hua hai..."
"isko baare me mat puchho bhaya...josh aa jata hai..."
"thik hai,main chalta hoon...aur dhyan se apne dost ko bol dena..."

 

[The Immortal]

Update-97
"iske baare me mat puchho bhaya...josh aa jata hai..."
"thik hai,main chalta hoon...aur dhyan se apne dost ko bol dena..."
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Us ladke se milne ke baad main pure din beech-beech me apna mobile check karta raha ki kahi koyi messege to nahi aaya hai...lekin meri is mehnat ka result zero nikla...na hee kisi ka call aaya aur na hee koyi messege....
"pakka bhool gaya hoga ullu..."
frustation me maine kaha aur balcony ke pass akar ek cigarette jalayi....cigarette ke kash marte hue maine ek nazar Nisha ke ghar ke taraf dali....pure colony me Nisha ka ghar alag se hee dikh raha tha, uske ghar ka structure hee colony ke dusare flat se alag aur bada tha...jis vajah se yadi koyi us taraf se guzare to uski nazar Nisha ke alishan ghar par pad hee jati thi.khandani rahis hona bhi bahut sukun deta hai...na to koyi tension aur na hee koyi depression ki mera future kya hoga...maine apni zindagi ke char saal isi depression me guzare the ki engineering complete hone ke baad main kya karunga....lekin Nisha ke sath aisa nahi tha wo to apne maa-baap ki puri jaydad ki akeli varis thi....
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"abey tu kab aaya..."Varun ne room ke andar aate hee puchha...
"bas abhi 2-3 ghante hue honge aaye hue "uske hath me pack kiye hue khane ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha....
"kaam hua..."
"1 % hua ,99 % baki hai..."
"matlab..."
"matlab ki ye wahi Vishwakarma hai,jiski taalash mujhe thi...lekin wo ab ye shahar chhod kar ja chuka hai..."
"to ab aage kya..."
"ek ladke ke pass number hai Vishwakarma ka...usi ke messege ka intezaar kar raha hoon..."
"main kya bolta hoon..."khane ki packets ko kholte hue Arun ne kaha"pahle khana kha lete hai..."
"aur khana khane ke baad so jate hai aur sone ke baad sab kuchh bhool jate hai...hai na
,sale bhukkad "
"abey meri puri baat to sun...pahle khana khaying then going to us chutiya ke room then manging usase Vishwakarma ka mobile number then calling Vishwakarma ko aur at the end calling Vishwakarma and asking about Nisha...kya bolta hai Arman ,solid plan hai na..."
"khane me kya hai..."ek chair kheechkar Arun ke bagal me baithte hue maine puchha....
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Khana khane ke baad hum teeno Varun ki car me sawar hokar ,Vishwakarma ke address ki taraf badhe , uske room ka darwaza band tha aur jab maine darwaza khatkhataya to ek dusare ladke ne darwaza khola.....
"yes..."
"Vishwakarma ka number hai na aapke pass..."
"haan..lekin aap kaun..."
"main uske college ka dost hoon...mujhe uska number dena to..."
Us ladke se Vishwakarma ka number lene ke baad maine use thanks kaha aur Wapas Varun ki car me baithkar apne flat ki taraf chal pade....Mujhse ab ek pal ka bhi intezaar nahi ho raha tha isliye maine car me baithe-baithe hee Vishwakarma ko call kiya...
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"hello..."
"hello..Vishwakarma ji bol rahe hai kya..."
"yes...aap kaun..."dusari taraf se aawaz aayi...
"aapse kuchh puchhana tha..."
"kya..."
"Nisha ke baare me..."
Nisha ke baare me sunkar dusari taraf kuchh der tak khamoshi chhayi rahi...
"who are you..."
"actually main aapse aage baat karu uske pahle main kuchh point clear kar dena chahta hoon...jaise ki meri Nisha se shadi hone wali hai lekin mujhe wo pasand nahi aur main kuchh aisa karna chahta hoon,jisase ki Nisha se meri shadi toot jaye....ab aap samajh hee gaye honge ki main kis baare me baat kar raha hoon..."
kuchh der tak Vishwakarma phhir shant ho gaya aur main idhar hello...hello ki dhun chillata raha....
"haan main sun raha hoon..."
"to batao phhir..."
"kya batau..."
"apne aur Nisha ke baare me..."
"hmm...ek number ki rapchik item hai wo beedu...shadi kar le usase mast chodne me maza aayega..."
"mera sawal kuchh dusara tha... "thoda vajan dekar maine kaha...
"ab kya batau yar tere ko,tu uska hone wala husband hai...tu mat hee puchh to better rahega..."
"main chahta hoon ki usase meri shadi na ho...to please koyi aisi baat batao,jisko sunne ke baad mera kaam ho jaye..."
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Vishwakarma phhir kuchh der tak chup raha aur main ek baar phhir kuchh der tak hello...hello ka rag gata raha....
"sab bata du..."
"haan ..."
"to suno mere laal...jisase teri shadi hone wali hai na Nisha...usko apun ne set kiya tha aur uski seal college ke bathroom me todi thi...sali bahut nakhre karti thi..mujhpar hukum chalati thi....kuchh mahino tak mujhe jab bhi mauka milta to main use ragadta...lekin phhir baad me wo natak karne lagi...akele me main jab bhi uske doodh aur chut sahlata to gussa ho jati...aur ek ladke ka naam liya karti ki wo use bahut achchha lagta hai..."
"kis ladke ka..."
"maloom nahi..kuchh Arkhan..Arjan karke naam tha us launde ka..."
"Arman...."maine uski yaddasht ko sahi karne ke liye apna naam bataya...
"haan...haan yahi naam tha us ladke ka jiska jikra Nisha hamesha karti thi...lekin tere ko Uske baare me kaise maloom..."
"thik waise hee jaise tere baare me maloom...aage bata..."
"to aage ye hua ki,sali wo kuchh-kuchh pagal hone lagi...bistar par achanak hee wo Arman naam lekar mujhe pukarti aur phhir ek din usase mera break up ho gaya..."
"uske baad..."
"uske baad kya...maine use pure college me badnaam kar diya ki wo sabse chudwati rahti hai...maine ye tak college me bola ki usko to uska baap bhi chodta hai....bole to ekdum us sali ki G fad di..."
"uske baad..."maine kaha...
ye sab sunte hue mere body ka temperature badhne laga tha aur yadi Vishwakarma is waqt mere samne hota to Varun ki puri car uske pichhwade me ghusa deta.....
"uske baad kya...sali pagal ho gayi aur jab tak main college me raha uski barabar leta raha...alam to ye tha mere laal ki pura college use randi tak kahne laga tha...."
"aur tune kuchh nahi kiya..."
"na...main kyun kuchh karunga...mujhe to ye sab dekhkar bahut maza aata tha....mera man karta tha ki sali ko sabke samne nanga karke belt se khoob maru aur phhir uske muh me mutth maar du....waise tera naam kya hai..."
"Arman...aur sun be BC yadi dobara ye sab kisi aur se kaha to tere body me jaha-jaha chhed dikhega wahi chodunga...phone rakh MC ,"
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call disconnect karne ke baad main thoda udas ho gaya tha kyunki ek taraf Nisha jhoothi sabit ho gayi thi to wahi dusari taraf usne itna kuchh jhela...mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha....ek taraf main uspar bahut gussa tha to dusari taraf uske ateet ke baare me jaankar dil challi hua ja raha tha....ek taraf dil Nisha se ye puchhane ke liye bechain tha ki usne mujhse jhooth kyun bola to dusari taraf uske zakhmo ko phhir se hara karne ka darr mujhe aisa karne se rok raha tha....
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"chalta hai yar,relax...be a man"Arun ne kaha....
"relax aur itna sab kuchh janne ke baad..."
"mere pass ek idea hai...ja mutth maar ke aa..."
"ab yadi tune kuchh aur kaha to main tujhe maar dunga..."
"maine kya kiya "
Kuchh der tak hum teeno me se koyi kuchh nahi bola...Arun aur Varun andar baithkar Ek-dusare ke baare me ek-dusare se puchhate rahe aur main cigarette ka packet uthakar balcony par khada ho gaya aur Nisha ke ghar ki taraf dekhne laga....is waqt dil aur cigarette dono sath-sath jal rahe the....
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"mere pass ek idea hai,Arman.... ateet ke samundar me chalkar maze karte hai...bole to, kahani aage badha ...is tarah tera mind bhi relax ho jayega "

 

[The Immortal]

Update-98
"mere pass ek idea hai,Arman.... ateet ke samundar me chalkar maze karte hai...bole to, kahani aagebadha...is tarah tera mind bhi relax ho jayega "
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"Sir job completed..."turning shop ke fauji ki taraf dekhkar maine kaha...
"kya..."
"Sir job completed..."main ek baar aur cheekha...
"network kharab hai, pass aakar bolo...Over..."
"ye sala khud ko army ka sipahi samajhta hai..."turning shop wale budhe ko gali bakte hue maine Arun ko uske pass jane ke liye kaha....
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"Sir humara experiment complete ho gaya..."uske pass jakar Arun bola aur job uske samne wali table par rakh diya....
turning shop wale fauji ki umra aur uske aankh me number wala chashma dekhkar maine socha tha ki thodi-bahut minor mistake wo nahi dekh payega...lekin jab Arun ne job usko dikhaya to wo ekdum taav se utha...
"yaha ka morcha sambhale rakhna main gun lekar aata hoon..."
"teri *** ki chut, teri *** ka bhosda"silent mode me Arun ne apna muh chalaya....
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kuchh der tak wo fauji na jane andar kya dhoondata raha aur phhir jab wapas aaya to uske hath me ek scale thi...jisme centimeter ke kayi unit ghis chuke the...uske scale ki jarjar halat dekhkar mere khas dost Arun ne apni nayi-naveli scale uski taraf badhayi...jisase wo fauji bhadak gaya...
"dushmano aur unke hathiyaro par kabhi yakin nahi karna chahiye...do kadam peechhe hat..."
"teri *** ki chut, teri *** ka bhosda..."Arun ek baar phhir silent mode me aa gaya....
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mera anuman tha ki fauji hume good work kahkar yaha se jaane dega,lekin humare job ki diameter ko apni jarjar scale se napte hue wo na jaane kaha kho gaya..wo kabhi bahar jakar diameter check karta to kabhi waha lage bulb ki roshani me check karta....aur 15-20 minutes ki kashmkash ke baad usne Arun ko ghoora...
"diameter 1 Millimeter jyada hai.."
"itna to chalta hai sir..."
"jung ke maidan me 1 millimeter se nishane ka chuk jana matlab jung haar jana..."
"samajh gaya Sir "bolte hue Arun ne uske hath se job liya aur meri taraf aaya,...
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Jaise-jaise din beet rahe the first year ke students ki ragging bhi parwan chadh rahi thi...kuchh senior garden me to kuchh recess ke waqt class me....kuchh canteen me to kuchh city bus me....mujhe in sab chutiya kamo me koyi interest nahi tha,isliye filhal to main is chutiyape se door tha...lekin mere khas dost Arun ki ray is mamle me kuchh alag hee thi aur khatarnak bhi...alag isliye kyunki wo hostel ke ladko se na bhidkar city ke students ki ragging leta tha aur khatarnak isliye kyunki ye ek naye combat ki neev rakh raha tha...Arun janta tha ki yadi mujhe uski is harkat ke baare me maloom chalega to main use bahut pelunga isiliye kayi din tak to Arun ki is harkat ka mujhe koyi khabar nahi thi aur phhir ek din....
"Arman...locha ho gaya hai,chal jaldi canteen me..."
"abhi nahi..."bf ko exit marte hue maine kaha,taki jab wo mere pass aaye to ye na jaan paye ki main bathroom ko sperm donate karne ki taiyari me laga tha
"abey mazak ka time nahi hai...ladayi ho gayi first year ke ek ladke se..."
"to jana pel de use..."
"wo city ka hai aur kahta hai ki Gautam ko wo janta hai..."
"chal..."
hostel se bahar canteen ki taraf aate hue maine Arun ko galiya di ki usne in sabki shuruat hee kyun ki...
"maine sirf canteen me use dekhkar uska naam puchha to sale ne akad kar mujhe aankh dikhayi..."
"phhir..."
"phhir maine sale ko ek jhapad pel diya...to reply me usne mujhe jor se dhakka diya..."
"aur dhakka khane ke baad tu yaha mere pass aa gaya, kya soch kar aaya tha ki Sardar bahut khush hoga "
"abey 7-8 launde khade ho gaye us waqt uske sath..."
"aur ye tu mujhe abhi bata raha hai bakchod...pahle bataya hota to aur laundo ko sath me le aata..."bolte hue maine Arun ke sath canteen me entry mari....
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waha baithe students ko dekhkar main turant samajh gaya ki wo 7-8 ladke kaun hai...wo sab ek hee table par baithe the aur Arun ki taraf dekhkar has rahe the....
"abey ye tujhe dekh kar has rahe hai kya..."maine Arun se puchha...
"haan..."
Iske baad jab un ladko ne Arun ko hath se ganda ishara kiya...to Arun unki taraf jane laga....
"Arun tu kuchh mat karna..."
"*** chod dunga salo ki..."
"phhir main jaun... aakhiri baar bol raha hoon ,shant hee rahna..."
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Wo ladke mujhe dekhkar bhi bindas baithe has rahe the,..maine bagal wali table se ek chair khiskayi aur unhi ke pass baith gaya....
"bahut uchak rahe ho be..."
"ab tu humari ragging lene aaya hai..."
"ragging nahi main to tum logo se rishta banane aaya hoon...aao Kaun banega crorepati khelte hai..to pahla sawal ye raha aapke thobde ke samne...
tum sab Gautam ke dam par uchak rahe ho ya phhir Varun ke..."
"khud ke dam par..."unme se ek ne jawab diya...
"ye samajh lo ki abhi jo maine question puchha wo 1 crore ka hai..to please apne us answer ko explain karoge..."
"actually baat ye hai bete ki thik ek saal pahle ek Arman naam ke ladke ne fourth year ke kayi seniors ko thoka tha ,to hum log usi se inspired hokar ye sab kar rahe hai..hum 7-8 ladko ka group ne decide kiya hai ki yadi koyi bhi senior humari ragging lene aayega to hum uski hee ragging lenge....sath me Gautam ka thoda support bhi hai ,isliye city ke seniors hume kuchh nahi bolte..lekin hostel ke seniors ke gand me keeda machal raha hai,jise hum maar kar rahenge..."
"sahi jawab...agla sawal aapke thobde ke samne ye raha....kya tum log Arman ko jante ho ya phhir use kahi dekha hai..."
"nahi.."iska bhi jawab usi ladke ne diya jisne mere pahle sawal ka jawab diya tha"hum logo ko aaye hue do-teen din hee hue hai...isliye hum use nahi jante..."
"Arun....idhar aakar bata to tujhe dhakka kisne diya tha..."
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Jis table par main un 7-8 ladko ke sath baitha tha ,waha aakar Arun ne ek ladke ki taraf ishara kiya aur maine Arun ko kaha ki wo jordar mukka uske chehre me mare....
"abey oye,baap ka raaj hai kya...nikal le warna tujhe bhi dhakke maar ke nikal dunga..."unme se ek khada hote hue bola...
"pahli baat to ye beta ki ,dobara mujhe kabhi beta mat bolna."tad se ek jhapad marte hue maine uski collar pakad li"dusari baat ye ki jisase tum inspire hokar wo sab kar rahe ho...wo main hee hoon...."
Main Arman hoon ye jaankar un ladko ka sara josh thanda pad gaya aur phhir Arun ko sorry bolkar wo waha se khisak liye....
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Canteen me ye sab karte waqt mujhe ye andaza nahi tha ki meri ye harkat itna bada roop lene wali hai...lekin uske dusare din jab dammo rani class me khud ki tareef kar rahi thi to college ke peon ne aakar mera aur Arun ka naam liya aur kaha ki hum dono ko principal ne bulaya hai....Principal ka bulawa milne ke turant baad hee main samajh gaya ki ho na ho ye kal canteen wali harkat ka nateeja hai....aur yadi hum dono ragging me fase to phhir Pricipal humara semester back laga sakta tha,jaisa ki usne pichhale kayi sale se kayi ladko ke sath kiya tha.....
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SEMESTER BACK...ye ek aisa shabd tha jisne us waqt hum dono ko apne dar ke saye me jakad rakha tha, dil puri tarah dahal raha tha ki yadi Semester back laga to main kya karunga....gharwale to jaan hee le lenge, aur Arun ka inspector baap to hum dono ko goli hee maar dega....yaha exam me ek subject pass karne me paseene chhut rahe hai aur ye Principal direct semester back laga raha hai.... ghar par kitni badnami hogi, mere first semester ke result ke baad jin logo ke muh khul chuke the wo aur bhi khul jayenge...
Dil aur dimag ki is adhedbun me fase hue main aur Arun Principal office ke andar dakhil hue...aur jaisa ki maine class se nikalte waqt socha tha,thik waisa hee hua....do-teen ladke Principal Sir ke samne baithe hue the.....
"Jail jane ki taiyari kar lo tum dono...kyunki inhone tum dono ke khilaf F.I.R. Kar di hai..."
"what the hell..."main andar hee andar cheekha ,chillaya....kyunki waha baithe dono ladko me se ek ke sar me to ek ke hath me patti bandhi hui thi....
"dono ne bahut lambe se fasaya hai...ab to pakka gharwalo ko khabar hogi..."
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Abhi Principal ke cabin me khade hee the ki do policewale andar aaye aur hum sabko police station chalne ke liye kaha.....

 

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Chapter-28: Deposition
Update-99
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Humari hindi filmo me aksar ye dialogue sunne ko milta hai ki "humare khandan me aaj tak kisi ne Police station ka muh tak nahi dekha aur tu waha band tha..."
Mere sath bhi kuchh-kuchh aisa hee ho raha tha...mere khandan me kitno ne police station dekha hai...dekha bhi hai ya nahi, ye to main janta...lekin main pahli baar kisi Police station ko andar se dekhne wala tha...jab main aur Arun ,un dono first year ke laundo ke sath Police ki gadi me baithe the,tab mujhe yahi dar sata raha tha ki kahi humari pitayi na ho...Police ke dande ka khayal aate hee main andar tak kanp gaya...aur ye ek aisi situation thi jiski maine kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki thi...jab Police ki gadi campus se nikal rahi thi to sab hume bade dhyan se dekh rahe the...us samay sabka mujhe yun dekhna mujhe bahut kharab lag raha tha, main bahut jyada hee depressed ho gaya aur mera dil kar raha tha ki apne hath se apne chehre ko chhipa lu...Arun mere bagal me shant baitha hua shayad yahi soch raha tha ki usne ye sab shuru hee kyun kiya....Police ki jeep jab college ke main gate se bahar nikli to wahi Varun apni bike par baitha hua muskura raha tha...jiske jawab me first year ke ladko ne bhi jab muskuraya to mujhe samajhte der nahi lagi ki ye sab Varun ka kiya dhara hai...lekin sawal ye nahi tha...sawal ye tha ki ab hum dono bache kaise...kyunki yadi Ragging jurm hum dono par sabit ho gaya to humara career hee lagbhag khatm ho jayega....upar se humari middle class society ke taane....
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"tum dono waha baith jao..."T.I. Ne first year ke dono ladko ko ek taraf baithane ka ishara kiya aur hum dono ko khade rahne ke liye kaha....
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Police station ke andar jakar main har ek jagah ko bade dhyan se dekhne laga aur jo police station filmo me dikhaya jata hai usase compare karne laga...
"kyun be jyada gundagardi ka bhoot sawar hai tujhpar"Arun ko batti dete hue T.I. bola" Shirt ka button band kar..."
T.I. Ka bolna hee tha ki Arun ne fatafat apne shirt ke sare button band kar liye aur main Police station ke andar lock up ki taalash karne laga....maine dekhna chahta tha ki uske andar ke kaidi kaise rahte hai...unki halat kya hoti hai....aur jab mujhe waha lockup nahi dikha to maine apni gardan tedhi karke Police station ke andar bani ek gali ki taraf apni nazar ghumayi....
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"seedhe khade rah..."abki baar T.I. Mujhe dhamkate hue bola aur main ekdum se seedha khada ho gaya....
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lagbhag aadhe ghante tak hum dono ko T.I. ne yun hee khada karwa ke rakha...aadhe ghante baad first year ke kuchh students aur ek typing karne wala ek banda apna saman lekar andar aaya....typing karne wale ko T.I. ne apne se thodi door par rakhi ek table par baithne ke liye kaha aur first year ke jo students abhi aaye the unhe T.I. ne apne paas khada karwaya....
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"tum teeno us waqt canteen me hee the,jab ye sab hua..."
"ji sir..."
"name bol..."
"Rajshri Patidar..."ek ne jawab diya...
us ladke ka name Rajshri hai,ye sunkar T.I. ne use ghoora aur phhir typing wale ko Rajshri ka name aur statement likhne ke liye bola....
"kya hua tha kal canteen me..."
Rajshri ne ek baar apne dono ghayal dosto ko dekha aur phhir T.I. ki taraf dekhkar bola"Sir hum kuchh dost canteen me baithkar chay pee rahe the uske baad humne samosa ka order diya to Lakhan ne kaha ki wo dosa khayega...lekin recess ka time khatm hone wala tha isliye maine kaha ki dosa mat kha...usme time lag jayega...lekin Lakhan nahi mana aur dosa khakar hee dam liya aur uske baad Arun-Arman waha aaye aur unhone bhi dosa ka order kiya...aur phhir hum sab class me aa gaye..."
"ye hua tha canteen me..."T.I. ne aawaz uchi karke puchha...jisase Rajshri ki sitti-pitti gum ho gayi aur usne darte hue haan me jawab diya...
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Rajshri Patidar ka statement type karte hue typing wala hasne laga aur statement banakar T.I. ko de diya....jiske baad T.I. ne dusare ko bulaya...
"Sir,main Lakhan...Main bhi kal wahi tha sir..aur jaisa ki Rajshri ne bataya sab waha baithkar samosa kha rahe the...lekin mujhe samosa nahi pasand tha isliye maine dosa ka order diya aur jaldi-jaldi se khakar class ki taraf bhaga ,class lag chuki thi...lekin main phhir bhi andar gaya aur lab attend karne ke baad 5 baje ghar chala gaya tha..."
typing wala Lakhan ka bhi statement sunkar hasne laga..
"phhir in dono ko kisne mara..."T.I. ne peechhe ki taraf baithe first year ke un dono ladko ki taraf ishara karke puchha...jinhone hum par ragging ka case thoka tha....
"in dono ko kahi dekha hai..."apne dimag par jor dalte hue Rajshri ko achanak kuchh yaad aaya aur wo bola"in dono ka kal accident ho gaya tha college ke bahar...Sir in dono ne chori ki bike bhi kharidi hai aur full speed se chalate hai...inka koyi bharosa nahi ki ye kab ,kisko takkar maar de..."
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Itna sunte hee T.I. khud par kabu nahi kar paya aur teesare ladke ka statement liye bina hee un teeno ko bhaga diya aur baad me hum dono ko bhi jane ke liye kaha...
"ye chamatkar tune kiya hai kya be.."mujhe ek mukka marte hue Arun ne puchha...
"ye chamtkar kisi aur ka hai..."maine double power ke sath mukka marte hue kaha...
"kiska..."usne is baar triple power ke sath mukka mara...
"wo to college jakar hee pata chalega.."bolte hue maine use ek laat mari aur khushi ke mare paidal hee college ki taraf badh gaye...jabki college 5 kilometer door tha.

 

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Update 100

"wo to college jakar hee pata chalega.."bolte hue maine use ek laat mari aur khushi ke mare paidal hee college ki taraf badh gaye...jabki college 5 kilometer door tha
5 kilometer paidal chalne ke karan hum dono paseene se tar-batar ho gaye the aur jab paseene se nahaye hue college pahuche to lunch ka bigul baj chuka tha...
"kya hua be..."class ke andar humare ghuste hee Saurabh ne puchha....
"T.I. ki fad kar aa raha hu, sale ne mujhe sorry tak bola..."taav se bolte hue Arun ,Saurabh ke side me baith gaya....
"maloom nahi yar...kuchh chamatkar type ka hua police station me..."dusare side me baithkar main bola"uske dosto ne ain waqt par apna bayan badal diya aur hum dono ko T.I. ne jane ke liye kah diya...
"aur un ladko ka kya hua,jinhone tujhpar case kiya tha..."
"dono ko T.I. ne kaha ki ye kaise gawah laye the unhone...jo statement dene ke waqt palat gaye...aur phhir un dono ko bhi T.I. ne police station se chalta kiya...."
"is baar to bach gaye beta agli baar jara dhyan se..."
"mujhe nahi is bakchod ko bol..."Arun ko ek mukka marte hue main bola"isi ko jyada josh hai ragging lene ka...."
"abey wo dono ke kya maine hath-pair tode the,jo mujhe bol raha hai....salo ne full planning se hume fasaya tha..."
"baat to sahi hai, lekin phhir uske dost hee uske khilaf kyun ho gaye..."
"mujhse puchh to aise raha hai,jaise main kahi ka antaryami hoon "
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Aaj FM ki lab thi bole to Vibha mam ki aur jab hum FM ki lab me pahuche to Vibha waha pahle se maujood thi aur sath me ek assistant bhi tha.....
"file complete hai..."
"nahi..."Sabse pahle Arun ne apna hath khada kiya....
"good, tum Lab se bahar ja sakte ho...aur kiski-kiski file incomplete hai..."
"mam, Meri bhi incomplete hai..."ab maine hath upar uthaya....
"tum bhi bahar jao...aur kis-kis ne kaam pura nahi kiya hai..."
Vibha mam ka bolna tha ki ek ke baad ek 6-7 ladko ne apne hath khade kar diya....to Vibha mam gusse se sulag uthi...
"tum sab apna name ek paper me likho aur Principal sir se ispar sign kara kar lao...."
"ye kya mam...ye sab to school me hota hai..."
"main kuchh nahi janti, jaisa bola hai...waisa karo..."uske baad Vibha ne apna gora badan ladkiyo ki taraf ghumakar unse puchha"Girls, tum me se kiski file incomplete hai..."
Aur jab ladkiyo me se kisi ne apna hath khada nahi kiya to Vibha boli"good...ye hoti hai Spirit..."
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"mam, aaj waise hee ek case ho chuka hai....yadi Principal ne mujhe dobara apne cabin me dekh liya to meri aisi-taisi kar dega...."
"so what...tumhe ye sab pahle sochana chahiye tha..."
Jinki file complete thi...wo sab experiment karne ke liye waha se aage badh gaye aur is waqt hum 6-7 ladke hee waha par khade hokar Vibha se minnate kar rahe the ki wo humara name Principal tak na bheje aur yadi bheje bhi to mera aur Arun ka name usme se mitwa de.....
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"tumne file complete kyun nahi ki ,reason batao..."
"mam ,meri file complete thi aur maine Arun ko di thi aur isne meri file kal raat Saurabh ko di aur Saurabh ne apne room partner ko....aur aaj subah meri file nahi mili "
"Sorry...main tumhari koyi help nahi kar sakti..."
"teri *** ki chut ,sali randi,kutiya...chhinar..."uski aankho me dekhte hue maine aankho se hee kah diya aur waha khade sabhi ladko ki taraf dekhkar uchi aawaz me kaha"chalo raste me main tum sabko A Walk to the Jungle....ki kahani sunaunga...."
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Sali bahut hawa me udd rahi thi...main use bol-bol kar thak chuka tha ki yadi Principal aaj mujhe phhir apni cabin me dekhega to mera bhajiya tal dega...lekin sali Vibha thi ki teacher banne ke akad me use kuchh samajh hee nahi aa raha tha,isiliye maine A Walk to the jungle ki apni aur Vibha ki kahani dosto ko sunane ki soch li......
"Arman...." aawaz dekar Vibha ne hume wapas bulaya aur lab ki next class tak file complete karne ko bolkar hume experiment karne diya.....
us din FM ki lab me Vibha mujhse kuchh baat karna chahti thi...lekin waha bahut se ladko ke hone ke karan wo chup hee rahi....
"ab aa gayi na aukat par..."last me experiment ki reading check karate waqt maine dheeme se kaha"tumhe kabhi nahi bhoolna chahiye ki main Arman hoon aur jo ye baat bhool jate hai main un par Atom bomb gira deta hoon...."
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FM ki lab khatm hone ke baad ab mera sabse pahla kaam ye tha ki police station me jhootha bayan dene wale un teen ladko ko pakad kar asliyat maloom karu...maine jab Arun ko sath chalne ke liye kaha to wo bola ki use ab is sabse koyi matlab nahi hai aur wo Saurabh ke sath seedhe hostel ki taraf nikal gaya aur main ,jaha first year ki class lagti thi waha gaya.....
"idhar aao Mitro..."wo teeno jab class se nikle to maine unhe aawaz di...mujhe apni class ke bahar dekhkar teeno jaha khade the,wahi jam gaye....
"daro mat,idhar aao..."
lekin nateeja pahle wala hee raha...wo teeno ab bhi wahi jame hue the...
"abey idhar aao,warna thok dunga..."
"w...wo..wo sab humne Sidar ke kahne par kiya..."un teeno me se ek bola"jab hume canteen me maloom chala ki aap hee Arman ho to humari fat gayi thi..."
"thik hai tum teeno jao...main Sidar se sari kadi jaan lunga..."
"good evening Sir.."
"good evening...."
Un teeno ke jane ke baad Sidar se baat karne ka sochkar maine apna mobile jeb se nikala hee tha ki ,Vibha ka number screen par dikha....
"chal bhag sali..."uski call ko reject karte hue maine kaha aur uska number Randi ke name se save kar liya....
Sidar se baat karne par pata chala ki wo jis flat me rahta hai waha teen first year ke bhi ladke rahte hai....aur wo teen ladke hum par case thokane wale first year ke un do laundo ke dost the....kal raat jab Sidar unke sath tha tabhi un do ladko me se ek ne unhe phone kiya aur police station me apne paksha me gavahi dene ke liye kaha...lekin jab ye baat Sidar ko maloom chali to usne sara khel hee badal diya ,Sidar ne un teeno ladko se mere aur Arun ke favour me statement dene ke liye kaha aur waisa hee hua....jiska nateeja ye hua ki main aur Arun ragging ke is jhamele me fase bina hee is jhamele se nikal gaye....
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"thanks MTL bhai..."maine kaha...
"koyi baat nahi aur agli baar se kuchh karne se pahle apne 1400 gm ka dimag use kar lena....kyunki main har baar tujhe nahi bacha paunga...samjha"
"sab samajh gaya MTL bhai..."
Uske baad maine call disconnect ki aur hostel ki taraf badha....Arun ne pure hostel me ye kissa faila diya tha ki T.I. uski source se dar gaya aur use jane diya...uske baad hujne dosto ke room me jakar gappe ladayi ,khana khaya aur apne-apne room par aa gaye...Raat ke 11 baje jab main sone ki taiyari kar raha tha to ek baar phhir Vibha ka call aaya, main janta tha ki wo kis bare me baat karna chahti hai...isliye pahle ki tarah maine us baar bhi uski call disconnect kar di....

 

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Chapter-30:Substratum of a new Combat-II
Update-101
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Vibha ki call maine recieve to ki lekin agle hee pal phhir se call cut kar di....Vibha ki call disconnect karne ke baad Vibha ke baare me hee sochate hue ek cigarette nikali aur hostel ki chhat par aa gaya...
Pichhale kuchh dino ki bhayankar ghatnao,jaise Canteen me meri aur Gautam ki bahas aur phhir aaj police station me hue drame se main ye bhool chuka tha ki kuchh hafte pahle maine second semester ka exam diya tha...jiska result kuchh dino me aane wala tha, lekin jaise main us waqt ye bhool chuka tha...lekin mere college me padhne wale 2318 students nahi bhoole the aur na hee humari university aur na hee mere hostel me rahne wale lafange students.....isliye result apne sahi time par aaya aur main upar hostel ki chhat par khada cigarette pee raha tha.....
"kaha hai..."Saurabh ne call kiya..
"hostel ki chhat par..."
"abey result aa gaya hai..."
"ek minute....aage kuchh mat bolna,warna murder kar dunga..."
Result aa gaya ye sunte hee mere dil ki dhadkane ekdum se tez ho gayi , main wahi hostel ke chhat ke upar khada soch-vichar karne laga ki is baar fail hounga ya pass...mere aankho ke samne wo waqt chhane laga jab main examhall me baithkar exam de raha tha....
"4 subject me to nikal hee jaunga..."maine khud se kaha aur aadhi jali cigarette ko wahi phhek diya....
"4 me nahi 5 me pakka AC hai..."khud ko dilasa dete hue maine ek baar phhir se kaha....
"Arman,be a real mard...."teesari baar khud ko dilasa dete hue main neeche aaya aur hostel warden ke room me gaya ,jaha PC tha aur result printout karwane ki suvidha bhi thi...
"Roll Number batao..."mujhe dekhte hee warden ne kaha aur maine dheere-dheere karke apne roll number ka ek-ek digit bataya aur control warden ke hath se apne hath me le liya....
Result mere samne computer screen par tha aur maine direct us jagah nazar ghumayi,jaha Pass ya fail likha rahta hai.....
"Pass..."khushi se main uchhal pada aur waha khade baki ladko se gale mila...mera CPI is baar 7.7 ke karib tha, iske baad maine Arun aur Saurabh ka result dekha..pichhali baar ki tarah Arun ka is baar bhi back laga tha aur back lagane ka karnama Saurabh ne bhi kiya tha....lekin unke SPI last sem. Ki tarah is baar bhi mere se jyada tha....
"sale padhenge nahi to back hee lagegi na "maine aisa kaha jaise pure semester mere hath se ek pal ke liye bhi book na chhuti ho....
"tera kya hua be..."printout nikalwane ke baad maine wahi khade ek ladke se puchha...
"3 subject me ludhak gaya..."
"aur tera..."maine dusare se puchha..
"do me back..."
"dekho beta, pass hone ke liye padhna padta hai...din bhar facebook me online rahne se kuchh nahi hota...agli baar se mehnat karna tabhi pass ho paoge warna sab subject me fail....sale ullu..."
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Jin-jin ladko ki back lagi thi unhe sunakar main apne room aaya...waha Saurabh aur Arun baar-baar apne result is ummid me dekh rahe the ki shayad unse dekhne me galti ho gayi ho....
"tum dono phhir se fail ho gaye
"unke jale par namak chhidakte hue maine kaha...
"bose dk tu khush ho raha hai..."
"nahi yar, main to bahut dukhi hoon...chehre par mat ja, main andar se bahut jyada dukhi hoon..."
"ye sale,MC mujhe hee har baar kyun ludhka dete hai...inki *** ko chodu sale harami,BC..."Arun chillate hue bola...
"isi baat par bathroom ko sperm donate karke aa..."udas hone ka natak karte hue main bola....
"Arun ruk, main bhi chalta hoon..."apna mobile ek taraf gusse se phhek kar Saurabh bola...
"tu kidhar chala be..."
"sale meri bhi back lagi hai...main bhi sperm donate kaene ja raha hoon..."
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Jis din result aaya,us din hostel kuchh shant tha, jiske bhi room me jao sab apne result ka printout hath me liye dekh rahe the ki unhe kis subject me kitna number mila hai....kuchh apne ghar phone lagakar khushi se apna result bata rahe the to kuchh phone par hee galiya kha rahe the....mere room me khud is waqt mayusi ka mahol tha,isliye khushi ke mahol ki taalash me main pure hostel me ghoomta raha aur raat ke 1 baje pure hostel ka chakkar maar kar apne room lauta to dekha ki Arun ,Saurabh gahari neend me hai.....raat ke 1 baje Vibha ki call phhir aayi...
"haan bolo..."call recieve karke main bola...
"result aa gaya tum logo ka, maloom chala ya nahi..."
"raat ke 1 bajkar 3 minute par tumne ye batane ke liye call kiya hai..."
"nahi...kuchh aur bhi baat karni hai..."
"to direct point par aane ka, "
"dekho Arman..."bolkar wo chup ho gayi...
"haan dikhao..."
"dekho Arman, tum mujhe blackmail nahi kar sakte..."
"ye paap maine kab kiya...Mam"
"FM ki lab me tum apne dosto se kya bol rahe the ki unhe tum A walk to the jungle ,ki kahani bataoge..."
"haan,to usme bura kya hai..."
"Aaj ke baad wo sab bhool jao aur kisi se us baare me kuchh mat kahna..."
"wo kya hai ki main nihayat hee sarif aur sach bolne wala insan hoon....mujhe jhooth bardasht nahi hota,isliye yadi koyi mujhse puchhega to sach batana hee padega na...Vibha mam"
"respect your teachers..."
"dil pe mat le, muh me le...aasani hogi"
"tum shayad bhool rahe ho ki ,tumhara FM subject ka number mere hath me hai..."
"aur tu shayad bhool rahi hai ki teri ijjat mere L par hai...jise main jab chahu tab utar sakta hoon...isliye apna raub uspar jhadna ,jo us kabil lage...mere samne yadi dobara kabhi aisi harkat ki to main direct facebook par status daal dunga aur us din ground par jo hua uski pics bhi...jisme maine Varun aur uske dosto ki pelayi ki aur tu bhi waha mauzood thi..."
"main call rakh rahi hoon..."
"to rakh de, main kaun sa interested hoon teri jaisi laundiya se baat karne me....teri jaisi ko to main chusata bhi nahi..."aur uske baad adatan anusar mere muh se Vibha ke liye BC nikal gaya
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Mere aise jawab se Vibha samajh gayi thi ki uske kapde mere hath me hai,jise main jab chahu utar sakta hoon....lekin filhal main ye sab karne ke mood me nahi tha,kyunki aksar maine news paper aur logo ke muh se suna tha ki,ladkiyo ki ijjat karni chahiye....aur waise bhi main Vibha ke sath kuchh dusara hee kaam karne ka mood bana raha tha aur yadi main aisi harkat karta to mera wo kaam shuru hone se pahle hee khatm ho jata... deepika mam ke mere life se chale jane ke baad mujhe uske barabar hee hot ladki chahiye thi aur mere fantasy ye bhi thi ki wo ek teacher ho..aisa nahi tha ki Vibha,deepika baad eklauti sexy madam thi...college me aur bhi hot teachers thi,lekin unko patane me time lagta jo ki apne paas nahi tha...isliye maine Vibha ko chuna...,Vibha ke case me mere do fayde bhi the ,pahla ye ki uski chut ,deepika se thodi tight hogi ,aisa maine andaza lagaya aur dusara ye ki wo mere control me rahegi....lekin aisa sochate waqt mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki meri ye soch,meri ye harkat...ek nayi ladayi ki buniyaad rakh rahi hai aur is buniyaad ka nateeja ab tak ke nateejo me sabse bura aur bhayankar hoga....yaha tak ki jaanlewa bhi ,lekin main nahi ruka...kyunki mujhe jald se jald Vibha ko chodna tha...mujhe ye kaam first year me hee kar dena chahiye tha lekin first year me deepika mam jaisi hot item ke samne Vibha ko maine ignore mara par ab Vibha mujhe maal lagne lagi thi...jise main jald se jald chodna chahta tha...
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Vibha ko jaal me fasane ke liye sabse pahla kaam ye karna tha ki mere is Arman ki bhanak kisi ko na lage...matlab ki jaise maine deepika mam ko raat-o-raat choda aur subah hote hee baat aayaram-gayaram ho gayi...waisi hee situation main Vibha ke case me bhi apply karna chahta tha....isliye maine apne is arman ki bhanak Arun aur Saurabh tak ko nahi lagne di...dusara kaam mujhe jo karna tha wo ye ki Vibha par kabu pana...taki wo meri baat taal na sake aur teesara kaam use thokna....taki mujhe har din sperm bathroom ko donate na karna pade....pahla kaam to under processing tha aur iski bhanak mere dosto ko to door ,khud Vibha ko ye nahi maloom tha ki usko lekar mere Arman kya hai...dusara kaam tha use control karna, jo main kal se shuru karne wala tha aur Vibha ko control karne ka mera rambad ye tha ki jitna ho sake Vibha ko ignore kiya jaye...taki wo mujhse baat karne ke liye taras jaye...
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"abey oye ruk"Varun ne ek jordar punch mere hath me marte hue bola"kyun be sale...is beech me Esha kaha kho gayi...use patane ke liye to tune koyi plan nahi banaya aur Vibha ki chut ke liye bahut bade-bade karname kiye tune...."
"aur to aur sale ne deepika ko bhi akele khaya aur Vibha ko bhi...hum sab to lund pakad kar rah gaye..."dusare hath me dusara punch jadte hue Arun bola....
"achchha hua,Saurabh aur Sulabh nahi hai...warna ek-ek punch wo bhi marte..."apne dono hath ko apne opposite hath ki hatheli se sahlate hue main bola"abey salo dard hota hai..."
"mujhe to shaq hai ki tu Esha se pyar bhi karta tha ya nahi..."ek aur baar jordar mukka marte hue Varun bola...
"dekh munda kharab mat kar...tum logo ko kya laga ki maine kabhi Esha ke liye plan nahi banaya...abey gadho Esha ka mamla alag tha, uska ek boyfriend tha jiska baap ek gunda tha...to socho ki yadi main sabke samne uspar line marta to kya main aaj tak zinda bachta..."
"lekin phhir bhi apun ko tere love me fault nazar aa raha hai..."
"Esha ke liye maine jo plan banaya tha uspar main khud sure nahi tha ki mera wo plan kamyab hoga ya nahi...kyunki na to main dhang se Esha ko janta tha aur na hee uski pasand...main ye tak nahi janta tha ki uska ghar kaha hai, wo college se jane ke baad kya karti hai,kinse milti hai....bole to main ek aisi ladki se pyar karta tha jo mere liye bilkul nayi thi...."
"phhir tune uske liye jaal kaise buna,jo tere liye kisi alien ke mafik thi"
"dil se kiya pagle...maine use dil se samjha...dil se hee uske baare me socha aur dil se hee plan banaya..."
"ghanta banaya,chodu mat bana mujhe..."ek aur mukka mujhe jadte hue Arun bola"le bata to apne dil ka plan..."
"abey tum dono ne mujhe dholak samajh liya hai kya,jo bajate hee chale ja rahe ho..."taav me aakar main utha aur Arun ko teen-char non-stop punch jadkar bola"ek baat bata, tum me se kis-kis ne Esha ko facebook par request bheji thi..."
"sabne...matlab ki maine,tune,Sulabh,Saurabh,bhu,Naveen...lagbhag sabhi ne use Friend request bheji thi..."
"aur accept kitno ki hui "
"sirf teri..."Dimag ko uthal puthal karte hue Arun ne kaha...
"to beta yahi to tha mera plan
jo slow poison ki tarah Esha ke dil me utar raha tha...chal bol papa "

 

[The Immortal]

Update-102
"to beta yahi to tha mera plan
jo slow poison ki tarah Esha ke dil me utar raha tha...chal bol papa "
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Next day first period Vibha ka hee tha aur wo apni adatan saj-sawar kar class me aayi aur ek-ek students ko khada karke unke second semester ka result puchhane lagi....
"7.7 ,AC"khade hokar maine jawab diya...
mere muh se AC word sunkar sab hasne lage,sale ye soch rahe the ki main fake raha hoon....
"keep silence..."Vibha ne sabko shant karate hue kaha"Arman ,kya sach me tum pass ho gaye..."
"nahi ,sab me back hai "
"okay...okay,don't get angry..."
"teri *** ki chut..."Vibha ko gali dete hue Arun utha"ek me back hai mam..."
"last sem me bhi tumhara back tha na..."
"wo nikal gaya..."
"good..."
uske baad bari aayi Saurabh ki...
"same here mam..."
"matlab.."
"matlab ki Arun ki tarah main bhi ek me latak gaya hoon..."
"ok,sit down..."
"8.2,...clinic all clear..."Sulabh ek jhatke me khada hua aur dusare jhatke me baith gaya...bole to very fast process....
sabka result puchhane ke baad Vibha ne apna pakau lecture chalu kiya, Arun ki aaj tabiyat kuchh dheele-dheele si thi, subah usne college aate waqt bataya bhi tha ki use bukhar type se lag raha hai...second semester me back lagne se wo bahut jyada hee upset tha,jabki Saurabh pahle ki tarah mast tha....
"duniya ne chod ke rakh diya hai yar, "peechhe wali bench par apne dono hath tikate hue Arun bola...
"abey back to lagti rahti hai...isme udas hone ki kya jaroorat hai..."
"lekin har baar main hee kyun,why me...is sale Arman ki to back nahi lagti...zindagi jhand ho chuki hai meri,lagta hai ki chhat se kudkar suicide kar loon...lekin darta hoon ki yadi chhat se kud kar bhi nahi mara to phhir mere pappa ji hee mujhe maar denge...."
"abey chodu,tune wo kahawat to suni hee hogi ki...
Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”....."
"ek line me iska matlab samjha na "
"matlab ki bina back lage aap ek solid engineer nahi ban sakte bole to back lagni chahiye..."maine kaha...
"to phhir tu har baar AC kyun ho jata hai..."Sulabh ne tana mara...
"mera to har baar kharab paper jata hai...lekin ye university wale pass kar dete hai to isme meri kya galti..."
"Sulabh,Saurabh..Arun-Arman,kya baat-chit chal rahi hai tum logo ke beech...."Vibha ne chalk ka ek chhota sa tukda humari taraf phhek kar hume khade hone ke liye kaha"Arman kya baate chal rahi hai udhar..."
Vibha ke puchhane ke sath hee maine apna chehra dusari taraf ghuma liya...main to ye apne plan ke liye kar raha tha,lekin mere teeno khas dost bhi meri copy karenge ,ye mujhe nahi maloom tha...Saurabh aur Arun beech me baithe the aur chehra ghumate waqt(--> <--)dono ka sar ek dusare se takraya bhi tha....
"maine tum charo se kuchh puchha hai,uska jawab do..."Kuchh der tak Vibha is intezaar me rahi ki hum me se koyi kuchh bolega ,lekin jab hum charo chup rahe to usne samne wale bench par baithe ek ladke se ek page manga aur uspar hum charo ka name likhkar boli"jao is par Principal se sign kara kar lao..."
"maine suna nahi thik se..aapne kya bola.."Vibha ko aankho se blackmail karte hue main muskuraya jiske baad Vibha hadbada gayi aur punishment ke taur par ek-ek assignment ka hathoda humare sar par de mara.....
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"mam yaha paas zero kaise aaya..."humare class ke topper ne khade hokar Vibha par apna sawal daga aur sawal sunte hee Vibha dher ho gayi..
Wo 10 minutes tak pahle book par jhakti rahi aur phhir apne notes par...lekin situation pahle ke mafik guru-ghantal hee rahi....Us question ke answer ke liye Vibha ne apni chut aur gand ek kar dali ,lekin chut aur gand ko ek karne ke baad bhi use jab Answer nahi maloom chala to usne class ke brilliant students ki taraf ye sawal phhek diya...aur class ke un brilliant students me se sirf ek ka hath upar utha,jo sahi mayne me brilliant tha.....
"Yes Sulabh...yaha aakar samjhao..."Vibha ne request ki...
Vibha ki us gand-chut ko ek kar dene wali request par humare Sulabh babu ka behaviour kuchh rukha-rukha sa tha...wo bole"mam ,mujhe iska answer to pata hai ,lekin mujhe interest nahi hai..."
"kya matlab interest nahi hai..."
"matlab ki iska koyi matlab nahi hai...bas main answer dene me interested nahi hoon..."
"are mujhe bhi iska answer maloom karna hai, inko nahi batana chahte to mat batao...par mujhe to batao..."aur uske baad Vibha ne bada sa PLEASE ! kaha....
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Sulabh bhi kya karta, Aakhirkar wo bhi to ek aam ladka tha,jiska lund khada hota tha, aur Vibha mam ki is sexy request ko reject kaise karta,isliye Sulabh apni bench se utha aur chalk uthakar us question se related ek lamba-chauda formula likha ,us formule me cos@ bhi tha, uske baad humare Sulabh mahashaya sulabh pradarshan karte hue @ ke place par 90 degree rakha aur bole" sabhi jante hai ki cos90 ki value zero hoti hai...Problem solved "
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"very good ,Sulabh...tumhara assignment cancel aur tum teeno ka bhi"
"thank you mam "hum charo ek sath cheekhe.....
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Recess me class ke bahar khade hokar hum sab bakchodi kar rahe the ki hostel me rahne wale first year ke launde udhar se guzare...
"abey sun..."ek ko pakadkar Arun bola"ja canteen me dekh kar aa ki Divya hai ya nahi..."
"lekin main to hostel ja raha hoon aur canteen uske wrong direction me hai..."
"jake canteen me dekhkar aa, warna chodunga...samjha,ab ja..."
Us ladke ko canteen ki taraf bhejkar Arun phhir se humare sath bakchodi karne laga...
"Divya canteen me hai..."hafte hue first year ke ladke ne kaha...
"dhanyavaad ,chal Arman..."
"ghanta jayega mera...."
"abey chal na,teri bhabhi baithi hai canteen me..."
"bola na ek baar na..."
"waise Divya ke sath Esha bhi hai Arman bhaiya...."muskurate hue first year ke us ladke ne kaha....
"sach aur kaun-kaun hai waha..."
"dono akeli baithi hai...Jab main waha gaya to Divya kisi ladke se bahas kar rahi thi...pata nahi kya lafda hai..."
"aisa kya, achchha ye bata Gautam bhi hai kya udhar..."
"noyi..."
"Arun chal,aaj teri maal par hath saaf karke aate hai..."
"kya bola be "
"bole to uspar hath saaf karke aate hai,jo teri maal se ulajh raha hai..."
Hum dono canteen ki taraf badhe hee the ki Saurabh aur Sulabh ne hume pakad kar peechhe kheecha aur bola"do se bhale char..."
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[The Immortal]

Update-103
Hum dono canteen ki taraf badhe hee the ki Saurabh aur Sulabh ne hume pakad kar peechhe kheecha aur bola"do se bhale char..."
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"char se bhale do..."un dono ko rok kar Arun bola"waha maal hum dono ki fasi hai aur bachane tum dono jaoge aur waise bhi jhund me kutte aate hai aur hum Sher hai ,chalo abhich fut lo idhar se ,dikhna mat idhar ab..."
Saurabh aur Sulabh ko wapas bhejne ke baad hum dono canteen ki taraf tezi se bhage,
na jaane main kya-kya soch kar aaya tha...maine socha tha ki mere ullu dost Arun ki tarah kisi dusare ullu ka dil Divya par aa gaya hoga aur wahi lafda chal raha hoga ya phhir kisi ne ganda comment un dono ko dekhkar maar diya hoga,ya phhir kisi ne unka sabke samne mazak udaya hoga...ya phhir aisa hee kuchh dusara kand hua hoga,lekin jab hum waha pahuche to dusara hee nazara dekhne ko mila....Esha aaram se apni jagah par baithkar cold drink ki chuskiya le rahi thi aur Divya usase door counter par khadi hokar canteen me kaam karne wale ladke se ladayi kar rahi thi....
"ye chips bahar 15 me milta hai to phhir yaha 20 me kyun..."Divya jordar aawaz me boli..
"wo sab mere ko nahi maloom,Apne ko to 20 me dene ko kaha gaya hai,isliye apun to 20 hee lega..."
"aise kaise 20 lega..."Us ladke ko ghoorte hue Divya cheekhi...
"wo to apun lekar hee rahega..."Wo ladka bhi Divya ko ghoorte hue cheekha...
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"Arun,ja 5 tu apni taraf se de de aur mamla khatm kar "
"lekin mere paas khulle nahi hai yar..."
"abey to 10 ka note de dena bakchod..."
"thik hai..."bolkar Arun Divya ki taraf badha aur main apni gori billi ki taraf ja pahucha....
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"hi..."jaha Esha baithi thi ,wahi uske paas baithkar maine kaha..
"hi.."kuchh der ke liye usne apne muh se straw nikala aur mujhe HI bolkar wapas cold drink peene lagi...
"sun to.."uski taraf thoda jhuk kar main bola...
"kya hai..."wo bhi meri taraf jhuki...
"tum dono ke rahis baap 20 bhi nahi dete kya,jo teri wo chuhiya friend 5 ke liye us canteen wale se lad rahi hai...aur tu use samjhane ki vajah botal me straw daalkar daru ke shot mare ja rahi hai...isliye main tujhe billi bolta hu..."
"aankh phhut gayi hai kya,ye daru nahi pepsi hai...aur tumhe kya matlab ki hume ghar se kitne milte hai..."
"kanjoos honge tum dono ke pappa..kyun "uske shoulder par apne shoulder se halka sa dhakka dekar maine kaha,jisase wo khasne lagi aur dil kiya ki uski peeth sahlakar mast filmi scene banau...lekin mere sixth sense aur waha mauzood bahut se students ke karan maine aisa bilkul bhi nahi kiya...
"tumne mujhe dhakka kyun diya..."wo boli aur phhir khasne lagi...
"kitni nazjook hai tu dar hai ki kahi koyi tujhe phhol se na maar de...
kitni pyari hai teri aankhe,dar hai ki inhe koyi pyar se na maar de..."
"matlab..."
"kuchh nahi main to bas mathematics ka formula yaad kar raha tha...."bolte hue maine Arun ki taraf nazar ghumayi ,
Divya ab bhi us canteen wale ladke se bhidi hui thi aur Arun,Divya ko baar-baar shant karane ka asafal prayas kar raha tha....
"tu ja ke us chuhiya ko samjhati kyun nahi,faltu me locha kar reli hai..."
"abhi to ye shuruat hai,tum dekhna abhi wo is chhoti si baat ko consumer forum tak le jane ki baat karegi..."ek pyari si muskan ke sath Esha boli...
Aur hua bhi waisa hee...Divya ne us ladke ko dhamki di"yadi tune is chips packet ke 5 adhik liye to main consumer forum me case kar dungi..."
"gazab,meri tarah tera bhi sixth sense kaam karta hai..."ek baar phhir se uske shoulder par dhakka dekar maine kaha...
"ye tum mujhe baar-baar dhakka kyun de rahe ho..."khisiyate hue usne apni puri taqat ke sath mere shoulder par prahar kiya aur jawab me main muskura diya...
"ye kaun sa police station hai..."us ladke ne Divya se puchha...
"upbhokta manch..."Arun ne us ladke ko consumer forum ka hindi me matlab bataya...
"thik hai ,15 hee do...tum bhi kya yaad rakhogi.."Divya se pareshan hokar wo ladka bola....
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Divya ne chips ka bill pay kiya aur phhir aakar Esha ke samne wali table par baith gayi....wo ab bhi gusse me thi..
"bloody corruption, you Know Esha...aise hee corrupted logo ke karan humara desh barbad hai..."
"hundred percent correct..."main beech me hee bol pada...
"oh ! Arman...hi..."mujhe dekhkar Divya boli"tumhara wo dost hai na Arun ,wo bhi corruption me involve hai...wo to mujhe bol raha tha ki main us canteen wale ko 20 de du..."
"aur use ye idea in mahashay ne hee diya tha..."Esha boli...jiske baad Divya ka chehra ek baar phhir se laal hua aur maine waha se chup-chap khisakne me hee apni bhalayi samjhi....sach me ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota...sali hardam mast tarike se bore karti rahti hai...
Main aur Arun canteen me mamla suljhane gaye the lekin Divya ke sachche deshbhakt hone ke chalte hum dono hee sulajh gaye aur khali hath canteen se wapas aaye.....
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"meri wali ekdum sarif hai be,.."
"aur bewkoof bhi ab tu hee dekh 5 ke chalte usne kitna bada tamasha khada kar diya..."
"baklol hai kya...Divya sach to bol rahi thi ki wo 5 adhik kyun de aur wo apne mazboot irade par kayam rahi,jiska nateeja tune bhi dekha."apna seena chauda karte hue Arun bola..."isme tujhe wo bewkoof kaha se dikh gayi..."
"tune abhi ka nateeja dekha,lekin maine uske is karname se aane wale kal ka nateeja dekha...ab janta hai jab wo kal canteen me apna pet bharne jayegi to kya hoga..."
"kya hoga..."
"hoga ye mere lallu lal ki canteen wala use ek glass pani tak nahi dega aur phhir wo yaha se kayi kilometer door sirf ek cold drink peene jayegi..."
"satya ke raste me chalne par aisi mushkilo ka samna karna padta hai be ..isme wo tujhe bewkoof kaha se dikh gayi"
"use bewkoof maine isliye kaha kyunki wo us ladke se ladayi kar rahi thi,jiski aukat canteen me sirf table saaf karne ki hai,yadi use sach me corruption mitana hai to direct canteen ke malik se baat karna tha,jo ki usne nahi kiya,chal ye sab chhod aur ye bata ki aaj lab kis subject ki hai..."
"mere khayal se C Programing ki..."
"mujhe bhi kuchh aisa hee lag raha hai..."
Waha se thodi door aage jane ke baad hum dono ek dusare par chillaye"lawde,humari class to peechhe chhut gayi..."
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[The Immortal]

Update-104
Waha se thodi door aage jane ke baad hum dono ek dusare par chillaye"lawde,humari class to peechhe chhut gayi..."
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C programing ki lab me ek 5 ft ki patli-dubali lady teacher computer ko command pe command diye ja rahi thi aur idhar main confuse pe confuse hue ja raha tha ki ye lodi kar kya rahi hai...class ke kuchh hoshiyar students ,jo ki yaha ke local the aur ghar me din bhar computer se chipke rahte the ,unhe hee sab samajh aa raha tha, main to is subject me virgin tha isliye filhal to main chup hokar un sabko dekh raha tha.....
"Arman Lund, tujhe kuchh samajh aaya kya.."Arun bechain hote hue mujhse puchha...
"pura samajh gaya, bata tujhe kya batau "
"teri bhi halat meri tarah hai..."
Arun ne is baar Saurabh ko pakda aur usase puchhane laga ki computer ke andar ye kaisa jadu chal raha hai....
"main virgin hoon is mamle me..."Saurabh bola..
"aur tu Sulabh,kya tu bata sakta hai ki ye jadu jo computer ke andar chal raha hai ,uska raaz kya hai..."
"me too virgin in this mind fucking ,lawda taking and gand me bawasir hoying ,Subject..."
"sale sab dehati ho,kisi ko kuchh nahi aata..."
"tension kaiku le raha hai bawa, dusare ke copy se copy karne ka..."Samne computer ke andar ho raye jadu ko dekhkar Saurabh ne kaha...
"tab tak kya lund hilau, 2 hours ke lab me kuchh to karne mangta,jisase apna time makkhan ke mafik kat jaye..."
"ab to sala humare sath jungle ka raja bhu bhi nahi hai,jo lab ke khali time me pure college ki news sunaye..."mam ne jab ek aur jadu kiya to use dekhte hue main khisiya gaya aur bhu ko yaad karne laga...
"ek idea hai..."mobile nikal kar Saurabh bola"wifi se net chalakar kuchh download karte hai..."
"solid idea hai...2 ghante me to gand faad bf download kar lenge..."
"mere khayal se hume c programing ka video download karke ,dekhna chahiye...kya pata is jadu ki koyi trick samajh me aa jaye.."Sulabh ne kaha aur hum teeno shant hokar use dekhne lage...
Sulabh sach kah raha tha, yadi hum us waqt c programing ka video download karte to kuchh na kuchh to bheje me ghusta hee...lekin humne aisa nahi kiya,hum charo ne aisa nahi kiya....
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"ab kya lawda din bhar padhayi hee karenge,thoda time to hume khud ke liye nikalna chahiye..."Sulabh ko ek mukka jadkar Arun bola..
"bose dk ,bol to aise raha hai...jaise sham ko 5 baje hostel jane ke baad se lekar subah ke 9 baje tak book kholkar baitha rahta hai..."Sulabh bola aur apna hath sahlane laga...
"jo-jo c programing ka video download karna chahta hai ,wo apna lund khada kare...matlab ki hath"maine kaha aur Sulabh ke siwa kisi aur ne apna hath khada nahi kiya...
"ab wo log apna lund khada kare jo dusari gyan dene wali chize download karna chahte hai..."
aur is baar hum charo me se maine,Saurabh aur Arun ne apna-apna hath khada kiya aur tay ye hua ki hum c programing ka bwasir vedio download na karke kuchh gyan dene wali other files download karenge....
"main sari upcoming movie ke trailor download karta hoon..."Saurabh ne kaha aur kaam me lag gaya..
"main kuchh movies download karta hoon..."kisi hare hue shaks ki tarah Sulabh bola aur wo bhi kaam me lag gaya...
"main HD me porn video download karta hoon aur phhir bathroom ko sperm donate karenge..."bolte hue main bhi kaam me lag gaya...
"main kya karu..."
"tu.....hmmm..."Kuchh sochkar Sulabh bola"tu c programing ka video download kar le..."
Sulabh ke muh se ek baar aur c programing word sunkar hum teeno ne use kha jane wali nazar se dekha aur ishara kiya ki yadi usne ek baar phhir yadi is jaduyi word ka name liya to use bahut pelenge.....
"abey main kya karu..."Arun ne ek baar phhir puchha...
"tu....facebook se ladkiyo ki photo download kar..."
"ghanta..."phhir jaise hee Arun ko kuchh yaad aaya wo bola"main Haweli download karta hoon..."
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Hum log idhar dabi me college ki wifi ka full use karke apna kaam nikal rahe the aur udhar wo 5 ft ki dubali-patli mam ab bhi command par command diye ja rahi thi aur laundo ke dimag me bawasir faila rahi thi......
jab lab khatm hua to hum charo hostel pahuche,jaha se apne mobile ka sara material Amar sir ke laptop me dala aur phhir apne-apne mobile me liya....
"Arman ek mast news hai..."apna bag taang kar Sulabh bola
"chal suna.."
"ek shart par...pahle bol ki kal canteen me mera sara kharcha kal tu uthayega..."
"rahne de phhir..."
"Esha ke baare me hai...soch le"
"chal thik hai...news bata"
"Gautam basketball tournament me ja raha hai,isliye 3-4 din tak Esha tujhe college me Divya ke sath hee dikhegi..."
"parso main tere canteen ka bill dunga..."Arun bolte hue bistar se neeche gir gaya...
"chal pahle mere auto ka kiraya de,taki main apne room tak pahuch jaun..."
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Sulabh ke jane ke baad sara din college ke wifi se download kiye gaye video ko dekhne me beeta aur raat ke 12 baje Arun ke dimag me na jaane first year ke hostel jane ka vichar kaha se aa gaya...hum dono first year ke hostel gaye aur waha Arun ne apne dosto ko HD quality me download ki gayi video di, waha se hume ek bahut hee rochak information mili aur wo information ye thi ki deepika mam aaj kal first year ke ek ladke par kuchh jyada meharbaan hai...wo aksar recess ke waqt us ladke ko computer lab me bulati hai...ye sab jaankar mujhe samajhne me koyi pareshani nahi hui ki recess me deepika mam aur us ladke ke beech me kya hota hai....hostel ke jis ladke par deepika mam aajkal meharbaan thi mujhe usase thodi jalan bhi hui ki wo ladka ab meri jagah le raha hai...khair koyi baat nahi ,kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki deepika mam mere karname ko kabhi nahi bhoolegi aur na nee mujhe...kyunki wo ladka bhale hee mujhse jyada handsome aur well mature ho,wo bhale hee sex art me mujhse mahir ho,lekin wo aisa ladka nahi tha,jaisa ki main....matlab ki wo mujhse jyada popular nahi tha aur na hee usne apne first year ke dauran 7 saal se engineering kar rahe apne super senior ko mara tha aur jaha tak mera andaza hai us ladke me itni himmat nahi thi ki wo ek don ke bete se baar-baar panga le aur uski girlfriend ko apne left side me basa le..isliye meri jalan dusare pal hee cooling reaction ke karan bujh gayi...jiski(cooling reaction) ek vajah ye bhi thi ki mujhe first year se hee maloom tha ki deepika mam aur mera sath mahaj kuchh dino ka hai....
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Main apne ateet ke panne kholne me tula hua tha ki humare flat par kisi ne dastak di...jise dekhkar Varun turant gate ki taraf bhaga....
"are Sonam ,tum yaha...aise achanak..."Varun hadbada kar bola...Varun ki halat dekhkar koyi bhi kah sakta hai ki jo ladki is waqt humare room ke darwaje par khadi hai,use yaha dekhne ki kalpana Varun ne kabhi nahi ki hogi....
"Varun, how are you..."
"fine...lekin tum yaha kaise..."
"pahle darwaje se to door hato..."Varun ko dhakka dekar red skirt aur blue jeans me chamchamati hui ek ladki ne andar kadam rakha,jise dekhkar Arun ka muh 2 inch fat gaya aur main room me idhar-udhar padi daru ki botal ko chhipane me lag gaya....
"are batao to ki tumne achanak apne darshan kaise de diye..."
"pahle ye batao ki ye do namune kaun hai.."aur phhir Arun ki taraf ishara karte hue Sonam boli"ise bolo ki mujhe line marna band kare..."
"isne hum dono ko namuna bola..."gusse me maine Arun se kaha...lekin meri aawaz itni dheemi thi ki sirf Arun hee sun paye...
"randi hai sali,chudne aayi hogi..."Arun bhi dheere se cheekha...
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"Sonam,balcony me chalte hai..."hum dono ke samne Varun ne us red skirt wali ladki ka hath pakda lekin us red skirt wali ladki ne turant Varun ka hath jhadkar door kar di....
"Varun , tum nahi jante ki is colony me meri ek friend bhi rahti hai aur meri usi friend ne mujhe aaj subah call kiya aur boli ki main ek ladke se milkar apni us friend ka messege uske premi ko de du..."
"to isme main kya kar sakta hoon..."
"asal me hum dono ki baat puri nahi ho payi aur jab meri wo dost mujhe us ladke ka address de rahi thi to call disconnect ho gayi..."
"kya name hai un dono premi jode ka..."
"meri friend ka name hai ,Nisha...aur us ladke ka name..."
"Arman..."maine beech me bola...
"yaa,right...lekin tumhe kaise pata, kahi tum koyi tantrik to nahi..."
"wo ladka main hee hoon...jise tum dhoondh rahi hai..."
"oh ! That's great,to tum hee ho Nisha ke wo champu boyfriend..."
"haan ,main hee hoon Nisha ka wo champu boyfriend..to chal bata chhachhundar ki Nisha ne kya messege diya hai... "
Sonam ke dwara mujhe champu kahne par main bhadak utha ,jiska andaza Sonam ko bhi tab ho gaya,jab maine use chhachhundar kaha...sali khud ko badi hoshiyar samajh reli thi, lekin use maloom nahi tha ki main kaun hoon....bole to use iska jara sa bhi andaza nahi tha ki Arman kya chiz hai
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