Romance 8TH SEMESTER ! (Completed)

[The Immortal]

Chapter-44: The Segregation
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.jiske baad maine usi kagaj ke tukde ke dusari taraf apna final decision likhkar Arun ki taraf wo tukda badha diya...jisme maine likha tha ki...
"Plan No. 1- Respect Your teachers.
Plan No. 2- Quit Smoking as early as Possible.
Plan No. 3- Stay away from Girls. AND
Plan No.4- Never bunk the classes. "
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Arun se pahli baar meri dosti college me hui thi aur dusari baar yaha Nagpur me...Arun jis din se Nagpur aaya tha,usi din se mujhe maloom tha ki ek din wo haste-muskurate mujhe 'Good bye' kahega aur chala jayega.
Aur aaj 7 din tak Nagpur me rahne ke baad Arun ja raha tha,lekin usne abhi tak mujhe 'Good bye' nahi kaha tha.jab main main aur Varun ,Arun ko railway station tak chhodane ja rahe the tab wo pure raste khud ko bahut cool,bindas dikha raha tha.wo aisa bartaav kar raha tha,jaise ki use mujhse door jane me koyi fark nahi pad raha hai....lekin haqiqat to kuchh aur thi..........
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"Varun ,tu ek kaam kar,jakar TC ko pakad aur Mathura tak ki ticket jugad kar...."Jis Platform par train khadi thi waha pahuchte hee maine Varun se kaha...
"main bhi yahi soch raha tha..."mujhe daant dikhate hue Varun ticket ka jugad karne chala gaya....
Varun ke jaane ke baad maine Arun ki taraf dekha aur bola"dua kar lawde ki ticket ka jugad ho jaye,warna general dibbe me to tu chuda...."
"train me bheed dekhkar mujhe ab aisa lag raha hai ki mujhe yaha aana hee nahi chahiye tha...sala main do hee chizo se darta hoon ,pahla exam ke result se aur dusara train ki bheed se...."
"ro mat,jugad ho jayega...waise tune sahi kaha ki tujhe yaha nahi aana chahiye tha..pure 7 din tak tune mujhe bore kiya...mera dimag khaya..ab jab tu ja raha hai to i am very happy...."
"jyada bolega to yahi par shahid kar dunga....."
"mazak kar raha tha janeman...dil pe mat le, kahi aur le..."
"ghuma ke apne pichhwade me le le...ye dialogue bazi apun se nahi.... "ye bolte waqt Arun ko achanak kuchh yaad aaya aur wo tapak se bola"janta hai be, main jaha kaam karta hoon...waha apne sath walo ko college ke dino ke dialogue maar-maar kar chod deta hoon....abhi kuchh hafto pahle ki baat hai, mere sath join hue ek launda mujhse kisi topic par bahas kar raha tha to maine use kaha ki 'MC, dimag kharab mat kar...warna ek baar lund fek ke marunga to tera pura khandan chud jayega tera'....janta hai uske baad kya hua..."
maine apni gardan do baar na me hila di aur jamhayi lekar Arun ko indirectly batane laga ki main uski bakwas me interested nahi hoon.....
"uske baad se sala mujhse baat hee nahi karta...BC ,chutiya
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Iske baad Main chup hee raha lekin Arun ko har do minute ke baad ek daura padta aur wo aisi hee ghisi-piti kahani mujhe suna raha tha....
Main waise to uski bakwas sunna nahi chah raha tha lekin sath me main ye bhi chahta tha ki wo aisi hee baate karke chala jaye...main chahta tha ki wo , wo sab baate na kare jiske baare me main usase baat nahi karna chahta tha....lekin sale ne jate hue aakhirkar meri dukhti nas ko daba hee diya....
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"Arman,yaad hai tune ek baar kaha tha ki tu movie isliye dekhta hai taki yadi teri life me kabhi waisi problem aaye to tu waisi galti na kare jo movie ke characters ne ki thi...."
"kaha tha...to ? "
"phhir tune waisi galti kyun ki..."
"main kuchh samjha nahi..."dusari taraf dekhte hue maine kaha ....
"tujhse achchha kaun samajh sakta hai is baare me....main Esha ke baare me baat kar raha hoon..."
"dead topics par main faltu ki discussion nahi karta..."Arun ki taraf dekh kar maine kaha"aur tujhe ye baat jitni jaldi samajh me aayegi utna hee thik rahega...."
"kisi ko nazar andaaz karne se wo khatm nahi ho jati...aur yadi Esha tere liye dead topic hee hai to aaj tak tere mobile me uske dwara teen-teen different language me bole gaye ,i love you...wala video abhi tak kyun hai..."
Arun ne mera muh band kar diya tha ,mujhe ab kuchh nahi soojh raha tha ki usase kya kahu aur main apne hontho ke bheetari bhago ko apne daant se chabane laga....
"tu mujhse gale milkar jyega ya phhir mujhse laat-ghuse khakar...."maine haste hue kaha....
"tu waqt bewaqt situation ke according acting bahut achchhi kar leta hai...lekin mere samne nahi...isliye ab hasna chhod aur jawab de"
"Arun....."kuchh der ruk kar maine aage kaha"ladkiyo ko lekar,mera funda hamesha clear tha ki yadi ladki door ja rahi hai to phhir use pane ke liye apna jee-jaan laga do ya phhir use bhool jao....8th Semester ke baad ,jab Esha meri zindagi se chali gayi to maine dusara rasta chuna...kyunki wahi rasta mujhe aasan laga...lekin....baad me mujhe pata chala ki main 8th Semester ke baad chahe koyi sa bhi rasta chunta ,wo galat hee hota kyunki meri manzil hee galat thi....aur yahi hua..."
"koyi rasta galat nahi hota,Arman..har rasta hume kisi na kisi manzil se jodta hee hai...ab tu apne dusare raste ko hee dekh le, Esha ki jagah tujhe Nisha mil gayi..."
"Nisha....lekin..."
"lekin-vekin kuchh nahi...bas tu apne dil me Nisha ko Esha ki jagah replacement kar de...aur humara profession bhi to wahi hai ki jab kisi machine me koyi part kharab ho jata hai to hum us kharab part ka shok manane ki bajay ,dusare part se replacement kar dete hai...."
"par main koyi machine nahi..."
"abey maan le na ki tu machine hai..thik usi tarah jaise zindagi bhar hum har sawal me 'X' ko mante aaye hai.... "
"kafi achchhe-achchhe dialogues marne laga hai tu...."Arun ke samne apne hathiyaar dalte hue maine kaha...
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"tu janta hai...aaj main bahut khush hoon, kyunki maine pahli baar tujhe muh-chodi me hara diya lekin main dukhi bhi hoon kyunki Varun abhi tak nahi aaya aur train ki bheed dekhkar mera khoon sookh raha hai...."
"chinta mat kar main Universal donor hoon....blood donate kar dunga tujhe...."
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Arun ne ghadi me time dekha aur udas bhari nigaah mujhpar dali. Train ko chhutane me ab sirf 20 minutes hee baki the ki tabhi paseene se nahaya hua mera rahis dost Varun mujhe platform par aate hue dikhayi diya...
mujhe nahi pata ki Varun ne itni bhag daud kabhi khud ke liye bhi ki hogi ya nahi...lekin wo aaj mere sabse khas dost ke liye idhar se udhar bhag raha tha...tab mujhe laga ki zindagi ki yahi chhoti-chhoti ghatnaye vastav me humari sampatti hoti hai,jise hume kabhi nahi khona chahiye.....
Arun ke liye ticket ka jugad ho gaya tha aur uske jane ke baad jab main aur Varun wapas apne room ki taraf aa rahe the...to Varun ne car drive karte hue mujhse puchha....
"yaar, Seventh semester tak ki kahani to tune suna di...lekin Vibha mam ko to tune abhi tak nahi choda ....sale kitna alsi tha tu "
"par yahi sach hai...kisi ke pasand karne ya na karne se main apni kahani nahi badalne wala..."
"ok baby...8th semester ka thoda introduction de de...bole to trailor dikha de thoda..."
"abhi nahi...pahle main Nisha se milinga aur phhir baad me 8th Semester par pahuchunga....sala dil bahut udas hai,Arun ke jane se... "
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[The Immortal]

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"Varun ek kaam kar..."jab Car colony ke andar ghusi to maine Varun se kaha....
"bolo malik..."
"tu apna mobile mujhe de...kuchh important kaam hai..."
"ghanta important kaam hai...tu jaroor use call karne ke liye mujhse mobile maang raha hai..."
maine socha ki Varun mazak me ghanta-vanta kar raha hai ,isliye mobile lene ke liye maine apna hath uski taraf badhaya ,lekin Varun ne mujhe apna mobile dene ke bajay...mere hath ko door jhadak diya....
"chodu hai kya..."
"mujhe ek artical likh kar kuchh dino me submit karna hai, aur mujhe mere mobile ki jaroorat pad sakti hai..."
"main likh dunga...lekin abhi mujhe apna mobile de..."
"shakal dekhi hai, bada aaya artical likhne wala....beta waha MC, BC ,BKL,MKL nahi likhna hota,jisme tu mahir hai..."
"i can do everything in every field "
"samjha kar...nahi to mujhe mobile dene me kya problem hoti...."
"problem ye hai ki mera dil udas hai...jo tu nahi samajh raha...mobile de de warna yahi par shahid kar dunga...."
"sorry...."
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"yadi tu mujhe apna mobile dega to tujhe main ye bataunga ki deepika mam abhi kaha hai...aur waise bhi tu apna kaam aadhe ghante baad shuru karega to tujhpar koyi aasman nahi girega....."
R.Deepika ka sahara lete hue maine Varun se kaha,kyunki jab deepika ka topic chal raha tha to Varun deepika mam par kuchh jyada laar tapka raha tha....isliye maine socha ki shayad deepika ke baare me aage janne ki utsukta usase mera kaam kara de...sala main itna hoshiyar kaise hoon
"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ki R.Deepika is waqt kaha marwa rahi hai...aur waise bhi i love my profession more than Girls... "
"thik hai Profession Lover, phhir car yahi rok main Kuchh chahal kadmi karke aata hoon....lekin ek baat yaad rakhna ki deepika ke bare me tujhe kabhi kuchh nahi maloom chalega.maine socha tha ki tu ye janne ke liye bekarar hoga ki college se buttkick karke nikali gayi deepika ke sath kya-kya hua...wo kis-kis se mili, usne kaise-kaise kaam kiye...even main tujhe uski bikni me photo tak dikha sakta hoon...khair jab tu interested hee nahi hai to koyi baat nahi,apna kya...kahi na kahi se jugad kar hee lunga.tu nahi to koyi aur sahi..."Car se nikalte waqt berukhi se maine kaha....
meri berukhi aur deepika mam ko dekhne ki Varun ki chah kaam kar gayi....main abhi thodi hee door aage aaya tha ki Varun ne car aage badha kar mere bagal me rok di...
"ab ja na lawde,apna artical pura kar...yaha kya marwane aaya hai..."Varun ko dhikkarte hue maine apna seena tana aur badbadate hue aage badha"jab mobile nahi tha tab bhi launde ,laundiyo se milne jate the...jab unhe koyi dar nahi tha to phhir mujhe kahe ka darr...dayi chod dunga Nisha ke baap ki yadi sala beech me aaya to..."
"oye ruk...."
"chus..."
"Arman ruk be..."
"man to nahi hai tera mobile lene ka lekin jab tu mujhse itni minnate kar hee raha hai to...la de mobile,tu bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kis mahan purush se pala pada tha..."
"maine kab kaha ki main tujhe mobile dene ke liye rok raha hoon...aur sale maine minnat kab ki tere samne...."Car se nikal kar Varun mujhe dhakka dete hue bola....
"beta,main aasman me udti hui chidiya ko dekhkar ye bata sakta hoon ki wo ab kis taraf mudegi...phhir tu chiz hee kya hai...aur yadi tujhe mujhe mobile nahi dena hota to ,mobile tere jeb me hota na ki tere hath me..."
Mere is word war se Varun ne apna mobile wala hath peechhe karte mujhse kaha ki usne mobile time dekhne ke liye nikala tha....
"ye le...iska matlab to yahi hua ki tu Newton ko gravity aur Einstein mahoday ko Relativity padha raha hai,wo bhi Commerce ka hokar....tere hath me bandhi ghadi kya kharab ho gayi hai jo tune time dekhne ke liye mobile nikalne ka kast kiya....ab seedhe se mobile mujhe de aur yaha se chalta ban...bore mat kar..."
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Iske baad Varun ki aur kuchh bolne ki himmat nahi hui, wo mere dwara apni is ghor bejjati par gussa to bahut tha...lekin wo ab jaan gaya tha ki aage kuchh bolne ka matlab ,khud ki aur bhi bejjati karana tha...isliye Varun apne sare gusse ko daru ki tarah pee gaya aur chup chap mobile mujhe dekar car ke andar gaya, car start ki aur slowly-slowly waha se jaane laga.....tabhich maine socha ki jab lapete me ise le hee liya hai to pura nanga kiya jaye...kyunki kya pata dobara aisa mauka kab aaye, isliye maine Varun ke andar ki aag bhadkane ke liye jor se chillaya....
"sun be, khana bana kar rakhna...warna is mahine ki pagar nahi dunga..."
mere in shabdo ne Varun ke tapte jism me ghee ka kaam kiya aur Varun turant jal utha...usne apni car roki aur bahar nikal kar daudte hue mere paas aaya....
"gand me bamboo dalkar ek lakh R.P.M. Ki speed se ghumaunga...."
"aisa kya...le phhir r.p.m. Ka full form bata ,beta engineer ke sath rahkar koyi engineer nahi ban jata...engineer banne ke liye char saal tak tapna padta hai,tab ye kabiliyat aati hai...tere jaisa commerce subject ka launda ye nahi samajh sakta"bolte hee main waha se bhag khada hua,kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki yadi ek pal aur main waha khada rahta to mera murder ho jata....
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Varun ke paas se khisakne ke baad main Nisha ke ghar se thodi door par aakar ruk gaya aur no. dial kiya.....
maine kayi baar koshish ki ,lekin Nisha thi ki phone uthane ka naam hee nahi le rahi thi,...
"iski to...phhir ise mobile dene ka fayda hee kya hua,jab time pe baat hee nahi honi hai to...."mobile se baat karte hue maine kaha aur call log me jakar Nisha ke number ke number par mobile ki hari batti daba di....lekin natija is baar bhi pahle wala hee raha...ghanti to ja rahi thi lekin meri ghanti(Nisha ) call recieve hee nahi kar rahi thi...iske baad maine 5-6 baar aur try mara aur jab koyi kamyabi nahi mili to kisi thake -hare hue insaan ki tarah Nisha ke ghar ki taraf dekha...to mujhe Nisha ke ghar ke bahar do car khadi dikhayi di aur jaha tak main janta tha ,wo dono car mere sasural walo ki nahi thi...yani ki Nisha ke ghar me koyi bahari aadmi aaya hua tha aur Car dekhkar hee lag raha tha ki sala bahut rahis hoga.....
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ab jab ye clear ho gaya ki Nisha ke ghar me kayi bahari log hai to dimag ne ye bhi theory bana dali ki Nisha ,jaroor unhi logo ke samne hogi ,isiliye wo mera call recieve nahi kar rahi hai....lekin ab sawal ye paida hua ki Nisha ke ghar aaya kaun hai....
shuru me socha ki chalkar Nisha ke ghar ki rakhwali karne wale guard se baato hee baato me puchh liya jaye,lekin phhir jab dhang ka kuchh nahi sujha to maine apna irada taal diya....
"kahi sala David aur uski family to nahi aayi hai..."eka-ek mere 1400 gm ke bheje me ye khayal kaudha aur phhir ye khayal beet rahe har seconds ke sath prabal hota gaya...
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Nisha ke ghar ke bahar khada main ,yahi soch raha tha ki yadi sach me David aur uske pariwar wale hee andar honge to phhir mujhe jald se jald kuchh sochana padega...warna Nisha hath se nikal jayegi...
"haan bol dayan...kis par jadu tona kar rahi thi...jo mera phone nahi uthaya..."Nisha ne kuchh samay baad khud mujhe call kiya ,tab main uspar bhadakte hue bola"kaha hai..."
"bathroom me hoon...badi mushkil se call kar payi hoon..."
"bathroom me kya kar reli hai ,hmm"
"shut up..."
"chal thik hai,nahi batana to mat bata ,wo tera personal matter hai...lekin ye bata ki abhi kaun aaya hua hai tere ghar me..."
"tumhe kaise pata chala ki mere ghar me koyi aaya hua hai..."achanak chaukte hue usne apni aawaz tez karke puchha..
"bas aise hee andaza lagaya...kya sach me koyi aaya hai kya..."
"haan...David aaya hua hai aur lunch ke baad wo mujhe shopping ke liye le jane wala hai...."
"David....iski maa ka fill in the blanks...."phone rakhte hue maine aakhiri lafz Nisha se kahe"wishing you a happy married life..."
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Maine mobile gusse se jeb me ghusaya aur seedhe apne room ki taraf badha....mujhe gussa isliye aa raha tha kyunki jis khushi ke sath Nisha ne David ke uske ghar aane aur uske sath shopping par jane ki baat kahi thi...usase mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki ye wahi Nisha hai,jo kuchh din pahle David ka name lekar pareshan ho rahi thi....uski aawaz me jara sa bhi rukhapan nahi tha yani ki David ke aane se wo bahut jyada khush thi....aisa maine socha, lekin haqiqat kuchh aur ho sakti thi,yadi Nisha ne mere call disconnect karne ke baad mujhe return call kiya hota to lekin usne aisa nahi kiya....
Main pure raste bhar Nisha ke return call ka wait karte hue apne room ki taraf badh raha tha aur apne room par bhi pahuch gaya,lekin abhi tak Nisha ne ek bhi return call nahi ki thi....
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Main pure raste bhar Nisha ke return call ka wait karte hue apne room ki taraf badh raha tha aur apne room par bhi pahuch gaya,lekin abhi tak Nisha ne ek bhi return call nahi ki thi....
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Waqt ko badalte hue sabne dekha hoga lekin kabhi-kabhi waqt nahi insaan badal jate hai,unki chah badal jati hai,jeene ki vajah badal jati hai....aur ye seedhe humare left side yani ki dil par hamle ke barabar hota hai aur jab aapke dil ke sabse karibi shaks aisa kare to mano dil par kisi ne parmanu hamla kar diya ho.....aisa lagta hai.
ek baar to ye parmanu hamla main jhel chuka tha aur aage bhi jhel sakta tha....lekin ,sala abki baar chutiya banne ka mood nahi hai.
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Room par aaya to aaj pichhale kuchh dino ki tarah Arun bhi nahi tha ,jo gali dekar puchhe ki 'kaha gaya tha lawde...daru laya ya aise hee muh uthakar aa gaya ' .
Akela Varun hee tha aur wo bhi is waqt apna lap top pakde marwa raha tha isliye Varun ko disturb kiye hue bina main seedhe balcony par ja pahucha.Cigarette ki packet ulat-pulat ki lekin packet khali nikli...isliye ab chup-chap hokar balcony me khade rahne ke siwa mere paas koyi dusara rasta nahi tha....
Jab kuchh thanda hua to socha ki kahi main Nisha ko parakhne me jaldbaji to nahi kar raha hoon....ho sakta hai wo kisi aur baat se us waqt khush rahi hogi....
"lekin use kam se kam ek return call to karna hee chahiye....main hota to ek nahi dus return call karta...."Mobile par Nisha ka number dekhte hue main jhallaya....
"ye laundiyo wali harkat mat kar, be A Mard...."maine turant apna hee virodh kiya.....
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jab kuchh aur samay gujara to mujhe khud ki galti dikhne lagi aur mujhe mere andar ki wo burayi nazar aayi ,jo mujhme nahi honi chahiye thi.....Main hamesha se Kabirdas ka fan tha aur unke ek all time favorite dialogue "Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar, Aaj Kare So Ab" par chalta tha...aur isi karan mere andar sabra naam ki chiz nahi thi...apni aadat ke viparit maine ek baar sabra kiya...wo bhi ek din, do din nahi...ek hafte, do hafte nahi...ek mahine ,do mahine nahi...yaha tak ki ek saal ,do saal bhi mere us sabra ke samay seema ke aage kam pad gaye....maine pure char saal tak sabra kiya lekin us sabra ne hee meri achchhi tarah se maar li....tab se Sabra naam ki chidiya mere aas-paas bhi nahi udati.....
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Apne hath me mobile pakde hue main Nisha ke mobile number ko dekh raha tha aur us baat ko aadha ghanta beet jaane ke bawjood abhi tak intezaar hee kar raha tha ki wo mujhe ab call karegi...ab call karegi...
dil ne kaha ki wo nahi karti to tu khud kar le aur meri bechaini ko khatam karde,lekin dimag ne kaha ki 'beta ek baar laundiya ke chakkar me chud chuke ho aur abki baar wala scene bhi kuchh waisa hee ban raha hai...isliye jara sambhal kar aur use hee call karne do...."
Ichchha to bahut ho rahi thi ki abhich mobile ki hari batti do baar daba doon ,lekin phhir socha"jane do,sala apni bhi koyi aaukat hai...khud call karegi to kare...main to ab call hee nahi karunga...."
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Jaise jaise waqt beet raha tha waise-waise mera dimag bhi satak raha tha aur jab pure do ghante tak balcony me khade rahkar Nisha ki call ka intezaar karte rahne ke baad bhi jab udhar se koyi call nahi aaya to maine gusse me Varun ke mobile ko hee switch off kar diya.....
"Arman Sir, jara mera mobile dene ki kripa karenge kya...."
"oh teri...gusse me to main ye bhi bhool gaya ki ye mobile mera nahi balki Varun ka mobile hai..."fatafat mobile on karte hue maine Varun se do minute rukne ke liye kaha aur phhir jakar bistar par uska mobile patak diya.....
"bade krodhit lag rahe ho mahashaya...Nisha se kuchh baat hui kya..."mere is ravaiye par Varun ne chutki li....
"baat hee to nahi hui...."itna bolkar main chup ho gaya...
Varun ne bistar se apna mobile uthaya aur kisi ko call karke kaha ki usne falana artical bhej diya hai...wo jakar check kar le.....uske baad Varun kuchh der tak apni aankh malta raha aur phhir aankh kholkar bola"chal bata deepika ke bare me..."
"mood nahi hai us R.deepika ke baare me baat karne ka..."
"to mood banao shriman...warna hum tumhari khatiya khadi kar denge..."
"abey...pahle to tu ye bakchod language me bolna chhod..."
"chal ab nahi bolta....lekin ek baat bata, tujhe kabhi andar se feeling nahi aayi ki tune apne badle ki khatir deepika ka career barbaad kar diya...matlab ki usne jo kiya wo galat tha,main manta hoon...lekin deepika ko college se nikalne ke aalawa bhi to koyi dusara rasta nikal sakta tha...is tarah use badnaam karna aur phhir uski rozi-roti par laat marna ,ye to ek tarah se galat hua na...."
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Varun ka sawal jayaj tha lekin mere andar se kabhi ye khayal hee nahi aaya ki maine deepika mam ke sath jo kiya ,wo galat tha....main bola...
"tujhe pata hai, female black spider ki ek khasiyat hoti hai ki wo sambhog ke baad male spider ko kha jati hai aur deepika mam bhi usi black spider ki tarah thi ,jo kisi bhi ladke se chudne ke baad use nigal jati thi....yani ki us ladke ka career barbaad kar deti thi, isliye mujhe kabhi is baat par pachhtawa nahi hua ki maine use buri tarah badnaam karke college se nikala....mere barbaad hone ki beshak hee kayi vajah rahi ho, lekin sabse pahli vajah deepika mam khud thi..."thodi der ruk kar main aage bola"aur waise bhi deepika mam ko meri is harkat se fayda hee hua,kyunki aaj kal wo ek model hai...."
"model kaha....."
Maine paas me rakhi hui ek magzine ko uthaya aur kayi panne palatne ke baad ek ladki ka photo Varun ko dikhaya ,jo kisi bikni brand ka advertise karne ke liye pose diye hue thi.....
"yahi hai R.Deepika..."
"kya..."mere hath se wo magzine turant chheenkar Varun ne apne hath me liya aur deepika mam ki photo ko upar se lekar neeche tak apni aankho se scan marne ke baad bola"badi dhansu item hai be ye to..."
"college ki no. 1 maal ye pahle bhi thi aur ab bhi hai..."
"tab to tu iski fb id bhi janta hoga..."
"jis din isne college chhoda ,usi din isne apni facebook id deactivate kar di...."
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Varun bahut der tak deepika mam ki photo ko takta raha...aur phhir lambi saans lekar bola"chal aage bata..."
Main ab Varun ko apne college ki story suna-suna kar bore hua ja raha tha, isliye maine decide kiya ki...aaj chahe jo ho jaye.8th Semester ki puri kahani sunakar hee dam lunga...bhale hee raat bhar jagna kyun na pade aur kal subah se apne kaam par jana shuru kar dunga...kyunki mujhe dar tha ki kahi industry wale mujhe nikal na de...isliye maine pahle hee Varun se shart rakhi ki jab tak 8th Semester khatam nahi ho jayega ,wo soyega nahi aur meri is shart par usne hami bhari .....
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"8th Semester ki shuruat jaise hui ,uske do-teen din baad hee hume pata chala ki Vibha janeman...college chhod rahi hai...aur ye mere Vibha ko chodne ke armano par jabarjast prahar tha....jise main bardasht nahi kar sakta tha...."
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"8th Semester ki shuruat jaise hui ,uske do-teen din baad hee hume pata chala ki Vibha janeman...college chhod rahi hai...aur ye mere Vibha ko chodne ke armano par jabarjast prahar tha....jise main bardasht nahi kar sakta tha...."
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Jab ye khabar mujhe mili tab main apne dosto ke sath hostel me tha aur jaise hee ye khabar suni to dil kiya ki khabar sunane wale ko apne hostel ki chhat se ulta latka doon ya phhir direct neeche fek doon....
kayi saal pahle maine ye padha tha ki kisi chiz ko 11.2 kilometer per second ki velocity se upar fekne par wo chiz earth se palayan kar jati hai aur phhir kabhi earth par laut kar nahi aati...isliye is waqt dil to ye bhi kiya ki khabar sunane wale us launde ko 11.2km per second ki raftaar se aasman me fek doon ,jisase wo earth se seedhe palayan kar jaye aur kabhi lautkar na aa paye....lekin main aisa nahi kar paya kyunki ye khabar kisi aur ne nahi balki humare Pandey ji ne sunayi thi....
"khud to hai hee manhoos aur khabar bhi waisi manhooso wali lata hai...sale tu mar kyun nahi jata aur kitna jiyega...."Vibha se judayi ke gam me maine kaha..
"Kya Arman bhai...main to socha tha ki Vibha ke jaane se aap bahut khush hoge...lekin ye khabar sunkar to aap ulta mujhpar hee baras pade..."
"ise tu khushkhabari kahta hai...sale pure college me ye eklauti ladki thi ,jo mujhse baat karti thi...waise tu khush kyun hai Vibha ke jaane se, usne teri gand mari thi kya..."
"gand hee to maar rahi hai...sali sectional me chod deti hai mere ko..."
"ab uske class me Rajshri khakar baithega to yahi hoga...aur bata bhi raha hai to ab, pahle bataya hota to kuchh jugad bhi jamata, ab to wo ja rahi hai..."
"are hatao Vibha ko aur aaj raat ke daru programme ke baare me baat karte hai...."
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Vibha is pure college ki eklauti aisi ladki thi ,jo mujhse dhang se muskura kar baat karti thi...main kitna bigda hua hoon, kitna badmash hoon...isase use kabhi koyi fark nahi pada...class test, midterm me mere kitne bhi number ho...uske subject me sectional hamesha mujhe badhiya hee mila,isliye Vibha se meri kabhi koyi bahas nahi hui...baki ladke jaha assignment likh-likh kar apne hath pakad lete the ,wahi main har baar sirf apna name likhkar copy jama karta ,lekin ek baar bhi wo kuchh nahi boli....aur to aur facebook me main usase double meaning wali hazaro baate karta tha,kyunki mera dili ichchha thi ki ek din wo bistar par mere neeche ho....lekin mere ye intention incomplete hee rah gaye....
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dusare din main college to pahucha lekin third period me aur tab tak Vibha ki class ja chuki thi aur ye class uski aakhiri class thi....jab college pahucha to dosto ne bataya ki aaj Vibha mam ki class me koyi padhayi nahi hui...wo log pure ek ghante Vibha mam se sirf hansi mazak karte rahe aur class ke end me sabhi laundo-laundiyo ne Vibha mam ko unki aage ki life ke liye all the best kaha ,jiske baad Vibha ne bhi puri class ko all the best kaha.....sala main hee is mauke pe chauka marne se rah gaya, yadi kal raat daru nahi pee hoti to....khair ab pachhtaye hot kya ,jab chidiya chug gayi khet aur waise bhi I LOVE DARU MORE THAN GIRLS....
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"kya soch raha hai be Arman...chal Canteen se aate hai..."lunch hone ke baad bhi jab main apni jagah par baitha raha to Arun bola...
"kuchh nahi,bas Vibha janeman ke baare me soch raha hoon....mere paas full mauka tha use patane ka,lekin main to lund hilata raha...kabhi try hee nahi kiya aur aaj jab wo ja rahi hai to ekdum kharab lag raha hai...ab class me wahi badsurat teacher rahenge,jinki surat dekhte hee padhne ka man nahi karta..."
"chal canteen me first year ki laundiyo ko tadte hai...is baar to puri miss india aa gayi hai college me..."
"Wo sab chhod aur ye bata ki Vibha is waqt kaha hogi ,tere hisab se..."
"is waqt...."andaza lagate hue Arun bola"mechanical department me hogi aur kaha hogi..."
"ek kaam kar tu ja, main aaj canteen nahi ja raha....Vibha se milkar aata hoon..."Vibha se milne ka irada karke main apni jagah se utha ,to Arun ne mera kandha pakad kar mujhe wapas baitha diya...
"tujhe lagta hai ki wo tujhse milegi...abey lodu ,wo is waqt mechanical department me hogi...aur waha apne sare khadoos teacher honge..."
"to kya hua..."
"to kya hua.....beta tu mechaniclal department me to usase baat kar nahi payega isliye tu use bahar aane ke liye hee kahega...aise me wo sale ,MC teachers pakka kuchh na kuchh galat samajh lenge....jate-jate to use badnaam mat kar..."
"tu hoshiyari mat chod aur ja apna kaam kar...mujhe maloom hai ki kya karna hai, bada aaya mujhe salah dene wala..."
"marwa phhir...mujhe kya..."bolkar Arun turant class se bahar nikal gaya...aur main mechanical department ki taraf badha....
waise to kuchh der pahle maine Arun ko gali dekar bhaga diya tha,lekin usne sahi hee kaha tha ki department me jakar Vibha ko seedhe bahar bulana ,khatarnak sabit ho sakta tha...isliye main apne department ke bahar jakar rook gaya aur Vibha ke mobile par ek messege tapka diya ki mujhe usase milna hai....
Mere messege karne ke 10 minute baad tak jab Vibha mechanical department se bahar nahi nikli to maine ye maan liya ki ab wo bahar nahi aayegi ,isliye main wapas jane ke liye muda...lekin tabhi peechhe se Vibha janeman ne mujhe aawaz di....
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"mujhe laga nahi ki aap aaogi...isliye wapas ja raha tha..."Vibha ko bahar dekh main uski taraf badha...
"lunch me busy thi...ab free hoon,bolo kya baat hai..."
"aaj badi dhansu lag rahi ho....bole to you are looking beautiful..."
Meri is tarif bhare shabdo ka Vibha ne koyi jawab nahi diya jabki aam taur par ladkiya apne liye aise word sunkar samne wale ko smile ke sath thanks kahti hai...lekin Vibha mam ki apni hee ek khas aadat hai ,jo ye ki main jab bhi use khubsurat kahta tha to uska muh aise ban jata tha jaise maine uski tarif nahi balki bejjati ki hai...khair ye humara personal matter hai...tum logo ko involve hone ki jaroorat nahi
"dil se bol raha hoon mam ki you are looking so beautiful...ab to ja rahi ho ,kam se kam jate-jate to thanks bol jao.... "
"thanks...lekin tumne abhi tak ye nahi bataya ki mujhse ,tumhe aisi kaun si baat karni thi..."
Vibha ke ye kahte hee main soch me pad gaya...kyunki main ye soch ke hee nahi aaya tha ki Vibha se mujhe kya baat karni hai...isliye main waha khada rahkar kuchh der tak to idhar-udhar jhakta raha aur phhir bola "yaha se kahi door chale "
"chalo..."
"kya..."mere sath chalne ke uske jawab se main thoda nervous sa ho gaya...kyunki mujhe abhi tak samajh nahi aaya tha ki Vibha se actually main baat kya karu ?
hum dono waha se door aaye aur phhir ek jagah jakar Vibha rook gayi aur meri taraf dekhne lagi....jisase main aur bhi nervous ho gaya...mere andar is waqt saukado toofan utha hua tha ,jo shabdo ke roop me mere andar se bahar nikalkar Vibha ke kano tak jana chahta tha....is waqt mere andar kayi khayalat aa rahe the, jaise ki Vibha ko 'i love you' kahna ya phhir 'i want to fuck you' kahna....lekin in sabhi ke beech maine wo topic chheda jiski ummid na to Vibha ko thi aur na hee mujhe....wo to bas ek second ke andar hee mere dil me aaya aur maine kah diya....
"Sidar ko to janti hee hongi...bole to wahi apne MTL bhai..."bolne ke sath hee mere andar ek dukh ka anubhav hua...aur aisa hee kuchh-kuchh reaction Vibha ka bhi tha...
"use kaun nahi janta...lekin Sidar ke baare me mujhse kya baat karni hai...hum dono to kabhi dost tak nahi the...."
"exactly...ise ke baare me to baat karni hai...."Vibha ki aankho me aankhe gadate hue main bola"unhone mujhse kaha tha ki wo aapse...matlab...wo ,aapse..."
"pyar karta tha...."mere aadhure vakya ko pura karte hue Vibha ne kaha"lekin maine to usase kabhi pyar nahi kiya...."
"wahi to puchhane aaya hoon ki kyun nahi kiya...koyi khas dushmani thi kya unse..."
"jisase dushmani na ho ,iska matlab ye to nahi hota ki usase pyar kiya jaye....aur waise bhi ab wo nahi hai to is baare me baat karne ka koyi fayda nahi....main chalti hoon..."
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"ye kya kar diya maine... ye to naraz ho gayi..."Vibha ko waha se jate dekh main khud par cheekha aur tej kadmo ke sath aage badhte hue Vibha ke thik samne khada ho gaya....
"sorry...waise main ye puchhane aaya tha ki yaha se ja kab rahi ho...mera matlab train kitne baje ki hai..."
"tumhe kaise pata ki main train se jaungi.... "
"ab plane se to jaogi nahi aur Rajasthan tak yaha se koyi bus jati nahi...isliye jaogi to train se hee...ab batao kitne baje ki train hai..."
"11:30 PM....lekin ye kyun puchh rahe ho..."
"bas aisich general knowledge ke liye...kya pata Indian Engineering service(IES) ke exam me ye question aa jaye "
"to main chalu..."
"ja aish kar..."
"sudharoge nahi tum..."
"koyi sudharne wali mili nahi...warna bande hum utne bigde hue bhi nahi the...aap try maar sakti ho "
"apna ye jadu uspar chalaya karo,jispar chalta ho....aur haan ,yadi raat ko railway station aa rahe ho to 11 baje pahuch jana....kuchh important kaam hai...mujhe aane me thoda bahut late ho jayega to waha se bhag mat jana,mera intezaar karna....ab samne se hato..."
"janeman, intezaar to hum sirf do chiz ka karte hai...pahla 'Pirates of the Caribbean' ke next part ka aur dusara Sachin
ki batting ka...."goggles lagate hue maine kaha"isliye time par pahuch jana "
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Vibha se milne ke baad maine time dekha to maloom hua ki recess khatam hone me ab bhi 20 minute baki the aur pet me bhookh ke mare jo khalbali machi hui thi uske baad to sirf canteen hee ekmatra sahara tha...isliye main Canteen ki ore chal pada...Pet me bhookh ke karan machi khalbali ke aalawa ek aur karan tha,jiski vajah se main canteen ja raha tha...wo karan ye tha ki last semester se college ke kuchh ladko ne apna ek alag group bana liya tha...jo aaye din kisi na kisi ko pelte rahte the...mujhe Pandey ji ne iski information kuchh din pahle hee di thi aur ye bhi kaha tha ki wo recess ke waqt pura time canteen me rahte hai....isliye Canteen me jakar us group ko thik karna tha aur waise bhi jab se maine apne charo plan ko deactivate kiya hai,tab se main jab chahu,jise chahu, jaha chau...thok sakta hoon...
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Chapter-45:A corner of the past
Update-176
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Mere charo plans mere sath lagbhag ek saal tak rahe ,jiska natiza ye hua tha ki mera CPI jo 4th semester ke baad 7.6 tha wo ab 7.9 tak aa pahucha tha aur Seventh Semester ke result ke baad to mujhe puri ummid thi ki mera CPI 8.0 pointer touch kar jayega ya phhir 8.O ko cross kar jayega....5th Semester me camp ke baad maine ek simple ,sharif life gujari thi...jisme na to koyi maar-dhad thi aur na hee koyi laundiyabazi....meri us simple and sharif si life me sirf ek burayi thi jise main door nahi kar paya tha aur wo thi meri daru peene ki aadat, jo ab bhi barkarar hai.....
5th Semester se jaha mere CPI upar chadhne shuru hue ,wahi mere khas dosto ka haal pahle jaisa hee raha...Arun ne thodi ,bahut progress to ki lekin wo 7.5 tak hee atka hua tha..Saurabh 7.2 me tha aur is beech ek saal me Sulabh ke points par jordar girawat hui...pahle jaha uska CPI 8.3 ke karib tha wo ab neeche ludhak kar 7.7 par aa pahucha tha....hum log kabhi aapas me padhayi ki baat nahi karte the ,isliye mujhe Sulabh ke is ghatiya perfomance ka exact reason to nahi maloom...lekin jaha tak meri samajh jati hai,uske anusar...Megha se din ba din badhta hua Sulabh ka pyar iska reason ho sakta tha....jo bhi ho apne group me to main hee topper tha
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Mere plans mujhme achchhi-khasi progress kar rahe the ,jisase meri image college me bahut had tak sudhar gayi thi...aur to aur ek hee semester me mere dwara 12 subjects clear karne wale karname ko college ke bigde ladke inspiration ke taur par lete hai . Mere charo plans ke sath meri bahut achchhi pat rahi thi lekin kuchh dino pahle jab main Seventh Semester ki chhutti ke baad ghar gaya tha to maine ek din ,raat ke waqt socha ki mujhe 8th Semester ke baad kya karna hai....apne future ke isi jhamele me main us raat lagbhag kayi ghante tak ulajhata raha....mere sath Google Maharaj bhi the ,lekin tab bhi mujhe is uljhan se nikalne me kayi ghante lag gaye...jiske baad maine apna ek lakshya decide kiya ,jiski taiyari mujhe 8th Semester ke baad karni thi....isliye maine turant apne sabhi plans ko alwida kaha aur apne purane josh ke sath college me entry mari....
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Varun aur Gautam ,ye do aise launde the...jo mere ateet me apni ek ghatiya si chhap chhod kar ja chuke the...jab main fifth semester me tha tab Varun college se gaya aur mere seventh Semester me aate-aate tak Gautam ne bhi apni degree puri kar li aur college se chalta bana....Varun aur Gautam dono local launde the isliye mahine-do mahine me apni gand marwane aur rola jhadne college tapak hee padte the....in dono ke college se jane ke baad mujhe bahut hee benefit hua..kyunki College me ab mere samne sar uthane wala koyi nahi bacha tha,siway kuchh hafte pahle bane ek naye group ko chhodkar....kul-milakar kaha jaye to ab pure college par meri badshahat thi aur fourth year me aate hee maine sabse pahle ragging ko roka...shuru me plan to tha ki pure college me senior ladko ko dara-dhamka kar ragging band karwa doon...lekin baad me ye badi aafat sabit hui...isliye phhir maine sirf apne mechanical branch me ragging rukwayi....maine second year se lekar fourth year tak ke class me jakar sabko sakht warning di thi ki koyi bhi ladka ya ladki first year ke students ko nahi pakdega....aur aisa hua bhi....
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Varun aur Gautam ke jaane ke baad sirf ek kaanta aisa tha jo mujhe chubhta tha aur wo kaanta thi R.Divya...Mujhe hamesha se hee Divya ko dekhkar jaane kyun aisa lagta tha ki wo sali bhootni mere khilaf jaroor koyi na koyi shadyantra rach rahi hai....lekin 8th Semester ke aate-aate tak ab main R.Divya ko jyada serious nahi leta tha...kyunki yadi sach me Divya mere khilaf kuchh soch rahi hoti to ab tak koyi na koyi kand ho hee jata ,jo ki nahi hua tha....
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Yun to Divya kabhi mere samne kuchh nahi bolti thi lekin mujhe hamesha se yahi lagta ki wo Esha ko mere khilaf bhadka rahi hai...kyunki pichhale ek saal me main aur Esha farewell aur welcome party ke dauran kitni hee baar aamne-samne aaye...lekin har baar wo chandalin Divya uske sath rahti aur uske kaan me kuchh kahti...jiske baad Esha mujhe aise ignore marti jaise ke railway station me do anjaan aadmi ek-dusare ko ignore marte hai....Esha aur mere beech mere dwara Gautam ki thukayi se jo chuppi thi ,wo ab tak bani hui thi...reason wahi tha ki...na to wo shuruat karti aur main shuruat karu ,ye ho nahi sakta.......
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ek aur bada changes humare is final semester ke pahle hua ,wo ye ki humare hostel ka warden badal gaya...aur jo naya warden humare hostel me aaya wo apni tarah ki fitrat ka tha...matlab ki wo purane wale warden ki tarah har waqt rules and regulations ki baat na karke rum aur whisky ki baat karta tha....kul milakar humari life me pichhale ek saal se kuchh khas nahi hua tha...humare friends circle me sirf sulabh hee aisa tha jisne maal patayi thi baki bache hum charo (main,Arun,Saurabh aur Pandey ji )
Ke real life aur fb profile par ab bhi single relationship chhapa hua tha.....
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Vibha se milkar main canteen ki taraf badha aur waha pahuchte hee maine Arun,Saurabh ko dhoondha lekin dono waha se lapata the...isliye main canteen me jakar ek table par chup-chap baith gaya aur bhookh se tilmilate apne pet ko shant karne ke liye canteen wale ko order de diya....
College me jis naye gang ki baat Rajshri Pandey kar raha tha , yadi wo is waqt canteen me maujood hote to unse mulaqat karne ka ye mera pahla mauka hota....main un laundo se isliye bhi milna chahta tha kyunki unhone pichhale hafte hee city me rahne wale first year ke ek ladke ko mara tha,jiski information mujhe pandey ji ne hee di thi....
main jab tak apna pet bharta raha tab tak Canteen me sab kuchh normal hee raha lekin jab main apna bill pay karne counter par gaya to tabhi puri canteen me kuchh ladke taliya baja-baja kar jor se hasne lage....ab ye to fact hai ki jab koyi aisi bakchodo wali harkat karega to sabki nazar usi par jayegi...isliye us waqt mere sath-sath canteen me mauzood sabhi students ki aankhe unhi ladko par tik gayi...jo ek ladki par hans rahe the....baad me mujhe pata chala ki un laundo ne apna jhootha pani us ladki ke glass me daal diya tha aur phhir uska mazak uda rahe the....
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"aap log kuchh bolte kyun nahi inhe..."counter par baithe hue shaks ki taraf apne bill ke paise sarkate hue maine kaha...
"ab ek do baar ki baat ho to ,hum kuchh kare bhi...lekin ye to har din ka natak hai...do din pahle yahi ladke canteen me kaam karne wale ek ladke se lad pade the aur use do-teen hath bhi jama diye..."
"Principal ke paas shikayat kyun nahi ki aapne..."
"are bhai...apne ko khana-kamana bhi hai...kaun panga le in ladko se...garam khoon hai na jaane humara kya nuksaan kar baithe..."
"bill bharte hai wo ladke ya phhir aise hee free fokat me khate hai..."
"unke baap ka raaz hai kya...jo mufat me khayenge..."counter ke paas canteen me hee kaam karne wala ek aadmi khada hote hue jhallaya...."tumko to char saal se dekh rahe hai...kuchh bolte kyun nahi inhe..."
"duniya badi zalim hai mere bhai...free me koyi kuchh nahi karta...mere bill ke paise wapas karo to main abhi ek minute me inhe thik kar doon...."
"ab kya pet pe laat maroge bhai...chalo ek kaam karna,kal paise mat dena...."
"okay baby...."maine goggles apne aankho me lagaya aur wahi counter ke paas khada hokar sochane laga ki mujhe kya karna chahiye....
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is dauran waha unke paas ek aur ladka aaya , jisne paas ke ek ladke ko zameen me girakar uski chair kheench li aur shaan se baith gaya....jo ladka zameen par gira tha ,uspar sab hans rahe the,siway us ladki ke ,jiske glass me un laundo ne jhootha pani dala tha....
.wo ladka jo zameen par gira tha wo dusare pal hee sharmindagi ke karan apna sar jhukaye hue khada hua aur aankho me aansu liye canteen se bahar gaya...
Goggle lagaye hue main dheere-dheere unki taraf badha aur jis ladke ne abhi ek ladke ko neeche giraya tha uske sar par peechhe se ek jordar chata mara aur jab gusse se wo peechhe muda to collar pakad kar use maine zameen par gira diya....
"sorry dosto....mujhe ek chair chahiye thi,isliye aisa karna pada...anyway Myself Arman........name to suna hee hoga "
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Chapter-46:Warfare Comes to End~the beginning of Love
Update-177
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"sorry dosto....mujhe ek chair chahiye thi,isliye aisa karna pada...anyway Myself Arman........name to suna hee hoga "
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Main unke hee table par unhi me se ek ko neeche zameen par gira kar baitha...us gire hue launde ko milakar wo paanch the aur ab canteen me mauzood sabhi log unki baat par hasne ki bajay unpar hans rahe the....jis ladke ko maine neeche giraya tha wo gusse se ubalte hue mere bagal me hee khada ho gaya....baki bache char launde apne krodh ko dabaye hue chup-chap baithe the....
Maine unlogo ko mujhe andar hee andar galiya dete hue socha ki salo ko pelkar seedhe waha se bhaga doon lekin phhir khayal aaya ki apne hee college ke launde hai isliye is baar jane deta hoon...
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"tum logo ke group me sirf paanch hee hai ya koyi aur bhi pahalwan hai..."paancho ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"ek final year ka hai,ek third year ka hai...do launde second year ke lag rahe hai...aur is lullu ko pahli baar dekh raha hoon...tu first year se hai kya be..."
"h...haan..."
"ye tere samne plate me jo samosa aur chatni rakha hai wo jootha hai kya..."
"nahi..."pahle ki tarah is baar bhi us first year wale ne ek word me hee jawab diya....
"to ek kaam kar beta, chup chap nikal aur phhir kabhi canteen me dikha to tujhe samosa aur chatni banakar pure canteen me batunga...ab chal bhag yaha se.."
Mere kahne ke bawjood bhi wo first year wala launda wahi baitha raha aur apne gang ke baki members ki taraf is aas se dekhne laga ki uske seniors mujhe kuchh jawab denge.....
"koyi baat nahi...aaram se baithkar aapas me salah mashvara kar lo ki aage kya karna hai...tab tak main samosa khata hoon...aur ekdum relax hokar sochana ,kyunki samosa dakarne ke baad main relax nahi hone dunga...."bolte hue maine samne table par rakhi plate uthakar apne samne rakh li.....
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Canteen me eka ek jabarjast shanti chha gayi aur sabki nazar humare taraf aa tiki...jiske karan yadi wo ladke chup chap uthkar waha se jate to unki ghor bejjati hoti...isliye unhone bhi apna thoda dam dikhana shuru kar diya....unme se final year me jo tha usne mujhse kaha ki main baat ko aage na badhau aur chup chap waha se chala jaun.....
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Main is dauran kuchh nahi bola aur nasta karne ke baad apna muh saaf kiya aur first year ka ek ladka jo unme mauzood tha use ghuma ke ek hath mara....
"chal beta ab nikal...abhi tu first year me hai aur abhi se itne tevar...chup chap kat le idhar se warna agli baar seedhe gyroscope sar par de marunga...."
Apni ijjat sabke samne neelaam karwakar first year ka wo launda utha aur waha se chalte bana....uske baad maine apna goggle utarkar table par rakh diya aur bola...
"maine use warn kiya tha lekin usne socha ki tum akhand chutiye uski koyi help kar sakoge.khair koyi baat nahi,hota hai aisa...waise kisi mahan aadmi ne kaha hai ki Suaro se ladne ke bajay unhe seedhe maar dena chahiye kyunki yadi aap unse ladoge to isme use maja bhi aayega aur aap badnaam bhi honge.....lekin main thoda aur mahan hoon isliye tum suaro ko ek aur mauka deta hoon ,chup chap yaha se nikal jao aur college me shanti ka vatavaran banaye rakho warna aaj ke baad jis din bhi tum me se koyi apni aukat se bahar aaya to usi din tum log college se ghar nahi balki humare world famous khooni ground par jaoge....aage tum logo ki marzi ,kyunki agle 5 minute me hostel se 100 launde yaha aane wale hai...."
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Iske baad unme se koyi kuchh nahi bola aur apne jabdo ke beech friction late hue waha se chale gaye....un logo ke jaane ke baad main wapas usi table par baitha aur jis ladki ke glass me un laundo se jootha pani dala tha use apne paas bulaya....
wo ladki first year ki hee thi aur jab maine use apne paas bulaya to uske andar dar aur jhijhak ka adhbhut combination tha....dikhne me to wo koyi average ladki thi ,lekin uske andar ki darr aur jhijhak ne mujhe smile karne par mazboor kar diya....
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"chal baith aur apna intro de..."us ladki ko baithne ka ishara karte hue maine kaha...
"tha...tha...thanks ,Sir...."baithne ke baad wo boli...
"ye Shahrukh wali style mujhe chidhane ke liye kar rahi hai ya Shahrukh ki fan hai..."
"wo...wo to bas..bas thoda...thoda..."
"rahne de ek saal nikal jayega tere bolte-bolte tak...apna intro de..."
"Intro...ok...Sir,myself Aradhna Sharma, son of Mr. Krishnabihari Sharma aaannnd i am from Sagar,M.P. aaannnnd...."
"Aradhna Sharma..."use beech me hee maine roka aur kaha"dobara yadi kabhi koyi pareshan kare to is ummid me mat rahna ki Arman sir,tumhe wapas bachane aayenge...good luck aur ye to sirf shuruat hai..."
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Miss. Aradhna Sharma par apna raub jhadkar main waha se utha aur canteen se bahar jaane laga ki tabhi maine dekha ki Esha aur Divya ek table par apni kuchh friends ke sath baithi hui hai...isliye maine apne collar upar kiye aur canteen wale ko hath dikhakar jara tez aawaz me bola...
"koyi aur problem ,chhotu...yadi hogi to mujhe mail kar dena main dekh lunga...."
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Canteen se bahar aate hee meri takkar Kallu kanghi chor se hui...
"sala apni to kismat hee kharab hai...jaha baki launde ladkiyo se takrate hai,waha main takraya bhi to us kallu se. Apni to kismat me hee jaise grahan laga hua hai..."
Maine kallu ko do teen galiya baki aur waha se class ki taraf badha....
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ab mujhe full aazadi mil gayi thi aur apna naya warden bhi apne hee kism ka tha ,isliye humara room har raat beer bar ban jata tha,jaha se sharab aur beer ki nadiya..,cigarette ke dhue ke sath bahti thi....jisme pura hostel dubki lagata tha...us raat beer aur sharab ki nadi me dubki marne ke chakkar me main ye bhool baitha ki mujhe raat ko 11 baje railway station Vibha mam se milne jana hai...iski sudh mujhe tab hui jab raat ko 12 baje Vibha mam ne mujhe khud phone kiya....ab jab main daru peekar tun tha to mere muh se ant-shant nikalna to jaroori hee tha...lekin phhir bhi maine Vibha ki call recieve ki....
"main janti thi ki tum nahi aaoge..."
"i love you, janeman...tu kah de to abhich tere vaste apna private plane lekar aa jaun...bol ,kya bolti hai...aaun..."
"fuck you..."
"mera bhi kuchh yahi irada hai...double fuck you...ab phone rakh, next peg lene ka time ho rela hai...sali baboochad kahi ki,"
Us call ke dauran mere aur Vibha ke beech jo baat-chit hui,wo humari aakhiri baat-chit thi...uske baad Vibha Rajasthan gayi aur maine jab bhi uska number try kiya to uska number har baar switched off hee aaya...
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uske dusare din subah-subah mujhe ek aur call aaya ,jisne mere raato ki neend nahi,balki din ki neend haram kar di....
"suno mister...yadi is number par dobara call kiya to one zero zero dial karke tumhare khilaf F.I.R. Karwa dungi..."mere call uthate hee dusari taraf se kisi ladki ne mere sar par danda mara....
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Update-178

"suno mister...yadi is number par dobara call kiya to one zero zero dial karke tumhare khilaf F.I.R. Karwa dungi..."mere call uthate hee dusari taraf se kisi ladki ne mere sar par danda mara....
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"F.I.R. , ye kya lafda hai yar..."kaan se mobile hatakar maine apne aankho ke samne kiya , number new tha...
"dekhiye kahi aapko koyi galatfahmi to nahi ho rahi...kyunki maine to kisi ko call nahi kiya..."
"mujhe kya andha samajh rakha hai...kal raat se lekar abhi tak me duso call aa chuke hai tumhare number se....aur har baar tumne rubish language ka istemaal kiya hai..."dusari taraf wali ladki mujhpar aur bhadakte hue barsi....
"ek minute....main jara check karke batata hoon..."bolte hue maine apne mobile ki call history check ki,jiske anusar mere mobile se last call kal ka tha ,jab maine apne ghar par baat ki thi....maine wapas mobile ko apne kaan me lagaya aur ekdum pyar se bola"dekhiye ,mere mobile ke call history me to aapka number nahi hai...jaroor aapko galatfahmi hui hogi..."
"are maine kaha na...ki is number se dus call kal raat mere number par aaye the...main to F.I.R. Karwane ja rahi hoon...."
"ek...ek minute...rukiye to jara..."F.I.R. ka name sunkar meri puri tarah fat padi....
kyunki aisa hee ek case mere ek dost ke sath hua tha..hua kuchh ye tha ki ek baar wo apne kisi dost ka mobile number save kar raha tha to galti se apne dost ke mobile number ke kuchh digit usase galat type ho gaye aur finally jo number save hua wo uske dost ka na hokar kisi unknown ladki ka tha....ab baat yaha se shuru hui. Mera wo dost ,apne mobile par saved us number par adult messeges bheja karta tha,ye sochkar ki ye messege uske dost ke paas ja rahe hai...wo bhi din me taqriban 10-12 messeges..aur phhir ek din use police station se phone aaya,jisme use police walo ne dhamki di ki wo police station me aaye warna uske khilaf F.I.R. darj kar di jayegi....ab mere us dost ki charo taraf se fati ,jaise abhi meri fati padi thi aur mera wo dost jaha rahta tha,waha se 200 kilometer door ,dusare shahar ke us police station me gaya...jaha uske khilaf complain hui thi. Jab mera dost waha pahucha to police walo ne us ladki ko bhi bulaya ,jiske number par mere masoom se dost ne adult messege bheje the....aur phhir baad me ye khulasa hua ki mere dost ne number save karte waqt kuchh digit ko type karne me galti kar di thi....usne ye baat police ko batayi lekin police nahi mani aur mere us dost ko khamkha 10,000 ka jurmana bharna pada....
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aur ab yahi dar mujhe bhi sata raha tha ki kahi yahi sab mere sath na ho jaye,warna khamkha mujhe bhi fine bharni padegi..lekin jab maine call kiya hee nahi kisi ko to phhir ye laundiya mujhpar kyun bhadak rahi hai....kahi kal daru ke nashe me Arun logo ne to ye bakloli nahi ki aur phhir mujhe pata na chale isliye number mita diya hoga.....ya phhir ye laundiya mujhe chodu to nahi bana rahi...
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"hello...to main kya karu..."wo ladki phhir mujhpar cheekhi...
"do minute aap,hold kar sakti hai kya...main apne dost se puchh leta hoon ki kahi usne to call nahi kiya...please..."
"okay...okay, "
"thanks..."
bolkar maine customer care ko call kiya aur apne last three calls ki details mangi aur jo baat mere samne aayi ,wo ye ki mere number se last call kal ka tha...yani ye laundiya jo bahut der se f.i.r. -f.i.r. Kar rahi thi...usne ya to galti se mera number dial kar diya tha,ya phhir mere maje le rahi thi...iski maa ka
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"oh ,hello...janeman..."
"ye kya badsaluki hai..."
"dekho babes....aawaz neeche karke baat kar,warna main tere khilaf F.I.R. darj karwa dunga ki tu subah-subah ek rahis, sharif aur bhavi engineer ko call karke dhamka rahi hai...."
"ye to ulti hee baat hui ki...pahle khud raat bhar call karke rubish language me baat karo aur phhir subah ulta dhamkiya do..."
"maine tujhe call kiya ? Abey main apne baap ko call nahi karta to phhir tujhe kya khakh call karunga...chal phone rakh de,warna aise bajaunga ki zindagi bhar bajti rahegi...."apna gala phhadte hue maine call disconnect kiya aur mobile door patak diya....
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"kya hua ,Arman bhai....ye subah-subah kise baja rahe ho..."mere kano me Rajshri Pandey ki aawaz padi....
maine room me charo taraf dekha ,lekin pandey ji kahi dikhayi nahi diye,
"ye kahi mere kaan to nahi baj rahe...mujhe abhi aisa laga ki Rajshri ne mujhse baat ki..."
"are itthe dekho,Arman bhai...itthe..."
"lawda phhir mera kaan baja...."
"are kaan nahi baj raha, main bistar ke neeche pada hoon..."Pandey ji ne ek baar phhir mujhe aawaz lagayi...
"tu sale, Pandey...yaha mere bed ke neeche kya kar raha hai...nikal bahar, bose dk...."
bolne ke sath hee maine pandey ji ka pair pakda aur ghaseet kar bistar ke neeche se bahar kiya...
mera pura room bikhra pada tha , mere room ki halat aise thi ,jaise kal raat yaha chori ho gayi ho...aur to aur is waqt Arun ,Saurabh ka bhi kahi ata-pata nahi tha....
Rajshri Pandey ko bed ke neeche se ghaseet kar bahar nikalne ke baad main wahi uske paas baith gaya aur usase Arun aur Saurabh ke baare me puchha....
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"jab aap so gaye the tab wo dono maal chodne gaye the...lagta hai wapas nahi aaye...aur sunao kya haal hai..."
"ekdum ghatiya haal hai aur ye bata ye rubish language ka matlab kya hota hai..."
"agar itna hee pata hota to main aaj yaha nahi balki MIT ya Oxford university me hota...aap bhi na Arman bhai,kamal karte ho..."
"chal thik hai aur yaha se jaane ke pahle pura room saaf karke jana warna bahut chodunga..."
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waha se uthkar main nahane pahucha aur nal kholkar apna sar thande pani ke neeche kiya, jiske karan mera sar kuchh halka hua....
"ye laundi kaun thi,iski maa ka...sali ne to ek pal ke liye dara hee diya tha....yadi mere college ki hoti to chut fadkar pura college uske andar ghusa deta...sali MC BKL"
Daru ka asar college jate waqt bhi tha...college jate waqt mera thobda aise murjhaya hua tha jaise abhi kuchh der pahle kisi ne mujhe pakad kar do char hath jama diye ho...
"aaj se daru band..."ek sau ekkisawi baar jhooth bolte hue maine khud se kaha aur class ke andar ghusa...
ab jab din ki shuruat hee itni confusion bhari rahi ho to baki ka din kaise achchha jane wala tha...upar se humare mechanical department ki ladkiyo ki shakal dekhkar to nobel puraskar jeetne wale bande ka bhi khushi se jhoom utha hua mood kharab ho jaye...sali ek to akhand kali upar se kisi khoon peene wale jaanwar ki tarah daant aur jab wo mujhe dekhkar muskurati thi to dil karta ki apna sar apni desk par de patku ki kyun maine uski taraf dekha..kyun
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shuru ke do period maine shant gujare aur teesare period me mere dosto ki entry hone ke baad main kuchh relax hua....
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"kyun be Arun, mujhe Rajshri pandey ne bataya ki tum log kal raat randi chodne gaye the ,sale kutto..."chalti hui class ke beech me maine khis-pish ki....
"to isme kya bura kiya...lekin sali koyi chodne ko mili nahi..."
"kyun...sab sudhar gayi kya.."
"sudhari nahi...MC ,sab din bhar chut marwa-marwa ke thak kar so gayi thi aur jab raat ke 1 baje hum dono ne unka darwaja khatkataya to saliyo ne maa-bahan ki galiya dete hue hume waha se bhaga diya..."
"isiliye....isiliye main randi chodne nahi jata hoon...salo kuchh to level rakho apna..."
"kahe ka level be....seedhe-seedhe bol na ki tera lund khada nahi hota hai..."
"no babes...aisa nahi hai, mera lund jab khada hota hai to jitna bada tu hai,utna bada hota hai...lekin wo kya hai na ki ' i don't like that choot which connect with my lund due to money'...."
"rahne de...sab maloom hai mujhe, tabhi deepika randi ne achchhe se chusaya tha third semester me...muh mat khulwa mera,warna..."
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"tum dono khud bahar jaoge ya main dhakke maar kar bahar nikalu..."humare power plant engg. subject Ke professor ne hume dekh kar bade hee shaleenta se kaha...jaise wo hume bahar jane ke liye nahi balki kisi baat par hume shabashi de rahe ho.....khair hum dono waha se bahar aaye aur 5th, 6th aur 7th semester ke baad ye pahla mauka tha,jab mujhe class se nikal diya gaya tha.....
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Professor ne hum dono ko class se bahar nikal feka aur sath me ye bhi kaha ki hum dono yahi class ke bahar hee khade rahe...phhir kya tha,hum dono puri period bhar class ke samne khade rahe...is beech jo bhi waha se gujarta usase hum dono hi..hello kahte aur uske puchhane par ki hum dono yaha bahar kyun khade hai,class ke andar kyun nahi jate to humara jawab hota ki hum dono class aane me late ho gaye the, isliye next class se andar jayenge...
Class khatam hone ke baad wo professor bahar nikla aur hum dono se bola ki recess me puri class ko lekar auditorium me hum log aa jaye, Principal Sir ko kuchh kahna hai.....
"kya kahna hai Sir, Principal sir ko..."Arun ne professor se puchha...
"jitna bola hoon utna karo...jyada chapad-chapad jubaan mat chalao,warna jeebh kaat lunga...time se pahuch jana..."
"teri *** ki choot, teri *** ka bhosda...teri *** ka lund..."silent mode me apni aadat anusar Arun ne apna muh chalaya aur class ke andar dakhil hua.....
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Recess ke waqt jaisa ki Power Plant wale sir ne kaha tha uska palan karte hue hum sab auditorium pahuche aur jaise hee auditorium me pahuche to...waha college ke sabhi branch ke final year wale students mauzood the....bole to full mahol.
"branch wise baithne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...sab log jaha chahe,waha baith sakte hai...."stage par khada hua ek aadmi bola...
"chal be Arun, dusari side chalte hai,waha CS ki ladkiya baithi hui hai...unhi ke peechhe baithenge...."
CS ki laundiya ka naam lena to sirf mere liye ek bahana tha, mera mood to Esha ke thik peechhe wali seat me baithne ka tha...taki hum dono ke beech ki chemistry me kam se kam koyi reaction to ho....
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Update-179
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CS ki laundiya ka naam lena to sirf mere liye ek bahana tha, mera mood to Esha ke thik peechhe wali seat me baithne ka tha...taki hum dono ke beech ki chemistry me kam se kam koyi reaction to ho....
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Esha ke liye mere dhadakte dil me hamesha wahi ahsaas,wahi khumar bana raha ,jo use pahli baar dekhne se shuru hua tha...aur har din wo badhta hee ja raha tha. Jee to karta ki apna dil cheer kar use dikha doon
aur use apne pyar ka najrana pesh karu,lekin phhir socha ki jyada shaan-patti nahi jhadna chahiye...warna yadi apna dil cheer-fad bhi diya to kya fayda...marna to mujhe hee hoga, isliye filhal maine ye dil ki cheera-fadi karne ka programme cancel kar diya .....
Ladkiyo se connection ke mamle me main Esha ke siwa ab tak R.deepika, Vibha aur Angelina darling ke hee sampark me raha tha....lekin jaisa utsah mere dil me Esha ko dekhkar aata tha ,waisa utsah baki ki teeno haseenao ko dekhkar nahi aata tha....jiska karan tha ki baki teeno ladkiya bahut chalu thi lekin Esha bholi-bhali pyari si,sunder si ,pari jaise dikhne wali ek bina dimag ki ladki thi....jise koyi bhi ,kabhi bhi bewkoof bana sakta tha...wo to shukra ho Esha ke baap ka jiske raub ke karan pure college me kisi ladke ke andar himmat nahi hui ki wo Kabhi Esha se jakar badtameezi kare.....warna college to wo 10 din me hee chhodkar bhag jati...
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Main aur meri mandali ne Esha aur uske friends ke thik peechhe wali row par apna tashreef rakha aur phhir humare hairless principal sir ne andar entry mari....
"mujhe bahut khushi hui ki aap sab yaha aaye...uske liye sabhi ko dhanyavaad...."
"koyi baat nahi sir...ye aap par Ehasaan raha..."Principal ke bhasad ka x-ray karte hue Arun aise hee kuchh bhi bake ja raha tha.(aur is x-ray ka result neeche red colour me show hoga )
"aap sab yahi soch rahe honge ki maine aapko yaha kyun bulaya,darasal baat ye hai ki is varsh humare College ke pachas varsh pure hone ke uplaksha me samiti ne swarn jayanti manane ka faisala kiya hai.."
"ye sala budhau, swarn jayanti me sone ke sikke batega kya be Arman..."
Arun ko is waqt maine fully ignore mara kyunki kya pata Principal sir sabke samne khada karke insult kar de...isliye main bade dhyan se unki baatein sunne me laga hua tha.....
"mere khayal se Swarn jayanti shabd se yaha sabhi parichit hee honge ki yah swarn jayanti samaroh kisi vidyalaya ya mahavidyalaya ya phhir kisi vishvavidyalaya me kyun aayojit kiya jata hai....khair ye sab to hum sabke liye pahli khushi ka vishay hai ki lekin dusari khushi ka vishay jo hai wo ye ki swarn jayanti samaroh ka udghatan aur koyi nahi balki is rajya ke mukhyamantri mahoday karenge aur wahi humare swarn jayanti samaroh ke mukhya atithi bhi rahenge...."
"ye MC takla sanskrit me baat kar raha hai kya be, BC..."
"abhi kuchh der pahle hee humari mukhyamantri mahoday se baat hui thi aur teesari khushkhabari jo main aapko dene wala hoon wo ye hai ki agle varsh se humara ye engineering college, autonomous banne ja raha hai...."
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'Autonomous' word sunte hee waha auditorium me baithe sabhi laundo ne jordar taaliya bajani shuru kar di aur idhar ye word main pahli baar sun raha tha, isliye mujhe kuchh pata hee nahi chala ki aakhir launde itni taaliya kyun baja rahe hai...lekin jab sab baja hee rahe the ,to humne bhi baja di taki kisi ko shaq na ho ki hume kuchh samajh nahi aaya hai
maine Arun ki taraf dekha aur Arun ne Saurabh ki taraf dekha...is aas me ki hum teeno me se kisi ek ko to us 'Autonomous' bomb ka matlab maloom hee hoga...
"tum teeno thahre bakchod lekin abhi chupa raho ,bahar sab kuchh samjha dunga..."Sulabh ne apna seena thoda chauda karke kaha....
"rahan de...koyi jaroorat nahi hai , mere paas google maharaj hai ,main abhi check kar leta hoon..."
Idhar ek taraf main Google baba ki chhatra-chhaya me pahucha to wahi dusari taraf Principal sir ne apna pravachan chalu rakha......
"to maine aap sabko yaha isliye bulaya hai kyunki swarn jayanti ke uplaksha me hum ek bahut bada karyakram rakhenge, jiski jankari aap sabhi ko Chhatrapal ji denge....yaha aane ke liye sabka bahut-bahut dhanyavaad...aap sabhi ka din mangalmay ho..."
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Mangalmay ka aashirvaad dene ke baad humare Principal sir waha se hate to Chhatrapal sir ne mic ka tetua pakad liya...Principal sir ke auditorium se jane ke baad sabhi students relax hue, warna abhi tak apni kamar aise seedhi kiye hue the ,jaise peechhe koyi hunter lekar khada ho aur usne warning de ke rakhi ho ki yadi jara sa bhi peechhe tike to ragad ke rakh dunga...khair ye sab to chalta rahta hai.
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Esha , Divya aur uske paas baithi hui baki laundiyo ko ye pata chal gaya tha ki is college ka sabse smart banda unke peechhe baitha hua hai aur jab se unhe ye baat maloom padi unme se koyi na koyi beech-beech me peechhe palat kar ye confirm karti ki ,main sach me waha baitha hoon ya mera koyi pratibimb waha hai , meri aage row wali lagbhag sabhi ladkiyo ne peechhe palat kar hume dekha aur us waqt hum sabko aise ahsaas hua jaise is duniya ke sabse khubsurat bande humi log hai lekin unka baar-baar yun peechhe mudkar hume dekhna ,humare gaal par tamache ki tarah tab laga...jab Principal sir ke jane ke baad aage wali row ki sabhi ladkiya waha se uthkar peechhe chali gayi.....
"inka maa ka..."Arun aage kuchh bolta usase pahle hee maine uska muh band kar diya....
kuchh der baad waha aur bhi kayi teachers aa gaye,jisme humare college ki basketball team ka coach bhi tha....jab sab aa gaye to Chhatrapal Sir, ne bolna shuru kiya....
Chhatrapal sir humare college ke sabse chahete teachers me se ek the, matlab ki wo aise teacher the,jinki launde thodi bahut izzat karte the.....Chhatrapal ji ne hume bataya ki golden jubilee ke is sunahare mauke par kul 7 din ka function hoga...jisme projects, models, singing,dancing,sports etc. Contest aayojit kiye jayenge aur jis student ko jis field me interest ho,wo us field se related teacher ke paas jaye aur taiyari shuru kar de....is beech ek sawal mere andar utha wo ye ki abhi tak aisi koyi baat nahi hui thi,jisme college ke sirf final year ke students ko hee bulaya jaye...lekin Chhatrapal Singh ne mera doubt kuchh der me hee door kar diya....aur jo baat hume pata chali wo ye ki hum final year walo ko auditorium me isliye bulaya gaya tha taki hum golden jubilee function ko sahi dhang se chalaye,bole to sari jimmedari hum par hee thi....jaise ki college ke juniors ke class me jana aur unse puchhna ki kya wo golden jubilee function me participate karenge..
"main to bilkul bhi ye chutiyapa nahi karne wala...sala naukar samajh rakha hai kya..."Arun phhir bhadak utha...
"chinta mat kar hum log ye sab nahi karenge bole to hum log kisi chiz me participate hee nahi karenge...de tali"
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Ab jab maine aur mere dosto ne ye decide kar liya ki hum log is pure chaka-chaundh se door rahenge to tabhi basketball ka coach samne aaya aur usne kaha ki jis-jis ko bhi basketball khelna aata hai,wo yaha aa jaye....aur ye sunte hee mere andar ghanti baji...lekin main phhir bhi nahi utha...
"Arman ja be, impression jamane ka solid mauka hai..."Arun ne mujhe kohni marte hue kaha...
"abey kaha yar, ab to basketball pakadna bhi bhool gaya hoon....khamkha field me bejjati ho jayegi... "
"abey,yadi sher shikar karna chhod de to iska matlab ye nahi hota ki wo shikar karna bhool gaya hai...isliye jaa mere sher jaa....aur ab to Gautam bhi nahi hai..."
"no babes...ab mere bas ki nahi rahi..aur waise bhi basketball ka khel koyi chudayi karne ka khel nahi hai,jaha teen saal baad bhi chut se door rahne ke baad jab apna lund chut me daloge to perfomance wahi rahegi.... "
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Dheere-dheere jinhe golden jubilee ke function me participate karna tha ,wo sab apne-apne group me bat gaye....lekin hum charo me se abhi tak koyi nahi utha tha aur phhir Chhatrapal Singh ne Anchoring ke liye interested students ko stage par bulaya....
"wo dekh tere sapno ki rani ,anchoring ke liye ja rahi hai..."Esha ko stage ki taraf jate dekh Saurabh ne meri chutki li...
Aur ek baar phhir mere andar ghanti baji aur is baar wo ghanti rukne ke bajay lagatar bajti hee rahi....aur mere dil me khayal aaya ki main jaun ya nahi.....
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"Arun ,main anchoring karne jaun kya....Esha bhi ja reli hai..."
"tu aur anchoring...
abey bakchod ,waha stage par jakar galiya nahi deni hai...tu rahne de kakke..."
"aisa kya phhir to pakka main jaunga...."bolte hue main apni jagah par khada hua lekin Arun ne mujhe wapas baitha diya....
"chudega beta...baith ja chup chap..."
"ek asli mard ki pahchan uske baato se nahi balki uske karnamo se hoti hai aur main ye karnama karke ke hee rahunga....chhod mujhe..."
"mujhe maloom hai ki tu apni us item ko dekhkar ja raha hai,lekin kuchh der baad jab tera josh thanda hoga na tab sabke samne kuchh bolne me teri fategi...."
"Esha mil jaye to main apni engineering chhod du,phhir ye anchoring kya chiz hai..."
Anchoring wale masle par Arun ko mujhse argument karte dekh Saurabh ne Arun ko chup karaya aur mujhse bola"jaiye, yaha baithe kyun ho...apna shauk pura karo..."
"yesss...tu hee mera sachcha dost hai, i love you..."
Main apni jagah se utha aur slowly-slowly charo taraf ka mahol dekhte hue chalne laga....mere stage par pahuchte tak waha Chhatrapal Singh ke sath Esha ko chhodkar do log aur the, jinme se ek ladki thi aur ek ladka.....
Main jab Chhatrapal Singh ke samne jakar khada hua to unhone mujhse puchha" kya baat hai Arman..."
"main soch raha tha ki main anchoring achchha kar sakta hoon...."
"kya..."Mere muh se Anchoring karne ki baat sunkar Chhatrapal Jaise behosh hokar girne hee wala tha ,lekin phhir baad me unhone khud ko sambhal liya....jo haal is waqt Chhatrapal Sir ka tha ,waisa hee kuchh haal waha mauzood un students ka bhi tha,jinhone mere anchoring karne ki baat suni thi....
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"are you sure ! ,kyunki mujhe nahi lagta ki tum kar paoge...."
"yaha aate waqt to sure hee tha aur ab bhi sure hee hoon...isliye jaldi se practice shuru karte hai..."
"ek minute, jara rukiye to....pahle test to kar le ki tumse kuchh bola bhi jata hai ya aise hee yaha stage par aa gaye...."Mere hath me mic pakdate hue Singh Sir ne auditorium me baithe sabhi students ko samne dekhne ke liye kaha aur phhir mujhe dekhkar bole"ek-do line jara bolkar dikhana to..."
"bolna kya hai...ye to batao pahle..."dil ki tez hoti hui dhadkano ko normal karte hue maine puchha....
"kuchh bhi bol do, chahe to apna introduction hee de do ,sabko...."
"thik hai...phhir..."maine mic par apna ek hath mazboot kiya aur Singh sir ke paas se do kadam aage aakar apna dusara hath uthate hue bola"Are You thinking about me..."
itna bolkar main chup ho gaya aur 'yes' ke jawab ka intezaar karta raha,lekin auditorium me baithe hue logo me se kisi ek ne bhi jawab nahi diya....
"Sir ,in logo ko english nahi aati..."Singh sir ki taraf palatkar maine maje lete hue kaha...jiske baat pura auditorium hasne laga...aur main khud se puchhane laga ki 'maine abhi koyi joke mara kya ?'
"Are you thinking about me...."
"yes...."abki baar pura auditorium gunja...
"if you are thinking about me then it's enough to show my popularity...love you all..."bolne ke baad maine Singh sir ko mic thamaya aur unse puchha"kaisa laga sir..."
"kal subah 10 baje yahi par aa jana...."
"pahuch jaunga sir..."
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Stage se apne dosto ki taraf aate hue maine apna collar khada kiya aur Arun ke kandhe par apni kohni rakh kar bola"ab bol ,kya bolta hai..."
"Divya ki jal kar rakh ho gayi thi, sali tujhe dekhkar aise muh bana rahi thi jaise duniya bhar ka gobar uske muh me pel diya gaya ho...sali chhinar"
"Divya... Divya se yaad aaya ,Sulabh tu apna mobile de to ek min. "
maine Sulabh se mobile liya aur aaj subah jis no. se mujhe call aaya tha ,use dial karne laga...kyunki main check karna chahta tha ki kahi wo call Divya ka to nahi tha...aur apne mobile se call na karke Sulabh ke mobile se call karne ka bhi ek logic tha kyunki yadi wo call Divya ki hee karamat thi to uske paas jaroor mera no. hoga aur wo is waqt call nahi uthayegi aur Arun ka no. to uske paas third sem. se hee hai isliye maine Sulabh ka mobile maang kar us no. par call kiya....
Call karte waqt main apni jagah par khada hua aur peechhe ki taraf baithi hui Divya ko dekhne laga....ghanti jati rahi lekin na to auditorium me koyi ringtone sunayi nahi di aur na hee kisi ne call recieve kiya...
"college me to sabka mobile to silent me rahta hai...aise to pata nahi chalne wala...lekin koyi baat nahi next time dekh lunga ise...."
"kya hua be ye khada hokar peechhe kya dekh raha hai,wo dekh samne maal hai..."mujhe samne stage ki taraf modte hue Arun bola...
lekin mera dhyan abhi samne wali us ladki par na hokar puri tarah Divya par tha....maine ek baar aur wo number ,Sulabh ke mobile se try kiya....lekin is baar bhi sirf ring jati rahi...lekin kisi ne call recieve nahi kiya...
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koyi call recieve nahi kar raha tha jisase mujhe aur bhi shaq hone laga tha ki savere-savere mujhe call karne wali ladki jaroor yaha mauzood hai....isliye maine teesari baar try kiya aur peechhe mudkar Divya par apni aankhe gadaye rakha...
"abey tu ye baar-baar chutiyo ki tarah kise phone kar raha hai...wo samne wali maal dekh..."
"chup rahega do minute...kuchh kaam kar raha hoon na..."Arun par jhallate hue main baras pada...is beech ring barabar ja rahi thi.....
"tu Kahi Esha ko to phone nahi kar raha,....wo dekh uske mobile ka screen har thodi der baad lapp-lupp, lapp-lupp ho raha hai...."
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