Romance 8TH SEMESTER ! (Completed)

[The Immortal]

Chapter-50:Horrible Birthday
Update-190
Mere college me ya phhir kahe ki sabhi college me launde sirf teen hee chiz aisi hai jisase sabse jyada ghabrate hai...pahla exam ke dino me ,dusara jis din exam ka result aane wala hota hai aur teesara tab jab unka birthday hota hai....humari chhoti si toli me jiska bhi birthday hota uske liye bahut bada cake to laya jaata tha lekin phhir birthday boy ko thok-thok kar cake ka sara paisa wasool bhi kar liya jata tha. Jiska birthday hota tha usko sab milkar sale aise marte jaise janmo janam ki dushmani ka badla le rahe ho...10, 15 ,20 kitne bhi launde ho ,wo sab ek sath birthday boy ke upar toot padte aur pichhwade ko maar-maar kar aise suza dete the ki jaise kisi ne nanga karke pichhwade me ghanto hunter barsaye ho....iske baad na to baithte banta tha aur na hee sote...phhir koyi pichhwade par hath bhi rakh le to aisa dard hota jaise kisi ne dhardar chaku ghusa diya ho....
waise to sab khushi me marte the lekin kuchh launde ,jinko khane ke liye cake nahi milta tha,wo phhir birthday boy ko khunnas me marte the....birthday ke din thukayi ka prakop to itna tha ki college me kayi launde apne fb account se birthday hide kare hue the...
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Saamne board par 'Happy Birthday Arman...'likha dekh meri saanse ulti chalne lagi...kyunki mere dimag ne turant aage hone wali thukayi ka ek drishya mujhe dikha diya tha...
Mere class me ghuste hee launde mujhe gale lagakar birthday wish karne lage to wahi ladkiya meri taraf apna hath badhakar mujhe'happy birthday' bolne lagi...lekin apun ne apne class ki laundiyo se hath milana to door, thanks tak nahi kaha ,are thanks kahna to door main unko palatkar dekha tak nahi ,warna sali lunch time pe fudak-kar mere saamne khadi ho jayegi aur party-party ki guhar marne lagegi
Ladkiyo ko maine jis tarah ignore kiya uske thik ulta laundo se gale milkar 'thanks yar...thanks bhai' kaha.
mujhe birthday wish karte hue jo mujhe mazbooti se,jakad kar gale lagata(for ex. Arun, Saurabh, Sulabh) ,main uski taraf dayadrishti se dekhta tha kyunki yahi wo launde the,jo mujhe thokne wale the....bole to jo jitni mazbooti ke sath mujhe gale lagata ,wo baad me utni hee mazboot laat mere pichhwade me marne wala tha.....
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"aaj to beta main nukile jute pahan kar aaya hua hoon...tera khoon kar dunga..."mere baithte hee Arun ne daant dikhate hue mujhe dusari baar happy birthday kaha....
"main to lohe ke rod se pelunga beta isliye gand me me tel-malish pahle se kiye rahna..."Arun ke sur me sur milate hue Saurabh ne bhi mere dil ki dhadkane badha di...
lekin mere dil ki dhadkane badhkar rukne ko tab hui ,jab Sulabh ne mujhse kaha ki wo aaj raat , january ke thand se kadakte mahine me ek balti pani mere upar daal dega....."
"tum logo ne mujhe marne ke liye apne ye jo alag-alag expection bana kar rakhe ho na, usko wapas wahi daal lo,jaha se nikale ho....pichhale teen saalo me to mera kuchh ukhad nahi paye aur abki baar bhi main koyi na koyi jugat laga kar bach hee jaunga...."
"are laand mera bachega...tu dekh aaj raat ko...aur beta mafi maang ,warna hostel ki chhat se seedhe neeche fekunga..."Saurabh ne kaha...
"chal be...dekh lunga tujhe..."
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Us din canteen me laundo ne pel ke meri jeb khali karwayi, fale apne paise se jitna wo canteen me hafte bhar me khate the, utna wo us ek din me kha gaye....aur jab bill pay karne ki bari aayi to meri aankho ke saamne andhera chhane laga...sabke saamne meri bezzati na ho ,isliye main uthkar counter ke paas gaya aur counter me baithe hue aadmi se baad me bill dene ki request ki...
"aise thode hee chalta hai bhaiya ki jeb me maal nahi aur pet bharkar chal diye....kal,parso, narso,sarso...kuchh nahi, bill to aaj hee dena padega,wo bhi abhi..."
"maan ja yar, kal de dunga..."
"paise do nahi to complain karunga..."
"ek baat batau, main jeb me paise lekar nahi chalta...tu kahe to check sign karke de deta hoon...bank se jakar nikal lena..."
"apne ko to cash chahiye..."
"wo to nahi hai...phhir ek aur kaam kar atm swap kar le..."wallet se atm nikalte hue maine kaha...jabki mujhe maloom tha ki atm swap karne wali machine canteen me nahi hai....
"ye sab bakheda tum apne paas hee rakho,apne ko to cash chahiye..."
"chus le mera phhir...kal lena paise..."
Canteen wala jaise-taise maan to gaya lekin use manane me mujhe aadha ghanta lag gaya...mere dost kha-peekar class ki taraf chale gaye aur unke jaane ke baad main ek dusari table par baithkar gahri chinta me dooba hua tha ki inke paise kaha se aayenge, abhi to sala raat me hostel wale daru piyenge...wo alag...jee to karta hai ki do-teen din ke liye kahi bhaag jaun,fala sara lafda hee khatam
"oye...do ras-malayi bhej idhar..."gahri chinta se ubarne ke liye maine order diya"sala ye birthday...birthday na hokar ,ek aafat ho gayi hai...inke birthday aane do, BC 5000 ka to main akele nasta karunga aur 10,000 ka daru piyunga, phhir lawde dusari baar se party lena bhool jayenge...."
"chammach kya papaji lakar denge, ja bhagkar chammach lekar aa..."Canteen me kaam karne wale launde ko maine hadkaya, jab wo bina chammach ke do ras-malayi meri table par rakhkar chala gaya...
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ras-malayi ka raspaan karne ke baad jaise mujhe thoda sukoon mila aur maine ek jordar angadayi maarkar jamhayi li to mujhe Aradhna canteen me apne saheliyo ke sath baithi hui dikhayi di....Aradhna ko maine kal Esha ke karan dhamkaya tha,lekin aaj jab Esha se baat-chit shuru ho gayi to maine socha ki isase bhi baatchit shuru kar hee lete hai,waise bhi galti iski nahi thi....isliye maine Aradhna ko do ungaliyo se ishara karke apne paas bulaya...mere bulane par Aradhna to waha aayi hee sath me uski saheliya bhi usi ke sath waha aa gayi...ab sabke saamne Aradhna se waisi baat karna jaisi baat main karne wala tha, wo main karta to mere aham ke liye ye dharm sankat hota, isliye maine hadka kar Aradhna ki saheliyo ko waha se bhagaya aur Aradhna ko apne paas baithne ke liye bola....
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"dekh...ye gaal fulakar mat baith,main kal thoda upset tha ,isliye tujhpe baras pada tha..."Esha ne jo subah auditorium me mujhe kaha tha, wahi maine Aradhna ko chipka diya....
"iska matlab aap mujhe sorry bol rahe ho "
"sorry maine kab kaha ...wo to main explain kar raha tha ki main tujhpar kal kyun bhadka tha...ab fut yaha se..."
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Us din jab main canteen ke bill aur raat ko hostel me hone wale kharche ko lekar pareshaan tha tabhi kuchh aisa hua,jisne mujhe apaar khushi di aur wo apaar khushi mujhe Esha ke messeges ke karan hui thi....bole to usne apun ko messege bhejkar birthday wish kiya tha....
"Arun...muh me lund lega to ek khushi ki baat batata hoon..."Esha ka messege padhne ke baad chalti hui class ke beech me maine Arun se kaha...
"bose dk ,dheere bol...warna ye chhatrapal tere muh me lund dega..."mere pet me ek mukka marte hue Arun bola"aur tu khush kyun ho raha hai..."
"ye dekh...teri bhabhi ne mujhe birth day wish kiya hai..."mobile desk par rakhkar maine Arun ko Esha ka messege dikhaya...
" tu lawde khush to aise ho raha hai,jaise usne i love you likhkar bheja ho..."
"beta tu samajh nahi raha hai...aaj usne mujhe birthday wish kiya, phhir dheere-dheere karke good night, good morning ke messege karegi aur phhir ek din aisich wo 'i love you' ka messege bhi mujhe tapka degi...i know.."
"laad mera know...i love you, ka messege bhejane ke liye...Gautam zinda hai abhi...uske bachpan ka pyaaaaaaaar...."
"muh band kar sale...aur tu yadi ladkiyo ke baare me itna hee janta to Divya se gand thodi hee marwata...beta dekh lena, wo ek na ek din i love you jaroor bolegi...kyunki maine filmo me dekha hai ki aksar ladkiya apne bachpan ke dost se set to hoti hai,lekin college me unhe kisi dusare ladke se sachcha pyar ho jata hai..."
"dekh lena tu...Esha ke naam par chudega ,phhir mat bolna ki maine tujhe aagaah nahi kiya tha..."
"muh band kar be lodu, tujh jaisa chhota aadmi aisi chhoti hee baat karega...sale kabhi to kuchh achchha bola kar..."kahte hue maine apna chehra Arun ki taraf se ferkar board ki taraf kar liya....
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us din Esha ne do aur messege kiye, jinme se ek me usne likha ki' sorry,mujhe tumhe birthday wish nahi karna chahiye tha' aur dusare me likha ki' kya tum mujhse parking me miloge...'
"badi ajeeb ladki hai yar...kahi iska dimag stak to nahi gaya, na jaane kya-kya sochate rahti hai...."Esha ke messeges padhne ke baad maine kaha....
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[The Immortal]

Update-191

"badi ajeeb ladki hai yar...kahi iska dimag stak to nahi gaya, na jaane kya-kya sochate rahti hai...."Esha ke messeges padhne ke baad maine kaha....
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Us din Esha ne jab khud mujhe parking me milne ke liye kaha to mere man me ek khayal kaudha ki 'ye sala college ka parking hai ya humara lover point '
Esha se is semester me main jitni baar parking me mila tha ,utna to main pichhale char saal me shayad usase mila bhi nahi hounga aur aaj phhir mujhe apne lover point me apne lover se milne jaana tha....
Us din mujhse bahut badi galti hui thi aur wo ye ki na jaane kaise Esha se parking me milne wali baat ko main bhool gaya...dosti-yari..hansi-mazaak me college ke last period tak aate-aate tak to jaise main ye bhool hee chuka tha ki mujhe Esha se milna bhi hai ,upar se class ke launde ne puri class me ye khabar bhi faila di ki 'The Dark Knight Rises' hd print me aa chuki hai,isliye class khatm hone ke baad hum jin-jin laundo ko Rises download karni thi...wo New IT building ya phhir Library ki taraf aur unme se ek main bhi tha.....Arun ko Batman kuchh khas pasand nahi tha,isliye wo Saurabh ke sath seedhe hostel ki taraf ho liya aur main, Sulabh ke sath Library me jaa pahucha....Library raat ke 10 baje tak khuli rahti thi lekin college ke baad waha ekka-dukka student hee dikhte the...isliye downloading speed bhi pel ke aati thi...
College ke baad Library ke sunsan hone ki vajah ye thi ki Girls hostel me already wifi laga hua tha aur laundo ko jo download karna hota tha ,wo din me hee class bunk karke download kar lete the....
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"Fala pahle humare hostel me bhi wifi chalta tha lekin is sale taklu principal ne baad me wifi hatwa diya...warna college ke baad yaha aane ki jaroorat nahi hoti ..."Dark Knight Rises ,ko downloading me lagakar maine sulabh se kaha,is baat se anjaan ki Esha udhar parking me mera intezaar kar rahi hai...
"so to hai...oye BC"
"aise pavitra shabd nikalne ki koyi vajah...bakchod Library me to gali mat diya kar...warna abhi wo Library ka incharge insult karke bhaga dega to kya izzat rah jayegi teri..."
"hona kya hai...yadi usne aisa kiya to us lawde ki laundiya ko chhodunga nahi....tune dekha hai use ,kaise marwa-marwa ka gol-gappa hue jaa rahi hai...aur main chauka isliye kyunki wo tere hostel wala kallu sharma ko chashma lag gaya hai, wo dekh sala idharich hee aa raha hai..."
"ajeeb hai yar..."kallu ko apni taraf aata dekh maine thodi unchi aawaz me kaha, taki kallu bhi sun sake...main bola"kaise-kaise laundo ko chashma lag jata hai yar, sale abhi tak first year clear nahi hai aur chashma lagakar padhaku ki aaulad bankar ghoom raha hai...."
"bol to aise raha hai jaise tu college ka topper ho..."hum dono ke paas baithte hue kallu ne kaha.."aur maine first year ki sari back last year me hee clear kar li thi...ab sirf 5th sem. ke 3 aur 6th sem. ke 4 hai...inhi back ko clear karne ke liye din raat padhayi karta hoon,isiliye chashma laga hai..."
"beta ye padhayi karne ke karan chashma nahi laga hai, ye to 3GP quality me bf dekh-dekh kar hilane ka natizaa hai...abey kaliye khud ko dekh aur mujhe dekh...kitna badsurat dikhta hai tu..."
"badsurat bhale hee hoon,lekin laundiya pata kar baitha hoon...teri tarah randwa to nahi hoon..."
"MC..."kallu ka sar pakad kar maine library ki table me patak diya aur bola"aaukat se bahar bolta hai...beta main laundiyo ko bhaav nahi nahi deta,warna laundiya ki to main nadiya baha sakta hoon...fb par 1332 ladkiyo ki friend request pending padi hai abhi...baat karta hai..."apni shekhi jhadte hue maine kaha...
"bol na ki gay hai...aur tera lund khada nahi hota..."
"phhir aaukat se bahar bola tune lawde..."ek baar phhir maine kaliye ka sar pakda aur pahle ki tarah table par de mara...
"beta,mujhpar gussa utarne se kuchh nahi hoga...tu randwa tha ,randwa hai aur randwa rahega..."bolkar kallu waha se utha aur library se bhaag khada hua....
Kallu ki baat sunkar mera rom-rom blast furnace me jalne laga...main kallu ko marne ke liye uske peechhe bhaga...lekin tabhi Sulabh ne 'downloading fail ho jayegi' ki guhar maarkar mujhe rok diya, warna kallu to aaj mere hatho shahid hee hone wala tha jaise-taise main apmaan ka ghoot peekar baith to gaya, lekin Sulabh ke saamne apni bezzati se main thoda nirash aur pareshan tha kyunki kal college me Sulabh yahi baat pure laundo ko batane wala tha aur to aur mujhse ye kahte bhi nahi ban raha tha ki 'dekh yar...ye baat kisi aur ko mat batana...'
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jab dark knight rises download hui to hum dono library se nikal kar bahar aaye...hum dono parking ke paas se bhi gujare,lekin tab bhi mujhe ye yaad nahi aaya ki Esha ne mujhe parking me milne ke liye bulaya tha kyunki mere dil-o-dimag me to kaliya ke wo shabd ghoom rahe the,jo usne mujhse library me kahe the....
"Sulabh...sun to.."
"bol.."
"yadi maine teen hafte ke andar is kallu ki bahan ko patakar nahi choda to tu mera lund kaat dena...lekin tab tak aaj library wali baat kisi ko mat batana...."
"rahne de,tujhe ye kallu ki bahan ko chodne wali partiqya lene ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...main waise bhi kisi ko nahi bataunga, befikar rah..."
"kamaan se nikla teer..muh se nikla shabd...lund se nikla moot...gand se nikla ***...jis tarah wapas nahi hote,usi tarah Arman ki pratiqya kabhi wapas nahi ho sakti... "
"yadi aisa hee hai to phhir kha kasam Albert Einstein ki...lekin mujhe lagta nahi ki tu ye kar payega..."
"ab to Einstein chacha ki kasam le li hai, izzat to rakhni hee padegi...bole to ab Aradhna darling teen hafto ke andar chud kar hee rahegi..."
Uske baad Sulabh ne apna rasta naapa aur maine hostel ka raasta naapa...
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Us din mera birthday tha...lekin dusare jaha chahte hai ki unke birthday ke din sab use wish kare...wahi main chahta tha ki kisi ko mera birthday maloom tak na chale....iski koyi khaas vajah to nahi thi bas vajah yahi thi ki birthday ke din jaanwaro ki tarah padne wali maar se main bahut ghabrata tha. Lekin ab to jung ka bigul baj chuka tha aur launde apne-apne birthday ke din mere dwara hui thukayi ka badla lene ke liye hostel me taiyaar khade the ki ,kab main hostel ke andar ghusu aur wo meri thukayi shuru kare....
8th Semester me manaya gaya mera birthday kayi karano se mere liye yaadgar sabit hua...
pahla karan ye ki Esha ne pyar se mujhe auditorium me chocolate gift kiya, jise maine lene se inkaar kar diya
Dusara karan ye ki zindagi me pahli baar Esha ne mera intezaar kiya aur main usase milne nahi gaya
teesara karan jo mere birthday ko yaadgar banane ke peechhe tha,wo ye ki maine usi din Aradhna ko chodne ki pratiqya ki thi...
Aur chautha karan ye tha ki zindagi me pahli baar main jail gaya ,wo bhi tab jab humare district ka S.P. hee mere khilaf ho...
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[The Immortal]

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Aur chautha karan ye tha ki zindagi me pahli baar main jail gaya ,wo bhi tab jab humare district ka S.P. hee mere khilaf ho...
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Yadi Main chahta to pichhale teen saal ki tarah is saal bhi birthday ke din maar khane se bach sakta tha ,lekin abki baar maine khud hee maar khane ka socha...kyunki ye college me mera aakhiri saal tha isliye main college me banaye gaye apne aakhiri birthday ko yaadgar banana chahta tha...phhir bhale hee wo yaadgar pal meri thukayi se hee kyun na judi ho....
main haste-muskurate hue hostel ke andar ghusa to jin laundo ne mujhe pahle dekha wo gala fadkar mera naam chillane lage ki'sab jaldi aa jao be, Arman aa gaya hai...'
uske baad fourth year ke ladko ne mujhe uthaya aur mere room me lejakar mujhe band kar diya...un logo ko shayad ye dar tha ki main kahi bhag na jaun, lekin unhe kya pata ki bakra khud bali chadhne aaya tha....
mujhe room me band karne ke taqriban 10 minute baad ladko ne gate khola aur gate khulne ke kuchh hee seconds ke baad Arun ne mera hath pakadkar Saurabh ko pair pakad kar uthane ke liye kaha....
"maaro fale ko, pure chaar saal ki kasar nikal dena..."
Iske baad jo maar mujhe padi, wo sali ab tak mujhe yaad hai...bahut der tak fourth year ke ladke meri dhulayi karte rahe aur juniors waha khade hokar maja le rahe the...iske baad un logo ne mujhe mere bistar par lejakar patak diya aur Arun,Saurabh ko bhi baki ladko ne pelne ke liye utha liya...
"abey oyyyeee...mujhe kyun maar rahe ho be...mera birthday thodi hai..."jab laundo ne Arun ka hath-pair pakad kar uthaya to Arun ki gand fat gayi aur wo bola...
"tum dono Arman ke room partner ho, laat to tum dono bhi khaoge...dekh kya rahe ho be, maro lawdo ko...."fourth year ke jhund me se kisi ne kaha aur phhir Arun ,Saurabh ke pichhwade ko laal karke unhe bhi meri tarah unke-unke bistar par fek diya gaya.....fale bina matlab ke chud gaye
"kasam se ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tere room partner hone ke karan main bhi laat khaunga to main first semester me hee room change kar leta...salo ne maar-maar ke pichhwada suja diya..."dard se karahte hue Saurabh bola"waise Arman tere takiye ke neeche tera gift hai...dekh to..."
"gift "maine badi ummid ke sath apna takiya uthaya lekin mere armano par pani tab phhira jab maine dekha ki waha siway condom ke kuchh nahi tha...
"bose dk ,ye condom ko gift kahta hai tu... dikha di na tune apni aaukat...kam se kam 32 gb ka pen drive to diya hota ,bakchod..tere muh me Arun ka lund... "
"abey Arman, mera gift dekhne ke liye dayi taraf palat aur bistar utha kar dekh...."
Abki baar Badi ummid se main dayi taraf palta aur bistar ke neeche dekha to waha daru ka ek quarter rakha hua tha....
"are gajab...sari tabiyat khush ho gayi...lekin bumper deta to main aur jyada khush hota, khair koyi baat nahi isase kaam chala lunga..."
quarter nikalkar maine fatak se apne liye peg banaye aur dard kam karne ke liye ek ke baad ek 2 peg pee gaya.....
"aaahhhh....tum dono koyi vardan mango be mujhse, main bhagwan hoon "
"aaj raat ko bar me party de phhir..."
"tathastu..."bolte maine phhir ek peg chadhaya aur cigarette sulga kar bistar par wapas letkar Jagjit Singh ka gazal gaane laga...
" Ye daulat bhi le lo, ye shoharat bhi le lo
Bhale chheen lo mujhse meri javaani.
Magar mujhako lautaa do bachapan ka saavan,
Vo kaagaz ki kashtii, vo baarish ka paani. "
RUM ke nashe me Jagjit Singh ke gazal ne mujhe kuchh aisa rama diya ki main phhir se utha aur ek peg maarkar wapas bistar par ludhak kar gazal gaane laga...
" Muhalle ki sabse nishaani puraani,
Vo budhiyaa jise bachche kahate the naani.
Vo naani ki baaton mein pariyon kaa deraa
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Vo chehare ki jhuriryon mein sadiyon kaa pheraa. "
"waise Arman, kuchh ladko ke muh se suna ki anchoring me tere sath Esha hai...."gazal ke sur aur mere sur me besura raag gholte hue Arun ne apni taang adayi...lekin usne Esha ka name liya to main rum ke nashe aur Jagjit Saab ke gazal me aur ram gaya...
maine Arun ke sawal ka jawab diye bina gazal ki aage ki panktiyo ko aage badhaya....
" Bhulaye nahi bhool sakata hai koyi,
Vo chhoti si raaten vo lambi kahaani.
Kadi dhoop me apane ghar se nikalana,
Vo chidiyaa, vo bulabul,vo titali pakadana. "
"abey tune jawab nahi diya...chadh gayi kya..."
"thodi der chup nahi rah sakta bakchod...kitna aanand aa raha tha, sale ek to tu khud besura ,upar se teri aawaz besuri..."
"wo sab to thik hai...lekin pahle ye bata ki jo maine suna wo sahi hai kya..."
"shat pratishan sahi hai....Esha apun ke group me hee hai..."
Iske baad Arun kuchh nahi bola aur maine muh jubaani yaad Jagjit Singh ki wo gazal puri ki....Raat ko karib 8 baje, hum teeno apne plan ke mutabiq chup-chap hostel se bar jaane ke liye nikle...lekin hostel ke bahar laundo ne mujhe pakad liya aur party dene ke liye kahne lage....
"abey tumhi logo ke liye daru lene jaa raha hoon,tum sab andar taiyar baithna...main aadhe ghante me daru lekar aata hoon..."bahana banate hue main bola...
"itna saj-dhaj kar daru lene jaa rahe ho be tum teeno... "jis ladke ne hume hostel ke bahar pakda tha, usne meri ore dekhkar puchha...
"beta bhai..hamesha kapde wapde pahankar tip-top rahta hai,kya pata kab koyi ladki mil jaye...tu hostel ke andar jaakar sabko bol de ki koyi khana na khaye...main aadhe khante me sabke liye daru aur khana lekar aata hoon..."
"yeeeesss...aaj to phhir maza aa jayega..."wo ladka khushi ke mare waha se kudata hua hostel ke andar gaya aur main Arun,Saurabh ,Pandey ji ke sath bar ke liye nikal pada....
city se maine Naveen aur Sulabh ko bhi pakda aur jordar party karne ke irade se bar ki taraf badhe lekin hume kya pata tha ki bar ki taraf jaane wala rasta hume bar nahi balki jail pahuchane wala tha......
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[The Immortal]

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city se maine Naveen aur Sulabh ko bhi pakda aur jordar party karne ke irade se bar ki taraf badhe lekin hume kya pata tha ki bar ki taraf jaane wala rasta hume bar nahi balki jail pahuchane wala tha......
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Bar jaate waqt maine man hee man me ek budget bana liya tha ki itne rupaye se aage kharch nahi karna hai...lekin bar me daru aur ladkiyo ke beech mera sara budget gadbada gaya....humne pel ke daru ki botale khali ki aur cigarette se apna kaleja jalaya. Hum log nashe me itne tunn ho gaye the ki ek dusare tak ko nahi pahchan rahe the.....
"tu kaun hai be lawde aur mere peechhe-peechhe dum hilate kyun aa raha hai....bhikhari hai kya..."bar se nikalte waqt jab maine peechhe Arun ko aate hue dekha to usase bola...
"main....main hoon Samrat Arunoday...lekin mere rajya ke log prem se mujhe Arun kahte hai..."
"tu mujhe jaana pahchana kyun lag raha hai be...pakka tune mera lund muh me liya hoga ek-do baar...hat saamne se..."Arun ke peechhe se aate hue Saurabh ne Arun ko dhakka dekar neeche zameen par gira diya aur mere paas aakar aasman ki taraf dekhne laga....phhir apna sar khujate hue bola"sala ,meri helicopter kaha gaya, kuchh der pahle to yahi park kiya tha...pata nahi kaha gaya, kal hee to khareeda tha..."
mere ,Arun aur Saurabh ke baad Pandey ji bar se bahar nikle aur hum teeno ko dekhte hee chillaye...
"doodh mangoge to kheer denge...
kashmir mangoge to cheer denge...
maa tujhe salaam.....sainiko kaid kar lo in deshdrohiyo ko....
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"abey chup be pandey,..."uske sar par ek mukka marte hue Sulabh ne kaha..."ye kya chutiyapa laga rakha hai be tum charo ne...ek khud ko Samrat kahta hai, dusare ka helicopter nahi mil raha aur tu Pakistan se jung lad raha hai...BC ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tum charo itna bada lafda karoge to main aata hee nahi....Naveen , ye jo bike lekar aaye hai use tu chala aur apni bike ki chabhi mujhe de...inke bharose raha to aaj swarg ke darshan ho jayenge..."
Sulabh aur Naveen hume bike par bithakar room ki taraf chal pade...aadhi raat hone ke karan puri sadake sunsan thi,bas beech-beech me koyi bike ya car humare paas se gujar rahi thi...Naveen ke room ki taraf jaate waqt meri bagal se ek car gujari to maine Naveen ko bike tez karne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua be..."
"abey speed badha...us car wale ko main jaanta hoon..."
"thik hai phhir...lekin zara sambhal kar baat karna..."
"apne baap ko mat sikha ki kaise baat karni hai...bas jab ishara karu to bike ki speed aur tez kar dena..."
Naveen ne bike ki speed badhayi aur hume overtake karke aage badh chuki car ke thik bagal me bike chalane laga....Car ke sabhi window band thi isliye maine hath se ishara karke car ki window kholne ke liye kaha....
pahle to car wale ne meri baat bahut der tak taal di lekin phhir usne car ki window khol hee di aur mere taraf sawaliya nigaah se dekhane laga.....
"kya uncle...ekdum maze me ya koyi pareshani hai..."
"i'm fine..who are you..."
"wo sab hatao aur ye batao ki car aapki hai..."
"haan..."
Iske baad main jo bolne wala tha use sochkar hee main hasne laga aur phhir haste hue bola"Car dekhkar maza nahi aaya chacha jaan, bahut sasti lag rahi hai....mujhe to yahi car free me mil rahi thi,lekin maine itani chhoti car lene se mana kar diya, aap chodu ban gaye..... "
"abey ye kya bak raha hai...sathiya gaya hai kya..."Naveen ne turant bike ki speed badha di aue car wale ko bahut peechhe chhod diya......
"Arman, ab main tere sath kabhi bhi ,kahi bhi nahi jaunga...free-fokat me lafde karne ka tujhe bada shauk hai...kash ki main tere sath first year me na baitha hota, lekin meri hee mati mari gayi thi...."
"beta tera level hee nahi hai mere sath rahne ka...main khud aaj ke baad tere sath nahi aaunga...aaj ke baad kya, abhi, isi waqt main tujhse dosti todta hoon, bike rok...."
"chal be,..."
"rok bike,warna main kood jaunga..."
"chup chap baitha rah, warna mere hatho peetega tu Arman..."
"tu bike rokta hai ya main kood jaun...."
"abey kudna mat...."Naveen chillakar bola"main bike rokta hoon, lekin tu please yar, kudna mat..."
"ab aaya na line par..."
Naveen ne sadak ke kinare bike roki aur mujhse ek ke baad ek sawal karne laga, jaise ki 'maine bike kyun rukwayi'...'mera aage kya karne ka plan hai' wagerah-wagerah....lekin maine use kuchh nahi kaha aur uske har sawal ke baad use shant rahne ka ishara karta tha....
ye silsila tab tak chalta raha,jab tak ki Sulabh bhi humare paas nahi aa gaya....
"kya hua Naveen, tune bike kyun rok di..."Sulabh ne Naveen se puchha...lekin Naveen kuchh kahta ,uske pahle hee maine Saurabh, Arun ko pakadkar bike se utarne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua...kuchh batata kyun nahi..."abki baar Sulabh ne gala phhadkar Naveen se puchha...
"pata nahi, Arman ne kaha ki bike rok...isliye maine rok diya..."
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"aa jao be..."Naveen ki par baithkar maine Arun,Saurabh aur pandey ji ko peechhe baithne ke liye kaha...
"ye...ye kya kar raha hai..."
Bike ke saamne Naveen turant khada ho gaya aur mujhe rokne ki koshish karne laga.....
"General, aap aagya de, main abhi isko maut ke ghat utar dunga..."Pandey ji ne kaha....Pandey ji ke dimag me jung ka junoon abhi tak sawar tha...
Maine kuchh kahne ki apeksha kuchh karne ka plan kiya aur bike start karke jabardast speed ke sath Naveen ke side se nikal liya.....
Jb Bike chalate waqt mujhe neend aane lagi to maine hostel ki taraf jaane wale highway ke kinare bike khadi ki aur pandey ji ko bike chalane ke liye kaha.....Pandey ji ke sar par to abhi jung ka junoon sawar tha, wo bhala na kyun karte...Pandey ji bike ki kamaan apne hath me li aur tez-tarrar speed se hostel ki taraf bike ko udane lage.....
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"aap dekhna Arman bhai, main kaise hostel ke andar entry marta hoon...bole to ekdum hero ke maafiq..."kahte hue Arman ne bike lejakar seedhe gate par thok di...
hum peechhe baithe teeno to idhar-idhar gire,lekin Pandey ji hawa me uddkar seedhe gate ke dusari taraf ja pahuche.....
"ye sala pandey hume kaha le aaya hai...iski maa ka..."Saurabh zameen par neeche pade-pade karahne laga"ye to hostel nahi lagta, BC pandey...kaha thok diya be..."
"mujhse to utha tak nahi jaa raha...pata nahi kaha gira hoon..."
Bike ki gate se takkar ke baad Rajshri Pandey kaha gaya ,pata nahi...lekin hum teeno jaha gire the,wahi se ek-dusare ka bas naam le rahe the.....na to kisi me uthne ka taqat tha aur na hee kisi me itni samajh ki koyi jeb se mobile nikalkar kisi ko madad ke liye bulaye....
"abey kahi,hum log mar to nahi gaye..."
"nahi be...ek jyotishi ne mujhse kaha tha ki main 50 saal ke pahle nahi marunga..."maine kaha...
lekin uske baad jo harqat hui ,usne mera kaan faad diya...hua ye tha ki achanak hee jiske gate pe pandey ji ne bike thoka tha,us ghar ke andar se eka-ek visil ki aawaz aane lage...pahle kisi ek ne visil bajayi,phhir do phhir teen....wo sab visil bajakar beech-beech me chilla bhi rahe the....
"ye MC itna bhauk kyun rahe hai be Arman..."
"ek minute..."maine apni gardan us ghar ke taraf ki ,jiske andar se visil ki tez aawaze aa rahi thi...aur phhir us ghar ke bahar ka board padha...."Superintendent of police...S.L.Dangi...."
wo board padhte hee mera gala aise sukha, jaise mujhe kisi ne hafto pahle bina pani ke registan me bheja hoon...meri charo taraf se fatne lagi aur main khada na hone ki haalat me na hone ke bawzood ,apna pura dam lagaya aur jaise-taise khada hua....
"bhago BC, Us MC pandey ne bike hostel ke gate me nahi balki Dangi ke ghar me thoki hai...gand me jitna jor hai, bhago...warna ye fale gand me goli daal denge...."
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[The Immortal]

Update-194
Quote:
"bhago BC, Us MC pandey ne bike hostel ke gate me nahi balki Dangi ke ghar me thoki hai...gand me jitna jor hai, bhago...warna ye fale gand me goli daal denge...."
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Mujhme khade hone ki bilkul bhi taaqat nahi thi ,wo to S.P. ka dar tha, jiski vajah se main ladkhadate hue jaise-taise karke khada hua...lekin tabhi gate se teen guard jo kuchh der pahle visil baja rahe the, wo teeno lambi nali wali bandook lekar bahar aaye....
Pahle to wo teeno gate ke bahar aakar idhar idhar torch marne lage aur jab main unhe khada dikhayi diya to wo teeno mujhpar lapke....ek ne mere dono hatho ko kaskar pakda to dusare ne apne hath me rakhi lambi nali wali bandook se seedhe mere ghutano me mara....
"madarchod...."ladkhada kar girte hue maine apni mushkile aur badha li...
kyunki iske baad wo teeno mujhpar baras pade aur galiya bakne lage....iske baad un teeno me se do ne mujhe chhoda aur mere sath aur kaun-kaun hai ,ye janne ke liye idhar-udhar phhir se torch marne lage....
"tere sath aur kaun-kaun hai....jaldi bata,warna goli naar dunga..."
"are main koyi attankwadi thode hee hoon,jo on the spot pel doge....hands up...mera matlab tum log mujhse hands up karne ko kaho aur main surrender karta hoon...."
"tu aise nahi manega..."bolte hue wo policewala mere kamar ke upar chadh gaya aur mere dono hath ko peechhe ki taraf karke marodne laga.....
"BC ,dard ho raha hai chhod..."
"BC,gali deta hai..."mere hath ko aur jor se marod kar wo bola....
tab tak Arun aur Saurabh ko baki dono hawaldaro ne dhoondh liya aur un dono ko pakad kar gate ke paas bitha diya.....
"idhar hee baith ,zara sa bhi hila to gand me goli maar dunga...."Arun aur Saurabh ko gate ke paas baithate hue un police walo ne kaha....
Lekin lagta hai mera khas dost Arun , ab bhi Raja Arunoday ke character me tha, usne bina kuchh soche -samjhe ,bina aage-peechhe ki parwah kiye...aav na dekha taav aur hawaldar ko ek tamaacha jad diya...
Arun ke is tamaache se kuchh der tak to khud tamaacha khane wala hawaldar bhi shocked raha...lekin uske baad jo reaction un teeno police walo ka hua, wo batane layak nahi hai.....hum teeno ko pel-pel ke wo police wale humari jaan hee le lete, yadi gate ke dusari taraf se kisi ne unhe aawaz dekar rukne ke liye na kaha hota to......
"un dono ko chhodkar khade ho jao ,lagta hai Sahab aa rahe hai..."mere upar itni der se jo hathi ka vajan liye hue baitha tha, wo aawaz sunte hee mere upar se hat gaya aur S.P. ko salaam karne ki position me aa gaya.....
Dangi ji hatho me ek revolver liye hue gate se bahar aaye aur hum teeno ko dekhkar sawaliya nazaro se apne guards ki taraf dekha....
"wo...wo sahab, ye teeno ne gadi se gate ko takkar maar di thi aur jab hum inhe uthane aaye to hum par hamla kar diya aur galiya bhi bakne lage....."
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Ab to meri haalat aise hone lagi,jaise hafte pahle nahi balki mahino pahle kisi ne bina pani ke registan me ghused diya ho...dar itna laga ki puchho mat aur andar se sirf ek hee aawaz aa rahi thi ki "bas ek baar in sabse chhutkara mile ,uske baad to daru ka naam tak nahi lunga...."
"in teeno ko thane lejakar band kar do, GEC college ke ladke lagte hai..."
Itna bolkar S.P. andar khisak liya aur 5 minute ke andar police jeep ne hume lejakar jail ke andar patak diya.....
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Mere birthday ke din meri aisi durgati hogi maine socha tak nahi tha...hume salaankhon ke peechhe fek diya gaya wo bhi bina kisi kambal aur rajayi ke....thand to itni thi ki yadi duniya ki sabse hot laundiya bhi humare saamne nangi khadi ho jaye to thand ke mare lund tak khada na ho....waisi thand me main aur mere dost puri raat police station me band rahe....
kuchh sharab ke nashe ka asar tha to kuchh hume padi maar ka asar tha, jiske karan meri palake bhari hokar ghante-do ghante me band ho gayi....warna aisi thand me to main hafto tak nahi so pata.....
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Bachpan me main ek jadoo har roj dekha karta tha...main jab bahut chhota tha tab main aksar raat ko t.v. dekhate hue ya to sofe par so jata tha ya phhir apne bhai ke sath khelte hue neeche zameen par hee so jata tha, lekin jab dusare din subah meri aankh khulti to main bistar me pada hota....us waqt main ise ek magic maanta tha lekin jaise-jaise bada hua to sab kuchh samajhne laga.darasal wo koyi magic nahi tha wo to mere mammi-papa the jo mujhe uthakar bistar par sula dete the...
Aur aaj jab meri aankh thand me marte hue band ho rahi thi to main bachpan ka wo jadoo phhir se dekhne ki chaahat me tha. Main chahta tha ki agli subah jab meri aankh khule to main yaha jail me na hokar apne bistar par rahu aur uthate hee apna sar khuja kar apni maa se is baare me puchhu ki"main idhar kaise aaya...."
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dusare din wo magic to nahi hua, jo bachpan me aksar hota tha,lekin pata nahi raat ko kisi ne mere upar kambal daal di thi...dusare din jab meri aankh khuli to samay ka koyi aata-pata nahi tha, bas itna maloom tha ki suraj nikal chuka hai....
Main uthkar baith gaya aur Arun, Saurabh ki taraf dekha....phhir jail ki saalankhon ki taraf dekha aur yaad karne laga ki kal raat actual me hua kya tha...
kal raat ki ghatna yaad karte hee mere hath-pair phhool gaye, sar chakrane laga...kuchh samajh me hee nahi aa raha tha ki kya karu, kisase kya bolu...jisase hum sab waha se nikal sake....
main,Arun aur Saurabh waise the to ek hee jagah, lekin hosh me aane ke bahut der baad tak lagbhag ghante bhar baad tak hum teeno me se koyi kuchh nahi bola...hum teeno sirf ek-dusare ka muh taak rahe the...
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"tum me se koyi ek bahar aao...sahab ko baat karni hai..."salaankho ke dusari taraf se hawaldar ne gate khola aur humse bola....
"Arman tu jaa aur jaate hee pair pakad lena...."Saurabh ne apna kambal samet kar mujhse kaha...
Saurabh ke bolte hee main kambal se bahar nikla aur hawaldar ke peechhe-peechhe jaane laga....Hawaldar mujhe seedhe police station ke bahar le gaya aur jab maine aas-paas dekha to samajh gaya ki ye humare college ke paas wala police station hai....
bahar dhoop ki chhav me do kursiya rakhi hui thi ,jisme se ek par Dangi ji baith kar chay ki chuskiya le rahe the aur dusari kursi shayad mere liye thi....hawaldar ke peechhe chalte hue main Dangi ke paas pahucha aur sar jhuka kar khada ho gaya...Dangi ne hawaldar ko waha se jaane ke liye kaha aur mujhe apne saamne wali chair par baithne ka ishara kiya....
"kal raat maine inhe kambal dene ke liye kaha tha...inhone kambal diya tha kya..."
"h..."
"kya..."
"h..ha..haan...diya tha.."
"kis college me padhte ho..."
"GEC...GEC me..."
"kal raat kya hua tha..."
Maine pahli baar S.P. Ki taraf dekha aur bola"Sir, 2 minute dijiye...yaad karke batata hoon..."

 

[The Immortal]

UPDATE 94 -CONTINUE

Jawab me Dangi ji chay ki sirf chuskiya lete rahe...waise to mujhe pura yaad tha ki kal raat kya hua tha...lekin S.P. ke samne main aise hee kuchh bhi bolne ka matlab tha ki khud ke gale me fansi ka fanda fasana....isliye maine unse do minute ka samay manga ,ye sochane ke liye ki mujhe kya bolna chahiye.
do minute ka bolkar main pure 5 minute tak chup baitha raha.tab tak Dangi ji ki chay bhi khatm ho chuki thi aur wo ab meri taraf hee dekhe jaa rahe the.....
"Jai maa kali, jai bhadra kali...har-har mahadev...."andar hee andar bhagwano ke naam ka uchcharan karte hue maine bolna shuru kiya"kal mera birthday tha, isliye hum log party manane ek hotel gaye the..."
"birthday tha...oh, Happy birthday..."
"thank you sir..."S.P. ne jab mujhe birthday wish kiya to mere dil ki ghabrahat aur jeebh ki ladkhadahat thodi kam hui, bole to apun thoda relax feel karne laga kyunki S.P. apun ko ek achchha insaan laga...maine aage kaha"to jab hum log party karke aa rahe the to gadi mera dost Pandey chala raha tha aur uski aankh lag gayi,jiske karan bike seedhe aapke bunglow ke gate se takra gayi..."
ye bolne ke turant baad mujhe Rajshri Pandey ka khayal aaya, kyunki wo bike aur gate ke beech hui takkar ke baad se mujhe nahi dikha tha....
"sale ka kahi upar ka ticket to nahi kat gaya...."maine socha aur innocent si shakl banate hue dangi ji puchha ki mera chautha sathi kaha hai...
"wo behosh ho gaya tha ,abhi filhaal thik hai..."
"wo hai kaha...."
"hospital me...kal raat hee maine use hospital me admit karwa diya tha..."
"bahut bhalamanush police adhikshak hai yar...khamkha main ise gali deta rahta tha..."Jab mujhe pata chala ki Dangi ne Pandey ji ko hospital me admit kara diya hai to maine socha aur S.L. Dangi ke liye izzat mere dil me apne aap aa gayi....
Dangi ji ne chay khatm karne ke baad ek hawaldar ko apne paas bulaya..
"in teeno ka name, permanent address,mobile number lekar inhe jaane do aur koyi case file mat karna...."apni jagah par khade hote hue unhone kaha"aur haan, inki bike bhi chhod dena, student hai...zurmana shayad na bhar paye..."
S.P. ke muh se aise alfaaz sunkar mera dil kiya ki abhich khushi se naachu lekin mera naach dekhkar kahi S.P. Ka mood satak gaya to problem ho sakti hai...isliye main chup-chap khada aur bas chup-chap khada hee raha,lekin maine decide kar liya ki bina kisi musibat ke chhutane ke karan aaj raat jordar daru piyenge....
S.P. sir ne iske baad mujhse kuchh nahi kaha aur waha se jaane lage...unhe jaata dekh mujhe khayaal aaya ki thanks to kahna hee chahiye,kyunki yadi koyi dusara police wala hota to 20-25 hazar ghuste aur ghar me khabar bhi pahuch jati...lekin aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua tha,isliye main Dangi ji ka shukriya ada karne ke liye unke peechhe dauda.....
"thank you ,sir...warna mujhe laga tha ki aaj to gaye kaam se..."
Jawab me S.P. ne sirf ek feeki si muskan di aur aage badh gaye...
"is meharbani ki koyi khas vajah ,sir..."
"Vajah..."usi feeki muskan ke sath S.P. peechhe palte aur hontho ko chabate hue bole"tumhe pata nahi hoga, par tumhare jitna bada mera bhi ek ladka tha.Pichhale saal uske birthday par wo mere paas aaya aur mujhe bola ki 'dad, mujhe aaj raat birthday celebrate karne ke liye kuchh paise chahiye'...use jitne rupaye chahiye the,maine use diya jabki mujhe maloom tha ki wo mere diye hue rupayo ko sirf sharab me uda dega....wo apne birthday ki raat mujhe 'i love you,dad' bolkar gaya aur phhir kabhi wapas nahi aaya...."bolte hue Dangi ji achanak rook gaye....unke rukne ke karan main samajh gaya ki aage kya hua hoga...lekin main unse kya bolu ,ye meri samajh ke bahar tha...kyunki aisi situation ki maine kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki thi aur na hee mere paas aisi situation ke liye koyi readymade dialogue the...isliye mere paas siway chup rahne ke koyi dusara rasta nahi tha....
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"mera beta ,wapas nahi aaya kyunki usne bahut sharab pee rakhi thi aur wapas aate waqt uski bike kisi bhari vahaan se takrayi thi...wo takkar itni bhayanak thi ki jab tak main waha pahucha,mera beta mar chuka tha..."S.P. bolte-bolte phhir chup ho gaye aur rumaal nikalkar apne aankho me rakh liya...
aur main pahle ki tarah ab bhi bejubaan sa wahi ,unke paas khada tha...unhone aage kaha...
"mere bete ke sath-sath bike par do aur ladke the aur wo dono bhi nahi bache... report ke baad pata chala ki sharab sirf mere bete ne pee rakhi thi,baki dono vyarth me hee apni jaan ganwa baithe...ab shayad tum samajh gaye hoge ki meri is meharbani ki kya vajah thi...main chahta to kal raat hee tum sabko chhod sakta tha lekin maine tumhe andar kiya jiska karan ye tha ki tum log bilkul bhi hosh me nahi the aur main nahi chahta tha ki koyi aur durghatna tumhare sath ho....beta, zindagi mili hai mauz-masti karne ke liye na ki narak banane ke liye....chalta hoon..."
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S.P. to waha se chala gaye lekin unke shabd mere kaan me bahut der tak gunjate rahe aur main bina kisi hosh-hawaas ke waha tab tak khada raha ,jab tak ki Arun aur Saurabh ne mujhe aawaz nahi di....
"ye to kamaal ho gaya be..S.P. ne teeno ko aise hee chhod diya...ya to main kisi dusare desh me aa gaya hoon ,jaha daru peekar gadi chalana aur policewale ko gali dena aparadh nahi mana jata ya phhir is desh ka kanoon badal gaya hai,jiski bhanak mujhe nahi lagi hai...."
"desh bhi wahi aur kanoon bhi wahi hai..." aage chalte hue maine kaha...
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Police station se bahar nikalne ke baad hume pata chala ki hum teeno ke kapde jagah-jagah se fat chuke hai aur body me idhar-udhar thodi bahut chote bhi hai....Arun Naveen ki khatara ho chuki bike ko sadak par rengate hue mere sath chal raha tha aur Saurabh humari kal ki footi kismat par soch vichar karte hue thoda peechhe chal raha tha....
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[The Immortal]

Chapter-51:Reversal-2
Update-195
Quote:
Police station se bahar nikalne ke baad hume pata chala ki hum teeno ke kapde jagah-jagah se fat chuke hai aur body me idhar-udhar thodi bahut chote bhi hai....Arun Naveen ki khatara ho chuki bike ko sadak par rengate hue mere sath chal raha tha aur Saurabh humari kal ki footi kismat par soch vichar karte hue thoda peechhe chal raha tha....
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humari kismat kal raat to footi hee lekin sath me humara ek aur chiz bhi toot-foot kar bikhar chuka tha aur wo chiz tha humara jeb....kahne ka matlab ki kal raat jitna udaya uska to koyi hisaab nahi tha lekin Naveen ki bike ka Pandey ji ne jo hashra kiya tha use dekh kar to gala sookh raha tha aur pant geeli ho rahi thi....
"le Arman ,ab tu Naveen ki bike ludhka...main thak gaya "
"hao lawda...jaise main glucose ki dus-barah botal chadha kar aaya hoon...chup chap bike le chal..."bolkar main apni calculation karne laga ki Naveen ki bike kitne me ban jayegi...
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Highway par main ,Arun aage chal rahe the aur Saurabh humse peechhe chalte hue kuchh soch raha tha...ki tabhi uske muh se kuchh shabd sunayi diye.
" Gulabi aankhe jo teri dekhi, deewana ye dil ho gaya...
sambhalo mujhko o mere yaro.... "
"oye Arman, ye lawda kahi satak to nahi gaya...thane se hee iske chal chalan mujhe kuchh thik nahi lag rahe..."Arun ne apni speed thodi badhayi aur mere paas aakar bola...
"kuchh nahi hua, gulabi dress pahan kar ek laundi scooty se gujari hai ,use hee dekh kar gala fad raha hai..."
"chal thik hai lekin Aaj ke baad tune yadi daru ka naam bhi liya to tujhe chakhna bana gapp kar jaunga , sala S.P. badhiya launda tha,isliye aisich hee chhod diya warna koyi dusara hota to lollipop thama deta..."
"abey ,S.P. Fan hai mera...isliye chhod diya,warna tere jaise jhatu ke to seedhe mu me lund deta....chal papa bol..."
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iske baad hum jab tak hostel nahi pahuch gaye tab tak Arun chup hee raha...lekin hostel ke bahar Naveen ki thuki hui bike ko khada karne ke baad usne jordar angdayi li aur bola..."chal moot kar aate hai..."
"main bhi yahich bolne wala tha ,chal...."maine kaha..
"ruko be, mera bhi mood hai..."
iske baad hum teeno hostel se thodi door jhadiyo ke taraf gaye aur pant kholkar khade ho gaye aur waha idhar-udhar pade pattharo par favvara markar hostel ke andar aaye....
Jis waqt hum teeno hostel pahuche us waqt taqriban 12 baj chuke the ,isliye decide kiya ki ab seedhe lunch ke baad ki class attend karenge.aaj ki anchoring ki practice to chhot chuki thi aur main man hee man yahi vinati kar raha tha ki Chhatrapal naraz na ho...iske sath mere man me aur bhi kayi baate chal rahi thi, jaise ki Pandey ji ko hospital se utha kar lana hai, Naveen ki bike chud chuki hai..use iski information bhi deni hai, Naveen gussa na kare, iska bhi plan sochana hai...aur to aur turant 10-12 hazar ka intezaam karna,jisase ki Naveen ki bike ko thik karwaya ja sake....
"abey tum dono aise kyun pade ho, college nahi jana kya..."bathroom se naha-dhokar main apne room me aaya aur apne dono priya mitro ko bistar par audha leta dekh main bhunbhunaya....
"himmat nahi hai ,tu ja college..."
"itne me hee gand fat gayi, falo tum desh ki sewa kya karoge..."
"nahi karni desh ki sewa aur ab tu kat le idhar se..."
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Arun aur Saurabh to hostel me jaate hee so gaye aur main seedhe Canteen ja pahucha...Canteen me har din ki tarah aaj bhi mast bheed thi...mast bheed matlab ,har din ke tarah aaj bhi waha ekdum karri maal thi ,jo maje le-le kar...le-le kar apna pet bhar rahi thi....mere jeb me paise to the nahi ,isliye free me khane ki setting karne main seedhe counter wale ke paas gaya aur use manaya ,badi mushkil se jab canteen wala maan gaya to maine seedhe hee 4 samose ka order diya aur ek khali table par aakar chup-chap baith gaya....
kal ke hue kand se mera dimag hil chuka tha aur dimag ke hilne ke karan ek chiz jo maine gaur ki wo ye ki aaj maine canteen me baithi kisi bhi ladki ko dekhkar man hee man me...'randi..chudail..lawdi...chuda le...' jaise shabdo ka prayog nahi kiya...jabki baki din main college ki kisi ladki ko bas dekh loon mere man ka speaker bas shuru hee ho jata tha,lekin aaj wo speaker silent tha....ye sala mujhe ho kya gaya hai...mere muh se gali kyun nahi nikal rahi..
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"Armaaaan....aaj tum auditorium me kyun nahi aaye..."mujh par cheekhte-chillate hue ek ladki ,jis jagah main baitha tha, waha par khadi hokar boli....
"kaun hai be tu...mera matlab kaun hai aap..."
"dimag hil gaya hai kya..."wo ladki jo khadi thi wo mere samne wali chair par virajmaan hote hue boli
"ek minute..."bolte hue maine apne sar par ek mukka mara aur us ladki ki taraf dekh kar bola"Esha ,hi..."
"yaad aa gaya ki main kaun hoon..."
"bhoola hee kab tha jo yaad karne ki jaroorat ho...wo to is samay mere dimag me dher sare emotions aur feelings chal rahe hai, isliye juban thodi fisal gayi...."
"tum itne laparvaah kaise ho...aaj tumhari vajah se Chhatrapal sir ne mujhe bahut daant sunayi..."
"Esha...dil pe mat lena lekin abhi filhaal tum yaha se patli gali pakad lo..matlab ki yaha se chali jao...kyunki mera 1400 gm ke dimag me already 1400 kilo ka load hai..."
"main kahi nahi ja rahi aur na tum kahi ja rahe ho...mujhe tumse bahut jaroori baat karni hai... "
Esha ke aisa bolte hee main thoda excited ho gaya aur sochane laga ki kahi Esha mujhe i love you to nahi bolne wali .
"meri ,Divya se ladayi ho gayi aaj..."
"oh great...."itna sunte hee main beech me bola..
"kya "
"mera matlab tha too bad, wo to aise hee juban fisal gayi...tum aage bolo "
"phhir usne kaha ki wo mujhse kabhi baat nahi karegi..."
"mindblowing news hai ye to..."
"aaayyyeee "
"mera matlab ki mind-disturb karne wali news hai ye...wo to meri juban fisal gayi...waise mujhe bahut dukh hua ye sunkar...kya batau ekdum se rona aa raha hai, wo to main hee janta hoon ki maine kaise apne moti jaise aansuo ko rok kar rakha hai...tum aage bolo"(abey i love you ,Arman bol...billi )
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Iske baad Esha ne jo pakana shuru kiya ,usase mujhe jordar neend aane lage , maine kayi baar jamhayi bhi mari aur ek-do baar to khuli aankh se jhapki bhi maar li....
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"lekin tum ye sab mujhe kyun bata rahi ho... "
"mere class ki baki ladkiya mujhe arrogant samajhti hai aur wo sab Divya ki taraf hai..."emotional hote hue Divya ne meri taraf dekha aur mujhse puchha"kya main arrogant hoon... "
"haan..."
"kya "
"mera matlab naa tha,wo to juban fisal gayi..."Esha se peechha chhudane ke liye main khada hua aur waha se chalne ka socha...lekin phhir socha ki aise hee khali-peeli jaane me maja nahi aayega ,isliye koyi dialogue maar kar jaana chahiye....Goggle mere aankh me pahle se hee laga hua tha ,isliye maine sirf dialogue ke according apne face ke expresion ko change kiya aur bola...
"itna udas hone ki jaroorat nahi hai kyunki toofano se hamesha ped nahi girte, kabhi-kabhi toofan ped ki jade mazboot bhi kar dete hai...ab chalta hoon "
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[The Immortal]

Update-196
Quote:
"itna udas hone ki jaroorat nahi hai kyunki toofano se hamesha ped nahi girte, kabhi-kabhi toofan ped ki jade mazboot bhi kar dete hai...ab chalta hoon "
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Canteen se nikal kar main seedhe apni class ki taraf badha aur meri mulaqat Aradhna se hui...uske sath uski kuchh friends bhi thi . Kayde ke mutabiq Mujhe Aradhna ko ignore maarkar seedhe class ki taraf badhna chahiye tha aur Aradhna ko chup-chap nikal lena chahiye tha. Main to kayde me hee raha lekin Aradhna ko pata nahi kya khujali thi, jo thik mere samne hilti-dulti muskurati hui kadi ho gayi....
"good afternoon siiiiiirrrr....hiii"
(ye aisi sexy-sexy aawaz nikal kar saabit kya karna chahti hai )
Mujhe dekhkar Aradhna muskura to rahi hee thi,sath me uski saheliya bhi apna bina brush kiya hua daant mujhe dikha rahi thi...
''abey inko hua kya hai, kahi meri zib to nahi khuli hai '' man hee man me aisa sochkar maine neeche dekha ,zib band thi...
"hi sir..."Mere chup rahne ke karan Aradhna ek baar phhir boli....
"bye mam...."bolte hue main turant waha se aage badh gaya ,kyunki mujhe Aradhna ki shakl dekhkar hee maloom chal gaya tha ki wo bahut pakane wali thi....
is samay mere andar kayi sare soch vichar chal rahe the aur jaise hee main gate ke paas pahcha, mera mobile bhi baj utha...Maine mobile nikala, call bade bhaiya ki thi,lekin maine call disconnect karke mobile ko silent me kiya aur class ke andar entry mari.....
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"kaise utar gaya nasha..."mere baithate hee Sulabh ne mujhse puchha...
"mat puchh bhai, sari raat police station me gujaar kar aa rahe hai, Naveen ki bike ka rape ho chuka hai aur main is waqt bahut sari uljhan me fansa hua hai...aur to aur mujhe Albert Einstein ko lekar Aradhna ko chodane ki jo kasam khayi thi use bhi pura karna hai ,sath me chhatrapal ki lines bhi yaad karni hai....lekin sabse badi dikkat abhi ye hai ki sala 10-12 hazar ka jugaad kaha se karu....tere paas ho to udhaari de na..."
"bill gates ki aulaad samajh kar rakha hai kya...jo tune idhar manga aur maine tujhe udhar de diya...."
"chal koyi baat nahi,shaam tak kuchh na kuchh to soch hee lunga, abhi to ye bata ki CS branch me koyi tere jaan-pahchan wala ladka hai kya, jo bharosemand ho..."
"nahi hai..."bina ek pal ganwaye Sulabh ne jawaab diya...
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Sulabh apna ek hath desk par rakhkar apna thobda us hath par tikaye hue tha aur jab usne ek second soche bina hee na me jawab de diya to mera pura khoon jal gaya aur maine uska wo hath,jo desk par rakh tha use pakad kar hila diya jiske baad Sulabh ke sar aur desk ka ek pyari aawaz ke sath adbhut milan hua.
"ab bol ,hai koyi pahchan ka..."
"ek minute ruk..sochane de.."apne sar ko sahlate hue Sulabh ne kaha..."ek launda hai , naam hai Avadhesh Gilhare...CS ka banda hai aur ekdum bharosemand hai...waise kaam kya hai..."
"top secret, tu aaj shaam ko meri meeting fix kar de,..."
"meeting fix karne par mujhe kya milega "
"lund milega ,chahiye... bol to abhi de du..."
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Jaisa shaq mujhe canteen me ho raha tha ,us shaq ka keeda class me bhi mere andar paida hua....maine class ki ladkiyo ko dekha aur socha ki abhich main inhe maha bhayankar galiya dunga...ek-do ko gali di bhi..lekin phhir mujhe khud bura laga ki main kyun inhe faltu me galiya de raha hoon...bechari kitni achchhi hai.dusare branch ki ladkiyo ki tarah ye kam se kam bhaav to nahi khati wo baat alag hai ki inhe koyi bhaav nahi deta.....
.college ke dusari ladkiyo ki tarah ye kisi ladke ka jeb bhi nahi marti...kitni susheel, sanskari, mehanati, balwan ,pahalwan ladkiya hai.hum mechanical walo ko to garv hona chahiye ki humare class me itni shaktishali naariya hai.
Apne class ki naari shakti ka dil hee dil me prashansa karte hue main unhi naariyo ki taraf hohtho me muskan liye dekh bhi raha tha ki ek naari ki nazar mujh par padi aur mujhe muskurata hua dekh, usne bahut dheere se kuchh kaha aur yadi maine us naari ki lip reading sahi ki thi to uske anusaar wo naari mujhe "kuttam,kameena, besharam..." kah rahi thi
"abey tere ko gali de rahi hai kya..."
"haan..."
"kyun ?"
"kyunki , the quality and quantity of the 'GR'(giving respect) is not proportional to the 'TR'.the value of TR is directly depends upon the human factor.which is denoted by 'H'. "
"bas bhai rahne de...sab samajh gaya..."
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College ke baad maine Naveen ko kal ki ghatna ke baare me sab kuchh bata diya.Pahle-pahal to Naveen ki gand hee fat gayi aur pelam pel gusse ke sath mujhse bhidne ko taiyaar ho raha tha lekin jab maine use aashavashan diya ki main uski bike ek hafte ke andar pahle ke maafiq chaka chak karwa dunga to wo kuchh thanda hua aur mujhe dher sari warning dekar chalta bana....
kal ki birthday party me maine kya paya ye to maloom nahi lekin Naveen ab mere sath kabhi bhi kisi party me nahi jayega, ye us waqt mujhe yakeen ho chuka tha,phhir chahe wo welcome ya farewell party hee kyun na ho...kyunki wo maha-famous kahawat hai na ki 'doodh ka jala chhaj bhi fook fook kar peeta hai '
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Dusare din college jane se kuchh der pahle hostel ke public bathroom me main aur Saurabh naha rahe the ki mujhe kuchh jaroori kaam yaad aaya, maine Saurabh ko aawaz di...
"kya hua..."
"abey ,wo Naveen ke bike wale case ka maine settlement kar diya hai,tum logo ko ab kuchh nahi karna...bas dhayi-dhayi hazar dene hai..."
"bose dk saabun fek upar se, kab se lekar baitha hai..."
"ye le..."maine saabun upar se uski taraf fek di aur bola"beta ,lund-wand me saabun mat laga lena...warna gaand laal kar dunga..."
"ye bata paise kab dena hai, mere account me to abhi filhaal chavvani tak nahi hai..."
"to beta, uncle ji ko phone karo aur bolo ki kitaabe kharidani hai...."
"dekhta hoon ,shayad baat ban jaye..."
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Iske baad hum dono chup-chap shower chalu karke nahate rahe aur jab mujhe saabun ki jaroorat hui to main chillaya aur Saurabh ne saabun meri taraf feka.....
"abey ek baat bata, ye saabun me jo tere baal hai ,wo sar ke hee hai na ya jhaat ke baal hai..."
"gand mara tu, main to chala ab..."
"abey rook...ek baat bata ye kallu ki bahan tujhe kaisi lagti hai..."
"thik hee hai, chodega kya usko..."
"soch raha hoon set kar loon...aur mast bajau..."
"phhir mere ko bhi chodane ke liye dena na...."
"abey prasad hai kya,jo sabme batunga...."
"jab tu Aradhna ke peechhe padega to Esha ko chhod dega...."
"chutiya hai kya...Esha se main dil se pyar karunga aur Aradhna ke sath lund se pyar karunga...waisi uske doodh mast hai, ek baar dabane ko mil jaaye to sala pura doodh hee nikal loon...waise wo mujhe line bahut deti hai, jab dekho sir-sir karte hue sar khane aa jati hai..."
Maine apni baat khatm ki aur Saurabh ke comments ka intezaar karne laga ki wo ab kuchh bolega, ab kuchh bolega...lekin jab wo kuchh nahi bola to mera matha thanka aur maine bathroom ki nal me pair rakhkar upar se uski taraf dekha....
"bose dk ,mutth mar raha hai tu, lawde kitna ashleel launda hai be tu...tharki sale..."
"chup rah be bhosadchod, last stage hai.....aahhhhh...yaaahhh maja aa gaya, la be saabun fek idhar kal ke badle aaj hee naha leta hoon...kaun lawda har roj thandi me nahaye..."
"laad mera ,saabun dega...ab aise hee naha..."
"bhar le apna saabun aur jitna tu ladkiyo ke boobs ke baare me sochta hai na ,utna yadi books ke baare me sochta to har saal annual function par 15 hazar pata..."
"baat to teri sahi hai balak ,lekin i love boobs more than books "
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Ekdum badhiya se taiyar hokar hum log college pahuche.Arun , Saurabh to class me chale gaye aur main bag rakhkar auditorium ki taraf badha...
ab jab meri partner Esha thi aur aaj kal usase meri badhiya banti bhi thi to isme ab koyi shaq nahi ki main sabse pahle usi ke paas jaunga, ek do baar Chhatru ka diya hua mannual padhunga...Esha se do chaar majak karunga aur phhir ek ghante tak stage me kabhi wo bolegi aur kabhi main bolunga...kabhi wo mujhse chhedkhani karegi(as a part of our funtion) aur kabhi main uski lunga (dil se ).... kal humare beech kya tha aur kal humare beech kya hoga,un sabki parvaah kiye bina main ekdum bindaas hokar Esha ke sath pura ek ghanta beetata tha...is ummid me ki kal jab wo peechhe mud kar apne beete dino ko yaad karegi to kahi na kahi, kisi na kisi vajah se yaad to jaroor karegi aur jab wo mujhe yaad karegi to ye jaroor sochegi ki......maloom nahi kya sochegi , lekin kuchh jaroor sochegi itna maloom hai
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"good morning, baithiye..."mere Esha ke paas jate hee Esha ne bade aadar ke sath kaha...
"ye itna respect kyun de rahi hai, kahi ye mujhe man hee man apna husband to nahi maan rahi "man hee man me imagination thokte hue maine Esha se kaha"kya baat hai, aaj itna respect de rahi hai..."
"respect to aaj Chhatrapal sir denge...wo bhi bade respect se..."
"ye sun...ye chhatru patru ka dar kisi aur ko dikhaya kar..."aage wali seat par dono pair rakh kar maine kaha"ek andar ki baat batata hoon, ye jo chavvani chhap chhatru hai na, ye college ke baad mujhse hee anchoring ke tips leta hai aur yaha aakar sabko batata hai...aur to aur ye mera bahut bada fan bhi hai ,yadi yakin na ho to uska mobile dekhna kabhi...meri photo laga kar rakha hua hai. "
"sach..."Esha haste hue boli...
"main kabhi jhooth bhi bolta hoon kya , ab jab baat shuru ho hee gayi hai to andar ki ek aur baat batata hoon...yaha Chhatrapal ko sab sir kahte hai ,lekin bahar chhatrapal mujhe sir kahta hai...tujhe yakin na ho to mere class walo se puchh lena..."
Isi ke sath maine jo fekayi chalu ki ,wo badhte samay ke sath badhti hee gayi aur Esha haste hee ja rahi thi...
"are itna hee nahi ,last year ke annual function ke time to is chhatru ne mujhe raat ke 2 baje call kiya aur bola ki 'Arman sir, mujhe ek speech taiyar karni hai..aap thodi madad kar do na' .lekin maine saaf mana kar diya aur isne dusare din bhi raat ke 2 baje call kiya aur bola ki 'Arman sir...aapse jyada hoshiyaar,talented aur smart banda to pure college me kya,pure india me nahi hai...main to kahta hoon ki pure universe me nahi hai...please meri help kijiye...' uske baad janti hai ,kya hua..."
"kya hua.."ek pal ke liye apni hansi rok kar Esha boli aur phhir hasne lagi...
"uske baad maine socha ki iski help kar hee deni chahiye,bechara kitna pareshan hai aur uske baad maine aisi speech taiyar ki..ki log aaj tak uski tareef karti hai...lekin kisi ko maloom nahi ki us speech me kewal aawaz chhatrapal ki thi, kalam,syahi,pratibha meri thi..."bolte hue main ruka aur Esha ko haste hue dekhne laga....
"i love you, Esha..."josh hee josh me hosh khote hue maine kaha
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[The Immortal]

Update-197
Quote:
"i love you, Esha..."josh hee josh me hosh khote hue maine kaha
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Mere i love you bolne ke sath hee do jabarjast dhamake hue...pahla ye ki ek ore jaha mera chapad-chapad karta hua muh band hua ,wahi Esha ka hasta khilkhilata hua chehra aise laal hua ,jaise use kisi ne ek jhapad raseed diya ho...in gori ladkiyo ki yahi problem hai ,zara si feeling diya nahi ki chehra laal kar leti hai...
Esha ka laal chehra dekhkar khayal aaya ki yaha se bhaag loon ,lekin phhir maine socha ki usase kya hoga kyunki kal to milna hee padega...
iske baad mere saamne do raste aur aaye ,pahla ye ki main Esha ko ye bol du ki 'ye to aise hee mazak-mazak me ,josh-josh me bol gaya...mere sabhi shabd kalpanik hai aur in shabdo ka haqiqat aur vastavikta se koyi lena-dena nahi hai ' lekin ye koyi gali nahi thi ,jo aise hee muh se nikal jaye...maine Esha ko i love you bola tha aur yadi usne apna zara sa bhi brain use kiya aur flashback me jakar uske prati meri harkato ko usne remind kiya to phhir wo jaan jati ki mere dil me kahi na kahi ,kisi na kisi kone uske liye waisa kuchh hai, jaisa kuchh maine abhi kaha hai...
dusara rasta mere paas jo tha wo ye ki main turant Esha se haste hue kahu ki' just joking re...dil pe mat le'
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mere paas do raaste the aur maine dusare raaste ko apnane ka socha lekin phhir 5 second baad maine socha ki kyun na dono hee raasto ko combine kar diya jaye...kyunki bahana bhi maro to kuchh level ka bahana maro...ye aad jhat bahana marne se kya fayda.....isliye maine kaha...
"shakal aisi kyun bana rakhi hai , gharwalo ne auto kiraye ke paise nahi diye kya aur abhi jo maine last line boli ,wo to aisich dhokhe se nikal gaya...serious mat ho..."
Jawab me Esha silent hokar apna laal chehra naa me hilate rahi aur honth ko daant se chabane lagi....Esha ka rang-roop ,haal-chal dekhkar mujhe aisa laga jaise ki baat bani nahi...isliye maine apne dusare plan ko bhi activate kiya aur bola...
"just joking re...actually main Aradhna ko 'i love you' bolna chahta tha..tu to janti hee hogi use, first year me padhti hai...usich se apun fatat le pyar karta hai aur do din se lagataar use i love you bolne ki practice kar rela hoon...aur abhi kuchh der pahle achanak mere muh se wo line nikal gayi,jiski practice main pichhale do din se kar raha hoon....tujhe yakin nahi hoga ,par Aradhna ko i love you bolne ke chakkar me main hostel ke aadhe ladko ko i love you bol chuka hoon...matlab ki mujhse jo bhi thodi der baat karta hai ,mere muh se uske liye i love you ,nikal jata hai..."
"to ye baat hai, ek pal ke liye to meri saans hee ruk gayi thi..."bolte hue Esha aise lambi-lambi saanse bharne lagi, jaise main cigarette ke kash lete waqt bharta hoon....
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"haan ,yahi baat hai...
"(achchha hua maan gayi...) ,iske baad maine socha ki jab teer kamaan se nikal hee chuka hai to kyun na thoda-bahut zakhm bhi de diya jaye..
"waise tujhe kya laga tha ki maine tujhe i love you,kaha hai...chal hat, tujhme aisa hai hee kya, jo main tujhe i love you ,kahunga...tujhe anchoring me jhel raha hoon,wahi bahut hai...waise i love you Esha...dil se..."bolte hue maine jeebh fisalne ki acting ki aur phhir kaha"dekha tune, main phhir se tujhe i love you kah diya...jabki main tujhe i love you nahi kahna chahta ,lekin phhir bhi i love kah de raha hai...i really love you, i really like you from my inside and outside of the heart....maa kasam , i love you..."
Jeebh fisalne ka bahana karke mujhse jitani baar ho saka maine utni baar Esha ko i love you ,kaha...aur use maloom tak nahi chala ki meri jeebh nahi fisal rahi,wo to main apne dil ki bhadaash nikal raha hoon...jo char saal se andar dabi hui thi...fala kitna jordar acting karta hoon main ,mujhe to oscar milna chahiye .
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Main apni chalaki aur hoshiyari par andar hee andar khud ko shabaashi de hee raha tha ki Esha waha se uthi aur saamne ki row par baithe hue baki students ke paas pahuch gayi...waha jakar Esha ne Aradhna ke kaan me kuchh kaha ,jiske baad Aradhna peechhe palti aur mujhe dekhte hue usne aankh mari...
"BC, ise kya hua... "Aradhna ka wo aankh marna mujhe aise laga ,jaise kisi ne mere hath me bijali ke taar thama diye ho....
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"Aradhna se tuhe kya kaha...jo wo aisi amaanviya , asanvaindhanik harkat kar rahi hai..."Esha jab mere paas wapas aayi to maine jhatke se puchha...
"tumhe to mujhe thanks kahna chahiye...maine tumhara kaam kar diya..."
"kaisa kaam, kaunsa kaam, kis tarah ka kaam..."
"maine Aradhna se jaakar kaha ki ,tum usase bahut pyar karte ho...lekin kahne me sharma rahe ho..."
"lag gaye L..."saamne khali stage ki taraf dekhte hue main badbadaya...
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Kuchh der pahle jaha main apni hoshiyari par gumaan kar raha tha wahi ab mere aankho ke saamne andhera chha raha tha...
"pahli baar kisi ne pyar se thoka hai...beta Arman ,tu to chuda ab..."dil hee dil me Esha ko koste hue maine usase kaha"main zaroor sapna dekh raha hoon...hai na..."
"no, its true..she accepted your proposal..."
"really...meri to khushi ka thikana hee nahi hai,.. "(gand maraye proposal...)
"kamaal karte ho Arman, maine tumhara itna bada kaam kiya aur tumne mujhe ek thanks tak nahi kaha..."
"thank you, thank you very much...main itna jyada khush hoon ki tumhe bata nahi sakta, dil kar raha hai ki jakar Chhatrapal ko ek thappad maar du ya phhir apne hostel ki chhat se khushi ke mare neeche kood ho jaun... , i love you Esha, really love you...Albert Einstein aur Newton baba ki kasam ,i love you... "
"phhir se tumhari jubaan fisal gayi, ispar lagaam lagao...warna dusari ladkiyo ko kaha to kahi sandal na pad jaye...meri baat alag hai ,main ek mature ladki hoon "
"khaakh mera mature hai...zehar pila ke bolti hai ki mujhe thanks kaho... "Esha ki taraf dekhkar main badbadaya...
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[The Immortal]

Update-198
Quote:
"khaakh mera mature hai...zehar pila ke bolti hai ki mujhe thanks kaho..."Esha ki taraf dekhkar main badbadaya...
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Shuru me to mujhe ye laga ki Esha ne mujhe ye kis musibat me fek diya hai ,lekin Anchoring ki practice karne ke dauran jab maine Aradhna ko dekha to mera 1400 gm ka dimag kuchh ghooma aur meri x-ray type nazar Aradhna ke seene se hoti hue uske taango ke beech me se jab guzari to mera ang-ang fadakne laga....
Practice ke baad maine Esha ko dil se shukriya kaha aur Aradhna mujhe pakde ,usase pahle hee lagbhag bhagte hue waha se apni class ki taraf ho liya....Pata nahi mere andar achanak se itani khushi kyun ghar kar gayi thi ki kuchh der tak tez chalne ke baad main daudane laga aur Mechanical ,4th year ki class ke gate ke paas drift maarkar fisalte hue direct class ke andar aa gaya....Dusari class shuru ho chuki thi aur IIT,Roorkee se humare phd holder , shree J.K. Agrawal ji Robotics ki class le rahe the...bole to mechanical department ke hod ki class chal rahi thi...
"May i come in, Sir..."Class ke andar aakar maine puchha ,kyunki daudate hue drift marne ke karan main 2 foot class ke andar dakhil ho chuka tha....
"abhi kyun permission mangi, apni seat par baithkar ,'may i come in, sir' bolte..."
"sorry sir..."do kadam peechhe hatkar maine kaha"may i come in sir.."
"aa jao..."
"thank you sir.."bolte hue main andar aaya aur jakar sabse peechhe wali seat par baith gaya....
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waise to class kisi bhi teacher ki ho, main baat karta hee tha,lekin hod sir ko main thoda respect deta tha ,isliye unki class me main chup rahta tha ,lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki main baat nahi karta tha...hod sir ki class me hum log written format me discussion karte the....
"itna khush kyun hai be gandul, kisi ne chusa diya kya..."Arun apni copy par ye likhkar saamne hod sir ki taraf dekhne laga...
"maine ek maal pata li hai..."maine reply kiya...
"kya baat karta hai,..chodu mat bana, sach bata..."
"are lawda sach me tere bhai ne laundiya set kar li...badi dudharu ladki hai..."
"kaun hai..? "
"Aradhna...apne kaliye ki door ki bahan..."
"oye BC,...main bhi chodunga..."
"pahle main to chod loon... "
"ok, ab saamne dekh, nahi to hod chodega..."
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Iske baad Robotics ki puri class me humare beech kuchh aisi hee chhoti-moti..idhar-udhar ki baate written format me hui aur jab shree J.K. Agrawal ji class se gaye to Arun bola....
"kyun be, saat semester tak to Esha ka bada sachcha aashiq bana firta tha, ab kaha gayi teri aashiqi..."
"Ye Aradhna to L wali hai...dabao, dalo aur dhakke maro...bas"
"lekin mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai , tune ladki badal li hai to kahi tujhe Aradhna se pyar na ho jaye...maine bahut se laundo ko dekha hai, jo pahle to sirf choot ke liye ladki patate hai lekin phhir choot marte-marte chutiya bankar usi ladke ke aage-peechhe ghoomate hai..."
"abey bakchod hote hai ,wo launde..."
"dekh ke beedu, kahi Aradhna se pyar na ho jaye..."
"you can change the girl...not love. Tension naa le, kuchh nahi hoga..."bolte hue maine samne wale ladke ko mazak hee mazak me ek jhapad mara aur phhir khud ki tareef karte hue bola"fala ,kya dialogue mara hai.. 'you can change the girl..not love' ...taali baja be"
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Next class Chhatrapal ki thi aur Chhatrapal ekdum correct time par class me pahucha...class me aate hee usne 'business Ethics, Economy, Environment' jaise boring topic par apna boring bhasad shuru kar diya aur idhar humari baat-chit bhi jaari thi...
"NSUI ka form bharega, President ke liye..."Arun ki jagah abhi-abhi shift hue Sulabh ne puchha...
"bakwas kaamo ke liye, i have no time...dusara dukaan dhundo babuji..."
"sach bol be, jaise phhir kisi dusare ko main dhundu..."
"bola na...bakwas kaamo ke liye mere paas time nahi hai aur waise bhi i hate khangress.."
"i hate khangress , sach me...phhir first year me kyun lada tha..."
"us samay apne ko jaroorat thi..isiliye , ab nahi hai isliye nahi lad raha..."
"kitna selfish hai be tu ..."
"chup kar be, ek pappu kam hai kya ,jo main dusara banu aur English me ek sentence hai 'No argument ,please'..."
"lad lena be...mast daru ki party milegi..."
"jo meri pahli baat na mane uske liye english me ek dusara sentence bhi hai' go to hell '..."
"gand mara..."
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Lunch hua aur meri puri mandali har din ki tarah canteen ke liye ravana hui...mere dosto ko Aradhna aur meri setting ki jaankari ho chuki thi aur wo sab halke-fulke jokes, comments mujhpar pele pade the, jaise ki main Aradhna ka dhoodh dabaunga to wo kya bolegi, jab main uski choot me ungali karunga to wo kaise kasmasayegi, react kaise karegi wagerah-wagerah......is beech Saurabh mere bagal me khada tha aur use pata nahi kyun, par meri parvaah ho rahi thi ki Aradhna meri zindagi me ek toofan lekar aayegi, shayad usne us toofan ko bahut pahle bhaanp liya tha, jiski bhanak tak mujhe us waqt nahi thi...
"Aradhna ,kuchh sahi nahi lag rahi be..."Mujhe ,mere dosto se thoda aage lejakar Saurabh ne mere kaan me kaha...
"kyun ,kya hua..."
"mana ki har kutte ka din aata hai aur use ladki chodane ko mil jati hai...lekin tera din abhi nahi aaya hai..."
"tu mere sath MBA-MBA khel raha hai kya..jo baat ko yun ghuma firakar bol raha hai, seedhe-seedhe bol na..."
"seedhe-seedhe main ye bolna chahta hoon ki , jo ladki badi aasani se razi ho jati hai ,wo kabhi aasani se peechha nahi chhodati..."
"tu faltu me tension le raha hai, mere paas back up plan hai..."
"aur kya hai wo tera back up plan..."
"tu lawda ,pahle thoda door chal..aane-jane wale log faltu me mujhe gay samajh rahe hai..."Saurabh ko dhakka dete hue maine kaha"aur abhi filhaal mere paas koyi back up plan nahi hai lekin baad me bana lunga..."
"soch le koyi bhi insaan ,do naav me pair rakhega to doobega hee..."
"beta main ,jack sparrow hoon aur according to jack sparrow zindagi sirf ek samjhauta hai...jisase abhi haal-filhaal me kaam bane ,wo samjhauta karo, baki kal ki kal dekh lenge..."
"soch le...mera personally experience hai, zindagi jhand ho jati hai ,aisi ladkiyo ke karan..."
"zindagi kabhi har sire se khushahaal nahi rahegi mere dost aur jitani jaldi ho sake hume iski aadat daal leni chahiye..."
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Canteen me pahuchkar finally Saurabh ka muh band hua aur maine chain ki saans li kyunki mere aadha dozen dialogues jo maine future ke liye bacha rakhe the, wo Saurabh ko samjhane me waste ho chuke the...
Canteen me apna pet bharte hue mujhe Aradhna apne saheliyo ke sath dikhi aur Auditorium me jo maine socha tha , use karne ke liye maine apne dosto ko bye kahkar seedhe Aradhna ke paas pahucha...
"chal uth.."
"kya hua sir..."sharmate hue Aradhna boli...
"tujhse pyar karne ka mood ho raha hai, ab chal..."
Mere itna kahte hee Aradhna jhat se khadi hui aur apne saheliyo ko wo direct class me milegi bolkar mere sath bahar aayi....
"tu bhi apun pe flat thi kya, jo auditorium me turant peechhe palatkar aankh maar di..."Canteen ke bahar Aradhna ko rok-kar maine kaha...
"maine thik kiya na..."
Shuru me socha ki Aradhna se bolu ki'kya ghanta thik gaya, gand fat ke hath me aa gayi thi meri ,us waqt' ....lekin phhir socha ki wo ladki hai aur sath me meri item bhi ,isliye maine usi baat ko thoda ghuma-firakar kaha...
"kya khaakh thik hai, sharam naam ki koyi chiz hai ki nahi tere andar...aise bhi koyi aankh marta hai kya, janti hai tera kya impression pada mujhpar...mujhe dekh ,main kitna sharif hoon, maine khud tujhse apne be-panah pyar ka izahaar na karke Esha ke dwara apne pyar ka izahaar kiya aur ek tu hai ,jo seedhe aav na dekha taav aur aankh lapka di...ye to kisi bhi tarah ,kisi bhi angle se acceptable nahi hai, mana ki tu bhi mujhe love karti hai lekin aisa bhi kya hai jo seedhe palatkar aankh hee maar de.tujhe pata nahi mujhe heart attack hee aa gaya tha, yadi main mar jata to ...kaun jimmedari leta uski, ye aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka to chaal-chalan hee mujhe samajh nahi aata , jab dekho muh fade baithi rahti hai ki , Arman bas ek ishara kar de...mana ki main bahut handsome hoon lekin aisa bhi kya hai ki bas mauka mila nahi ki mujhpar toot padi...mujhe dekh kitne sharifi se rahta hoon,bakayada tum ladkiyo ki bharpoor izzat karta hoon, tu aisa nahi kar sakti kya...yadi nahi kar sakti to abhi bol de, baad ka lafda nahi mangta apun ko..."
"sorry..."bolte hue Aradhna lagbhag rone ko ho gayi...
"teri to...ab ye kya hai,...kuchh bola nahi ki rona chalu, aise karegi to kaise chalega...ladki hai na tu ...to Rani Lakshami bai bankar yun rone ke bajay mujhe seedhe ek thappad bhi to maar sakti hai na...aise rote rahegi ye sochkar ki main tujhe shant karaunga to ye teri galat fahmi hai. Main bilkul bhi us type ka ladka nahi hoon, jis type ka tu samajh rahi hai...meri girl friend bani hai matlab kuchh rules, kuchh regulation, kuchh niyam, kuchh kayde-kanoon se rahna seekh...shaam tak tere paas meri girlfriend banne ke jo 'terms and conditions' hai wo main pahucha dunga, use achchhe se padh lena aur waisa hee karna...warna main apne liye koyi dusara boyfriend dhoond lena...ab rona band kar aur haste hue mujhse chipak kar chal, ek dost se milwana hai...tujhe..."
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Aradhna ko chup karakar maine college ki seedhiya chadhi aur seedhe CS branch ki class ki taraf pahucha...jaha kallu mujhe bahar hee mil gaya...
"abey oye kaliye ,idhar aa...kisi se milwana hai tujhe "
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