Romance 8TH SEMESTER ! (Completed)

[The Immortal]

Update-209
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Waise to mere sath bahut saari dikkate judi hui hai lekin jaise sapne mujhe aate hai ,unki to baat hee alag hai...Main zindagi me sabse jyada teen baar dara hoon aur teeno baar main neend me tha.yani ki mere paas aise teen darawane sapne hai ,jo meri ab tak faad kar rakh dete hai....adhiktar sapne me dekhe gaye incident hosh me aane ke baad yaad nahi rahte ,lekin jin teen sapno ki baat main kar raha hoon, unka har ek pal jehan me aise basa hai jaise wo aam sapna na hokar (a+ b )²=a²+ 2ab +b² ka formula ho....bole to full yaad hai...
mere top three horrible dream me third number aata hai 'A Dead dream' ka jiske baare me aap sab jaante hee hoge...dusara number aata hai ,us sapne ka jisme main raat ko achanak kisi jungle me hota hoon aur bas bhagta rahta hoon, phhir achanak mujhe ek mandir dikhta hai ,jaha kuchh log aadmiyo ki bali de rahe the....jab main bhag kar waha pahuchta hoon to wo log mujhe dekh lete hai aur mujhe pakad kar rassi se bandh dete hai....us waqt waha us mandir me kul chaar log the jinke chehre mujhe aaj tak yaad hai...un charo me se ek , ek aadmi ka gala halaal karta hai aur mujhe kahta hai ki "agli baari teri hai ,taiyar ho ja...."aur uske baad fatak se meri neend khul jati hai aur ye sab sapna tha ,iske liye main uparwale ka dil hee dil me shukriya ada karta hoon....three horrible dream ki is list me first number par jo sapna hai usme maine khud ko marte hue dekha hai aur main bata nahi sakta ki khud ko marte hue dekhna kaisa lagta hai...i think i should start a thread with title'My horrible dreams'
Well, main ye bakwas isliye kar raha hoon kyunki us raat jab main pelam-pel daru peekar...deewar ka sahara lekar soya tha to mujhe sapne me Atindra dikha....ye mere sath aisa pahli baar ho raha tha ki jab koyi dream jo main pahle dekh chuka hoon , wo dobara se mujhe dikhayi de raha tha...matlab ki jis sapne ko maine 5 saal pahle dekha tha, wo repeat ho raha tha....scene wahi tha, main neend se utha to shaam ho chuki thi aur hostel me shor macha hua tha, pahle ki tarah maine is baar bhi khud ko kosa ki main itni der tak kaise sota raha aur phhir jis taraf halla mach raha tha us taraf bhaga ,jaha bathroom me Atindra ki body latki hui thi...uske baad meri neend khuli aur scene ab bhi bilkul waisa hee tha ,jaise ki 5 saal pahle tha...mere hosh me aate hee mera ghutna deewar par jor se takraya tha.
Waise kahne ko to sab kuchh waisa hee tha aur meri fat bhi waisi hee rahi thi lekin isme ek baat jo nayi thi wo ye ki mujhe abki baar maloom tha ki ye ek sapna hai aur sirf ek sapna....jaisa ki mere is 'A Dead dream' ki ending 5 saal pahle hui thi , waisi ab bhi ho rahi thi ,yani ki jis hall me main khana kha raha tha waha se sabhi ladke achanak hee eka-ek gayab ho gaye aur mera wo marhoom dost zameen me bikhare hue anaaj ke dano ko apne hatho se bator raha tha.....
"Arman..."apni laal aankho se usne mujhe dekha....
"tang aa chuka hoon is MC se, BC jab dekho tab tapak padta hai...."mera ye bolna mere sapne me ye dusari nayi chiz thi, jo 5 saal pahle nahi hua tha....
"tu Atindra...main teri maa chod dunga ,yadi dobara mujhe kabhi dikha to...BC har chiz ki koyi limit hoti hai .beta abhi hostel ke laundo ko bulwakar teri rooh ka rape kar dunga....aur ye tu jo khana bator raha hai use kya apne gand me bharega, chal nikal ,lawda mujhe darane aaya hai...."haste hue maine sapne me kaha aur idhar dusari taraf neend me haste hue meri neend khuli.....
"ab kabhi nahi aayega BC sapne me, finally i won..."hath uthate maine khud ko shabashi di aur uth kar khada hua....
Abhi sirf 6 baje the ,isliye maine jacket taana aur ek cigarette jala kar hostel ke bahar aa gaya....Hostel ke bahar aakar main sadak par chalte hue girls hostel ki taraf badha....
waise to meri neend 9 baje ke pahle kabhi nahi khulti thi lekin aaj jab main subah 6 baje uthkar bahar aaya to mujhe mere college ke baare me kuchh alag hee chize maloom hui, jaise ki hostel ki kuchh ladkiya ,shorts pahankar subah-subah daudane jaati hai....kuchh ladkiya apne sport ki practice bhi karti hai ,jinme ladke bhi shamil rahte hai.....
"ab samjha sala ki aise chutiya log maal kaise pata lete hai...ye fale, subah-subah ladkiyo ke hath me apna lund thama dete hai jise ladkiya tham bhi leti hai....BC kal se main bhi subah 6 baje uthkar practice me jaunga...ek na ek to zaroor pategi..."
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Hostel ke bahar main taqriban aadha ghanta tak tahalta raha aur phhir wapas hostel aa gaya...hostel aakar maine Arun aur Saurabh ko bhi apna ye plan bataya ,lekin unhone saaf mana kar diya ki wo 6 baje nahi uthenge,,..
"beta ,yadi subah 6 baje Katrina Kaif apna chut bhi dikha rahi ho na tab bhi main nahi jaunga....9 baje uthna mera janmsiddh adhikar hai,jise koyi nahi chheen sakta "Arun toothpaste ungali se ghiste hue bola"aur lawde ,aaj college se aate time yaad dilana brush lena hai..."
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College me sab kuchh baki din ki tarah normal hee hua siway meri aur Aradhna ki baat-chit ke aalawa...matlab maine usase pahli baar chhutt kaha ki main uske sath sex karna chahta hoon aur usne bhi full josh ke sath haan kaha aur phhir time fix ho gaya....time lunch ke baad ka tha aur venue Avadhesh ka room tha, Avadhesh ek flat lekar college ke hee kuchh ladko ke sath rahta tha...Avadhesh ne mujhe lunch me hee apne flat ka address ,flat ki key ke sath diya aur kaha ki college khatm hone ke tak main apna kaam nipta loon aur ye baat main kisi ko na batau, khaskar ke uske flat partners ko......
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"tujhe Aids vagerah to nahi hai na..."Avadhesh aur uske dosto ke flat me pahuchkar maine Aradhna se puchha....
hum dono flat ke andar aaye aur maine darwaza lock kiya....
"tum ye sab kyun puchh rahe ho..."
"kyunki main condom nahi laya...."
"to tumhe dar hai ki yadi mere jariye tumhe aids hua to tum mar jaoge..."
"dar mujhe marne ka nahi hai janeman...dar mujhe aids hone ke baad ki life ka hai...."apna pant utarte hue maine kaha....
"mere kapde tum utaroge ya main khud utaru..."bistar par lete hue Aradhna boli...
"uski fikar tum bilkul mat karo ,wo to main utar hee lunga, lekin pahle ye bata ki muh me legi kya....bahut maza aayega.....mujhe aur shayad tujhe bhi..."
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[The Immortal]

Update-210
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"uski fikar tum bilkul mat karo ,wo to main utar hee lunga, lekin pahle ye bata ki muh me legi kya....bahut maza aayega.....mujhe aur shayad tujhe bhi..."
"maine pahle hee kaha hai siiirrr..."bistar par uthkar baithte hue Aradhna boli...
waise to main koyi dariyadil insaan nahi hoon lekin ye bolte hue Aradhna ne jaise apna muh banaya use dekhkar maine socha hatao yaar, agli baar kar lenge waise bhi abhi to aadha 8th semester baki hai.....
"okay..."bolkar main bhi uske barabar bistar me baitha aur Aradhna ko dekhne laga....
Waise to mere paas logic, tricks ka pitara hai .lekin Google maharaj ki kripa se main thoda bahut eye reading bhi kar leta hoon,jo ki adhiktar sahi nahi hoti ,lekin kabhi-kabhi sach hoti hai....Aradhna is waqt mujhe dekhkar kaanp rahi thi.Maine uski taraf dekha wo thoda sa ghabrayi hui thi , jaise ki ye uska first time ho....
"iske pahle kiya hai..."
"na...mm haan...ek baar..."
"great..."thoda ,peechhe hat kar maine puchha"kaha, kab ,kiske sath..."
"wo...gaanv me ek ladke ne jabarjasti ki thi khet me...."kanpte hue Aradhna boli...
"too bad, uske baad kya hua..."
"uske baad main sirf badnaam hui aur kuchh nahi hua...."
"aisa kya..."iske baad maine aage kuchh nahi puchha ,kyunki maine andaza laga liya tha ki jis ladke ne Aradhna ke sath jabarjasti chudayi machayi thi ,wo koyi bade baap ka launda hoga aur phhir ya to un logo ne Aradhna ke baap ko dhamki di hogi ya phhir paise....filhaal main yaha Aradhna ka dil bahlaane nahi aaya tha isliye main is topic me aur na ghuste hue ,Aradhna ki taraf ghusa....
"ok, let's start Arman, chod de isko ab..."maine khud se kaha aur Aradhna ke honth ki taraf apne honth slowly motion me badhaye...ki tabhi Aradhna ne apna chehra upar kiya....
Maine Aradhna ko dekha aur phhir wo soch kya rahi hai ye janne ke liye maine uski aankho me dekha....Aradhna is waqt kisi uljhan me nahi thi ki wo mujhe roke ya nahi ,balki wo to puri tarah taiyar thi aur na hee use kisi bhi tarah ki jhijhak thi...lekin ek ghabrahat uski aankho ko dhak kar baithi hui thi...aur mera ye samajh paana ki Aradhna kya soch rahi hai, bahut mushqil ho gaya,isliye maine thode der ke liye apne dimag ko aaram diya aur wapas Aradhna ke hontho ki taraf badha...is baar main safal hua aur kuchh der ki shanti ke baad Aradhna ke honth bhi harkat karne lage,phhir meri tarah ekdum se tez ho gaye....
Aradhna ke hontho ko apne hontho se masalte hue hee maine use bistar par neeche litaya aur main khud uske upar aa gaya...hum dono ki ye lip kissing ka programme beech-beech me rukta aur phhir thodi der tak ek-dusare ko dekhkar phhir shuru ho jata....
ab main Aradhna ke upar puri tarah se sama gaya aur apne hath se kabhi uski chhatiyo ko masalta to kabhi uski choot ko...main jab bhi Aradhna ki choot ko uske jeans ke upar se sahlata to wo thoda uchhal jati thi aur apne jaangho ko idhar-udhar karke apni choot ko chhipane ki koshish karti....lekin jab maine uske jeans ke hook ko khola to wo shant ho gayi. usne kiss ka reply dena bhi band kar diya aur phhir se apni ajeeb nazaro se mujhe dekhne lagi....
"what..."Aradhna ko is tarah dekhta hua paakar maine puchha...
"kuchh nahi..."
"mujhe maloom tha..."bolkar maine Aradhna ki jeans uske ghutno tak neeche khiska di aur uski panty ke andar hath daal kar uski choot sahlane laga....sath me wo world famous kaam bhi kiya jise log 'ungali karna ' kahte hai
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Aradhna ki jeans ghutno tak neeche khiska kar aur panty ke andar hath daalkar uski chut sahlate hue, uski chut me ungali karte hue maine apne dusare hath se uske top ko upar gardan tak chadha diya aur bra ke upar se hee uske boobs par muh ferne laga....
Aradhna ki choot se pahle sirf deepika mam ki choot me maine ungali ki thi aur us waqt mujhe achanak uski yaad aane lagi thi....Aradhna bhale hee ,deepika ki tarah hot maal na ho lekin Aradhna ki choot,deepika ki choot se kayi guna mast thi, ye maine ungali karte waqt hee jaan liya tha....
Aradhna ke upar se main ek baar phhir utha aur uski jeans jo ki ghutno me atki thi use pairo ke beech se pura nikala...yahi kaam maine uski panty ke sath bhi kiya, aur Aradhna ko peechhe palta kar uski bra bhi utar kar fek diya aur Aradhna ke upar abki baar nanga chadh gaya...ab hum dono hee bina kapde ke thi aur Aradhna ko smooching karte waqt mera lund kabhi uski chut se touch hota to kabhi uski jangho se...kuchh der tak aisa hee karte rahne ke baad Aradhna ne apne hath se apni choot ko failaya aur mujhe ishara kiya....
"thank you..."kahte hue maine apna lund Aradhna ki choot ke muhane ke paas tikaya .
Sach batau to us waqt main bahut khush tha, pata nahi kyun par main tha....mujhe Aradhna se pyar nahi tha lekin phhir bhi main khush tha...bahut khush tha...
"do you really love me Arman....sir.."jab main apna lund,Aradhna ki choot me pelne wala tha ,tabhi usne puchha...
"yeah, ofcourse, i love you..."bolte hue maine apna lund Aradhna ki choot me ghusa diya aur apni aankhe band kar li...uske baad meri speed badhte samay ke sath badhti gayi aur jab maine apni aankhe kholi to dekha ki Aradhna ki bhi aankhe band thi...wo apne dono hatho se mujhe kaskar pakde hue the aur main lagatar apna lund uske choot ke andar-bahar kare jaa raha tha......humare is pure khel ke dauran Aradhna ne apni aankhe band karke rakhi hui thi aur usne apni aankhe tabhi kholi, jab ye khel khatm hua...aur usne ek baar phhir mujhse puchha...
"Do you really love me,Arman....Sir.."
Mujhe is tarah ke dekhne ke uske andaaz ne jaise pahli baar mujhe ye ahsaas karaya ki maine abhi kuchh galat kiya, kuchh aisa jo ki mujhe nahi karna chahiye tha.lekin phhir bhi maine kiya.....yahi sawal jab Aradhna ne mujhse pahli baar puchha tha,tab bhi bahut der nahi hui thi...yadi main khud par control karta aur ruk jaata to shayad wo kuchh nahi hota, jo ki hone wala tha....
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"apni bra,panty pahan aur chal...5 baje ke pahle hume pahuchna hai..."
"lekin abhi to sirf 3 baje hai..."apni panty ko apne jaangho ke beech phhansa kar Aradhna boli...
"to kya pure 4:59 me hee is room ko chhodegi....chal jaldi, mujhe kuchh kaam hai..."
"ok..chillate kyun ho..."
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Avadhesh ke room se nikalkar maine Aradhna ko hostel ke paas chhoda aur college pahuchkar bike aur room ki keys unke maliko ko transfer karke ,hostel ki taraf badha....
Itne dino baad apni pyaas shant karke main jaise khush ke maare foola nahi sama raha tha...dil kar raha tha ki nachte hue hostel jaun, pure raaste bhar patakhe fodu...lekin filhaal maine aisa kuchh nahi kiya kyunki is waqt main college me tha, jaha meri bahut izzat thi....
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"Mujhko hilane de,do boond tapkane de...
apni choot me mujhe lauda ghusane de...
yo..
chud rahi hai na tu, chod raha hoon main....
chud rahi hai na tu...tu..tu..."Esha ko saamne dekhkar main ruka....
Esha ko saamne dekhkar ek pal me to mujhe jaise heart attack hee aa gaya ki ye maine kya kah diya ,lekin phhir yaad aaya ki main to gunguna raha tha, use kaha se sunayi dega...yesss...chal beta ,Arman...role me aaja...
"tummm...shayad meri die hard fan hogi, jo ki mera autograph lene ke liye kal se is raste par khadi hogi...pata nahi log mera ek autograph paane ke liye na jaane kya-kya karte hai...lao ,pen...copy do..."
"ho gayi nautanki...ab chale, Chhatrapal sir ne bulaya hai..."
"why ? I'm not interested..."
"look..."
"looking..."
"seedhe se chalte ho ya main jaakar Chhatrapal sir ko bol doon ki Arman ko farewell party ki anchoring karne me koyi interest nahi hai..."
"ek minute...pata nahi mere kaan kyun baj rahe hai...mujhe abhi anchoring word sunayi diya...wo kya hai na ki golden jubilee ke function me anchoring na kar paane ka sadma jo mujhe laga tha, uska asar abhi tak hai...khair tum bolo, kya bol rahi thi..."
"hey bhagwan....ab ise kaise samjhaun..."
"kyun khali-fokat me bhagwan ka gala daba rahi ho...ye lo mera number 7415****** . Aur jab bhi koyi problem ho,mujhe call kar lena...abhi main chalta hoon ,kyunki aadhe ghante baad meri America ke liye flight hai...."Esha ke dimag ka bharta banakar main aage badha ,lekin phhir socha ki ek punch aur maara jaye ,isliye main peechhe palatkar tez aawaz me bola"don't worry, main kal autograph de dunga....isliye ab yaha khadi mat raho,ghar jao,tumhare mammi-daddy pareshan ho rahe honge..."
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Esha ko puri tarah dharashayi karke gaana maine jaha chhoda tha ,use wahi se start kiya...
"chud rahi hai na tu, chod raha hoon main...."
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[The Immortal]

Update-211
Quote:
Esha ko puri tarah dharashayi karke gaana maine jaha chhoda tha ,use wahi se start kiya...
"chud rahi hai na tu, chod raha hoon main...."
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"le batana be ,tune kal Aradhna ko choda kya...."bhari utsukta ke sath Arun ne teesari bar puchha aur maine usi utsukta ke sath teesari baar bhi Arun ko taal diya.
"le batana be, gand mara kya....mujhe bhi dilana..."
"tu bose dk ,khana khane dega mujhe...."
"itna jhallata kyun hai, nahi batana to mat bata..."
"jab teen baar mana kar diya to samajh jana chahiye na ki main nahi batana chahta ,ab kya lawda main tere samne apne lund ki katha bachu...baklol..."
"tu gand mara aur tu..."dining table me door baithe ek ladke par baraste hue Arun chillaya"tu lawde roti pass karega ya sari gand me bharega...."
"to aakar le ja na, tevar kisko dikhata hai..."
"chup chap ,roti lekar idhar aa,warna jo haal tere room partner kaliye ka hai,wahi haal tera bhi karunga....."
Arun ke in alfaazo ne us ladke par jabarjast asar kiya aur us ladke ne thik waisa hee kiya jaisa ki Arun ne karne ko kaha tha.....
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"Arman bhai, main hostel chhod raha hoon...socha ki aapse milta chalu...."second year ka ek ladka mere saamne khade hokar bola....
"kyun be, tujhe kya hua...."
"bahut kuchh hua hai Arman bhai, ye sale seniors....jab bhi inka mood hota hai second year walo ko line me khada kar dete hai aur phhir jaanwaro ki tarah marte hai...galti humare batch se kisi ne bhi ki ho, maar sabko padti hai...kisi bhi senior ka mood kharab ho ,to maar padti hai, kisi MC ki MC girlfriend ne use kuchh kah diya to wo BKL aa jata hai apni *** chudane....yadi inko neend nahi aa rahi ho to tab bhi bhugatna hume hee padta hai aur ye sale tab tak hume thokte hai,jab tak inhe neend na aa jaye.BC ullu ki aaulad hai, do din se kutto ne sone nahi diya....ab raat bhar jaagkar ladka class jayega to class me neend aana lazimi hai aur yadi by chance class me jhapki marte hue kisi teacher ne dekh liya to phhir uski ram-kahani alag......abhi kal ki hee baat hai ,aaj midterm tha to main 1 baje tak padhkar so raha tha ki 2 baje wo chutiya mahant aakar mujhe marne laga aur jab maine usase puchha ki kyun maar raha hai to bolta hai ki aise hee maar raha hoon...BC ye kya tamasha hai, humlog bhi insaan hai ,koyi randi ki chut nahi jo koyi bhi aaye aur chod ke chala jaye.....mere baap ne bahut kaha tha ki math mat le, mat le...lekin nahi lawda humko hee ramanujan banne ka bada shauk tha ,aur aaj wo shauk,bade shaan se utar raha hai..."
Pahle to main uski baat sunkar bahut hansa lekin jab Arun ne ishara karke chup rahne ko kaha to main aise serious hua jaise ki mujhpar kisi ne gun taan ke rakhi ho aur bol raha ho ki"le beta ab haskar dikha...."
"tu kahna kya chahta hai....tu kahi ka turramkhan hai kya...sabko ye jhelna padta hai ,BC kya humne nahi jhela ye sab...beta humara time par to nanga karke chhat par le jate the aur line me khada karake ek-dusare ke lulli hath me pakadwa kar bolte the...lo beta train chalao...."usko baithakar Arun bade shaan se bola, jabki isme shaan wali koyi baat nahi thi....
"baat wo nahi hai ki usne mujhe mara....lekin usne mujhe neend se uthakar mara ,baat ye hai....saaman mera sab pack hai, bas aapko batane aaya tha...."
"na dil pe le ,na muh me le...lund me le aur jaakar apna saaman wapas rakh de..."
"fayda kya, aaj raat phhir koyi dusara aayega aur phhir marega..."
"to humlog mar gaye hai kya...ab se koyi bhi aaye to bol dena ki Mr.Arman se mil le..."
"tu kya kahi ka topchand hai jo tera naam le...mera naam lena be...bol dena ki'yadi tum logo ne mujhe chhua bhi to Arun tumlogo ki mother fucking kar dega...."
"Arman bolna be, jyada power hai is naam me....Is jhatue ko to koyi pahchanta bhi nahi..."
"yadi tune iska naam liya,to agle din se main tujhe marunga..."
"idhar sun be..."Arun ka hath marod kar maine kaha"A r u n= 4 letter aur A R M A N=5 letter...mere naam me jyada dam hai...tu ja apna saaman wapas wahi rakh de jaha se uthaya tha....baki main dekh lunga...."
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Us ladke ke jane ke baad Arun ne phhir se Aradhna ka topic chheda...
"yar Aradhna ki chut dilana, ek khamba dunga...."
" duniya chand par pahuch gayi aur tu abtak choot par atka hua hai....chal jaldi ,college ke liye late ho rahe hai..."
Humlog ekdum time par college pahuche the ya phhir kahe ki thoda pahle hee pahuch gaye the...teacher laapata tha isliye timepass karne ke liye idhar-udhar ki faltu baate kar rahe the...jaise ki'abey us ladki ki gand dekh choda-choda kar chutad ka chabutara bana diya hai...randi hai lawdi..maa-baap ne yaha b.tech karne bheja hai aur ye yaha c.tech kar rahi hai....."
Meri nazar ek dusari ladki ki gand par ja tiki aur mere muh se anmol vachan nikalne hee wale the ki darwaje par dastak hui aur kisi ne mera naam pukara.....main us samay full josh me tha isliye bina darwaje ki taraf dekhe main ye bol gaya ki'baad me aana time nahi hai' lekin phhir mujhe laga ki ye aawaz kisi ladki ki hai aur phhir mere sixth sense ne mujhe us aawaz ki pahchan Esha ke roop me karati,tab meri fati aur main dheere-dheere, slow motion me apna pyara sa mukhda darwaje ki taraf kiya aur khada hokar Arun par chillaya...
"bola na be tujhe ki baad me ye sab batana ,abhi mere paas time nahi hai...Esha tum ek min. ruko,main abhi aaya...."
(ye pakka aaj mujhe i love you bolegi, i know she loves me, lekin kahne me sharmati hai...how sweet )
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[The Immortal]

Update-212
Quote:
"bola na be tujhe ki baad me ye sab batana ,abhi mere paas time nahi hai...Esha tum ek min. ruko,main abhi aaya...."
(ye pakka aaj mujhe i love you bolegi, i know she loves me, lekin kahne me sharmati hai...how sweet )
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Jab ek kasai ke bakre ko achchh khana milne lagta hai to wo bakra bahut khush hota hai aur sochta hai ki uska malik kitna achchha hai ,jabki kahani iske thik ulat hoti hai jiska andaaza us bakre ko thode dino baad lagta hai,jab uske katne ki bari aati hai....
College ke un antim dino me mera bhi haal kuchh usi bakre ki tarah tha jise bharpur khana mil raha tha.mere jaise laundo ki sabse badi demand hoti hai choot...BC raat yahi sochate-sochate gujar dete hai ki kahi se chodne ko mil jaye .lekin meri demand thi room aur meri raat ye sochate-sochate gujarti thi ki BC ab kiska room jugad kiya jaye taki Aradhna ko chod saku.....khair kahani me aate hai....
Us time jab main Esha ke sath bahar aaya to mujhe ye to pakka yakin tha ki kuchh na kuchh lafda hai isliye main flashback me gaya aur yaad karne laga ki abki baar maine kya kiya ,jo Esha janeman mera pata dhoondhate-dhoondhate mere class tak pahuch gayi.....
"kuchh bakegi bhi ,sorry mera matlab kuchh bolegi bhi ki aise hee silent mode me rahegi....kahi tu mera khoon to nahi karne wali na..."
"man to mera yahi karne ka kar raha hai, lekin problem ye hai ki mere paas chaku nahi hai,warna khoon to kab ka ho chuka hota..."
"oye chaku maar ke bezzati karegi meri, pura ka pura talwar ghusadna...fala koyi izzat hee nahi rakhi...khair,wo sab chhod aur topic me aa, "
"farewell function me anchoring karne ke liye jo-jo interested hai,use Chhatrapal sir ne bulaya hai...."
"to maine kab kaha ki main interested hoon...bhad me jaye Chhatrapal aur bhad me ja tu,uuuuuuu.....Tushar Kapoor
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"Chhatrapal sir ne kaha hai ki jinhone Golden jubilee me anchoring ki thi ,unme se do group ko select karna hai...aur kasam se mujhe tum par itna gussa aa raha hai ki bata nahi sakti....isliye ab sari jimmedari tumhari hai , jao aur kuchh bhi karke humari team ka selection karwao....warna..."
"kyun dil pe le rahi hai itna aur anchoring nahi karegi to mar nahi jayegi...isliye tu apni class me ja aur main apni class me jata hoon...khamkha mera keemati waqt barbaad kar diya..."waha se apni class ki taraf chalte hue maine kaha....
"yadi tumne aisa kiya to main tumse baat nahi karungi..."
"to mat kar , kaunsa tu mujhe daru kharid ke deti hai..."apna co-ordinates zara sa bhi change kiye bina main class ki taraf badhta raha.....
"Arman, i love you..."
"ye kya tha BC ...".dynamic situation se direct static situation me aate hue maine khud se puchha....Esha ke hontho se nikle ye char shabd'Arman ,i love you' mujh par hydrogen bomb ki tarah fate aur mere andar trahi-trahi mach gayi....achanak se mere body me blood circulation itna badh gaya ki pura sharir laal ho gaya aur sath me temperature jo badha wo alag....mujhe aisa lagne laga jaise main dheere-dheere coma me ja raha hoon.mere sochane samajhne ki sari kshamta ek pal me jawab de gayi,kuchh samajh me hee nahi aa raha tha ki kidhar dekhu ,kidhar na dekhu...peechhe mudu ya na mudu...Esha se kuchh bolu ya aise hee murti ki tarah khade hokar uska intezaar karu....halat to ye thi ki lawda apna naam bhi lete hue jeebh ladkhada rahi thi...halat to ye thi ki main beech-beech me saans lena bhi bhool ja raha tha aur jab eka-ek pel ke saans leta to aisi aawaz aati jaise main asthma ka marij hoon aur khushi to puchho mat...dil kar raha tha ki hod ko bahar nikal kar khoob pelu aur usase bolu ki "bol lawde ,aur assignment dene ke liye teachers ko bolega...teri maa ka...."
I,L,O,V,E,Y,O,U alphabet se bane jin shabdo ko sunne ke liye maine chaar saal bita diye the aur jin shabdo ko sunne ki mujhe ab ummid tak nahi thi ,aaj wo shabd mere kaan ke raaste seedhe dil tak pahuch gaye the, jiske karan meri heartbeat itni jyada tez ho gayi ki mujhe lagne laga ki ab mera heart fail ho jayega, ab mara.....lekin jab agle 5 minute tak main zinda raha to maine khud ke system ko wapas on kiya,jo ki Esha ke karan kuchh der pahle shut down ho gaya tha.....
mujhe uswaqt kuchh bhi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya bolu,kya puchhu ,kya karu,kya sochu aur aap sabhi sajjan purush aur mahila kah sakte ho ki at last main bhi sharmane laga.....
"mujhe kuchh samajh nahi aa raha ki kya jawab du..."dil se haste-muskurate aur chehre se gambhir hote hue main bola....
"isme kahna kya hai,jo sach hai wo kah do..."
"Sach...."(BC aaj maloom chala ki sach meetha bhi hota hai,warna log to sach ko kadwa bol-bol kar sach ki maa-bahan karte hai...")
"tumhe dekhkar nahi lagta ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho..."ab Esha serious hote hue boli...
"maa kasam ,bahut pyar karta hoon...yakin na ho....amm yakin na ho to......"(koyi dialogue kyun nahi sujh raha )
"yakin dilane ki jaroorat nahi,mujhe pata hai...."
"ok...ab chal,Chhatrapal ke paas chalte hai...anchoring to hum dono hee karenge,phhir chahe mujhe baki group walo ka khoon hee kyun na karna pade...let's go baby "
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raaste bhar main Esha ke saamne kuchh bhi ant-shant bakta raha aur hum dono haste-khilkhilate hue Auditorium pahuche,jaha Chhatrapal besabri se humara intezaar nahi kar raha tha
"tum dono..."hume dekhte hee chhatrapal bola...
"tu idharich ruk,apun abhich aaya..."
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"good morning sir, "(teri *** ki chut)
"good morning"
"sir,maine suna ki farewell me anchoring ke liye aap candidate dhoondh rahe hai..."
"galat suna hai...jinhone golden jubilee me perform kiya tha unme se best four ko maine select kar liya hai...."
"lekin us time to main nahi tha aur best main hoon, yakin na ho to audition karwa lo abhi..."
"really ,tumhe lagta hai ki mujhe iski jaroorat hai....mujhe aur bhi bahut se kam hai..."
"kya sir, ek chance to do..."
"sir ji,chance to aapne khud miss kiya tha..."
"phhir bhi ek baar....."aakhiri baar puchhate hue maine kaha...
"ok...abhi audition le lete hai...tum agle 5 minute me apna dimag dauda kar aisi 5 line stage me bolo jise sunkar main andar se hil jaun..."
"5 line ? "
"haan..."
"don't worry sir, 5 se kam me hee hila dunga...."bolkar main stage ki taraf badha....
maine mic hath me liya aur upar ki taraf dekhkar yaad karne laga ki ab kya bolu,jisase ki in sabki gand fat jaye...5 minute baad main bola...
"Mark Twain ji ne ek baar kaha tha ki ek insaan ki zindagi me sirf do din sabse jyada mahatvapurn hote hai, pahla din wo jab aap paida hote hai aur dusara din wo jab aap ye jaan jate hai ki aap paida kyun hue aur aaj meri zindagi ka wahi dusara mahatvapurn din hai, maine jaan liya ki main paida kyun hua...main anchoring karne ke liye sirf aur sirf anchoring karne ke liye paida hua hoon...."saaf jhooth bolte hue maine kaha....
waha mauzood sabhi students ko ,waha mauzood Chhatrapal tak ko bhi maloom tha ki main saaf jhooth bol raha hoon ,lekin phhir bhi un sabne taaliya bajayi....kyunki hum sab hamesha achchha sunna chahte hai ,phhir chahe wo sach ho ya jhooth ,iski parvaah kisko hai aur waise bhi english me ek kahawat hai ki 'good mind ,good find' matlab ki jo khud achchha hai ,uske liye sabkuch achchha hai....
"excellent...kal main tumko class me bata dunga ki ,maine kya decide kiya hai...ab tum jao..."Chhatrapal ne kaha
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[The Immortal]

Update-213
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"excellent...kal main tumko class me bata dunga ki ,maine kya decide kiya hai...ab tum jao..."Chhatrapal ne kaha
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Overdose kisi bhi chiz ka thik nahi hota aur khushi ka overdose to bilkul bhi nahi , ya phhir Ramchandra Shukla ke shabdo me kahe to ati kisi bhi chiz ki hanikarak hoti hai .
"kya baat hai beta ,aaj itni bhayankar party de raha hai...itna kharcha to tune apne birthday me bhi nahi kiya tha...."Saurabh ne puchha....
"aaj main bahut khush hoon,itna khush ki dil kar raha Arun ko aaj lund chusa hee doon...kabse mere lund ki farmaish kar raha hai...."
"achchha beta to tere paas lund bhi hai...."daru ka glass hath me lekar Arun dagmagate hue khada hua...
"ek saal pahle bathroom me jo chusaya tha bhool gaya kya aur tu ja kidhar raha hai..."
"main moot ke aata hoon...."
"to bose dk ,glass le jaane ki kya jaroorat hai, yadi glass foota na to....to...kuchh nahi"achanak se apne tevar badalte hue maine kaha,kyunki Arun glass ko farsh me patakne hee wala tha,main aage bola"to kuchh nahi, are pagle tu pyar hai mera...."
"mujhe dar hai ki yadi main apne hisse ki madira yaha chhod kar gaya to tum log uska pan kar loge...main aata hoon ,do minute me..."
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"tujhe kya lagta hai,wapas aayega ye bathroom se ,ya main iske peechhe jaun..."ghadi me time dekhte hue Saurabh bola..
"tu kyun itni parvaah kar raha hai be gay aur tu itni der se ghadi me kyun dekh raha hai,jabki teri ghadi to ek saal se band hai...."
"wo to main feeling le raha hoon..."
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Aaj humari daru party me hamesha ki tarah Rajshri Pandey bhi shamil hua tha, lekin ek member naya tha.uska naam Umesh tha aur ye wahi ladka tha,jo subah seniors ke mauke-bemauke ragging ki vajah se pareshan hokar hostel chhodne ki baat kar raha tha....
"Arman bhai, ye behan ka lawda kurre apne aapko Newton,Einstein ki aaulad samajhta hai...jab bhi kuchh puchho to bol deta hai ki'aap physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte aur phhir bhi puchho to bolta hai ki 'ab aap mere khilaf nahi ja sakte...isliye aap class se dafa ho jayiye' BC ne mujhe first year me bahut choda hai...iski maa ka,chalo isko maar ke aate hai..."
"na beta na, aisi galti kabhi na kariyo,...warna Aggregate ke liye tarsa denge ye log aur ab to college bhi autonomous hone wala hai, aisi gand marenge teri ki zindagi bhar pichhwada dard karega..."
"are Aggregate hee to bigad diye BC ne...lab me bhi number kata, Test me bhi choda....upar se MC ka subject bhi pura theory wala tha aur theory dekh kar mujhe to pahle hee cancer ki beemari ho jati hai..."
"abey ab to nahi padhata na wo, phhir kahe itni tension le raha hai...do saal to jhel hee liye tune ab do saal aur jhel le...aur jis din hath me certificate aa jaye us din Kurre ka collar pakad kar do tamacha marna aur bolna ki'kyun be lawde ,bahut uchak raha tha first year me...beta mujhe zindagi bhar bahar kisi bhi desh me,kisi bhi shahar me,kisi bhi gali me mat dikhna warna jaha dikhega wahi chodunga aur aaj ke baad yadi tu physics ke khilaf gaya to teri *** chod dunga'....aisich bolne ka usko final year complete hone ke baad...main to yahi karunga aur waise bhi theory subject kya hai yar...kuchh bhi likho ,kuchh bhi number pao...."
"kaise kuchh bhi likho ,kuchh bhi number pao...maine to Mukesh ji ka 'Mere Mehboob kayamat hogi' wala gana pichhale saal ye sochkar chipkaya tha ki BC Kurre khush ho jayega lekin lawde ne us answer ko to kata hee ,sath me baki answer ko bhi ,jo ki sahi the...unko kaat diya..."
"ab chutiya jaise harqat karoge to aisa hee hoga....theory subject me kya rakha hai, bas jis unit ka question hai uske 4-5 familier words yaad kar lo aur ek-do defination aur phhir jakar likh maro...Pandey jakar bathroom me dekh to Arun kaha gaya..."
Pandey ji uthe aur bina ek pal ganwaye bathroom ki taraf chal diye aur idhar maine pravachan jaari rakha..
"ab itni mehnat kaun kare Arman bhai..."
"waah beta,ye to wahi baat ho gayi ki'swarg to sabhi chahte hai,lekin marna koyi nahi chahta',jhat ke baal kuchh na likhne se achchha kuchh likhna hee sahi hai aur jab kuchh likh hee rahe ho to kuchh achchha hee likh do..."
"thik hai phhir,kal wala test bhi maha-theory subject ka hai,usi par try karta hoon...lekin aapko lagta hai ki ye kaam karega..."
"saat semester tujhe kya lagta hai maine padhkar pass kiye hai ,sab aise hee langar me nikal gaye..don't worry ye kaam karega,bahut badhiya karega....dekho beta, aisa hai ki teacher tumko number dena chahta hai,ye maankar chalo.. lekin badle me teacher ko tum khali copy dete ho ya badhiya writing se likhi hui copy,ye tumpar depend karta hai...chal ab pair chhu mere ,sale free ki tips le raha hai.. "bolkar maine ek peg aur mara....
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"jyada gyan mat chod aur chal us lawde Mahant ko markar aate hai, sale ne bathroom me dhakka de diya mujhe..."room ke andar Pandey ji ke kandhe ke sahare aate hue Arun bola...
"Mahant ye to wahi hai,jiski main subah baat kar raha tha..."Arun ke muh se Mahant ka naam sunte hee Umesh fatak se bola...
"ye BC hai kaun,jo itna udd raha hai...iski maa ka, chalo be, isko thik karke aate hai....Pandey tu Arun ko lekar peechhe-peechhe aa ,main aur Saurabh hero ki tarah aage jayenge...mera goggle nikalo be..."
Rajshri Pandey ne Arun ko sambhala aur Saurabh ne teen hockey stick, jo ki humne dusaro ke room se churaya tha...use bahar nikala...
"teen kisliye...Pandey ko mat dena...warna maine senior ko junior ke hatho pelwa diya...ye sochkar hostel ke ladke mere khilaf ho sakte hai..."
"extra hockey stick Pandey ji ke liye nahi balki ,Umesh ke liye hai...Umesh towel lapet le muh me aur waha ragging ki baat bilkul mat karna...kuchh bolna nahi sirf marna..."
Umesh ne haan me apna sar hilaya aur humlog Mahant ke room me pahuche...uske room ka darwaja khula hua tha aur light band karke wo sab kharrate bhar rahe the....maine light on ki aur Mahant ka bed kaun sa hai uski probability lagakar chadar taan ke so rahe ek ladke ke pair me hocky stick se mara aur bola...
"BCO ,maa-baap ne yaha padhayi karne bheja hai ya sone ke liye...
tu yaha so raha hai,
waha tera baap ro raha hai...uth "
"kaun hai be MC,..."dard aur gusse ke bhayankar combo ke sath chadar taankar so raha wo ladka utha...lekin wo ladka Mahant nahi tha,balki uska room partner aur Aradhna ka door ka bhai Kaliya tha....
"sorry yar, pata nahi mera andaza kaise galat ho gaya...Probability to mere se jyada achchhi pure school me kisi se nahi banti thi...koyi baat nahi sorry..."
"ye kya chutiyapa laga rakha hai BC..."apne jangh sahlate hue ,kaliya mujhepar cheekha...
"aankh dikhata hai madarjaat..."dusara war maine uske chhati me kiya aur Kaliya wahi flat ho gaya...tab tak uske room ke baki ke do ladke bhi jaag chuke the...jisme se ek Mahant tha aur dusara pata nahi kaun chutiya tha....
"Saurabh ,is kallu ko check kar ki zinda hai ya mar gaya...."
"zinda hai aur ro raha hai..."
"koyi baat nahi...wapas mission me aao..."bolkar main Mahant ke paas gaya.."kya hai bhai...bahut hawa me udd raha aajkal,zameen me laun kya...."
"baat kya kar raha hai,maar bahinchod ko..."kahte hue Saurabh ne Mahant ke seene me ek laat jama diya...
Mahant abhi uthkar baitha hee tha aur Saurabh ke yun laat marne se BC bed ke dusari ore ulat gaya....iske baad main koyi dialogue soch raha tha ki towel lapete Umesh peechhe se saamne aaya aur bed ke dusari taraf ,jaha Mahant gira pada tha...uspar danadan hocky stick barsane laga...lawda hume to marne ka mauka hee nahi mila....
"us lawde ko rok, warna kahi Mahant upar ki ticket na kata le..."Saurabh ko dekhkar main chillaya.
Saurabh ne Umesh ko Mahant se door kiya aur room ke bahar jaane ke liye kaha...
"kyun be,ab bol Arun ko dhakka kyun diya tha...jyada dam aa gaya hai ya bhool gaya hai ki main kaun hoon..."
Zameen par pada Mahant meri taraf dekhkar lambi-lambi saanse bhar raha tha lekin kuchh bol nahi pa raha tha....
"kya hua be, marne wala hai kya..."
"kaha dhakka diya maine..."khaste hue Mahant thodi der baad bola"aaj subah se beemar hoon, din bhar se room se nikla bhi nahi hoon..."
"haaaiiinnn....Phhir Arun ko dhakka kisne diya..."
"ek minute...."ladkhadati jubaan me peechhe se Arun bola"mujhe lagta hai mujhe Mahant ne dhakka nahi diya tha...wo koyi dusara ladka tha shayad,lekin yaad nahi kaun tha...."
"abey akhand chutiye...to phhir faltu me kyun pelwa diya isko...ab chalo lawda yaha se....Saurabh tu mere sath chal aur tu , Pandey Arun ko girakar Mahant ko bistar par wapas lita de.., good night guys,sweet dream...halanki wo sweet dream ab tumhe aane nahi wali..."
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Mahant ke room se nikalkar main wapas room me aaya, ek to waise hee daru ka kuchh khas nasha nahi tha upar se jo tha,wo Arun ke is chutiyape ne bhaga diya tha aur tab mujhe yaad aaya ki Esha mujhse pat chuki hai aur mujhe ab ek fadu lover banna hai...lekin kaise ye mujhe nahi pata tha...bole to main is mamle me bilkul virgin tha....waise maine bahut suna tha ki lover boy kya-kya karte hai...jaise ki subah,dopahar,shaam,raat ko good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night bolna...din bhar mobile par chipke rahna aur janu-janu kahkar ek-dusare ko maha-bore karna aur jab phhir bhi dil na bhare to mobile ko kiss karna....ab ye sab to mujhse hone se raha ,isliye maine Google Maharaj ki help lene ka socha aur mobile ka browser kholkar Google maharaj ke darbaar me gaya aur type kiya'How to be A Good Lover '
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[The Immortal]

Update-214
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ab ye sab to mujhse hone se raha ,isliye maine Google Maharaj ki help lene ka socha aur mobile ka browser kholkar Google maharaj ke darbaar me gaya aur type kiya'How to be A Good Lover'
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Ladkiya se mera connection hamesha se hee weak raha tha.school life me apne ghamand ke karan to College life me apni harkat ke karan...School life me mujhe jo aakhiri ladki yaad aati hai ,wo ek aisi ladki thi ,jisne mujhe apna number tak de diya tha...hua ye tha ki 12th ke exam ke dauran jis class me mera roll number tha uske right side wale column me mere thik bagal me kisi dusare school ki ladki baithi thi. uske School ka name to mujhe yaad nahi lekin wo ladki aur uske blue color ki dress yaad hai...Exam ke pahle din jab Paper diya gaya to maine bina idhar-udhar dekhe jab tak pure question ke answer copy me utar nahi diye,tab tak meri aankhe sirf do chizo par padi, pahli chiz thi mera question paper aur dusari chiz thi meri answer sheet aur waise bhi jise pure question ke answer pata ho ,use agal-bagal jhakne ki kya jaroorat....dhayi ghante ke baad ,jab maine apna paper solve kar liya to apni akad chuki gardan ko gol-gol ghumaya aur tab Question Paper aur Answer Sheet ke aalawa jis teesari chiz par meri nazar padi ,wo, wo ladki thi...uska naam pata nahi apna naam kya bataya tha usne ,khair koyi baat nahi.....
wo ladki teacher se nazare churakar apne saamne baithe ladke se baar-baar objectives ke answer puchh rahi thi,lekin uske school ka wo ladka tha ki peechhe palatne ka naam hee nahi le raha tha....
"first objective ka answer C hai kya..."us ladki ne ek aur baar us ladke se puchha....lekin natiza pahle ke maafiq hee negative raha...tab maine ghadi me time dekha aur socha ki ispar raham kar dete hai...aur maine dabi hui aawaz me usko ishara karke pahle objective ka answer bataya....
"pahle ka answer A hai, 15 KN "
"15 KN to ho hee nahi sakta..."usne meri taraf dekhte hue turant kaha...
"teri *** ki chut...gand mara BC...lawda yaha mujhe page no. tak yaad hai ki kis page ka ye question hai aur ye mujhe hee chodna seekha rahi hai..."use dekhkar maine man me kaha....
uske baad main apne answers recheck karne laga ki kahi koyi chutiyapa to nahi kar diya hai ki tabhich us ladki ne khis-Pish karte hue mujhse dusare objective ka answer ishara karke puchha aur maine fatak se bench ke neeche ungaliyo se usko answer bata diya...iske baad usko answer batane ka jo silsila maine chalu kiya ,wo pure aadhe ghante tak chalta raha...maine kayi question ke answers apni copy kholkar us laundiya ko tapaye...isliye nahi ki main bahut dayawan tha ,ya phhir mujhe us ladki ki choot chahiye thi...balki isliye ki mera paper solve ho chuka tha aur teacher adhik se adhik meri copy cheenkar mujhe bahar hee bhaga sakta tha...
uske baad jab dusara paper aaya ,tab us ladki ne mujhe shuruat me hee smile di aur tabhich maine bedhadak,bejhijhak bola ki jabtak apun sare question ke answer nahi likh leta ,tab tak apun ko disturb nahi karne ka....uske baad yadi time bacha to apun khud hee tere ko answer bata dega....
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iske baad us ladki se jitna ban saka usne likha aur phhir jab tak maine pura nahi likh liya ,tab tak wo meri taraf hee dekhti rahi...wo aisa har exam me karti thi aur kabhi-kabhi to wo do ghante meri taraf dekhte rahti thi...lekin khuda gavaah hai ki maine jab tak 30 question ke answer apni copy me chhap nahi diye tab tak uski taraf dekha tak nahi aur last ke aadhe-ek ghante me usko pelam pel answer batata tha....
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Humari kismat achchhi thi ki aaj tak hume nakal marte hue koyi teacher nahi dhar paya ya phhir kahe ki mere trick ko teacher samajh hee nahi pate the..
Jis din humara aakhiri Paper tha ,us din bhi maine us ladki ko pel ke answer bataye aur jab copy submit karke jaane laga to maine ek baar bhi uski taraf nahi dekha...jabki wo ek jhakkas maal thi.un dino mere kuchh siddhant hua karte the ki apne knowledge ka kabhi fayda nahi uthana chahiye,lekin aaj mujhe wo sab kuchh mahaj ek chutiyapa lagta hai aur main khud ko aaj bhi kosta hoon ki ,jab bahar wo ladki mere paas daudte hue aayi aur ek kagaj par mujhe apna number likhkar diya to maine us kagaj ko usi ke aankho ke saamne faad kyun diya...mujhe wo kagaj chup-chap apni jeb me rakh lena chahiye tha...lekin maine aisa bilkul bhi nahi kiya aur uske number likhe kagaj ke tukde-tukde karke wahi sadak ke kinare fek diya ye bolte hue ki"Jao,tum bhi kya yaad rakhogi
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usko kitna bura laga hoga us time, fali mujhpar marti thi
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School ke dino me to main apne ghamand ke karan ladkiyo se door raha lekin college me apni harkato ke karan....mujhe maloom tha ki roj subah 5-6 baje ke karib hostel ki ladkiya shorts vagerah pahan kar basketball ki practice me jati hai aur yadi main bhi roj subah uthkar basketball court me jaun to ek-do to jaroor mujhpar flat hogi...maine aise karne ka socha bhi tha yaha tak ki 6 baje ka alarm tak apne mobile me set kar diya tha...lekin jab dusare din subah 6 baje alarm baja to maine mobile pakda aur switch off karke wapas so gaya....
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Mujhe jab bhi help chahiye tha ,phhir chahe wo zameen se lekar aasman tak koyi bhi topic ho, Google Maharaj ne meri hamesha sahayata ki thi, lekin mere us ek line 'How to be A Good Lover' ne Google maharaj aur mere beech ke rishto me khatash paida kar di...kyunki Google Maharaj bhi mujhe wahi sab kuchh karne ko kah rahe the ,jo mujhe pata tha aur mujhe zara sa bhi raas nahi aata tha...yani ki good morning, good night wishes se pahle shuruat karo, phhir gift wagerah do aur phhir date par le jao....ab BC apni good morning to College ke pahle period me hoti hai aur good night ,tab hoti hai...jab sabke good morning ka time hota hai...isliye Google Maharaj ke wishes wale advice ko maine darkinar kiya aur gift ke baare me sochane laga......
"nahi...aise me to main daru nahi pee paunga...ab main ya to gift me paise barbaad karu ya phhir daru me....gand mara gift-vift,main to daru piyunga
"is tarah Google maharaj ki dusari advice bhi maine upar se nikal di aur teesari advice par aaya ,jo ki date thi aur phhir college friends ke sath kahi ghumane jane ki baat thi....
"Google baba sathiya gaye hai, jo ye sab bakwas ideas de rahe hai...lawda koyi engineer wala idea mangta apun ko..."
Phhir maine socha ki mera sawal hee galat tha ,isliye maine apne pahle sawal ko edit kiya aur dobara type kiya"How to do Love" lekin abki baar result pahle baar se bhi badtar raha....kyunki mere'How to do Love" question ke jawab me Google meharaj ne mere saamne chudai ke kayi steps rakh diye the.....
"finally Google Maharah also have limit..."mobile door fek kar main bola aur ghadi me time dekha to chautha pahar shuru ho chuka tha aur ant me thak harkar maine decide kiya ki koyi andu-gandu harkat nahi karni hai Esha ke saamne bas....
jis din Esha ne mujhe i love you kaha tha, uske baad kayi din tak wo college nahi aayi...wo na to mere kisi messege ka jawab deti thi aur na hee mere kisi call ka...main Esha ke baare me jaha se jitna maloom kar sakta tha , sab maloom kiya...lekin Esha college kyun nahi aa rahi,iski jaankari mujhe kahi se bhi naseeb nahi hui...main har din college jate waqt Parking me Esha ki car ko talashta lekin uski car un dino parking me nahi rahti thi,uske baad main Avadhesh ko call karta aur usase puchhta ki' Esha aaj aayi hai kya' aur wo har baar yahi kahta ki'nahi yar, wo to nahi aayi...lekin Divya aayi hai'
Esha pure ek hafte college se gayab thi aur uska koyi ata-pata nahi tha...uske baare me sirf ek hee aisi ladki thi ,jo mujhe kuchh bata sakti thi aur wo thi'Divya'....lekin usase Esha ke baare me puchhna matlab apne gardan par khud hee chhuri rakhne ke barabar tha, isliye maine Divya se kuchh nahi puchha aur phhir ek din jab main College ki taraf aa raha tha to mujhe Parking me Esha apni car se nikalte hue dikhayi di....
"Esha...."khushi se main apna ek hath hawa me lahrakar chillaya lekin Esha ne mujhe full to ignore markar mere saamne se gate ke andar chali gayi...wo to bhala ho ki main akele tha...warna Arun ,Saurabh hote to khamkha bezzati ho jati
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[The Immortal]

Update-215
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"Esha...."khushi se main apna ek hath hawa me lahrakar chillaya lekin Esha ne mujhe full to ignore markar mere saamne se gate ke andar chali gayi...wo to bhala ho ki main akele tha...warna Arun ,Saurabh hote to khamkha bezzati ho jati
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Esha ke aise bartaav se mujhe gussa to bahut aaya lekin phhir socha ki shayad uska mood kharab ho...isliye maine khudpar kabu kiya aur college ke andar ghusa...college ke andar ghuste hee mujhe ladkiyo ka ek group apni taraf aata hua dikha, jo khi-khi karte hue mere saamne se paar ho gayi...
"koyi izzat hee nahi hai yar ,yaha to "jab us group ki ek ladki ne bhi mujhe nahi dekha to maine khud se kaha aur jis gusse ko maine kuchh der pahle kabu me kiya tha, wo ufaan maarkar bahar aa gaya...jiska asar ye hua ki main peechhe muda aur khi-khi karti hui un ladkiyo ke saamne jakar khada ho gaya.....
"ye kya khi-khi karte hue chali ja rahi ho tum sab. College me ho ya kisi garden me ghoom rahi ho aur ye kya , main samne se nikla to mujhe 'good morning sir' bolna chahiye na..manners nahi hai kya...chalo sab line me lago...abhi batata hoon tum sabko aur ek baat, man me koyi mujhe gali nahi dega,jaisa ki ye hare salwar-kameej wali de rahi hai....tum sabko shayad pata nahi ,lekin mere paas kuchh adhbhut shaktiya hai,jisase main samne wala man me kya soch raha hai,wo maloom kar leta hoon....The Great Magician Arman ka name suna hai na...wo main hee hoon...ab chup-chap,bina aawaz kiya seedhe nikal lo ,chalne ki aawaz tak nahi aani chahiye..warna main apne jadu se tum sabko murgi me badal dunga aur haan agli baar se yadi main kahi bhi dikhu, yadi meri parchhayi bhi dikhe even mera photo bhi dikhe to hath jodkar pranam karna....ab chalo,foot lo idhar se,iske pahle ki mahan jadugar Arman,apna jadu dikhaye...hurrrr..."
Iske baad wo ladkiya waha se aise apna chehra girakar gayi,jaise unke semester exam ka result aa gaya hai aur sabka all back ho.....
un ladkiyo ko jhadne ke baad mera mood kuchh thik hua aur main apni class ki taraf wapas badha....lekin saamne se mujhe Yashwant aata hua dikh gaya jisase mera gussa wapas ufaan marne laga.....
Yashwant apne hath me koyi form pakde hue akele meri taraf aa raha tha aur uski nazar puri tarah se uske form me hee thi....
"sun be Chuswant..."use rok kar main bola"chal jaldi se wish kar..."
Jawab me Yashwant mujhe sirf ghoorta raha .
"ghurta kya hai be,kha jayega kya aur ye tere hath me kya hai..."uske hath se form cheenkar main form dekhne laga....
Yashwant se maine jo form cheena tha wo back exam ka form tha aur isi ke sath Yashwant ne mujhe uski bezzati karne ka mauka de diya jise bhala main kaise hath se jaane deta aur to aur jab mujhe ye bhi maloom ho ki wo mujhe sirf ghurne ke aalawa kuchh nahi kar sakta.....
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"Back ke form bharne ja raha hai..."apna pet pakadkar jabarjasti haste hue maine kaha"kya fayda be fail to tu phhir se hee hoga, phhir kyun maa-baap ke paise barbaad kar raha hai aur beta, College ke bahar apna chutiyapa band kiya ya nahi...mujhse to beta tu bach ke rahiyo,warna apne college ke mashahoor khooni ground ke darshan karaunga...ab chal nikal yaha se..."bolte hue maine Yashwant ka form uske muh me fek ke mara aur Class ki taraf prasthan kiya.....
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Machine-Design ke subject me ek shabd aata hai 'Tearing' ,jiske karan koyi bhi design element waha se bahut jaldi fail hota hai,jaha par tearing mauzood hoti hai....example ke taur par ek paper ek hath me thamo aur dusare hath me pen ko dhar lo ,phhir us Paper ko choot samajhkar Pen ko uske andar aise ghusao,jaise choot me lund ghusta hai aur tearing ke karan Paper ka wo portion kamjor ho jata hai...aisa hee kuchh main apne sath un dino kar raha tha...main har taraf se har angle se khud ke liye tearing ka nirman kar raha tha....Un dino main khud ko college ka superior samajhne laga tha aur sochne laga tha ki main jab chahu,jise chahu chod sakta hoon,phhir chahe wo chudai mere shabdo se ho ya phhir mere hath se ya phhir mere lund se....
un dino main hawa me udd raha tha ,lekin shayad main bhool gaya tha ki jo chiz upar jati hai ,wo gravity ke karan neeche bhi aati hai.ye maine Physics me padha tha aur Koyi bhi Physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakta.....phhir chahe wo main hee kyun na ho, yani ki mujhe ek din zameen par aana hee tha.
Jis din maine Mahant ko thoka tha, uske agle din hostel me bahut hungama hua...Mahant mere jitna to famous nahi tha, lekin itna famous zaroor tha ki hostel ke ladke uske liye mere khilaf chale jaye...kuchh ladke mere khilaf khade bhi ho gaye lekin Sidar bhai ke karibi hone ke karan mere support me itne jyada ladke khade ho gaye ki ,Mahant,Kaliya aur unke dost jhat barabar lagne lage aur maine unhe aise hee ignore kar diya ki...ye 20-30 launde mera kya ukhad lenge.....
"dil nahi lag raha yar class me ,kuch time pass karna..."chalti hui class ke beech me jab FM ke formulas hum par attack kar rahe the to Arun ne meri copy me likha"koyi latest joke suna na..."
"main farewell me anchoring karunga...."maine Arun ki copy me likha...
"not bad...not bad...aur suna..."
"Esha mujhse pat gayi hai..."
"aur suna..."
"usne khud mujhe ek hafte pahle propose kiya tha..."
"ye to bahut hee badhiya joke hai...ja hostel jaakar mere pant se chillar paise nikal kar beedi peene ke liye rakh lena...aish kar,tu bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kis daulatmand aadmi se pala pada tha...."
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Lunch ke time, canteen me hum log baithkar table tod rahe the ki launde achanak kisi card game ki baat karne lage aur aapas me ek dusare se ladne lage....mera mood kuchh down tha isliye maine unki ladayi me interfere nahi kiya aur man me socha ki"ladne-marne do ,salo ko...ek-do tapak jayenge tab beech me bolunga..."
Lekin ek-do ke marne se pahle hee mujhe unki beech ki ladayi me kudna pada, jiska reason ye tha ki wo sale jaanwaro ki tarah ek-dusare par chillane lage the.....
"sabko maloom hai ki tum log insaan nahi jaanwar ho,lekin phhir bhi thodi shanti banaye rakho...."
"lawda tu hee bata Arman ki, Texas hold'em game kaise khelte hai..."Sulabh ne jor se sabke saamne kaha...
ab to BC izzat par ban gayi ,kyunki ab Canteen me mauzood lagbhag har ladka-ladki mere taraf dekhne lage the....
"abey ye...ye to wahi game hai, jo Casino Royale me james bond ne khela tha...bahut hee easy hai, room me patte lekar aana, do minute me sikha dunga...."
"tujhe aata hai wo game "Arun ne puchha...
"beta,samajh ke kya rakha hai....Las Vegas me paida hua hoon main aur jab tu doodh ki botal muh se lagata tha na tab main ek hath me patte aur muh me beedi dabaye Las Vegas ke casinos par raaz kiya karta tha....jiske baad waha ke log mujhse itne jyada prabhavit hue ki mujhe noble prize dene lage the...wo to mera mood nahi tha noble prize lene ka ,isliye apun ne mana kar diya...."
"chalo be, chalo yaha se...warna kuchh der aur yaha ruke to ye phhir bolega ki Gravity ki khoj isi ne kiya tha...."Arun ne sabko uthaya aur waha se chalta bana....
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Arun aur baki sabke jaane ke baad main kuchh der tak waise hee table par chup-chap baitha raha ki Kahi ye log wapas na aa jaye aur jab mujhe confirm ho gaya ki wo log ab is janam me wapas nahi aane wale to maine canteen wale ki taraf hath dikhakar kaha...
"char samose bhejwa de idhar..."
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"Hi, how are you..."samose aur mere beech ke strong bond ko todte hue ek awaaz mere kaan me gunji aur maine ekdum se upar dekha....
"Esha....kya lene aayi hai, bahar to bahut bhav kha rahi thi...mujhe dekha tak nahi..."
"kab...kaha aur kaise...."
"ab jyada mat ban..."
"ek minute,mujhe yaad karne do..."bolte hue Esha apne dimag me jor dalne lagi....
aur uski is harkat se main khud hairan rah gaya ki 'kya sach me isne mujhe nahi dekha tha ,ya phhir mere saamne natak kar rahi hai....'
"mujhe to kuchh bhi yaad nahi,Arman..."
"ruk...samosa kha loon,phhir tujhe flashback me le chalta hoon...tujhe pata nahi hoga,par main ek Engineer hone ke sath-sath ek psychiatrist bhi hoon....."
"haan,yaad aa gaya...aaj subah tum mujhe college ke bahar dikhe the...us waqt mera mood kharab tha aur main kisi se baat nahi karna chahti thi..."
"to phhir ,is waqt mera mood kharab hai aur main kisi se baat nahi karna chahta."(L.H.S.=R.H.S. -Hence Proved )
"common Arman, I love you...."
"hey bhagwan,kyun hoon main itna dayalu....kyun..."upar Canteen ki chhat par bhagwan ko dhoondhate hue main Esha se bola"ja maaf kiya, lekin agli baar se mujhe kabhi aise ignore mat karna...kyunki ye harkat seedhe mere dil me lagti hai, waise ye bata itne dino se tu kidhar meow-meow kar rahi thi..."
"wo sab chhodo, i have a good news for you....Gautam died..."khushi se Esha boli.
Ye sunte hee jaise mere sharir se meri nikal gayi aur main ek bejaan sa prani hoon....mujhe aisa laga,kyunki main jis position me pahle tha usi me kisi statue ki tarah baitha bina palak jhapkaye Esha ki taraf dekhe ja raha tha....
"dil pe mat lo, i was just kidding..."
"ye joke tha kya ,kuchh to lihaj kiya kar.aise joke to main bhi nahi marta...."
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[The Immortal]

Update-216
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"ye joke tha kya kuchh to lihaj kiya kar.aise joke to main bhi nahi marta...."
"okay..."achanak se serious hote hue Esha peechhe mudi aur do cold drink ka order diya....
"do cold drink kaun piyega..."Esha ke order dene ke turant baad hee main bola....
"ek mere liye aur ek mere bhoot ke liye....are kuchh to dimag lagaya karo,jab do cold drink order kiye hai to ek tumhare liye hoga aur ek mere liye hee hoga na...tum na,mujhse aise silly question mat puchha karo...."
"main cold drink nahi peeta, cold drink peene se sehat kharab hoti hai.tu bhi mat piya kar..."
"achchha to phhir itane sare log jo yaha baithkar cold drink pee rahe hai ,wo bewkoof hai kya..."mujhpar aankh gadate hue Esha ne puchha...
"ye sab hai hee bewkoof...inme se tu kisi ek ko bhi ,jo meri tarah hoshiyar ho...bata de...."main kaha peechhe hatne walo me se tha ,maine bhi aankh gadate hue kaha...
"so toh hai...tumhare jaisa inme koyi hai...."
"are gajab,pahli baar mere siwa kisi dusare ne meri tareef ki hai
isliye tujhe ek advice de raha hoon...tu na ye cold-drink..vold-drink mat piya kar....daru piya kar...health ekdum solid bani rahti hai...ab mujhe hee dekh le"apne biceps ki taraf ishara karte hue maine kaha"tu kahe to jugad karu...ho jaye do-do peg..."
"kar do jugad..."
"sach bol,jaise phhir chakhne ka jugad karu "
"main kabhi jhooth nahi bolti..."
"mere sath rahne ka asar tujhpar hone laga hai....aur bata kaha thi itne din..."
mere ye puchhane tak canteen wale ne straw dalkar do cold drink ki bottle table par rakh diya tha aur dono bottle me ek-ek straw dekhkar shuru me mera dil kiya ki hum dono thoda romantic bante hue ek hee cold drink ki bottle me straw daalkar peete hai...lekin phhir mujhe ye maha-boring laga aur maine ye khayal apne dil se nikal diya.....
"wo ek relative ke yaha shadi thi to wahi gayi thi aur unfortunately mera mobile ghar me hee chhut gaya tha...isliye tumhare kisi bhi call ya messege ka reply nahi kar payi...."
"to aane ke baad reply kar deti,main kaun sa tere sar par bandook taane khada tha...."(jab mobile ghar par chhut gaya tha to 9-10 din tak kaise on rah sakta hai...jhoothi )
"you know, ye sab mujhe bahut boring lagta hai ki kahi bhi jao to batakar jao aur phhir jab wapas aa jao ,tab bhi batao....i...i hate this..."
"tu to sach much mere type ki hote ja rahi hai...."
"main janti hoon ki tum is waqt kya soch rahe hoge....kaho to batao.aaj kal mera sixth sense bhi kaam karne laga hai..."
"achchha....tu to jhatke pe jhatke diye ja rahi hai..chal bata..."
"tum ye soch rahe ho ki main tumse sach me pyar karti hoon ya nahi...."cold drink peena band karke mujhe phhir se ghoorte hue Esha boli....
"haan...mera matlab naa...matlab haan.....ek minute,mujhe pahle sochane do ki kuchh der pahle main kya soch raha tha....."thode der chuppi dharan karne ke baad maine kaha"ekdum correct hai, main yahich soch rela tha...tera sixth sense to ekdum fadu kaam karta hai beedu..."
"matlab tumhe shaq hai mujhpar..."
"halka-halka....matlab ekdum thoda sa shaq hai, negligible ke barabar..."
"i love you so much, Arman...."meri aankho me aankhe dalte hue Esha boli....
" "mere gaal laal ho gaye aur jubaan band ho gayi...
waise to main koyi sharmila launda nahi tha ,lekin Esha ke mamle me maloom nahi duniya ke kis kone se sharamila pan mere andar ghus jata tha...matlab aise situation me meri sari akad,mera sara josh dhara ka dhara rah jata tha.ab isi situation ko le lo...mera bahut dil kar raha tha ki Esha ko smooch kar lu ya phhir complementry me ek chummi ke liye use kahu...lekin meri himmat hee nahi hui ye sab kahne ki....lawda ,us waqt main itna ghabra raha tha jitna ki main tab na ghabrau jab main by chance Earth ki Orbit se neeche giru....
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Esha aur mere beech me sab kuchh badhiya hee chal raha tha,lekin phhir bhi hum dono ek aam couple ki tarah nahi the....hum dono ek-dusare se sirf college me milte aur phhir achanak hee kisi topic par bahas karne lagte....jeetata to har baar main hee tha,lekin kabhi-kabhar main jaan-buchkar haar bhi jata tha aur mujhe harane ke baad Esha khushi se aise uchhalti jaise Olympic me 10-12 gold medal jeet liye ho....Esha se na to maine kabhi bahar chalne ke liye puchha aur na hee kabhi usne mujhe kaha...ye kaam hum dono ko hee boring lagta tha.Humare college se kuch kilometer ki doori par ek dhansu park tha,waise park to normal hee tha,lekin waha ka mahol dhansu rahta tha...dhansu mahol matlab waha jab bhi jao do darjan premi jode lip-lock...choot,doodh,gand dabate hue dikh hee jate the aur tazzub ki baat ye hai ki inhe aaj tak kisi ne roka bhi nahi tha aur upar se Park walo ne do-teen guard waha unki harkat me koyi rukawat na dale ,isliye laga rakhe the....matlab ki koyi aapko aakar kahe ki"tu befikar hokar sarvajanik roop se isko chod,doodh daba...gand masal daal iski...main dekhta hoon tujhe kaun disturb karta hai...."
Yahi sab vajah thi ki mera Esha ke sath kahi jaane ka mood nahi hota tha aur Esha ko kuchh kilometer door kisi park me le jaana to door ki baat main kabhi uske sath college ke garden tak me nahi baitha aur waise bhi kisi pahuche hue vyangakar ne kaha hai ki "Pyar darshan ka vishay hai pradarshan ka nahi" upar se jaha Divya jaisi chugalkhor laundiya ho,waha thoda dab kar hee rahna padta hai...
Esha mere college life ka eklauta aisa subject tha ,jiske baare me maine jyada future plan nahi banaye...Esha ke mujhe propose karne ke baad hee mujhe ye hawa to lag chuki thi, iska ant itna saral to nahi hoga.lekin phhir maine Esha ke mamle ko kismat par chhod diya ki jo hoga baad me dekha jayega aur abhi jaisa chal raha hai use waisa hee chalne diya jaye.....
mere us 8th Semester me sabse bhayanak pahlu jo tha wo na to Esha thi aur na hee Yashwant-Mahant ka gupt roop se sath-gath ..8th Semester ka sabse bhayanak pahlu wo tha ,jise main shuruat se hee baye hath ka khel samajh raha tha yani ki Aradhna.........
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[The Immortal]

Chapter-55:Break-up & Farewell
Update-217
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mere us 8th Semester me sabse bhayanak pahlu jo tha wo na to Esha thi aur na hee Yashwant-Mahant ka gupt roop se sath-gath ..8th Semester ka sabse bhayanak pahlu wo tha ,jise main shuruat se hee baye hath ka khel samajh raha tha yani ki Aradhna.........
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" Arman sun na be...ek kaam tha tujhse...."
"chal hat time nahi hai mere paas.teri maal Aradhna se milne ja raha hoon..."Arun ki parvaah kiye bina main jis speed se seedhiya utar raha tha ,usi speed se seedhiya utar kar hostel ke main gate ki taraf badha....
"abey ruk..."meri taraf daudate hue Arun ne mujhe aawaz di...
Waise to mujhe ek dost hone ke naate ruk jana chahiye tha,lekin pata nahi mera kya mood hua jo main achanak se daudne laga aur mere peechhe Arun bhi daudane laga.....
"aaja lawde, gand me dam hai to chhu ke dikha...."aage-aage bhagte hue maine kaha....
"tu beta ,ruk ja...nahi to jaha pakdunga na wahi lund thamaunga...."
"aaja....phhir..."bolkar main aur teji se bhagne laga.....
Us din maine Arun ko bahut daudaya...kabhi hostel ke saamne wali road par to kabhi hostel ke peechhe wali road par aur phhir jhadiyo ke beech ghuskar college ke peechhe wale gate ki taraf main bhaga....jaha se first year ke launde ragging se bachne ke liye college jate the...College ke us peechhe wale gate ke paas pahuchkar main ruka aur ek jagah jaha aksar Vibha khadi hokar first year ke ladko ki gand laal karti thi,main waha dekhne laga aur mujhe wo scene yaad aaya,jab maine Vibha ki yaha par ghor bezzati ki thi. Us time lawda kisko pata tha ki ek seedha-sadha padhne wala launda itna kuchh kar sakta hai....thik usi tarah jaise aaj mujhe yakin nahi hota ki ,ek jamane me main bhi sharif hua karta tha....ye wahi jagah thi ,jaha maine Vibha ko apna sperm, bernoulli ke eqution me ghot kar pilaya tha.main pakka yakin ke sath kah sakta hoon ki yadi us waqt Varun aur uske chutiye dosto ko ye maloom hota ki meri ragging baad main unki maa-bahan ek kar dunga to kasam se wo mujhe kabhi chhedate hee nahi....us waqt na jaane kyun main waha khada hokar ateet ke panno ko ulat raha tha aur usi waqt mere andar ek khayal aaya ki yadi meri ragging na hui hoti aur main in sab maar-peet me involve na hua hota to meri life kaise hoti....
"well...jaha tak mera andaza jata hai..."khud hee se baat karte hue maine kaha"uske hisab se main jitna aaj highlight hoon ,uska shayad 1 % bhi nahi rahta...mujhe sirf mere class ke log jante aur deepika mam ke sath meri chudai to door ki baat main use chhu tak nahi pata....aur to aur BC main har semester me top marta ...BC maloom hee nahi chala ki college ke din kaise guzar gaye...."
"abhi main tere muh me lund dalunga na to tujhe sab maloom chal jayega ki ye din kaise beet gaye...."jhadiyo ke peechhe se hafte hue Arun mere saamne aaya aur bola"gand fat gayi be....hooo...haaaa..."
"ek....do...."
"nahi...ab jaan nahi bachi hai,bhai...ab mat daudna...please..."
"teen,...."bolkar main phhir se waha se bhag nikla aur bhagte-bhagte College ke ground ki taraf bhaga(play ground...na ki khooni ground ).ground ki taraf bhagte hue maine socha ki ab Arun mere peechhe nahi aayega...lekin pata nahi lawde ko mujhse kya jaroori kaam tha jo mere peechhe kachhue ki chaal me daudte hue aane laga....
"kya kaaaaam haiiii be...."aakhir kar main ruka aur Arun ko aawaz di....
"tu bose dk...aaj hostel mat aana...warna jaise us din Mahant ko bhara tha, aaj tujhe bharunga...."Arun mujhse thodi door me ruka aur warning dekar jane laga...
"oye chutiye ruk...wo kaam to bata ja..jiske liye itna daudaya mujhe..."
"bose dk, tune mujhe itna daudaya ki main bhool hee gaya...aaj ke baad yadi tu mere saamne bhi aaya na beta, to tu mar gaya samajh....sale saans lete nahi ban raha hai,lagta hai ki kaleja muh se bahar nikal jayega....."
"yahi to pyar hai pagle..."
"laad pyar hai ye...ye gay-yapa hai tera...fale lund-lover...."bolkar Arun waha se chala gaya....
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Arun ke waha se jaane ke baad maine ground ke charo taraf nazar dali to paya ki kafi log ,ground me mauzood the....phhir maine basketball court ke taraf nazare ghumayi ,waha bhi male-female ka solid combination basketball ki practice me laga hua tha.....
"jata hoon,thoda rola jamakar aata hoon..."basketball court ki taraf dekhkar maine socha....
"nahi, pahle jis kaam ke liye nikla hoon...wo kaam kar ke wapas aata hoon....Aradhna darling apni choot khuli rakhna....i'm coming/cuming "
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Ground se nikal kar main hostel ko highway se connect karne wali sadak par aaya aur girls hostel ke paas pahuchkar ruk gaya....
"abhi to 6:30 baje hai, 7 baje tak ladkiyo ko bahar rahne ki permission hoti hai..."
maine mobile nikala aur turant hee Aradhna ko call karke bahar aane ke liye kaha....
Aradhna ko ab apni girl friend bolne me mujhe kuchh khas achchha nahi lagta tha .ek to wo average ladki thi,upar se main usko kayi baar dosto ke room me lejakar chod chuka tha...isliye ab uspar mujhe koyi khas interest nahi tha ,halanki uski badi-badi gand me ab bhi itna dam tha ki wo mera lawda khada kar de...lekin ab sala mood nahi hota tha ,Aradhna ke sath wo sab karne ko....aur waise bhi jiski girl friend Esha jaisi ladki ban jaye to phhir Aradhna jaisi ek average gaanv ki ladki ke sath relationship banakar kaun apni durgati karaye....isliye main us waqt Aradhna se milne gaya tha....halaki us waqt mujhe Aradhna se sahanubhuti to ho rahi thi ki usko bura lagega...lekin main kar bhi kya sakta tha...main nahi chahta tha ki main kisi din college me Esha ke sath kahi ghoom raha hoon aur Aradhna waha aakar bole ki"kal raat ki chudai ka asar abhi tak hai,aisa mat choda karo...." isliye main aaj idhar sab kuchh khatam karne aaya tha.
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Mera aisa manna tha ki Aradhna mujhse naraz hogi ,mujhpar cheekhegi,chillayegi...yaha tak ki gusse me hath bhi utha sakti hai isliye Aradhna ko hostel se bahar aate dekh maine apne hatho ko kisi bhi achanak hamle se nipatne ke liye taiyar kar liya aur dialogues ka to jante hee ho ki ,main lambi-lambi de sakta hoon....
"kya hua sir, itni raat ko...kya vichar hai..."hamesha ki tarah chudne ke mood me aate hue Aradhna boli...
"bas aise hee..."(thode der ruk hawasi, aisa lawda ghusaunga ki zindagi bhar dard nahi jayega)
"phhir kahiye...kyun kast kiya yaha tak aane ka..."
"mujhe kuchh kahna hai tere ko..."
"nervous kyun ho rahe ho..."mera mazak udate hue Aradhna hasi...
"main nervous nahi hoon, nervous hone ki acting kar raha hoon ,taki jo main aage kahne wala hoon, use sunkar tera dard kuchh kam ho aur main ye kahna chahta hoon ki main tujhse pyar nahi karta...wo sab to aise hee bas time pass karne ke liye maine ye sab natak kiya...."
Maine socha ki abhich...abhich Aradhna royegi, mujhpar hath uthayegi...lekin usne waisa kuchh nahi kiya .wo rone ki bajay aise hasne lagi jaise maine uski choot me gudgudi ki ho.....
"tu has kyun rahi hai...main sach bol raha hoon "
"mujhe yahi batane ke liye hostel se bahar bulaye ho..."Aradhna ne thode der ke liye apni hansi roki aur phhir hasne lagi.....
"hans le,mera kya hai...lekin main kuchh chize clear kar diye deta hoon...ab se na to tu mujhe call karna aur na hee messege...waise bhi agar tu ye sab futiyapa karna bhi chahegi to kar nahi payegi ,kyunki main kal apna number change kar lunga aur apna purana number hostel ke kisi launde ko de dunga...isliye soch-samajhkar hee messege karna..."
"hmmm...."ye sunkar Aradhna ki hansi abki ruk gayi...."main samjhi nahi kuchh...aap kahna kya chahte ho..."
"main directly jo kahna chahta hoon,use indirectly hee samajh le na...tujhe hee fayda hoga..."
"huh...."
"indirectly nahi samajhi na...to phhir directly sun .maine tere door ke bhai kaliye se shart lagayi thi ki maine tujhe pata ke chodunga...jisme main kamyaab raha. Lekin ab mera man bhar gaya hai,isliye...aaj se hum kabhi nahi milenge aur yadi kabhi mile to baat nahi karenge aur yadi kabhi baat bhi karni padi to ,is baare me to bilkul bhi baat nahi karenge...."thode der ke liye main ruka ,kyunki jaise-jaise main bolte ja raha tha,Aradhna ki aankhe dheere-dheere badi hoti ja rahi thi...wo rona chahti thi,ya phhir kahe ki wo bas ro hee deti ,yadi main us waqt chup na hua hota to....isliye main thodi der ke liye ruka aur jab mujhe yakin ho gaya ki ,Aradhna ab thoda normal ho gayi hai to maine aage bolna shuru kiya....
"maa kasam, Aradhna...main tujhse bilkul bhi pyar nahi karta.main kisi aur se pyar karta hoon lekin security reason ke karan main tujhe uska naam nahi bataunga.main janta hoon ki tujhe bahut bura lag raha hoga,lekin main kya karu....waise bhi tujhe sochna chahiye tha ki mujh jaise ladka college ki baki ladkiyo ko chhodkar tere peechhe kyun padega .main janta hoon ki main bahut bura kah raha hoon lekin mujhe is waqt bilkul bhi bura nahi lag raha hai ,jo is baat ki gavaah hai ki mere kaleje me tere liye zero point zero zero zero zero one(0.00001) ke barabar bhi koyi feeling nahi hai aur Google me jakar ye search jaroor karna ki 'how to forget ex-boyfriend'. Ummid hai,kuchh kaam ki chiz mil jayegi...."bolkar main chup hua aur yaad karne laga ki aur kuchh bolna baki hai ya phhir khisku yaha se....
"ek aur baat....aaj ke baad kisi se bhi pange mat lena aur yadi koyi senior intro vagerah le to shanti se de dena...kyunki ab main tujhe bachane nahi aane wala...ab chalta hoon.all the best..."
iske baad main waha ek second ke liye bhi nahi ruka aur wapas tez kadmo ke sath hostel ki taraf badha....kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki Aradhna mere peechhe aa jaye....
"Wow ! Aradhna ka matter to badi aasani se sulajh gaya....usne to koyi react hee nahi kiya. Mujhe aise hee ladkiya pasand hai,jo meri baat sune aur bas sune...koyi jawab ya sawal na kare...."
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[The Immortal]

Update-218
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"Wow ! Aradhna ka matter to badi aasani se sulajh gaya....usne to koyi react hee nahi kiya. Mujhe aise hee ladkiya pasand hai,jo meri baat sune aur bas sune...koyi jawab ya sawal na kare...."
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"kyun be Arman ,Suna hai ki farewell ke din tera aur Esha ka kuchh programme hai...."raat ko sote samay Saurabh ne puchha....
waise to hostel me bahut kam hee aisi raatein guzarti thi,jo ki bina piye guzare...aur wo raat unhi raaton me se ek thi.yani ki main bilkul hosh-o-hawas me tha aur mere room me us waqt sirf hum teeno hee the.
"kya..."Saurabh ki baat sunkar Arun jor-jor se hasne laga aur haste-haste bistar se neeche gir gaya.....
"itna kyun muh fad raha hai be..."
"lawda, aise impossible baat karoge to hansi to aani hee hai na..."bistar par wapas let kar Arun bola"Mujhe ye to maloom tha ki Arman, hawa me sari baatein karta hai,lekin Saurabh...tu...tu kabse iski tarah neech prani ban gaya. I hate both of you.nikal jao lawdo mere room se.main tumhari badsurat shakal tak nahi dekhna chahta..."
"abey sach hai ye....khane ke time par Umesh bata raha tha..."
Un dono ki baatein sunkar mujhe aisa andaza ho raha tha ki ab ye dono mujhse puchhenge ki sach kya hai aur isiliye wo dono meri taraf dekhte uske pahle hee maine apni aankhe band kar li...taki unko lage ki main so gaya hoon...
"Arman...Arman lund...Arman-chut...so gaya kya be..."Saurabh ne apne bistar par pade-pade hee mujhe aawaz di aur main yathavat sone ki acting karta raha.
"ruk lawda...ye aise nahi uthega.abhi main iska mobile khidki se bahar fekta hoon..."
"chod dunga ,yadi kisi ne aisa kiya bhi to...."bhakbhaka kar main utha aur cheekha.
"Tu Anchoring me kaise select hua iska sachitra varnan kar..."Meri aankh khulte hee Saurabh ne puchha...
"chal be, puchh to aise raha hai ,jaise main bata hee dunga...,raasta nap apna..."
"Arun...utha iska mobile aur fek de khidaki ke bahar..."
"oyyeee....kisi ne mere mobile ki taraf apni nazar bhi dali to....to tum dono ka lund kat kar tum dono ke gand me ghusa dunga...."
"dekho...jyada bolo mat aur sirf kaam ki hee baat karo.kyunki ek to waise bhi kuchh der baad subah hone wali hai ,upar se subah jaldi uthkar presentation ki taiyari bhi karni hai.isliye....."
"wo apun ne chhatrapal ko dhamki di ki yadi usne mujhe select nahi kiya to usko pelwa dunga...aur usne mujhe select kar liya..."
"aisa kya...hume jo janna tha ,wo to tune bata diya.lekin phhir bhi main tera mobile khidki se bahar fekunga...."bolkar Arun utha aur main samajh gaya ki lawde ko maloom hai ki main jhooth bol raha tha.isliye Arun khidki ke paas pahuchta usase pahle hee maine ekdum sau pratishat shuddh karan bataya ,jo ki mere aur Esha ke selection ki vajah thi....main bola.
"tune angrejo ke shasan karne wali us neeti ke baare me to suna hee hoga na ki 'foot dalo aur shasan karo'....usi ko maine thoda modify kiya aur apna ek alag niyam banaya,jo ye tha ki'fod dalo aur shasan karo' aur mere isi neeti par chalte hue maine apna aur Esha ka selection karwaya..."
"sab upar se gaya..."
"well,ab jab tune mujhe neend se uthaya hee hai to main ab tum dono ki liye bagair to rahunga nahi isliye ek baat batao ki yadi kisi race me 5 log participate karne wale hai aur un paancho me se ek tu bhi hai to race jeetane ke liye tu kya karega...."
"main apni puri jaan laga dunga "Arun tevar chadhate hue bola...
"lekin main apna dimag lagaunga aur yahi....bas yahi tum jaise chhote log aur mere jaise bade, mahan ,purusharthi logo me farak hota hai ki tum log gand se sochate ho aur humlog dimag se...main un charo ko race me utarne hee nahi dunga aur bade aaram se goggle lagakar, cigarette ke chhalle udakar, daru peete hue...race jeetunga..."
"ab teri self-praising band ho gayi to ab point par aaye..."apne hath band karke mukke ka roop dekar Saurabh bola...
"apun ne baki ladko ko dhamkaya ki wo Chhatrapal se koyi bhi bahana karke anchoring se hat jaye, warna main unki khatiya khadi kar dunga aur dusare din se unhone auditorium me jaana band kar diya,jiske prinamswarup tum logo ke idol yani ki mera selection hua..."
"how bad are you ..."
"but i like it...good night with bad dreams..."
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Aradhna ka chapter close karke main aage badha aur aise aage badha,jaise Aradhna ko main janta hee nahi hoon,kabhi usase baat bhi na ki ho...uske sath itne din rahkar main ye to jaan hee chuka tha ki wo kitne time kaha rahti hai...isliye utne time waha bhatakna to door main us jagah ke baare me sochta bhi nahi tha.main nahi chahta tha ki Aradhna mere saamne aaye aur koyi emotional drama ho...
Mujhe Aradhna ke classmate ,Aradhna ke aas-paas rahne walo se uski khabar lete rahna chahiye tha ki mere us bartaav ka uspar kya asar hua hai...mujhe uski fikar karni chahiye thi.lekin sach to ye tha ki mujhe uski parvaah hee nahi thi, uski chhodo...mujhe to un dino kisi ki bhi parvaah nahi thi.
aksar main jo karta hoon ,uska kuchh par bahut bura asar padta hai to kuchh itna khush hote hai ki unka bas chale to mujhe 'bharat-ratna' de de...lekin abki baar main jo hoshiyari chod raha tha wo sirf mujhe hee achchha lagne wala tha yani ki koyi dil par lene wala tha ,to koyi muh me aur le bhi kyun na, maine Aradhna ke roop me us sulagti chingari ko chhod diya tha jo ya to khud ko jala kar shant hoti hai ya phhir sabko jala kar rakh kar deti hai,lekin phhir bhi wo nahi bhujhati....lekin in sabse anjaan main un dino farewell me magan tha aur magan bhi kyun na hota...BC teen saal se farewell de-de kar jeb khali ho chuki thi aur abki baar mauka mila tha ki kuchh vasool kiya jaye.....
Maine kitne achchhe kaam kiye ,ye to mujhe yaad nahi lekin meri nazar me jo ek achchha kaam yaad aata hai ,wo ye ki us saal pahli baar city wale aur hostel walo ne milkar welcome party aur farewell ka maza liya...lekin mere is achchhe kaam me burayi ki parat tab chadh jati hai,jab main dekhta hoon ki maine iski shuruat kyun ki thi.
City wale aur hostel walo ka ek sath milkar in do evergreen super duper hit rahne wale programme ki shuruat karne ke peechhe sirf ek vajah thi aur wo ye ki meri tarah hostel ke baki ladke bhi yahi chahte the ki laundiya unke us sunahre din me sath rahe aur aisa tabhi ho sakta tha jab pure college wale milkar kisi programme ka aayojan kare....kyunki ek insaan ko sirf do baar khush hona chahiye,pahle, jab wo is duniya me aata hai aur dusara tab ,jab wo is duniya se jata hai....ab in dono time me kisi ko hosh to rahta nahi,isliye in dono ko main frame of reference ka phenomenon istemaal karke welcome aur farewell party se replace kar diya....aur waise bhi BC ,hum gay to hai nahi,jo sirf ladko ke sath party kare.kul milakar kahe to meri niyat kharab thi lekin kaam jabardast tha.
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"tumhara best friend kaun hai..."college me ghoomte hue Esha ne mujhse puchha...
"tum use nahi janti..."agal-bagal dekh kar main bola...waise main to tha Esha ke sath lekin mera dhyan sirf isi par tha ki kahi se Aradhna na tapak pade....
"kise nahi janti...Arun ko ya Saurabh ko..."
"mere best friend to wo dono hai hee lekin ek aur hai,jo is college me nahi hai..."
"teen-teen best friend...lagta hai tumhe grammer ki knowledge nahi hai.best to sirf ek hota hai..."
"mujhe grammer ki itni knowledge hai,jitni ki grammer banane wale ko bhi nahi hogi
aur best sirf ek ho ya hazaar ye tum par nirbhar karta hai na ki grammer banane wale par..."
"phhir to rahne do, jab main us teesare ko janti nahi to uske baare me baat karke kya fayda....tum ye batao ki Arun aur Saurabh tumhare best friend kyun hai..."
"aur main ye kyun batau...
privacy naam ki bhi koyi chidiya hoti hai aur main us chidiya ko marna nahi chahta..."
"main tumhe force nahi kar rahi batane ko, wo to main isliye puchh rahi thi kyunki mera aaj tak koyi best friend nahi bana...shuru me laga ki Gautam best friend hai ,lekin phhir laga ki Divya...lekin ab lagta hai ki mera koyi friend hee nahi hai...maine tumhe kabhi tumhe ,apne dosto se ladte hue nahi dekha aur na hee iske baare me kabhi suna...jabki hostel ke har ek movement ki khabar pure college me kisi virus ke tarah failti hai...actually main ye janna chahti hoon ki tum apne dosto me kya dekhte ho..."
"apun ka ek simple funda hai..."agal-bagal phhir se iski jaanch karte hue ki Aradhna kahi hai to nahi, main bola"aur wo simple funda ye hai ki mujhe jab bhi mere dosto ki jaroorat pade to wo mujhe achchhe-bure ka naseehat diye bagair pahle mera sath de baki sawal-jawab baad me kare ya na bhi kare...aur Arun-Saurabh dono aise hee hai...unko bas mere muh se ladayi, maar-peet,panga,lafda sunne ki deri hai....Arun to phhir bhi kabhi kuchh nahi puchhta ,wo hamesha yahi sochta hai ki galti meri nahi balki saamne wale ki hogi aur Saurabh ,wo baad me akele me mujhse sab kuchh jaan leta hai ki lafda kyun aur kisliye hua tha..."
"ye best friend kaise ho sakte hai...huh...matlab ki maine kahi padha tha ki ek dost wo hota hai jo aapke sath cigarette na piye balki aapki cigarette chhudaye..."
"aise friend ,good friend hote hai,best nahi aur filhal mere paas aisa ek bhi nahi hai... "
"i love you, Arman...jaise-jaise tumhare sath din beet rahe hai...tumhara utna jyada hee effect mujhpar pad raha hai..."
"ye ab phhir se bore karegi
"Esha ko 'i love you too'bolkar maine man me socha....
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