Address rahta hai na application form me . Waise R Rathi gaur nahi karti par dono RVC me rahte hai toh normally use wo address yad ho gaya i mean flat number.nice update ..ab ye chhukar dekhne se bhi pata nahi chalta ki sapna hai ya hakeekat..par rathi mam ki insult jarur ho gayi hai real me aisa lagta hai
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par arman ne ye kaise maan liya ki E5 me rehne ka bolne par rathi mam bas dimag ki soch hai
zabardat update ..sabne insult karne ke liye waha bulaya tha par baadme arman ne itna bhashan dekar sabki beijjati kar diUpdate 20
“tum aksar shant kyun ho jate ho…kahi tumhe aisa toh nahi lagta ki main tumhara Mazak uda raha hoon ,actually main aisa hee hoon….main dil ki baat jubaan par le hee aata hoon….tum chaho toh Sharda Enterprise chhodkar ,mere sath meri company me kaam kar sakte ho….aur tumhari salary hogi 30000 per month….mujhe nahi lagta ki Sharda Enterprise tumhe isase jyada salary degi”
“thirty thousands per month….yuck….itne me tohmeri naukrani bhi kaam na kare”bolkar Shipra has padi aur main khud ko control karne laga ki nahi beta Arman…nahi…in logo ke muh nahi lagna inhe kya pata teri mahanta ke bare me….
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Maine us waqt jab Shipra mujhpar has rahi thi toh gaur kiya ki Varun ne mera hath chhod diya tha yani ki wo ab chahta tha ki main un sabko jawab du…lekin maine apne mann ko bhatkaya aur apne hee khayalo me kho gaya…is beech Varun bahana markar waha se jana bhi chaha lekin Sonam ne use apni kasam dekar use rok liya….pata nahi wo log Varun ko kyun rok rahe the…kyunki khushi toh unhe meri bezzati karne se mil rahi thi….
“Arman tumne jawab nahi diya ki…tum meri company join karoge ya nahi….”
“done…tees hazar me done…thank you…
yugpurush_arman@india.com me call letter bhej dena… ab khush”
“peon ki post hai….manzoor hai kya”kahte hue David has diya….Sonam aur Shipra bhi hasi lekin main sirf Nisha ko dekh raha tha….wo bhi is samay mand-mand muskura rahi thi....wo kayi baar toh apni hasi rok leti lekin kayi baar uski hasi aisi mand-mand muskano ke roop me samne aa jati thi….jise dekhkar main bhi muskura deta tha….
“toh tum taiyar ho meri company me subah-sham jhadu marne ke liye…”
“sorry…darsal baato hee baato me main kahi aur khoya hua tha , you know… ek busy person ke paas faltu logo ki baato ko sunne ka time nahi hota lekin phhir bhi wo faltu tuchiye log bakar-bakar karte rahte hai toh mujhe unki haan me haan milana padta hai…abhi tak main wahi kar raha tha lekin ab main pure tarike se yahi hoon aur kuch der rahunga bhi toh jo puchhna hai ab puchho….chalo start karo puchhna”
“tum jhooth bol rahe ho…tumne humari sari baate dhyan se suni aur uska jawab bhi diya lekin ab bol rahe ho ki tum kahi khoye hue the….ye kaise mumkin hai”Shipra boli
“MTL hoon main yani ki multi talented ladka…ye toh kuch bhi nahi main toh khoye-khoye tujhe ek jhapad bhi maar sakta hoon , jiske baad tu bhi kho jayegi… try karegi”
“Shipra ko chhodo ,mujhse baat karo…..newton ka third law lagao aur humne tum par jo action liya hai uska reaction do…newton ka third law…jante bhi ho ya nahi…kamal hai…science ke student hokar third law of newton nahi jante….main batata hoon every action has equal and opposite reaction….”
“wow David…. You are so smart…mujhe ye rule likh kar do na…taki main bhi Arman ko ye rule bol saku”David ki taraf dekhkar Shipra boli
“actually, main khoya hua tha ek facebook post me….maine kal facebpook me ek post dekha tha… ek image….koyi jpeg file thi shayad…jo ki kisi nami page ne post kiya tha...jisme do image ko combine kiya gaya tha….ek image thi om sybol ki…om matlab om…shankar bhagwan wala om”hawa me om banate hue maine kaha“aur dusari image par number likha gaya tha 786….aur us image ke upar likha gaya tha ki om ke liye like kare aur allah ke liye comment…dekhte hai kaun jeet-ta hai…yakin nahi manoge us page par barah lakh logo ne like kiya tha aur shayad itne hee logo ne comment…. Maine us pic ko dekha aur usme like aur comment ho rahi sankhya ko dekhkar mere mann me vichar aaya ki kitna free time hai logo ke paas….upar se yadi comment section me jao toh aise aise shabd ek dusare ke religion par kiye hote hai ki unhe main bata nahi sakta…bata nahi sakta kya…main toh soch bhi nahi sakta….bas isi vazah se mujhe socially hona pasand nahi hai kyunki main aksar logo se disappoint ho jata hoon… ab aaj ke dinner ko dekh lo, main jab se aaya hua hoon tab se tum log mera Mazak uda rahe ho, lekin maine kuch kaha….nahi na ….kyunki main janta hoon ki tum logo ki aukat hee yahi hai…group me baithkar kisi ki hooting karna….i just hate everyone…aur David , tu mujhe Shri newton ka third law padha raha hai…abey ullu yadi tune apne 8th semester ki book….sorry 8th semester kaha se aa gaya, teri toh aukat hee nahi ki tu Engineering ke 8th semester tak pahuch paye…yadi tune apne school ki class 8th ki science ki book ko thik dhang se padha hota toh tujhe samajh aata ki newton ke third law me action aur reaction alag-alag body par hota hai lekin tu….tune toh naya rule hee nikal diya…action aur reaction ko ek hee body par thok kar…tujhe toh award milna chahiye…chutiya award…ya phhir ghanta award…ye hua first point….aur dusara point ye ki tune newton ke third rule ke base par mujhse kya bola ki main tujhe apna reaction doon….abey gandul, newton chacha ne kaha tha ki action aur reaction alag-alag time par nahi…usi samay hota hai….toh yadi maine usi samay , jab tum log mera Mazak uda rahe the ya Mazak udane ki koshish kar rahe the toh yadi usi samay main tumlogo ko ek-do mukka mashak deta ya phhir tum logo ke muh me thook deta tab wo hota newton ke third law wala reaction….isliye agali baar se ye rule kahi ghusadne se pahle yaad rakhna ki Shri Arman ne kya kaha tha….BC tum jaise log hee ,bachpan me 2+2 ke jawab me 6,7 likhkar aksar murga bana karte ho….aur Shipra tujhe newton ka third rule chahiye….taki tu mujhe bata sake….tujhe pata hai, tum jaisi ladkiyo ko dekhkar main kya sochta hoon….main sochta hoon ki….tumlog is duniya me kyun aayi…matlab koyi career nahi…koyi knowledge nahi…tum jaise…tum jaisi se matlab tum teeno jaisi ladkiya bas baap ke paise ke dum par 23-24 saal tak aish karti hai phhir shadi kar leti hai….bas life khatm….BC isase achchhi life toh River View Colony ka kutta-Bisleri jeeta hai…kyunki afterall uski koyi respect hai…uska koyi role hai…tum logo ka kya role hai ?…baap ke paise par aish karna…? Tum logo ko zara sa bhi andaza hai ki tum logo ko dekhkar tumhare maa-baap kya sochte honge ? apne dosto ke samne kitni sharam aati hogi unhe ye bolne me ki…meri beti, kuch nahi karti…wo toh bas chhachhundar ke mafiq idhar se udhar din bhar ghumte rahti hai….shame on you, girls….shame on you….”kahkar maine ek lambi saans li aur pani peene laga….paani peene ke baad maine ek Dakar mari aur Shipra ki taraf dekhkar bola“aur janeman, kya haal hai….aglI baar kisi padhe likhe ko le aana mujhse muqabala karne ke liye…toh main chalu, ya kisi aur ko koyi aur baat karni hai…Nisha…?Sonam….?Shipra…..? itni shant kyun ho tum teeno…lagta hai mere baaton ko tumne dil pe le liya…dil pe hee lena warna kahi aur logi toh kahi aur se baat bahar niklegi…badi aayi, third law of newton explain karne wali…. toh main chalu….David bhaiya ? main jaun ya aap mujhe koyi aur naya offer denge ya koyi science ke rule samjhana chahe toh main ruk sakta hoon…basharte aapne un rules ko ek anpadh…bepakal insaan ki tarah na padha ho….”
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Meri baat ka waha baithe sabhi logo ne bur maan liya tha aur Varun ke reaction ko dekh-kar mujhe ahsas hua ki maine jyada bol diya hai….Shipra ki halat toh rone jaisi ho gayi thi…Sonam aur Nisha bhi gumsum gumsum thi….
“dekha ho gaya na kabada…mujhe chhedte hee kyun ho, phhir..mana ki currently main version 3.0 par chal raha hoon…lekin iska matlab ye thodi hai ki Version 2.0 ke ek bhi features nahi honge…mere dimag me version 1.0 aur 2.0 ka backup hai…jise main jab chahu tab install karke tum sabki fad sakta hoon..that’s Shri Arman for you…bitches”
“main soch raha tha ki ” un sabka kaam tamaam karne ke baad main waha se jaane ke liye khada hee hua tha ki David bol pada“Arman tum baat kar rahe the kisi fb pic ki, jisme kisi famous page ne kuch objectionable material post kiya tha ,jiske karan tumne us post ko like karne wale ,us post me comment karne wale lakho logo ko galat samajh liya….ye kis hadd tak sahi hai…kya yahi tumhari aukat hai….kya tumhari thinking itni giri hui hai ki tumne us page par like,comment karne wale sabhi logo ko galat maan liya…jabki galti sirf us pic ko post karne wale ki thi…tumhe pata hai humare uchi society me log tum jaise insaan ko kya kahte hai…narrow minded…iska matlab bhi pata hai tumhe…narrow minded…”
“abhi tune thodi der pahle science ka rule mujhse pucha tha, usase santusti nahi hui kya…jo tu ab science se koodkar English me aa gaya….abey tune mujhe samajh kya rakha hai…khair jaane do…”
“ok leave it…lekin tu ye toh zaroor manega na ki tu narrow minded hai… tum jaise log hee terriorist jaisi chizo ko badhawa dete hai”
“lol…gay please”
“let me finish… tum ek baar socho aur phhir mujhe batao ki galti kiski thi…us fb post me…use post karne wale ki ya use like/comment karne wale ki”
“dono ki… darasal mera aisa manna hai ki….chutiya banana buri baat nahi hai, chutiya banna buri baat hai….sorry lesbians for my foul language… kya karu, dialogue book me yahi likha tha ”
“toh tum ye kahna chah rahe ho ki us pic ko like karne wala har shaks chahe wo chhota ho ya bada…chahe wo nasamajh hee kyun na ho…wo sab bure hai…ab ye mat kahna ki unme se koyi innocent nahi raha hoga…”
“bahut ho gaya,ye vad-vivad…main chalta hoon”ghadi me time dekhte hue maine kaha…
“toh tum haar gaye…”
“nahi”
“toh phhir ise complete karke jao….jise tumne shuru kiya hai…warna apni haar swikar karo aur hum sabse dus-dus baar sorry bolo”
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nice update ..action ka reaction dene se nisha ne break up kar liya aur aisa lagta hai ye honewala hi thaUpdate 22
Mujhe Sharda Vihar me kaam karne se koyi dikkat nahi thi balki Sharda Vihar aur Rathi mam ki badaulat main aksar bore hone se bach jaya karta tha lekin iska nuksan bhi tha ,wo ye ki office me kaam na hone ki vazah se main bore bhi hone lagta tha aur ye jo boring word hai, isase main duniya me sabse jyada nafrat karta hoon…insano se bhi jyada.
Yahi haal aaj ka bhi tha,balki aaj haal kuch jyada hee behal tha…baki din toh Rathi mam ki gand ka sahara bhi tha ,lekin aaj toh wo bhi nahi thi…I mean aaj toh lawda… lawde hee lag gaye…upar se Vandana mam ki dhamki alag…Vandana mam se pichha kaise chhudaya jaye ? aisa kya karu ki Vandana mam wo wali baat puri tarah se bhool jaye…
Inhi pareshaniyo se joojhate hue main chair par pura pasar gaya aur upar chhat ki taraf dekhne laga…chhat se mera matlab hai ceiling…maine dekha ki ceiling ek do jagah se crack hai aur ek jagah usme shayad black ya green color ka daag bhi tha….mujhe karne ko kuch toh tha nahi ,isliye main us daag ko hee dekhne laga aur jaise-jaise main use dekhta gaya ,mere dimag me kayi aakritiya aane lagi wo ceiling ka hara dhabba chamakne laga aur uski chamak itni tez thi ki meri aankho me chubh rahi thi….kayi aakritiya mujhe ceiling par madrati hui dikhayi di….maine us chamakte hare rang se honi wali chubhan ko rokne ke liye apni aankh band kar li…lekin meri aankh ab bhi chubh rahi thi jaise maine apni aankh band hee na ki ho…mera pura sharir bahut jor se kanpne laga….itni jor se ki mere dono hath pair buri tarah kaanp rahe the aur daant aapas me takra rahe the..main apni aankhe kholkar ye dekhna chahta tha ki BC ye kya bala hai lekin jab maine apni aankhe kholi toh main kahi aur tha…maine apni aankh kholi toh paya ki main toh apne ghar me tha…jaha mujhe Vipin bhaiya ki aawaz sunayi de rahi thi…
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“papa,aapne Arman ko kaha tha ki wo Varun ke sath na ghoome lekin maine kal Varun ke sath hee Arman ko dekha tha bus-stop par…..”
“uthne de usko ,abhi batata hoon main…”ek kadak aawaz ke sath mere papa ji ne kaha ,jo mere kaano tak bhi pahuchi…..
“subah se hee shuru ho gaye ye baap-bete…pata nahi kya dushmani hai mujhse”badbadate hue maine bistar chhoda
Us din jyada kuch khas nahi bola mere papa ne…bas mujhe ek bar aur warning di ki main yadi Varun ke sath ghoomte ya baat karte hue paya gaya toh meri aisi-taisi kar denge…..pata nahi kya problem hai in sabko Varun se ? khair main taiyar hua calender me taarikh dekhi….23 sept. 2009
“bhai yar , tujhe ek baat batani hai…”prayer ke dauran apne aage baithe Varun ko kochakte hue main bola
“Bulla bhai ,idhar hee round maar rahe hai aur unhone tujhe mujhse baat karte hue dekh liya toh, wo tujhe toh kuch nahi kahenge lekin mujhe thapadiyate hue kahenge ki nalayak disturb karta hai…school ke sabse ache ladke ko….”bina peeche mude Varun ne kaha
“sun toh sahi”
“na bhai…”
“bhag sale…ab bolna ki Reema se setting karwa de…”
“kaun se jamane me jee rahe ho gurudev…Reema se meri setting ek mahine pahle hee ho chuki hai…kal hee toh bataya tha tujhe ki maine use uske ghar jakar kiss kiya hai”
“yani ki last time main ek mahine pahle aaya tha”badbadate hue maine apni aankh band ki aur prayer me wapas lag gaya….
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Ye shayad dusari ya teesari baar tha jab main apne version 1.0 me pahucha tha…aur main ye janne ko bahut utsuk ho chuka tha ki kya main yaha jo bhi karunga kya wo mera past change kar dega aur kya mujhe mere ateet ki dusari hee kahani bayan karega…mera matlab yadi maine abhi apne hath ko chaku se kaat liya toh kya next time jab main yaha aaunga toh kya mere hath me chaku ka wo nishan rahega ya phhir aise hee sirf aaj tak ke liye hee wo nishan simit rahega...23 sept. 2009 mujhe ache se yaad hai ki aaj ke din recess time me meri hee class ka ek launda bathroom me cigarette peete hue pakdayega jiske baad uski khoob pelayi hogi….isliye mere paas bahut se mauke the ye check karne ke liye ki yadi main yaha koyi changes karu toh haqiqat me kya hoga…..
“haan ab bol…ki kya bol raha tha prayer ke time…”prayer hall se class ki taraf aate hue Varun ne mujhse puchha
“main tujhse kahna chahta hoon ki…ki……nahi yar tu sochega ki main tujhe bewkoof bana raha hoon…jo ki main tujhe hardum banata hoon ”
“bolega bhai”
“main tujhse kahna chahta hoon ki main is waqt se nahi hoon….matlab main Arman hee hoon lekin pata nahi main yaha kaise achanak aa jata hoon..”
“chal be…subah se kuch aur nahi mila kya…kal tu class me mujhe bol raha tha ki tu future dekh sakta hai aur aaj bol raha hai ki tu future se hee aaya hai…”
“abey kal maine waise hee kah diya hoga ,sixth sense ke dum par….lekin aaj main sachmuch me future se aaya hoon”
“aisa toh phhir ye bata ki”class me baithe laundo ki taraf dekhte hue Varun ne puchha“aaj kise bulla class ke bahar bhejega”
“abey ye chindi sawal mujhse tu kyun puch raha hai…main tujhe bade kand ki information deta hoon…wo bhaisa hai na C section me”
“kaun wo kariya…jisase kutte ki tarah baas aati hai”
“haan wahi…kariya…wo aaj lunch ke samay cigarette peete hue pakda jayega,jiske baad school ke sare teacher use gher kar marenge aur ”mera itna bolna tha ki aas-paas ki deewaro me vibration hona shuru ho gaya…jisase main samajh gaya ki ab mera ant samay aa gaya hai...lekin itni jaldi ?…pichhali baar toh kafi time tak main yaha tha. Ab main ye kaise maloom karunga ki yaha change kiya hua incident vastav me bhi change hota hai ya nahi….
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Initially mera plan ye tha ki main recess me us ladke ko bathroom me cigarette peene nahi dunga jisase wo na toh teachers ki pakad me aayega aur na hee school me halla hoga aur next time jab main yaha aaunga toh Varun se puchh lunga ki kya wo launda cigarette peete hue pakdaya tha….ispar yadi Varun ka jawab na rahega toh main samajh jaunga ki cheeze badal rahi hai lekin yadi Varun ne haan kaha toh samajh jaunga ki mera yun yaha aana sirf aaj ke liye valid hai…main jo karunga wo sirf aaj tak ya phhir kahe ki sirf mere dimag tak hee simit rahega… in sabka vastavikta se koyi lena dena nahi hai aur phhir River view colony me jakar Varun se finally confirm kar lunga…warna directly puchhne se wo mujhe pagal samjhega…lekin abhi achanak vibrate hoti dewaro ne mera sara plan chaupat kar diya tha ye aisa tha jaise ki prakriti mujhse kah rahi ho ki…. na munna na…tum jo ho chukka hai use badal nahi sakte….
“Varun sun dhyan se…2011 me India world cup jeetegi lekin 2015 me semi final me haar jayegi…ab tu ye yaad rakhna…chal jaldi se bol ke dikha”
“2011 me india world cup jeetegi lekin 2015 me semi final me haar jayegi…”
“right…bas tu ye yaad rakhna aur next time main tujhse jab bhi puchhu toh mujhe bata dena…aur sale agli baar jab Reema ke ghar jayega toh dhyan se kand karna kyunki uska bhai tum dono ko pakad lega aur Gandhi jayanti ke agle din Bulla surprice test le….le…leeee….lega”apna sar dabate hue main bola“isliye taiyari kar lena kyunki Bulla hum dono ko alag……alag…….”
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“iski maa ka….koyi zandu balm lao be” haqiqat me aakar apne sar ko dono hath se thok kar main bola
.shayad nisha yahi chahti ho ....lagta hai office se jaldi jane ki wajah se daantegi rathi mam ....
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nice update ...ab past me bhi pichhe ki taraf jaa raha hai armanChapter-10 : 24 Hours
Update 25
MBD se nikalkar main colony ki taraf chal pada aur chalta hee raha…bahut der tak chalte rahne ke baad maine gaur kiya ki sadak khatm hee nahi ho rahi hai…raasta to maine apne room tak jaane wala naapa tha par main room nahi pahuch raha tha…room kya ,main toh colony ke gate tak bhi nahi pahuch paya tha aur ab achanak se jis sadak par main chal raha tha wo mere liye anjaan ho gayi thi…main kidhar jaun aur kidhar na jaun mujhe kuch samajh hee nahi aa raha tha…maine apne aas-paas dekha…waha bahut sari sadak ab apne aap ban rahi thi ,jo ki ek-dusare ki same to same copy thi aur ek dusare se randomly kahi se bhi judte ja rahi thi…jinpar se bahut sari gaadiya tez raftaar ke sath gujar rahi thi aur jab koyi gadi tez raftaar ke sath mere paas se gujarti toh mera dimag jhanjhana jata…maine dekha ki in sadko ka koyi normal pattern nahi tha…ye toh bas randomly ek dusare se judati ja rahi hai…kayi sadak toh mere aankho ke samne ban rahi thi…apne aap.jaise kisi ne koyi jadu ki chhadi ghumayi ho aur tabhi mere paas aakar ek school bus ruki…
“abey, Arman…bheeg kyun raha hai…jaldi andar aa…”
“kaun…kya abhi baarish ho rahi hai ”
“abey andar aayega…School nahi jana kya…”
“School…kaun sa school…kya main ek teacher hoon…? aur ye Arman kaun hai..mera name Arman hai ?”
“andar aayega ki nahi tu…”ek dusari kadakdar aawaz mere kaano me padi jiske karan main us aawaz ki taraf dekhe ko mazboor ho gaya…wo school bus ka conductor tha shayad…confirm, wo school bus ka conductor hee tha….ya phhir nahi tha.
Maine apne aap ko wahi khade rahkar upar se neeche tak dekha aur paya ki main ek school uniform me hoon…aur baarish me puri tarah bheeg gaya hoon…lekin ye barsaat kab hui ? aur yadi hui bhi toh mujhe pata kyun chala ? aur ye jhat barabar launde mujhe jaldi se andar kyun aane ke liye kah rahe hai ? inki maa ka… wait….kahi main phhir se toh….shit
“are yar…phhir se past me…pata nahi main real me kaha hoon…”bus ke andar aate hue main gusse se bola
Mujhe thoda samay laga ye janne me…ki actually mere sath ho kya raha hai.par mujhe chinta is baat ki thi ki main haqiqat me kaha hoon…kyunki mujhe itna toh yaad hai ki Nisha ke jane ke baad main bhi MBD restaurant se bahar nikal aaya tha lekin apne room tak nahi pahucha tha…yani ki main Restaurant aur apne room ke beech kahi behosh pada hua hoon…?
“BC mujhe yaha se bahar nikalna hoga…warna koyi mere upar gadi chadha kar nikal jayega….”
Maine gaur kiya ki bahar bahut tez baarish ho rahi thi aur us baarish me main bhi bheega hua tha,jiska ahsaas mujhe ab ho raha tha…. yani ki apne aankh me paani dalkar toh main wapas haqiqat me nahi ja sakta tha…kyunki main already pani me bahut bheega hua tha aur ab bhi yahi tha…isliye maine apne sar ko thodi der sahlaya aur mere aage wali seat ke peechhe jo lohe ka handle laga hua tha uspar apna sar de mara…
“kamal hai…kuch nahi hua…lagta hai ,force kam pad gaya” kahte hue maine ek aur baar apna sar us lohe ke handle me de mara lekin nateeza ab bhi wahi tha…aur main ab bhi wahi tha…maine do-teen baar aur try kiya…lekin har baar sirf mera sar hee dard deta…
“kyun be…mutth marne ka side effect ho raha hai kya..jo apna sar baar-baar patak raha hai…”mere bagal wali khali seat me baithkar Varun bola
“tu bhi yahi hai…”
“jaha tu…waha main..”
“gay… waise …aaj date kaun si hai…”
“19th Sept. 2009….”
“ye nahi ho sakta….”apni aankhe fadkar aur full chauk-kar main bola…jiska karan ye tha ki last time jab main yaha aaya tha toh Varun ne mujhe 23 Sept. ki date batayi thi aur aaj wo 19th sept. bata raha tha….yani ki past me past…kya chutiyapa hai yar….
Last time main jab aaya tha toh Varun ko maine ye bataya tha ki ‘ Indian cricket team 2011 me world cup jeetegi aur 2015 me semifinal haar jayegi’…taaki main ye check kar saku ki main past events me interfere kar sakta hoon ya nahi….aur mera plan tha ki jab main agli baar apne School life me Varun se milunga toh us-se ye puchkar confirm kar lunga…lekin ab samay ne apna naya khel shuru kar mujhe aur peeche dhakel diya tha...upar se main yaha kab tak rahunga ye bhi mujhe nahi pata tha…ispar se reality me main kaha pada hua hoon iski mujhe alag hee tension ho rahi thi…
“Arman…”
“hmm….”
“Armaaan…”abki baar thoda cheekh kar Varun ne mera name pukara
“chillata kyun hai be….wo bhi kaan ke paas”
“ek bahut zaroori baat karni hai tujhse…”
“time nahi hai…main khud bahut pareshan hoon…aur ye jhat barabar launde…jo bus me aage baithe hai…wo halla kyun kar rahe hai…inki toh main…”
“sun na bhai…”
“bak…”
“wo Gaurav hai na…Gaurav…”
“D section wala,Gaurav…wahi na tera dost…”
“dost mat bol MC ko…”
“kyun be…kal tak toh tu aksar uski tareef karta rahta tha…aaj kya hua…” apna sar dabate hue Varun ki taraf dekhkar maine puchha…lekin Varun chup raha…
Varun mujhse kuch kahna chahta tha…lekin uski jeebh atak rahi thi. Matlab wo mujhse kah nahi pa raha tha…aur jab wo mujhse nahi kah pa raha tha yani ki abtak toh usne is bare me kisi se jikra tak nahi kiya hoga…
“le kaan me bol de…”apna sar thoda aur Varun ke karib lejakar maine kaha…jiske baad Varun ne apni mutthi bheechi aur bahut speed ke sath ek saans me sab kuch bol gaya…ek saans me ? nahi actually usne ek baar beech me saans liya tha…ya phhir do baar…?
“main kal sham ko cricket khelne gaya tha aur mom-dad bhi ghar par nahi the….main Gaurav ko apna dost manta tha aur wo aksar mere sath mere ghar aaya karta tha…aur kal jab main cricket khelkar ghar wapas lauta toh dekha ki Gaurav ,meri behan Mahi ke sath mere ghar me tha...Gaurav ko yun apne ghar me dekh mujhe ajeeb laga…bahut ajeeb laga..lekin mere kuch puchhane se pahle hee Gaurav boundary koodkar waha se bhag gaya….”
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Do you Remember the first law of friendynamic ? created by me….let me remind you…dost ki maal = dost ki behan…yani ki dono ko line marna mana hai….lekin yaha toh D section wale Gaurav ne jise Varun apna dost manta tha usne sirf line hee nahi mara tha balki aur bhi bahut kuch mara tha…School pahuchkar maine D section me jakar dekha…Gaurav abhi school nahi aaya tha…lekin prayer hall me mujhe Gaurav dikh gaya….mann toh mera usi samay use thokne ka tha lekin phhir maine khud par control kiya aur jab prayer khatm hui toh main Varun ko lekar D section me gaya…waha D section ke aur bhi ladke the…jinme se kuch Gaurav ke dost bhi the….lekin mujhe unse koyi matlab nahi tha aur na hee mujhe unki koyi parvah thi…main…Varun ke sath seedhe Gaurav ki bench ke samne gaya..jaha wo baitha hua tha….mujhe ,Varun ke sath dekhkar Gaurav samajh gaya ki main yaha kyun aaya hoon…
“kaise be..”Gaurav ka thobda pakad kar main bola…
“sorry bhai, galti ho gayi….”dheemi aawaz me Gaurav ne Varun se kaha…
“galti….ye le…”bolkar maine sabke samne Gaurav ko ek tamacha kheechkar diya…
us waqt mujhe pata nahi kya ho gaya tha…jab se maine Gaurav ki is harqat ke bare me suna tha…tab se mera khoon jal raha tha…mujhe aisa laga jaise ki Gaurav ne Varun ki behan ke sath nahi balki meri behan ke sath wo sab kuch kiya ho…aur Gaurav ko waha apne samne dekh main sirf yahi nahi rooka….mere ek tamacha marne ke baad wo mujhe bhi marne ke liye utha…lekin wo thik se khada bhi ho pata us-se pahle hee maine uske seene me ek laat jad di…jis-se Gaurav wahi ladkhada kar peeche neeche gir gaya…aur mujhe maa-bahan ki gali dete hue jor-jor se rone laga…uske rone ki aawaz se main itna jaan gaya tha ki ab school ke teachers zaroor aayenge…yani ki main fasne wala to tha hee toh maine socha ki kyun na ise puri tarah markar khatm kar diya jaye…isliye pahle toh maine neeche gire hue Gaurav ko laato se mara lekin jab mera mann nahi bhara toh hafte hue main bhi neeche baitha aur uska baal pakadkar kheechte hue uska sar zameen par jor se patak diya….jisase uske cheekhne ki aawaz aur bhi tez ho gayi…..lekin main nahi ruka aur uska sar zameen par marta hee raha…aur jab uske mathe se khoon nikalna shuru hua toh maine uske sar ko chhodkar utha
“Madarchod…Varun tujhe apna bhai mankar apne ghar le jata tha aur tune uski bahan ke sath hee…”bolte hue maine ek laat seedhe Gaurav ke muh me mari…jiske baad uske sar ke sath uske muh se bhi khoon nikalne laga….
Par main thoda hairan tha ki D section me se uska koyi bhi dost mujhe rokne ke liye samne kyun nahi aa raha tha…Gaurav ka koyi bhi dost use bachane ke liye mujhe nahi rok raha tha aur na hee kisi ne ladayi jhagda shant karwane ki koshish bhi ki…yaha tak ke Varun ne bhi mujhe nahi roka aur tab main samjha ki Varun toh yahi chahta tha…wo janta tha ki main friendynamic ke law ke karan bahut jyada gussa ho jaunga aur bina kuch soche-samjhe marte dum tak Gaurav ko marunga…yani ki Varun ne jaan-buchkar bus me wo baat mujhe batayi thi ? toh ye sab Varun ka plan tha ? that’s why ,I hate everyone…..
Maine Gaurav ka pair pakda aur use ghaseet kar class me sabke samne laya aur phhir se neeche baitha aur mukko ki jhadi laga di….is dauran kayi baar mera hath neeche floor par bhi takraya aur mujhe bhi dard hua…kayi jagah se mera bhi hath kat gaya tha aur mere hath se khoon nikal raha tha….lekin main nahi rooka…mujhe toh bas Gaurav ki shakl dikh rahi thi aur dheere-dheere mujhe uski shakl me Gautam ki shakl nazar aane lagi….isliye main use maarta gaya, bas maarta gaya….aur tab tak maarta raha jab tak ki school ke teachers ne aakar mujhe us-se alag nahi kiya…mere principal ne toh mujhe maarne ke liye apna hath bhi utha liya tha….lekin phhir wo rook gaye aur mujhe kuch nahi kiya….BC fattu ,Principal…main uski jagah rahta toh kachar dalta.
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..aur ye kaise ho gaya ki gaurav ko maarte waqt koi bich me nahi aaya .ye shayad hua hi nahi hai ki varun ki behan aur gaurav ka matter ,,,,,,shayad ye dimag ka koi kaam hai arman ke ..
nice update ..ye jo jhagda hua school me aur apne bhai se maarpit ye sach me hua tha kya bachpan me arman ke saath ???Update 27
Sadak ke kinare bane ek ghar ke peeche jakar maine fatafat ek cigarette sulgaya aur lambe-lambe kash marne laga …jisase mujhe thodi rahat nahi mili ….jiske baad maine do aur cigarette fook mare….aur tab mujhe apni galti ka ahsaas hua aur main wapas us panthele wale ke pas gaya…
“sorry…”cigarette ke dibba uski taraf fekte hue main bola “ 6 bachi hai…rakh le…aur agli baar se grahak jo maange chup chap de diya karna…”
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Cigarette peene se meri bechaini thodi kam hui thi lekin phhir bhi main tension me tha ki main kab yaha se nikal paunga par main itna toh jaan gaya tha ki yadi main yahi ghar par pada raha toh yaha se nikalna mushqil hai…mujhe kuch na kuch karte rahna hoga taaki kisi ek event ke dauran mere dimag ke andar chalne wala samay chakra mujhe bahar nikal feke….isiliye main school jaane ke liye taiyar hone laga…gharwalo ne bahut mana kiya ki aaj mat ja, thode din rest kar le…lekin main nahi mana aur important test ka bahana karke school ke liye taiyar hone laga…lekin gharwale phhir bhi nahi maan rahe the aur Pita shri ne toh yaha tak kah diya tha ki wo mere teacher se baat kar lenge…lekin main nahi mana aur jabaran school jaane ke liye taiyaar hone laga….jiske karan papa thoda naraz ho gaye….lekin maine apna bag taanga aur ghar se nikal gaya….
Aaj Varun nahi aaya tha…isliye main bus me sar jhukaye chup chap baiha tha..normally bus se school ka safar aadhe ghante ka tha…lekin jab bahut der tak bus school nahi pahuchi toh maine ghadi me time dekha…
“ek ghanta ho gaya…aur bus abhi tak chal rahi hai…”apna sar uthakar maine khidki ke bahar dekha toh meri aankh fati ki fati rah gayi….bahar thik usi tarah bahut sari sadke ban rahi thi…jaise ki kal. Jis-se main samajh gaya ki yahi samay hai, yaha se nikalne ka…maine khud ko dekha toh paya ki main school uniform me nahi hoon aur mera sharir bhi present time wale Arman ka tha…maine bus me apni nazar daudayi , bus me koyi nahi tha….na toh students …na hee conductor aur na hee driver….par bus apni full speed ke sath sadak par daudi jaa rahi thi….
“kya-kya karwa raha hai mera dimag mujhse….ab is chalti hui bus se koodna padega…khair koyi baat nahi….kaun sa mujhe kuch hoga…”badbadate hue main gate tak aaya aur bhagwan ka naam lekar neeche kood gaya….mujhe past me aakhiri pal jo yaad hai usme bus ka tyre mere upar chadh gaya tha aur mujhe bahut sari aawaze sunayi de rahi thi lekin phhir sab kuch achanak se shant ho gaya…
Idhar haqiqat me main jab utha toh meri lakh koshisho ke bawzood meri aankh nahi khul rahi thi…jaise ki kisi ne feviquick se chipka diya ho…maine apni ungaliyo se bhi aankh kholne ki koshish ki lekin aankh aisi chipak rahi thi main kuch nahi kar pa raha tha…jis-se mujhe shaq hua ki kahi main sach me haqiqat me aaya hoon ya phhir se kahi aur pahuch gaya hoon….kahi lawda ,main mar toh nahi gaya ?
“control…control…aur ahiste se khol…jaha power kaam nahi karta waha pyar kaam karta hai…kaam kar raha hai…aise hee …haan…iski toh…”
Aankh khulte hee main chauka , kyunki is waqt main apne room me tha…lekin ye kaise mumkin hai…kyunki mujhe ache se yaad hai ki main MBD restaurant se apne room pahucha hee nahi tha…maine time dekha toh dopahar ke ek baje the…aur yadi ye wahi din hai jis din main last time Nisha se mila tha toh yaha ka do ghanta mere past ke chaubis ghante ke barabar hai…..
“Relativity…Einstein kaka ”
Par yadi ye dusare din ka 1 PM hua toh ?…yadi yaha koyi relativity na hui toh ? ye bhi toh ho sakta hai ki mujhe kisi sadak ke kinare pada hua dekh Varun mujhe utha laya ho…aur is waqt kahi bahar gaya hua ho…waise bhi room ka gate khula hai…par isme ek locha hai…yadi main sadak ke kinare behosh pada rahta aur Varun mujhe dhoondh leta toh wo mujhe yaha room me thodi lata ,wo toh mujhe seedhe hospital me admit karta…par ye maloom karna ki aaj kaun si taarikh hai bahut aasan tha…maine apna mobile uthaya aur date check kiya….
“5 Sept. last time jab main Nisha se mila tha toh 5 Sept. tha ya phhir 4 sept. ya phhir 3…ek min. kal 4th Sept. tha…sure…lekin mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai ki kal 4th nahi balki 3rd Sept. tha…bahut confusing hai ye…ek kaam karta hoon Nisha ko call karta hoon….”
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“haan ,Arman…toh confirm hain na ki tum hum sabko party de rahe ho….”
“party ,kaisi party…”angadayi lete hue maine pucha
“arey itni jaldi bhool gaye…tumhi ne toh kaha tha ki tum…mujhe, Shipra ko ,Sonam ko aur David ko apology party doge…”
“arey haan…yaad aaya…par pahle main tumhe specially party dunga ,akele me….uske baad sabko ek sath….”
“tum Mazak kar rahe ho na…”
“na..matlab haan…matlab na…pata nahi kya bol raha hoon main”
“main kuch samjhi nahi…”
“samjha toh main bhi nahi…par main Mazak nahi kar raha…aaj sham ko main aur tum matlab ki tum aur main kahi bahar chalte hai…mall ya hotel…kuch bhi choose kar lo…”
“sachi na…phhir apni baat se palat mat jaana…ok bye”
“arey rook toh…”
“jaldi bolo…main fb me apni photo dalne ke liye photo edit kar rahi hoon..”
“main tujhse aaj hee MBD me mila tha na…confirm…”
“ye bhi koyi puchhne wali baat hai…do ghante pahle hee toh mile the aur bill bhi tumne pay kiya tha…remember”
“kya remember…mujhe sab kuch yaad hai…wo toh main bas tujhe yaad dila raha tha ki aaj bill maine pay kiya hai”
“I love you..ab bye…”
“love you too….”bolte-bolte main ruka aur phhir kisi soch me pad gaya….jiske baad main man hee man me raksho ki tarah hasne laga…. “ab batata hoon in sabko ki Arman se panga lene ka kya nateeza hota hai…mujhe toh abhi se hee kafi excitement hai aur jab mera ye haal hai toh in sabki toh gand hee fat jayegi…inhe Version 2.0 ki jhalak dikhani padegi,taki next time se aukat me rahe…waise bhi kafi din ho gaye kuch dhamal kiye hue….mere fans ko lagta hai ki main badal gaya hoon ”
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Nisha se baat karne ke baad main bistar se utha aur neeche baithkar cigarette jalaya…
“toh school life ka ek din real life ke do ghante ke barabar hota hai…main khamkha tension le raha tha…is tarah toh main kayi din waha bita sakta hoon…Relativity is great…Shri Einstein is great…ye ab kaun call kar raha hai….kash ki ek din Esha ka call aa jaye aur wo bole ki…sorry Arman, wo sab toh Mazak tha…asaliyat me main Gautam se nahi balki tumse hee pyar karti hoon….kya tum mujhe abhi college ki canteen me mil sakte ho ? …..par main janta tha ki aisa kabhi nahi hoga…ye sab toh sirf meri dili ichhaye hai jo aksar mere dil me utar jati hai….Esha….Eshaaaaaaaaa……jitni baar iska naam liya hai yadi utni baar bhagwan ka naam liya hota toh bhagwan mujhe swarg lok ka raja bana dete….khair koyi baat nahi…”
Waha se uthkar main balcony me aaya aur wahi khada hokar aane jaane wale logo ko dekhne laga….aur bahut der tak main waha se aane jane wale logo ko dekhta raha…pata nahi, kyun..par main waha balcony me khada hokar waha se guzarne wale har ek shaks ko dhyan se dekh raha tha…jaise ki unhone kya pahan rakha hai…wo kaise chal rahe hai…wo akele hai ya kisi ki sath me….yahi sab karte hue maine bahut der wahi balcony par beeta diya tha aur jab mere pair jawab dene lage toh main andar aane ke liye muda lekin peeche mudte hee mujhe meri aankho ke samne Aradhna ka chehra dikhayi diya…aur main ekdum se jhatka khate hue apne aap peeche chala gaya…jisase mera pair balcony me fasa aur main ulta hokar balcony ke neeche gir gaya….
“Maaadhar……kya hai lawwdaaa yeeeee…”karahte hue main sirf itna hee bol paya aur phhir wahi seedha let gaya….
nice update ..ye sapna aur reality kab hota hai samajh hi nahi aataUpdate 32
“Arman chalo, Dominos me chalte hai..”mera hath pakad kar hilate hue Nisha mujhse boli
“Dominos…pagal hai kya, sunami aa jayegi…Dominos me”
“sunami….? toh phhir kaha chale”
“ bar chal, aaj tujhe daru pilata hoon”
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main aur Nisha Eternity ke andar bane beer bar ya disco bar…jo bhi kah lo…uske andar gaye aur ek kone ki table pakad kar baith gaye…main chah raha tha ki Nisha mere kinare me mujhse bilkul satkar baithe…wo mere paas baithi toh thi par satkar nahi…
“itna door hee baithna hota toh main beer bar ke mid point me tere sath baithta na…jaha roshni hai…yaha andhere me nahi”kahte hue main intezaar karne laga ki Nisha ab mere karib aayegi…lekin jab wo mere karib nahi aayi toh main hee uski taraf khisak gaya aur uske kandhe par hath rakh kar bola…
“acha Nisha ,ye bata…kya legi pahle aur kaha legi”
“maza ya sprite…”
“white maza ?”
“Arrmaaaan….”
“dil pe mat le…mazak kar raha tha…chal acha , tu aaj mujhse kuch bhi puch le…main uska sahi jawab dunga…phhir main tujhse kuch puchunga jiska tujhe bhi sahi jawab dena padega”
“sach”
“haan”apna hath Nisha ke kandhe se neeche le jaate hue main bola
“mujhe sochne do…hmmm…acha ye batao ,tumhari favorite actress kaun si hai…”
“koyi si bhi nahi….”
“tumne bola tha ki, tum mujhe sach bataoge….”
“toh sach hee toh bata raha hoon…meri favorite actress time to time change hoti rahti hai…zaroorat ke hisab se ”
“ok…ab ye batao ki tum mere sath Mardani aur Mary Kom movie dekhne kyun nahi aaye the…”
“main wo movie bilkul nahi dekhta, jisme koyi lady lead role me ho… isliye tere sath nahi aaya tha…kyunki mujhe feeling nahi aati”
“toh kya iska matlab ye hai ki tum sexist ho….jo ladke-ladki me bhedbhav karte ho ”
“maybe…I dont know…”Nisha ke boobs par apna hath le jakar rakhte hue main bola
“aur puch na kuch, maza aa raha hai”
“tumhara favorite actor kaun hai…”
“isme main thoda confuse hoon..matlab do favorite hai…”
“ek toh Robert Downey Jr. hai aur dusara…? ”
“wahi apne Jackie dada…Black pearl wale…”
“acha wo…Jack Sparrow”
“Captain Jack Sparrow… ”bolkar main Nisha ke ek boobs ko sahlane laga aur jab usne koyi virodh nahi kiya toh maine thoda aur force apply kiya aur uske boobs ko dabana shuru kar diya…
“acha ye batao Arman….”
“ho gaya na…kitna puchegi…ab meri bari…”Nisha ke boobs ko pura bheenchkar main bola
“nahi..ek …eee..kkk…ek aur…tumhari favorite story kaun hai aur favorite writer…let me guess Chetan Bhagat”
“Munshi Premchand….the Vampire , Shakespeare aur favorite story hai Godan…Bunglow no.13 ,Dead never lie…ab tera time khatm hua aur mujhe afsos hai ki tune itna acha mauka gawa diya…matlab tu mujhse kuch bhi puch sakti thi…kuch bhi matlab kuch bhi…lekin tune ise aise hee gawa diya…aur ab main puchhunga”
maine apna hath hatakar wapas Nisha ke kandhe par rakha aur dheere dheere uski dress ke andar neeche sarkane laga aur jaise hee mera hath Nisha ke dress ke andar uski bra se touch hua maine us-se pucha…
“tune bra kaun si colour ki pahni hai”
“light blue”
“aur neeche wala”
“panty ?”
“hmm”
“same color”
Nisha ki bra ke andar hath dalte hee mera rom-rom machal utha tha , maine dusara hath Nisha ki jangh par rakha aur ahiste-ahiste uski choot tak pahuch gaya….ab Nisha bhi full mood me aa gayi thi aur use kiss karne ke liye maine jaise hee apne honth uske honth ke karib laye toh us andhere me mujhe Nisha ke baju me ek aur ladki baithi hui dikhai di…jo ki mujhe hee ghoor rahi thi…uski aankhe surkh laal thi aur baal bikhre hue hawa me lahra rahe the…….
“Aradhna…? ”darkar maine Nisha ko ek jhatke me khud se alag kiya
“kaun Aradhna”
“Aradhna matlab…prathna…mera mann kar raha hai ki main tumhari Aradhna karu…room me le jakar”apni jagah par khada hote hue main bola “chal…yaha se…”
“lekin kyun”
“ashleel ladki…chal, chalkar kuch khate peete hai…bahut bhookh lagi hai mujhe”
“Dominos”
“tujhe bataya toh tha ki, waha jaunga toh sunami aa jayegi…tujhe kya…tu toh car se achanak gayab ho jayegi…marna toh mujhe padega….chal chalkar samosa khate hai”
“sunami…car ,ye kya bol rahe ho tum…mujhe toh kuch bhi samajh nahi aa raha hai”
“ye sab psychological baate hai…teri samajh me nahi aayegi”
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Nisha ke sath ghanto Eternity me ghumne ke baad humne ek movie dekhi aur phhir River View Colony ke liye ravana ho gaye…
“Desai ji kuch nahi bolenge kya ki tu kaha thi…”hum River View se kuch hee doori par the toh maine Nisha se puchha
“nahi…aur yadi wo puchhenge toh main bol dungi ki main na..shopping karne gayi thi…Shipra aur Sonam ke sath….par mujhe maloom hai ki wo nahi puchhenge ”
“badhiya hai…ye bata ki kya sach me tera necklace dedh lakh ka hai…ya fake rahi hai”
“isme koyi shaq hai kya…mere paas toh dhayi laakh ka bhi hai…wo main tumhe kal dikhaungi”
“tu toh mere ummid se jyada rahis hai….do-char laakh mujhe udhar de de…”
“mere account me abhi seventy thousands hai bas…chahiye toh bolo”
“rahne de…kitni achi hai tu Nisha…kash ki tere jaise wo bhi hoti…”
“wo ? kaun wo ?”
..jab seene me dard hua tabhi shayad sapne me chala gaya tha aur logo ka dekhna ,nisha ka ambulance ko call karna sab nakli tha aisa lagta hai ..
nice update ..dosto ko party di wo sab bhul gaya armanChapter-12 : Life & Engineering
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“what…..seriously ?”apni aankhe badi karke Vandana Rathi boli….jiske jawab me maine apne jeb se goggle nikalkar pahana…
“that’s Shri Arman for you………bitches….ye raha resignation letter me mera sign…”
Resignation letter me sign markar main utha aur seedhe Sharda Vihar ke bahar aaya…aur angadayi lete hue khud se kaha “BC, phhir se berojgar…ab phhir se resume dalna padega…phhir se interview dena padega aur phhir se naye logo se milna padega….that’s why i hate everyone”
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Kitna ajeeb ittefaq tha ki jis din main apne naukri lagne ki party de raha tha usi din meri naukri mujhse chhoot gayi thi…par main ye sab kisi ko nahi bata sakta tha…na Nisha ko aur na hee Varun ko….isliye aaj mujhe mere naukri lagne ki party deni hee thi…maine Sharda complex ke paas bane ATM me apna balance check kiya….jis factory me main pahle kaam karta tha un logo ne mere teen mahine ki salary mujhe naukri se nikalte waqt de di thi aur usme se ab mere paas kitna bacha hai yahi check karne ke liya main ATM me ghusa….
“ bas 30,000…itne se kya hoga …jaldi hee dusari job dhoondani padegi…ek kidney bech doon kya ,BC…pura tension hee khatm”
“wo bhi koyi nahi lega,…alchoholic kidney”
“toh phhir kya karu”
“itna ameer dost hai, itni ameer girlfriend hai…aur kya chahiye tujhe , bas dono se ladayi mat karna….”
“ tera matlab equilibrium phenomenon use karu…matlab ki dono ke sath equilibrium me rahu ? ”
“yo, Version 3.0”
“samajh gaya…ab dekh main kaise Equilibrium banata hoon …thanx , Version 2.0”
“ you’re most welcome….3.0”
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Sharda Enterprises se nikale jaane ke baad chahe main jitna bhi cool rahne ka dikhawa kar loon…chahe jitne bhi jokes maru ya chutiyapa karu…par haqiqat toh ye thi ki main andar se bahut udas tha isliye main chup chap auto me bina koyi bawal khada kiye apne room pahucha aur room pahuchte hee maine dekha ki waha ka toh mahol hee alag hai….mere flat me is waqt Varun apne kuch dosto ke sath flat ko sajane me laga hua tha aur un sabko lead kar rahi thi…Sonam maaadharchod…choot ki jhat…. maine dekha ki Sonam mere bed par khadi hokar…mere bed pe khadi hokar…mere…bed…peeee….khadi….hoo…kar…Varun & comapany ko instruction de rahi thi…wo kabhi kisi ko ,chair idhar se udhar khiskane ko bolti toh kabhi kisi ko fugga fulane ke liye bol rahi thi….Varun toh BC balcony me jhadu mar raha tha….. gandu ,sala….
“itna chutiyapa kaise kar lete hai ye log….itna khush toh tab main khud nahi tha , jab meri job lagi thi….upar se ab toh Rathi ne laat markar bhaga diya hai….aur Varun…ye toh ,lawda…choot ke peeche pata nahi kya-kya karega….pahle Reema aur ab Sonam….wo toh friendynamic ke mere first law ne mujhe rok rakha hai…warna Sonam ko aisa jhadta ki har jagah se jhad jati….dekho toh BC ko kaise role pel rahi hai ,wo bhi mere bistar par khade hokar….aur lawda ye Varun….ise koyi kaam dham nahi hai kya….”un sabko waha dekhkar maine socha aur phhir plan kiya ki sar dard ka bahana markar chupke se ek kinare aankh band karke sad songs sununga…
“arey Arman..aaj tu ,itni jaldi aa gaya”mujhe dekhkar Varun ne jhadu wahi balcony me feka aur mere paas aaya….
“kya isi din ke liye uncle-aunty ne tujhe pal poskar bada kiya tha ki tu ek ladki ke kahne par jhadu mare….aur ye kya natak laga rakha hai be…ye fugga-vugga kyun fula rahe ho…”
“guess kar”
“isme guess karne wali kaun si baat hai…mere naukri chhootne I mean mere naukri lagne ki khushi me party hone wali hai…”
“pagal hai kya…uske liye main itni taiyari karunga kya…guess kar”
“bata na”
“Sonam se main ab shadi karunga….”
“shadi…aur Sonam se…abey, tera dimag toh sahi hai na aur tu mujhe ab bata raha hai…matlab ye sab kab….kaise…kyun…what the fuck…”
Sonam se Varun shadi karne ke mood me hai, ye sunkar mere chehre ka rang hee udd gaya…matlab rang toh pahle se hee uda hua tha par ab mera pura chehra rangheen ho gaya tha…mujhe samajh nahi aata ki mere jaan pahchan wale aksar usi shaks se shadi kyun karte hai,jise main pasand nahi karta hoon…pahle Vipin bhaiya ne Pandey ji ki badi beti se shadi ki…matlab karne wale the aur ab Varun , Sonam ke sath set hone ja raha hai…
“toh ye party mere naukri lagne ki khushi me nahi hai”
“do-do baar party dega kya naukri lagne ki khushi me… ? ”
“do-do bar se tera matlab..”jeb se cigarette nikalkar muh me fasate hue maine puchha…
“dekh yaha abhi Sonam hai aur thodi der me uski friends bhi aa jayegi toh please cigarette mat pi…”mere muh se cigarette nikal kar dustbin me nishana lagakar Varun bola… “I missed it ….as expected….Arman, tu kaise kar leta hai ye ”
“yadi nishana kharab hai toh thoda daye ya baye nishana laga…guarantee toh nahi hai par kabhi-kabhi tukka lag jata hai aur main kaise karta hoon, ye toh na hee main tujhe bata sakta hoon aur na hee tu samajh sakta hai…I mean…isme angle…height…dustbin se distance …sab calculate karna padta hai…khair chhod ,tu kya bol raha tha ki main do-do party dunga kya naukri ki ? par wo toh maine Nisha ko di hai na …tum logo ko kaha di…ab ye mat bolna ki Nisha ko party de di…matlab tum sabko de di…seedhe-seedhe bol ki tune Sonam ke kahne par meri party cancel kar di hai…ye jyada ghuma-fira kar baat karne ki na toh mujhe aadat hai aur na hee sunne ki…”
“tu Mazak kar raha hai na…”thoda haste hue Varun ne mujhse kaha
“no..”
“abey kal hee toh tune hum sabko ,is flat me party di thi…tu maal(ganja) peekar aaya hai kya aur tu Nisha ke sath mall kal nahi parso gaya tha”
“ab, tu Mazak kar raha hai…”
“dekh Arman mere paas faltu baat ke liye time nahi hai…kya, tujhe sach me kal raat ka kuch bhi yaad nahi hai…ya tu bas aise hee time pass kar raha hai…yadi timepass kar raha hai toh thik hai, warna tu mere sath abhi doctor ke paas chal”bolte hue Varun ne apna mobile jeb se nikala aur mujhe kal raat ki photos dikhane laga…
“ye dekh…tu kaise kal daru pee ke langar dance kar raha tha…”
“actually main, Mazak kar raha tha…yar…tu toh janta hee hai mujhe”Varun ke hath se maine mobile liya aur apne bistar par ek kinare jakar baith gaya….
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“Ye photo to meri hee hai aur location bhi humare flat ki hee hai…”apna sar ko ek hath se dabate hue Varun ke mobile me apne photos ko dekhkar maine socha“toh kya iska matlab Varun sach kah raha tha…? par mujhe toh kal raat ka kuch bhi yaad nahi…kal raat ka kya mujhe toh kal din ka bhi kuch yaad nahi hai…ye kaise mumkin hai…kahi ye sab log milkar mujhse koyi game toh nahi khel rahe…par in photos me toh main bhi full enjoy kar raha hai…phhir mujhe kal ka kaise kuch yad nahi hai…chalo maan lete hai ki maine pel ke daru pee hogi aur mujhe kuch yaad nahi raha hoga…lekin BC kal pura din maine kya kiya…office toh gaya nahi..warna resignation letter Vandana Rathi kal hee thama deti…kya ho raha hai ye…situation toh din ba din bigadti ja rahi hai…kuch toh sochna padega…”
..aur ye resignation par sign kar diya ghamand ke chalte ya ye bhi sapna tha ..
nice update ..ab lagta hai phir sapne me gaya hai jab blacony me bhaiya ne maaraUpdate 35
“Arman, ek kaam kar doge kya….”mere bistar par khadi Sonam ne jab mujhe pukara toh mera dhyan uski taraf gaya aur maine haan me apni garden hilayi….
“balloons shayad kam pad jayenge…tum jakar do packet aur le aaoge please”
“balloons matlab”maine pucha
Aur mere aisa puchhte hee waha mauzood har ek shaks chauk gaya , wo sab jo-jo kaam kar rahe the ,wo sab kaam chhodkar meri taraf dekhne lage…jisase main samajh gaya ki zaroor maine kuch aisa kiya hai, jo ekdum se unexpected raha hoga….
“Sonam, tumne kya kaha…maine thik se suna nahi”
“maine kaha ki, balloons kam pad jayenge…tum dukan se aur do packet le aao”
“main hoon lene jata balloons….mera matlab main balloons lene jata hoon”apne laal hue chehre par hath ferkar main bola aur flat se bahar aa gaya
“balloons…what the hell is this…”google me search marte hue main badbadaya aur jab mujhe balloons ki pics google me dikhi toh maine apna sar peet liya…
“ise balloons kahte hai…balloon ….balloons ….balloon….lagta hai aaj kal jo mere dimag me chal raha hai us-se mere sochne samajhne ki Shakti par bhi asar pad raha hai…warna main kya ye nahi janunga ki balloon ka matlab kya hota hai… faltu me bezzati ho gayi”
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“kya chahiye….”jab main ek dukan par gaya toh us dukan wale ne mujhe dekh kar kaha
“mujhe…kya bolte hai use….”kahte hue main apne hath ko gol gol ghumane laga taki dukandar samajh jaye ki mujhe kya chahiye….maine apne muh ke andar hawa bharkar hanuman ji ke mafiq apna muh bhi fulaya ,lekin dukandar samajhne ki bajay meri taraf gusse se dekhne laga….
“chal be ,nikal…pagal sala”meri ajeeb –ajeeb harkate dekhkar dukandar ne kaha
“kis chutiye ko dukan me baitha ke rakhe ho be….grahak ko gali deta hai..ye sale naukar”
“naukar kisko bola be…tu naukar kisko bola”meri taraf taav se badhte hue wo cheekha..
“yaha tere aalawa aur koyi hai kya be…jo kisi aur bolunga…tujhe hee bola”
“aise kaise tune mujhe naukar bola…”
“dekh bhai…tera role jyada nahi hai…isliye jyada dialogue bol kar scene lamba mat kar….aur jaldi se do packet…ye de….”bolkar maine mobile me dukandar ko balloons ki pic dikhayi ,jo maine raste me download kar li thi…
“nahi dunga…”
“dekh lawda, jyada mat uchak….warna muh me mutth mar dunga…”
“teri toh…ruk tu”bahar meri taraf badhte hue wo phhir cheekha….
jiske turant baad maine mere samne dukan me rakhi chocolates ke dibbe me se ek dibba uthaya aur uska dhakkan kholkar pura ka pura dibba wahi zameen me bikher diya….Mere dwara dibba kholkar chocolates bikherne ke karan ab dukandar meri taraf na aakar neeche giri hui chocolates uthane me lag gaya tha aur main bade aaram se waha se khisak liya…….
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“kitni der kar di tumne Arman….kya kar rahe the tum itni der…”jab main room pahucha toh gusse se Sonam mujhse boli….
“Sonam…teri na, main maa chod dunga…tu mujhse baat mat kiya kar”
“ab aise kya dekh rahe ho…kuch bologe bhi….”abki baar aur tez se Sonam boli
“kya ise gali sunayi nahi di ? ya maine gali di hee nahi ?”
“chhodo bhi…”mere hath se balloons ka packet chheenkar Sonam ne mujhe dhikkara aur saaj sajawat ke kaam me wapas busy ho gayi….
Mera khas dost Varun shadi karne ka faisla le raha tha...isliye mujhe khush hona chahiye tha aur raat ko jo function rakha gaya tha usme uski madad karna chahiye tha lekin is samay na toh main khush tha aur na hee unki koyi madad kar raha tha….Varun ne jab balcony me jhadu mar diya toh main balcony me jakar khada ho gaya aur balcony me khade hokar colony me bane flats ko dekhne laga…
“Vandana Rathi ka flat , wo udhar hoga… E Series me…raat me jakar sali ko tochan du kya ?…lekin agar usne police me complain kar di toh ? chhod deta hoon randi ko….warna khamkha police ka lafda ho jayega…”
Isliye filhal maine Vandana mam ko tochan dene ka khayal apne mann se nikala aur colony me bane dusare makan ki taraf dekhne laga….main waha bahut der tak khada raha aur waha bane makano ka deedar karta raha…aur phhir kisi ne peeche se mujhe aawaz di…
“ja be…Varun bula raha hai…kahi jana hai usko”
“Varun ..mujhe bula raha hai….par....”
Main apni baat bhi complete nahi kar paya tha ki mujhe aisa laga jaise kisi ne koyi bhari chiz mere sar par de mari ho….mera pura bheja hil gaya aur uske baad ek baar phhir se mujhe wahi aawaz sunayi dobara di….matlab dobara sunayi di
“ja be…Varun bula raha hai…kahi jana hai usko”
“tune mujhe mara…teri toh”gusse se tharrate hue main peeche palta aur jaise hee peeche muda mera pura gussa chhoo mantar ho gaya…..
“Vipin bhaiya…? ”
“dekh Arman…tujhe toh pata hee hai ki papa ko tera Varun ke sath ghoomna pasand nahi hai aur wo Varun….ye sab jante hue bhi tujhse milne aaya hai”
“aaj taarikh kaun si hai”
“15th July ”
“ 2009 ?”
Maine Vipin bhaiya se saal kya puch liya ,wo mujhe aise dekhne lage jaise maine unse saal nahi balki unki item ka figure puchh liya ho….
“haan…2009 hee chal raha hai ”
“15th july , 2009…yani abhi hum dono ki school me ladayi nahi hui hai…”
“kya matlab hai tera ki hum dono ki ladayi nahi hui hai…kal hee toh maine tujhe ground me do thappad mara tha…”
“ye sab Psychological baatein hai…aapke palle nahi padegi…aur kal ground me do thappad mara toh mara…faltu me audience ko batakar meri bezzati kyun kar rahe ho…anyway…”bolkar main apne ghar ki balcony se neeche aaya , jaha Varun sofe par baithkar mera intezaar kar raha tha…..
waha mere mammi-papa dono mauzood the aur mujhe seedhiyo se neeche aata dekh mujhe ghoor kar dekhne lage…mano mann hee mann mujhse kah rahe ho ki….yadi main, Varun ke sath abhi bahar gaya toh mera hath kaat kar mere hath me de denge….
“hey Varun…aaj kiske sath match hai…”seedhiyo se neeche aakar maine Varun se puchha…
“S.S.M. ki team se…”
“chal phhir…”
Main Varun ke sath bahar aaya aur bahar aate hee uspar baras lada…
“kyun bhai…ghar se nikalwayega kya…kitni baar kaha hai ki mere ghar mat aaya kar…yadi yahi haal raha toh tu dekhna ek din mere gharwale mere pichhwade me laat markar mujhe ghar se nikal denge…..chal bol kya baat hai… ”
“family problem ? ”
“ab tere us Engineer bhai ne kya kar diya…yahi hota hai jab har koyi bhi engineering karne lagta hai toh….anyway ,chal bata kya problem hai…”
....aur ye balloons kya hota hai ye bhi pata nahi ..
nice update ..varun ke bhaiya suicide karne jaa rahe the tab arman ne apna usse pata kiya ki wo kyu kar rahe the aisa ..Chapter-13 : The Detachment
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Varun ke bade bhaiya se baat karte waqt maine socha ki isme se toh 50 % mere sath bhi hua hai…bas mere kabhi back nahi lage…. mujhe pahle se hee pata tha ki college me mujhe kya karna hai aur kya nahi karna hai… lekin phhir bhi maine wo kiya..jo mujhe nahi karna chahiye tha.upar se main apna hee wo rule follow nahi kar raha hoon jise follow karne ki salah maine abhi-abhi Varun ke bhai ko di thi…jaise ke apne maa-baap ki tulna logo se mat karo…vagerah-vagerah aur is tarah ek baar phhir main khud hee apne banaye rule ko follow nahi kar raha tha… Main abhi ye sab bhatti me baithkar soch hee raha tha ki mere side me baitha Varun mujhe pakad kar hilane laga aur jor-jor se mera name pukarne laga….
“Arman….Arman…abey…kaha kho gaya..”
“mujhe kyun pakad ke hila raha hai…hilana hai toh apne bhai ka hila…mera matlab apne bhai ko hila”
“bhai ko hilau…tu hai kaha…”
“dekh Varun… jab main kuch achchhi baate kar raha hota hoon toh tu mujhe disturb mat kiya kar , warna ekat din mood kharab hua toh pel-pal dunga …tujhe zara bhi andaza hai ki kitna samay aur mehnat lagti hai…aise dialogues sochne me…ab tu mujhe hilana band kar warna main wapas jate samay aaj phhir tujhe bike se gira dunga….”
“tu bol kya raha hai…meri toh kuch samajh me nahi aa raha…par tu ab hosh me aa …wo dekh Nisha aa gayi hai and she is looking damn hot and sexy…”
“Nisha ? ”
Maine apne aaju-baju dekha…main ab bhi daru bhatti me hee tha…par is waqt na toh waha Varun tha aur na hee uska bhai…infact is waqt puri bhatti me koyi nahi tha..sab achanak se gayab ho gaye the…jis-se mere mann me aaya ki main do-char botar daru chura kar bhag jaun… lekin phhir maine apne samne wali deewar ko dekha toh paya ki uska shape aur size bahut jaldi jaldi badal raha tha…kabhi laal toh kabhi neela…aur thodi der ke baad ye parivartan charo taraf hone laga…ab mere samne wo table nahi thi jisme maine apne liye ek aur peg bana kar rakha hua tha…
“ye toh mera ghar hai…aur main balcony me kyun khada hoon…main toh thodi der pahle Varun ke sath daru bhatti me tha…aur ye aawaz kaisi hai”
“ja be…Varun bula raha hai…kahi jana hai usko”
Aur phhir pahle ki tarah mere sar ko ek jor ka jhatka laga lekin abki baar wala jhatka itna tez tha ki mere body ke sare purje hil gaye aur main wahi balcony me apna sar pakad kar baith gaya
“tu bol kya raha hai…meri toh kuch samajh me nahi aa raha…par tu ab hosh me aa …wo dekh Nisha aa gayi hai and she is looking damn hot…”Varun ki aawaz mere kano me gunji…
“lagta hai jyada din zinda nahi rahunga main…yahi haal raha toh brain hemorrhage pakka hai…”
“kya bola…”
“tu rahne de Varun ,ye sab Psychological baate hai…teri samajh me nahi aayegi…tu bas party enjoy kar…”bolte hue maine dheere-dheere apni aankh kholi aur mujhe mere samne thik 90° ke angle par mujhe Nisha dikhayi di…nahi exact 90° pe nahi…wo mujhse 90..89…88..87 …correct. wo mujhe thik 87° par dikhi…jise dekhkar mere sar ka dard dheere-dheere kam hone laga
“tumne apna sar kyun pakad rakha hai”mere paas aakar Nisha puchhi
“wo main, tumhe compliment de raha hoon…tum itni jyada khoobsurat lag rahi ho ki maine apna sar pakad liya…”
“say…you love me”
“ 80 % ”
“100 % bolo na…”
“pagal hai kya…aise me efficiency 1 ho jayegi aur ye physics ke according mumkin nahi hai matlab main aisa koyi kaam nahi karta jo physics ke khilaf ho….my love for physics is forever”
“ok… ”
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“par kuch bhi ho…aaj tum kamal lag rahi ho..matlab kitna taiyar hokar aayi ho…itna makeup…kaise kar leti ho ye sab…”Nisha ke chehre par aaye baal ko peeche karte hue maine uske gaal ko pinch kiya… “ye sab real hai…”
“real hai ? matlab ? tumhe shaq hai kya ki tum sapna dekh rahe ho…hmm ? aur yadi tumhe sahq bhi hai toh tumhe khud ko pinch karna chahiye tha…naa ki mujhe”
“main mahan…mera sab kuch mahan. Anyway aaj tera mujhse shadi karne ka toh irada nahi…jo itna saj sawar ke aayi hai..”
“kaha taiyar hokar aayi hoon…simple hee toh hoon…”
“toh ho jaye phhir…”
“kya…”
“wahi…”
“Noooooo…”
“kya yar…tu kahe toh room bhi khali hai ek…matlab maine ek aur flat book kar rakha hai River view me…”
“maine kaha na nahi….”
“aakhiri bar humne kab kiya tha…”
“parso raat me…”
“main kiss ki baat nahi kar raha hoon…arey wo…jisme hum dono bahut hilte hai”
“main kya ab ye yaad rakhungi ki humne last time kab kiya tha ”thoda naraz hote hue Nisha boli
“wahi toh…tujhe yaad bhi nahi ki aakhiri baar humne sex kab kiya tha…isiliye aajkal humare beech aaye din ladayi hoti hai…kyunki hum dono aajkal thik se connect nahi ho pa rahe hai…meri baat maan…chal mere sath…maine ek aur flat book kar rakha hai…chal sex karte hai…”
“Arman…humare beech sex na hone ki vazah se ladayi nahi ho rahi…balki ladayi hone ki vazah se sex nahi ho raha…”
“baat toh wahi hai yar…mera matlab energy koyi si bhi ho,kya fark padta hai..uska unit toh joule hee rahega na…I mean lund choot me dalo ya phhir choot lund me, chudna toh choot ko hee hai na”
“tumne pura mood off kar diya…”
“mood off ho gaya ? mera ek dost hai Arun…wo aksar mera mood off hone par mujhse kahta tha ki ja…mutth mar ke aa…lekin tujhe toh main wo bhi nahi kah sakta…”
“Arman…..this is disgusting ”
“toh thik hai ungali kar le…”kahte hue main has pada aur Nisha ki tone nikalte hue bola “Arman….this is disgusting ”
“tum aisa kyun karte ho…kya tumhe achchha lagta hai ye sab karke…ya sukoon milta hai…”
“actually meri ek philosophy hai ki jo chize tumhe buri lagti hai unka Mazak banana shuru kar do…phhir wo thoda kam buri lagti hai…”
Ye sunkar Nisha kuch nahi boli aur chup chap apne friends ke paas chali gayi…aur main khud ko koste hue balcony ki taraf mud gaya….
Varun mera khas dost tha…mujhe uski help karni chahiye thi…is waqt mujhe uske sath rahna chahiye tha…lekin main tha ki balcony me hee khada hokar chup chap andar ho rahe ek-ek chiz ko dekh raha tha…maine school life me friendynamics ka ek law banaya tha…jiske according mujhe Sonam ki respect karni chahiye thi…thik usi tarah jis tarah main apni bahan ki karta…yadi wo hoti toh…lekin pichhale kuch dino se main kayi baar apne khud ke law ko hee tod chuka tha aur Sonam ki insult kar chuka tha….yani ki Thermodynamics ke first law ki tarah Friendyanmics ke is law ki bhi kuch limitations thi….yani ki ab samay aa gaya tha jab main friendyamics ka second law parit karu…aur isiliye..bas isiliye maine balcony me khade hokar friendynamic ka second law banaya .jo ki first law se milta julta tha ya phhir kahe ki first law ka modified version tha….
“According to second law of friendynamics… at standard temperatre & pressure(STP), your friend’s girlfriend is equal to your sister and you must have to respect and love her(non-incest) unless you get frustrated with her…after that you can even ** her…….….but from mouth….”
“wow…kyun hoon main itna talented…let’s take a bow ”
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nice update ..party me itna hungama kyu kiya arman ne pata nahiUpdate 43
“kyun be tum dono chaku se marne wale the mujhe…”
“haan toh ,humara paisa lekar kyun bhag raha tha tu…”jise maine bag fek kar mara tha wo zameen me pade-pade hee khisiyate hue bola…
“ sun be burchatte…khair chhod…tum dono apna chor pocket dikhao toh…”neeche baithkar maine kaha
“nahi…”
“aise kaise nahi ”bolte hue maine zameen me pada chaku uthaya aur seedhe uske hatheli ke beecho-beech ghusa diya.…jispar wo bahut jor se cheekha par uska dusara sathi use bachane ke liye aage nahi aaya…wo jaha tha wahi par bina kisi movements ke apne sathi ki hatheli ki taraf dekhta raha . Wo mujhe is samay dara hua kam balki hairan jyada lag raha tha , main khud bhi apni is harqat se hairan tha par jiske hath me maine abhi-abhi chaku khopa tha wo bilkul bhi hairan nahi tha.wo toh lagatar chillaye ja raha tha… uski cheekhne ki aawaz itni tez thi ki mujhe uske dusare hath se uska hee muh dabana pad gaya…. Taaki uske cheekhne ki aawaz sunkar koyi use bachane na aa jaye
“chillata kyun hai be…mujhse adhik tujhe maloom hai ki is samay yaha koyi madad ke liye nahi aane wala…” maine uske hath me ghusa hua chaku nikala aur nishana lagakar chaku phhir se usi jagah wapas ghop diya…. “chal chilla…”
Wo abki baar aur jor se chillaya aur uske chillane ka asar hee tha ki uske sathi ne jise maine do-teen mukka markar baitha diya tha…usne apne chor pocket se nikal kar apna pura maal mere samne rakh diya….jise dekh kar meri aankhe chamak gayi….kyunki uske jeb me hazar ke note ki ek gaddi bhi thi….
“shabash…ab apne dost ke andar wale jeb se maal nikal….”
“nahi…ye humare mohalle ka dada hai…yadi maine iski jeb se sona-chandi nikal kar diya toh toh ye mujhe baad me bahut marega”
“ye toh tujhe baad me bas marega… lekin main… main toh teri maa hee chod dunga…chal jaldi se iski bhi jeb khali kar , warna iske toh hath me chaku mara hai tere toh main seedhe gardan me chaku ghusaunga ”
Jiske baad usne apne sathi ki jeb me hath dala aur jo kuch bhi uski jeb me tha nikal kar mujhe diya aur maine gaur kiya ki hum dono ke hath kanp rahe the… jo is baat ka sabot tha ki hum dono hee is kaam me nausikhiye the. abki baar meri aankh aur bhi chamki kyunki uske jeb me sone-chadi ki kayi chains, bracelets aur ek-do angoothi bhi thi….maine wo sab saman apne bag me bhara aur hazar ke note ki gaddi jaise wallet me dalne laga waise hee mujhe apne wallet me mujhe yellow colour ki ek receipt dikhayi di…
“Name-Shri Arman
Flat No. E-6….
Date- 25-09-2016”
“oh BC…ye maine kab book kiya ? acha tabhi main Nisha ko baar-baar ye bol raha tha ki chal party se chalte hai ,maine ek flat book kar rakha hai… wow,aaj toh main khud ka fan ho gaya hoon…pata nahi aage kya-kya hoga…”
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NH-6 se main wapas colony ki taraf chal pada aur gate ke paas aakar apna bag zameen par rakhkar bag me E-6 flat ki chabhi dhoondhane laga…kyunki jab maine flat book kiya hai toh zaroor chabhi bhi mere paas hee hogi…aisa maine socha aur meri ye soch ek dum sahi sabit hui kyunki mere bag ke side wale pocket me ek chabhi thi…..
“yahich hogi…mere flat ki chabhi…kya number hai mere flat ka…E-6 ya E-5…. E- 6 hoga… E-5 to us Randi Vandana(R.Vandana) ka flat hai shayad…ab maza aayega…jab main har roj nangi-nangi photos uske ghar me fekunga.Vandana Rathi...hold your choot… Shri Arman is cumming…. ”
Maine receipt me dekha flat ka no. E-6 tha. Maine wo sabhi paise aur jewellery bag me ekdum neeche dali jo maine choro se chori ki thi aur chup-chap apne flat me chala gaya….
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Subah uthkar maine adat anusar sabse pahle apna mobile uthaya aur bistar par pade-pade gaana sunne laga ki tabhi mere mobile me ek messege aaya….messege Nisha ne kiya tha isliye main ye janne ke liye bahut utsuk ho utha ki Nisha ne kya likha hoga….
“mujhse tumse bas aakhiri baar milna hai…sham ko 5 baje park me aa jana…”
“kamal hai…itna sab kuch karne ke baad bhi ? ye mujhse milna chahti hai…ab kya kahna hai ise…kahi ye in sabka koyi plan toh nahi ki mujhe park me bulwakar marwa dale…. Waise bhi aaj ki date me kisi ka kya bharosa ? nahi jaunga ,faltu me kahi lene ke dene pad gaye toh…? Waise bhi main kyun milu kisi aisi ladki se jo mere layak hee nahi hai…”
Maine apna mobile ek taraf feka aur kal raat ki robbery me meri jitni kamayi hui thi usko check karne laga….
“shuru me usne dhayi hazar diye…phhir hazar-hazar ki ek gaddi mujhe di…jisme 20 hazar the. mere account me abhi 22 hazar hai…upar se jo ye sona-chandi hai…kam se kam 60-70 hazar ka maal hoga lekin black me bechunga…isliye 40-45 se jyada nahi milega…yani ki abhi mere paas 80k ke lagbhag rupaye hai….itne me toh aish karunga main….waise bhi mujhe ab naukri ki zaroorat nahi…jab bhi paiso ki zaroorat hogi main NH-6 me robbery karne nikal jaunga…. acha idea diya hai un chutiyo ne…. phhir log mujhe kahenge ki….Shri Arman : The Criminal of NH-6 ya phhir The Robber of NH-6…ya phhir Pirates of the NH-6….NH-6 ke lootere… sounds cool… par pahle is flat ko rahne layak banata hoon”
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Maine pura din laga diya apne flat ko arrange karne me… jaise ki main daru ki botal kaha rakhunga , kaha baithkar daru piyunga…apne flat ke kis room me baithkar apni criminal activities ke plan banaunga…vagerah-vagerah aur sham hote-hote tak sari arrangeent karne ke baad jab main naha dhokar bathroom se nikla toh 6 baj chuke the...maine apna mobile uthaya aur dominos wale ko order diya ki do large pizza wo fatafat le aaye… pizza order karne ke baad maine apna mobile wapas bistar me ek taraf fek diya aur full taiyar hokar park ki taraf chala…waise toh mujhe Nisha ne 5 baje bulaya tha lekin mujhe maloom tha ki wo mera intezaar zaroor karegi…isiliye main bade aaram se park ki taraf ja raha tha…
“hi….”mujhe dekhkar Nisha ne kaha…
“hi…sorry main thoda late ho gaya….”Nisha ke bagal me baithkar main bola “toh kaha hai…baki ke log”
“baki ke log…kaun…”
“wahi David aur uske gunde… “aas-paas dekhte hue main bola… “kamal hai,mujhe door-door tak na toh David dikh raha hai aur na hee koyi aisa jispar mujhe shaq ho ki wo mujhe marne aaya ho…”
“mere aalawa yaha koyi nahi hai…Arman…”
“mujhe laga ki tum logo ka mujhe marne ka plan hoga…lekin jab tum logo ka aisa koyi plan hee nahi hai toh phhir mujhe yaha kyun bulaya…”
“kyunki main tumse ye kahna chahati thi ki main tumse pyar karti hoon aur hamesha karti rahungi…par ab main aur bardasht nahi kar sakti…main tumhe bhool nahi sakti…par ab aur tumhare sath nahi rah sakti…tum jab mujhe pahli baar mile the tab tum mere liye ek mystery the aur aaj jab main tumse aakhiri baar mil rahi hoon…tab bhi tum mere liye ek mystery hee ho …mujhe nahi pata ki tumne kal raat wo sab kyun kiya aur na hee main tumhe kuch kahungi…infact maine tumse kal raat ek bahut achi chiz seekhi hai ki sirf apne bare me socho…sirf khud se pyar karo… sirf apne ahankar me jiyo… kya kahte hai ise…”
“may be Narcissism…”
“I don’t know and I don’t care….isiliye maine ye decision liya hai ki aaj ke baad humara ye rishta yahi par khatm ho jayega….Remember Arman, jab tum mujhe pahle baar Eternity me mile the… hum dono ek-dusre se takraye the…aam taur par log ek-dusare se sorry bolte hai aur maine bola bhi tha lekin tumne mujhe sorry nahi bola…ulta mujhe hadka diya ki main tumhe line maar rahi hoon… uske baad humari mulaqat yahi isi park me hui…Arman…tumhe main bata nahi sakti ki main tumhe kitna pyar karti hoon…main tumhe kabhi bhool nahi paungi aur na hee bhoolna chahti hoon… kyunki meri life ka sabse acha samay tumhare sath beeta…toh kya hua yadi ab tum mujhse thik se pesh nahi aate…toh kya hua ki tumne meri bahut insult ki…actual me tum aise nahi ho…maine gaur kiya hai ki ye tumhari sachchayi nahi hai…tumne apne aap ko kahi chhupa rakha hai…aur main aaj tak isi ummid me thi ki ek din main tumhare us chhipe hue Arman ko bahar le aaungi….lekin main isme kamyab nahi hui aur yahi meri nakamyabi thi…galti meri thi…tum toh hamesha se aise the…tumne mujhe pahle bhi kaha tha ki samay ke sath tumhara bartaav kharab ho jayega…lekin main hee bewkoof thi jo har baar tumse baat karne pahuch jati thi… shayad main tumhare layak hee nahi aur aaj ke baad hum kabhi nahi milenge. Please… aaj ke baad mujhse milne ki koshish mat karna ”itna bolkar Nisha uthi aur waha se jaane lagi…..
“ayusman bhava…”apni aankh mijte hue maine kaha “and don’t worry… mujhme kisi ko manane ka feature bhagwan ne diya hee nahi hai… isliye befikar raho, main sapne me bhi tumse sorry nahi bolunga ya manane aaunga , reality me toh bahut door ki baat hai. Afterall I’m a Narcissist ”
..david ko maara theek hai par apne dost par haath uthana ,,varun ki gf. ko bura bhala kehna galat laga ....