Thriller ATMAKAMI . . . . . . ability or disorder?

[DARK WOLFKING]

Update 45

“waise gate se yaad aaya ki gate ka form bharna shuru ho gaya hoga…toh bhar du ?”
“bhar de…”
“pakka… padhte waqt disturb toh nahi karega na…”
“version 2.0’s promise”
“pakka na…”
“ab kya lawda sperm se likh kar du…”
“ok, done phhir….”
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Maine gate ka form bhara aur gate ka form bharne ke baad zameen par let kar cigarette peete hue gate ki preparation ka plan banana laga…
“ek din me chaubis ghante…jisme se char ghante sone ke liye…dus ghante padhai ke liye…do ghante cigarette aur daru peene ke liye…10+4+2= 16…phhir bhi 8 ghante bach rahe hai…chalo isme se do ghante NH-6 me loot ke liye nikal deta hoon….phhir bhi 6 ghante seedhe-seedhe khali hai…ok…16 ghante gate ki preparation…char ghante sone ke liye aur…do ghante NH-6 me dhamaka karne ke liye aur baki bache do ghante cigarette aur daru peene ke liye…16+4+2+2= 24 hours…L.H.S. = R.H.S. , hence proved….lekin aaj se nahi…abhi toh bahut taiyari karni hai….”
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Yahi sochate hue main zameen par letkar bina kash khiche cigarette jalata raha aur phhir pura dum lagakar ek kash khicha.cigarette ke us ek dumdar kash ke dauran meri nazar ceiling fan par gayi….fan bahut tez chal raha tha aur jis direction me pankha ghoom raha tha(clockwise) meri aankh bhi usi direction me ghoomne lagi…shuru-shuru me toh mere aankh ke ghoomne ki speed bahut slow thi…lekin samay ke sath mere aankh ki bhi ghoomne ki speed badhti gayi….maine ye sab aise hee time pass ke liye shuru kiya tha lekin ab ye rook nahi raha tha…meri aankh itni tez rotate karne lagi thi mera sar chakrane laga tha…aur phhir ek samay aisa aaya jab meri aankh ki rotational speed fan ke rotational speed ko match kar gayi….jiska pata mujhe tab chala jab fan dheere-dheere slow hokar rook gaya tha…lekin ye haqiqat me nahi hua tha….haqiqat me toh fan ab bhi ghoom raha tha…jiski hawa main mahsoos kar sakta tha…actually ho ye raha tha ki mere aankh ki rotational speed fan ki speed ke equal ho gayi thi…yani ki fan aur mere aankh ke beech relative motion zero ho chukka tha…isliye mere room ka ceiling fan mujhe rooka hua dikh raha tha…jabki actual me wo bahut tez speed ke sath ghoom raha tha aur meri aankh bhi.
Main kab tak aise hee zameen par pada raha mujhe nahi maloom par bahar jab kisi ne mera name pukara toh main mano hosh me aaya aur apni aankh mijte hue bahar gaya…..
“Varun tu… ?”
“kyun be…aaj coaching nahi jana kya…”
“lawda,phhir se past me never mind…pankhe ki maa ki choot….”
“kya bol raha hai be…chal jaldi…warna janta hai na ki physics wala teacher kaise insult karta hai…”
“tu do minute rook, main do minute me aaya…”
Varun ko rukne ke liye kahkar main andar gaya aur apne bag se sara samaan zameen me fek-kar sirf ek rough copy bag me dalkar bahar aa gaya. maine Physics ki book bhi nahi li thi kyunki jo Physics main tution me padhne wala tha ,wo sab mujhe pata tha balki us-se kuch jyada hee matlba bahut jyada. You know its apun’s language….maine apne gharwalo ko aawaz di…lekin meri aawaz sunkar koyi nahi aaya jis-se maine ek aur baar aawaz di par nateeza wahi raha…yani ki is baar bhi kisi ne koyi response nahi diya…jisase mujhe shaq hua ki kahi kisi ne silently mere ghar walo ko tapka toh nahi diya…isliye maine pura ghar chhan mara …..
“kamal hai ,mere ghar me mere aalwa koyi nahi hai…”bahar aate hue main Varun se bola “tujhe pata hai kya Varun ki mere gharwale kaha gaye hai…”
“mujhe kaise pata hoga…”apna kandha uchkate hue Varun ne jor se jawab diya….
“toh chillata kahe hai be…”ek mukka markar maine Varun se kaha…
“waise tune mujhe kal school me bataya tha ki tu ,kal apne family ke sath kisi Pandey ji ke yaha jayega…lagta hai tere gharwale tujhe chhodkar chale gaye… main toh ye bhool hee gaya tha, warna tere ghar thode aata.lekin achchha hee hua ki aa gaya”
“ho sakta hai…main toh so raha tha…ya phhir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki maine hee jaane ke liye mana kar diya ho…waise aaj taarikh kaun si hai…”
“28”
“full form me bata be..”
“28th November 2009…”
“November….mahina chal raha hai ? ”
“haan toh isme itna khush kyun ho raha hai….”
“chal bata ki 2011 me world cup kaun jeetega…”
“India…”Varun ne jawab diya….
Aur Varun ka jawab sunte hee main road par khushi se nachne laga…yesss…yani ki yun hardum past me aana meri koyi bimari nahi hai…balki ek ability hai…main past events ko change kar sakta hoon…past me jakar apna messege de sakta hoon…jiske according sab kuch real me change ho sakta hai…toh kya is tarah main apne college ki story badal sakta hoon ? bilkul badal sakta hoon…? Main councilling ke dauran us college ka option hee nahi dalunga…jisme main padh chuka hoon…is tarah main apna future safe kar lunga…yay… main mahan, mera sab kuch mahan…
“itna naach kyun raha hai…”mujhe bakchod ki tarah sadak par kudate-fadte dekh Varun ne pucha…
“tu nahi samjhega…tu ye bata ki 2015 me india world cup jeetegi ya nahi…”
“mujhe kya pata…wo toh tu kal school me ek ladke se 2011 world cup kaun jeetega is topic me ladayi kar raha tha…tera kahna tha ki India aur us ladke ka kahna tha ki Australia…aur tu ab mujhse na lade isliye maine India kah diya….”
“lavde ke baal…”apne emotion ko control karke maine Varun ke pichhwade me ek laat meri aur badle me apne pichhwade me ek laat bhi khayi aur phhir apna pichhwada sahlate hue bola…
“main khamkha kya-kya sochne laga tha…lekin tune mere sare armano par muh se mutth mar diya…”
“muh se mutth…?”bolkar Varun apna muh alag-alag shape me banana laga… “yuck”
“ab ye kya kar raha hai…”
“muh se mutth maar raha hoon…”
“bakchod sale…acha ye bata…tution me kaun sa topic chal raha hai…”
“laws of motion…”
“mujhse sab banta hai…”
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Kya maine kabhi apne school ke physics teacher ke bare me bataya hai ? mujhe thik dhang se yaad nahi…isliye yadi bataya bhi ho toh ,dobara bata deta hoon…humare school ke Physics teacher ka name Amarnath Shukla tha…aur sala ek number ka chodu…bakchod…lanth aadmi tha…aap zindagi me ek baar kisi ladki ko samajh sakte ho lekin Amarnath ko samajh pana….koyi chance hee nahi….humne uska name pyar se Amaru rakha hua tha…jo ki use bhi pata tha…lekin wo ise enjoy karta tha…uski ek khas property thi ki wo standard temperature aur atmospheric pressure me kisi ke bhi samne, kisi ko bhi… kuch bhi bol deta tha ,phhir chahe wo uske students ho ya phhir uska beta…ya phhir uski biwi. Uski biwi tana-tan maal thi aur ghar me aane wale har mard ko vaasna ki nazar dekhti thi…ya phhir nahi dekhti thi…main is bare me confirm nahi hoon…lekin Amaru ka launda bahut pahuchi hui chiz tha…ghar me jaha wo gand-fati me rahta wahi bahar full ayyashi pelta tha…mujhe ab bhi yaad hai Amaru ke bete ka ek kissa jisme usne apne se 6 saal badi ladki ko bus-stand me khullam khulla propose mara tha…wo bhi apne liye nahi balki apni colony me rahne wale apne jaise hee ek launde ke liye… us din humari toh gand hee fat gayi thi aur hum soch me pad gaye the ki BC Amaru ne kis angle se apni biwi ko chodkar ise paida kiya hai.anyway….
Amaru ko Physics ke bare me knowledge toh bahut tha lekin uske ajeeb bartaav ke karan uski class science ki class kam…comedy classes jyada lagti thi…aur bas yahi se mujhe physics me interest aaya…dusare shabdo me kahu toh Amaru mera inspiration tha aur yadi ise teesare sabdo me kahu toh Amaru hee wo shaks tha jis-se maine seekha tha ki Physics aur bakchodi ko mixup kaise karna hai.
Hum paanch launde Amaru ke yaha physics padhne jaya karte the…par waha padhayi kam bakchodi jyada hoti thi…abhi Shukla ji ne first law of motion padhaya hee tha ki unhe bhookh lagne lagi….aur unhone apni biwi ko khana lane ke liye kaha….
“tum log bhi khaoge kya…”
“nahi sir…”Varun ne jawab diya…
“dekho agla topic hai force yani ki bal…jab tum kisi bhi chiz ko dhakka dete ho aur wo gati karne lagti hai toh usme bal ki ek matra kaam karti hai…jise hum F=ma se nikalte hai…lekin yadi bal lagane se wo chiz ya vastu gati nahi karti toh….”
“sir, wo bal nikalne ka derivation aapne nahi bataya…”smart banne ki koshish karte hue Varun ne ek sawal daga…
“ajeeb aadmi ho yar, tum toh Physics ki maiyya chod de rahe ho.beech me disturb kyun kar rahe ho..bakchod-vakchod ho ka…Arman, maro sale ko…”
Amarnath sir ne aisa kaha…jo ki unka chir-parichit andaaz tha aur phhir maine bhi apne chir-parichit andaaz me ghuma ke ek mukka Varun ki peeth me jama diya…
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nice update ...ab job karne ki soch raha hai isliye gate ka form bhara aur apna time table ka calculation bhi kar liya ..aur sabse badi baat nh6 pe chori karna ..
par ye arman ki aankhe fan ki speed se kaise match kar rahi hai ?? ..
ab amru sir ko bhi physics padhayega kya arman ..
aur lagta hai shayad zakhmi hone par angelina se mulakat ho kyunki wo doctor to ban hi gayi hogi ..

 

[DARK WOLFKING]

Update 46

“ab aage se disturb mat karna…. Dekho,jab tum kisi bhi chiz ko dhakka dete ho aur wo gati karne lagti hai toh usme bal ki ek matra hoti hai…jise hum F=ma se nikalte hai…lekin yadi bal lagane se wo chiz ya vastu gati nahi karti toh usme lagaya gaya bal zero hota hai lekin iska matlab ye nahi hota ki usme koyi bal nahi lagaya gaya…example dekho…”
Example dikhane ke liye Amarnath sir apni table se uthe aur apna pura jor lagakar apni ghar ki deewar ko dono hatho se dhakka dete hue bole…
“ye dekhhhoo… maine is deewar me apne dono hatho se bal lagaya lekin deewar me koyi motion nahi hua…lekin yaad rakhna ki bal phhir bhi lag raha hai…lag raha hai…lagte hee ja raha hai…ufff…gand fat gayi”
jo example Amarnath ne hume bataya tha…wo physics ki book me bhi tha aur hum sab easily samajh bhi gaye the lekin Amarnath sir the ki hume demonstration dene me tule hue the…wo is samay deewar ko puri taqat ke sath dhakel rahe the aur unhe aisa karte dekh hum sab jor-jor se hasne lage…
“dekho…deewar ki position me koyi changes nahi hai…lekin bal lag raha hai…lag raha hai…kamal hai yar, main idhar padha raha hoon …udhar tum log has rahe ho…bakchod ho ka sab ke sab…tumlog ko physics padhane se achchha hai ki main konte me jakar mutth maar loon…”
Bal lagne ka demonstration dene ke baad Amarnath sir wapas apni chair par baithe aur bistar ki chadar se apna paseena pochhne lage…
“sir, ab bhi bal lag raha hai kya…”maine pucha…
“bal lag raha hai aur lagte hee ja raha hai”
Amarnath ne apna paseena saaf karne ke baad apne launde ko bulaya aur apne jeb se saman ki list nikal kar use saman lane ke liye kaha.jise unka launda turant lekar aa gaya…
“tumhara khana nahi bana kya…”andar apni biwi ko aawaz marte hue sir ne puchha
“bas nikal rahi hoon”
“jaldi lao…”
Ab hume padhana chhod Sir wo saman dekhne lage ,jo unka beta lekar aaya tha…aur jab unhone bag me rakha saman pura check kar liya toh apne bête ko paas bulaya aur use ek thappad markar puchha…
“poha kyun nahi laya…”
“mummi ne mana kiya tha…”cheekhte hue unke bête ne jawab diya jispar sir ne ek aur thappad mar kar kaha…
“hum na, tumhari mahtari ke gand me char laat markar wapas bhej denge…samjhe…ab ja yaha se aur apni mahtari ko bol ki khana laye”
Itne me unki wife unke liye khana lekar aa gayi…unki wife ne humse bhi pucha ki kya hum log bhi khana khayenge lekin humare naa bolne par wo hum sabko smile dekar andar chali gayi….Amarnath sir bahut der tak thali ko ghoorte rahe aur phhir eka-ek tez aawaz me unhone apni biwi se pucha…
“ye kya banayi ho ji…”
“kadhi…chawal “unki biwi ne andar se hee jawab diya…
“ye kadhi chawal hai….ya tatti chawal…kyun ji Varun, tum dekh ke batao…ki ye kya hai…”
“nahi sir…mujhe nahi dekhna…”
“are dekho toh…tatti type se dikh rahi hai ya nahi…’
“yuck…”
“bathroom se tatti lakar chawal me mila diya hai…main nahi khaunga “bolkar Amarnath ne thali zameen par fek di…jisase tatti chawal…sorry I mean kadhi chawal zameen par idhar-udhar fail gaya aur jis thali me kadhi chawal tha wo round-round wahi zameen par ghoomne laga…
Shuru me mujhe ye normal laga lekin jab bahut der tak wo thali round-round ghoomte rahi toh mera bheja apni jagah se khiska aur maine apne aas-paas dekha. Mere saare dost dheere-dheere waha se gayab ho rahe the aur waha se jab bhi koyi gayab hota tab gayab hone ke pahle unka sharir halka sa chamkane lagta tha.ab waha sirf main akela baacha tha…waha ab na toh Varun tha …na hee mere dost aur na hee Amarnath sir…sab log waha se achanak gayab ho gaye the par zameen me giri wo thali ab bhi usi speed ke sath waha zameen par gol-gol ghoom rahi thi…
“woohooo iska matlab ab main wapas present me jaane wala hoon…kitna hoshiyar hoon main…aur abki baar toh mujhe darr bhi nahi lag raha…ok… ulti ginti shuru….three…two…one…”bolte hue maine apni aankhe band ki aur thodi der baad apni aankhe kholi….
“ye kaise mumkin hai…main ab bhi yahi hoon…”chauk kar maine kaha…maine phhir se apni aankhe band ki aur teen tak ki ulti ginti shuru ki…
“abki baar hindi me karta hoon, lagta hai time travel walo ko English nahi aati.ok…teen…paune teen…dhayi…do…ek...vartman me aapka swagat hai… par ye kya…main phhir ab bhi hoon…wtf…ye kaam kyun nahi kar raha..kahi maine apni ability kho toh nahi di..”
“tum yaha se tab tak nahi jaoge …jab tak main nahi chah leti…”andar se bahar aate hue Amarnath ki biwi boli…
Maine ek baar phhir gol-gol ghoom rahi thali ki taraf dekha….ye kaise possible hai..ye toh sarasar physics ke khilaf hai…mana ki Amaru ne isme bal lagaya tha…lekin isme toh ab bhi bal lag raha hai…lag raha hai….lagte hee jar aha hai.rukne ka naam hee nahi le raha hai.
“kya…tumne meri aawaz nahi suni…tum yaha se tab tak nahi jaoge …jab tak main nahi chah leti…”mere saamne khadi hote hui Amarnath ki biwi boli…
“maine suni thi..par mujhe maloom hai janeman ki, tu real nahi hai…isliye maine dhyan nahi diya…”Amarnath sir ki biwi ki taraf dekhte hue main bola aur sath me buri tarah chauk bhi gaya….
Amarnath sir ki biwi is samay mere samne khadi thi…par ye mere buri tarah chaukne ki vazah nahi thi…main buri tarah chauka, uski vazah ye thi ki Amarnath ki biwi mere samne is samay puri nangi khadi thi aur unka pura badan pani me bhiga hua tha….maine unhe dekha aur unhe dekhte hee main unhe dekhta rah gaya…
“mujhe pata hai ki…tum inke paas coaching padhne kyun aate ho…tum apne dosto se kahte ho ki Amarnath sir bahut funny hai…isliye tum unke paas padhne jaate ho…lekin main aur tum bhali-bhati jante hai ki yaha tum kyun aate ho…yaha tum mere liye aate ho….”aage badhte hue wo boli…aur jaise-jaise wo meri taraf badh rahi thi mera gala sookhta ja raha tha…
Amarnath sir ki biwi apne pure badan se pani tapkate hue bistar par chadhi aur phhir apne ek pair se mere lund ko sahlane lagi…..sahlane kya,ye bolo masalne lagi…yaha tak usko bhi.
“tum batao Arman…kya tum mujhe chodne ki ichchha lekar yaha nahi aayt…”
“haan…mera matlab na…bilkul nahi”
“mujhe…jhooth bardasht nahi…. sach batao…”
unhone apni peeth mere taraf kar di aur jhuk kar apni gand meri taraf karke mujhse puchhi
“kya tum isme apna lund nahi ghusana chahte….”
“chahta hoon..mera matlab nahi chahta hoon..aaa, abey apna pair toh hata raand” dard se karahte hue maine kaha…
Jiske baad Amarnath sir ki biwi wapas meri oor palti aur apna ek pair mere lund se hatakar seedhe mere mathe par rakh kar mujhe bistar me let jaane ka ishara kiya….mere bistar par let jane ke baad usne apna ek pair mere baye kandhe ke bagal me rakha aur apna dusara pair mere daye kandhe ke bagal me rakha…jisase uske sharir aur choot se pani tapak kar seedhe mere muh me girne laga….maine apna muh band kiya aur use hatane ki koshish ki…lekin wo apni jagah se hili tak nahi…maine ek aur baar koshish ki lekin wo thi ki pahad ke mafiq apni jagah par khadi rahi…yani ki bal lag raha tha lekin motion zero tha….aur uske choot se pani ki boond lagatar muh me gir rahi thi….maine use apne upar se hatane ki kayi koshish ki lekin main har baar nakam raha...wo bahut der tak mere upar pani tapkati rahi aur phhir ahiste se wo mere muh ke upar baith gayi…jisase uski choot ya phhir gand seedhe mere muh ke contact me aaya….
“iski maa ka…bc randi….uth…Sali…burchatta samajh ke rakhi hai kya mujhe…abey main Shri Arman hoon…” ghuti-ghuti aawaz me maine kaha…lekin Amarnath sir ki biwi thi ki mere upar se hatne ka naam hee nahi le rahi thi…balki wo apne choot ko mere muh me aur bhi jyada force ke sath dabaye ja rahi thi…jisase mera dum ghootne laga… mujhe saans lene me dikkat hone lagi…meri aankhe dum ghutne ki vazah se ab apne aap band hone lagi thi aur apni aankh puri tarah se band hone ke pahle maine jo aakhiri chiz dekhi wo ye ki jo thali itni der se non-stop full speed ke sath ghoom rahi thi…uski speed ab dheere-dheere kam ho rahi thi….
“ab samjha…”lagatar kam hoti thali ki speed ko dekhkar maine khud se kaha
“jaise-jaise thali ki speed kam hogi, meri jaan waise-waise version 1.0 se 3.0 me transfer hogi aur jab thali ekdum se ruk jayegi…tab main completely version 3.0 me transfer ho jaunga…ye sara khel relative motion ka hai, BC….anyway, abki baar counting sankrit me karta hoon… shayad safal ho jaun…ok… countdown in sanskrit…treeni…dve…ekam…”
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Aur abki baar sanskrit me meri counting kaam kar gayi…main sach me apne present time me laut chuka tha…jiska andaza mujhe tab hua jab maine khud ko apne flat me pankhe ke neeche leta hua paya… maine dekha ki pankhe ki speed lagatar badh rahi thi yani ki ab meri aankh aur pankhe ke beech Relative motion ab zero nahi tha…
“ab samjha ki main past me kyun chala jata hoon…actually ye sab kuch relative motion ka kamal hai…time ko teen part me divide kiya gaya hai….present…past..future aur in sabki apni alag-alag speed bhi hogi…aur isiliye hum time ke is boundation ko paar nahi kar pate par jab kinhi do time ki yani ki Past,Present ya present,future ki velocity kisi bhi vyakti ke liye same ho jati hai toh wo vyakti time ke is boundation ko cross kar sakta hai…jaise ki kuch dino se mere sath ho raha hai...actual me ye sab relative motion ka khel hai…jab-jab main past me jata hoon tab-tab mere liye past aur present ki relative speed zero hoti hai…nahi zero nahi…zero se thodi adhik hoti hogi…tabhi toh present ka ek ghanta past ke lagbhag 12 ghante ke barabar hota hai…yani ki relative velocity zero nahi hoti balki zero se thodi adhik hoti hai…par itni adhik nahi ki main past me na ja saku…jaise ki do train jo dheere-dheere chal rahi hai…unme se ek train ka passenger dusari train me kood kar chala jata hai..kyunki us samay un dono train ki speed bahut kam hoti hai….aur jab ye past aur present wapas apne original speed me move karne lagte hai toh main past dwara wapas apne samay me fek diya jata hoon…kyunki tab santulan banaye rakhne ke liye present mujhe wapas bula leta hai…yani ki kul milakar ye sab relative velocity ka khel hai…is it ? ya phhir koyi aur reason hai ? gand maraye…Shri Arman toh ab daru peekar mathematics solve karenge…wo bhi raatbhar. Kitna stamina hai mere andar…main just abhi-abhi ek duniya se dusari duniya me aaya hoon aur aate hee padhne baith gaya sach kahta hoon maine apne se jyada mahan insaan aaj tak nahi dekha….aur isi mahanta ko sakshi maankar main ye shapath leta hoon ki main Physics-Putra Shri Arman, kal Ganga-Jamuna randi chodne jaunga.”
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nice update ..padhkar maja aa gaya ..amarnath sir ka kadhi chawal ko tatti chawal bolna aur fenk dena ..aur jab amarnath ki biwi ka chut chatwana ..
par jo physics ke velocity ke baare me bata raha hai arman wo sab samajh ke bahar hai ..

 

[DARK WOLFKING]

Update-47

is it ? ya phhir koyi aur reason hai ? gand maraye…Shri Arman toh ab daru peekar mathematics solve karenge…wo bhi raatbhar. Kitna stamina hai mere andar…main just abhi-abhi ek duniya se dusari duniya me aaya hoon aura ate hee padhne baith gaya. sach kahta hoon maine apne se jyada mahan insaan aaj tak nahi dekha….aur isi mahanta ko sakshi maankar main ye shapath leta hoon ki main Physics-Putra Shri Arman, kal Ganga-Jamuna randi chodne jaunga.”
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Main apne room se bahar nikla aur dekha ki Vandana Rathi ka flat yani ki E-5 ki khidki tooti hui thi...lekin maine uspar jyada dhyan nahi diya Aur waha se aage badh gaya….
“rook BC…aaj goli marunga…bahut udd rahi thi Sharda Enterprises me…ab tere wahi pankh…jiske dum par tu itna udd rahi thi…unhe katkar teri gand me nahi bhar diya toh bolna….Vandana Rathi, tere achchhe din aane wale hai..”
Vandana Rathi ko aisi kayi galiya dekar main colony se bahar aaya aur NH-6 me khade hokar auto ka intezaar karne laga….tabhi ek autowala mere paas aakar ruka…
“kaha malik…”auto rok kar auto wale ne mujhse pucha…
“Ganga-jamuna…itwari…”
“baitho…”
“hata nahi jaunga…”bolkar main auto se thoda door aa gaya…
“kyun nahi jaoge malik…”apni garden side se nikal kar us autowale ne pucha…
“mujhe tere auto ka number nahi pasand…upar se tera auto diesel se chalta hai jiske chalte humara environment ka santulan bigad raha hai aur main nahi chahta ki log ye bole ki Shri Arman ko apne earth ke environment ki koyi parvaah nahi hai…tu khud soch itna bada aadmi hokar main aisa chhota kaam karunga…”goggle lagate hue maine kaha “so best option for you is just get lost…”
Maine us auto me nahi gaya aur na hee uske baad aane wale agle teen auto me…problem wahi ki wo sab auto diesel se chalne wale the…
“ganga-jamuna, itwari chaloge kya…”finally jab ek petrol se chalne wala auto aaya toh use rukwa kar maine puchha…jiske baad wo auto wala aur uske auto me baithe sabhi log mujhe ghoor kar dekhne lage…
“aise kya dekh rahe ho tum sab…tum log bhi chalo….”
“dedh sau lagega…”
“arey tu do sau le liyo…lekin ekdum perfect point me chhodna padega…wo kya hai paidal chalne me energy loss ho jati hai”
“baitho phhir…”
Itwari yani ki Ganga Jamuna red light area pahuchane me mujhe yahi kuch 40-45 minutes lage aur aakhir me auto me main aur sirf wo autowala tha….
“koyi lafda toh nahi hota na idhar….”auto se utar kar maine puchha…
“kis chiz ka lafda bhai…sab kuch toh khulla hai…ab chaho toh video bana lo…yaha koyi kuch nahi bolne wala…yaha ki ladkiya chahe kitne hee kapde pahan le…logo ko wo nangi hee nazar aati hai…”
“le tu apna do sau pakad…maine toh tujhse yaha hone wale lafde ke bare me pucha tha…lekin tum toh lawda gyan hee chodne lage…mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ki kaun kis halat me hai”
“thik hai phhir…”paise jeb me rakhte hue us autowale ne ek taraf ishara kiya aur bola “bas daddu ke area me kadam mat rakhna….wo us taraf uska ilaka hai…warna katta chala dega…abhi ek hafte pahle ki hee baat hai…uske under ki ek rakhail apne premi ke sath bhagne ki koshish me thi…daddu ne pure ilaake me dauda-dauda kar us launde ko mara…”
“aur us rakhail ka kya hua…”
“uska toh pata nahi par kahte hai ki…daddu ne beeso aadmiyo ko ek sath uske kamre me bhej diya…pahle toh unhone us rakhail ke jism ko khoob masla aur phhir jaan se maar diya…isliye daddu ke ilaake me bilkul bhi mat jana…”
“acha thik hai… main yadi zinda raha toh wapas milunga…”autowale ko hath dikhate hue maine kaha
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Ganga-Jamuna….kitna pavitra name hai ye…pata nahi kis chutiye ne ye name is ilaake ko de diya tha.koyi kahta hai hai ye name do nritaki(dancer) Ganga aur Jamuna ki vazah se pada tha. Ganga-jamuna ki kya jhakkas arrangement thi…sadak ke left side me ek line se sirf ghar hee ghar bane the ,beech-beech me cigarette aur chay ke thele bhi the aur ghar ke samne char-paanch ladkiya…aurate baithi hui thi ya khadi thi…aur sabki kamar zero size…kuch gori thi toh kuch saanwali thi…par thi sab maal ki maal….us autowale ne sahi kaha tha…yaha ki ladkiya chahe jitne bhi kapde pahan le… nazar wo nangi hee aati hai…maine ek aur chiz jo gaur ki wo ye ki waha itne saare ghar the lekin ek bhi ghar ke saamne koyi mard jaat ka prani nahi tha…jaha dekho sirf maal hee maal…lekin sadak ke right side me jis taraf main chal raha tha udhar iske ulat hee mahol tha….sadak ke right side me badhiya badi-badi dukane thi…jaha mujhe aurat jaat ki koyi prani nazar nahi aa rahi thi…mujhe sadak ke right side me jo bhi dikhta wo ya toh koyi ladka hota…ya koyi aadmi ya phhir koyi budha…..aur sab apne-apne kaam me busy the…isliye maine bhi goggle lagaya aur cigarette peete hue apne kaam me busy ho gaya…main sadak ke right side me bane ek chay wale ke paas gaya aur bola…
“Daddu bhai kaha milenge….”
“kaun Daddu bhai…?”
“main police ka aadmi nahi hoon be…jo mujhse chhipa raha hai…mujhe toh bas kuch kaam hai Daddu se…”
“hum kono Daddu ko nahi janat hoon…”
“gadfatt kahi ka…”waha se aage badhte hue maine kaha…aur next thele wale ke paas gaya…jaha phhir se mujhe wahi sab kuch sun-ne ko mila jo ki mujhe pahle thele wale se sunne ko mila tha yani ki wo bhi ek number ka gadfatt aadmi tha…isliye abki baar main teesare thele wale ke paas gaya aur jate hee bola ki main police ka aadmi hoon jisase wo thele wala thoda saham gaya aur mere bina kuch puchhe hee bol pada…
“mazboori me ye sab karna padta hai sahib…warna kaun apni biwi ki dalali karna chahega…”
“jurm…jurm hota hai …chahe mazboori me kyun na kiya gaya ho…chal thane…”
“humka maaf kai do sahib…”
“chal nikal hazar rupaye…”
“hazar rupaye…oo toh abhi humre paas nahi hai…”hath jodte hue usne mujhse kaha…
“chal phhir ye bata ki Daddu kidhar rahta hai aur yadi tune bola ki kaun daddu…toh teri biwi ko toh chodunga hee…tujhe bhi thane me lejakar chodunga…isliye seedhe-seedhe apna muh khol aur Daddu ka address bata…”
“kaun Daddu…”
“sale dalle…”uski garden pakad kar dabate hue main bola “chal apna boriya-bistar bandh…aaj tujhe thane lejakr police ka danda teri gand me nahi dala toh mera name bhi ACP Arman nahi…”
“humka jaye do...” mere pair pakad kar rote hue wo bola aur tab meri fati ki kahi koyi panga na jaye…isliye maine use uthaya aur use chup karate hue bola….
“ek shart par…main tujhe chhodunga…pahle ye bata teri biwi kaha hai…”
“kyun…”
“ab ye bhi main hee batau…chal mujhe lekar…”
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Us thele wale ne apna thela khiska kar wahi paas me ek dusare thele wale ke paas apna thela khada kar diya aur mujhe lekar waha se chal pada…jaha usne apna thela laga rakha tha uske thik samne sadak ke us paar uska ghar tha…lekin wo mujhe peeche se ghuma kar le gaya… aur ghar ke peeche wala darwaza jor-jor se khatkhataya…
“aayi…”andar se ek aawaz aayi…
Aawaz toh normal thi lekin darwaza khulne ke baad jo maal bahar aayi wo normal nahi thi…wo BC itni hot aur itni jyada sexy thi ki mujhe ek pal ko laga ki mera pant me hee gir jayega…lekin maine khud ko control kiya aur andar gaya…mere andar jaane ke baad wo aadmi jo mujhe yaha tak lekar aaya tha waha se chup chap khisak liya…jiske baad us aurat ne andar se room band karke mujhe ek kamre me aane ka ishara kiya…maine pure ghar ka jayja liya…us ghar me teen kamre the…jisme se ek kamre ko un logo ne kitchen bana rakha tha…deewaro ki halat kafi jarzar thi aur mujhe thoda-thoda darr bhi lagne laga tha ki kahi deewar bhasak na jaye…par mere samne jo ek problem abhi thi wo ye ki main use ladki kahu ya aurat…same wahi problem jo Vandana Rathi ko dekhkar hui thi…isliye andar jakar maine cigarette jalate hue uska name puchha…
“Madhulika….”charpayi me baithte hue usne jawab diya
“huh,bakwas name…”
Main pahli baar kisi red light area me nahi aaya tha…aur jaisa ki mera past experience tha uske hisaab se ye sab itni gumsum nahi hoti hai…jitni ki ye hone ka dikhawa kar rahi hai…mujhe Arun ne bataya tha ki kaise jab wo randi chodne gaya tha…toh randi ne uske wallet se pura paisa chheen liya tha….uske hisaab se ya toh ye lawdi hoshiyari chod rahi hai ya phhir abhi-abhi dhandhe me aayi hai…par sabse jyada jis baat ne mujhe pareshan kiya wo ye ki ye us thele wale ki biwi bilkul nahi lagti…BC kaha wo kariya,takla 60 saal ka dikhne wala gandul aur kaha ye 28-29 saal ki rapchik maal…upar se kitni chikni hai ye aur taiyar toh aisi hui hai jaise ki miss world contest me participate karne wali ho…
Main wahi bistar se thodi door me baitha aur cigarette fookte hue Madhulika ko dekhta raha…wo nihayat hee gori..chikni thi aur koyi solid perfume laga rakhi thi…kamar ke upar usne sirf blouse pehan daal rakha tha , jo ki bahut kasa hua tha aur kamar ke neeche ek salwar…baaki pura portion khali tha…jisase mujhe shaq hua ki isne underwear pahni hogi ya nahi….
“chod na be…”maine khud se kaha…
“pagal hai kya…aise kaise chod du…”
“dekh lawda ,chodna hai toh chod nahi toh nikal idhar se…”
“ok”

nice update ..ab ye randi chodne gaya hai ya daddu ko dhundne jo sabse uske baare me hi puchh raha hai ..

 

[Yug Purush]

nice update ..ab ye randi chodne gaya hai ya daddu ko dhundne jo sabse uske baare me hi puchh raha hai ..

Daddu se bahut purana rishta hai Arman ka, bad wahi nibhane aaya hai

 

[DARK WOLFKING]

Update 49

“Daddu…. dikhne me….. mere se….. jyada smart hai kya…”Madhulika ki choot me lagatar apna lund dalte hue hee maine puchha….
“nahi….”
“usne tujhe kabhi choda hai…”
“ye aap kyun puchh rahe hai…”
“tu jawab dena…”
“Daddu ne mujhe bahut baar choda hai…uska beta bhi aksar aakar apni aag bhuja jata hai…”
“Kaamini ke bare me thoda aur bata….matlab ki uske sath-sath kya-kya kiya Daddu ne….”
Maine apna lund Madhulika ki choot se nikala aur use wahi zameen par ulta letne ke liye kaha….lekin wo boli ki use zameen me dukh raha hai….isliye hum dono waha zameen se uthkar dusare room me rakhi charpayi par gaye….Madhulika ulti late gayi aur apni tango ko bina mere bole hee faila di…yaha tak ki usne apne dono hatho se apni pond ko failaya aur apni gand me lund dalne ka mujhe khula nyota diya….
“that’s the spirit ,ye hoti hai asli randi…jo bina bole sab samajh jaye…Vandana Rathi ko bhi ek din aise hee chodunga…uski toh main gand faad dalunga….bas kuch din wo aur aish kar le….”
Madhulika ki is harqat ko dekhkar main muskuraya aur kood kar uske upar ja baitha….wo ab bhi apne hath se apne gand ko failaye hue thi….maine pahle uski gand ko ungali se sahlaya aur phhir apni ungali uski gand me daal di…jisase wo thodi jhijhak uthi….
“lund dalne se pahle thoda thook dena…dard kam hota hai….”
“oil nahi hai kya…”Madhulika ki gand me apni ungali andar-bahar karte hue maine puchha….
“hai na…waha dusare room me rakha hai…”
“toh ja.. jakar lekar aa…warna aise hee ghusa dunga”
Madhulika wapas seedhi hui aur bistar se uthkar dusare room se oil lene jaane lagi lekin tabhi maine uske pichhwade me jhapad mara…wo bina kuch bole dusare room me gayi aur tel ka botal mere hath me dekar…wapas charpayi par ulta let gayi..maine pahle tel uski kamar par giraya aur masalte hue tel uski gand tak le gaya….
“tune Kaamini ke bare me jyada nahi bataya….”apna lund Madhulika ki gand se connect karte hue main bola….
“meri saheli thiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….aaaaiiiiiss”
“teri saheli…”chaukte hue maine apna lund Madhulika ki gand ke andar hee rakha…. “kaisi saheli thi…achchhi wali ? ”
“haan…”
“wo bhi tere type full raand thi kya….”
“aap zinda logo ko izzat nahi dete…kam se kam mare logo ko toh do…aur koyi bhi ladki apni marzi se randi nahi banti…ya toh wo mazboori me banti hai ya phhir gharwalo ke dabav me aakar use randi banna padta hai…aapko kya pata ki mazboori kise kahte hai…aap bade ghar me paida hue…achchhe school me padhe…phhir college karke naukri ki ya phhir naukri nahi bhi ki toh bhi aapko khilane ke liye aapke maa-baap hai…unki beshumir daulat hai….lekin humare paas ye sab nahi hai….hum apna jism bechkar apna aur apne pariwar ka gujara chalate hai….kabhi bhookhe rahe ho ? sari samajhdari gand me ghus jati hai ki kya sahi hai aur kya galat…”
“ bitch please…Aradhna ke case me main teen din thane me bhookha band tha…. anyway toh iska matlab teri dost bhi full raand thi…teri tarah”apna lund Madhulika ki gand se nikal kar maine kaha aur phhir jor lagakar wapas uski gand me dal diya….jiske baad Madhulika ki gand marne ka maine jo silsila chalu kiya wo bahut der tak chala…
“Daddu ke bete ne use veshya banaya tha….”jab maine final stroke uski gand me markar us-se chipak kar let gaya toh wo boli “wo Kaamini ko apni rakhail bana kar rakhna chahta tha…lekin uske hee ek dost ko Kaamini se mohabbat ho gayi aur wo Kaamini ko lekar yaha se bhag gaya….”
“wo bhagne me kamyab ho gaya tha…? Phhir Daddu ne use kaise dhoondha…”
“maine bataya tha ki wo kaha chhipi hai….”
“wooow…kahani me twist…lekin kyun”uthkar khada hote hue maine puchha aur apna lund uske honth se touch kara diya….jisase wo baukhlayi aur gussa bhi hui…..lekin kuch boli nahi….
“bata na…tune apni saheli ko kyun faswaya….jabki wo yaha se nikal chuki thi….”ek baar aur apna lund uske muh se touch karake maine puchha aur is baar wo pahle se jyada baukhla gayi….par pahle ki tarah abki baar bhi wo kuch nahi boli….bas apna muh sikod kar dusari taraf kar liya
“Daddu aur uske gunde mujhe jaan se marne ki dhamki de rahe the….pitaji ko toh unhone bahut mara bhi…”
“kabhi apne baap se badla lene ka khayal tere mann me nahi aaya ya phhir bhagwan se ”pant upar chadhate hue maine Madhulika ki taraf dekha aur apne pant ki jeb se hazar ka ek patta nikal kar uski taraf fek diya….
“main unhe ab apna pita nahi manti aur bhagwan se kaisi shikayat….bhagwan ne mujhe veshya banne ke liye nahi kaha….”uthkar baithte hue wo meri taraf dekh kar boli…
“par bhagwan ne tujhe is ilaake me paida toh kiya….?”
“par mujhe ab bhi bhagwan par bharosa hai…kam se kam mere sath wo toh nahi hua jo Kaamini ke sath hua…main zinda hoon…mere pita bhi zinda hai aur hum dono ko do waqt ka khana mil raha hai…isase jyada sochane ki meri koyi khwaish nahi hai….”
“tu zinda hai kyunki tujhe abhi tak waisa aashiq nahi mila jaisa ki Kaamini ko mila tha…aur kabhi mile bhi toh uske sath mat bhagna aur bhagwan par bharosa karna chhod de….kyunki ant me , bhagwan koyi madad nahi karne wala…infact mujhe kabhi-kabhi toh aisa lagta hai ki bhagwan hai hee nahi”pant ki jeb me hath daal kar maine ek aur hazar ka note nikala aur charpayi par rakhkar Madhulika ke doodh dabate hue bola “kal se full taiyar hokar rahna…main phhir aaunga…have a sexy day….”
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Thodi Si himmat...thodi Si chalaki aur thoda sa jhooth... Aur tum wo paa loge jiski tumne kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki thi…par main yaha kyun aaya tha ? aur ye sab kyun kar raha tha..? toh jawab hai Gun… is duniya me bahut mahan aviskar aur aviskarak hue lekin personally mera aisa manna hai ki Gun un sabme sabse mahan hai…bilkul meri tarah ! bole toh koyi dikhawa nahi, koyi bhed-bhav nahi…pelna hai toh pelna hai, phhir chahe samne wala peon ho ya prime minister..wo utna zakhm prime minister ko bhi degi jitna ki peon ko…bole toh No Discrimination ! aur Gun ka yahi attitude apun ko bahut pasand aaya aur apun idhar aaya.
Madhulika ke ghar se nikal kar main wapas sadak par chalne laga…Madhulika se vida lete waqt maine us-se Daddu ke bare me aur bhi bahut kuch jaan li thi…jaise ki Daddu ka ghar kaha hai…uska adda kaha hai….wo mujhe yaha kab milega….wagerah-wagerah…jiske anusar Daddu raat me Ganga-Jamuna ki sabse badi randi se milne aata hai….jiska khud ka ek chakla hai aur uske under me 20-22 randiya kaam karti hai….Madhulika ne mujhe bataya ki log use Ajmeri bai kahte the…kyun kahte the…ye use nahi maloom tha….Ajmeri bai Ganga-Jamuna ki sabse badi randi hone ke sath-sath sabse badi dalal bhi thi…aur sirf kuch khas logo ke sath bistar garam karti thi…jinme se ek Daddu bhi tha….
Maine ghadi me time dekha….abhi dopahar ke ek baj rahe the aur Daddu se milne ke liye mujhe raat tak ka intezaar karna tha isliye maine wahi rahkar Daddu aur Ajmeri bai ke bare me kuch aur puchh-tachh ki….aur main jis-se bhi un dono ke bare me puchhta wo mujhe ghoor kar dekhne lagte…adhiktar logo ne toh mere muh pe mana kar diya ki na toh wo Ajmeri bai ko jaante hai aur na hee Daddu ko….lekin waha kuch aise bhi the…jinhone paiso ki lalach me mujhe bahut kuch un dono ke bare me bata diya tha…jiske according….Ajmeri bai 22 saal ki thi jab uska premi use yaha bechne aaya tha….us samay wo pregnant thi…tab Daddu ki dhak utni nahi thi , wo bas Ganga-Jamuna ka mamooli gunda tha…jo randiyo ko chodne ke jugad me Itwari me ghoomte rahta tha aur wahi ek roj Daddu ne Ajmeri Bai ko dekha….jiske baad kya hua iski kahani mujhe nahi maloom….par Daddu aur Ajmeri bai ke milaap ne jaha Daddu ko is Ganga-Jamuna ka maalik bana diya tha wahi Ajmeri bai ko sabse badi raand hone ka khitab mil gaya tha….kuch log toh ye bhi kahte hai ki Ajmeri bai ke aashiqo me kayi political leader bhi hai ,jinki vazah se Daddu upar chadhta gaya….isliye maine Daddu se milne se pahle Ajmeri se milne
ka socha lekin Jis tarah Daddu raat ko hee Ganga-Jamuna me aata hai…usi tarah Ajmeri bai ka kotha bhi raat me hee khulta tha….isliye sham ko 7 baje tak main pure Itwari me ghoomte hue mahol tadta raha aur phhir sham hote hee Ajmeri bai ke kothe ki taraf chal diya….
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Ajmeri bai ke kothe ka haal kafi acha tha…waha saaf-safai thi aur pure kothe ko Ajmeri ne aise saja kar rakha tha jaise ki waha koyi function hone wala ho….kothe me main gate se andar jaane ke baad ek bada sa hall tha jaha ek bahut bada sofa rakha hua tha jis par shayad Ajmeri bai baithkar T.V. dekh rahi thi….main Kothe ke main gate se andar gaya aur mujhe dekhte hee Ajmeri ne apni chakliyo ko aawaz mari….jiske baad wo sab waha turant aakar mere samne khadi hokar mujhe dekhne lagi…
“aage ki jo do hai unke 600 …beech me jo paanch hai unke 1000 aur peechhe wali teeno ke 1500 . Richa kaha rah gayi re…wo manager abhi tak uske sath busy hai kya….sala lagta hai bank ka pura paisa aaj uda ke hee manega….ek ghante se meri bachchi ko band karke rakha hua hai….jab wapas aaye toh double charge lena…bachchiya shikayat bhi karti hai ki sala , wo Manager jor-jor se dabata hai….”
Maine Ajmeri bai ko dekha…pahle toh mujhe yakin hee nahi hua ki yahi Ajmeri Bai hai…maine toh soch rakha tha ki ye 40-45 saal ki koyi aurat hogi…jiska pet, gand ki tarah bahar nikla hoga aur wo muh me paan daba ke randiyo ke maafiq dalali karti hogi lekin jab maine use dekha toh mujhe yakin nahi hua….uski umra Vandana Rathi ke barabar thi…ya phhir usase teen-char saal jyada….par saali ne kya maintain karke rakha tha khud ko…isne toh Madhulika…Vandana Rathi yaha tak ki khoobsurti ke mamle me Nisha ko bhi peeche chhod diya tha….kya perfect figure tha Ajmeri ka…upar se baby face…matlab ki shakl dekh kar lag hee nahi raha tha ki wo ek veshya hai….isiliye sala Daddu itna upar pahuch gaya….
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nice update ..daddu aur ajmeri bai ka sabse pata laga raha hai arman .aur usko shayad gun chahiye ..

 

[DARK WOLFKING]

Update 51

“yahi koyi chalis katte….”
“chalis…”
“hmmm…no. make it hundred. Sau katte. Sunne me bhi achchha lagta hai aur calculation me bhi ”
“payment kab doge….”
“delivery do baar me do alag-alag jagah par hogi…50-50 ke set me. vehicle humara hoga, bas tum time aur jagah mujhe bata dena ,har delivery ke pahle payment mil jayega..”
“karoge kya itne katte ka…”
“everyone needs a mask, you have yours…I have mine”
“kyaaaaaa….”
“ab main tumse puchhu ki tum itne katte laoge kaha se toh kya tum mujhe bata doge….”
“nahi…”
“exactly, bas main bhi nahi bata sakta….”muskurate hue maine kaha….jiske baad Daddu bhi muskura utha…
Maine Daddu ke yaha se sample ke taur par 15000 dekar ek katta liya aur salam-dua karke waha se bahar nikla….mere peeche-peeche Daddu ke aadmi bhi nikle par thodi door tak aane ke baad wo laut kar wapas chale gaye….meri is samay fat toh bahut rahi thi ki kahi Daddu ya uske aadmi mujhe peeche se goli na maar de…par kyunki jaisa maine pahle bhi kaha hai ki… Thodi Si himmat...thodi Si chalaki aur thoda sa jhooth... Aur tum wo paa loge jiski tumne kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki thi, upar se is samay main NH-6 ke Thug ke kirdar me tha…isliye main darne ke bawzood peeche palta aur Thug ke kirdar se pura nyay karte hue Daddu ke aadmiyo ki taraf cigarette peekar role me dhua chhodne laga….
“dhua chhodna band kar be…warna kahi in logo ki khisak gayi toh tujhe hee dhue me na tabdil kar de….kaise-kaise kaam kar raha hoon main…kya choda Madhulika ko aur kaise Daddu ko chodu banaya….use kya maloom ki mujhe sirf ek desi katta chahiye tha….taki main apne sapno ko saakar kar saku….abhi tak mera pair kaanp raha hai…sala Daddu ne jaan se nahi mara wahi bahut hai…yaha se jakar do peg marunga aur chup chap so jaunga…yadi neend aayi toh…pura rom-rom dark e mare kaanp raha hai…thank you bhagwan. Aisich sath bane rahna ,last time ke mafiq dhokha mat dena aur phhir dekhna ki kaise main in sabki leta hoon….”
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Ganga-jamuna se main raat ko 11 baje ke karib River View Colony pahucha…aaj din bhar ki bhag-daud ke karan main kafi thak chuka tha aur aalas itna aa raha tha ki mujhe khana khane ka bhi mann nahi kiya…waise normal day me meri energy is time pe top pe hoti hai hai par kyunki ye normal day nahi tha isliye mere sath kuch bhi normal nahi ho raha tha…siway ek chiz ke…ki baki din ki tarah mujhe aaj bhi neend nahi aa rahi thi…main bahut der tak bistar par leta raha…sone ki koshish karta raha…lekin meri laakh koshisho ke bawzood main sone me safal nahi ho paya isliye uthkar baith gaya….aur jaise hee main uthkar baitha mere side me rakha katta mere pair se touch hua….katte ko dekhkar mera matha thanka .maine katta uthaya aur daudkar apne flat ki chhat par gaya….
“yadi koyi mujh par attack karega toh main…pahle yaha chhup kar use goli marunga…aur phhir yaha chhipkar…phhir chhat par let kar chalte hue chhat ke dusare hisse me jaunga aur usi dauran gun ko dobara load karunga…aur peechhe ki taraf mauzood logo ko maar dunga…dichkyooon….lekin yadi hawai hamla hua toh ? idea …main turant kood kar pahle E-5 me jaunga..phhir E-4 me…phhir E-3 me au aise karte-karte colony ke bahar nikal jaunga….let’s make it happen”
Maine katta wahi zameen par rakha aur chhat ke ekdum kinare par khada hokar mere flat ki chhat aur R.Rathi ke flat ki chhat ke beech kitni doori hai iska andaza lagane laga…
“10 feet…nahi actually 8 feet hogi…9 bhi ho sakti hai…ek min.” Vandana Rathi ke flat me torch markar maine kaha “8.5 feet correct… but I think 8.46 would be more correct … done 8.46. ek kaam karta hoon us side se daudkar yaha aaunga aur phhir ek long jump….yess…yahi ek tarika hai hawai hamle se bachne ka…chal Arman…3.0 ”
Main apne flat ki chhat me peechhe gaya aur aankh band karke kuch der tak khud ko utsahit karta raha…phhir maine apni aankh kholi aur gand-fad tez daud kar apne chhat se Vandana Rathi ki chhat ki taraf chhalang maar di…main apne chhat se Vandana Rathi ke chhat par pahuchne hee wala tha, main bas pahuch hee chukka tha lekin sala meri jump kam pad gayi…aur main chhati ke bal seedhe chhat ke kinare se takraya…aur takra kar seedhe neeche gira…

jhakaas update ..arman ke paas 100 katte kharidne ke paise nahi hai ye pata tha phir bhi socha ki wo itne katte ka kya karega ..aur jab ek katta liya tab samjha ki isko to ek hi chahiye ..bas daddu ko lalach dekar kaam ban gaya ..agar ek katta maangta to daddu nahi deta ..
aur ab flat me ye soch raha hai ki hamlaa hua to kya karega ..

 

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Update 53

“sala…gand hee fat gayi meri…main kya ban gaya hoon…is-se acha toh BC wo katta apni kanpatti pe rakh kar trigger daba doon…laanat hai aisi zindagi pe….”thodi der baad balti se apna sar bahar nikalkar main bola aur bathroom se bahar aakar farsh par hafte hue let gaya…..
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Kal raat ke karname ki vazah se mera seena bahut jagah se chhil gaya tha aur dard toh tha hee…isliye maine do-teen din room me rest karna hee behtar samjha…par phhir maine socha ki main room me pure din karunga kya…tab mujhe khayal aaya ki ….GATE…..gate ki taiyari karunga….maine khane ka order mara aur colony ke paas hee bani ek clinic me apni marham patti kara kar…kuch medicine lekar wapas apne flat me aaya…..
Mere andar ek khas baat hai ki jab main jo karta hoon tab main use pure mann se karta hoon…uske aalwa mujhe aur kuch nahi soojhta…phhir chahe wo movie dekhna ho ya cigarette peena ya phhir padhayi karna….yadi main kuch bhi karne ek baar baith gaya toh phhir bas usi me ram jata hoon…jiska example ye hai ki maine lord of the ring ke teeno part ek hee din me yani ki ek hee raat me back to back dekhe the…third part dekhte samay toh meri aankh se aansu bhi nikalne laga tha lekin main use complete karke hee utha…yadi maine ye thaan liya ki mujhe mutth marna hai toh phhir main mutth maar kar hee rahunga…phhir chahe koyi aa jaye. Bole toh mera concentration itna bhayankar hai ki main kisi se baat karte hue bhi mutth maar sakta hoon aur yahi haal abhi meri padhayi ka tha….Vandana Rathi ki chhat se takrane ke baad maine apni behtari ke liye ye decision liya tha ki main ab agle kuch din koyi dhamal nahi karunga aur isme main kayi din tak kayam bhi raha…exact kitne din ye toh mujhe yaad nahi…lekin…ek minute…main count karke batata hoon….maine apne room ki deewar ko dekha jaha maine ek kale patthar se deewar par is month ka pura calendar bana rakha tha…aur jo-jo din guzarte ja rahe the us par gola marte ja raha tha….
“teen-do…paanch…paanch-do…saat….total saat din hue hai mujhe Mathematics padhte hue….jisme bas do chapter aur baaki hai…phhir mathematics…khatam….iske baad back to back do baar revise marunga…lawda….nahi toh jo padha hai bhool jaunga…sala itne bade-bade formulae hai ki gand fat jati hai….formulae toh BC phhir bhi yaad ho jaye…lekin formulae ke name…..yaad rakhna jyada mushqil hai….chalo baki bache chapter bhi revise maar leta hoon….” .
Maine laptop me B.S.Grewal ka ebook khola aur padhne me busy ho gaya aur raat ko ek baje tak ek aur chapter saltine ke baad adhmara sa hokar bistar par let gaya….laptop me din bhar apni aankh gadane ke karan meri aankh me jalan ho rahi thi isliye apni aankh band karke main apni aankho ko sahlane laga….
“Arman sir…”
“kaun hai be…”jaise hee mujhe ye aawaz sunayi di maine turant apni aankh kholi aur apne charo taraf dekha…par waha koyi nahi tha….
“lagta hai vaham hai mera…”bolkar maine apni aankh wapas band ki aur phhir se apni aankh sahlane laga ki mujhe ek baar phhir se wo aawaz sunayi di…
“tumhari amma ka 9.8….jo bhi hai saamne aao…warna determinant me pack kar dunga…”
“main idhar hoon sir…”
“abey ye toh reply pe reply aa raha hai…mere flat me mere aalawa aur bhi koyi rahta hai kya…?”
“please sir…idhar aao…hall me meri garden jakad rahi hai…main saans nahi le pa rahi…please sir…help me…”
Ye sunte hee bhay aur aatank ne mujhe apni giraft me le liya…meri himmat nahi ho rahi thi ki main apni jagah se hil saku…lekin phhir bhi main apne bed se utha aur dheere-dheere bedroom se deewar ke sahare hall ki taraf badha….hall ki taraf badhta mera har kadam mujhe kah raha tha ki main aage na jaun…lekin main dheere-dheere deewar ke sahare aage badhte gaya aur ant me deewar ki oot se chhipkar maine hall me jhanka….
Maine dekha ki hall me lage pankhe se ek ladki latki hui thi…uske baal bikhre hue the jisase uska chehra mujhe nahi dikh raha tha. wo apni gardan me rassi fasakar pankhe se latki hui thi aur apne aap ko chhudane ki bahut koshish kar rahi thi….ek taraf jaha wo khud ko chhudane ke liye bahut chhatpata rahi thi…wahi dusare taraf apne naakhoon se apne garden aur chehre ko cheekhte hue noche ja rahi thi….us ladki ki haalat itni kharab thi ki uska peshab tak nikal gaya tha aur main kuch karne ke bajay bas deewar ki oot me khada hokar use dekh raha tha…mujhe samajh hee nahi aaya ki main kya karu…isliye main murti ke saman waha khade rahkar bas us ladki ko dekhe ja raha tha….lekin phhir us ladki ne mujhe dekh liya aur apne hath se apne baal ko hatate hue boli….
“sir..main hoon Aradhna…aaj toh bacha lo…”
“Ara..dh..dhna….”
“haan…sir…aapki rakhail…jisne college me aapke liye jaan de di thi…”
Aradhna ka chehra dekh kar mere andar na jaane kaha se itni himmat aa gayi ki maine apne bedroom se ek chair uthaya aur turant Aradhna ke paas gaya….maine chair neeche rakha aur uspar chadhkar Aradhna ko pakad liya….
Maine Aradhna ko waha se utara aur seedhe bedroom me lakar bistar par lita diya….
“thank you ,sir…”
Jawab me maine kuch nahi bola aur turant bhagkar Aradhna ke liye paani laya…
“le , paani pee le…”
“nahi…ab main thik hoon…”wo boli
Jab main Aradhna ke liye bhagkar paani lene gaya tha tab Aradhna ke baal bikhre hue the aur uske pure chehre par aise nishan the…jaise usne apne aapko noch dala ho…lekin jab main wapas aaya toh uske sharir me ek bhi zakhm nahi tha….upar wo ab aisi lag rahi thi…jaise ki usne kitna bhari make up kiya ho….aur toh aur wo mujhe dekh kar muskura bhi rahi thi…..main wahi khada hokar use dekhta raha , wo bhi mujhe dekh rahi thi….
“tum bhoot ho kya…ya phhir..atma…”
“aapko kya lagta hai…”bistar par uthkar baithte hue wo mujhse puchhi…jiska mere paas koyi jawab nahi tha…balki mere paas toh is samay bahut sawal the…jo main us-se puchhna chahta tha…kayi aise sawal jo uske suicide karne ke baad se hee mere jehan me bas gaye the aur aaj tak mujhe pareshan kar rahe the….lekin maine us-se kuch nahi puchha aur wahi bistar ke paas wali deewar par tik kar neeche baith gaya aur ek cigarette sulgayi….
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nice update ..7 din de padhai ki aur naa sone ki wajah se shayad aradhna suicide karte huye dikh rahi hai ..aradhna ki maut jeher khane se huyi thi par wo pankhe se latak kar suicide karte huye dikhai de rahi hai arman ko ..

jab aradhna ka jikr hota hai to uske liye bura lagta hai ..

 

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Chapter-16: Recall-1/The Breakup Show

Update 57

Madhulika se vida lekar main seedhe Daddu ke yaha pahucha… aaj Daddu ke shagirdo ne mujhe ache se bithaya aur chay-pani ke liye bhi puchha…Daddu waise toh raat ke samay hee Itwari me aata hai, lekin thodi jaanch-padtal ke baad mujhe ye maloom hua tha ki subah 10 baje ke pahle bhi Daddu Ganga-Jamuna ka ek round marta hai aur ye sach bhi nikla kyunki Daddu is samay apne hee adde par Ajmeri bai ke sath busy tha…isliye main waha Daddu ke jhat jaise cabin me baith kar cigarette par cigarette peeta raha….lekin Daddu tha ki Ajmeri ko chhodne ka name hee nahi le raha tha….maine ek aur cigarette muh me fasayi aur use chabate hue khud se bola….
“sala kaun si goli khata hai be…jo itni der se nikal hee nahi raha….puchhna padega, Vandana Rathi ko wahi goli khakar chodunga”
Maine waha aas-paas mauzood uske pantaro se kaha ki wo jakar Daddu ko mera messege de…tab unme se ek bola ki yadi unhone Daddu ko disturb kiya toh wo unhe jaan se mar dega… unke pantaro ne ye bhi kaha ki last time jab Daddu ,Ajmeri ke sath tha toh pure char ghante tak andar hee raha tha….sala Viagra-baz….par meri kismat achi thi…mujhe waha sirf ek ghanta hee Daddu ke liye wait karna pada….ek ghante baad Daddu aur Ajmeri dono sath me nikle….Daddu ke hath me katta tha toh uska dusra hath Ajmeri bai ke pichhwade me tha….undono ko dekh main waha baitha raha jise Daddu apna office bolta tha…jiske baad Daddu ne mujhe dekha aur Daddu ke sath Ajmeri bai bhi waha us office me aayi…Daddu table ke us paar main chair me baitha aur Ajmeri bai table ke is paar mere bagal me rakhi chair par sawar hui….
“light on kar be…”Daddu ne aawaz mari aur uske aawaz marte hee jaha hum log baithe the waha ki light chalu ho gayi…
“kyun ladke…us din ke baad dikha nahi kothe par…us din toh bahut badi-badi baate kar raha tha…”mere hath par apna hath rakhte hue Ajmeri boli…
“chhat par koodte waqt chot lag gayi thi...”
“chhat ko toh chhod deta…”haste hue Ajmeri boli…
“nice one… par maine koodte hue kaha…aapne shayad kuch aur samjha”
“tu meri bare me mere hee area me puchh-tachh kar raha hai…tune mujhe chutiya samajh rakha hai kya…”mere aur baby face Ajmeri Bai ke beech ke conversation ko khatm karte hue Daddu bola…
“chutiya nahi samajhdar samajhata hu…isiliye socha ki aap samajh jaoge…main aapke sath gun smuggling kar raha hoon…toh thoda bahut toh puchh-tachh karna mangta hai ki nahi….? waise us din aapne jin do aadmi ko mera peechha karne ke liye chhoda tha….unhe bol dena ki main waha nahi rahta ,jis ghar me main ghusa tha…wo toh unhe bhatkane ke liye main ghusa tha…waise bhi meri party ka main dealer main nahi hoon main toh bas broker hoon… aap bas ye samajh lo ki aise hee do number ke dhandhe se mera guzara chalta hai…”
“chutiye sale…par unhone toh kaha tha ki tu waha se wapas hee nahi nikla…”
“main bhagte hue aage se ghusa aur bhagte hue peeche se nikal gaya…guns kab tak aa jayege…”
“main tere ko phone karunga…”
“no problem…by the way apun aapke vaste kuch laya hai…”ek packet table par rakhte hue maine kaha…
“kya hai iske andar…”
“new phone…”Ajmeri bai ki taraf muskura kar dekhte hue maine kaha “wo bhi seal…packed…jiske badle me mujhe sirf itna chahiye ki mera maal ek mahine ke andar mujhe mil jaye…jiske baad main yaha mauzood har ek shaks ko ek mobile gift karunga…even Ajmeri bai ko bhi…”
Itne me Daddu ke aadmi ek shaks ko jabran ghaseet-te hue utha kar waha laye aur Daddu ko bahar bulakar us shaks ko marne lage…Daddu ne apne aadmiyo ko use wahi andar cabin me lane ke liye kaha….shayad wo mujhpar apna raub jhadna chahta tha…maine us shaks ko dekha…wo meri umra ka hee tha…ya phhir mujhse kuch saal thoda bada raha hoga…uske andar aate hee Daddu ne us par katta taan diya aur bola
“kyun be…tujhe samajh nahi aata kya…bola na ki teri behan Ajmeri bai ke kothe par dhandha karegi…uska college kal se band…ab uski class kal se Ajmeri bai ke kothe par lagegi…aur kal se tu apni behan ka dalal kahlayega…”
“mujhe maaf kar do Daddu bhai…wo meri behan hai…”rote hue Daddu ke pair pakad kar wo gidgidane laga…
“wo teri behan hee hai…biwi toh nahi hai na…wo kya hai ki teri behan bilkul seal packed hai…is mobile ki tarah…isliye uska rate bahut jyada rahega….aur Ajmeri bai ke kothe par bahut kam khush naseeb ladkiyo ko kaam karne ka mauka milta hai…”
“lekin Daddu bhai…”
“Madarchod…samajh nahi aata kya…ek baar me….”ek laat use markar Daddu bola
“tu apne aap hee apni behan ko Ajmeri bai ke kothe par chhod ja…warna tere pure khandan ko randi bana kar Ajmeri bai ke kothe par dhandha karwaunga…chal nikal sale yaha se ab…”
Maine ye sab kuch dekha , ye sab mere saamne hee hua…jaha ek taqatwar aadmi ne ek kamzor ko dhamki di thi… us pure samay main yahi sochta raha ki Main us aadmi ki help kar sakta hoon…main koyi tikdam lagakar use aur uski behan ko bacha sakta hoon…aisa meri antaratma ne mujhse kaha….par isi ke sath ek aur sawal jo meri antaratma ne mere saamne rakha ki…why should I….. kya lena-dena mujhe us anjaan shaks ki behan se… kaun sa lawda yadi main use bacha lunga toh uski bahan mujhse chudwayegi…. Hat BC , do-do antaratma…..
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filhal toh maine us matter me koyi ungali nahi ki aur seedhe Colony ke liye ravana hua...Apne flat pahuchkar Maine jaise hee main gate khola mujhe farsh par ek notice dikhayi diya…par actual me wo koyi notice nahi tha…balki electricity bill tha…maine electricity bill ko dekha aur modkar dustbin me nishana lagane laga…..
“sala, miss ho gaya….? par kaise…”chaukte hue maine phhir se us bill ko uthaya aur dustbin se thodi door jakar dustbin par phhir se nishana lagaya….
“phhir se miss…ye kaise mumkin hai…”
Maine phhir se bill uthaya aur use modkar ek-do mantra jo mujhe school time ke yaad the unhe bolkar dustbin me nishana lagakar feka…lekin main is baar bhi chook gaya tha…jisase khisiya kar maine decide kiya ki jab tak ye bill dustbin me nahi jayega...main dustbin me nishana lagata hee rahunga…phhir chahe subah hee kyun na ho jaye…maine apna sara hunar ,sari mehnat laga di tab jakar 31st time me bill dustbin me goal hua aur Dustbin me goal marne ke baad maine apni khushi ka izhar karne ke liye hawa me hath uthaya hee tha ki mujhe kisi ne peechhe se pakda. Pakda kya…balki daboch liya…jiske karan main jhijhak utha aur peechhe palat kar dekha….
“hello sir…”
“hell..O…hello”
“how are you, sir….”apni pakad mazboot banate hue Aradhna ne puchha…
“f..f..faa….fine…how..how are you…Aradhana”kanpte hue maine jawab diya….
“aap mujhse itna darte kyun ho…pahle toh aap aise nahi the…kya aap ab badal chuke ho….”
“main aur dar….m..m…main kaha…haahaaaa”
“you love me, right…”
“ofcourse…not…I mean why not”Aradhna ke changul se chhootne ki koshish karte hue maine kaha…lekin usne itni mazbooti se mujhe pakad rakha tha ki main uske changul se chhoot tak nahi paa raha tha….
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nice update ..madhulika ne sahi kaha ki kothe pe aake har koi paise lootake jaata hai ..
par ye daddu ko mobile wo bhi seal pack gift karna kuch samajh nahi aaya ..
ye aradhna pichha nahi chhod rahi hai aur ab arman school ke dino me bhi nahi jaa raha hai ..

 

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Update 59

"phhir kahiye...kyun kast kiya yaha tak aane ka..."
"mujhe kuchh kahna hai tere ko..."
"toh nervous kyun ho rahe ho...aap bhi nervous hote ho kya.."mera mazak udate hue Aradhna hasi...
"main actually nervous nahi hoon, nervous hone ki acting kar raha hoon ,taki jo main aage kahne wala hoon, use sunkar tera dard kuchh kam ho aur main ye…ye…kahna chahta hoon ki main tujhse pyar nahi karta...wo sab to aise hee bas time pass karne ke liye maine ye sab natak kiya tha...."
Itna bolkar Maine socha ki abhich...bas abhich Aradhna royegi, mujhpar hath uthayegi...lekin usne waisa kuchh nahi kiya .ulta wo rone ki bajay aise hasne lagi jaise maine uski choot me gudgudi ki ho.....
"tu has kyun rahi hai...main sach bol raha hoon "
"mujhe yahi batane ke liye hostel se bahar bulaye ho..."Aradhna ne thode der ke liye apni hansi roki aur phhir hasne lagi.....
"hans le,mera kya hai...lekin main kuchh chize clear kar diye deta hoon...ab se na toh tu mujhe call karna aur na hee messege...waise bhi agar tu ye sab karna bhi chahegi to kar nahi payegi ,kyunki main kal hee apna number change kar dunga aur apna purana number hostel ke kisi launde ko de dunga...isliye soch-samajh kar hee messege karna..."
"hmmm...."ye sunkar Aradhna ki hansi abki ruk gayi...."main samjhi nahi kuch...aap kahna kya chahte ho..."
"main directly jo kahna chahta hoon,use indirectly hee samajh le na...tujhe hee fayda hoga..."
"matlab…"
"indirectly nahi samajhi na...toh phhir le, directly sun .maine tere door ke bhai kallu kanghichor se shart lagayi thi ki main tujhe pata ke chodunga...jisme main kamyaab raha. Lekin ab mera mann bhar gaya hai,isliye...aaj se hum kabhi nahi milenge aur yadi kabhi mile bhi toh baat nahi karenge aur yadi kabhi baat bhi karni padi to ,is baare me to bilkul bhi baat nahi karenge...."thode der ke liye main ruka ,kyunki jaise-jaise main bolte ja raha tha,Aradhna ki aankhe dheere-dheere badi hoti ja rahi thi...wo rona chahti thi,ya phhir kahe ki wo bas ro hee deti ,yadi main us waqt chup na hua hota toh....isliye main thodi der ke liye ruka aur jab mujhe yakin ho gaya ki ,Aradhna ab thoda normal ho gayi hai to maine aage bolna shuru kiya....
"maa kasam, Aradhna...main tujhse bilkul bhi pyar nahi karta.main kisi aur se pyar karta hoon, main tujhe uska name bhi batata lekin security reasons ki vazah se main tujhe uska naam nahi bataunga.main janta hoon ki tujhe bahut bura lag raha hoga aur lagna bhi chahiye… aakhir tune mujhse apni gand aise hee thodi marwayi hai ki main kisi aur ko dekh kar ya phhir sochkar mutth maru…lekin main kya karu....main mazboor hoon…waise bhi tujhe sochna chahiye tha ki mujh jaisa ladka college ki baki ladkiyo ko chhodkar tere peechhe kyun padega .main janta hoon ki main bahut bura kah raha hoon lekin mujhe is waqt bilkul bhi bura nahi lag raha hai ,jo is baat ki gavaah hai ki mere kaleje me tere liye zero point zero zero zero zero one(0.00001) ke barabar bhi koyi feeling nahi hai par main tujhe salah de sakta hoon… Google me jakar search karna ki 'how to forget ex-boyfriend'. Ummid hai,kuch kaam ki chiz mil jayegi...."bolkar main chup hua aur yaad karne laga ki aur kuchh bolna baki hai ya phhir khisku yaha se....
"ek aur baat....aaj ke baad kisi se bhi pange mat lena aur yadi koyi senior intro vagerah le toh shanti se de dena...kyunki ab main tujhe bachane nahi aane wala...ab chalta hoon.all the best..."
iske baad main waha ek second ke liye bhi nahi ruka aur wapas tez kadmo ke sath hostel ki taraf badha....kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki Aradhna mere peechhe aa jaye....
"Wow ! Aradhna ka matter to badi aasani se sulajh gaya....usne to koyi react hee nahi kiya. Mujhe aise hee ladkiya pasand hai,jo meri baat sune aur bas sune...koyi jawab ya sawal na kare...."
Aradhna se break up karke hostel ki taraf jaa rahe Arman ko maine aawaz di…use rokna chaha…taaki wo ruk jaye aur Aradhna se break up na kare… lekin ye flashback tha…koyi time travel nahi…jo main kuch kar sakta tha…afterall wo main hee toh tha…jisne abhi-abhi ek ladki ka dil dukhaya tha aur ek baar bhi palat kar Aradhna ko nahi dekha tha…lekin Aradhna …wo ab bhi wahi khadi thi aur mujhe hostel ki taraf jate hue dekhti rahi…wo waha bahut der tak khadi rahi…aur ant me jab uske hostel ke chaukidar ne use andar aane ke liye kaha toh usne apni nazar 2.0 se hatakar meri taraf dekha….yes… meri taraf dekha…matlab version 3.0 ki taraf dekha aur bahut tezi se daud kar mere paas aa gayi….
“kya sir…flashback….”
“what the….tu mujhe kaise dekh sakti hai…main toh yaha hoon hee nahi…”chauk kar peechhe hat-te hue maine kaha...aur turant apni aankh band kar li….
“thank god…”bathroom me apni aankh kholte hue lambi-lambi saanse bharkar maine kaha “ye Aradhna toh pagal kar degi mujhe…ye toh mere rom-rom me bas chuki hai…kya iska koyi ilaaz nahi hai…aise me toh ye mujhe suicide bhi nahi karne degi…”
Galti insaan ko ye dikhati hai ki usne kya galat kiya aur aage use kya nahi karna chahiye lekin shayad main ye kabhi samajh hee nahi paya tha…warna Nisha ke sath mera relation kabhi nahi banta aur na hee main Madhulika ke paas jata…mera matlab mujhe kya zaroorat hai Ganga-Jamuna jakar Daddu se koyi deal-veal karne ki…kya main koyi criminal hoon…ya phhir koyi aatankwadi hoon…. seriously main kya karunga un 100 guns ka aur main kyun kar raha hoon ye sab…mujhe chahiye ki main apne ghar jaun…gharwalo se maafi mangu aur jo salah maine us din Varun ke bade bhai ko di thi us salah ko main bhi apnau…
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…..aap ghar jao…competitive exams ki taiyari karo aur exam clear karke apni life track par le aao…this is the best you can do…
“yeah..this is the best I can do…”bathroom me jabran apne hath dhulte hue main bola…jabki main ek baar already apne hath-pair dhul chuka tha.
“bitch please…You’re Arman…Shri Arman…”
“ correct…main Arman hoon…Arman 3.0 na ki Arman 2.0…tujhe yani ki Version 2.0 ko zindagi ne sab diya tha…friends, girlfriends, paisa, power, family , talent…lekin tune sab kuch barbaad kar diya… lekin main aisa nahi karunga…main apne talent ka pura istemaal karunga…main abhi jakar Mathematics ke pure topics revision marunga aur phhir Thermodynamic padhna start kar dunga….”
“par bahar jo Aradhna hai…uska kya karega….”
“wo ab bahar nahi hogi…”
“tujhe kaise pata…”
“sixth sense… check kar le…yadi Aradhna abhi bahar dikh gayi toh main ek hafte tak nahi hilaunga….”
“done…”
“done…”
Main bahar aaya aur pure flat me Aradhna ko dhoondha lekin Aradhna kahi bhi nahi thi… that’s Arman-3 for you…..bitches
Maine thermodynamics ka ebook khola aur syllabus ke according padhna shuru kar diya…shuru-shuru me jab main padhne baitha tha tab raat ke 10 baje the aur us samay meri andar energy peak par thi…lekin jaise-jaise samay beeta mera sar bhari hota chala gaya…aur maine raat ke 2 baje bahar ghoomne ka plan banaya….pahle toh maine do round river view colony ka lagaya lekin jab mera mood phhir bhi thik nahi hua toh main colony se bahar nikal kar NH-6 ki taraf daudte hue chala gaya….is samay mere paas mera katta bhi tha, isliye mujhe zara sa bhi dar nahi lag raha tha ki koyi mujhe kuch kar dega…. Main full bindas me NH-6 me night walking kar raha tha ki tabhi ek car bahut speed me aayi aur mere paas se guzar gayi…
“Maaadharchod….”us car wale ko maine kaha aur phhir samne thodi doori par ek ped ko dekh kar khud ko challenge kiya ki kya main us ped ko daudkar 8 seconds me paar kar sakta hoon ?
Maine khud ko challenge kiya aur khud hee challenge accept bhi kar liya…

nice update ..arman flashback me gaya aur dekha ki kaise break up kiya usne aradhna ke saath ..
arman usko kisi aur tarike se bhi samjha sakta tha par apne ego ke chakkar me directly uski insult hi kar di aur ye bhi kaha ki wo kisi aur se pyar karta hai ..
shayad aradhna ne badle ki bhawna aur pyar ke chalte suicide kiya ho .

 

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Update 60

“yeah…I did it…”us ped ko 8 seconds ke bheetar paar karne ke baad hafte hue maine kaha aur ghutno par hath rakhkar jhuk gaya taaki thakan jaldi jaye….aur tabhi door se aati hui ek car ne horn maarkar mujhe sadak se hatne ka sanket diya….
“Arman se panga…abhi batata hoon…”
Sadak se hatne ke bajay ulta main aur beech me khada ho gaya aur meri taraf aati hui car par maine gun taan di…
Jab main aisa kar raha tha toh mujhe yahi laga tha ki car wala ya car wali mere hath me gun dekhkar dar ke mare apni car rok dega…jispar main do-teen dialogues chipka kar use vida kar dunga…lekin jab se sadak ke beech-o-beech khada hokar maine gun us aati hui car ki taraf kiya tha tab se us car ki speed aur badh gayi thi….jisase meri fati aur maine fati me turant trigger daba diya…lekin trigger chalate waqt mera hath kanpa aur goli pata nahi BC kis disha me gayi….ab car ki speed aur bhi tez ho gayi thi,isliye maine jyada rolebazi na marte hue samne se hatna hee behtar samjha….. lekin maine aisa kiya bilkul bhi nahi balki iske ulat wahi beech sadak par khade hokar car ki taraf firing ki aur abki baar mera hath na kaanpe isliye apne dusare hath se maine jis hath me gun pakda hua tha , use pakad liya…. ab samajh aaya filmo me aise gun kyu pakadte hai, taaki nishana correct baithe…
Jab Mere dwara dusari bullet fire karne ke baad bhi Car meri oor badh hee rahi thi tabhi maine apni aankh band kar li , kyunki mujhe andaza ho chala tha ki ab ye car mujhe udane wali hai… main chahta toh waha se hatkar in sabko rok sakta tha…lekin main apne ego ke karan sadak ke beech-o-beech khada raha aur is karname ko anzaam de diya….
“kya main zinda hoon… ? ”apni dayi aankh dheere-dheere kholkar maine samne dekha aur khud se sawal kiya
“mujhe toh kuch nahi hua… kya mere andar koyi super power hai… ”apni dusari aankh bhi dheere-dheere kholkar maine khud se sawal kiya aur tabhi kisi ke dard se karahne ki aawaz mujhe sunayi di…maine apna rookh us aawaz ki taraf kiya….
“iski maa ka… ye kya kar diya maine… kya main itna strong hoon ki mujhse takra kar car ghoom gayi…”
Kuch der pahle Jis car ke saamne main khada tha, wo car ab highway se neeche ek ped se thuki hui thi aur uske andar baithe log dard se karah rahe the…. Main thodi der jaha khada tha, wahi khada raha aur phhir sochne laga ki actual me kya hua hoga….
“dusari Bullet maine car par chalayi thi jo seedhe jakar car me hee lagi aur car mere tak pahuch pati uske pahle hee car mere bagal se bayi taraf mudkar ek ped se takra gayi….. car wale ne mujhe nahi thokha…iske do karan ho sakte hai…pahla karan ye ki bullet ke Car se contact hone par driver dar gaya hoga aur usne aanan-fanan me Car dusari taraf ghuma di hogi…dusara karan ye ki bullet seedhe driver ko lagi hogi aur uske hath se car ka steering ghoom gaya hoga…. Chalkar dekhta hoon…”
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Maine apna chehra roomal se bandha aur Katta apne hath me ghoomate hue ped se takra chuki us car ke paas pahucha… main bade role se katta ghuma raha tha , jiske karan ek baar toh katta mere hath se gir bhi chuka tha…anyway, Car ke andar total 5 log the aur sab launde hee the… jo nashe me full tunn the… waha car ke andar unke aas-paas beer ki kayi botal padi hui thi….kuch khali , toh kuch bhari hui aur kuch phooti hui…
“please don’t kill us…take the money or take whatever you want, whatever you like… but don’t kill us… please, please”un paanch ladko me se ek ne mujhse kaha….
“great idea… chalo tum sab apna-apna batua nikalo…”katta unpar taante hue maine kaha
Jiske baad un sabne bina kisi rok-tok ke apna-apna batau nikala aur bahar fek diya….jiske baad maine un sabke batue se paise nikal kar batua unhe wapas kar diya… kyunki unme unke ATM card, PAN card wagerah the….
“main tum log ko ek shart me zinda chhodunga…” Car ke andar khidki se hath dalkar ek beer nikalte hue maine kaha “ jo-jo Taylor Swift I mean Taylor series ka formula bata dega uski jaan main baksha dunga….”
“itna bada….form..form…formula kaun batayega…”aage wali seat par baitha ek launda apni seat belt kholne ki koshish karte hue bola “wo toh humne third semester me padha tha…”
“tu engineering kar rela hai kya…”
“hum sab Mechanical Engineering ke students hai…. Aur apne dost ka birthday celebrate karke wapas ghar ja rahe the….”
“Engineering kar rahe ho... isliye jaan se nahi maar raha hoon… lekin ghar jakar Taylor Series ka formula yaad zaroor kar lena….kal main tum logo ke ghar aakar formula puchhunga”bolkar maine Car ke andar se ek aur beer ki botal uthayi aur waha se bhagkar wapas apne flat me aaya….
“ maza aa gaya BC…. Ab roz NH-6 me jaunga aur logo ko lootunga… jisme mera sath dega mera Katta… ”
“I am Arman, I have a Gun
I own this world, let’s begin the Fun….”
Room me Beer ki ek botal khali karne ke baad main chhat par pahucha aur net se Nagpur ke Ex-MLAs ki list nikalne lag gaya….
“Sidharth Singh Bairangi…. Ye raha mera bakra… yahi hai wo jis-se Daddu uncle ki bilkul nahi jamti… mujhe bas in dono ko bhidana hai. Taaki mera kaam aasan ho jaye… wait, par main ye sab kyun kar raha hoon… oh, got it…”muskurate hue maine mobile apne jeb me rakha aur phhir Vandana Rathi ki chhat ki taraf nazar dali….
“kya bolta hai Arman…ek baar phhir ho jaye…”
“bilkul nahi…last time wala bhool gaya kya… kaise kutto ke mafiq gheesat-gheesat kar R.Rathi ke flat se apne flat me aaya tha….”
“so what… Always Remember that A lion never stops after an unsuccessful hunt…”
“marwa ke hee rahega tu…”
“that’s two point zero for you…. My dear”
“chal phhir… ho jaye ek-ek jump… lekin helmet pahan ke…”
“sure…”
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Maine apne sar me helmet lagaya aur apne flat se Vandana Rathi ke flat tak ki doori ko measure karte hue apna sar khujane laga I mean helmet khujane laga…. Main thoda peechhe gaya aur daudkar apne flat se ek jump liya…. Abki baar mujhe puri ummid thi ki main safal ho jaunga aur main safal ho bhi jata lekin meri jump is baar bhi thodi si kam pad gayi aur mere sar ke sath meri puri body deewar se takrayi aur deewar se takrane ke baad main pichhali baar ki tarah is baar bhi Vandana Rathi ke garden me gira… dard mujhe ab bhi ho raha tha lekin pichhali baar ki tulna me abki baar dard bahut kam tha…kyunki last time meri chhati E-5 ke chhat ke kinare se takrayi thi jabki baar aisa nahi hua tha… khair main thodi der tak wahi naram-naram ghas par aankh band kiye hue leta raha aur jab dard kuch normal hua toh aankh kholkar dono hath se apna helmet utara…. Lekin mere hath is waqt itna kaanp rahe the ki sar se helmet nikalna bhi mere liye mushkil ho raha tha…
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Maine bahut mehnat ki helmet ko nikalne ki lekin jab maine helmet utara toh paya ki eka-ek subah ho gayi hai…subah nahi…actually dopahar ho gayi thi…par phhir jab maine waha pade-pade aas-paas gaur kiya toh paya ki actuyally abhi sham ka samay hai…time yahi kuch 4-5 baje honge…. Aur toh aur ye jagah wo nahi thi…jaha mujhe girna chahiye tha… ye jagah toh…. Ye jagah toh…. Mere ghar ke paas wala ground tha..mujhe abhi dhang se kuch dikh bhi nahi raha tha…mera matlab thodi der pahle mujhe sab kuch saaf dikhayi de raha tha… lekin ab sab kuch dhundhala-dhundhala dikhayi pad raha tha… upar se waha bahut shor-sharaba bhi ho raha tha... mujhe sab kuch dhundhala sa hee jaan pad raha tha ki mere kano me kisi ki aawaz padi...
"Arman, bach... wo bat lekar tujhe marne aa raha hai..."

jhakaas update ..aakhir car wale ladko ko loot hi liya ..aur engineer ke student the isliye unko chhod diya aur taylor ka formula yaad karne ko kaha ..
dusri baar fail hua arman jump karne me aur ab dobara version 1 me chala gaya ..