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Fantasy Kaisa Yeh Ishq Hai.... Ajab Sa Risk Hai...... (Completed)

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Aakash...? said:
Nischal is saving people's lives like a superhero.:superh: I like the pair of Nischal and Nandni, both of them having fun together.:laugh: Along with fear as well as jokes, you write wonderfully. The enemy side's move failed, it was good and we saved Kasak as well.:yippi:
Nischal's story was very good, which shows his strength. It is not a good thing that hunters are ambush.:angryno: Innocent Nandini is scared. :laugh:It was a great pleasure to see Real Kasak back and it was necessary to do a little drama in this happiness. My Jivisha is the most beautiful.:love:
Nischal has received an offer from the front.
As always the update was great, You are writing very well, Now let's see what happens next, Till then waiting for the next part of the story.
Thank You...
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Hahhaha .. is kahani me sabne Nandni kar nischal ko hi enjoy kiya tha . Yah ek katu satya hai... Jabki maine kuch special nahi likha dono ke liye bus ek special riste ko dhyan me rakh kar likha tha .. :) .. aur shurwati jit par itna khush nahi hote .. dushman har nahi manne wale .. abhi to lage huye hain wo apne aage ki ranniti me :D ..


:thanks: for your lovely comment .. aise sath nibhate chaliye.. :woohoo:
 
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Kiraṇ…. Kya aap mere bf banenge……. Nischal…. “Kya…….. Bf” ??????????????????????????????


Kiraṇ…. Isme itna chaukne wali kaun si baat hai, kyoṅ tumhari pahle se koi gf hai kya ?


Nischal…. Suno main pahle se bahut upset huṅ, mujhe aur distrub mat karo.


Kiraṇ…. Bf se matlab boy friend na ban sakte to na sahi, kam se kam best friend he ban jao.


Nischal….. Meri pahle se ek girlfriend aur ek best friend hai. Isliye tum mujh se jaṛa side he raho.


Kiraṇ…. Ufffff !!! Aaj kal sabhi mast ladke pahle se booked kaise ho sakte hain. Ohk bye dost, ab to milna julna laga he rahega.


Wo laḍki kuch der ruki, apni baten kahi aur chalti bani. Nischal usse jate dekh… “Ajib pagal hai ye to. Mujhe samjh jana chahiye tha, jahaṅ ye sab pagal admission lengi, wahan paglon ke alawa aur kaun milega”.


Nischal baiṭha bas Kiraṇ ko jate dekh soch he raha tha, tabhi uss ke dayen kandhe se Nandni, aur bayeṅ kandhe se Kasak laṭkatki hui…..


Nandni…. Iska back kitna superb hai, nahi…. (Nischal apne dayen gardan ghuma kar Nandni ko ghurne laga”


Kasak….. Sexy chaal hai, bilkul cat walk kar rahi ho jaise… (Ab bayeṅ ghuma)


Nandni…. Front figure bhi kafi hot tha. Apna hero kahin usse bina kapdey ke imagine to nahi kar raha…


Nischal dono ke bich se uth kar khada ho gaya…. “Tumhe sharm nahi aati, kisi ladkey ke pass aise chhichori baten karte”


Kasak…. Lo, ye mahashay sapne me usse chhichorepanti wali najar se dekh sakte hain. Aur hum ne iss ke dil ke armaan apne juban se kah diye, to mirchi lag gayi.


Nischal…. Pagal he ho dono. Aur wo bhi tumhari tarah he pagal thi.


Nandni…. Kyoṅ tumhe bf bana rahi thi kya… heee, heee, heee….


Nandni aur Kasak dono he joṛ-jor se hasne lagi. Dono ko haste dekh Nischal ko puri baat samjh me aa gayi…. “Aisa mazak karte tum dono ko sharm nahi aati”.


Kasak…. Nischal, bechari wo bhi ek bf dhuṅdh rahi thi, mujh se he suggestion magne aayi thi. Ab mujhe laga tumhare liye wo perfect hogi, isliye maine bhej diya tumhare pass.


Nischal…. Dimaġ he satka hua hai tum sab ka. Main bhi kahaṅ paglon ke bich fas gaya. Kyoṅ jabardasti kisi ko bhi mere gale bandh rahi ho.


Nandni…. Tum bhi to kisi ke piche jabardasti gale pare ho. Ek anjani si mulakat, aur kuch aisa jo nahi ghaṭna tha, wo ghat gaya. Uss baat ko le kar, tum bhi to kisi ke piche pare ho. Ummid hai meri baat samjh chuke hoge. Ye lo car key, hum sab movie dekhne ja rahe hain.


Teeno chali gayi, aur Nischal wahiṅ par khada bas Nandni ki baton ko sochta raha. Kuch he pal sochne ke baad usse apna pyar matr ek ġalatafehemi lagne laga, aur wo haste huye khud se “sorry Jivisha” kahta, wapas ghar laut aaya.


Apini aur Suko ki mehfil….



Suko aur Ruki ( Satir jasus, Nischal ke grah Aizem se) pure ek din tak Nischal ka picha karne ke baad Apini ke sath baiṭhak kar rahe the.


Suko…. Apini, tumhe apni Malkia yani ki wo laḍki Jivisha chahiye.


Apini…. Haaṅ, yahaṅ hum Malkia ke liye he hain. Wo bhi Malkia ko khushi se raji kar ke, sath le jana hai. Lekin tumhare gaṛh ka ye bashinda….. aaannhhhhh !!!


Suko…. Apini yadi tumne ġusse se kaam liye to wo badi aasani se jit jayega. Sayad tumhe pata nahi Nischal se kewal chhal se jita ja sakta hai. Bina plan kiye usse uljhe to wo tum sab ki aisi dhajjiyaṅ uḍayega ki tumhe apne yahaṅ hone par afsos hoga.


Josefer…. Jise hum jante nahi uss ke bare me tum hum se itna kah rahe ho, kya tum humare bare me jante ho.


Ruki…. Hum log yahaṅ aapas me jaan pahchan baḍhane nahi aaye hain. Mujh se kaha gaya tha tum sab ki madad karuṅ aur Nischal ko mar kar usse Sabaiya ki sampatti wapas le kar aauṅ. Isliye ye ego ki laḍai chhod kar Nischal ko trap karne ki socho.


Apini…. Josefer, shant raho. Tumhe bas itni padesani hai na, ki bahar se aaye ye dono, hamesa hume kam aaṅkte hain.


Josefer…. Bilkul sahi kaha Apini….


Apini…. Ṭhik hai, to aaj raat jab wo Nischal apne ghar par hoga, tum uss par parnghaṭi humla karoge. Pahle uss ke sath wali laḍki ko marna, aur jab Nischal apni bhawnao me bah raha hoga, tab usse bhi mar dena.


Ruki…. Abhi kisi dusre ko nuksan pahuṅcha kar kyoṅ tum musibat mol le rahe ho, ṭhanḍe dimaġ se plan karo.


Josefer, apne hathiyar kamar me kaste….. “Hume to aise he plan karne aata hai, aaj raat main issi plan ko follow karuṅga”


Josefer apne 2 aadmiyon ke sath badi utsah se, uss mehfil se nikla. Idhar uss ke jane ke baad Apini…. “Usse test kar lene do, hum yahaṅ plan par thoḍa charcha kar le”


Suko…. Haaṅ ye sahi hai. Jaisa ki tum ne bataya, Jivisha aur Nischal dono par najar rakhna hai, wo tum kaise karne wale ho.


Apini…. Josefer Jivisha ke ghar me kisi janwar ke roop me rahega. Bas yahi humara plan hai.


Ruki…. Lekin sirf ek jagah ki planning he kyoṅ. Mujhe nahi lagta ki Nischal aur Jivisha ke bich me kuch bhi connection hai. Jo bhi hai Nischal ke taraf se hai.


Apini…. Maṭlab main samjha nahi….


Suko…. Isharoṅ ko samjho, abhi sirf hum Nischal aur Jivisha ka he soch rahe…


Apini… Main ab bhi nahi samjha….


Suko…. Rahne do jyada mat socho, bas college me mujhe koi aisa chahiye jo Jivisha ka naya dost ho, aur haaṅ wo ladka hona chahiye.


Apini…. Hmmm !!! Ye kaam bhi ho jayega, aur kuch…


Ruki…. Kuch nahi, tum sab ab apna-apna kaam karo. Arre haaṅ wo tumhara sathi Josefer par bhi najar diye raho, kahin aisa na ho ki test me pappu fail ho jaye.


Apini…. Don't worry. Wo Josefer hai, bas itna he kahuṅga. Baki aage tum khud samjh jaoge. Filhaal hum disco ja rahe hain apna shikar ḍhuṅḍhne, tum bhi chaloge kya.


Suko… Tumhari tarah hum bhi roop badal sakte to jaroor chalte. Nischal issi sahar me hai, isliye tum sab jao.


Apini…. Jaisi tumhari marji, chalo Tanisha shikar kiya jaye.


Ruki aur Suko ko wahiṅ chhod kar Tanisha aur Apini apne shikar ḍhuṅḍhne nikal gaye. Idhar college se laut kar aane ke baad, Nischal bas apni ġalatafehemi par hase ja raha tha. Raat ko takriban 9 baje Nischal ke pass Sawalker ka call aaya. Nischal ko halaṅki aaj kahin jane ka man to nahi tha, lekin Sawalker ke jid ki wajah se usse taiyar hona para.


Sawalker colony ke bahar se Nischal ko pick kiya, aur dono disco ke liye nikal paḍe….. “Aur Nischal kaisa raha college ka pahla din, kisi ne pakḍa to nahi tumhe”.


Nischal…. Kya baḍe bhaiya, koi pakaḍ sakta hai kya mujhe. (Nischal itna kah kar bilkul khamosh ho gaya, aur aage dekhne laga)


Sawalker…. Kya hua itna gumsum kyoṅ ho. Kuch baat karo yaar, warna safar boring ho jayega.


Nischal…. Lekin main kya baat karuṅ ?


Sawalker ne car side me lagaya…. “Nischal baat kya hai. Tumne mujhe baḍa bhai kaha hai na, to apne baḍe bhai ko nahi bataoge”.


Nischal…. Kuch nahi baḍe bhaiya, mujhe na kuch achha, aur kuch bura type ka feeling ho raha hai. Actually, main kuch decide nahi kar pa raha ki mujhe ho kya raha hai.


Sawalker, car fir se drive karta…. “Ohhh, love ka mamla hai. Nischal, ye love he baḍa ajib hai. abhi kya-kya hota hai love me, tumhe kya mahan guruoṅ tak ko nahi pata”.


Nischal…. Lekin wo love nahi tha. Mahaj ek ġalatafehemi thi.


Sawalker…. Chup kar gadhe. Koi ġalatafehemi nahi hai. Achha pahle mujhe puri baat batao, fir main decide karuṅga.


Raste bhar Nischal ne shuru se lekar ab tak ki puri kahani bata diya. Kahani batate-batate dono disco bhi pahunch gaye. Sawalker…. “Jab tak wo kisi ko chun na le, tab tak kosis karte raho. Arre uss ke aas-pass ghumo, gane gao, apne pyar ka ehsas dilao. Maan lete hain purana sab jhuṭh tha, to ab aisa mano ki tumhe ek laḍki college me mili, jise tum dil-o-jaan se chahte ho aur usse ab paṭana hai”.


Nischal, pure josh me …. “Haaṅ” …. Sawalker bhi usse josh dilate…. “Haaṅ”…. Nischal ussi josh me…. “Purana sab zero, ek laḍki college ki, aur uss se main apne pyar ka izhaar karuṅga” .. aur dono josh-josh me disco me chale gaye.


Dono bar counter par baithe, Sawalker, ek jaam Nischal ke hath me thama diya. Nischal hath me glass le kar Sawalker ko dekhne laga…. “Kuch nahi som ras hai, tu pi”…aur Sawalker ne toast ke liye glass aage baḍhate…. “Naye ishq ke surwat ke naam”….


Nischal ne jaise he ishq ka naam suna, wo fir se josh me aa gaya. Josh ke sath toast karte…. “Naye surwat ke naam” … aisa bhi kya josh… Sawalker ko dekh kar to kaha he, sath he sath, paḍos me baithe aadmi ko pakaḍ kar hilate huye kahne laga… “nayi surwat ke naam”…


Josh jo dekhte ban raha tha. 2 peg jaldi me lagaya aur dance floor par nachte huye kahne laga… “nayi surwat ke naam”.. josh aisa bhaḍa tha uss me ki, uss ke josh se wahan maujood sare jawan hath-hila hila kar nachte huye kahne lage… “nayi surwat ke naam”


“Ye yahaṅ kya kar raha hai, Tanisha Josefer se pucho wo kahaṅ hai”…. Idhar Nischal uss disco me dance kar raha tha aur Apini aur Tanisha bhi apna shikar ḍhuṅḍhte ussi disco me pahuṅche the. Nischal ko samne dekh Tanisha ne bhi turant Josefer se contact kiya…. “Josefer kahaṅ ho”


Josefer…. Uss Nischal ke ghar me, puri taiyari ke sath. Mere aakhon ke samne mera pahla shikar wo laḍki najar aa rahi hai, jo kisi dusre ke sath hai. Abhi tak wo Nischal nahi dikha.


Apini…. Dikhega kaise wo yahaṅ disco me hai. Uss laḍki ko abhi jane do, test hume Nischal ka lena hai, na ki uss laḍki ko marna humara maksad hai.


“To Apini samjh lo aaj main bhi shikar par nikla huṅ. Wahan uss Nischal se baat ho to bol dena bach gaya wo. Do shikar mere aakhon ke samne hai. Milta huṅ aḍḍe par he, dono shikar ke sath. Mil kar shikar ka maze lenge”.
 
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“To Apini samjh lo aaj main bhi shikar par nikla huṅ. Wahan uss Nischal se baat ho to bol dena bach gaya wo. Do shikar mere aakhon ke samne hai. Milta huṅ aḍḍe par he, dono shikar ke sath. Mil kar shikar ka maze lenge”.


Nischal disco me mast ho kar nach raha tha, aur tabhi nachte-nachte wo achanak he wahan se padesan ho kar bahar nikla. Usse bahar nikalte dekh Tanisha bhi Nischal ke pichhe chupke se bahar nikli. Nischal bahar nikalte he Nandni ko call lagate….


Nandni…. Bol Nischal, kya baat hai.


Nischal….. Bina kuch soche iss waqt apne kamre me bhago.


Nandni…. Par hua kya.


Nischal…. Koi ghusa hai wahan, jo tumhe marne aaya hai. Ab sawal baad me pahle jo kaha wo karo.


Nandni turant Ansh ka hath pakḍi aur sidha usse bedroom me le kar chali gayi. Ansh hairani se usse dekhte huye puchne laga…. “Aisa kya kah diya Nischal ne jo tum ghabrakar bedroom me bhagi”


Nandni, Ansh ke hoton pe ungli rakhti…… “Shiiiiiiiii, uss ne kaha wo aaj raat nahi aayega. So my dear hone wale pati ji, ab ek laḍki, apne hone wale ke sath akeli ho, wo bhi ek he kamre me, aur koi aane wala nahi, to wo ghabrakar he apne arman batayegi na”.


Nandni apni baten bolte waqt, apni najren ko charo ore daura bhi rahi thi, kahin koi hai to nahi. Itni me Ansh ne Nandni ke kamar me hath dal kar khud se chipka liya aur uss ke hoton se hont laga kar chumne laga. Jaise he Ansh ne chuma, Nandni ki aakhen aschrya se puri khul gayi. Usse samjh me nahi aa raha tha wo kya react kare.


Nischal bhi Nandni ko inform kiya aur flat ki ore bhaga. Nischal ki baten sun’ne tatha usse bhagte dekh, Tanisha ne bhi Josefer se contact kiya…. “Haaṅ Tanisha kya baat hai”


Tanisha…. Usse pata hai ki tu uss ke ghar me ghusa hai.


Josefer…. Achha tabhi, laḍki jaldi se apne kamre me bhagi. Abhi kahaṅ hai wo….


Tanisha…. Kuch he der me wahan pahunch raha hoga.


Josefer… “Thik hai aane de usse, tab tak main inhe saf karta huṅ” … Josefer ki baten khatam hui, aur wo darwaja kholne laga…. Ek kosis, do kosis aur darwaja nahi khula. Josefer ne apne aadmiyon ke ore dekha, jo apne leader ki nakam kosis dekh rahe the aur fir ek baar aur joṛ lagaya, darwaja ab bhi na khula….


Ansh, kiss ko toḍte…. “Koi darwaja khaṭ-khaṭa raha hai”…. Nandni, jaldi se usse bahon me leti… “Nischal aaya hoga, chhodo usse dhyan mat do uss par, aur yahaṅ concentrate karo” .. kahte huye Nandni ne Ansh ke sir ko pakḍa aur khud ke hoton se chipka li. Ansh ek baar fir bare josh se Nandni ko kiss karne laga, aur Nandni ki fati aakhen ab bhi darwaje ko he dekh rahi thi.


Idhar gate ke bahar Josefer, 2-3 baar ki kosison ke baad bhi jab darwaja nahi khula. Anth me wo darwaje se hat gaya aur apne sath laye uss janwar ko ishara kiya. Janwar char kadam piche leta, gate ki ore daur gaya…. “Dhaaraaaammmmm”


Ander Ansh aur Nandni kiss me ḍube the. Itna tej gate se ṭakrane ki awaz aayi ki dono chaunk kar alag ho gaye. Idhar Nandni ki chhati dar se … “dhakkkk… dhakkkkk” kar rahi thi, aur udhar “Nischal ka kiya dhara hai ye sab”.. ye baat sochte Ansh ka khun jal raha tha.


Ansh badi teji se gate ki ore bad’te…. “Nandni, main iss Nischal ka khun pi jauṅga, Kamina, kutta haramjada. Sala, suar… ruk tujhe dikhata huṅ abhi”.


“Nahi, Ansh jane do… mat darwaja kholo… nahi… nahi… nahiiiiiiii”..… Nandni jab tak usse mana karti, tab tak wo gate tak pahunch chuka tha. “Ab kya hoga” soch kar, Nandni ka dil joṛoṅ se dhaḍakne laga aur dar se usne apni aakhen muṅd li.


Jaise he Ansh ne darwaja khola he…. “Uffff, lagta hai maine hot romantic moment ko bigaṛ diya”… Nischal gate ke pichhe chhip kar, kewal apna sir nikal kar bola.


Idhar gate par Nischal ko dekh kar Nandni ne rahat ki sans li, aur Dr apne romance me khalal ḍalne ka uss se badla lene laga. Dr ke man me jo aaya wo bolta chala ja raha tha, aur Dr ki bhaḍas sun kar Nischal bas ṭhahake maar kar hans raha tha. Ab kisi ke romance shuru hone se pahle he ek to usse distrub kiya upar se Nischal ki haṅsi, Ansh ke ġusse ko aur bhaḍka rahi thi.


Ansh jab bhaḍka hua tha, aur anap-snap bake ja raha tha. Tabhi Nischal ne Nandni ko ishara kar ke usse ander le jane ko kaha. Nandni ne bhi isharoṅ ko samjha aur Ansh ka shirt khinch kar usse ander leti…. “Ab isse saza he dete hain Ansh. Tum ander aao, aur karne do isse jo kar raha hai”. Apni baat kahi, Ansh ko khich kar pichhe kiya aur darwaja band. Darwaja band kar ke Nandni ne Ansh ke shirt ko dobara khincha, aur usse apne kiss me uljha di.


Iss ke purv, jab wo janwar gate ki ore teji se baḍhne ke liye pichhe step le raha tha, tabhi Nischal hawa ki tarah uss jagah par pahuncha aur syannn se sab ke pass se ho kar gujra. Janwar ne gate me ṭakkar marne ke liye daur lagaya…. Wooooooooo…. Aur aage jo hua usse dekh kar Josefer aur uske sathi datoṅ tale ungliyan chaba gaye.


Janwar puri raftar se badha, Nischal jis raftar se aaya tha, apni daur par kabu karta paun se slide kiya. Idhar janwar ka aanshik sir darwaje se ṭakraya, udhar Nischal teji se slide karta niche baiṭha aur punch ko pakaḍ kar, janwar ko hawa me urrate apne piche paṭak diya. Josefer aur uss ke sathiyoṅ ne dekha… kaise wo vishal sa janwar Nischal ke sir ke upar se hawa me tairta, dhamnn se uss ke pichhe ja gira.


Janwar itni joṛ se gira tha ki wo girte he behosh ho gaya. Agle he pal Nischal raftar pakaḍte ek-ek kar ke dono ke pass pahuncha aur un dono ko, dauṛte huye kandhe ki itni joṛ ki ṭakkar diya ki wo dono bhi behosh. Itne me gate khula, aur Josefer gate ki ore lapka.


Nischal bhi uss ke pichhe jate, Josefer ka gardan pakaḍ kar usse roll karta hua apne piche le liya. Ansh se puri baton ke dauran wo Josefer ka gardan pakdey usse roke rakha tha. Jaise he darwaja band hua, Nischal piche muḍa aur Josefer ko gardan se pakaḍ kar hawa me utha liya, aur uss ke sine par ek lat itni joṛ ka mara ki wo sidha ja kar diwal se ṭakraya aur behosh.


Ansh fir kiss toḍta….. “Iss ka main khun kar duṅga, ye bahar kya kar raha hai. Jaanbujh kar itna shor kar raha hai, taki hum distrub ho”.


Nandni, fir se Ansh ka shirt khinchti khud se chipakti…. “Wo kahaṅ bhagne wala hai, kya ye hisab baad me nahi karoge. Abhi mera mood horney hua ja raha hai” … Itna kah kar Nandni ne fir se kiss karna shuru kar diya…. “Nischal kamine, jis daur se main abhi gujar rahi huṅ uss ka badla jab main lungi, to tu bhi yaad rahega”


Bahar, char behosh, Josefer aur uss ke 2 sathi aur sath me wo janwar. Charoṅ ko lapeṭa, flat se bahar nikla. Hawa si aisi raftar, ki Nischal ko dekh pana namumakin. Nischal sab ko le kar sidha wo Sawalker ke encounter spot par pahunch gaya.


Sir par hath ḍale jab Josefer aur uss ke sathi hosh me aaye to samne ka najara dekh kar unki aankhen fat gayi. Nischal khanjar liye uss janwar ko aaḍha chir chuka tha, aur uss ka khanjar uss janwar ko chirte upar ki taraf baḍh raha tha.


Kururta ka aisa najara dekh kar sabhi ke muh me praṇ aa gaye. Josefer ka ek sathi dar ke mare wahan se bhagne laga. Saynnnnnnnn… Josefer ko aisa laga jaise tej hawa jhonka saynnn se uss ke kaan ke pass se gujri ho. Aur jab najar ghuma kar apne sathi ko dekha, to wo bhi Nischal ke khanjar ka shikar ban chuka tha, aur uss ka sarir do hissoṅ me bata para tha….


Nischal ki tej dahaṛ….. “Apni jagah sab baithe raho, bilkul shant. Mujhe shor pasand nahi”.


Nischal ki dahaṛ sun kar Josefer aur uss ka sathi wahiṅ baiṭha rah gaya, aur Nischal apna adhura kaam pura karne pahunch gaya. Dekhte he dekhte uss ne janwar ko bhi chir kar do hissoṅ me baṅṭ diya... Bante huye hisse me se uss janwar ma kaleja chir kar nikalte huye kahne laga…. "Tum logon ko to maza aata hoga na ye khun aur aise kate fate sharir dekhne me… bolte kyon nahi ab"… tej garaj ke sath uske awaz me pure gusse ki jhalak dikh rahi thi.


Kisi bhi tarah ke jawab na milne ki stithi me Nischal ab pahuncha un dono ke pass, dono ko upar se le kar niche tak dekhte huye….. “Kise marne gaya tha wahan”


Dono me se kisi ke juban se awaz nahi nikli. Nischal ne apna sawal doharaya, aur Josefer ka sathi ḍarte huye kahne laga….. “Uss laḍki, aur uss ladke ka shikar”……


Wo apni baat pura bhi nahi kiya tha ki agle he pal uss ki do hissoṅ me bati hui lash, jamin par pari thi. Nischal uss ke sir ke bich me khanjar dal kar niche tak chir chuka tha. Ab sirf wahan eklauta Josefer bacha tha, jo na bhag sakta tha, aur na ruk sakta tha.


Nischal….. Tum iss ke team leader ho.


Josefer, Nischal se char kadam piche hat’te…. “Haan”


Wo dhire se 4 kadam piche hua aur Nischal bilkul uss ke samne khada tha…… “Aaj thoḍa kamjor feel kar raha, ṭhik se bhag nahi pa raha. Iss ka matlab ye nahi ki tum mujhe daurao. Haaṅ to mr ailan tum ne kya socha, mujhe ye ehsas nahi hoga ki tum humla bhi kar sakte ho”.


Josefer….. Suno, hum dono iss duniya ke nahi, fir tum kyoṅ dusri taraf khadey ho.


Nischal…. Ek chhoti si baat tumhe samjhata huṅ, samjh gaye to ṭhik warna agli bar main baat nahi karuṅga. Dur raho mere doston se, warna main kewal yahin se tumhe nahi saaf karuṅga balki tumhare grah par ja kar tumhari samast prajati ko khatam karne ke baad ek kitab likhuṅga, jiska naam hoga…. Ek tha grah… ab bhag yahaṅ se….


Josefer chala gaya, Nischal khada ho kar upar aasman ko takne laga. Zindgi me shayd usse pahli bar dar laga tha aur aakhen nam hui thi. Dimag me bus Nandni ka khila sa chehra dikh raha tha, aur apne upar wale ko wo dil se bas sukriya kah raha tha. Jaise he Nischal ka kaam khatam hua, usne bas ek chhoti si smily Nandni ke mobile par post kar diya. Jab wo msg kar raha tha, utne me Sawalker ka bhi call aa gaya aur wo disco chala gaya….


Jhuma, nacha gaya, aur usse sharab itni pasand aayi ki bewron ki tarah pi kar wo nashe me dhutt ho gaya. Sawalker bechara, Nischal ko lad kar apne ghar le gaya. Darwaje par khada Sawalker, Nischal ko kandhe se pakdey, bell bajane laga…..


Pahle to aadhe ghantey gate nahi khula, fir jhaṭke se gate khula, aur chiḍhi hui grihiṇi, tamtati gate par….. “Kitni baar boli huṅ, bewron ki tarah aise pi kar mere darwaje par mat aaya karo. Bhago, thane me he sona aaj. Ek tum kam the jo dusre piyakkaṛ ko bhi lade aaye ho. Kaun hai ye”?


Sawalker, apni biwi ki dahaṛ sun kar jaise sab bhul he gaya ho…. “Ye wo, wooo, bataya tha na wo hai”


Sawalker ki patni, Jyoti…. “Haaṅ to apne wo ko le kar bhago yahaṅ se warna jhaḍu se maruṅgi”


Wahan ki gahmagahami sun kar Nischal ki aakhen thodi khuli. Samne ek lady ko dekh kar…. “Baḍe bhaiya ye hot item kaun hai”


“Hot item”… Sawalker ki aaṅkheṅ fati ki fati rah gayi. Aur wo fati aakhon se apni biwi ko dekhne laga. Aur Jyoti raat ke 1.30 baje itna pyara compliment sun kar sidha ander gayi aur jhaḍu ke sath he bahar aayi. Bechara Sawalker, usse raat jeep me he bitani pari.


Subah-subah Jyoti Sawalker ko uṭha kar…. “Ander aao”


Sawalker uṭha aur sath me Nischal ko bhi ander le kar chala aaya. Dono jald he ready ho kar naste ke table par aaye…. “Utar gayi ho raat ki to, 2 peg aur bana kar dun”


Sawalker…. Sorry na Jyoti, wo sab iss ka kiya dhara hai. Mujh se jid karne laga ki chalo disco chalo, aur mujhe khinch kar le gaya.


Jyoti… Haaṅ aur aap to dudh pite bache ho na. Sharm nahi aati aap ko aise bahane banate. Aur tum, badtamij ladke, main tumhe hot item dikh rahi huṅ”


Nischal, isharoṅ me puchta “ye kaun hai”….. Sawalker uss ke kan me bola… “gadhe tumhari bhabhi hai, jise rat me tumne kaha tha ye hot item kaun hai”


Nischal kursi ko aise piche kar ke uṭha ki Sawalker aur Jyoti dono chaunk gaye. Nischal apni jagah se haṭa, aur ja kar daṇḍawat Jyoti ke kadmoṅ me gir kar…..


“Bhabhi, main bahut he sarif type ka ladka huṅ. Main to bas wahan dance kar raha tha. Baḍe bhaiya he wahan disco me chhote-chhote kapdey pahne laḍkiyoṅ ko tar rahe the aur kah rahe the ki kya mast hot mal hai. Maine in se pucha ki iska matlab kya hota hai. To inhine he mujhe uss waqt sikhaya… “Isse kisi laḍki ko compliment dena kahte hain”


Jyoti, uss ka para to jaise asamaṅ chhu raha ho. Sawalker ḍarte huye… “Jhuṭh bol raha hai ye Jyoti”.


“Khao meri kasam ye jhuṭh bol raha hai. Tumhari aakhon me likha hai tharki ki tum iss sarif se bache ko kya sab sikhaye ho”…. Fir kya tha dono dampatti ḍaining table ke round and round chakkar lagate rahe. Tom & Jerry ki pakḍa pakḍi chalu thi.


Khair Nischal aaj fir Sawalker ke sathi he college pahuncha. College parking ke gate se takriban 100 meter ki duri par Nischal hathoṅ me ful liye wahan Jivisha ka intzar karne laga. Aaj apne naye safar ki surwat karne wala th, isliye dil me hajar arman umaṛ se rahe the. Emotions jo ab control me nahi the.


Tabhi usse ehsas hua Jivisha uss ke pass se gujri hai. Ab wo uss ke parking se lauṭne ka intzarrrr… intzarrrrr… aur ufffff… dikh gayi uss ke dil ki dhaḍkan…. Jaise-jaise wo pass aa rahi thi, Nischal ander se gudaguda raha tha aur uss ke dil me kuch-kuch ho raha tha…..


Jivisha, karib aur karib usse aati najar aane lagi. Nischal se char kadam ki duri par, aur Nischal baith gaya apne ghuṭne par…..


O re piya haye.. O re piya haye.. O re piya haye..

Udne laga kyon man baawla re
Aaya kahan se yeh hosla re

O re piya haye.., O re piya haye..

Tanabana tanabana bunti hawaa haaye bunti hawa
Boondein bhi to aaye nahi baaz yahan

Sagish mein shaamil sara jahan hai
Har zare zare ki yeh iltiza hai

O re Piya, O re Piya haye..
O re piya haye.. O re Piya

ni re ,re re ga
ga ga ma
ma ma pa
pa ma ga re sa
sa re re sa
ga ga re
ma ma ga
pa pa ma
dha dha pa
ni ni sa sa pa
pa sa ma pa dha ni sa ni
re ni sa sa sa.. . . . ..​



“What the fuckkk … ye enternet ka rattu… gadha… ye to “sa sa pa” bhi paglon ki tarah ga raha hai… bhagwan iss me thoḍa akal ṭo dal dete gane ka. Kaise sir hila-hila kar ga raha hai. Kachra kar diya mera. Ab to main iss ke sath college me na ghumuṅgi”… Nischal ko dekh Nandni ki roni soorat ho gayi.
 
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kirana se kiranak ko yaad dilane pe majboor karti hai.. pata nahi kaha busy hogi....
Khair...
So in dono ki planning thi.... yaar nandu aise kaise bol diya ki nischal jabardasti jivu ki life mein ghuss raha hai.... dost hoke bhi aisi baatein...
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hmm toh raka saka aur apini apne hi planning mein agrashar hai... shayad apini koi college going ladke ka roop leke jivu se dosti karega.... nischal ko jalane ke liye... fut daalo aur maje liyo :sigh:
Idhar sawalkar sayad love guru banne k taiyari mein hai...
yeh josefer kabhi nahi sudhar sakta.... upor se shikar bhi kise........ nandu ko choose karke maut ko davat de diys hai :sigh:
Let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skill nainu ji :applause: :applause:
 
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Josefer ko apne kiye harkat ke liye khamiyaja bharna pada... woh bhi is tarike se ki next time aisa kuch karne pehle sau baar soche... btw nischal ushe sochne mauka dega tab na.....
Shayad kuch raham kar bhi deta nischal par baat is baari nandu ki thi... woh kaise maaf kar deta josefer aur uske sathiyo ko... shayad kuch kaaran vash josefer ko chhod diya hai abhi ke liye... nahi toh uska bhi wohi haal hota joh uske saathiyo ka hua....
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nischal k fikar nandu ke liye aur uska krodh joh jab jab bahar aata hai tab bas vinash hi hoga saaro taraf... isliye nischal ya uske chaahe waalo se dur rahe toh apini & party ke liye achha hai ... is puri fight scenes mein issi baat ko gaharai se darshaya gaya hai..
Hmmmm..... toh ansh Darwaza kholne gaya tha gusse mein aag babula.. are khol bhi diya.... :D..bichara .. agar us janwar ko dekh leta Darwaze pe toh kya iska gussa barkara rahta... :lol:
waise woh bhi kya karta uske romantic mahol mein khalal joh daal raha tha nischal ya ye kahu josefer and party sath hi woh janwar.... itne logo aur woh bichara akela ye toh nainsafi hai :D
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are yaar... yeh kya.. love guru sawalkar ka baat sun yeh kya gaane laga nischal..... :sigh:
ijjat ka kachra kar liya isne toh... sharamsar huyi bichari nandu bhi....
Khair let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skill nainu ji :applause: :applause:
 
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