Update no. 16
Sweety delhi ke airport par pahuch chuki thi vaha use lene minal aur sona1l aayi thi…………………
Welcome my sweet si sweety didi…………….sonal ne kaha…………... welcome to our house didi…………..minal ne kaha…………………………
Thank you my sweet angel's………………….bhai nahi aaye ya phir mamta didi papa chacha……………sweety ne jawab dete huye puchh ……
Minal ne kaha…………...nahi didi bhaya 5 dino se out 9f country hai aur papa chacha ke aane ki khusi me nahi aaye intane din baad jo mile hai dono bhai………………………………..
Chalo koi baat nahi……..sweety ne kaha………………….
. sara samaan gadi me rakhakar chal dete
Gadi chalne se kuchh der baad sweety ne side mirror me dekha to ek kali car unke pichhe pichhe aa rahi hai unki gadi jis jis tarf ja rahi thi us us tarf ja rahi thi ye dekhakar Sweety ne puchh………….
Achha minal...bade chacha ne tum logo ke liye bodyguard rakhe hai kya…………….
Minal ne jawab diya…...nahi didi…..
To fir ye gadi jisaki hai jo hamare pichhe pichhe aa rahi hai……………….sweety ne usare se dikhate hauye kaha…………..
Minal aur sonal ne jab mirror me gadi ko dekha to be thoda dar gayi kyoki be is gadi ko bahut achhi tarah se pahchanti thi………………………..
Sonal……….ye hamara pichha kyo kar raha hai………….
Pichha…….ye kaun hai sonal………….
Sonal……….didi ye yaha ke mla ke beta hai school me hame pareshan karata rahata hai…..jab ham school jate hai to agar ham salwar suit me jate hai to ye chhote chhote kapade pahan ke aane ko bolata hai………….agar nahi jaye to ye kisi na kisi bahane use kharab kar deta hai………………
To tum logo ne bhaiya ya phir chacha se kyo nahi kaha ve log in kaise ladako ko achhi tarah se sidha kar dete……..sweety ne kaha………
Didi hamne papa se kaha to ve kahate hai ki mai principal se baat kar lenge aur bhaiya se kahte hai to kahate hai ki ve aisa react karte hai ki jase unhe hamse koi lena dena hi nahi hai……………..minal ne kaha….
Sweety gadi se nikalti hai aur us hadi ke pass jakar kahahti hai bhaiya jara gadi side kar lenge……………….driver sweety ki baat ko sunkar bhi ansuna kar deta hai …………. Sweety phir se request kaerti hai…………..lekin is baar bhi koi jawab nahi milta hai………..
Abhi ye log bate hi kar rahe the ki inke aage ek gadi aakar ruk jati hai jisase inhe bhi apani gadi ka brek marana padata hai………………………….pichhe wali gadi bhi rook jati hai aur uska get khulata hai aur usame se nikalta hai mla ka beta aur aage wali gadi se niklata hai mla…………...aur sweety aur sonal minal bhi nikalete hai……………..sweety ne dono se kaha ki tum log chup rahana mai baat karti hoon………..
sweety :- kaun ho tum log aur kya chahte ho aur is tarah hamara rasta rokane ka kya matalab hai...................
Mla ka beta jisaka naam mantu tha aur usake pita ka naam Deshraj hai………………
Mai hu is areya aur tumahare Shahr revatiganj ke mla ka beta mantu aur ye hai jo mere jayaj najayaj mang ko pura karane waale mla sahab desharaj ji hai jo ki mere pita sree hai…………………….mantu ne jawab diya…………..aur kuchh janana hai………
Desharaj ne bola…….dekho tum jo bhi ho hame tumse nahi tumhare pichhe jo ye ladaki tumne kya naam bataya beta…..mmmmmmmmmm…….ha sonal se apane bete se sadi karne ke liye baat karani hai…………….
Sadi ………… to jakar hamare gharwalo se baat kijiye is tarah se rasta rokakar baat karane ka kya matalb hai ………..sweety ne kaha……..
Desharaj dekho mera manana hai ki is aaj ke jamane me jab tak ladaka ladaki taiyar nahi honge to unke gharwalo se baat karane se kya fayad…………………..
Abhi sweety kuchh bolane wali thi ki sonal ne kaha………..aap se kisane kaha ki mai ise yani aapke bete se pyar karti hu…………
Desharaj……...beta aaj nahi karti ho to sadi ke bad ho jayega mai to yaha sirf ye kahne aaya tha ki mai tumhare ghar kal aane wala hu aur tumse Jo bhi kahu tum hame ha hi kahana nahi to mantu isake bahan ko utha le kagar ye na kahe to isake ghar me ho ne wali beijjati ki kimat isaki bahan chukayegi………………………..
Papa aab ye nahi mujhe ye chahiye kyoki isake aage to ye bhi fell hai sweety ki or sldekhate huye kaha…………….
Desharaj……..to abb ghar jaana kya hai le chal teeno ko tujhe jisase sadi karni hai kar lena bachi do ko ham apani parashanal banayenge………..
Aur mujhe mla sahab mujhe bhi to kuchh banaiye………...............ek anjan aawaj aati hai……….
Sare log jis taraf se aawaj aaya tha us or dekhate hai……………...to vaha ek ladaka khada tha blach t shirt aur upar ek shart pahana huaa tha jisake batan khula tha niche maching jemas bhi tha…..vah apaneuh par ek kaale rang ka scarf banadha huaa tha………..bole to ek dam pura hero jaisa dikha raha tha dekhane me to aisa lag raha tha ki pura…...abb kya batau bas ye janlo ki ladakiyo ko jaisa rajkumaar chahiye vah aisa hi kuchh dikh Raha tha…………………………….
Mantu…...aree bhai abb tum kaun ho aur yaha herogiri dikhane aaya ho chale jaooo nahi to phir tumhare ma ki ek beta aur tumhare hot bahan jo tumhari tarah hi hogi vah binaa bhai ke ho jayegi……….
Mask man:- beta tumne mujhe hero kahakar mera beijjati kar rahe ho kyoki mai sirf hero hi nahi villan bhiai hi hu…………………………….Aur ha…
beta galtikar rahe ho ladki ko chhed kar bhari .......
Aur tum chudwaoge aur chodenge ham ma tumhari...............
Desharaj;- bahut bol rahe ho beta lagata hai ki tumhe jinda hi nahi rahana hai maroo sale ko dekha kya raho ye baat sunate hi saree gunde mask man ki or badhane lagte hai …….
Mask man :- mai kahta hu ki abhi bhi samay hai rook jaao nahi to mai jo bhi kahata hu vahi karta hu maine kaha hai ki tumahari ma chodenge to chodenge abb tumhe visavas nahi hai to mai kya kar sakta hu aab. Tumhe visavas dilane ke liye in sabko bhi pelana padega…
. Akhir hai kaun tu aur inko kyo bacha raha hai kya risata hai inke sath ……….Deshraj ne puchha
Mask man :- nice question ……...mera jawab hai .pata nahi lekin kuchh to hai mai tumhe itana bata deta hu ki jaha bhi galat kaam honge vaha mai hounga .............samjhe ki nahi samjhe…………..
Mantu :- ham to samjh gaye lekin tum nahi samjhe dekh kya rahe ho maro sale ko aur le chalo inko
Abhi gunde aage badhane wale the ki mask man pahuch jata hai unke pas aur lagata hai dhone sare gunde jamin par pade huye hote hai aur bachate hai bap bete ….. vah kahata hai ………...bete. Ye meri pahali fight thi to dicount de raha hu lekin agali bar chodunga nahi …………….samjhe ki nahi samjhe
Deshraj darte huye puchata hai kaun ho tum tumhara asali naam kya hai ……………..
Kyo naam pata jankar apani beti se meri sadi karayega ………...mask man bola ....... Naam janana hai to tumhare ghar me jo tv lagi hai usame dekhate rahana kahi na kahi mera naam pata chal hi jayega ........ Abb nikalo yaha se nahi to phir......
Ye sunte hi dono baap bete ye kahate huye nikal jate hai ki dekha lenge tumhe aur inko ………….
Mask man sweety and bahano ke paas aata hai jo ek tak use hi Nihar rahi thi………..pass aakar unhe hosh me pata hai uthe mallikao free ka show khatm ho gya hai.............
Ye sunakar teeno bahane hanada jati hai phir sweety apane aap ko sambhalte huye kahati hai.... Abb to apna mask hata lijiye ........
Mask man ......... Agar hata liya to aap behosh na ho jaye mujhe dekhkar…………...itana handsome jo hu
O ho apani tarif apane muh se achha hai……..vai aapka naaam kya hai ……..aisa lag raha hai ki mai aapko janti hu ………. Minal ne pucha.
Ye janane wali baat sunakr mask man ghabara jaata hai lekin apane aap ko sambhalte huye ha janti hongi kahi mai aapke sapno me to nahi aata hu roj aapka rajkumaar banke …………
Nice joks ......... Sonal ne kaha…….vaise aapne bataya nahi ki aapka naam kya hai aur ye mask kyo nahi hata rahe hai …………
Aur ye itani achhi righat karna kaha se sikha ........
Ek aas me iatane sawal jarur aap inme se sabase chhoti hongi to mera jabab hai mera naam hai............ Vaise mera naam jankar kya karana hai aapko..... Chehara hi dikha deta hu ............... Ye kahakr usane apna mask hata deta hai........
Use dekhkar sonal to dekhate hi rah jati hai.........
Sweety puchati hai abb chehara to dikha diya naam bhi bata do .............
Apane naam puchh to bata deta hu mera naam shiva hai aur mai yaha naya hu delhi me aur mai revatiganj me mera ghar hai vaise aap sabka naam kya hai .............
Naam sunakr teeno kuchh sochane lagti hai phir minal puchati hai aap kaha se aaye hai ……….
Ji mai himanchal Pradesh ke simala jile ke rampur gav se aaya hu…(ji ha yah mai tha aap sochenge ki mai to mar gya aur kya huaa yam lok me to mai yahi kahunga ki rooko jara sab pata chalega )..............
Ye sunte hi teeno aachary aur hairani se dekhati hai abhi minal kuchh bolane wali hoti hai ki ....... Sweety use rokate huye kahati hai........ham log bhi vahi ja rahe hai chaliye chhod dete hai…………..
Ji koi baat nahi aap logo ko koi taklif nahi dena chahta hu mai puchhte puchhate chala jaunga……………….
Sweety ne aakha dikhate huye bola……..maine kaha na chaliye ham chhod dete hai……
Mai socha sala ye to puri sweety jasi tevar dikha rahi hai chalte hai……chaliye chalte hai……..ham charo gadi me baith gaye sweety gadi chala rahi thi. Minal aage baithi huyi thi aur pichhe mai aur sonal baithe huye the…………….
Sonal apane hi socha me gum thi…….vah soch rahi thi …..ki ……….kya yah shiva bhai hai nahi gav me rahakar drees scence itaana achha …….lekin mamata didi ke anusar to ve kafi handsome hai aur ye bhi kam nahi hai ho na ho yahi shiva bhai hai……
Is tarah se ham pahuch gaye revatiganj
Abb kaha jana hai aapko….matalab kisake ghar jaana hai…………...sonal ne puchha…………..
Ji aab mai chala jaunga……...aap chita na kare……..
Chaliye thik hai……...aur ha dhanyawad aapane jo hamari jaan bachao……..sweety ne kaha……
Mai:- are usame thanks ki koi jarurat nahi maine aapki sahayata ki aur aapane hamari hisab barabar……….chalte hai …………..yah kahar mai vaha se dur hat gaya aur sweety gadi aage badha deti hai…………………..
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