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Lajwab Awesome Superbbbb Speechless update..........Update no. 08
Kahani ab tak---
baba bole --- shiva tum apana dhyan lagao aur is saval ka sahi sahi javab dena nahi to tum jante ho ki kya hoga tumhare sath. aur ha chaar baj gaya hai aaj saam ko tumhe apane gav jaan hai to tumhare pasaa keval abb se keval 10 ghante ka samay rah gya hai to apane dimag lagao aur is kahani ke prashno ke uttar do aur mai phir se bata deta hu ki tumne kahaniyo ke mayajal me pravesh kar chuke ho aab tum chah kar bhi isase bacha kar nahi bhag sake ho agar iske samay jo nirdharit hai us samay me nahi javabde paye yaa bhag gaye to tumhe iska parinaam bhugatana hoga.
mai-- ji mai samjh gya hu.
baba - aur ha is saval ke javab dene ke badd tumhe saat dino ke andar dusari kahani ka javab dena hoga nahi to parinam wahi hoga jo javab galat ya bhagane par ho
chalta hu phir milate hai agli kahani ke sath ….
Aab aage:-
Mai baba ke chale jane ke baad bhi vaha par bahut der tak baitha raha ki ye to mere sar ke upar se ja raha hai yah prasanna iska jawab kya hoga mai kisi se kuchh bhi nahi puchh sakthu........
Phir ghadi dekha to 5 baj gya tha mai vaha se utha aur ghar jakar chhat par chala gya aur utter sochane laga
Vahi dusari oor----
Vah baba kuchh dur jakar gayab ho jate hai.
Usi jangal me usi mandir me jaha shiva us pandit ji se mila tha vaha par pandit ji baithe the tabhi vaha ek aur sakhs pragt hota hai....jo vastav me ye vahi baba hai jo shiva ko kahani suna rahe hai.......lekin ye yaha kaya kar rahe hai.......tabhi vah baba un pandit ji ko prnam karte hai. ...... Bolte hai.........parnam ********* apne mujhe kis liye yad kiya hai o bhi is samay......
( Dosto jo pahale wale sadhu the vo god the jo bhesh badal kar aaye the to aab se mai unhe god hi likhunga)
God---.......mai isliye aapko yaad kiya ki abb samay aa gaya hai ki the devil ki shaktiya jagrit hone ka aap jaise jaise kahani sunayenge aur vah us kahani ko sunkar us kahani ke prashno ka uttar dega taise taise uski shaktiya uske andar jagrit hoti jayegi.....
martand munni---god ye to badi vikat samsya khadi ho jayegi agar uski sahkitya jagrit ho gayi to use sambhalne ke liye unke sanginiye ko rahana ati avashyak hai kyoki uski pahle shakti jo jagrit hone vali hai un shaktiyo me kam shakti sabse prbal hoge aur agar ise nahi roka jayega to yah phir se vahi galti karega jo isne purv me kiyA tha yah phir se jabajsti kisi se baat prem karega jo iske andar devil ke power ko atyadhik badhadega..........jiska matlab ye hoga ki vah ek purn devil banane lgega to ......... Bataiye ki ab aage kya kia jaye........
God----risivar ek hi upay hai rajkumari vidhi....vahi devil ko kabu me kar sakti hai...
martand munni---prantu bagavan vo to inse atyadhik ….. Phir lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai …….rani vidhi to……...nafrat karti hai is janam me to ve kyo rokegi.......
God----martand munni aap sab kuchh jante huye bhi aisi bate kar rahe hai......vah nafrat karti......prantu jab unhe ye pta chalega ki unke sath shiva ne vah sab kyo kiya tha aur jab unhe pichhle janam ki sari bate yaad aayegi to vah jarur sab samajh jayegi kyon ki unhe sab yad aate hi uski sari shaktiya jagrit ho jayengi.aur unka prem bhi jo abhi tak apane andar chhu pai hui hai........
martand munni-----god aap to sarv gyta hai aap se kya chhupa hua hai.......to bataiye kya kiya jaye.........
God-----devil ki badi rani vidhi ko unke saty se avgat karaya jaye..vahi is devil ko roke payegi…....
martand munni--- aur baki raniyo ka kya god .....unhe kab sari bato ka pata chalegi.......
God----- martand munni aap to jante hai ki kabhi bhi bina uchit samay aaye koi kary nahi hota usi trah jab uchit samay aayega to unhe bhi apani saree bate yad aa jayegi......pahle aap jaiye aur rani vidhi ko unke saty aur unke karm ko yadd dilaiye...nahi to share brahmand me hahakar macha dega the devil.......Agar samay raht use roka nahi jayega tab…..
Phir rishton martand baha se gayab ho jate hai aur god mandir ke murti me sama jate hai.
Vahi dusari oor-----
shiva us saval ke uttar ke bare me soch raha tha par use kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki is saval ka uttar kya hoga........
Tabhi uski ma sudha upar aati hai....
Sudha---- beta tu yaha kya kar rahi hai.....itani dhup me.......chal niche
Sudha---- beta tu yaha kya kar rahi hai.....itani dhup me....... cha niche chal tere papa ka phone aaya tha oh bol rahe the ki tujhase koi kaam hai.........
mai-- apni soch se bahar nikale hue bola aur Sare soch vichar ko darkinare karte huye mai niche aagye......
papa phone par hi the ... mai phone lete hue......heloo papa kya baat hai.......aapne mujhe yad kiya
papa-- ha beta shiva mujhe tuhase ye batana tha ki hame aaj hi char baje dilii ke liye nkana hoga ..... vaha bahut arjent ho gaya hai abhi abhi tere bade papa ke phone aaya tha....
mai--lekin papa hame kal nikalna tha aur achanak aisa kaun aisa kaam aa gaya hai ki kal tak sab bigad jayega.....
papa-- bbeta ye to hame vaha ja kar hi pata chale ga.....ab jaldi se sare saman pack karo aur apani maa se bhi bol do ki vah bhi mera aur apna saaman pack kar le hame aaj hi vaha se nikalna ho ga 4 baje se.......
mai ok papa bola aur papa ne phone kaat diya.
Phir mai sab ma ko bataya to vah jaldi se room me chali gyi aur Mamta didi ko bhi bol diya…….
Mai bhi apane room me aa gaya aur apani paking karte huye saval ka jawab sochata raha tabhi mere dimag me ek bijali si kaudhi …….ki yahi uttar hona chahiye balki yahi uttar hoga…….
Mai_o teri…..bahnchod is saval ka uttar to mere hisab se uttar yahi hona chahiye……..ha...ha...yahi hoga hi….
Phir mai ghadi ki oor dekhata hu…..
Mai_sala saman paking karte hue hi itana samy ho gya…..chalo koi na abhi bhi 2 ghante ka time hai tab tak thoda aaram kar lete hu……
Mai_vahi bisatar par pasar gaya…..aur sochane laga…….
Ki Mujhe aaj 12 saal ho gaya hai apane sare parivar walo ko dekhe hue (mamta didi kabhi kabhi saal me yaha aati thi.inke aalava ma papa saath the)......keri pyari minal to ek dam badi ho gayi hoge kya vah mujhe pahchanegi…..ha….ha…..kyo nahi pahchanegi akhir vh to mujhase jayda mujhko 0yar karti hai bas thoda sa naraj ho lgi mana lunga use…..aur didi kaya mujhe abhi tak maf kar payi hongi……...sayad…..nahi……..agar mujhe maaf kar diya hota to vh mujhse jarur milne aati….kyoki vah mujhase itana pyar jobkarti thi……..
Yahi sab sochate hua kab 1:50 ho gaya mujhe pata hi nahi chala mai jaldi se utha aur gresh hokar……Niche aaya.
Ma…..kaha ja raha hai...beta ….. abhi hame 2 ghante me nikalna hai…..do ghante me train hai beta aur tu bahar ghumane ja raha hai….
Mai_ ma mai abhi ek ghante me ghar aa jaunga meri paking ho gayi hai….mai toda apne dosto se mil lu….aur unhe bata du……..
Ma_thik hai par jaldi aana ….. tere papa ke aate hi hame yaha se nikalna hoga….
Mai_ samjh gya ma …… mai jaldi hi laut aaunga……
Mai jadi se us haveli ke pass pahuch gya…..aur uske aas pass najar daudai aur raste par bhi najar maar li koi nahi tha…...to mai jaldi se us haveli ke pass gya aur dajvaje ke pass jakar bola……..
Mai_suno ye haveli tumhare pahli kahani ke saval ka javab hoga ki -----
" Vah ladka isliye hasa ki jab koi ladaka dar jata hai to Apane maa baap ko pukarta hai apni raksha ke liye aur mata pita nahi ho to raja madad karte hai…...…..par yaha to koi bhi us balak ke saath nahi tha. To vah kisko madad ke liye pukare...jabki uske mata pita khud apane bete ke hath pair pakde huye hai bali ke liye halanki unhone ladke ke hath ke karan kar rahe the parantu kaun maa baap aisa jidd pura karta hai ….aur raja khada hai apne haath me nagi talvar liye…….aur to aur vah apne devato kya yaad kare jab uske samne danv hi khada ho uske bali ke baad khane ke liye…….vah ladaka sochta hai ki vah propakar kar raha hai.lekin nahi nahi yaha to sab lalach me aagye hai uske ma baap aur apane praja se bachhon ki tarah pyar karne wala raja bhi ek stree ke pyar me andha huaa pada hai……..isi liye vah khushi tha ki is lalachi duniya se ja raha hai aur ashcharya se ki is duniya me apane sawarth sidhi ke liye koi bhi kuchh bhi kar sakta hai……………. Yahi karan tha ki vah brahman balak hasa ..
Itana kahkar mai chup ho jata hu haveli aisi lagne lagti hai ki jaise hil rahi ho mai dar se pichhe hat gya…..tabhi haveli se ek aavaj aayi……
He shiva tumne is kahani ke sawalo ka javab. Bilakul sahi diya isliye tumhe puraskar savrup mai apna darvaja tumhare liye kholara hu………
Tabhi haveli ke andar se. Charrrrrrr.rrrrr ki aavaja aayi jaise koi bahut purana darvaja khola jata hiai takataki lagaye haveli ke darvaje ko hi dekha raha tha par darvaja khulane ki aavaj to aayi lekin darvaja khula hi nahi……..
Phir haveli se aawaz aati hai___jayada socho mat shiva maine davavaja khola hai parantu bahar vala nahi mere andar saat darwaze hai…….to mane andar wala darwaja khula hai….jaidlse jaise tumm savlo ke javab doge to tumhare liye vase vaise darwaza khulta jayega…….ab tum jaoo aur agli kahani ka jawab do………
Mai ghar jane ke liye mudahi tha ki phir ss aavaj aai…..
Sabass.mere bache tune pahli kahani ka uttar dekar pahli jeet hasi ki hai aur tumhe darvaja khulane ke baad tumhe ek bahut bada inaam bhi mila hai……
Maine piche mud kar dekha to baba khade the….maine unhe pranam kiya aur puchh kaisa inam baba…….keval darwaja khula ke alava …
Baba_beta tumhe ye baat abhi nahi pata chalegi tum jaao or dilli se laut aao tab tumhe dusari kahani ka javab dena hoga aur dhyan rahe tumhare pas keval saat din ka samy hai……..saat din ke andar tum yaha aakar dusari kahani ke uttar nahi diye to saja bhi tumhe milegi….aur tum jante ho ki saja kya hai…….
Mai_ ha baba mai janta hu ki mera purus shakti aur mera parivaar mujhase chhin jayega……
Baba_ ab tum jaoo aur jo chij tumhe mili hai vh buri aur achhi dodno hai abb tumhe pata tab chalega jab samay aayega tab aur samay jald hi aane wala hai…….
Mai_ baba ko pranam karkr apne ghar ko chhal diya abhi chala hi tha ki maine socha ki apane dosto se jakar mil lu lekin mobile nikal kar dekha to jaane ka time ho gya tha to maine unse baad me milne ka soch kar ghar ki or chal chall diya…….
Aur baba baha se gayab gaye….
Udhar mai ghar ki orr gya idhar haveli me halchal suru ho gayi……
Yah halchal kya hai janne ke liye bane rahe kahani ke sath………….
Bohat khob superbbb.....