Update-54
"yadi Sidar koyi dhoodh peeta bachcha nahi hai to main bhi koyi dhoodh peeta bachcha nahi hu, I am Arman, Ek Yantriki Abhiyanta(Mechanical engineer )"
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" haan, usne bilkul aisa hee bola..."main taav se bola"use humari power dikhani hee hogi, hostel ki power dikhani hogi.."aur phhir thoda ruk kar maine tej aawaz me kaha"use aapki power dikhani hogi, MTL bhai..."
"kitne ladko ko lekar ja raha hai..."
"waise to main akele hee chala jata, lekin phhir bhi do ladke hai sath me..."
"aur yadi main sahi hoon,to wo do ladke wahi hai...jo aaj subah girls hostel me ghuse the,right..."
"aapko kaise pata "maine shocked hote hue kaha, to Sidar ne apna ek hath mere kandhe par rakkha aur bola"aur kitne jhooth bolega...seedhe-seedhe kyun nahi bolta ki tera man welcome party me jaane ka hai..."
"ye bhi pata hai "
Abhi main aur Sidar Senior hostel ke bahar kursiyo par baithe the, aur jaisa ki aksar hota tha sham dhalte hee aas-pass ka mahol thandi hawao se bhar kar ek ajeeb sa sukoon deta tha, aisa sukoon,jo sirf wahi mil sakta tha....Sidar apni jagah se khada ho gaya...
"tu ye soch raha hoga ki, ye khabar mujhe tere khas dost Arun ya phhir hamesha sabki news rakhne wale bhu ne di hai....."
"nahi..bilkul nahi, Arun kabhi nahi batayega aur waise bhi hostel me hum teeno ke aalawa aur bhi kayi log rahte hai,jinme se wo mota warden bhi hai...."
Sidar kuch der tak mujhe hee dekhta raha,wo kuch batana chahta tha...kuch kahna chahta tha,lekin abhi wo is kashmakash me tha ki ,wo mujhe ye bataye ya jane de...Sidar bahut der tak mujhe dekhte raha,jaise wo mujhe padhne ki koshish kar raha ho,ab wo bechain ho utha aur cigarette ka ek kash lekar use wahi phhek diya....ab meri nazar Sidar se hatkar aadhi khatm hui cigarette par thi,jo tej hawa ke bahav me idhar-udhar dolti hui sulag rahi thi....Waha cigarette ke aalawa kuch aur bhi aisa tha jo sulag raha tha....
"sun, kisi ko batayega to nahi..."wapas chair par baith kar Sidar bola"jab main first year me tha ,tab main bilkul teri tarah tha...main bhi yaha sirf aur sirf padhne aaya tha...lekin phhir jaisa tere sath hua...waisa mere sath bhi hua tha, main apne lakshya se bhatak gaya, aur iski vajah thi ek ladki...."
mera field bhale hee alag ho,lekin itna to main janta tha ki yadi koyi story, koyi daastan ,ya koyi hadsa,ya phhir koyi aisa shaks jo humari zindagi se related rahta hai, usme apne aap interest aane lagta hai...mera bhi interest badhne laga aur maine bhi aadhi jali hui cigarette ko ek kash maarkar wahi phhek diya.....
"ek ladki..."main bola...
"haan, first year me main bhi,uske liye pagal tha....kayi baar koshish ki use dil ki baat batane ki, aur ek din jab maine himmat karke usse apni mohabbat ka izhaar kiya to pata chala ki wo to kisi aur se set hai...."
"phhir aapne kya kiya..."ab to kasam se mujhe Sidar ki is story me interest aa gaya tha,main bola"kya wo ladki...ab bhi college me hai..."
"girl friend-boyfriend to aajkal har hafte badalte rahte hai,isme koyi badi baat nahi thi....lekin uske kuch dino ke baad hee pure college me ye news fail gayi ki un dono ke beech.....tu samajh sakta hai main kya kahna chahta hoon, "
"matlab ki, sari dooriya khatm...jo kaam shadi ke baad hota hai,wo pahle hee ho gaya...hai na.."maine puchha...
"haan bilkul..."Sidar ke chehre par udasi badhti ja rahi thi,jise door karne ke liye usne ek cigarette aur sulgayi aur bola"wo janti thi ki main usse pyar karta hoon ,isliye wo mujhe aur jalati thi...wo mujhe jab bhi dekhti to apne boyfriend se aise chipak jati,jaise BC dono ko feviquick se jod diya gaya ho....yadi main galti se kabhi kabhar college ke garden me chale jata aur humari mulaqat ho jati to phhir wo sirf mera kaleja jalane ke liye apne boyfriend ko mere samne kiss karne lagti..."
"naam batao,sali ka abhi chod ke aata hoon..."main gusse se bola aur ye gussa dil se nikla tha....
"iske baad bhi bahut kuch hua, dost...us ladki ne apne boyfriend ko jo ki final year me tha,use bata diya ki maine use propose kiya tha aur uske baad uska boyfriend apne dosto ke sath milkar mujhe har din torture karte...kabhi recess me to kabhi class me aakar sabke samne....jis ladki ko maine propose kiya tha ,wo mere hee class ki thi...isliye shayad usi ke kahne par uska wo final year ka boyfriend class me aakar meri bezzati karta...aur ek din had ho gayi, unhi ke kisi dost me se jo ki mujhse ek saal senior tha...usne mujhe buri tarah peeta, kayi ghanto tak peeta, aur phhir dhamki di ki yadi maine kisi ko bataya to wo hostel me ghuskar mujhe marega aur hostel me hee mujhe mere room ke pankhe se latka dega....."
"phhir..."Maa kasam mujhe us waqt bahut gussa aa raha tha, yadi wo ladka jisne Sidar ke sath ye sab kiya tha ,wo abhi mil jata to main use pankhe se latka deta....
"wahi usne galti kar di..."Sidar ki bechaini ab thodi kam hui ,wo bola"jis waqt usne kaha tha ki wo mujhe hostel me aake marega...usi waqt mere dimag me ek idea sujha...aur dusare din jab wo college ke bike stand par baitha tha to maine use Uske pure khandan ki gali di...aur ek dhansu dialogue bhi mara..."Sidar ab muskurate hue bola, shayad ab uske andar ki kadwahat hat rahi thi...
"kaun sa dialogue..."
"maine kaha ki....yadi ek baar lund phhek kar marunga to tera pura khandan chud jayega...."
"aage ki story main,samajh gaya...uske baad wo apne kuch dosto ke sath hostel me ghusa hoga aur aap sabne un sabki achchhi-khasi dhulayi ki hogi..."
"ye to sahi hai,lekin uski real pelayi tab hui, jab main Second year me tha...NSUI ka election jeetane ke baad maine use aur uske dosto ko usi ground par le gaya jaha,usne mujhe mara tha aur uske baad same to same waisa hee hua...jaisa ki tune Varun ke sath kiya tha...aur tu yakin nahi manega us din tune dialogue bhi wahi mara tha jo maine aaj se do saal pahle mara tha...Aap Physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte...ye humara takiya kalam tha..."
"uske baad..."
"uske baad humne sharab ki ek ek botal unke liye mangayi aur har ek ki aadhi botal khud peekar aadhe me aur phhir jabran un sabko pilaya...."
"really,...pahle kyun nahi bataya,warna Varun ke sath bhi main wahi karta...."
"ab meri chhod aur apni bata, wo ladki tujhe pasand hai na...kya naam hai uska,...wo khurana ki laundiya..."
"Esha..."maine buri shakal banate hue kaha"don't call her laundiya ,MTL bhai..."
"ok, nahi bolunga....aur sun bindas ja...city wale kuch nahi karenge..."
"election jeet gaya ,isliye kya..."
"wo tujhe kuch nahi karenge wo isliye nahi ki tu election jeet gaya hai..."jab main jane ke liye khada hua to MTL ne mere kandhe par hath rakkha aur mere sath chalne laga
"phhir kisliye wo mujhe kuch nahi karenge..."
"wo isliye kyunki party Country club me ho rahi hai, aur CC ka rasta ,humare hostel ke samne se jata hai...lekin yadi phhir bhi yadi unhone tum teeno me se kisi ko chhua bhi to just a miss call....phhir dekhna unka kya haal karunga..."
"matlab,main befikar jaun..."
"abhi farsi me samjhaya kya..."
"thanks MTL bhai...."waha se apne hostel ki taraf badhte hue achanak hee mujhe kuch yaad aaya, jo main bhool gaya tha...maine peechhe palat kar dekha to Sidar bhi apne hostel ki taraf badh raha tha...
"MTL ,bhai..."thodi tej aawaz me maine kaha"bura na mano to,kuch puchh sakta hoon kya..."
"kya..."
"jis ladki ko aap pasand karte the, uske boyfriend ka kya naam tha..."
"Varun Verma....."Sidar ne mujhe jordar jhatka dete hue ek jhatke me answer diya aur wapas hostel ki taraf badh chala.....
"Varun wo ladka tha, to phhir uski girl friend jis par Sidar ka dil aaya tha...wo thi Vibha..........
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"yadi Sidar koyi dhoodh peeta bachcha nahi hai to main bhi koyi dhoodh peeta bachcha nahi hu, I am Arman, Ek Yantriki Abhiyanta(Mechanical engineer )"
.
" haan, usne bilkul aisa hee bola..."main taav se bola"use humari power dikhani hee hogi, hostel ki power dikhani hogi.."aur phhir thoda ruk kar maine tej aawaz me kaha"use aapki power dikhani hogi, MTL bhai..."
"kitne ladko ko lekar ja raha hai..."
"waise to main akele hee chala jata, lekin phhir bhi do ladke hai sath me..."
"aur yadi main sahi hoon,to wo do ladke wahi hai...jo aaj subah girls hostel me ghuse the,right..."
"aapko kaise pata "maine shocked hote hue kaha, to Sidar ne apna ek hath mere kandhe par rakkha aur bola"aur kitne jhooth bolega...seedhe-seedhe kyun nahi bolta ki tera man welcome party me jaane ka hai..."
"ye bhi pata hai "
Abhi main aur Sidar Senior hostel ke bahar kursiyo par baithe the, aur jaisa ki aksar hota tha sham dhalte hee aas-pass ka mahol thandi hawao se bhar kar ek ajeeb sa sukoon deta tha, aisa sukoon,jo sirf wahi mil sakta tha....Sidar apni jagah se khada ho gaya...
"tu ye soch raha hoga ki, ye khabar mujhe tere khas dost Arun ya phhir hamesha sabki news rakhne wale bhu ne di hai....."
"nahi..bilkul nahi, Arun kabhi nahi batayega aur waise bhi hostel me hum teeno ke aalawa aur bhi kayi log rahte hai,jinme se wo mota warden bhi hai...."
Sidar kuch der tak mujhe hee dekhta raha,wo kuch batana chahta tha...kuch kahna chahta tha,lekin abhi wo is kashmakash me tha ki ,wo mujhe ye bataye ya jane de...Sidar bahut der tak mujhe dekhte raha,jaise wo mujhe padhne ki koshish kar raha ho,ab wo bechain ho utha aur cigarette ka ek kash lekar use wahi phhek diya....ab meri nazar Sidar se hatkar aadhi khatm hui cigarette par thi,jo tej hawa ke bahav me idhar-udhar dolti hui sulag rahi thi....Waha cigarette ke aalawa kuch aur bhi aisa tha jo sulag raha tha....
"sun, kisi ko batayega to nahi..."wapas chair par baith kar Sidar bola"jab main first year me tha ,tab main bilkul teri tarah tha...main bhi yaha sirf aur sirf padhne aaya tha...lekin phhir jaisa tere sath hua...waisa mere sath bhi hua tha, main apne lakshya se bhatak gaya, aur iski vajah thi ek ladki...."
mera field bhale hee alag ho,lekin itna to main janta tha ki yadi koyi story, koyi daastan ,ya koyi hadsa,ya phhir koyi aisa shaks jo humari zindagi se related rahta hai, usme apne aap interest aane lagta hai...mera bhi interest badhne laga aur maine bhi aadhi jali hui cigarette ko ek kash maarkar wahi phhek diya.....
"ek ladki..."main bola...
"haan, first year me main bhi,uske liye pagal tha....kayi baar koshish ki use dil ki baat batane ki, aur ek din jab maine himmat karke usse apni mohabbat ka izhaar kiya to pata chala ki wo to kisi aur se set hai...."
"phhir aapne kya kiya..."ab to kasam se mujhe Sidar ki is story me interest aa gaya tha,main bola"kya wo ladki...ab bhi college me hai..."
"girl friend-boyfriend to aajkal har hafte badalte rahte hai,isme koyi badi baat nahi thi....lekin uske kuch dino ke baad hee pure college me ye news fail gayi ki un dono ke beech.....tu samajh sakta hai main kya kahna chahta hoon, "
"matlab ki, sari dooriya khatm...jo kaam shadi ke baad hota hai,wo pahle hee ho gaya...hai na.."maine puchha...
"haan bilkul..."Sidar ke chehre par udasi badhti ja rahi thi,jise door karne ke liye usne ek cigarette aur sulgayi aur bola"wo janti thi ki main usse pyar karta hoon ,isliye wo mujhe aur jalati thi...wo mujhe jab bhi dekhti to apne boyfriend se aise chipak jati,jaise BC dono ko feviquick se jod diya gaya ho....yadi main galti se kabhi kabhar college ke garden me chale jata aur humari mulaqat ho jati to phhir wo sirf mera kaleja jalane ke liye apne boyfriend ko mere samne kiss karne lagti..."
"naam batao,sali ka abhi chod ke aata hoon..."main gusse se bola aur ye gussa dil se nikla tha....
"iske baad bhi bahut kuch hua, dost...us ladki ne apne boyfriend ko jo ki final year me tha,use bata diya ki maine use propose kiya tha aur uske baad uska boyfriend apne dosto ke sath milkar mujhe har din torture karte...kabhi recess me to kabhi class me aakar sabke samne....jis ladki ko maine propose kiya tha ,wo mere hee class ki thi...isliye shayad usi ke kahne par uska wo final year ka boyfriend class me aakar meri bezzati karta...aur ek din had ho gayi, unhi ke kisi dost me se jo ki mujhse ek saal senior tha...usne mujhe buri tarah peeta, kayi ghanto tak peeta, aur phhir dhamki di ki yadi maine kisi ko bataya to wo hostel me ghuskar mujhe marega aur hostel me hee mujhe mere room ke pankhe se latka dega....."
"phhir..."Maa kasam mujhe us waqt bahut gussa aa raha tha, yadi wo ladka jisne Sidar ke sath ye sab kiya tha ,wo abhi mil jata to main use pankhe se latka deta....
"wahi usne galti kar di..."Sidar ki bechaini ab thodi kam hui ,wo bola"jis waqt usne kaha tha ki wo mujhe hostel me aake marega...usi waqt mere dimag me ek idea sujha...aur dusare din jab wo college ke bike stand par baitha tha to maine use Uske pure khandan ki gali di...aur ek dhansu dialogue bhi mara..."Sidar ab muskurate hue bola, shayad ab uske andar ki kadwahat hat rahi thi...
"kaun sa dialogue..."
"maine kaha ki....yadi ek baar lund phhek kar marunga to tera pura khandan chud jayega...."
"aage ki story main,samajh gaya...uske baad wo apne kuch dosto ke sath hostel me ghusa hoga aur aap sabne un sabki achchhi-khasi dhulayi ki hogi..."
"ye to sahi hai,lekin uski real pelayi tab hui, jab main Second year me tha...NSUI ka election jeetane ke baad maine use aur uske dosto ko usi ground par le gaya jaha,usne mujhe mara tha aur uske baad same to same waisa hee hua...jaisa ki tune Varun ke sath kiya tha...aur tu yakin nahi manega us din tune dialogue bhi wahi mara tha jo maine aaj se do saal pahle mara tha...Aap Physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte...ye humara takiya kalam tha..."
"uske baad..."
"uske baad humne sharab ki ek ek botal unke liye mangayi aur har ek ki aadhi botal khud peekar aadhe me aur phhir jabran un sabko pilaya...."
"really,...pahle kyun nahi bataya,warna Varun ke sath bhi main wahi karta...."
"ab meri chhod aur apni bata, wo ladki tujhe pasand hai na...kya naam hai uska,...wo khurana ki laundiya..."
"Esha..."maine buri shakal banate hue kaha"don't call her laundiya ,MTL bhai..."
"ok, nahi bolunga....aur sun bindas ja...city wale kuch nahi karenge..."
"election jeet gaya ,isliye kya..."
"wo tujhe kuch nahi karenge wo isliye nahi ki tu election jeet gaya hai..."jab main jane ke liye khada hua to MTL ne mere kandhe par hath rakkha aur mere sath chalne laga
"phhir kisliye wo mujhe kuch nahi karenge..."
"wo isliye kyunki party Country club me ho rahi hai, aur CC ka rasta ,humare hostel ke samne se jata hai...lekin yadi phhir bhi yadi unhone tum teeno me se kisi ko chhua bhi to just a miss call....phhir dekhna unka kya haal karunga..."
"matlab,main befikar jaun..."
"abhi farsi me samjhaya kya..."
"thanks MTL bhai...."waha se apne hostel ki taraf badhte hue achanak hee mujhe kuch yaad aaya, jo main bhool gaya tha...maine peechhe palat kar dekha to Sidar bhi apne hostel ki taraf badh raha tha...
"MTL ,bhai..."thodi tej aawaz me maine kaha"bura na mano to,kuch puchh sakta hoon kya..."
"kya..."
"jis ladki ko aap pasand karte the, uske boyfriend ka kya naam tha..."
"Varun Verma....."Sidar ne mujhe jordar jhatka dete hue ek jhatke me answer diya aur wapas hostel ki taraf badh chala.....
"Varun wo ladka tha, to phhir uski girl friend jis par Sidar ka dil aaya tha...wo thi Vibha..........
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